Tim Dillon Show: THE Corporate Steakhouse Rant
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 พ.ย. 2019
- Taken from episode 175- “Corporate Steakhouse”
Tim goes on a passionate rant about why Corporate Steakhouses are the best (and last) great thing in America.
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This might be art at the highest level
It is...
Post - post modern
@@mrknucklepuck8485 ^^couldn't agree more haha
Right now, yeah
Smartest thing I’ve seen written on this in a long time
I sit at the bar alone in a corporate steakhouse. I wear a blazer. I drink manhattans and eat white bean soup, strip steak medium rare, asparagus, a side of heirloom tomatoes. The bartender upsells me a side of mushrooms. She's beautiful and friendly and laughs at all my jokes. I wonder why someone so beautiful is in this shitty city and not an actress out in LA. I ask her if she wants to join me for a drink and she tells me she has a boyfriend. I go to someplace different next week. A new corporate steak house. Maybe I'll see you there.
Underrated comment.
@@bigmeatswangin5837 That's just life in the big city.
Don't kill yourself Larry. There's more to life than steakhouses and women.
That was beautiful
@@LEXICON-DEVIL There may be more to life than steakhouses and women, but there isn't much more.
"The country is over. These temples of consumerism and slabs of beef are all we have left" 😂
I've listened to this 14 times. One of the best rants, yes or yes?
Yes, agreed
NO, BUT SURE
@@BRose99 I see what you did there 🤭🤣🤣
Only second to the fake business clip
It really is one of the greatest rants of all time. It belongs in a time capsule.
If this is the only thing left of our civilization after 12,000 years, and aliens discover it and listen to it, they will understand everything they need to know about what was here, and who we were.
"If people don't spend their lives trying to acquire things they fall into some type of weird, quasi-spiritual, genocidal mania."
This popped up in my feed. New fan. There’s something about getting yelled at about funny and agreeable stuff that really crusts my steak
The most American thing I've ever heard, in the most beautiful way possible
Most Canadian thing I have ever heard. Fat salt sugar and bread
Especially the part where he attacks Marxism
"It is not fresh, but it is hot as fuck!" Is the best part
As a corporate steakhouse General Manager, I wholeheartedly approve of this.
Thanks Jorge, I won't kill myself now.
Fake Business post
Youre doing God's work.
Thanks for all you do Jorge.
Not all heroes wear capes.
“Demons from hell eating ribeyes.” 😂
I went to a corporate steakhouse for my birthday last night. I played this rant at the table while stuffing my face. I love you TD
Great name
@@paulfroelich1024 thanks!!
This is GOLD. I feel lucky as a human for getting to experience this.
Here after Texas Roadhouse founder and CEO, Kent Taylor's death, to pay my respects.
Hey man, nice shot.
Not a corporate steakhouse.
“This is the way my father loves me”
“I won’t go back to the hotel and blow my brains out tonight Because you said thanks for coming Tim”
For the love of God, can someone please make an animation to go with this!!??
th-cam.com/video/PelWNhsEqvg/w-d-xo.html
“People sitting around a table looking to swindle”
Juden!!
Tim Dillon sounds like a radio DJ from the GTA universe
If only 🥰
I don’t use social media but i wish someone would contact Rockstar with this ❤️
i cannot stop listening to this. up there with the old bill burr rants i used to love of his from 6-7 years ago
Exactly.
The only magic left in this country is TH-cam’s algorithm for suggesting this video the day after I watched the Vlog with the “Steakhouse rant” reference
Same
@ For some reason, I REALLY want to know what they said to him and why that dude on the left seemed so keen on telling them not to film it lol
I can only imagine...
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Because being randomly filmed by a stranger is creepy and weird
@@jasonablah7702 I get that. Looks like they were already filming though.
Tim Dillon is the most important comedian in the world right now.
I’m sitting here crying laughing. The part where he says he’s going to the corporate steakhouse with his father I died
WITH MY FATHER
amazing
Who else is here after seeing him called "the steakhouse guy"?
You are NOT alone🙏
I had to pause to find this video
This just popped up on my feed after watching the blog this morning.
I was curious.
What a gift!
Hahahahahah 🖐🏾
😶🌫️
This makes me want to go to a steakhouse with Tim. I bet it'd be a great time.
"Ragu, wagyu, whatever the fuck it's called, it's all fake, there are seven restaurants that serve it but you all buy it" lmfao
Everyday I grow more and more thankful for Tim Dillon. He's truly one of the best in the game right now for comedy and podcasts. I think he's only second to Bill Burr in his notorious ranting ability but feel he brings a unique proprietary flair to it that's in a league of its own. I think 2021 will be a good year for Tim.
Timbo is second to no one. The riff grand master
I revisit this rant often
So darkly articulate and perfect 😂
Next time you're in Canada, take your corporate safari to The Keg. Despicable and great food!
One of the greatest monologues in the history of humankind. It really captures who we are as a species.
Still banging this everywhere I go .
I listen to this every time I eat steak and it gets better each time.
My annual listen. Still perfect.
Get. The. Creamed. Spinach.
AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
Timmy doing his best to save good, old-fashioned American Imperial culture, as Bret Easton Ellis would lament.
Brings a tear to the eye-- paraphrase "it's like I was coming in at the tail end of somethin'"
I listen to this back to back.
This is so underrated.. best Tim rant yet 😂
Affirmative information Timothy. I have texted Bernard to tell our personal assistant's who will advise each of our secretaries to book the reservations for 7pm. Regards, Tremayne Douglas - CEO
This genre of comedy needs to happen
So glad I’m alive for it
I want to hear this for the first time again
Hovering right above misery
This is amazing!!!
I’m listening to this before going to Perry’s Steakhouse. Thank you Tim
"Is this the steakhouse guy?"
Something about the delivery of “we do not sleep well that night!” is just sublime
As a single guy, somewhat of a loner,
It's getting harder to eat a char grilled steak by myself.
No... don't seat me next to a family table, just find me a dark corner out of sight.
I ain't here to make friends, just eat in peace!!
Do you want crab on your steak? No! But sure!
Someone please get him a food critic gig.
Hahaha imagine this guy on the travel channel
@@himynameiscorey would be so ruthless.
This is my favorite rant of all time. 2nd is Adam Corolla talking about building a garage in the LA Hills
I’ve listened to this 100 times
How does this only have 19k views?
This is the America i want to live in. Tim Dillon 2020!
This needs to be on posters like the train spotting speech
Such an inspired rant Tim...truly inspired 😆😆😆
And this my friends.... is why I love this man! He pulls no punches! 👌👍✊🤣😂
Goddamnit this is fucking amazing. Seriously. The best I’ve heard. Christ.
The beginning was very Alex-Jones-esque. I love it lmfao, tremendous entertainment.
Tim is the hero we need and deserve.
I don't care for Tim's stand up comedy. But as a podcaster, commenter on society/ current events- he is unparalleled. His observations are fantastic.
Why doesn’t this have a million views?
The jordan peterson quote just earned him a spot on my top 3
Just got home from capital grille. So accurate and funny
Been to one business meeting in my life. It was a corporate steakhouse. One of my favorite meals. Businessmen flexing nuts about who can order the most expensive shit. ‘Order the filet and tuna, it’s going on the corporate account’
3:50 60 seconds of absolute gold
Jesus Christ this is fantastic.
This should be a GTA radio station
Tim is HILARIOUS!!
I really do agree
I like listening to this while eating by myself at ocean prime like I am currently
Finer things baby
This is evergreen.
"I don't even know what that is but yes, why? Because I have nothing left in my life"
I listen to this on my birthday
Tonight I'm going to a Corporate Steakhouse. This is my hype music.
Amazing
A1 rant.
I ducking love you Tim
"unfulfilling vocation, I mean vacation".
Freudian slip? Haha
"Unfulfilling vocation." Freudian slip there. We all know that Tim isn't getting fulfillment out of this whole comedy thing. Everything he does is entirely for our benefit and not his own. He's just helping us out, but he needs fulfillment and appreciation. He needs more money. Give this man money. Treat him to a corporate steakhouse dinner. Do something for him.
Beautiful! It captures the essence of a crying clown.
@@Mannydamon who ever heard...of a sad clown :•(
He's so smart it probably hurts doing comedy. It's why he's so good though. He really could be some high level salesperson if he wanted. I bet if it wasn't for drugs and alcohol he'd be really successful in that world. But then we wouldn't have him as a personality in comedy. I'd selfishly and gladly sacrifice his own self fulfillment and economic potential for the joy he brings me as a funnyman. For real though this better become more worth it for him soon. Thing is he's far too good for the mainstream and knows it.
Tim has said the his ultimate destination is selling subprime mortgages back in Long Island
@@taharris93 Yes. He will eventually return to Long Island and sell some sort of morally dubious financial services.
“I want a menu to be designed in a Boardroom, by Suits! “ - Tim Dillon, 1st Earthling Politico Officer to set foot on Mars (2030). 🚀
Why is this my favorite clip everrrrrr lmaooooooooooo. I’ve seen it over 25x minimum
Arguably his finest moment....so far
The Chelsea Peretti(?) Rant went deep too.
I feel like this would be good with really dramatic music behind it haha.
Steak and Ale was the darkest of these restaurants. I miss it.
His comedy is so fucking insightful
I sent this to my father. He loves these places and is they dude at the bar drinking alone. Even the good Italian restaurants in NYC are gone and replaced with corporate soulless crap. That’s just the way it is so might
Incredible yes and yes
Tim never asks a question he doesn’t already know the answer to
So epic.
And ps one of the funniest rants ever said
I’ve been here before but had to come back after those two Florida guys.
We better listen to this now before Tim starts selling this as NFT!!!
This is already part of history.
CRUST IT WITH NINE THINGS!!
We're never getting something like this on the show again are we...
This felt like Tim Dylan reading a Richard Brautigan short story
At 5:39 I started tearing up 😢
Pure genius
Next time you’re in San Diego I am going to wait until you come out of the venue so i can take you guys to Cowboy Star, on me.
I work for Perry's Steakhouse in North Carolina 😂
Sit in the dark corner! ...