>playing kotor in the living room at 3am because there's a big storm outside and i can't sleep >get a little chubbed up while playing pazaak over and over to grind credits >every time that girl says "muchu shakka pakka" my chub expands >decide to start beating off >every time I win a match I make a little wookie sound and crank it even harder >after about 20 mucha shakka pakka's I blow a fat load all over my chest and let loose a horrific wookie sound >suddenly remember my little sister came downstairs to watch me play from the very start >look over hoping she's asleep >she isn't
The real way to win is to use the time stone method. Before playing save the game. Every time you lose go back to the last saved game slot. Every time you win, save the game. I bet maximum and won a lot of credits. I also call this method Doctor Steven Strange method because you break laws of time.
@@randomfrog7974 disgusting ass pfp. But anyway. This is tedious but if u havnt figured it out already just load the game right before a match. Play the match. If u lose load back to before u lost until u win. That way u earn everything and lose nothing and just keep saving over and over.
I love the sound effects of the pazaak game; drawing the cards as well as winning! Oh yeah, 5 mins of life wasted but at the same time I felt good reminiscing.
Want some real advise? Gelrood script doesn't have a part where he stops playing if you keep winning. Therefor he has infinite credits upon beating his ass. If you have the patience of course. He can be found in the lower city canteen.
An easy way to never lose Pazaak is to save beforehand so that if you ever lose you can just reload your save and play again until you win, and repeat.
The best way to play pazzak is to not play this annoying game. Just win the swoop race on tatooine and manaan and sell the racebonds on yarvin and youre a rich man. I selled all my crap + the racebonds and had about 60.000 credits and thats more than enough
Holy shit I cant believe gamers allowed this shit back in the day. A rigged mission you cant beat and its Fckin Quest is just going to remind you that you never beat the game!
I'm just figuring out whether the game is broke or there's something I'm missing. Considering my opponents literally always get 20 with their magical infinite +5 and -3 cards after about 2 hours of collecting data, I'm pretty sure it's just a broken 15 year old game, lol.
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>playing kotor in the living room at 3am because there's a big storm outside and i can't sleep
>get a little chubbed up while playing pazaak over and over to grind credits
>every time that girl says "muchu shakka pakka" my chub expands
>decide to start beating off
>every time I win a match I make a little wookie sound and crank it even harder
>after about 20 mucha shakka pakka's I blow a fat load all over my chest and let loose a horrific wookie sound
>suddenly remember my little sister came downstairs to watch me play from the very start
>look over hoping she's asleep
>she isn't
Thank you for this comment!
LOL I can't stop laughing at the mucchu shakka paka part of all things
The fuck?
I love the muchu shakka pakka. Gives me a chub too
Hell na hella funny
The real way to win is to use the time stone method. Before playing save the game. Every time you lose go back to the last saved game slot. Every time you win, save the game. I bet maximum and won a lot of credits. I also call this method Doctor Steven Strange method because you break laws of time.
I do this
How much did you get per game? I am doing that now on my xbox series x, but i only get 40 credits at a time. Won’t it take me ages to get more money?
@@myee8 once off taris go to yavin the guy there does high dollar bets
I just cheat the game credits 9999 lol
@@myee8 you can get i think 750 but it is not in the xbox version
Instructions unclear I am now in the tops casino and Benny just asked me to ring-a-ding-ding over to the presidential suite
New Vegas is the superior game
@@entropybeets patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
you really should change the title.
people generally dont like being lied to.
Poop milk
@@entropybeets lolwhat
@@entropybeets fuck u
@@randomfrog7974 disgusting ass pfp. But anyway. This is tedious but if u havnt figured it out already just load the game right before a match. Play the match. If u lose load back to before u lost until u win. That way u earn everything and lose nothing and just keep saving over and over.
@@captainamerica7800 please sub to me
I love the sound effects of the pazaak game; drawing the cards as well as winning! Oh yeah, 5 mins of life wasted but at the same time I felt good reminiscing.
Title misleading 🤥
Clickbait
Want some real advise? Gelrood script doesn't have a part where he stops playing if you keep winning. Therefor he has infinite credits upon beating his ass. If you have the patience of course.
He can be found in the lower city canteen.
Every time i lose Im like
“YOU FUCKING CHEATER!!”
*Loads game
I thought I was wasting my time but that ending really was something else.
I need to start making garbage like this again
@@entropybeets please do these are like hidden gems from the past
@@dipflop5530 youtube removing public dislikes was the worst thing that ever happened
@@entropybeets I agree bro at least the button is still there but youtube has got to stop being shy of opinions or we'll end up silenced lol
Awesome videos people, please keep up the awesome work people, you're welcome people!
An easy way to never lose Pazaak is to save beforehand so that if you ever lose you can just reload your save and play again until you win, and repeat.
I win every single game by just using the same file but I aim against the ai to many time so they said I cheat so this is definitely not infinite
The player in the Upper Citybdoes this, theres a player in the Lower City cantina that can be played infinitely.
The best way to play pazzak is to not play this annoying game. Just win the swoop race on tatooine and manaan and sell the racebonds on yarvin and youre a rich man.
I selled all my crap + the racebonds and had about 60.000 credits and thats more than enough
The best way to play Kotor is to play Kotor2 instead
@@entropybeets Fair enough
Holy shit I cant believe gamers allowed this shit back in the day. A rigged mission you cant beat and its Fckin Quest is just going to remind you that you never beat the game!
I beat that quest first try lmao
It works! I am now richer than Hitler and Stalin
Based
What the fuck is that ending
What instructions?.
Why the fuck would you put this up if it isn't for the physical disc?
Apgains sent me
I don't understand
Sad that I peaked with this vidso
Fuck i wish i knew about this 2 days ago now i’m off Taris
I hate pazaak
No trick at all you liar
But i just beat both niklos and garood or whoever in the undercity before i left taris
I rule
You look Nordic as fuck
That's probably the most annoying gold sink minigame in gaming history.
My man
clickbait!
Ну что могу сказать, это жалоба за наебалово.
Wasting my time
😑
jfc waste of time
Lies, all lies
Lol imagine looking up a guide because you're ass at the game :)
I'm just figuring out whether the game is broke or there's something I'm missing. Considering my opponents literally always get 20 with their magical infinite +5 and -3 cards after about 2 hours of collecting data, I'm pretty sure it's just a broken 15 year old game, lol.
You wasted time making a video on it though
@@Who2Rawww it took less time than it takes to watch it libtard fool
Clickbait!