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I’m a single father army vet who’s wife left him and took his 4 year old son to the other side of the country. I tried getting a promotion today and am currently on my break and failing spectacularly, and I have just enough money to get the Ahi Tacos and a Diet Coke at happy hour at the local yard house. When I’m off at 5, I’ll head over. Thanks Tim for the review!
I make way over 100k a year and I cannot afford to eat at yard house daily.. Welcome to southern california. 300k a year is the needed income to go out to eat everyday in california. It costs 300.00 to take my family out to eat korean bbq or sushi once a while. Costs 1500 to take your kids to Disneyland for a weekend. And we just let in 80k more immigrants. SOCAL! The desert one he’s talking about near palm springs is the only one i’ve ever been to. At least the beaches and mountains are free, oh yeah mexico dumps large amounts of sewage and the beaches in socal smell like beaner farts at dawn.
I worked at Yarhouse when they still had the yard-long beer glasses. They had to discontinue the full yard because the customers would get so drunk that they’d start sword fighting each other with the glasses.
I'm going through a pretty rough patch in life, this restaurant sounds right up my alley but I can't afford to drive to the nearest state that has one... So I went to chilli's and cried into the free Bud Light that came with my appetizer.
Omg, I miss Sizzlers!! There used to be one here in NY.. Green Acres Mall. My family would go on shopping sprees and we'd end up there or Red Lobster, stuffing our faces. When our folks from down south would come to see us and they wanted to.. "paint the town red" we'd take them to Sizzlers, Red Lobster, or this BBQ pit spot name Carmichels
In the pod he roasted Ruth’s Chris right after and it killed me because I remember going there in 8th grade thinking it was so nice. Oh the horror. After the fall of our empire all we will have left is the corporate steakhouse.
Just went to yard house in Miami. Lived up to every word Tim has to say about it. Afterwards my thought process was basically "well that was better than a 10 dollar meal at whateverthefuck but not worth the fifty dollars I spent" but TaLl BeErS tHo
you also went to Merrick Park probably, a plastic hellscape no doubt. Unless youre talking about the one on South Beach which I havent been to but is probably worse. Do you wanna drum for my screamo band?
I had a friend I hadn’t seen in a while. We could be classified as having lost touch. He invited me to yard house for lunch out of the blue. Turned out he wanted to pitch a business proposal where we would start a “bass boat engine prop rental business.” I faked an emergency text from my wife and got my Ahi Tuna tacos to go.
Never realized this but it's true. The only time I ever went to a Yard House was when I knew my relationship of several years was failing and my ex and I met her shitty, semi-estranged father there and in a moment of pettiness, pretended I'd left my wallet in the car so that he'd pick up the bill.
Back when the yard house opened in Costa Mesa, ca back in the day. You could order a beer in a glass container that was 3 feet tall. They were impossible to drink and people ended up breaking them alll the time
They were amazing, at the same time I knew things were out of control with myself and friend group, as we could finish em off individually. Legacy of military alcoholism culture, ah the good and bad times.
I went to Yard House in Austin last night with some friends before we saw Mullen. Myself and everyone who listened to it beforehand were all shocked at the accuracy of this description.
The only Yard House I have been to is attached to the downtown Sheraton in Denver. I’m there for work a lot. This location is mainly people in town for conventions or on a business trip sprinkled with tourist. The locals usually stand out like a sore thumb…like they are the verge of homelessness. I always get the impression that the majority of people in there are either trying to get laid or score some drugs…while eating chicken and drinking beer.
Wow my experience at the one in Atlanta makes a whole lot more sense knowing it's a goddamn shit chain. Hopefully that's the first and last time I find myself there
Tim somehow incapsulates the depressing reality of life in America. 😂 people from other countries just don’t understand the strange distorted reality that is the illusion of freedom
I actually just walked into the Yardhouse, and the first sensation I felt was the smell of vomit. No bullshit. And then I walked into the bathroom to take a piss, and the urinal overflowed. I’m out, dawg! I walked across the way to Bar Louie This is the Yardhouse on the SE side of Houston, for those who are wondering.
Ever since seeing Tim kiss BILL Burr"s arse for no discernible reason, I'm out. Thought I made this clear. I do not want to hear him say anything ever again.
I'm going to transcribe this entire rant and leave it as a Yard House Yelp review.
Legendary
Chat GBT will never replace the PIG
@@UnfilteredAndOffensive Chat PIG-400, to reflect his current weight
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Throw the link when u do it
“You cannot afford your children. Come to Yard House.” 😂😂😂😂
That’s wild that I came to the comments 8:44 minutes in and he said your comment right as I was reading it. Simple things in life 🤪
I used to love your videos like 8 years ago
I’m a single father army vet who’s wife left him and took his 4 year old son to the other side of the country. I tried getting a promotion today and am currently on my break and failing spectacularly, and I have just enough money to get the Ahi Tacos and a Diet Coke at happy hour at the local yard house. When I’m off at 5, I’ll head over. Thanks Tim for the review!
we wish you well
I swear to God every comment is some fuckin sob story just BEGGING for attention and likes
@@xzxchx somehow got the promotion and don’t deserve it. So I don’t think I need to go to yard house anymore
Life in the big city
@@autumnparkblvd it’s a real knife fight in the jobs industry
True story: I sat in a Yardhouse in Phoenix AZ calculating how much I was going to lose in my divorce.
Sad
😂☠️🤣
Hahaha 🤣
At least you learned something.
Yardhouse activities
"Yard house is for people who just got denied a loan." ~ Tim Dillon LMFAO!!!!
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And we wish them well.
I love when Tim talks food. His true passion and inner Fat really comes out.
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Yard house - Applebee’s for the upper middle class
Lower*
so what applebees was before 2008
Tim knows way too much about the Yard House menu and it's clientele. He's talking shit like he hasn't eaten a dozen onion ring towers.
Did you not hear him say BUT I LIKE YARD HOUSE
He got that thousand island stare
He said "I like yardhouse" like 3 times. Said the servers are sometimes cute and even complimented his work
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His ability to make these rants as accurate as possible is insane
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Yard house is really big in the Minneapolis metro because we really know how to give up early.
After watching this, I now want to visit a Yard House
I looked up where the nearest one was to me right after listening to this ep hahahahaha
@@ubertalldude we’re in the game boys
So good tho....until u gotta use the facilities
they should pay Tim for this
@@ubertalldude Dammit now I have to do that since you said it 🤦🏼♀️
I just looked while commenting…nearest one is in Atlanta which is a 7hr drive 🤣
It’s the year of the Pig, Tim. Make it big.
@Bigga Nigga he can get even bigga
Love when Tim reviews chain restaurants. Need more food reviews in general. Also the one in Boise had a bomb ass chocolate soufflé several years back.
Yeah, I love how he reviews restaurants and specifically describes what people go there! It’s always funny 😆
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Can Tim Dillon have a radio station in the next GTA. PLEASE.
He would be a big disturbing even by gta standards
Yardhouse: Just a Collection of Simple Tragedies 😂
Me watching this at a yard house….
Yard house is a great place to go cougar hunting. Take note young fellas
I never been to one but why did the cougars said yard house is the place for some young guys
I unironically love Yard house. And I don't deny that Tim nailed me perfectly
Bro same. I will always love yard house 😂
I make way over 100k a year and I cannot afford to eat at yard house daily.. Welcome to southern california.
300k a year is the needed income to go out to eat everyday in california.
It costs 300.00 to take my family out to eat korean bbq or sushi once a while. Costs 1500 to take your kids to Disneyland for a weekend.
And we just let in 80k more immigrants. SOCAL! The desert one he’s talking about near palm springs is the only one i’ve ever been to.
At least the beaches and mountains are free, oh yeah mexico dumps large amounts of sewage and the beaches in socal smell like beaner farts at dawn.
Same!!! 😂
It’s not bad
One of his best podcast bits in a while.
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"Things you've heard of, on a plate. Come to Yardhouse!" unironically best review
Hearing Bavarian Pretzel so close to Korean Beef and Wisconsin Cheese on the menu is horrifying.
At least the pretzel and cheese make sense, especially if it's beer cheese
Yardhouse® Where the lower middle class goes to feel like the upper middle class
“High class low lives” -Patrice O’Neal
This is peak Tim Dillion content 😂
I worked at Yarhouse when they still had the yard-long beer glasses. They had to discontinue the full yard because the customers would get so drunk that they’d start sword fighting each other with the glasses.
Yard house is absolute gas. Happy hour is unmatched
I'm going through a pretty rough patch in life, this restaurant sounds right up my alley but I can't afford to drive to the nearest state that has one...
So I went to chilli's and cried into the free Bud Light that came with my appetizer.
Dont take that dog to the vet, put him down yourself like a man and spend that money on an onion ring tower 💯
He actually wasn't joking about garlic shiitake noodles lmao
Is it good or gotta be high as fuck to eat there
One trash chain my family loves when we visit the US is Sizzler. We eat ourselves sick, really embrace the culture.
Omg, I miss Sizzlers!! There used to be one here in NY.. Green Acres Mall. My family would go on shopping sprees and we'd end up there or Red Lobster, stuffing our faces. When our folks from down south would come to see us and they wanted to.. "paint the town red" we'd take them to Sizzlers, Red Lobster, or this BBQ pit spot name Carmichels
Then you’re always welcome here my friend
When he said, "The onion ring tower is for people who go, 'oh yeah," I immediately thought of my Dad. That's what his reaction would be exactly.
Came here for a hilarious, coke-fueled Tim Dillon rant. Never disappointed.
Yard house is so bomb. Those nachos after a day of drinking…
Lol! So funny!! I'm a bartender at Yard House and this rant is totally on point and hilarious! Tim Dillion, if you're ever in Seattle come see me!
I was literally just telling my friends how awesome their happy hour is
There are plenty of ways to raise your credit score
@@TH-cam_stole_my_handle 🤣🤣
I'm glad to see Tim getting back to form. I was concerned for a while...
Life's a real knife fight, sometimes it even slows down the best of us.
@@Whitesquall123 we wish him well.
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I was at a Yard House in Florida 2 weeks ago and our server casually admitted he was hungover like we'd be happy about that 🤦🏿
This one hit me. I'm trying to sell my 2013 Silverado to get a new roof. I have never been to a yarn house but I've been to very similar lol
I love the laughter back in the studio. Like the Ben days.
As a gay man, I choose you as our ambassador. We need more like you 😂
In the pod he roasted Ruth’s Chris right after and it killed me because I remember going there in 8th grade thinking it was so nice. Oh the horror. After the fall of our empire all we will have left is the corporate steakhouse.
Ruth’s Chris had some amazing locations.
@@cecilyerkerAll the locations look good to certain demographics
Ohhh yes, a menu designed by a cocaine fueled CEO.
Chefs fart*
I go to yardhouse once a week w my friends and we discuss our mediocrity together lol
Ive never laughed so hard in my life "you're full in a weird way"
Just went to yard house in Miami. Lived up to every word Tim has to say about it. Afterwards my thought process was basically "well that was better than a 10 dollar meal at whateverthefuck but not worth the fifty dollars I spent" but TaLl BeErS tHo
you also went to Merrick Park probably, a plastic hellscape no doubt. Unless youre talking about the one on South Beach which I havent been to but is probably worse.
Do you wanna drum for my screamo band?
*tower of onion rings is placed in front of me*
“Oh-ho-ho, yeeeah!”
Yard House Marina del Rey rocks! Lol happy hour only!
Every time Tim describes a garbage person I feel more and more seen
Tim would have a field day with Cheesecake Factory’s menu! Hahah
Cheesecake factory is more expensive, no?
I had a friend I hadn’t seen in a while. We could be classified as having lost touch. He invited me to yard house for lunch out of the blue. Turned out he wanted to pitch a business proposal where we would start a “bass boat engine prop rental business.” I faked an emergency text from my wife and got my Ahi Tuna tacos to go.
Yardhouse is for when you wish you were back at what you once thought was rock bottom
Please do Cheesecake Factory next 😂
I love yardhouse, their happy hour has half priced appetizers and pizza
How’s that car loan?
I've never felt more attacked in my entire life.
I can’t explain how much I cried laughing. So re-watchable. When you said “I love Yardhouse” over and over I fucking died.
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There is a yardhouse in Waikiki,HI. I'm glad they have expanded all over, I know each region does affect their menu. Always a great experience.
Anyone else in Hawaii listen to Tim? I feel like he's too extreme for the laid-backness
When I lived in California for 3 years I can confirm this was indeed the case. Was a big fan. It’s a slightly better version than chilis/Fridays.
Ben would have been laughing uncontrollably at this whole thing 😞
After hearing this..... IT SOUNDS LIKE....... I need an onion ring tower
Never realized this but it's true. The only time I ever went to a Yard House was when I knew my relationship of several years was failing and my ex and I met her shitty, semi-estranged father there and in a moment of pettiness, pretended I'd left my wallet in the car so that he'd pick up the bill.
World class premium coke fueled rants like this make me think Tim Dillon is BACK
No fan of most chain restaurants but Yardhouse in Town Center in Las Vegas is wonderful every time. Good service, good food, nice place.
It's just a Cheesecake Factory for "business men" with a company card, or guys on a date trying to convince the girl they aren't THAT broke.
Its like an all you can eat buffet but behind a pay wall.
“A collection of small tragedies”
Didn't know Annie Lieberman was doing ads for them
Back when the yard house opened in Costa Mesa, ca back in the day. You could order a beer in a glass container that was 3 feet tall. They were impossible to drink and people ended up breaking them alll the time
I went to the one in Long beach back in 2008 and witnessed the same thing.
Sounds like fun time
Yeh that's a yard glass
They were amazing, at the same time I knew things were out of control with myself and friend group, as we could finish em off individually. Legacy of military alcoholism culture, ah the good and bad times.
I went to Yard House in Austin last night with some friends before we saw Mullen. Myself and everyone who listened to it beforehand were all shocked at the accuracy of this description.
If I see a menu that replaces ‘Entree’ or ‘Starters’ with Eats ir Snacks is best avoided
That’s where you go when you’ve been denied a loan 🤣🤣
Where you go have a bad day is yard house full of same people having fucked up day
This is the greatest I live next to the yard house in palm desert. NAILED IT!! With the ppl that eat there
The only Yard House I have been to is attached to the downtown Sheraton in Denver. I’m there for work a lot. This location is mainly people in town for conventions or on a business trip sprinkled with tourist. The locals usually stand out like a sore thumb…like they are the verge of homelessness. I always get the impression that the majority of people in there are either trying to get laid or score some drugs…while eating chicken and drinking beer.
I’m lower middle class and I feel so comfortable at YH
Wow my experience at the one in Atlanta makes a whole lot more sense knowing it's a goddamn shit chain. Hopefully that's the first and last time I find myself there
Yard house is the shit. I recommend the spicy jambalaya
"Trying to scrape up enough money to get their dog put down" my smug ass didn't relate to them until that part
Yard house is to Applebees what Target is to Walmart
I'm in Canada wondering how to get the money to put my dog down. I've never seen a "Yard House," but a meal at Pop Eyes costs premo Dinero.
Tim somehow incapsulates the depressing reality of life in America. 😂 people from other countries just don’t understand the strange distorted reality that is the illusion of freedom
Yard House is Chilis for people who think they're too good for Chilis.
I managed at 4 yard houses in Texas, and Tim is dead on with how the clientele was 😂😂
I actually just walked into the Yardhouse, and the first sensation I felt was the smell of vomit. No bullshit. And then I walked into the bathroom to take a piss, and the urinal overflowed.
I’m out, dawg! I walked across the way to Bar Louie
This is the Yardhouse on the SE side of Houston, for those who are wondering.
I would be tormented with indecision if I had to choose from that menu
“Bring me a fat Hispanic women with 2 kids” ☠️☠️☠️
That’s the same reaction I have to the onion ring tower when I’m at my local Yardhouse! 😂
Its the best place to go after a Dave Ramsey seminar.
How’s this guy so funny and also so accurate
He lived it
BRING BACK BEN
This show does not support putting the Avery in slavery. I’m sorry you do and I hope you find the light of Christ 🙏
It’s over, let it go
You could always watch the lemonparty podcast instead?
There’s 2 problems with the show 1. Tim has money now = less angry= less funny
2.Ben played a big role in a cartman butters element
@@eequalsmc2934 now we have you. Butters jr.
Somewhere a yard house lackey is running in a panic.
Ever since seeing Tim kiss BILL Burr"s arse for no discernible reason, I'm out. Thought I made this clear. I do not want to hear him say anything ever again.
Man don’t ruin it for me did he really bow down to bill burr?
Over priced Millers Ale house without the sticky tables.
Perfectly mediocre.
Miller's is cheeks. You can't compare the two.
@@MaybeNextTime0 lol yes you can.
Especially in Florida.
@@BirthdayFreak67 Miller's is awful, not mediocre.
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Thats the magic of Yard House.
Transforming awful food into mediocre food.
Love the rant but no mention of the beer selection?
This is so poetic
I served at yardhouse for 2 years. When i saw a table of 4 over weight people I used to pray to God I got that table. Unless it was 4 women
Why?
Yard house is for me apparently
There is no way Dillon is gay
I just like the giant beers
Dude, after this I want to open a yard house
Yard House goes hard
I’ve been loving the yard house. Great food great drinks and classic rock the whole time. Love it!
i feel personally attacked