I love how you can randomly just go missing at any point in the game, and the other players just continue like nothing happened. Faustin: "Hey, where did Dimitri go?" Roman: "Ah yes, I heard Niko was with him last, I'm sure he's fine."
As someone born in 1983 USSR, the first monopoly game that I knew was a soviet reapoff of the game that was called: "Manager" Yes all the properties on the board, were government properies with zero irony.
which state of the ussr? My father was born in ukraine. Was a pretty shitty live until of the finally awaited soviet breakup in 1991. In lifestyle i can tell u one thi- *P R O P A G A N D A E V E R Y W H E R E*
Yes, but also I don't know what the euphemism outside the game is that you're hinting at. I thought about that house rule and I think 5 rolls without landing a double dice roll is the best balance.
As soon as you brought out the Mrs. Monopoly I instantly thought “it’s because it’s so much cheaper than the original, isn’t it” Checked the description, was not disappointed
i know this was 3 years ago but i like that dom guy’s communopoly where rolling a 1 under any circumstances makes you ‘disappear’. you can’t have more than 1000 ruples go to jail, and you ‘disappear’ when destitute and in jail. being destitute sends you to jail.
If you wanted to make this non-satirical, you could make one of the state properties "where you live" and if you land on it, you get to hide one of your rebellion cards. And if you got in the gulag, you could get out through military service, where you roll the dice. If you roll a double, you get out, except if you roll a 12, you die. You could also make one of the cards a search warrant, which you have to use within 3 turns, or you lose it, but if you use it and then land on an opponent's house, you get to investigate them, where you pick one of their hidden cards randomly, to get them in the gulag. Corruption could then be replaced with the October labor lottery, and if you land on it, you are selected to run the East Grestin border checkpoint and have to go play Papers Please for the rest of the day.
As somebody who was born in an ex soviet state, I can approve the gone missing card. My great grandfather disappeared, had to work at a coal mine and somehow managed to find his family hundreds of kilometers away. Great times, great times
Русские либерашки, "генетические рабы капитала": ряяя совесткий союз плохой, пресвятая америка, спаси нас Тем временем американцы: Под знаменем марксизма-ленинизма, вперёд к победе коммунизма!
@@byr_nMy brother in Christ, you have no idea what our(as in Eastern Europeans) ancestors had to live through. My great-great-grandfather was being force marched to a gulag in Siberia, but managed to escape and worked at a hospital that his daughter worked in under the table shoveling coal into a furnace. People usually lie about their own accomplishments, but rarely do people knowingly exaggerated their ancestors’ stories.
Several years ago, I read about an incident that made me think. A company in the U.S. had entered into an agreement with a Russian company - which was still part of the Soviet Union - to sell a number of goods for importation. But when representatives from the U.S. company arrived to make the delivery, they discovered a number of the items had been banned by the U.S. government for sale to Russia. The sales representatives were upset, because a promise of delivery had been made, and they feared the representatives from the Russian company would be very angry. But the U.S. representatives were pleasantly surprised when their Russian counterparts turned out to be very reasonable about the situation. When informed why the goods could not be delivered, they replied - "Oh yes, government say no. We understand."
@@belendomar964 no rebellion, and rations are gone because some people pulled strings and got 2 or more rations because they know the guy responsible for them, line up next week comrade
I was watching this video and then my neighbor came over, and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field, and my entire town watched it, and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank you for this video….
the irony is that the original monopolies were gender-equal while this edit is blatantly sexist- but it’s “okay to be sexist NOW because people were sexist BEFORE” now i don't condone sexism in any form against any sexes but sexism claiming to be feminism is so sad
Sexisim, unlike egalitarianism, implies discriminatory and/or hateful behavior. What’s wrong with sexisim is that like racism, it is by defenition a negative act. What you are describing is egalitarianism, where everyone gets things based off their individual needs instead of treating everyone the same. Just wanted to clarify that
@@biggamer7876 Maybe make one more ration card available each time someone passes Go, and then the first person there takes all of them for some reason, to make the game even more ridiculously unfair
@@Golden12500 also wtf are those street names???? fucking bulletproof west? chocolate cookies next to stem cell isolation? WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THAT BOARD?
I enjoyed this. I found it by looking up "communism monopoly" after seeing the socialist monopoly. I was actually trying to find a communist monopoly that was not a criticism and instead an educational tool, but it's fitting that the one you made is a satire as that's essentially what monopoly is for capitalism. I also appreciated how you acknowledged the history of monopoly and your humor.
"was trying to find one that was an educational tool and not a criticism" Well you can't have one without the other lol, you can either be educated or you can support it
You should have added a way for one player to "become the state" for a few turns and maybe build some wealth or power and build on the board before another player removes them by poison or some other action. Really cool game
Ari: I find it deeply ironic that Monopoly was originally intended as a critique of capitalism but Hasbro made a Monopoly parody that's intended as a critique of socialism Also Ari: Makes a parody version of Monopoly that parodies communism
Well like he said he doesn’t find it wrong to make fun of socialism and communism just thought the situation itself is ironic. I’m strongly against socialism and communism both but that doesn’t mean I won’t make fun of capitalism as well
@snail8244 The stereotypes are based on reality, whereas the Theory is all lies. It's like how all the capitalism parodies are actually just fascism - which is socialism with businesses.
You wanna talk about Guantanamo?, Projekt MKUltra, Japanese Interment Camps in America. If i was an American i would do everything to leave that burning crumbling Corperation of a country
@@yosefmacgruber1920 forget what i said about leaving. i dont know why i said that because it is kind of our duty to help bring about the revolution in our countrys and to make things better. Rather then to hide or leave.
@@comrademax5302 And yet all the things you have mentioned are a child's play compared to Gulags, which were responsible for tens of milions of deaths. No wonder why the fall of the stupid Soviet Union is celebrated around the world :) And Stalin himself was despised even by the russians literally the day after he died, which was one of the happiest days in history :)
Anyone can make a board game, so it's not really a monopoly, but if you were to rip off Monopoly, there is a chance that you get sued. It is still funny how communist ideas get turned around on them so easily.
@@forgottenrights351 Basically people like stuff, and feeling validated. So we have people buying che guevara off Amazon and taking selfies with it on and posting it to Instagram, feeling like a rebel. They just paid money, and supported I phone and Instagram but they got to buy the validation they wanted. Validation is the real commodity that was sold to them, and they have no idea.
Spoken like a true communist, but...it's also communism, so u will have to have your mom say if u can distribute it equally, cuz the principal of "by the people" is a scam, u will need promision from a higher authority or..your dictator. Communism is not hella...dope. Nobody, that actually lived in Communism and can freely speak outside of it, think it's Hella dope. LITTERALY THE OPPOSITE. Js.
Well done comrade, I enjoyed how you painted over the ms monopoly that I didn’t know existed but with a good closeup to one of the spaces I knew it was a good idea to give it a makeover.
The real funny thing is that only on capitalism you could freely buy a communist/marxist thing. In communism you would never, ever be able to buy anything from capitalism.
@@monad_tcp actually you are incorrect. In 1983 in Poland (which was a part of USSR back then) company Labo released a board game "Eurobuisseness" which was (because of communism) a replica of monopoly but placed in european realities. So in fact... In communism you could actually buy something from capitalism ;).
@@YouListenToMeNow “this one specific time in the entire history of communism you were able to do it, so I’m gonna make a blanket statement to make it sound like you could’ve always done it”
@@Stynkrat did you miss the big claim that you could "never ever buy anything from capitalism" during communism. It doesn't need to make a blanket statement to disprove it. Either way, which part of all property being publicly owned implies that board games can't be bought?
In a pure communist society the way Marx intended there would be no currency and therefore no inflation, IMO that scenario is unrealistic and hasn’t been achieved in any “communist” state so far tho, so I get why u find that statement ironic, even if ur is true
@@superbrain7852 true communism is defined by Marx in the communist manifesto, therefor Marxs ideals and values are communism, true communism cannot be achieved without being true Marxism, if a “communist” state does not fit the description of Marxism, then it isn’t truly communism, it is a failed attempt, read the manifesto it’s very specific about what is and isn’t communism
@@finndevenny4564 No... Marxism is only the origin of it all, there are also different kinds of Capitalism. If you follow the rules of Stalinism, you aren't a Marxist... You are, in fact, just wrong with your facts there. th-cam.com/video/RpkQEq75y18/w-d-xo.html
@@harddiskwp No it's not. From Wikipedia: In his 1999 book The Big Book of Beastly Mispronunciations, logophile Charles Harrington Elster wrote that the vast majority of those he spoke to while writing his book as well as 99% of the 1985 usage panel of Morris & Morris's Harper Dictionary of Contemporary Usage specifically condemned the use of the word and characterized it as a mispronunciation. Elster's own view on the matter derives from the root of the word: "nucleus". Arguing by analogy, Elster suggests that "Molecular comes from molecule, and particular comes from particle, but there is no nucule to support nucular.".
I love Monopoly. I live in Germany and in schools we have so called AGs which stands for "Arbeitsgemeinschaft", basically "Working group". These are after the school and voluntarily. In my AG we were playing many different games and had a fun time. One day my teacher decided that we could make a version of a game we like by ourself as a project of the AG. So we agreed on Monopoly. My teacher gave us a square of chipboard, cardboard colours and brushes an we began designing our own Monopoly. Some were cutting and drawing the cards with the street names on it from the cardboard, others were drawing lines on the chipboard to mark were wich street is and others started painting it. We put the names of the streets we lived in on the board and wrote our own event cards. The figures were made of polymer clay. We had much fun and a great time doing this. I loved Monopoly before but this was a moment when I started liking it even more.
@@Lxodl_1234ga Too many syllables to express simple ideas. Don't get me wrong, i like listening to it and it has its own logic, but the syllable efficiency is terrible lol
My family and I used to play monopoly all the time and the game always went the same way with my parents getting out first, my brother landing on one of my insanely expensive properties and losing, and me winning. Literally always happened the same exact way until everyone decided to never play again especially not if I was there
@@CoralCopperHead Ah yes, being against large-scale normalization of misandry means you're a misogynist. Clearly true equality between the sexes would be too much of a problem for people that disguise their own bigotry as "pushing for equality", hmm?
@@BlackHole171 ROFLMAOLOLOLOL!! they DID create a game like that! Its called "Reality" and we LIVE in it!! So is it a joke? Yeah, just not a funny one!
The reason is takes so long is because no one actually uses the real rules for monopoly and their entire knowledge of the game is a bunch of weird and bad house rules. If you play by the actual rules it is a much more fun game that takes 2 hours at the most. It still isn’t great though.
@@nathanpredmore7577 To be honest I'm not a fan of Monopoly and I always found it baffling when my friends decided to play it and then spent the entire evening arguing about the rules, because "in my family we use different rules". As people in IT say: read the fudging manual.
Dude I love the idea of an anti monopoly game. I had no idea that the original game had 2 versions. Also, I don't think that being anti monopoly/anti big business automatically = anti capitalism.
Actually, Monopolies are anti-Capitalistic by nature, because Capitalism as an economic system is dependant on many smaller independent entreprenuers competing with eachother in order for its formula to work, this system promotes fairness, the competition breeds innovation, and if one company goes bad, the public punishes it by buying from another. But monopolies? You HAVE to buy from them, increasing their power to abuse because we rely on them due to being no alternative, so that's automatically less incentive to be fair, or give an effective product.
Not gonna lie, my brother was super inspired by this video and he, my mother and I, we all worked on and made (and admiditly improved upon) this game board. It was his Christmas present to the family. Was super fun buying up other board games at value village and thrift stores to cannibilize for this project! Our grandpa routinely wins at the game. 😅
I'm glad you used Ms Monopoly to make this. You took something actually sexist and made it into a better experience for comrades and capitalist pigs alike to enjoy. Well done.
I absolutely love that you use the Ms. Monopoly edition as a base for your Communistopoly game. Also, I’m so happy someone else loves Monopoly as I do.
hey he turned something worthless into something interesting! the only discriminatory rules in board games should be "the youngest player plays first" XP
I am forever cursed with the image of someone making “black monopoly” and all the spaces were go to jail. There was another variant where it was the same thing except the railroad spots were kfc.
And there should be a chance card that says "you get a sports scholarship", or "you were chosen to fill a racial quota", or "straighten your hair or lose your salary"?
haven't even finished the video yet and I'm already glad that Ari decided to paint the sexist "feminist" monopoly instead of any other one thats enough for a sub
i did a quick research and if its not wrong everyone was rewarded when wealth was created, in opposition to the rules where your objective is to destroy the other's financial situation
@@giovanna4540 I can imagine why most people played the other version. Being given permission to essentially troll someone; you don’t just give that up!
You say you are a capitalist snd they shot you in the head after a shame state trial. Not a very fun game unless you part of the state in the workers paradise.
@HonsuAman imagine "Monopoly: State intervention", where as soon as you hit >50% of your estate, you have three turns until the bank/gov. seizes and auctions your assets. At least you get money.
that isn't even feminist the whole concept of the game is bullshit imo, like "HA! You get more chances to win a board game because you were born in a certain way! This totally won't make our lame attempt at feminism look, well, lame, and push more kids who play this game into disliking women and hating feminism even more (even if it's totally unrelated) because children tend to make silly things bigger in their mind making it last to adulthood too!"
@@zerq4558 It is feminist, tf you talking about. This is absolutely the modern state of feminism. It doesn’t fight for equality it fights for supremacy.
Then the sky blue NKVD show up to show suggest you denounce your neighbors as wreckers...and then send you to a summer camp, in the winter, to build said camp.
I'm actually impressed you resisted the temptation to go full blown "haha commie bad" with this. It's genuinely well done satire that really makes you question which of the two boards is the lesser hell to live in. Masterful work. My only criticism is that there's a little bit of poor game design on your part that results in poor theme; everyone knows that jail is the safest place and most desireable location on the board in monopoly and due to the existence of that disappearance card in your game, this is still the case. As a result, gulag not being limited to 3 turns is actually a benefit to players imprisoned there.
perhaps people in the gulag could also be counted as "dissapeared", at least until they manage to break out. that way it still provides a temporary risk
this is coutered by the only way to win and not die is to land on ration and rebellion spaces so the gulag is actually a penelty similar to in the beggining of monopoly because this game cant progress past that point
Perhaps there should be a thing such as "Gulag" cards, in which you must always draw should you fail to roll out of the gulag. These should be more dangerous than rebellion and ration cards, and thus make it a bad spot to go to.
Were gonna need more monopoly games like this like anarpoly (runs under extremist ideas of anarchists) leftopoly (incorporates leftist ideas of a perfect economy with less goverment control) and stone age monopoly (takes economic stuff from the past)
@@vladprus4019 the idea of a prison isn't inherantly un-anarchist. i, a self described anarchist, oppose prisons, but i know that's not necessarily the case for all anarchists
How the hell did I end up here...
I looked up how to make a board game...
I just wanted to watch videos of people playng monopoly
communistopoly
YOU’RE confused! I was watching videos about the anatomy of the facial muscles for performing Botox injections. Yet here I am.
@@whatismimikyu8875 same lmao
"I made my own Monopoly"
No Comrade,
*WE* made *OUR* own monopoly
I made my own Monopoly and the state confiscated it.
@@peterg76yt no, Comrade, it has always belonged to the state
Да that is true
@@peterg76yt No, no. The state did not confiscate YOUR monopoly, you never owned it, the state merely claimed OUR monopoly.
@@Marius_Biggest_Fan
Correct
I love how you can randomly just go missing at any point in the game, and the other players just continue like nothing happened.
Faustin: "Hey, where did Dimitri go?"
Roman: "Ah yes, I heard Niko was with him last, I'm sure he's fine."
Nikolay?
Yo i can hear the thick accented russian voice speaking in english in my head reading this
@@sotoro2154 your idea of a Russian accent is probably wrong
@@SolidusCurncer what do you mean?
@@sotoro2154 just compare an american meme imitating a Russian accent and a Russian guy talking in English
As someone born in 1983 USSR, the first monopoly game that I knew was a soviet reapoff of the game that was called: "Manager"
Yes all the properties on the board, were government properies with zero irony.
Wow that’s crazy
@@jamesolson4975 Not really. The game focused on resources management instead of financial management. Basically a different cosmetic flair.
@@missk1697 actually sounds quite useful
which state of the ussr?
My father was born in ukraine. Was a pretty shitty live until of the finally awaited soviet breakup in 1991. In lifestyle i can tell u one thi-
*P R O P A G A N D A E V E R Y W H E R E*
@Simargl i was just asking
him and not u
House Rules:
If you're in Gulag for too long, you mysteriously go missing
10 consecutive rolls without a double
In the game right?
Right?
Yes, but also I don't know what the euphemism outside the game is that you're hinting at. I thought about that house rule and I think 5 rolls without landing a double dice roll is the best balance.
@@not-that-guy-pal- Yes.
This comment was written by a person, completely of their own free will, and Stalin is not currently holding me at gunpoint.
@@interbard Seems legit.
As soon as you brought out the Mrs. Monopoly I instantly thought “it’s because it’s so much cheaper than the original, isn’t it”
Checked the description, was not disappointed
Lol there's a whole pallet of them at my nearest Five Below
@@Mr.HowardEatsPants they should use a forklift to move the pallet underneath a glass ceiling just for the additional laughs and public reaction
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Also the fact that it’s fun to destroy misandrist stuff
@@Joseph_Drew_III Sexism ain't cool no matter who's doing it.
In spite of the general humor of the game, the "You Have Gone Missing" card, with that blank, empty gray background, is eerily ominous.
Ÿøû håvé gôńę mīśšíñg
Rėmôvê ÿøür pìėčë frøm thę bōård
A card that just says “Wake up, this isn’t real” as you look up and there’s figures with blank faces.
@haha
R/twosentencehorrorstories. That’s all I have to say.
@@aelechdeepestflame4347reddit 🤢🤢
Comrade, you will be relocated to a re-education facility in the east, with lots of physical exercise.
i know this was 3 years ago but i like that dom guy’s communopoly where rolling a 1 under any circumstances makes you ‘disappear’. you can’t have more than 1000 ruples go to jail, and you ‘disappear’ when destitute and in jail. being destitute sends you to jail.
Didn't the one thing only apply to being in jail?
@@TheR1.0AUCCC yeah
🍺😂👍👍
The effort that goes into these videos is great
Incredible work of art
Yeah, he put so much effort into this only to get 63k views
@@superguy199 that’s the sad part
Propaganda have enough money when trying distract you from reality.
Absolutely, very underrated
"You're both under arrest for treason and whatever else".
Somehow, that's what I always imagined Americans breaking in my door saying.
Me: "All I did was steal a loaf of bread to feed my starving children!"
Secret Police: "That's the exact definition of 'whatever else', comrade."
Red Scare moment
@@wildercerrate7295 1950s America moment
@@ChanceKearns Nonsense!
That's what I imagine a life in North Korea would be like..
If you wanted to make this non-satirical, you could make one of the state properties "where you live" and if you land on it, you get to hide one of your rebellion cards. And if you got in the gulag, you could get out through military service, where you roll the dice. If you roll a double, you get out, except if you roll a 12, you die. You could also make one of the cards a search warrant, which you have to use within 3 turns, or you lose it, but if you use it and then land on an opponent's house, you get to investigate them, where you pick one of their hidden cards randomly, to get them in the gulag. Corruption could then be replaced with the October labor lottery, and if you land on it, you are selected to run the East Grestin border checkpoint and have to go play Papers Please for the rest of the day.
Glory to Arstotzka
This is fucking hilarious.
Glory to Arstotzka
Glory to Arstotzka
You sir, have the biggest brain in all of Arstotzka.
As somebody who was born in an ex soviet state, I can approve the gone missing card. My great grandfather disappeared, had to work at a coal mine and somehow managed to find his family hundreds of kilometers away. Great times, great times
Русские либерашки, "генетические рабы капитала": ряяя совесткий союз плохой, пресвятая америка, спаси нас
Тем временем американцы: Под знаменем марксизма-ленинизма, вперёд к победе коммунизма!
this totally happened
@@byr_nImagine your life being so boring you have to say anyone having anything happen to them is fake.
@@byr_nMy brother in Christ, you have no idea what our(as in Eastern Europeans) ancestors had to live through. My great-great-grandfather was being force marched to a gulag in Siberia, but managed to escape and worked at a hospital that his daughter worked in under the table shoveling coal into a furnace.
People usually lie about their own accomplishments, but rarely do people knowingly exaggerated their ancestors’ stories.
Which soviet state?
I’m Russian and I just exploded with laugh when he started painting everything in grey. Then the laughter turned into sobs.
Гений
@@Vtulka1 полностью прочувствовал всю разнообразную палитру России
Several years ago, I read about an incident that made me think. A company in the U.S. had entered into an agreement with a Russian company - which was still part of the Soviet Union - to sell a number of goods for importation. But when representatives from the U.S. company arrived to make the delivery, they discovered a number of the items had been banned by the U.S. government for sale to Russia. The sales representatives were upset, because a promise of delivery had been made, and they feared the representatives from the Russian company would be very angry. But the U.S. representatives were pleasantly surprised when their Russian counterparts turned out to be very reasonable about the situation. When informed why the goods could not be delivered, they replied - "Oh yes, government say no. We understand."
@@cjmarshall0221 A good argument of how people are artificially pitted against each other despite both being nice.
@@TYsdrawkcaB we are one word united trough experience from insufferable bouerocracy and red tape. Give me the form comrade!
"I've linked a copy of the board in the description." Like a true communist! (Thank you so much I am going to use the hell out of this!)
But where are the rebellion and ration cards?
@@amorra2659 yeah where are they?
we need cards pls
@@belendomar964 no rebellion, and rations are gone because some people pulled strings and got 2 or more rations because they know the guy responsible for them, line up next week comrade
No, this is voluntary
The fact he used a Mrs monopoly game to make communist monopoly had me crying lol 😂
Hahaha same
its the same game tho
Mrs. Monopoly sucks
it does not promote proper equality and it exists only to generate revenue from -tumblr- twitter users.
Honestly knowing girl boss monopoly exists sent me into a spiral. Like, they HAVE to know… like with the GenZ edition.
He probably used Ms. Monopoly because it’s cheap, and no one cares if it suddenly “goes missing”
I was watching this video and then my neighbor came over, and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field, and my entire town watched it, and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful.
Thank you for this video….
A friend of mine made Nahtzee: The final solution to all board games.
Good one
Hehehe.
Lmao this had me bawling
I GOTTA SEE THAT!
Oof!!
03:27 you literally could not have picked a better Monopoly edition to spray paint over XD
I mean w0manopoly
@Poli Dissent lmao what
the irony is that the original monopolies were gender-equal while this edit is blatantly sexist- but it’s “okay to be sexist NOW because people were sexist BEFORE”
now i don't condone sexism in any form against any sexes but sexism claiming to be feminism is so sad
honestly, Ms. Monopoly looks like she'll help you file your taxes
Sexisim, unlike egalitarianism, implies discriminatory and/or hateful behavior. What’s wrong with sexisim is that like racism, it is by defenition a negative act. What you are describing is egalitarianism, where everyone gets things based off their individual needs instead of treating everyone the same. Just wanted to clarify that
It needs a “lose 2 turns waiting in bread line” spot
It's monopoly, not the game of life.
@@jasperzanovich2504 -100 social credit score
@@jasperzanovich2504 you know what, go straight to the Gulag
"A bread line is good. At least you know everyone is being feed." BurKnee Sanders. Until you run out of bread. 🍞
@@nuclearwinter4621 Have you considered soylent green?
"youre both under arrest"
*executes them on the spot*
I'd love to see it get actually published as an official monopoly lmao
I would but that game immediately
i guess it would be funny but it's literally just a game of Do nothing and die
@@Blueybeak shhhhh
@Paul Martin an incredibly biased version but sure
@@Blueybeak welcome to... ah, you get it.
The five squares before Rations should be Queueing... each turn you just slowly shuffle towards the Ration square.
Freaking brilliant! 👍
Then, you finally reach it, only to find, that rations have run out.
@@biggamer7876 Maybe make one more ration card available each time someone passes Go, and then the first person there takes all of them for some reason, to make the game even more ridiculously unfair
Then the more people in front of you in the queue the less you get when you pass there.
@@SolomonUcko no, 1 rations into one hands
Painting over the ms. Monopoly was GENIUS, instant subscribe.
Yeah, Ms. Monopoly is BAD.
The original Monopoly was equal to begin with, making one group make more money than the other makes it inherently more sexist
@@Golden12500 also wtf are those street names???? fucking bulletproof west? chocolate cookies next to stem cell isolation? WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THAT BOARD?
@@brokkoli3245 wtf ;_;
I thought the same
his channel made a realistic Communist Monopoly for a meme.
No Rolls Barred took the meme and ran with it, amking an actually fun looking game.
"So it turns out that social monopoly is a thing. So I bought one... On Amazon... "
This statement has so many layers it's a proverbial onion
My dad collects monopolies and I would definitely pay a good bit of money to buy this for him! Would fit the collection!
Happy to hear it! I've linked a copy of the board in the description.
Wait read that back, slowly... definetly sounds like communism doesnt it?
@@mr.trashbin307
“noitpircsed eht no draob eht fo ypoc a deknil ev’I !ti reah ot yppaH” ?
@@groundbird7477 thats pretty good
But what about rations and rebellion cards? How to get them
monopoly only fun if u own the whole board
Just like life
_happy state noises_
@Trashy monopoly only fun if *our* own the whole board???
WE own the whole board
@Trashy *we
If i had a nickel for everytime i watched a video on communopoly id have 2 nickels. Which isnt a lot but its weird that its happened twice
I know right? This just popped in my recommendation and I couldn't believe it came out 3 years ago.
I know right!! I just got recommended NRB's Communoply vid just 5 days ago and now this lol
It has now increased to 4 nickels. Im now rich
I don’t know what his name is, but the bad guy from Phineas and Ferb said this.
Why is this so good? I want to play Communistopoly right now.
Me too
Venezuela
boardgames as art is wildly underexplored. there are a lot of video games designed to have a message over being fun, why not boardgames?
@@proudmisogynistracisthomop1280 USA
I know it sounds great in theory, but in reality it is always terrible.
I enjoyed this. I found it by looking up "communism monopoly" after seeing the socialist monopoly. I was actually trying to find a communist monopoly that was not a criticism and instead an educational tool, but it's fitting that the one you made is a satire as that's essentially what monopoly is for capitalism. I also appreciated how you acknowledged the history of monopoly and your humor.
Making pro-communist monopoly is no different from making pro-nazi monopoly
@@noop9k What??
@@noop9k wtf you talking about those are very different
"was trying to find one that was an educational tool and not a criticism"
Well you can't have one without the other lol, you can either be educated or you can support it
@@altrafrygolden1022 yes, commies killed more.
But really, why do you kids think you know anything about how commie states work? You never saw one.
"In Communistopoly, the game pretends to be fun, and we pretend to like playing it"
He was held at gunpoint writing the script
You should have added a way for one player to "become the state" for a few turns and maybe build some wealth or power and build on the board before another player removes them by poison or some other action. Really cool game
calling the game "communopoly" is like the actual "monopoly" game was called "Monomunism"
That sounds like a cool word lol
OMG! "Monomunism" - that is my new religion. You are the king! :D:D:D:D:D:D
Not really, instead of a singular entity controlling everything, you have an entire community sharing everything
@@YouListenToMeNow noooo thias ias apostasya
I’m going to publish this game when I got money in mythe lifetime (I’m so high and i I look quite odd)
I would actually love to pull this version out at a party just to see the reactions.
Then make it! He linked it in the description
i guess it would only be fun if its greyness could be drowned in vodka...
@@ulrichkalber9039 in Soviet Russia, vodka drowns you.
Make a Fascistopoly for even more fun
@@PANZERFAUST90 maybe. what about a game that is modular. .
In monopoly, the game never ends.
In communistopoly, the game never lasts.
Basket balls exist.
That's the Horseshoe theory my friend, if you go too much to the extreme right you will end up in extreme left and vice versa
@@1984reality it's no difference when they are run by a fraudulent group.
deep
I’m 14 and this is deep.
This is not your monopoly. This is OUR monopoly
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This may be the best video ive ever seen
Thank you Jah
@@squirrels24seven r/ihadastroke
Ahh yes. The classic board game. Played at family reunions... sleepovers, government tactical planning...
Lol
Here I was expecting a "Starve to death" panel and a "Face the wall" panel, both being instant losses along with the mysterious disappearance.
it wouldve been fun to add that every time someone complains or makes a joke about the game you lose your rights or rations or go to the gulag
Genius
@@derp8184 Treat it like Uno and add -your- our own rules! -You- We can make that a rule if -you'd- we'd like!
Or a mafia card (but the same idea)
I wonder if one of the rebel card was "You saved some of the wheat you grew for your family"
2:29 the funny thing is that there is a monopoly ad after he says “so I bought one… on Amazon”
I for one I'm waiting for Monopoly: Absolutely monarchy edition
Because that's what we all need back in our lives, a king to look up too.
Monarchism is outdated garbage and it literally makes all the other shitty political systems of the world look like utopias
they're being sarcastic
I know a certain group of people that can totally get behind a single person that has absolute power for his entire life because God said so...
That's just normal monopoly, except everything starts owned by one player.
@@boxylemons7961 monarchism is goated, wtf u mean
Ari: I find it deeply ironic that Monopoly was originally intended as a critique of capitalism but Hasbro made a Monopoly parody that's intended as a critique of socialism
Also Ari: Makes a parody version of Monopoly that parodies communism
Well like he said he doesn’t find it wrong to make fun of socialism and communism just thought the situation itself is ironic. I’m strongly against socialism and communism both but that doesn’t mean I won’t make fun of capitalism as well
@@blackknightstudios9958 well, current attempts are just BS.
Bruh fucking everything is a big brained critique of capitalism or society or whatever the fuck.
it's all just stereotypes too, he didn't even try to learn anything about communism before this lol
@snail8244 The stereotypes are based on reality, whereas the Theory is all lies.
It's like how all the capitalism parodies are actually just fascism - which is socialism with businesses.
"You have gone missing." I nearly pissed myself laughing. Quality 🤣
Really it got me laughing too😂
Some bitches just aint fit for the gulag 😔
Average American: I cannot differentiate between socialism and dictatorships...
Person from Chile: I miss socialism
Socialism can not work due to human nature
I laughed so much in two scenes:
1. The start of chapter 3 with the music
2. The idea of the gulag
Just fantastic 🤣
The picture of Stalin was a nice touch... but fear is hidden beneath the humor.
You wanna talk about Guantanamo?, Projekt MKUltra, Japanese Interment Camps in America. If i was an American i would do everything to leave that burning crumbling Corperation of a country
@@comrademax5302
I am an American. Where do you suggest that I should go? I have explored leaving for over a decade.
@@yosefmacgruber1920 forget what i said about leaving. i dont know why i said that because it is kind of our duty to help bring about the revolution in our countrys and to make things better. Rather then to hide or leave.
@@comrademax5302 And yet all the things you have mentioned are a child's play compared to Gulags, which were responsible for tens of milions of deaths. No wonder why the fall of the stupid Soviet Union is celebrated around the world :) And Stalin himself was despised even by the russians literally the day after he died, which was one of the happiest days in history :)
It is curious that a game that tried to teach why monopoly is bad, is now one of the best-selling products of a brand that is now a monopoly.
nothing is bad if you keep making money with it
Like mass producing and selling communist Merch.
Anyone can make a board game, so it's not really a monopoly, but if you were to rip off Monopoly, there is a chance that you get sued. It is still funny how communist ideas get turned around on them so easily.
The OG land lord game was very preachy, so people just kind of took all that out.
@@forgottenrights351 Basically people like stuff, and feeling validated. So we have people buying che guevara off Amazon and taking selfies with it on and posting it to Instagram, feeling like a rebel. They just paid money, and supported I phone and Instagram but they got to buy the validation they wanted. Validation is the real commodity that was sold to them, and they have no idea.
Whenever someone passes go the game should make everyone add all of their money, add $1 to the pool, then distribute it equally.
Brilliant! 👍
A missed opportunity for sure
Spoken like a true communist, but...it's also communism, so u will have to have your mom say if u can distribute it equally, cuz the principal of "by the people" is a scam, u will need promision from a higher authority or..your dictator. Communism is not hella...dope. Nobody, that actually lived in Communism and can freely speak outside of it, think it's Hella dope. LITTERALY THE OPPOSITE. Js.
This rule is a must have. great idea.
@@daveflow3865 there has never been a communist society in human history.
0:13 exactly my problem
Ari: *prints his own money*
IRS: “that’s illegal!”
But this is Monopoly Money, which is worthless in the real world, so technically in this scenario, it's not
@@MadChristoph It's merely a joke bro
@@MadChristoph whooosh
@@MadChristoph 🤓
@@emilianorios4761 lmao, I knew someone would do that
You missed an opportunity to include the tag line, "play with your comrades!"
Taglines are useless! Industrial grey box with name written! No more needed!
He should've called it the "Manifestopoly" too
OUR comrades!
Well done comrade, I enjoyed how you painted over the ms monopoly that I didn’t know existed but with a good closeup to one of the spaces I knew it was a good idea to give it a makeover.
If I had one dollar every time he moves a spot in Communistopoly, I’d have enough to buy the whole house
You could sell this to the people in the Gulag
So that mean they're now communist
Hey
OUR gulag
Im sorry... Sell? to the gulag comrade, so you can share your work with the other hardworking comrades.
@@Jibranmrauf well no cause now they are involved in commerce
Time traveler: *slowly moves chair back into place *
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's not about our imminent disappearances, it's about the friends we made along the way.
*the friends that disappeared along the way
😂😂😂
The fact my fave gaming channel played this concerns me😂(No Rolls Barred)
turns out socialist Monopoly is already a thing... so i bought one... on *Amazon*
The real funny thing is that only on capitalism you could freely buy a communist/marxist thing. In communism you would never, ever be able to buy anything from capitalism.
@@monad_tcp actually you are incorrect. In 1983 in Poland (which was a part of USSR back then) company Labo released a board game "Eurobuisseness" which was (because of communism) a replica of monopoly but placed in european realities.
So in fact... In communism you could actually buy something from capitalism ;).
The one I saw was like $70.
@@YouListenToMeNow “this one specific time in the entire history of communism you were able to do it, so I’m gonna make a blanket statement to make it sound like you could’ve always done it”
@@Stynkrat did you miss the big claim that you could "never ever buy anything from capitalism" during communism. It doesn't need to make a blanket statement to disprove it.
Either way, which part of all property being publicly owned implies that board games can't be bought?
"In communism theres no inflation" that was worth a chuckle
In a pure communist society the way Marx intended there would be no currency and therefore no inflation, IMO that scenario is unrealistic and hasn’t been achieved in any “communist” state so far tho, so I get why u find that statement ironic, even if ur is true
@@finndevenny4564 That would me Marxism... He only talked about Communism, and that has, in by far the most cases, a currency.
@@superbrain7852 true communism is defined by Marx in the communist manifesto, therefor Marxs ideals and values are communism, true communism cannot be achieved without being true Marxism, if a “communist” state does not fit the description of Marxism, then it isn’t truly communism, it is a failed attempt, read the manifesto it’s very specific about what is and isn’t communism
@@finndevenny4564 No... Marxism is only the origin of it all, there are also different kinds of Capitalism. If you follow the rules of Stalinism, you aren't a Marxist... You are, in fact, just wrong with your facts there.
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Il take that as a Win.
Gotta love those “necular” power plants lol
Even with spellcheckers and the whole of human knowledge instantly accessible 24/7, nobody seems to know how to spell and pronounce "Nuclear" anymore.
@@yvan2563 Nucular. It's pronounced "nucular".
@@harddiskwp No it's not.
From Wikipedia:
In his 1999 book The Big Book of Beastly Mispronunciations, logophile Charles Harrington Elster wrote that the vast majority of those he spoke to while writing his book as well as 99% of the 1985 usage panel of Morris & Morris's Harper Dictionary of Contemporary Usage specifically condemned the use of the word and characterized it as a mispronunciation. Elster's own view on the matter derives from the root of the word: "nucleus". Arguing by analogy, Elster suggests that "Molecular comes from molecule, and particular comes from particle, but there is no nucule to support nucular.".
The Stalin pointing and saying go to the gulag is really funny because a bunch of my family members got sent to the gulags.
I ate the gulag
I love Monopoly. I live in Germany and in schools we have so called AGs which stands for "Arbeitsgemeinschaft", basically "Working group". These are after the school and voluntarily. In my AG we were playing many different games and had a fun time. One day my teacher decided that we could make a version of a game we like by ourself as a project of the AG. So we agreed on Monopoly. My teacher gave us a square of chipboard, cardboard colours and brushes an we began designing our own Monopoly. Some were cutting and drawing the cards with the street names on it from the cardboard, others were drawing lines on the chipboard to mark were wich street is and others started painting it. We put the names of the streets we lived in on the board and wrote our own event cards. The figures were made of polymer clay. We had much fun and a great time doing this. I loved Monopoly before but this was a moment when I started liking it even more.
Small wonder that German isn't the dominant language
@@trequor What do you mean?
@@Lxodl_1234ga Too many syllables to express simple ideas. Don't get me wrong, i like listening to it and it has its own logic, but the syllable efficiency is terrible lol
@@trequor German is my mother tongue and main language. So maybe that's why.
Chance shouldve been russian roulette, missed opportunity
Oh my god. You printing the red dollar bills had me laughing
My family and I used to play monopoly all the time and the game always went the same way with my parents getting out first, my brother landing on one of my insanely expensive properties and losing, and me winning. Literally always happened the same exact way until everyone decided to never play again especially not if I was there
Honestly I was so happy you turned the Ms. Monopoly into Communist monopoly after reading the "as you pass go" instructions.
@@jamesconn Tell me you're misogynist without telling me you're misogynist. The whole thing is just a harmless joke, grow up.
@@CoralCopperHead Would it still be a joke if they created a monopoly board game where women earn less then men?
@@CoralCopperHead Ah yes, being against large-scale normalization of misandry means you're a misogynist. Clearly true equality between the sexes would be too much of a problem for people that disguise their own bigotry as "pushing for equality", hmm?
@@BlackHole171 ROFLMAOLOLOLOL!! they DID create a game like that! Its called "Reality" and we LIVE in it!! So is it a joke? Yeah, just not a funny one!
@@anangrybird3402 I didn't say anything funny; just facts. Women in the workplace (on average) earn less than male employees in the same positions.
That is the best use of Ms. Monopoly I've seen.
This is truly the fate that game deserves.
This unironically would be more fun since it doesn't take a whole week to finish lol
The actual game has a turn limit. Also if it's a particularly slow game, trading will help
The reason is takes so long is because no one actually uses the real rules for monopoly and their entire knowledge of the game is a bunch of weird and bad house rules. If you play by the actual rules it is a much more fun game that takes 2 hours at the most. It still isn’t great though.
@@nathanpredmore7577 To be honest I'm not a fan of Monopoly and I always found it baffling when my friends decided to play it and then spent the entire evening arguing about the rules, because "in my family we use different rules". As people in IT say: read the fudging manual.
Hey, No Rolls Barred just _coincidentally_ made the same game as you
3:43 Look at this mad lad, printing his own money.
I N F L A T I O N
Joe Biden would be proud
@@turbofan450 lol true
Made in Venezuela
Was made in Weimar Republic (Germany)
The fact that you used Ms Monopoly and painted it over killed me. 😂 Well done!
Dude I love the idea of an anti monopoly game. I had no idea that the original game had 2 versions. Also, I don't think that being anti monopoly/anti big business automatically = anti capitalism.
ONLY being anti monopoly and big business is a form of liberalism but the original intent of monopoly was anti capitalism
When corporatism
You forgot about "Felame-spewperiority-opoly"
And Fortnite monopoly, the -best- monopoly
Actually, Monopolies are anti-Capitalistic by nature, because Capitalism as an economic system is dependant on many smaller independent entreprenuers competing with eachother in order for its formula to work, this system promotes fairness, the competition breeds innovation, and if one company goes bad, the public punishes it by buying from another.
But monopolies? You HAVE to buy from them, increasing their power to abuse because we rely on them due to being no alternative, so that's automatically less incentive to be fair, or give an effective product.
well, big business will always arise in capitalism
Not gonna lie, my brother was super inspired by this video and he, my mother and I, we all worked on and made (and admiditly improved upon) this game board. It was his Christmas present to the family. Was super fun buying up other board games at value village and thrift stores to cannibilize for this project!
Our grandpa routinely wins at the game. 😅
Ari is probably the most underrated youtuber out there hands down. I love your videos and wish everyone could see them. Good luck comrade!
No
I'm glad you used Ms Monopoly to make this. You took something actually sexist and made it into a better experience for comrades and capitalist pigs alike to enjoy. Well done.
At first the capitalist pigs comment seems like an insult, but when you realize that pigs are super intelligent and well fed it makes sense
Nobody can take a joke anymore lol
@@jamieapeck makes a good question of why people use pig as part of an insult, when pigs ironically are some of the more smarter animal species.
@@Noid Because they eat horribly (they will eat babies should one fall in their pen) and they're usually fat
@@jamieapeck they also eat anything and everything around them
I love how he decimated the dumpster fire of a game that is Ms. Monopoly. 🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely love that you use the Ms. Monopoly edition as a base for your Communistopoly game. Also, I’m so happy someone else loves Monopoly as I do.
Mrs Monopoly's creator made the game because she was bad at Monopoly and men were better than her.
@@Soxial_credits What's funnier is that the workers who make them are still men.
hey he turned something worthless into something interesting! the only discriminatory rules in board games should be "the youngest player plays first" XP
@@Soxial_creditshahahaha No
@@Nooneishereonlyme Why do you respond to everyone's replies like this?
The fact that he painted over a Ms Monopoly is just perfect
3:26 Love that you took Ms Monopoly and erased her with the paint bomb to make your own board ! The hidden message is clear 🤣
0:10 I NEED TO KNOW THIS MUSIC!
I am forever cursed with the image of someone making “black monopoly” and all the spaces were go to jail. There was another variant where it was the same thing except the railroad spots were kfc.
You bastard, cursing us with this knowledge.
You're not allowed to buy most of the spots so you just pay rent every turn
Lmao
And there should be a chance card that says "you get a sports scholarship", or "you were chosen to fill a racial quota", or "straighten your hair or lose your salary"?
Back when SOPA was something the internet rallied against, there was a similar troll board called SOPApoly.
haven't even finished the video yet and I'm already glad that Ari decided to paint the sexist "feminist" monopoly instead of any other one
thats enough for a sub
This is actually pretty funny as a piece of satire
I like how the nuclear disaster and famine cards both make players in the gulag "go missing"
that's peak game design right there
Out of curiosity, what was the original anti-monopolist version of this game like?
i did a quick research and if its not wrong everyone was rewarded when wealth was created, in opposition to the rules where your objective is to destroy the other's financial situation
@@giovanna4540 I can imagine why most people played the other version. Being given permission to essentially troll someone; you don’t just give that up!
Boring!?
You say you are a capitalist snd they shot you in the head after a shame state trial. Not a very fun game unless you part of the state in the workers paradise.
@HonsuAman imagine "Monopoly: State intervention", where as soon as you hit >50% of your estate, you have three turns until the bank/gov. seizes and auctions your assets. At least you get money.
I really like how he changed a monopoly feminists to this masterpiece
ikr I was looking for this comment it is so funny
that isn't even feminist the whole concept of the game is bullshit imo, like "HA! You get more chances to win a board game because you were born in a certain way! This totally won't make our lame attempt at feminism look, well, lame, and push more kids who play this game into disliking women and hating feminism even more (even if it's totally unrelated) because children tend to make silly things bigger in their mind making it last to adulthood too!"
@@zerq4558
It is feminist, tf you talking about. This is absolutely the modern state of feminism. It doesn’t fight for equality it fights for supremacy.
@@zerq4558 tf you on? You just described modern feminist
Exactly
"Why is everything bad? You have nothing good on here"
*sharp deep breath*
*Wandering eyes*
Then the sky blue NKVD show up to show suggest you denounce your neighbors as wreckers...and then send you to a summer camp, in the winter, to build said camp.
As you see, Socialist Monopoly is already a thing,
So I bought one, on Amazon.
Brilliant piece of work, man!
I'm actually impressed you resisted the temptation to go full blown "haha commie bad" with this. It's genuinely well done satire that really makes you question which of the two boards is the lesser hell to live in. Masterful work. My only criticism is that there's a little bit of poor game design on your part that results in poor theme; everyone knows that jail is the safest place and most desireable location on the board in monopoly and due to the existence of that disappearance card in your game, this is still the case. As a result, gulag not being limited to 3 turns is actually a benefit to players imprisoned there.
perhaps people in the gulag could also be counted as "dissapeared", at least until they manage to break out. that way it still provides a temporary risk
The real hell is the one where we don't take the good parts from each idea and demonize the other in its entirety.
this is coutered by the only way to win and not die is to land on ration and rebellion spaces so the gulag is actually a penelty similar to in the beggining of monopoly because this game cant progress past that point
Perhaps there should be a thing such as "Gulag" cards, in which you must always draw should you fail to roll out of the gulag. These should be more dangerous than rebellion and ration cards, and thus make it a bad spot to go to.
@@LoserLilith I think that's the best addition, with something added for 2-3 players so it isn't just "quickly in gulag, game over"
I’m cracking up at the whole concept of the going missing card. 😂
In my language, your surname means "a plural amount of people defecating". Salute comrade
Finally someone who doesn’t freaking hate monopoly just because “it takes too long”
Monopoly is fast for me bc i shit on my parents hard in it
I love playing Monopoly, and the longevity really helps. Tensions get higher and you have to think carefully.
i dislike monpoly because you simply roll a dice and almost nothing else. there's almost no skill involved
"So I bought one... on Amazon." That was so smooth, I burst out laughing!
So much anti-system dedication 😂
Were gonna need more monopoly games like this like anarpoly (runs under extremist ideas of anarchists) leftopoly (incorporates leftist ideas of a perfect economy with less goverment control) and stone age monopoly (takes economic stuff from the past)
Anarpoly would be very interesting depending on whose Anarchy we’re basing this off
isn't all monopoly anarchic though there is no rule police the players are all willingly following the rules through a mutual agreement
@@giovannicristellon3853 There is jail though
Colonial monopoly sounds like it could be fun if it was a quite heavily modified version of normal monopoly. Probably in poor taste though.
@@vladprus4019 the idea of a prison isn't inherantly un-anarchist. i, a self described anarchist, oppose prisons, but i know that's not necessarily the case for all anarchists
Adam Blampied at No Rolls Barred has a video where they play a game of Communist monopoly. By the end of the game, both players are trying to die. 😂
He painted over the most unpopular version of monopoly
w0manopoly
Based
To be fair, this game is more closely accurate to the original monopoly than the board you used to make it
The ending bit with the FBI was the best part
Pretty sure there the totally not real secret police which totally don’t exist
Americans make fun of the secret police when they have the CIA and FBI
Can’t have inflation where there’s no money
“You are under arrest” *Proceeds to arrest them with bullets*