This guy's STILL selling cursed magic items (and getting away with it).
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Welcome one and all, come inside horno's hole!
He take's apple pay! Or he'll trade for your soul
Horno's got potions, goblets, and trinkets galore!
Simply climb deep inside, and see what's in store :)
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy - ตลก
What other cursed items reside in Horno’s Hole?
The blade of courage: its a wooden sword that looks like a real sword and when wielded it gives you're opponents courage (it also gives you food poisoning some how)
The sword of up
If anyone gets that reference I’ll be very surprised
The Wand of Algorithmius: No one knows how it works and everyone hates you if you're holding it. If you figure out how it works the next time you pick it up it doesn't work that way again.
Everlasting Torch: This torch will never burn out, because it is completely and utterly fireproof. It will not light.
Proper use of Chekov's gun. It was seen and it was used. 10/10 would watch again.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed that
I was so sure it was goint to shoot him, the way he propped it up. Especially after the zoom when he shook the table.
@@humonchronos9048 that's what made the joke perfect. Subversion at its finest. Chef's kiss.
I love the bit cause the boomerang of suspense was a similar item
@@humonchronos9048honestly, I thought the same at first, then I thought they WEREN’T going shoot it as a twist, then they defied both those thoughts and surprised me still. Bravo Wizards for your clever writing, I’m not sure how many wizards you had to kill to get this power, but it was worth it.
"Decapistrate" and "Power Word: Peel" are metal as hell, gotta make those spells in my game.
😂😂😂😂😂
Does "Decapistrate" just tear off the top of your head and throw it out of the nearest window?
Power word: peel is such an op spell. The only question is, does it peel the target out of their armor and clothes or peel all their skin off, bypassing their garments?
If I knew Power Word: Peel, I would eat way more oranges than I do now.
Garber's ball of 30 spiders.
Checkov's gun, I need that. Great for establishing tension everywhere.
The bank.
The garage.
The wagon.
The bedroom.
Anywhere!
Yes!
Kept waiting for him to say "we'll get back to that" 😂
Lol I thought he was just going to leave it unmentioned for the rest of the video just to mess with us
But it does quadruple damage with Patsy's magic bullet.
Especially the bedroom. Keeps things spicy. When you tire of the regular affection! 😂
1. I thought that eyepatch was cursed with something horrible but no just a cyclopes sleep mask
2. Half expected for Chekhov's gun to never be used
yessss
me too
I thought Chekhov's gun was going to shoot itself
I thought the Boomerang of Unexpected Return would be back in this episode, and it wasn't. Another proof of the quality of the product.
It’ll be back someday, it may not be this day or the next, heck it may not even be a year from now but it’ll be back.
I'd love it if it returned in a completely unrelated video to this series.
@@do-khyi omg this idea is perfect!😂
@@do-khyiit would be unexpected
Ive given up at this point tbh
I’d totally buy that eye of impermanence if it hadn’t just disappeared like that. Shame.
Wait, what eye?
can I lay my own witch's egg? kinda on a budget recently
It almost brings a tear to my eye that there exist wizards who do not have a witch charmed into their service to lay all the eggs they'll ever need and eat all the newts you don't need. Do you even transmute?
@@enatsu_shiroithose wizards are just lazy
@@enatsu_shiroi im just going to back away slowly
Sure, first you'll need to:
1) Eat the meat of a virgin hen baptized in holy water and sacrificed to a false god
2) Summon and sleep with an incubus. Careful as they can get a bit overattached, though that can be taken advantage of if you want multiple eggs.
3) Do the chicken dance under a blood moon
And within 4-8 days you should be able to lay an egg.
I think it's you who has to know if you can or can not lay an egg...
"Chekhov's gun: Casts four shadows" was pure genius
Is this a reference?
@@TheCat_3not sure about the shadows, but chekovs gun is a literary rule where if a gun is in the background of a scene it should be used
@@TheCat_3 Foreshadows
@@joydivider805 oh that's actually amazing
@@joydivider805 i feel stupid
God I live for Horno’s Hole
Phrasing, my guy. Phrasing. 😂
@@JThera good question.
Musta been your secret in that urn
I know, it’s so great being in that hole
I'd live IN horno's hole!
I don’t know why but “the map that leads to the rest of the map” was the hardest I’ve laughed all day
I'm almost embarrassed of how much that simple joke made me laugh
What does the completed map lead to
@@asagoldsmith3328your mother’s abode
@@asagoldsmith3328y'know those signs that say "you are here"?
the map leads to itself.
That was pretty good. Brevity is the soul of wit afterall
I love the idea that mimes actually don't normally mime invisible walls, they normally try to mind their own business, but people keep trapping them in boxes.
Really useful, ought to finally stop those terrifying mimes in their tracks
It's gone
It's gone
in Horno's hole
i NEED a band of goofy goblin slaves to follow me on my quests and play jolly tunes
and i would fillet my own 2 legs just to watch someone eat my shoes.
god it's actual torture. i can't believe GGG added this at all
Don't we all. Don't we all.
Power word Peel sounds scarier than power word kill.
Lets hope that spell never misses...
I love how the cork stayed in the bottle even after it got blasted
What was the joke? It's the only 1 I didn't get.
@@studentdrakesomeone put a quark in a lidless bottle. Thats the joke
No, the bottle can’t spill therefore it can’t be emptied, so the cork can’t come out. Add that to Chekhov’s gun (if a writer features a gun in a story, there must be a reason for it, such as it being fired some time later in the plot) and it’s perfect
I impulse shopped here at 2 in the morning, and now I'm cursed. 10/10.
i got a spiritually transmitted disease from one of the marital aids they sell 😢
Yeah, but the curse is that your insides smell like vanilla, so....
I d like to see the origin story of why the assistant is lobotomised
He's actually part of a cursed item that isn't for sale.
He stared at the eye of object impermanence for way too long.
He used to be Horno's loan provider but when he couldn't make a payment he instead offered him Gornak the Orc Quack's Draft of Willful Intelligence
I lost it at "it will flay your legs AND eat your shoes" in that order
Someone tell Horno he is loved and accepted for who he is.
Everyone’s talking about the eye, or the gun, but “the map that leads to the rest of this map” had me slapping my knee pretty hard, I tell you what.
After watching all of Horno's segments, I'm realizing that gnome skin is the most versatile material in the world.
That's why gnomes have been hunted almost to extinction.
You're thinking of giant foreskin.
They've been passing it off as gnome, goblin and orc skin for YEARS now.
If this channel was nothing but Horno's Hole I would still be super happy.
My man is SLAYING with that eyeliner
I think I'm gonna add this series as a canon thing in my DnD games and allow players to buy these objects
This idea is gonna end so horribly I just know it😂
Let me know when there’s an update on the campaign
I was almost sure the
Chekhov's gun was gonna be a red herring.
"This.. is a Red Herring. First attunad by the great wizard Marlin, this aquatic-shaped artifact causes its user to speak in fish puns. Honestly, it's kinda carp."
Next, we have the loosely-related Paper Crown of the Nigerian Prince - bestowing the wearer with phising posts pertaining to red inheritance. No, it's not from Burger King - he really is a prince! The price is only 10,000 gold, and you'll receive 6,000,000 gold in return at some point in the future! Merge your blues, with red inheritance, for some charismatic purple rain - and add this lovely piece to your collection, today!
That would have been cool! If in the end scene instead of using the gun to shoot the bottle, just without any mention the gun was replaced on screen with a prop red herring.
I hope they read our comments down here. They could make a new one of these every week!
They need to do "Red Herring" where he tells you to " keep your eye on this one, folks!"
teachers calling an abacus an abracadabracus is a genius way to get kids to learn math 🤣
How? Kids don't learn math by using abacuses
Coming back to the roots huh? A lot of wizardry and a bit of gun
I hope nothing bad happens in this episode...
Especially concerning the gun...
Something bad happened=(
i wonder what's gonna happen with that gun
Nothing actually
That damn Round Council, I haven't been able to find my xylophone ever since the Great Thaumaclysm!
That Chekhov’s gun bit was a next level set up and punchline
I was half expecting it to be ignored for the subversion but the punchline works as wwll
Ah Yes, Find xylophone, the most forbidden of the forbidden spells
I thought he said flying xylophone at first and i was like that terrifying imagine the sounds of dropping them on people 😂
As it should be. Who the hell WANTS to find a xylophone?
Me: "I cast power word: Peel."
My DM: "No you do not."
YES this is my favorite reoccurring youtube sketch XD
Thanks for beringing much laughter into our lives again, u guys the goat.
"im gay" really friggin got me
Power word: Peel sounds horrifying, ngl
Probably should've used Power Word: Peel on that cork.
Hornos hole changed my life
I lost it when he placed Chekov’s gun on the display
I need to get my hands on that stupid bag, I'm willing to pay for it with three witch eyes and a unicorn hair
When his voice got so soft saying "power word peel" I died
I expected object impermanence to make him forget that Chekhov’s gun was loaded.
The Eye looks fucking cool.
what eye?
What are you talking about I have no idea
it's gone. it's just gone.
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sad to see Horno is closeted. hope he finds a nice man one day
Don't believe the jar of lies
We live for happy Hornos in this household!
The jar is right though shame should stay hidden.
by gadalfs grey pube, my essential oils have made me grow another hand on my hand
So this is actually the jar of lies and it makes up stuff out of thin air
I’m so glad this has become a reoccurring series on the channel. It’s such an interesting idea and there’s so much to explore with.
Horn of the wild knight is carved from the WHAT?!
That's gross, man! Nasty!
I cannot stress just how much I love this series, please keep making it
HORNNOOOOO
Horno is in my top 5 holes on the internet
If the boomerang of suspense doesn't hit him in the next one, I will be refunding my purchase IMMEDIATELY
This might be my favorite segment from you guys; I could watch a whole hour special of this!
If you end up making few more, you should release a compilation at the end of the year or something!
"Book of Baby Names from the 9 Hells" I laughed way too hard at that. LMAO
this bit is spectacular
Finally, we saw a wizard with a gun.
Y'all never miss.
With Ashnard's Flintlock of Seekers, a wondrous item enchanted to fire Magic Missile at whoever last gave you a shifty look for carrying a firearm. It can be yours for the low low price of 250 Gold Pieces, or the missing card from my knockoff Deck of Many Things I don't know where it is please help.
Im the previous owner of the Horn of the Wild Knight. Quite frankly the morning bowel troubles were manageable, it was the racist snake dreams that were just too darn confusing, i had to sell it
Next episode: This guy's STILL selling cursed items (Gone wrong!)
I already know this is gonna be an absolute banger of a video
This series feels timeless, you could tell me this came out in 2013 and I'd believe you. Also the Chekhov's gun joke was well executed.
4:23 I thought the lid would come flying off, and his elbow would hit the gun, causing it to fire
I love this!! It's definitely my favourite ongoing series from y'all
Hilary kitchen and hornos hole back to back, have we hit the golden age?
Do you have any items that could cure my dad’s invisibility curse?
the chekovs gun bit has me giggling before even before the payoff, like im just at the mime part but i cant get my mind off if ur gonna just do nothing with the gun just for the sake of double subversion
I'm just beginning the video and Chekhov's gun was just brought out. Boy I sure do hope nothing comes from this.
This is by far one of my favorite series you guys make always kills me.
Power Word Peel actually sounds horrific. Imagine putting that in D&D, use it on a cultist and their skin gets ripped off...
The Map of Dadness, it can show you where anything is but if you ever ask for directions you will forget all of your kids.
Please just make an entire playlist of these videos.
I was convinced the gun wouldn't be used until a subsequent video lmao
absolute best (and only?) chekov’s gun comedy i’ve ever seen. so good
Gotta love the continued use of the gnome skin gag.
You already know what I'm going to say. I'm not even gonna watch the video before I say it. Instant banger. Thank you, I love you guys.
I fucking love Horno's Hole!
IDK if I'd say he's getting away with it...mans absolutely cursed beyond belief
The phone number being for a dating service is really funny
I’m guessing you called? 😂
Probably my favorite series you guys have. Great job! Keep it up!
Horno's Hole is tight, please give us more
This whole series is pure genius. All 4 of them are masterpieces and completely hilarious.
Object of impermanence got me over and over again. Then, the urn of secrets
Yesterday I was just wishing I could see more of Horno's Hole, what serendipity
I specifically asked for more peehole artifacts.
Got to give him credit - Chekhov's Gun worked perfectly.
Love these ones. Great video!
3:45 I knew it 😮
The Abracadabrus - made by Sodometrius... small portals, beads smell funny. 10/10 genius, this is why I pause all your videos to read everything.
The Chekhov's gun joke instantly killed me you guys are fantastic 😂
THESE ARE MY FAVORITE from you guys!
That gun joke was great
i thought it wasnt going to be used and that was the joke
I laughed so hard when he pointed it at his face and cocked it. Perfect
samee@@yodaman8015
couldn’t focus on the joke, not sure why
Where do I buy those items from, the number isn't working.
I would watch 24 straight hours of hornos magic item hole
I always poke my head around periodically to see if more Horno's hole videos got uploaded. By far the funniest stuff I've seen in awhile
When do you think he'll start selling human beings?????
Last time I was this early I was in Horno’s hole, who do you think got the genie lamp out?
Introducing Chekov's gun in the first minute... great, now I'm tensed up for the rest of the video.
What a treat to see a new installment of Horno’s Magic Item Hole!
“This is fun at parties, fun at funerals too”😭😭💀
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!