He barely added 200 extra calories to it. Also it isn't 20 calories, the whole thing is a little over 100. But calories are close to worthless when it comes to measuring how healthy something is. The sugar from the sauces that he added was what fucked it.
My theory is tourrettes or his screams from another dimension as he watches a demon take over his body and embarrass himself while eatung so much it ruins his body. But your suggestion works too
yeet But the guy was joking when he commented that lettuce means hello in Spanish... so I feel like I have the right to comment r/wooosh after someone takes the comment seriously and not as a joke lol
Imagine a morbidly obese man coming to the checkout line with lettuce, ranch, secret sauce, bacon bits, and sardines. The grocery clerk must’ve have some thoughts
I feel like the review part of this video is not existent rather this video is a man putting various items on a whole head of lettuce in his car and growling at every bite.
Joe joe you’re the only TH-camr I have notifications on. Would mean a lot if I could get pinned
Have fun in the cell. Your hole will thank you.
Joe Mama
Me to joey is my only channel with notifications hmm coincidence?
What a nice dude
I can see the edit coming
imagine you’re in the parking lot, and you see a guy eating a whole head of lettuce, in a suit, and talking to himself.
tyyyyyyy
That’s a suit?
@@vaustinx2894 it's a jacket. OP is not good with identifying articles of clothing
Shoenice Official Channel thankyaa
Sir We Are About to Die but a food review on lettuce lmao. i mean i don’t know a person who doesn’t know what lettuce tastes like
He’s explaining lettuce like he’s never had it before
Cause he hasn’t lol
Brownie Have you seen the man? He probably hasn’t
" yeah this grows in the ground, " he says "it's also used for something called a SALAD."
All water though. Healthier kinds you can eat but they're bitter
Jamiebro woah woah woah... there’s lettuce on McChickens.
This man is such a legend. He somehow managed to make lettuce unhealthy
Haha yea he puts hamburger sauce, ranch, and bacon bits
"Would you like some lettuce with that dressing sir"
*R A N C H*
True
awwwwww fuzz
Well he’s finally lost it
🤣
Lol
He must of got stuck with a needle
Oh no no no, he lost it aong time ago.
@@SpookStatik LMFAO right
Grocery stores: "What's causing a spike in Iceberg Lettuce sales this month?"
looooooool
Woo woo woo wOOOooo
"I don't know boss its definitely connected to our concerning decrease in sardines supply"
NICE
woot woot woo woot woot woop!
You know Joey, bragging about it being 20 calories is a little pointless when you add 1000 more on it.
Lololol omegalol
nice profile picture!
He barely added 200 extra calories to it. Also it isn't 20 calories, the whole thing is a little over 100. But calories are close to worthless when it comes to measuring how healthy something is. The sugar from the sauces that he added was what fucked it.
@@johnhighway9397 you're actually right, he ACTUALLY added 2000 FUCKING CALORIES WITH THE AMOUNT OF UNHEALTHY SHIT HE PUT INTO IT
Package: “Wash Before Eating”
Joey: 🗣🥬
G he’s closer friends with Lee Steria
That profile pic killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Joey’s pungent breath cleanses.
Acog Owned brilliant 😂😂😂!!
Yeah he'll think again if he gets sick from e. Coli
"I dont know math, I'm not that good at archeology"
Like wth lol!
Makes perfect sense.
That quote is t-shirt worthy
You just know the 90 lb Vietnamese ladies who sewed that jacket posed for pictures with it before it left the factory.
Ken Bob odee
Coat store: How many X's do you want?
Joey: All of them...
Actually all 6 of them stood in it for the picture
Was more likely made in Bangladesh by some malnourished 10 year old with 1 foot
@@dtoy1809 That's payback for 9/11!!
When i die send my body to Joey to do food review
You’re weird
@@MelB868 you call it weird i call it satyr you really don't understand do you?
Hahahahaha omg that made me laugh
@Barney I would be happy to be a side with sardines
Just like organ donation,
I too would happily offer my flesh for joey to review if I die early.
"im not good at maths, i dont know archaeology" LMAO MUCHACHO
This is the result of him having eaten everything fast food has to offer.
Joey can’t eat anything healthy without lathering it in sauce and bacon. lol
Pretty sure he’s trolling tf outta us
@@lpmoora gojenson (___)===D~~~~~~ I LOVE JOSEPH SOOO MUCH BAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK
Iceberg is barely healthy, as it’s mostly cellulose and water. It’s the least nutritious lettuce in existance
I bet he puts sauce and bacon in sauce and bacon to make sure it tastes like sauce and bacon
@Frank Garrett lol
he’s finally eating healthy, i’m surprised and scared
edit ok never mind he dipped it in sauce and stuff
It's not even a review about lettuce anymore, this is more of "How to make a mediocre sardine meal"
Legend says his “beep” sounds are from strokes.
This comment deserves so many more likes😂😂
AHHAHAHAHHA
Lol your so correct
Almost choked on my gum lol 😂
My theory is tourrettes or his screams from another dimension as he watches a demon take over his body and embarrass himself while eatung so much it ruins his body. But your suggestion works too
Imagine being a head of iceberg lettuce in the grocery store and realizing that the one who is buying you is Joey
My fantasy
You would be so lucky.
It’s the greatest honor
Just when I thought Joey was going to eat healthy he busts out the bacon 😂
ikrrrrr
@@ShoeNice22videos gojenson (___)===D~~~~~~ I LOVE JOSEPH SOOO MUCH BAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK
Also with the sauce
he purchased $30 worth of other stuff to put on a $2 head of lettuce
I can’t tell if he’s trying to hide his anger 😂
This video just gets more and more chaotic I love it. He’s also in a uniform, clearly doing this on his lunch break
Austin Looks like he works at Auto Nation
No one:
Litteraly no one:
Joeysworldtour: 'the iceberg letuce is used in something called a salad'
I'm not sure Joey consumes a lot of this so called "salad"
Review a cauliflower next
Seriously. I really want to know how Joey thinks drenching it with chocolate would taste.
“I can’t do math I’m not good at archeology”-big man with lettuce
Joey can you save us muchachos in the trunk some lettuce leftovers?
Miya J that would be nice 😩
We staving down here
Sauce Money wow I’ve been here for 14 days now, idk see how you can do it
i’ve been here for a year living off of the crumbs and sardine oil
@@SuchDoge5580 I've been living off the hair of his and sweat droplets from his manly greasy muchacho face 💦💦
“Browns not good at all, anything brown if you know what I mean” no I’m not sure I do know what you mean Joesph
Jordan Poole poopoo
Bill Ding 😧😳
@Bill Ding Sounds based to me
"This is known as iceberg lettuce because it is the same lettuce that the Titanic hit and sunk. Cool stuff huh!? Woo Woo Woo Woo Euu!"
yuuuuup
I think it was a joke
Take a shot every time he goes like eowoeowweoweoew
lettuce lick your car seat, joey 😳😳😳
Why does he heart this m
He's embracing the memes
He Edited the comment?
This is the most traumatic thing i ever seen
This is the greatest Iceberg Lettuce review of all time
cr1tikal moment
It’s the only review
@@MelB868 lmao
Joey's lettuce recipe.
Step one: add sardine, bacon, and sauces
Step two: throw away lettuce
don’t forget the sArDiNe oiL 😩😩😋😋
No meat review? Where did you kidnap the real thicc papi. 🥺
ᘜᓍᕲ fr I don’t know if that the real daddy
Joey has been cutting down on the calories because his dong can only get so big.
Joey reviewed my meat later
gojenson sand
He had bacon bits
Me: wow, finally Joey is eating healthy and changing his life around!
Joey: throws dressing, sardines, bacon all over it
Me: 🤷♂️ nevermind
Sardines are actually healthy.
Oh my lord Joey actually did a salad review
Me trying to eat healthy.
Hello Amigos!
Hello daddy!
Papa Joey Senpai
Hola amigo awesome review
hi joey!
WOOWOOoowowowoo
6:53 "Lechuga, thats lettuce in Australian"
“why is joey reviewing iceburg lettuce?” i would never question the almighty joey
On the diet
Never question our lord and savior *Joey* you infidel
David Gibson i dont think you understand what i was getting at but ok
@@Alienull gojenson (___)===D~~~~~~ I LOVE JOSEPH SOOO MUCH BAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK
Because someone asked him to in a comment on one of his videos
I hope that lettuce comes back to haunt you.
Eating a whole head of lettuce
Respectable
Where did he eat the whole head? I only saw a few bites.
I'm surprised Joey's body didn't reject the lettuce
That first bite was so aggressive 😆🤣😂😂😂😂 VERY HOT TOO 😩💦💦
soso girl u single?
@@handsomest1 only for papi joey 😍
UwU
You look like you've been through some shit muchacha, I see a psychiatric evaluation in your near future WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOO
Soso be soso thiccy 😳
-Wow! How do you get like that?
-Every time when Joe said *BEEP* i do one push up
Joey lettuce means Hello in Spanish
JackGeezy no it doesn’t
neon strip r/wooosh
Lol wtf
@@muddy.productions Not really a woosh, since it wasn't even a joke to begin with
yeet But the guy was joking when he commented that lettuce means hello in Spanish... so I feel like I have the right to comment r/wooosh after someone takes the comment seriously and not as a joke lol
Audience: How to make lettuce taste good and unhealthy?
Me: watch Joey's World Tour
okay
We thirsty people in the comments need your secret sauce😥💦
All I've ever wanted in life is Joey's sticky white gift for the world
Hawt!!
NICE
@@MoistChungus COOMING
"it's grown in the ground" like every fucking vegetable to ever exist
Herbivores in the Jurassic era were like..
"This lettuce was named after the iceberg that sunk the titanic.... because it is *green* and *round* just like the iceberg...."
Was the iceberg green ???
Joey be like "I like to eat my lettuce by throwing it in the trash"
“Wash before use.” Said the lettuce.
Nobody: I wonder what IceBurg lettuce taste like?
Joey:Immmmmmmm Bacckkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!
3:47
Joey's FedPosting World Tour
Joey hates em
I love how he fills this video up with footage of him not actually eating the lettuce.
Imagine a morbidly obese man coming to the checkout line with lettuce, ranch, secret sauce, bacon bits, and sardines. The grocery clerk must’ve have some thoughts
3:47 ah yes, i completely get what you mean joey
0:11 lungs fail for a second
3:00 the reason why I passed my history test.
Little ranch sauce *proceeds to poor enough for a small orphanage
that looks like the way he'd bite into someone's neck.
if you didn't see the bacon coming...you obviously havent watched any of joey's videos...ever
Somehow he managed to make lettuce unhealthy
My friends and I played the drinking game for everytime he time tweaks and sounds like a french ambulance. We blacked out after 6 mins in.
Lmao!
This man said “I’m not to good at archaeology” I’m dead. 💀😂 1:00
“I don’t know math, I’m not good at archaeology” 😂😂😂😂😂
His bite of lettuce went from 1 to 100 really fast
U already know
That intro though at 2 am 💀
3am here, I should do the calling joey at 3am challenge
Taylor Renton 8 am
Why does this feel like he is having a breakdown secretly and he is mocking us by eating lettuce
Edit: he sounds more weirder than usual
3:47 Based
3:44 what he mean by that?
Based Joey 🤷♂️
4:52 I swear that was the sound that garchomp makes
He held out that “I’m back” at the beginning for so long to stall having to eat something healthy
Avant garde food reviews are the future and Joey just took us there.
Here we have a wild joey in his natural habitat
He spent so much time customizing his lettuce
4:27
My fatass eating cereal at 2 am
Official seat sniffing crew checking in!
Checking in early 😤😤
Mmmmm gimme that sweet sweet seat.
Checkin in
👃 Red one standing by
Sauce Money deadass lol
Joey is the only person who can take a relatively healthy food; and turn into a diabetic disaster
I could put ketchup on kale
When new fast food items are slow.
Could you imagine driving by him at the 8:50 mark... I wonder what those two cars where thinking lmaooo
''So lettuce is used to make salad''
me: *mindblown*
Video title: Iceberg lettuce review
Actual video: adds multiple mayonnaise-like sauces, fish oil, bacon, and sardines to a few bites of lettuce
“leCHuGa tHaTs lETtuCE iN aUsTraLiAN” I’m weak that’s lettuce in spanish💀
Ikr lol
My guy over here choking himself with his double chin
Joey review a treadmill next!
We don’t do that here.
imagine working at a car dealership and your co-worker offers you cabbage and sardines
I feel like the review part of this video is not existent rather this video is a man putting various items on a whole head of lettuce in his car and growling at every bite.
Someone needs to get Joey committed
joey the type of dude to explain how to breathe oxygen then throw sauce in the sky
It's the iceburg that took down Joey's Titanic cholesterol levels
"Dole is famous for their apples"😂🤣
I can't believe this man said "anything Brown is not good at all if you know what I mean" and you guys let him get away with it
Cesar Aranda which is why he’s lonely till this day
Joey has finally discovered what they call..."salad".
People walkin by are seeing a big body screaming at a head of lettuce and a tube of ranch in his car
Bruh we been waitin to see them toes
‘I’m reviewing a head of iceberg lettuce’.
I can't believe I just watched a man eating a head of lettuce! WTF lol!
Please search this guys house for bodies, I am 100% sure he has at least 12-20 dead bodies in his house
Doctor : Joey u need a diet
Joey : goes and buys a whole iceberg lettuce