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"INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG" - A Bad Lip Reading
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 เม.ย. 2018
- Tension mounted during Mark Zuckerberg's congressional hearing...
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No wonder he's taken over the world, he's got a "Frodo ring."
😂😂😂
I can't remember who this reminds me of
I thought frodo ring were a jelly..a food.
@Anar Guluzadeh It's the ring. We need someone who can destroy it. Someone who cannot be corrupted by its ee-vil. Someone.. like you, perhaps?
@Anar Guluzadeh I don't know about all that. Maybe Bad Lip Reading will do a Torah video, make the Rabbis say crazy stuff. I'dd watch that!
He acts more like a human being in the bad lip reading version than in real life
lol, he moves so robotically
ikrr
Dun dun dunnnnn
Cmon, he just awkward guy..
@2k GoDsZ
Your tin foil hat is squishing your two remaining brain cells together. You might want to take it off.
The only reason Mark gets away with all the flaws in Facebook nowadays because he agreed that WWI was awful
Why are we even here then?
"I need you to smile" *smiles* "Good heavens thats horrible"
"Please don't do that again for the rest of the night."
"So if I have The Facebook, do I also have the internet?" I'm 99% sure one of them asked this question.
Is that a internet that you're talking about?
My turn :
can we be friends later?
What a silly Q
Pretty much :/
@Logan Last Name have you ever smelled a girl's feet?
these always feel like conversations you'd have in a dream
So many collabs born over America's #2 favorite alien.
woah that's so true! I never realized that before.
Or on psychedelics lol
bruh
And have you thought about the streaming sky?
Four years later and this is still one of the funniest things on TH-cam.
I still say “do you think I might need to shave my head for a Frenchman? Because some people have said to me ‘you should shave your head!’…what do you think?” at least twice a month. My family thinks I’m weird.
Are you blowin bubbles?Im gonna hafta spank yoooooou
@@jessehammer123nah I still quote this “all this is just boring as beanz”
Lmaoooo@@jessehammer123
"Mr. Zuckerman" sort of flew under the radar but made me laugh really hard
Same here!
Mr Facebookman
Absolutely, really got me to have a subtle joke like that among all the silliness
Zuckerman's famous 🐖
In conversation I always refer to him as zuckerf-k😅
I cant believe most of us have seen only this version of them talking and not the real one.
Including me
this is the real one
To sit through it at least
@@izJordyGaming ikr like what are they talking about ?????
@@burntrice4418 cambridge analytica
the amount the lips actually sync up is concerning and impressive
Hutch2Much it really is
Javier Corral *luke skywalker voice* THATS NOT TRUE!!! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Javier Corral I don't think so.... I mean that's the whole purpose of the video
@Javier Corral if that were true they would've done it throughout the video
@@apolloapollo1028 They dont need to, only in some sections where the lips dont match what is being interpreted.
3:43 "Lift your hand out like this, boy. Swing it out like this. You think it's hard? Believe me I could hold a hand in the air all day!"
They absolutely nailed it with that guy.
Horse manure pule. Turd satchel! Those are Einsteins words.
Wish I had that skill, I would probably run for senator if I could do it 😂
Not all of us can be the winners@@raulbarros8077
😂😂😂
"Blink if you're NOT a lamp" is my favorite thing to say to my cat.
"When I have the Facebook, then do I also have the internet?"
200 IQ Interrogation Questions
69 likes. Nice
stfu
sad thing is, that's not far off from some of the questions they asked lol
@@jonramsey36 true
its more like on the upper infinity
He looks like he is constantly resisting the urge to blink horizontally
Jesus
Gills.
I know this might be something really obvious, but exactly what species of reptiles does he belong to? I have been searching all over the internet but have come across conflicting answers. Please help and pardon for being so ignorant.
@@askeladden450 he has a face of a book reptile
Get it?
You mean vertically
never gets old... I'm back here after 6 years
4 year later…this is still the funniest thing I saw on TH-cam!! 😂
This makes far more sense than the actual discussion.
Watching this, and then the actual testimony, I'm convinced that this is what was actually going on.
th-cam.com/video/dJVUyev840I/w-d-xo.html sign up please :)
Wow, you're daft. Facebook zombie.
The Merovingian Wow, you're sad.
A couple of senators brought up some really good questions that zuckerborg couldnt answer, and then others asked shit similar to this lol
“Listen kid, blink if you’re not a lamp.”
SopeCreekRider
Z: 0.0
Congressman: Wweellllll....
Lol
*DOESN'T BLINK*
The guy behind him blinked though lol
I freakin LOOOST it when he said that!!!
"I'd just like everyone to know that my van is for sale." 😄
And the response "Bojang Bugami" got me snorting with laughter too.
"Do you have a painful scrote?"
"...No, I do not."
"Well you will in time."
LMFAOOOO
“Do you like your heart rate?”
*I’ll get back to you about that*
😂😂😂😂
HA X"D
yep thats what he said
eatmypow haha... finally someone who hates these comments which just repeat stuff in the video!
I struggle to believe this is not what they actually said
It got me in the first half
The after effect of the vaccination
I believe this is actually they said.
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life before
I love Mr.Graham's singing so funny & I love this just plane funny .Keep it up guy's great & very humorous ..👍
This never gets old...def one of my favorites!!!
4:08 "That's for having your hair like that"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am crying here man.
This is bad lip reading? Just looks like another day in Washington to me.
It’s bad because they didn’t bother changing the script
You win man lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣👏 Fabook is horse manure!....Turd Satchel!
Omg, I just gave you your 666th like!!!!
"World War 1 was awful, do you agree?"
"Yes"
"Well... Why are we even here then?"
Mr. zuckerman
That could work in any conversation if you think about it
TH-camYT explaim
@@charlessssssss
WW1 was awful, do you agree?
TH-camYT Yes
He’s been filthy rich for over a decade but still can’t get a haircut that makes him look like the ghost of a Dutch boy haunting his villages well
I laughed real hard at “Einstein had a green bean bag chair” “I wish that were true”
"do you think ww1 was awful?" "yes" "why are we even here then"
Di.... Did you seriously use quotes like that.
@Ryan Gallagher yes
@Ryan Gallagher Why are you keep asking people instead of just watching it.
@Ryan Gallagher 2:28 😊
Just to suffer?
I wonder if this is what deaf people lip read instead.
As a deaf person,
Wut?
Remember the Seinfeld episode when the deaf lip reader thought they said ”slept with” instead of ”swept with”
My mom is half-deaf, but she still has to mostly lip read, and she does it pretty well.
666 likes
@@4kgelato lol thanks.😈
I LOL so hard when he said he said "I swear it's like he has a mask on."
was waiting for the lip reading. this is the actual audio
"When I have the facebook, do I also have the internet?"
Such a perfect old man question.
What a brilliant senator I have representing me lol
Pious Devil
Pious Devil weirdly enough, it was men who are old now who invented the internet.
My mom would ask that question...
“Blink if you’re not a lamp.”
Zuck: 👁 ___ 👁
Wooh
He is like
openEyes();
while (true) {
sleep(100);
}
//unreachable code
closeEyes();
@@NubeBuster he is like : 001011101010100101010100010100010100010101101011001010101001001010100101010101000101001010010101001001001001001011101010101001010001101010101000101110101010100101010101010101000010101010101001011010101001010101
Wooow. 🤤
🛋
This actually shows more purpose & meaning than the actual hearing(s) 🤣
I love this so much!!! I wish there was a weekly TV series of BLR congressional hearings! 🤩🙌
Guy: "World war one was awful, do you agree?"
Zuckerberg: "Yes"
Guy: "Why are we here then"
Apart from Judy moonlight that's my favourite bit.
💡brilliant.
"Would you agree that my Mom was a whore?" "Nope." "Can I have my things back?" "No." "Alright."
Just to suffer.
So random.
"Give us a little smile to show that you can"
*Smiles
"Okay, Don't do that for the rest of today please"
111th like
@@ghostofpersia7096 I’m the 188 like
@AnonymousNeon awesome
bc his smile was creepy af
@@yourmum69_420 haha right!
If only our Congress were this coherent.
And... "we" put them there. Well, that's the claim, anyway.
This honestly almost convinced me that this was real
*IT'S A SPECIAL VAN!*
Clay Patterson I’m sure Dan “Get in the Van” Schneider would love to have that “special van”
:D :D :D
BeardBroTV GASP! I WATCH YOUR VIDEOS! I lub i
BeardBroTV u*
No
“We’d like you to make a little smile just to show that you can”
Zuck: 🙂
“Oh good heavens that’s just horrible! Stop that son- for the rest of day could you not do that please”
Zuck: ☹️
That reminded me of Sheldon Cooper's smile when Leonard and Howard told him to wish Raj
Hahahahaha
This made me laugh so hard
Ace Q 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Blink if you’re not a lamp” 😂
Ive not even got a minute in and im literally crying with laughter!!!
I loved that intro, "...are you blowing bubbles?"
Video: * cuts away from the person talking *
Bad Lip Reading: *_it's free real estate_*
true 😂😂😂
Remember, these are Einstein's words.
Absolutely true, bravo.
This is exactly how I imagine congress would talk if they didn't have their scripts provided to them by their handlers.
It probably is how they act. The whole fiasco is messed up.
😂😂
their handlers...LMFAO
This is more or less how they did talk, for all it was worth.
Real.
Them referring to Zucc as "Mr facebook man" killed me lmao
They got more answers out of Zuckerberg during this version of events...
Plot twist: this is the actual interrogation and what they aired on TV was the bad lip reading.
347 likes and im the first comment:)
@@Fattipotato79 447 comment and I'm the last to comment 😀
@@xkyleprivatex815 486 likes and im last😁😀
532 likes and there will be more
They certainly sound less stupid here
Zuckerberg looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in 30 years.
And he has a mansion in Hawaii 😂😂
Hahahahahhahaha funny
Zuckerbot is not inteded nor programmed for sunlight operation. Please only use indoors.
He must never go outside at all to be that pale.
He is a lamp.
Thank you for providing the original footage!
“Im gonna have to spaaaank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want "Blink if you're not a lamp" on a shirt
I would definitely buy that
I would totally buy that. 😆
Weeeeeeell…
I LOVE LAMP!
1000 percent. Going to make
How on earth does it sync so perfectly ?!!
I think they work pretty hard at it. But they also seem to be made even more creative by that limitation
I’m sure what they do is listen to the clip and find every word that rhymes or sounds similar to the actual words spoken, and then make something funny from there.
I forget the proper term for it, but when different audio is played over a clip your brain automatically syncs the words with people's mouth movements. Obviously it won't work for drastically different things, but you'd be surprised at how different they can be and it still works.
Mishta Romaniello Pretty sure they watch it lots of times with the sound down, improvise, write it down, practice, then record
Because this is actually the real taping of the court case, that's why.
IF i have the Facebook , do i also have the Internet? Always gets me
The dude with the van is serious about it.
This wasn't a BLR, just the highlights from the actual hearing.
Well it certainly made more sense, anyway.
This made about as much sense as the actual clip
Skkorm Agreed 😂😂
This is the actual clip
Skkorm lol
@@abrahamgamer8331 means is this the original clip or edited?
“blink if youre NOT a lamp”
👁️ 👁️
This honestly isn't that different to the actual interrogation
"Mr. Zuckerman, uh, WWI was awful, do you agree?"
"Yes."
"Well, why are we even here then?"
Ethann Browne best part 😂
That was my favorite line!
Ethann Browne lol
The loud water sipping and the "I'm gonna have to spank yoooooouuuu" at about 50 was so funny.
😂😂😂😂😅😭
About 50 is actually not that expensive.
@@KGBos Was that a joke, private?
Had me laughing, " are you blowing bubbles!?!" Bahaaa
You'd wake up looking like that too if you knew the US government was putting you on a plinth to question the ethics of your business the following day!
I think "when I have the Facebook do I also have the internet?" remains one of the funniest things I've heard on all of TH-cam. 🏆 🤣
The way he drinks water makes him look like he’s drinking it to fit in, knowing it would ruin his electronics if he drank too much
This was pretty funny. You guys should do a bad lip reading of it
I see what'ya did there
This would have alot more likes if people understood it
@@franciscovaca3460 why is this video gets recommended again? Your comment is literally 5 minutes ago. I have already seen this video long time ago
@@theseangle Lmao idk it just popped up in my recommended
😂😂😂😂
“Hey mom? Could you get me my Frodo ring? I want it here.” is hands down the best way to say you want to be invisible
Wow I didn't even realize that at first haha 😂😂😂
Holy fuck! I realise that now!
Well that's bad lip reading, but what did zuck really say at the time
underrated comment this is genius and I will now be saying "mum I want my frodo ring" in awkward situations
MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUSSSSS.
I'll adopt "Do you like your heartrate?" as a new pickup line
'Blink if you're not a lamp' .....my drink came out of my nose ! :D
This is so good, they managed to make Zuckerberg look like the normal one.
I legit only like your profile pic. The comment was ok. The pic caught my eye, what anime is it?
@@51starmouredinfantry84 go To Horny Jail *bonk*
Ummm...ok. if you ignore the alien xfiles eyes I guess you could interpret it that way....it's a far stretch though.
@@51starmouredinfantry84 shut up rick
@@sheepers5757
They are his relatives.
“What’s the problem, little friend? 🥺”
“Don’t try to get in my Porsche again.”
But I really like you ;)
@@Skyebright1 Mm mm 😡
Are you wearing a mask? Lol!!!The guy just selling a van! This whole thing lol was so funny!! 😂😂
This makes him rightfully look lost for words...
"Did that guy really just try to sell me his fucking van?"
Not gonna lie, that smile was terrifying
How dare you? He programmed over 500 vertices to make it look authentic!
and the unsmiling is terrifying equals
Yeah, I hope I don't have nightmares with it ☹️
I think Zuck and Jared came from the same manufacturer.
What makes it unnerving is the fact that it's not genuine. When people truly smile, they use their whole face, including their eyes. If the cheeks or bottom eyelids don't lift, it's a fraudulent grin. Always watch the eyes when someone smiles. If they look the way Zucky's did, they might be a liar.
When Mark Zuckerberg tried to smile.
I felt that. Everyone did.
For the rest of the day, would you not do that please 😂
Lmfao
I loved the way his ears rose up when he attempted a smile.
When he smiles, a puppy dies somewhere.
This is actual audio from this hearing. Amazing
.
this is still hilarious 5 years later!! and I realized that one thing that makes this so funny is that we all know people exactly like these characters.
For a minute I thought this was a real interrogation , the lip sync is on point 😂
I still think this is Real 😂😂
Oh shit!! It wasn't??
Wait,...
.....this is not real!!!???😳😳
Did you know if you say orange reaaally slowly it sounds like the word, "gullible"?
@@EthanDavis.w haha r/ rr woshs! get itt becus you dint get the joke ahah!!1one!
"blink if you're not a lamp" and then I spit my drink on my screen.
I thought you split the drink on the screen
No you didn't
And the guy behind Zuckerberg says "yeah" lol
“Turd satchel” 😂
I just know people think I'm insane when I'm laughing maniacally in my car at lunchtime, alone, & they don't know I'm watching this on my phone... 🤣
“Mr Zuckerman, World War I was awful, do you agree?”
“Uhh, yes.”
“Well why are we even here then?”
HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM...
"Can we be friends later?"
You have a bean head
that's like my grampa, so random that is worryingly funny lol
Lobster Patrick Stewart fav part
“Mr. Zuckerman, World war 1 was awful do you agree?”
“Uh yes?”
*sighs* “well why are we even here then?”
Easily my favorite part 😂😂😂
aaahahahahahhahahahahhahah
Sam Roark hahaha ...xD
Ikr
I didn't understand that joke. Plz elaborate.
whats the joke?
When I am down, or someone just passed me off, I watch your channel. This is billion dollar stuff, actually its priceless!!!
Same.
This is auctually the best lip reading!!
"can you smiile so we can see that you can"
"please dont do that the rest of the meeting thanks"
"When I have the Facebook, then, do I also have the internet?"
Whoever wrote that has definitely helped an elderly person with their computer at some point.
maninredhelm or simply watched the original
+maninredhelm You are making comments like that yet you don't even know that Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook. *Facepalm.
"blink if you're not a lamp .." 😁😁😁
OMG the guy tryna sell his van was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
This is what actually happened, and nobody can tell me otherwise.
Oliver Diaz
Otherwise
*+ben samara*
It has been done!
ben samara lol
Blink if you're not a lamp
*Doesn't blink*
12YO weaboo because hes lizard
lamps need electricity, and robots also need electricity... 🤔
He is a lizard cyborg
I am obsessed with all this. Y’all did a great job
"What's the problem little friend?"
"Don't... try to get in my Porsche again."
"But I really like you."
omfg this feels so cruz-y what a masterpiece
I kinda think that Mark is really the first embodied Artificial Intelligence.
bruh Sophia the AI has more emotions than Zuckerberg
A Guy In a Van probably has a chip implanted in him
Still not buying your van
He really looks plastic. It’s so creepy.
Probably would have turned out more realistic if he was produced by CyberLife. At least he would've been able to display some emotions.
"Do you have a painful scrote?"
"No."
*_"Well you will in time."_*
I heard "do you ever pay for scrote?" ...
Something at any rate, probably ô
the word is scrotum jesus...
@Mario Lisa painful scrotum: irritated prostate or cancer CROTCHY PAINS LOL
3:42 "Lift your hand out like this, boy, swing it out like this"
I swear to god, I think about this several times a week and just crack up laughing at how weird and awkward it is, bahaha
I want to take a look at the van
"do you agree that WWI was bad?" "yeah"
.."why are we even here then?"
Rachel Hanna how we all feel. WWI was bad
"Do you like your heart rate?"
".... I'll get back to you about that"
Peter Malchuk I honestly thought that was so fucking funny lmao
Peter Malchuk I thought it was super fitting & great
I just want to let you all know that I'm selling my van. It's a special van
Peter Malchuk best one hahaha
This is equally as revealing and productive as the actual original dog and pony show that was this hearing.