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  • @___Venice___
    @___Venice___ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    that drug dealer one kinda goes hard tbh

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nahhh
      It shouldn't be going as hard as it did

  • @scott--1629
    @scott--1629 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +263

    3:28 i can already imagine this guy interviewing people
    "hmm yes i see ur a harvard graduate in the exact skills we're looking for, but can u play international level quidditch??"

    • @saint-miscreant
      @saint-miscreant 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      he is definitely the type to grill a physically disabled person about why they didn’t play basketball or something 🙄

    • @DarthLenaPlant
      @DarthLenaPlant 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@saint-miscreant well chess counts as sports, so what are they gonna do if they sit across an interational chess master who sits in a wheelchair?

  • @tobiasbayer4866
    @tobiasbayer4866 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +222

    About the guy sleeping in his car so he doesnt "waste" the companies money:
    Dont do this. Ever. If a company has a budget for things like this they will always consider it all gone. If you can spend up to x amount of money on smth, always try to max it out. That money is offered with the expectation that its gone, noone will be impressed if you spend less of it, it wont help you get a promotion, noone will care about it. And sacrificing your own personal comfort just so that some shareholders can walk away with the tiniest fraction of a percentile more in profits is pure delusion.
    You dont have to feel guilty about spending money that is literally intented for you to spend. Same with things like sick days and vacation days. Dont waste them. The company doesnt care about you not using them.

    • @darkzim3872
      @darkzim3872 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      this is the reason why some jobs end up being stupid
      you get someone who went way above the job like worked over time or through breaks and never tell anyone
      so it becomes what they expect as normal then the person burns themselves out and leaves they expect the replacements to be able to do the same amount of work in the same time
      of course any new person can never do the same amount of work in the same time and everyone thinks they are lazy so all the new people are leaving all the time
      and it just creates a problem later down the road
      sleeping in the car will become normal for the company until someone says nah i'm going to a hotel and they will get hassle and be looked down on

    • @martinaasandersen3775
      @martinaasandersen3775 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Also sleeping in the car properly means wrinkled clothes and no shower in the morning. If that cost even a single customer, contract or sale it's likely a lot more than 250 bucks.

    • @paha4209
      @paha4209 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Honestly a lot of those posts are probably either bots (LinkedIn has a huge problem with them) or people virtue signaling the dumbest shit they can think off into their bubble. Hardly anyone is going to be that stupid.

    • @tobiasbayer4866
      @tobiasbayer4866 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@paha4209
      You'd be surprised. Obviously sleeping in your car is an extreme example but this mindset of not being a burden on the company is pretty widespread. Usually accompanied with the false idea that it will help them stand out and that they will somehow be rewarded for their commitment down the line.

    • @Singularian
      @Singularian 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      God no don't use sick days. I took one recently because I had diahrrea and I work with food so health and safety stuff. I was told I'd be fired if I took another sick day again. Unfortunately I'm on probation/training so they can do that.

  • @AlexPBenton
    @AlexPBenton 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    I saw a post which basically said “Sometimes you have secrets that you wanna tell HR about, but you’re afraid you might get in trouble if you tell them. Yeah, that’s true, we’ll absolutely sell you out, but you should feel free to tell us anything! If you’re not sure whether a secret you have should be shared with HR, ask HR about it!”

    • @learntooilpaint
      @learntooilpaint 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Hhhaaga HR are there to protect the company, directors and shareholders.

    • @averagejoe8358
      @averagejoe8358 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I make a dime, boss makes a buck, that's why I crank my hog in the company truck

  • @Vbuck_samuel
    @Vbuck_samuel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    This video in a nutshell:
    George reads something
    “What about the shareholder value”

  • @FrogBits_YT
    @FrogBits_YT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +482

    I think George should react to character ai

    • @MrNorker77
      @MrNorker77 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Is there an AI version of him? Love when creators talk to their own AI

    • @FrogBits_YT
      @FrogBits_YT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@MrNorker77 there’s too many and they’re so weird

    • @12bree4
      @12bree4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MrNorker77there are many memeulous ai thingys. Bc they are made by users.

    • @12bree4
      @12bree4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I agree frogbits

    • @deaghostyt2217
      @deaghostyt2217 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      (dis)respectfully, HELL NAW THATS TEXT BASED H##TAI

  • @smellyells
    @smellyells 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    perfect posting time for my tea, in memeulous we trust

    • @lily-os1uf
      @lily-os1uf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      what you scranning

    • @Benjimuzz
      @Benjimuzz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Wat u eating i just had bbq pizza

    • @nimbob19
      @nimbob19 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      whatcha scrannin i just had a fat mac n cheese

    • @sethty
      @sethty 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      just had a fat chicken wrap to this

    • @Zack_F1
      @Zack_F1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What are you scranning on im having a fat s#it

  • @chrisrelhard
    @chrisrelhard 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    i'll be honest, as someone in tech who's currently unemployed, these are kinda nice to see. just mindless disconnected stupidity, rather than 70% of my connections being unemployed and a bunch of posts about not giving up, how life is worth living, and entry level position postings requiring 5 years professional experience...

    • @tehweh8202
      @tehweh8202 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I feel you... I'm currently in the same boat.

  • @ticcirodgers1111
    @ticcirodgers1111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    The drug dealer guys kinda smart that is experience and its customer experience the fact that he's still alive means he (in theory) knows how to deal with the hardest to deal with people he's got sale skills id assume he's good with numbers and weights
    It honestly is valid experience and it's only looked down upon because of the legality

    • @scott--1629
      @scott--1629 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      no it is not valid experience lmfao, and yea shocker, doing illegal things is frowned upon.

    • @ticcirodgers1111
      @ticcirodgers1111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @scott--1629 explain how it's not valid experience and why is it frowned upon just because it's illegal just because the government wants to dictate what man can do doesn't mean it's completely wrong and that's what's actually destroying society is the fact that no one has an open mind and the moment you try to talk about actual issues that need to be addressed you're insane because you don't immediately have a solution to fix it

    • @scott--1629
      @scott--1629 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Exhithronous who told u it was weed? oh it's nonsense? what abt predators, rapists and abusers? is it nonsense to frown upon what they do? u dont know that he was just some weed dealer, unless u wanna show me the evidence towards that claim. for clarification if it is just weed then i couldnt care less, weed is fine in my eyes, but u dont know that he wasnt talking abt coke, meth etc.

    • @jacobbatchelor7877
      @jacobbatchelor7877 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@scott--1629 looooool I would bet money you've got an IQ of 93

  • @witchywoman2008
    @witchywoman2008 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Arjun is every PE teacher trying to convince you that Higher PE will look good on your uni application for a completely unrelated subject.

    • @ruthfischer7615
      @ruthfischer7615 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But is it unrelated?
      For exmple team sports can teach you to work in a team. Are you a selfish player? Are you successfull which means passion and hard work?
      It is a bit complacted but it can mean something. It i a question who interoprets it and what it means to them,

  • @SebastianStrss
    @SebastianStrss 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    One time I made a n account called "Vladimirovich Putin", forgot about it for a couple months and came back to some guy asking for the materials to build a supersonic submarine and escape "Corrupt" Britain as he was getting tracked down or something.

    • @Lemon10.5
      @Lemon10.5 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Damn bro wanted to escape rishi the dishy

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Britian is currently featuring the least amount of crime as of 17th August 2024

  • @jollyscarecrow
    @jollyscarecrow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "junior wife" probably isn't something that should be said.

    • @CalamityCain
      @CalamityCain 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, my God! Right? I was wondering why George didn't call it out. It sounds so fvcking disgusting and wrong. Big ew! Also, not to dunk on a fellow looking for a nice partner, but you throw around phrasings like "obedient" and "decent", you just _know_ the man is a full-on turd. Has all the markings of a Nice Guy (TM). And on LinkedIn of all places. Jesus Christ...

  • @whis_whis
    @whis_whis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I just realized George has a framed picture of a Guinness pint on his shelf lol.

  • @Verbot819
    @Verbot819 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I thought LinkedIn was like the proffesional form of facebook

    • @skkjwsjsjsn
      @skkjwsjsjsn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      yeah same 😭 i still dk what it id

    • @Fisherer2
      @Fisherer2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s a networking app I believe.

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      that's what it is supposed to be. But actually it is a social media for egotistical people to perpetually circle jerk into, like an ouroboros of "soggy biscuit"

    • @zuziakolodziej8235
      @zuziakolodziej8235 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      For people that need to network for work, e.g. lawyers, it's normally what you think it is. You show what you've done and kinda have people see what you're doing like Facebook, such as like certificates or events, etc. I'd say it's the vast minority that is like the people in these videos, but that may just be my feed 😅

    • @slaphead90
      @slaphead90 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No, it's the socio/psychopathic form of facebook.

  • @blackcountryme
    @blackcountryme 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If George does these again he must wear a tie with his tee shirt, there is no excuse for being improperly dressed!😂

  • @astra3310
    @astra3310 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    “Go in Tinder or Hinge” tinder banned me for putting the fact that I’m autistic in my bio and both tinder and hinge were ghost towns. I’m tired of hearing people list apps as guaranteed success when you can’t get a fucking “hi” back (but asking on Linkedin that’s just depressing lol)
    But that’s a personal gripe. George I love your videos like always!

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I don’t think ANYONE has EVER called them a guaranteed success, but they’re still better than LinkedIn 💀
      Also did Tinder explicitly tell you that they banned you because of that? Pretty sure it’s illegal to discriminate based on a disability or whatever it’s called in English

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      People don't say to go to tinder or hinge because they're guaranteed. It's actually a long running "joke" that men have extremely low rates of responses on those apps. They say it because that's where that behavior belongs. If you want to hit on somebody, that's where you need to be.
      I have also seen "autistic" in several profiles, so I doubt that's why you were banned.

    • @jacobbatchelor7877
      @jacobbatchelor7877 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You self profess as a "depressed ... loser" there's a reason why it was a ghost town. You should be focused on making sure you love, respect and honour yourself and your ancestors before worrying so much about helping your misery find it's company...
      Protips for training charisma: Go outside every day and have 5 conversations with strangers, keep it simple Hello, good morning, how's your day going, any fun plans, lovely have a good one. Try your best not to skip days(sometimes going outside feels impossible don't beat yourself up over it), when you finally feel somewhat comfortable with these extremely basic conversations start spicing it up, add more depth or try crack a joke.
      Also I've gotta add that there is not a chance in hell you got banned for putting you're autistic in your bio. It's just not possible, if you could prove it then it's a free settlement fee. You either did something you're not sharing or multiple people reported your account and it passed a threshold for some braindead AI to ban you.

    • @astra3310
      @astra3310 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@lobsters12111 my profile was fine until I put my autism in my bio. Appealed and it was restored, but in the state before I put my autism in my bio. Banned again a few seconds after I put it back in the bio with no chance for another appeal.
      Not even had a single conversation with anyone on it for months.

  • @adambtb_things
    @adambtb_things 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro I’ve been so ill just binge watching your shit, W

  • @f334hy
    @f334hy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I GOT THIS ON LOOP!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @omudds
    @omudds 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    loving the new pyramid of giza set, very cool

    • @bonzibuddy607
      @bonzibuddy607 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I bet he forces will to build them while hes stood on a 5 foot tall pedastle with a whip like a slave master in a toga and wills still 6 foot taller than him

  • @vxz8160
    @vxz8160 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Premium entertainment gas veen delivered in time for my meal

  • @nottom7551
    @nottom7551 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    7:09 george tory ark hits insane new hieghts

  • @jamesjudson3214
    @jamesjudson3214 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Speaking of business. How’s the supermarket simulator going

  • @916-22k
    @916-22k 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "7 day work week? Is that even legal?" 😂

    • @Lauren_Nicks
      @Lauren_Nicks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m currently on day 3 of 9 bring on next Thursday cause then I get a five day weekend

    • @TheRonnieaj
      @TheRonnieaj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I maxed out at 35 back in 2005 doing a contract legal job. They didn’t have new documents ready for review, so I got the weekend off. People who finished after me did not 🙁. 100% do not recommend.

  • @_5adie
    @_5adie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    5:30 thats not Leila thats James Charles

  • @b8nnytez
    @b8nnytez หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Hmmm, farty car to make more shareholder profits....hmmmmm, FARTY CAR IT IS!!"😂😂

  • @Alex_Fella
    @Alex_Fella 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Linked in is a dating site for 50 year old businessmen with bald heads.

  • @LasseRafnDk
    @LasseRafnDk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "I want you to quit" is genius.. because that means she doesn't have to pay him salary for X months and no unemployment or settlement.. if she fired him, she would likely have to... sneaky

  • @johnsuarez1404
    @johnsuarez1404 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Shareholder value 😂😂😂

  • @TheLexusKitsune
    @TheLexusKitsune 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These are the people that make entire personality work and honestly it’s just so depressing

  • @algfourty9185
    @algfourty9185 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's strange and honestly funny to me that these people unironically think they are important, trend-setters and role-models.

  • @micheal4388
    @micheal4388 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The guy requiring his future wife to have a Bachelor’s degree is absolutely insane. I’m a vet tech and I didn’t even go to college, everything I know and learned has been on the job training and I’m trusted to do anything a certified technician does. I bet that guy barely even passed high school and I’m sure would get super insecure and pissed when his new wife ends up being smarter than him lol

  • @ButterflyBible143
    @ButterflyBible143 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That's not 11 months. Thats 10. He can't do math, but he dealt drugs? Doubtful.

    • @davcrav
      @davcrav 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *meth

    • @ButterflyBible143
      @ButterflyBible143 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@davcrav he can clearly do that 😂

  • @leonardo56324
    @leonardo56324 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can't wipe my ass without you running in the background. Thanks for improving my life m8

  • @MrNorker77
    @MrNorker77 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My take after a lot of these:
    You don't get rich by working hard, you get rich by having others work hard for you

    • @Lewtable
      @Lewtable 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You get rich if you're born into a family with a good business, enough money to fund your ventures and investments or by having a good idea that can be made into a business. It's either nepotism or dumb luck. Exploiting your workers just accelerates profit. But you can be guaranteed that no rich individuals work particularly harder than anyone else and often once the business is successful they'll work less until the business is practically autonomous and they're just rolling in passive income. The idea of the hard working business entrepreneur from a humble background have always been pretty false. Some of them did have humble beginnings, but working themselves to death wasn't what made them successful. Being lucky and having a good idea was.

  • @mcgee1864
    @mcgee1864 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You should make some merch that says "shareholder value" or something along those lines. LOL

  • @JadeiteMcSwag
    @JadeiteMcSwag 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks George

  • @fional5150
    @fional5150 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's really funny to hear someone whose never had a real job try to pretend they know what LinkedIn is......

  • @PickleIsMyDoggo
    @PickleIsMyDoggo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Get a Jacob Rees Mogg Cutout

    • @bonzibuddy607
      @bonzibuddy607 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I am a man of the people

  • @NotQuax
    @NotQuax 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    george should do videos with joshy again

  • @mcfcguvnors
    @mcfcguvnors 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Over level 1000 on GTA 5 online = National level sportsman

  • @The_Untitled
    @The_Untitled 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    please upload a video of you singing sweet caroline georgy weorgy, it will give you shareholder value

  • @julianaFinn
    @julianaFinn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the executives at my old workplace actually blocked 4 hours each day for LinkedIn and considered it a crucial part of the job. (It isn't). And it seems America has really terrible labour laws?? Here in Australia the standard work week for a salaried managerial position is 5 days, 8.5hrs a week.... anything else is ludicrous. If you can't do your job in 8hrs, you aren't doing it right, imo. Yes, come at me for that, i don't care. LinkedIn is just FB for "professionals "

  • @KoshVader
    @KoshVader 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A lot of these are discriminatory against disabled people.
    It's harder to work longer hours or be good at sport if you're disabled (although it does depend on the condition).

    • @kuma1326
      @kuma1326 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Unfortunately most job requirements nowadays are at least subtly discriminatory against disabled people. Even most entry jobs require things like being able to hear and see well, move around quickly, stand for long periods, and lift heavy objects. It’s rough :(

    • @AstoranSolaire
      @AstoranSolaire 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kuma1326 It's only the US that forces people to stand at work.

  • @bobbywobbles8903
    @bobbywobbles8903 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of these COULD be George and we'd never know

  • @DarthLenaPlant
    @DarthLenaPlant 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun fact: Cold Calling is actually illegal in a bunch of countries :D
    Not that that particularly stops many people from still doing that, but you can easily report them for spam and fraud these days and then block the number
    Also, answering the phone with your FIRST name and NOT your LAST name is the EXACT OPPOSITE of "~being professional~". Like. Unless you apply to IKEA or something LOL

  • @cj_xyz
    @cj_xyz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to watch Memeulous while in a grey tshirt and black puma shorts whilst eating ASDA pizza on a blue tray with white spots and drinking out of a cup I bought from the Lion King Theatre.

    • @GODAIM-ANDY
      @GODAIM-ANDY 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No , we all do that lol

  • @LuxVertas
    @LuxVertas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Can you get PTSD from being unemployed and dealing with employment BS and then this rotten shit?
    I need several drinks!

  • @Harbord
    @Harbord 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I genuinely do agree with the one that said people saying “can I ask a question” is annoying - my mate does it non stop and it’s so fukin annoying😂😂 writes “oi” or “dickhead”, and then asks the questions after I say “what” every time🤦🏼‍♂️😂 it’s just such a bloody waste of time! Just ask your question in the first message!!🙄😂

  • @Lemon10.5
    @Lemon10.5 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I ate a person once

    • @DeTommy.
      @DeTommy. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🥴

  • @thedarkness111
    @thedarkness111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The stupidest thing about the tattoo is a QR code can die, even the whole site could die what's the point of it then? (Not that it's not stupid to begin with).

  • @AngryBoozer
    @AngryBoozer หลายเดือนก่อน

    To be fair, it’s absolutely maddening when someone messages you “hey can I ask something?” And waits for my reply. Just ask the fu**ing thing and I’ll decide whether or not to ignore you!

  • @bobbysue9363
    @bobbysue9363 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm just here for the shareholder value.

  • @Sanisgillon
    @Sanisgillon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    YESS! SHAREHOLDER VALUE!

  • @funnil_z
    @funnil_z 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    george is just a higher up of cruelty squad

  • @dannycarlow8204
    @dannycarlow8204 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The online trolls serve a purpose. They push others to be and do better. It's tough love.

  • @paha4209
    @paha4209 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    12:45 "I don´t expect to anyone to work as hard as Elon Musk..." Given how much MuskyHusky tweets i don´t think he works that hard.

  • @robertsmith-wv2hw
    @robertsmith-wv2hw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:34 Drug Dealer = Misguided Talent 🤣🤣🤣

  • @craigpipe8970
    @craigpipe8970 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Linkedln ...... the next countdown conundrum

  • @Yisraelamundas
    @Yisraelamundas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:05
    I usually separate my paragraphs like that too because people usually have a hard time reading on computer screens (like me) and it makes it easier on the eyes.
    Especially for my ADHD brothers lmao

  • @boyan_aagawa
    @boyan_aagawa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Next time someone from my job makes me make a linkedin profile because its “professional” ill send them this video

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't think I'd be excited to do something I liked for 10 hours a day let alone work.

  • @Prolix8
    @Prolix8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am no longer paid at work, for shareholder value.

  • @ZeroIsEven
    @ZeroIsEven 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Here for shareholder value

  • @mattd1380
    @mattd1380 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Being a good drig dealer is hard. Long hours, avoid the the fuzz, money management and and customer management, and you have to keep your head on a swivvle because people are always trying to f*** u.

  • @ryantron9
    @ryantron9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:45 dude should be a Canadian federal worker with all those demands

  • @tescoexpress8218
    @tescoexpress8218 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *I ❤ Georgey poo*

  • @MrReVersed
    @MrReVersed 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    George would have the best Linkedin profile (yes i am a Bootlicker)

  • @solarpunch333
    @solarpunch333 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have colleagues that work ridiculous hours. Im talking like, 60 hours a week doing over 12 hour shifts. I think theyre all mad (this in the healthcare sector in the UK)

  • @satyricyst
    @satyricyst 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Steele Clarke Smith the 3rd, they took 3 tries and they still didn't manage to make a decent human being

  • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
    @oliverholmes-gunning5372 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:07 nah I'm actually with this guy 100%, I fucking HATE it when people do that. Just tell me what you need to tell me, don't write "hello" and then wait for me to reply

  • @StRaWbErRiEs213
    @StRaWbErRiEs213 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun idea: you watch the next spongebob movie it hurt my brain so badly that i feel ima start avting like an toddler

  • @zuziakolodziej8235
    @zuziakolodziej8235 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LinkedIn isn't this bad though 😂

    • @glencurtis6052
      @glencurtis6052 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It 100% is

    • @zuziakolodziej8235
      @zuziakolodziej8235 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @glencurtis6052 well it isn't, that's the vast minority of people that do that, depends who you have on there as well. Law related posts are nothing of the sort

  • @iamafanofmanythings3973
    @iamafanofmanythings3973 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:07 does this mean that he doesn’t care what his employees do, if they leave early or are late, as long as they get their job done? Or that he doesn’t give af, do ur job no matter what

  • @sarahn7068
    @sarahn7068 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Charlie Scene vibes

  • @globox1998
    @globox1998 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I don't expect everyone to work as hard as Elon Musik" you're in luck. The guy hardly works at all

  • @esmeecampbell7396
    @esmeecampbell7396 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:22 you know what? Fuck it, I'd give him a job. Takes balls, a sense of humour AND it is probably true to some extent which shows he actually does have more drive and capability than most applicants.

  • @DaanSnqn
    @DaanSnqn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Press ctrl+shift+alt+windows+L = be amazed

  • @dancinkayley
    @dancinkayley 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:46 when I was a kid the kid next door liked to pick up coins that people had dropped under checkout counters etc. He probably collected more than $1. Would that count?

  • @chronicbrightside8757
    @chronicbrightside8757 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of my local coffee shops does have 9$ cups of coffee. And that's without tip.

  • @Spenji
    @Spenji 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    george why did you recoil backwards at the very end of the video

  • @ineffable_eldritch_horror131
    @ineffable_eldritch_horror131 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In a 70 hour work week where would you have time to buy groceries and clean your home.

    • @TheRonnieaj
      @TheRonnieaj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You don’t. YEARS ago (2005) I had a job that was 12 hrs/day, 7 days/week. The job paid lunch and dinner, and I was lucky to have a washer and dryer in my apartment. A LOT of people just bought new clothes, and especially underwear. Never again!

  • @finleymorris04
    @finleymorris04 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:58 notice they’re pro-AI

  • @ButterflyBible143
    @ButterflyBible143 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:05 she can't be a boss when she can't write coherent sentences

  • @Plasmafox
    @Plasmafox 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    9:16 "Digest" my ass, with this kind of person I have to jangle my keys with "hello" to confirm they are available, then slowly feed them ONE question or piece of information at a time, or they WON'T read or respond correctly. If I just send it all they will pick one sentence at random to respond to and ignore the rest! Learned this lesson already.

  • @rejjie
    @rejjie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    im so glad i started an ecommerce business and quit working for cringe companies like this lol

  • @theworkshopwhisperer.5902
    @theworkshopwhisperer.5902 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can I hire you to record multiple variations of "Generate shareholder value." "Generate value." "shareholder value." and then blast them throughout the office so everyone knows their priorities. I tried hiring the Duolingo owl unfortunately we had a little too much collateral damage with that workplace motivation we still haven't found the heads of finance or sales.

  • @PHS.44
    @PHS.44 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I found an account for John Barnes that's quite funny

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10hr a week 1m salary would be £2k per hour...

  • @JustAllieThanks
    @JustAllieThanks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The one thing everyone wants to hear from their boss 8:53

  • @mathidasfnafthecandy2468
    @mathidasfnafthecandy2468 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    GeorgeM sir i request a lego set collection video for my lego loving internett family

  • @thecrispymaster
    @thecrispymaster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:15 - I was kind of with this guy until he talked about firing people based on that. Like really, I wish people would just ask a question rather than starting off with a "Hi, can I ask you something" or even worse when they just say "hi". I have reached the point with a few people where I just don't even respond to that, and eventually that just forces them to ask the question they wanted to ask anyway. Just get to the point.

    • @Lewtable
      @Lewtable 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it is better to ask if someone is there first or available because if they want or need a response fairly quickly then it sucks to type out the whole message only sit there and wait, hoping for a response. If it's a odd question that can wait till the next day then sure, what ever. Type the message and check back in tomorrow. Asking you if you're available first always saves me time while it only inconveniences you the odd times where you can respond immediately. To me it feels like the guy in the post just values his time more than others and isn't being considerate of why people check if he is available first.

  • @RosssGZz
    @RosssGZz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    George please react to Gen X

  • @tori-loo
    @tori-loo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My boyfriend was the youngest by far in the last company he worked for, they went from a 5 day week to a 4 day week and all of the old men were complaining 'what am I supposed to do on that extra day? I'll just wake up early anyway and have nothing to do' like fucking go and live your life 🙃 well they ended up loving it after it was implimented lol

  • @bear-7020
    @bear-7020 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    nice video

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can’t believe George skipped over the biggest red flag at 8:37, the rest of it was just funny but “obedient”??? 💀

  • @zoeyc5851
    @zoeyc5851 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6 day 12 hours days but want people to get married and have children

  • @deborahl7875
    @deborahl7875 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Does anyone know what part of UK George is from? Wiltshire?

  • @blackcountryme
    @blackcountryme 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I followed the advice on here and answered the phone with "hi this is Alison " but my name isn't Alison and I'm a man, things went downhill after that!

  • @airriin2739
    @airriin2739 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    HELLOOOOOOOO !!
    GEORGE MEMEULOUS !!!
    HAVE A NICE TEA !!

  • @MeepChangeling
    @MeepChangeling 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Having a LinkedIn profile is a red flag for relationships. Its symptomatic of being a sociopathic work addict.

    • @Hannahsx
      @Hannahsx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      or.. someone who wants a job?

    • @edc1569
      @edc1569 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What!? I spend work time doing my LinkedIn stuff, and it’s a few mins a week.

    • @wlodek7422
      @wlodek7422 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not really tbh

    • @jacobbatchelor7877
      @jacobbatchelor7877 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're unironically fucked in the head if you genuinely believe that statement and weren't just baiting replies. Find the source of your brainrot with some introspective analysis and fix yourself.

    • @yomama629
      @yomama629 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Who upvotes this nonsense lmao, having a LinkedIn profile is crucial to getting a job as almost all recruiters nowadays primarily use LinkedIn to find candidates and employers will check a candidate's LinkedIn profile before they read a resume