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  • @Elliotshmelliot
    @Elliotshmelliot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    9:57 why do gym bros act like theyre allergic to seasoning 😂 like bro it's not gonna kill you

    • @lmao_tse_tung
      @lmao_tse_tung 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I know lol. 0 calories and helps the protein go down easier

    • @rebeccamorrison8150
      @rebeccamorrison8150 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      its probably the influence of 'diet culture', if you're adding seasoning you'd probably also need to add butter or oil which wouldn't be ideal for weight loss but probably fine for an athlete or body builder.

    • @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000
      @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      cause obesity dats why

    • @folkloreofbeing
      @folkloreofbeing 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ex body builder here, that bland diet is usually when geting ready for competitions, though some do punish themselves everyday with this diet.

    • @toku_u
      @toku_u 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's pretty much necessary at a high level, close to competition. They have to eat extremely lean. Regular gym goers who eat like that are just eating miserably for negligible effects.

  • @jynxasaurus
    @jynxasaurus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +350

    love this being uploaded at dinner time

    • @owen1344
      @owen1344 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Tea time

    • @Goofy_EditsFootBall
      @Goofy_EditsFootBall 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ikr

    • @Benjimuzz
      @Benjimuzz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I just finished 😔

    • @Tvhurdghit4fhi6rr
      @Tvhurdghit4fhi6rr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Dinner at half 5?

    • @jimmythe5906
      @jimmythe5906 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You eat a half 5

  • @billyhills9933
    @billyhills9933 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +244

    The 'pizzas in school' gets even worse when you find out that, according to the US schools' system, pizza counts as a vegetable.

    • @ivanwilliams7413
      @ivanwilliams7413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @billyhills9933 *Sigh*...Yup. I can't even use y'all's Biscuit vs. Cake adjudication as a comeback, because of that.

    • @danieljohnson2005
      @danieljohnson2005 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. That was a perfect example of fake news. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.

    • @danieljohnson2005
      @danieljohnson2005 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. That was a perfect example of fake news. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.

    • @danieljohnson2005
      @danieljohnson2005 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.

    • @abzinhoo
      @abzinhoo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    6:28 that's where someone has prepped the patty completely wrong and served it anyway. Those are likely lumps of fat or flour that haven't been properly kneaded in. It's probably safe to eat, but it won't taste good :S

  • @herrhartmann3036
    @herrhartmann3036 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    15:07 That looks like a Weißwurst.
    It's not moldy. The meat loses its colour during cooking, and the dark spots are herbs mixed into the sausage.
    Eating it with a plain slice of bread is a little sad, though.
    Weißwürste are normally served with pretzels and mustard.

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I had a wurst selection in Germany and it was absolutely cursed

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My thoughts exactly. Somehow if he just had it on a plate it'd be fine but on bread? It's just somehow sad. either way, Mustard fixes it.

    • @JamesLakin-lk6fj
      @JamesLakin-lk6fj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@quantumblurrrthen why dudnt you get a better selection then? Cant be nice if you wnet for the worst sleection possible

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@quantumblurrr what did you do with it? Has to be prepared and served a certain way to taste how it's supposed to. First off you don't fry it, you let it simmer (not boil) in hot water for 10 mins. You eat it with sweet Bavarian mustard and a Laugenbretzel (a soft, chewy salty bread that has the same type of texture as a bagel). The flavours perfectly complement the herby rich sausage. Oh, and the casing is merely there to hold the sausagemeat; it is NOT supposed to be eaten. If you tried to eat that, or eat the sausage cold or anything, then yes it would have been horrible. Xd

  • @HamesSmuth-rn5oi
    @HamesSmuth-rn5oi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    You should watch the horrid henry movie

    • @topmandog1
      @topmandog1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      with dick and dom

    • @myshaa
      @myshaa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      you are a genius yes

    • @Ozee13
      @Ozee13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      UK cult classic

    • @MCCAKEmario
      @MCCAKEmario 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actual banger movie

    • @steve1070
      @steve1070 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yes

  • @Syke-R2b
    @Syke-R2b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Blob fish right there 😂 2:19

  • @Ac3_Silvers
    @Ac3_Silvers 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    4:35 for clarification: these pizzas are the size of like your standard sandwich, they’re “personal” sized. Think one tiny pizza that’s the same amount of food as a large slice.

  • @Fredric_Cedrich
    @Fredric_Cedrich 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    My god that vodka with the food reminded me of the shopping from Elana in Peep Show
    “She is very attractive. But brown rice and Pop Tarts? Camomile tea and economy vodka? That's a car crash of a shopping basket.”

  • @ineed-t5r
    @ineed-t5r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    George you put me off my chippy

    • @liittlemiissd
      @liittlemiissd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Pretty sure that’s a legal offence in the uk.

    • @ineed-t5r
      @ineed-t5r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@liittlemiissd it truly is

    • @euphorieddreamings
      @euphorieddreamings 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      send him a bill that shit aint cheap

  • @irehthinker
    @irehthinker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    this video reminds me of my culinary teacher that i had last year that quite literally did not know how to cook. almost everything he made somehow ended up being as hard as a rock or undercooked. idk how he even got the job

  • @humbleguy976
    @humbleguy976 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    7 out of 10 is just the nice way of saying 5 out of 10

  • @RPGLover87
    @RPGLover87 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "The colour of brownies, is brown. Hence the name. What you have there, if they have a name, are some... greenies." "Could it be?! That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a batch of purest greenies?" "Well it's less of a batch, more of a lump really..."

  • @iceicicle3046
    @iceicicle3046 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    1:11 pyro's christmas dinner

    • @WWNbroadcasts
      @WWNbroadcasts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We all saw the image and we can all say everything in the video looks better

    • @iceicicle3046
      @iceicicle3046 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WWNbroadcasts facts

    • @coolman113a9
      @coolman113a9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hmmmmf hmmmmf

  • @alexjedi2037
    @alexjedi2037 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    0:10 I don't think any human would make these

  • @draculinalilith396
    @draculinalilith396 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:03 bro got the whole medieval food groups right there. On that peasant diet XD

  • @LocallySourcedCryptid
    @LocallySourcedCryptid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    7:57 Welcome to the US where every public school is in desperate need of funding

  • @MrPhil1503
    @MrPhil1503 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I went to school in the 1980s and 1990s...pizza and chips was definitely on the menu a lot...and lots of custard-based puddings. The good-old days

  • @ivanwilliams7413
    @ivanwilliams7413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    My high school had Pizza Hut set up in the cafeteria... That was in 1998. Yeah, we could've used Jaime Oliver back in the day.
    And as a professional cook, I know EXACTLY what that is on those Hardee's patties: Fat + gristle from how it was cooked. When the patties are then pressed together afterwards for shipping after being cooled, but not drained, that's what will happen.

  • @laughlan
    @laughlan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The words “gourmet” and “nacho” should never be in the same sentence.

  • @Orbitingaster
    @Orbitingaster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    peak youtube for eating

  • @TehLiquid
    @TehLiquid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    bro low rates healthy food and then says it'll shorten your life, then high rates objectively bad food that ACTUALLY will shorten your life. this is pure trolling

  • @closetculture3025
    @closetculture3025 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The lack of seasonings and spices is concerning to me.

  • @MareSerenitis
    @MareSerenitis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of my favourite "looks like shit but is actually good" meals is boiled potatoes with plain fish, just smashed up in a bowl with some butter and pepper.

  • @MrReVersed
    @MrReVersed 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    George is a snack 😋

  • @SuperHappydoggy
    @SuperHappydoggy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "the 9th ring of hell,wtf is this" Has me fucking dying of laughter, dgfbidgd

  • @Elriuhilu
    @Elriuhilu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That pizza looks like it was made by a serial killer out of his victims' ears.

  • @rebeccamorrison8150
    @rebeccamorrison8150 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the lasagna grilled cheese is practically a work of art

  • @61plague4
    @61plague4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Just opened TH-cam to see a georgeM upload 🔥

  • @YosenjuBestDeck
    @YosenjuBestDeck 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    15:45 Americans will eat corndogs but say battered sausages from the chippy are gross

    • @MeatyMani
      @MeatyMani 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They'd be right, hypocrites, but correct. Like what you want but battered sausages specifically make me feel so ill 😭.
      I might just be jealous of people that liek them tbh

    • @danieljohnson2005
      @danieljohnson2005 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@YosenjuBestDeck What are you talking about? When has any American ever said those are gross? And if they did, they probably don’t like corn dogs either.

  • @picobello99
    @picobello99 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I work at Domino's, so I get to make some monstrosities every now and then. Pepperoni + tuna for example. Or Hawaiian pizza without ham and cheese and triple pineapple, so it's just tomato sauce and lots of pineapple. Or pesto + garlic sauce + barbecue sauce. One time someone ordered a pizza without any topics, not even sauce, so it was just baked dough. Some people really don't have a good taste lol 😂

  • @ScienceWithRoy
    @ScienceWithRoy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    that christmas cakes looks like rotten ham

  • @yourdailydose-of-facts
    @yourdailydose-of-facts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    George is the best meal

  • @jackord6630
    @jackord6630 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "you should be more supportive of your daughter shitty brownies...i mean... ohhhhh..." just breaks me xDDD

  • @Alex-c9h6v
    @Alex-c9h6v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My school food is definitely the exception to the stereotype.
    Bacon sandwiches, ‘breakfast wraps’ (bacon, sausage and cheese) popcorn, waffles, croissants and more.

  • @chetgoodenough8749
    @chetgoodenough8749 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Drying the duck thing has to be a meme from "fresh meat"

  • @pipl8508
    @pipl8508 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:10 FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:58 "Be more supportive"
    Me: "No! Don't support atrocities!"

  • @emmahavana
    @emmahavana 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    We had pizzas at school, broke my tooth on the crust once 🙃

  • @alexnjx
    @alexnjx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can we get another supermarket similar video?
    It would save my marriage

  • @ameliavachon1939
    @ameliavachon1939 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    george uploading is the highlight of my day

  • @MasterofSpiders
    @MasterofSpiders 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:07 - How you make this home made protein bar.
    Step 1: Eat a lot of brown bread, cashew nuts, or All Bran cereal. Anything with a lot of fibre.
    Step 2: Sit on the toilet.

  • @cleareyesthehamilkit1469
    @cleareyesthehamilkit1469 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    uploaded right as i started my dinner! cant wait to watch while im eating

  • @SVJontop
    @SVJontop 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nice to see all of George's cooking

  • @HelenaPorter
    @HelenaPorter 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Your content is refreshingly authentic, keeps me coming back for more!

  • @2Bored2Name
    @2Bored2Name 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    6:39
    They'd call that the cook it your damn self 💀

  • @EpicDoggo-q7v
    @EpicDoggo-q7v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the duck is literally just the fish in the cupboard from friday night dinner

  • @scottianson5133
    @scottianson5133 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I looked at black mold and thought it was something different."

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That first meal looks incredible.

  • @TheKanguru
    @TheKanguru 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    man been hackin into that shushi roll with a serrated butterknife no wonder the sushi looks like it was attacked.

  • @yourdailydose-of-facts
    @yourdailydose-of-facts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm surprised George made it out after all this good madness

  • @riddlussy3109
    @riddlussy3109 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Devouring my mums cooking rn ty George

  • @forrestfire2021
    @forrestfire2021 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Petition to have George make the lasagndwitch

  • @lisaswrdywrld
    @lisaswrdywrld 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    was just having the worst day imaginable im so glad this was just uploaded brought my mood up

  • @GutnarmEVE
    @GutnarmEVE 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "onions? brr!" - rest assured: the murrica variants are bred to be big but mild. blanch them for a few seconds, they'll turn rather tasteless, and you won't even have to chew.

  • @Child_Dog
    @Child_Dog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Chips and cottage cheese goes HARD. Anyone who likes both should really try it.

  • @humbler430
    @humbler430 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nah I searched up memelous on tiktok and theirs a bunch of people simping over him and like thirst traps it's wild

  • @Jedi_With_Aesthetic
    @Jedi_With_Aesthetic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pineapple + jalapeño peppers makes for a really delicious sweet and spicy pizza but I agree that one thing you looked at had way too many jalapeños 😂

  • @ellsbellsbabyy
    @ellsbellsbabyy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    these videos always makes me feel better about my uni struggle meals 😭

  • @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000
    @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    working cooking in the hot summer weather is the worst

  • @NugSkinnyPig
    @NugSkinnyPig 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That lasagne grilled cheese is freaking amazing!

  • @hancrew3098
    @hancrew3098 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shading unhealthy American school meals when I’m British and our school gave us foot long baguettes with literal melted chocolate ladled into it for breakfast 😂

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wasn't Nutella a thing?!

    • @hancrew3098
      @hancrew3098 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @ just a big ol pan full of melted chocolate 😂

  • @Elriuhilu
    @Elriuhilu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Vegetables and pork in natural gelatin (not added powder) is called aspic or head cheese and is delicious.

  • @emilym1280
    @emilym1280 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These videos always make me feel like what I serve up for me and my husband isn’t actually that bad at all 😂

  • @iM_JuSt_SaiYaN
    @iM_JuSt_SaiYaN 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    With all these 7/10's I feel like I'm watching Brandon beavo tick tock😂 big up George M 7/10!

  • @lmao_tse_tung
    @lmao_tse_tung 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    About the Denny's burger. Apparently the weird circles happen when you grill straight from frozen. Also happens with burger king

  • @MaxieMooa101-likes-Yeeps
    @MaxieMooa101-likes-Yeeps 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Watched this while eating a butter chicken curry

  • @iphatbass
    @iphatbass 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tuna, mayo, diced onion and corn is the best combination! You will get fantastic meal

  • @yourdailydose-of-facts
    @yourdailydose-of-facts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Babe wake up George uploaded

  • @sadbutrad4961
    @sadbutrad4961 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    12:20 peak college meal

  • @Joni_Tarvainen
    @Joni_Tarvainen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In my college days I woke up one day, threw chocolate cereal on the bowl and realized I had ran out of milk, so in my peak intelligence I replaced it with vodka.
    It was horrible, but the school day was much funnier than usually after that breakfast.

  • @lynnazor
    @lynnazor 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cottage cheese and tortilla chips go hard.

  • @sirperybLakeney
    @sirperybLakeney 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Putting the duck in a cupboard is a fairly standard way of making Peking Duck. Looks pretty good.

  • @MamattsBuba
    @MamattsBuba 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ngl hot dog in a wrap slaps its just the best broke dinner

  • @Elriuhilu
    @Elriuhilu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The microwaved burger looks like the beginning of act two of an alien biological horror movie.

  • @ClownBARF
    @ClownBARF 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Corndogs are fucking good. I love getting a fresh made foot long corndog at the state fair every year.
    they only taste bad if you buy frozen ones and microwave em. Baking is the way to go and then you get to chew the leftover bit off the stick.

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was hungry before I watched this and some of these look alright and they have made me hungry

  • @Verbot819
    @Verbot819 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Of course this was uploaded while I was eating

  • @FrostFire1987
    @FrostFire1987 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    thin and crispy pizza is always better, deep dish is like eating a bottle of tomato sauce and cheese

  • @BrazenBull91
    @BrazenBull91 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a British Asian chef, this was a hard watch 😂🤟🏼🇬🇧

  • @Neknesch
    @Neknesch 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude soft boiled eggs with salt are absolutely amazing

  • @yourdailydose-of-facts
    @yourdailydose-of-facts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You made my day George

  • @jolteon345
    @jolteon345 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The thing with the corn dogs is that they aren't bad, just don't microwave them. I've had them before, microwaving them murders the texture, so while it's technically viable just deep fry or bake them.

  • @mo11ycx
    @mo11ycx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:20 looks like a smokers lung 😭

  • @WWNbroadcasts
    @WWNbroadcasts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:23 the flood of halo looking burger

  • @seabass819
    @seabass819 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    to be very fair, the pizza we get in schools, are those tiny 4-5 inch personal microwave pizzas. not the full 12 inch pies.

  • @MusicaINFI0
    @MusicaINFI0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    sick mate

    • @aleck7414
      @aleck7414 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      you were first

    • @MusicaINFI0
      @MusicaINFI0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aleck7414 cool :>

  • @filipbitala2624
    @filipbitala2624 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You should know a “Tlačenka” its basically pieces of meat, skin and organs put into jello and eaten

    • @tovarishchfeixiao
      @tovarishchfeixiao หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hungary as something similar called "kocsonya". But that's more of a pig meat soup (sometimes with some veggies) made into jelly-like thing.

  • @jkasaunder228
    @jkasaunder228 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A stale pizza slice? Nah it was either a half a burger roll / baguette topped. God tier food.

  • @scottneil1187
    @scottneil1187 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I went to school here in Scotland over 30 years ago, we had great pizza back then in the canteen, homemade and fresh.

  • @OTGT26
    @OTGT26 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brilliant watch while I'm eating, cheers george

  • @tovarishchfeixiao
    @tovarishchfeixiao หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:18 that jelly looks like "kocsonya". Which is basically a soup filledwith pig meat and veggies than made into a jelly-like thing. :D

  • @AMan-JCIL
    @AMan-JCIL 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Anyone remember Turkey Twizzlers? They were so tasty, but then Jamie Oliver had them banned in schools in the UK because of high fat content and sugar. Then the product was discontinued. 😩

  • @xephnetinos3810
    @xephnetinos3810 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I work in a grocery store. That rico cheese actually sells like CRAZY in my store

  • @YourXavier
    @YourXavier 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Corn dogs do seem like something invented to camouflage hot dogs that nobody wanted to eat.
    And that's despite the fact that hot dogs were invented to camouflage the meat that nobody wanted to eat.

  • @nonameno8065
    @nonameno8065 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:20 the raw meat was tenderized by being pierced with holes. it helps it cook faster, too. the wart looking residue is ur burger juices sliding down these holes and solidifying. looks horrid for sure, totally safe

  • @dwaynethefrog
    @dwaynethefrog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i used to only pack lunch through most of high school because god forbid you catch it on the one hotdog day

  • @jonlannister345
    @jonlannister345 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That looks like the sort of thing my autistic friends eat on a daily basis.
    It's unbelievably difficult to share food with those guys....

  • @astropicall
    @astropicall 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    there is a polish dish similar to the one at 8:22 and i can confirm not only does it look awful, it smells so damn bad that it literally shouldn't be edible

  • @WilliamStreiff
    @WilliamStreiff 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Christmas cake almost made me barf 🤢🤮