The Most USELESS Magic Items in Your Inventory
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Welcome one and all, come inside horno's hole!
Doesn't matter if your small, or as big as a troll!
Horno's got potions, goblets, and trinkets galore!
It all fits in his hole and there's room for much more!
Yes it's true, poeple will often peg him as a jester
Because he charges so low, yet his hole never festers!
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy - ตลก
What other useless items do you think Horno should have in stock?
Ring of invisibility but your only invisible when no one is looking.
- a knife that glows in the dark and has a compass in the hilt
- a sword that doesn't injure you, but instead gives its victims erectile dysfunction
- a rock with a big spike on it
A broken Minecraft watch nothing special about it is just broken watch
The severed hand of grogrofitch, welder of the frost region. touching it to any object makes that object uncomfortably cold.
The whip of getting whipped.
I like the detail that he only says "dirty gnome" after deliberately placing the pen down, implying that the pen had no effect on what he said after that point.
Or the effect is permanent
It's just a regular pen. He just uses it to declare his belief in hope that there will be no consequences
He does sell a suspiciously high amount of gnome-skin products.
he also found the bottle IN the genie lmfao.
he's just saying what we're all thinking
For a second there when the sword was introduced I was worried there would be an actually useful product
I mean, if the sword's properties work while it's a fork, you'd have a fork that could both be used as a weapon and a terrifying way to eat food.
@@doozy5184Divine smite the vegetables.
So you are saying the Obamanomicon is not useful?!?
@@bugzilla318or your tongue…
It _was_ useful...
You actually put down the potion of delayed sneezing at the start of the video, the level of detail is immaculate.
Just checked, it's true😅
Omg that's awesome, see THIS kinda detailing is why WWG is fucking amazinggg
I really hope horno's is a permanent installment on this channel. I gotta see this guy at least once a year.
Next sketch is a new installment!
The scabbard had me feeling genuine pain
I was very hurt
I definitely took some kind of damage I’m just unsure what kind still or where
Don't worry, that sword was *definitely* a fake. You can't get such a powerful artifact for only 800,000 dollars, unless the seller doesn't know that it is such a powerful artifact. And artifacts also don't get affected by altering magics.
The Clock'o'lantern honestly is something I would enjoy having. Like, it wouldn't be USEFUL, but I'd still enjoy it
I'd love a "You're late for work" at 3 AM
It reminds me of the Sheikah Stones from Zelda. Except even more useless
I think just once it should have said the exact time stamp the video was at
Joy bringing is certainly a use 😁
When I checked the web earlier I think I saw a gnome or dwarf running off with it
The immediate checking for the boomerang of suspenseful return and the second check shortly after absolutely sent me.
"Boomerang time!"
Great Shield of Piercing
-pierces through your enemies
-pierces through your enemies' equipment
-pierces through your own hand
-pierces through anything when given the slightest amount of force (it's falling to the center of the earth as we speak)
Retail Value: 20 assorted korh'lor fruits
WSN Value: One Rupee
🤣
isn't that basically just a lightsaber?
@@idontwantahandlethough no it's a shield!? Cant you read?!
not available for delivery, pick up only...
Love the on-going gag of Horno accidentally (or stupidly on purpose) trying out the magic items, especially the ones that foreshadow tragic but comedic outcomes.
The amnesia potion and the delayed sneeze was great 😆
That clearly wasn’t the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. It was clearly the Boomerang of Deceit which tricks you into thinking it’s the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. The Boomerang of Suspenseful Return will clearly return in the next episode when we least expect it.
It was suspenseful, but not surprising. The boomerang of surprising return would show up next video
but you expected it, it should return in the first episode, which i do not remember very well.
Clearly
@@Tomattoism Sorry my guy. I was 4 potions of clearsight deep when I wrote that.
@@Protanly thanks for the clarification
The Boomerang of Suspensful Return is such a brilliant idea that I absolutely have to steal it for my campaign.
Wait until they forget about it in a few sessions and have it come back during the worst possible moment in combat
The boomerang returns 1d3 sessions later when you least expect it, automatically crits the person who threw it
I plan on having it break through a window and knock down a lot of glass furniture during a stealth mission xD
@@negative6442I don’t know if it’s funnier for the boomerang to hit the player who threw it, or for it to hit a completely different party member lol
@@sketchycat6223 Gotta roll a 1dX to see who it hits lol
Notice how he rubs the potion of delayed sneezing on his hands at 0:05
the fact he continues with the gnome racism right AFTER putting the feather down lmao
This might be my new favorite series of sketches
It's truly an endless series of creative hilarity
Indeed I hope they keep these coming they’ve got such great joke density
This is the best sketch series for anyone who’s ever had a regular tabletop group and wondered what happens to all the random magic items you’ve picked up over the years and sold off to fund your barony or whatever. I have to imagine that’s how Horno generally comes by his stock. Well that, or dead adventurer estate sales.
I love the completely unnecessary detail of him just putting down the potion of delayed sneezing as the video starts
I'm loving the return of some of my absolute favorite sketches from the Wizards! Thank you for returning to some classic characters while still keeping that Wizards charm.
wait there's more of these?
@@joaquinillo_yea there's a playlist linked at the end of the video
IMMEDIATE grin on my face when I saw the thumbnail, this is like my favorite series you guys have made. I've made "The New Orc Times" an actual company in my 5E world because you all, and the magic items are always fun to implement if I feel like bullying my party. The boomerang of suspenseful return will definitely be making its way into my campaign soon.
The scabbard of fine dining would actually make a great defensive tool. Assuming you have the agility and dexterity to utilize it properly.
Stop right there criminal scum.
"What..... A fork?..... What have you done in the name of Skyrim"... What do you mean that makes no sense, whats in the name of Earth sounds ridiculous."
Reverse pickpocket BiS
Yes! I thought Horno wouldn't return but my assumption had no foundation after all. As a fantasy enjoyer, i absolutely adore this series. Thank you, Wizards, for your brilliant comedy!
I love these videos
He definitely sells snake oil to make any of your pets 10% longer.
I threw one of those suspensful boomerangs once. Still living in fear.
You just have to stop loving in fear mate. Granted, that's when it'll get you, but hey, once it gets you, it can't get you anymore
I appreciate the fact that he still hopes for money the most as a birthday gift
I hope you guys never stop making these videos. There's just SO MANY good dnd ideas in here. If I ever get a group together I'm 100% making this salesman a character. The players will have enough for a singular low end actual magic item, or they can stop by the park for the crazy wizard and his cart.
I have had the idea for a while to use an AI of Dennis Prager's voice as "Denny Prager, Conservative DM"
It should have Morrowind amounts of racism in it but actual real world racism used in even dumber ways than any elder scrolls game could hope to*! And lots of weird diatribes about non-racist things as well, but yeah
Idk why Prager feels like the guy for this role in my head but he gives me worst case scenario Zordon from power rangers vibes and I gotta use em lol
(* - This is not a challenge or a dare or anything, Todd... if you're reading this, please don't feel a need to display the true power of Bethesda Game Studios)
I am filled with childlike whimsy at the notion of this becoming a long-running series.
And by the way I love that there's some actual mythology in here with the potion of amnesia being from the river Lethe.
I also love that the delayed sneezing potion contains gesuntite ore
I don't know why but every time I purchase a bottle of amnesia it's always empty.
Of all the esoteric items featured, the one I find most mysterious was what appeared to be a grimoire or magical tome titled “Joey” that was tapped about 2:36. It must have some amnestic properties because I don’t remember any character like that in any show about companions ever. Good show!
need the 24/7 live stream of this
This is fucking BRILLIANT, probably my fav series by you guys
Edit: the potion of amnesia had me rolling
@3:10 this boomerang starting to give me anxiety with its suspense.
man you guys keep revisiting your greatest hits and i'm here for it
Level 3 staff would honestly be interesting for non magic or low magic casters. ANY level 3 spells can be used while using the staff.
If it can cast ANY level 3, its gotta be able to cast at least one or two level 4 spells, right?
@@xaius4348no.
*fireball intensifies*
So could you cheat and use level it to get level two magic as a scrub or non caster interesting.
Wait.. Fireball is a level 3 spell, isnt it?
He continues to look more like a vampire
The quality of these are amazing.
This guy is a better actor than 75% of netflix roles
The Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. What a classic.
Don't throw it.
I felt that peek coming after the first "moving on" and it still killed me. Perfect
Boomerang of suspenseful return was a master wizard level bit
I'm impressed with the fact that you didn't directly tell the audience that he spilled the sneezing potion and drank the amnesia potion
please never stop making these
"It's my birthday and I'm cut" made me laugh so much harder than it had any right to! 😂
LMFAO!!! "... (sigh) ... on a web ..." I love these little side-comments that colour the scene. Your skits are amazing.
We need the most honarable wizards content
Bro. I could watch Horno's Hole 24/7
The sneeze bit was priceless!
Disclaimer:Horno is not responsible for any injuries caused by cursed items
Or curses caused by injured items!
Though the sword has been turned into a spork
It is still the same material therefore the exorcising effects should still work, its just in a weird shape:)
Couldn't hurt to give it a try. It's just 0.89 after all. 😚
Maybe, but I doubt any swordsman would use it in battle.
@@leizero I'm not a swordsman, so I'll do it. It grants immunity to fear anyways. - What could go wrong?
Eat the ghosts they’re 0 calories
Horno's Hole sketches are my absolute favorite. I love seeing people talk nonchalantly about magic items and their insane level of danger.
It's criminal that there aren't any more of these.
fun fact, the pumkin says 4:30 once, at at 4 minutes and 30 seconds, he pauses and sneezes.
This is literally the only thing that I would watch all day and all night long
that potion of delayed sneezing was so good 😭
Man I love the worldbuilding for these sketches, they're my favorite
so glad he started for people who were just tuning in (i was unable to make it to the beginning of the broadcast this saturday at 9:00AM EST due to an unforgettable luncheon)
also i love these products and how they make fun of actual rpg pro/con magic items, the boomerang of suspenseful return was bloody hilarious
oh my god i love how the pumpkin only started working once he touched it, not only that but how every single joke stacks upon itself to multiply the boomerang. you guys are still some of the best comedic writers i've ever seen on youtube, i hope one day you can get your own show or something, this is fantastic.
That outtake was too much 😂
These are my absolute favorite skits.
Love you goofy bastards 😂
These D&D sketches are top tier! 😂😂
0:43 I have that exact pipe from Amazon, wasn't safe to smoke out of and now it's just a decoration
Aw man, what was wrong with it? Cuz it looks cool.
Horno's Hole is my favorite snake oik salesman. 10/10 my snakes have never been oilier
2:35 lol ain’t that the truth.
The “dirty gnome” line coming immediately after dropping the quill was such a good bit
I was looking out for the boomerang the entire video, and it was still unexpected
That “hmm” in the credits was hilarious.
He just has the perfect tone of distaste😂
Horno's magic item hole has to be one of my favorite series
Michael looks to be enjoying his special cocktail in this one
You bring up Skeent one more time and I'm gonna have to write up all the WwG lore
I can't believe the boomerang of suspenseful return returned how and when I most expected it
Dude, I like most of your videos, but this series is by far my favorite. Such a great and original idea; keep them coming!
We will try our best!!
The boomerang gag had me in stitches.😂
As a dirty gnome. These are my favorite sketches. They show of everyone's talents well in a technical sense. Except, I have one suggestion. It neglects one of you slightly as he is not technical.
I suggest a penn and teller element. A practitioner of the occult using his help like a guinea pig and to sell an illusion of power.
Just occasionally enough to keep you all relevant in every scene. Camera man, implied. For to be fair, the help might also be so dim as to sabotage his master on occasion, and being so dim we'd never be sure who was the more sympathetic.
Not like slapstick, or shock humor. Just kind of subtle but wild yet infrequent and absolutely played off as totally normal.
Forgive me, I always forget your names, and which belongs to whom. Also forgive me for being a Gnome, though yes dirty. I switched the boomerangs!
This is the best character on the entire channel.
Need more of these skits in my life
Jokes on you I need that potion, I have a cursed ring of growth I can’t take off.
Cinema at its finest
This is my favorite returning skit by far.
This was probably my favorite iteration of this series
Now, I want a clock that tells me its the most random times.
I'm seriously impressed that Horno found a season of "Joey" on DVD.
I love these sketches and I could watch countless more like it.
The quill part was clever!😂
4:09 that item would be useful for turning damaged/ useless blades into fine dining items so a rusty sword? Boom! Fine dining!
I will be taking all these and adding them into my campaign, thank you for selling them to my players, im sure they will adore especially the scabbard.
YOOOO Wizards! I just wanna say how much you inspire and make me and my friends laugh. Never Stop Making
The writing is extremely good.
YES!!! I've been wanting more of this series! I'm so glad to see it's back! Keep up the great work, you guys!
I called the number lmao. Didn't expect who answered. Good one Kings
The fork scabbard is legit very funny 😆
"Now this is a bottle I found 'IN' the Genie..." Guys.... Im dying.. I am so glad I discovered you 20 minutes ago. Im subbing on both my channels.
easily my favourite sketches ever
The return of that boomerang was certainly susspenful
Horno’s Magic Item Hole brightens my day
The subversion of expectations at the draught of amnesia segment was gold 10/10
Whenever I go to my grandparents house, they are always watching this. I just hope they don't buy anything from it. These all look like scam magic items
Hornos Hole by far the best skit series in TH-cam history
4:23 As a mythology nerd, i love the reference to Lethe, the river of...
F#%#!, I forgot...
At least, I have this nice bottle with a blue elixir inside
The subtle detail of Horno putting down the quill and THEN saying "It's double if you're a dirty gnome." is so funny
Never dissapoints. Awesome real laughs. Thanks guys
Joey is an American sitcom created by Scott Silveri and Shana Goldberg-Meehan. It is a spin-off to Friends, with Matt LeBlanc reprising his role as Joey Tribbiani. It premiered on NBC on September 9, 2004. Midway through the second season, the show was placed on a hiatus but returned on March 7, 2006. Only one more episode aired before the show was pulled. NBC canceled the series due to low ratings in May 2006.
i'll have this playing on a crystal ball in the tavern, thanks for the deals, guys!