Megachurch Pastors Try to Predict the Apocalypse
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Here's a thorough list from the book of Etreesions that sums up everyone who WON'T be raptured into Heaven come Judgments Day:
Sorcerers
Liars
Thieves
Dentists
People with Velcro wallets
People who wear cargo shorts above the knees
Rondald McDondald and his Hamburger, Grimace
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy
Besides all the yogurt boiling, what else happens during the end times?
You urinate feces and ejaculate urine and poop semen. Not that I'd know.
Diarrhea for all
Arizona Iced tea becomes a $1.00
Ben Shapiro Sings WAP on stage with Cardi B
Covid-20
These mega pastors drippy as hell for the end of days
Drip to end all drip
Drip while you RIP is important
When you go to meet god you know you gotta look nice
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 I hope I meet God while wearing a muumuu. Would be so hilarious.
More people need to have this realization in these exact words
I'm fascinated by the rogue cowboy. For some reason, I can only picture him with Daniel's face.
It's Danniel for sure!
Daniel can’t die though
They just said he was gunned down
@@redhood545
Gunned down doesn't mean dead.
@@redhood545 Deadpool’s also been gunned down, your point? This is Daniel we’re talking about
"This is free for $100" is such a good joke for when products say "free, just pay $59.99 shipping and handling."
The amount of time i check eBay for a good deal and find something for 50 dollars free shipping and the same thing for 30 dollars, 20 dollars for shipping.
That's the same god damn price!
I also just noticed this time around that when he says "Complimentary Mark of The Beast disguise kit", it flashes "$75" on screen.
I hope they make so many of these. They always give me a good chuckle.
Most products are free if you think about it not at all.
@@AzrageWait until you find out how much the brown-nosing Mark of the Beast disguise kit costs.
That catheter thing was so romantic. It’s like eating spaghetti and accidentally slurping the same noodle.
i never want to see “catheter” and “slurp” in the same statement
@@theotherauthor740 same here LMAO
@@theotherauthor740 yum yum
The Holy Hand Grenade gag never gets old
We all need a holy grenade in our lives
@Braiden’s world I have three next to my Bible. Got to fight off the demons at night
count to three!
1
2
5 er 3
Do we have a lion...
A witch...
And a wardrobe?
The true sign of the end times will be when Wizards With Guns gets 1,000,000 subscribers.
Holy shit, only 100k subs? Their content is so good, I didn't realize they had so little exposure
Nice comment
@@that_guy_standing5754 seriously, this channel is so good
I hope it comes soon.
This comment will age well in about a year or 2
The way these guys excalate the comedy is brilliant. Love their content.
ARE U TELLING ME TO LOVE THEIR CONTENT!?
@@alex.g7317 YES DO IT NOW!!!
@@PeanutButterWasTaken NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean by shouting ?
Yeah ... absolutely comedic geniuses .
..
excalate? man…its fucking escalate
It's good to see that Reverend Ruby Ranch survived his nail problem and the ornaments
They'll survive the grenade problem too I bet
The good Lord protects
GOLDEN BAPTISM 😂😂😂 Great job guys!!!🔥
Thank you 😊
The triple take at 4:07 is great. He notices, he's confused, then he's just disappointed. There, there, Reverend Ranch.
0:33 subtle foreshadowing
I just started watching this channel a little over a week ago. Watched a bunch of videos already and to see the next iteration of one of your best series come out live is a real joy. God Bless.
Thanks Zero Dark!
I know, I loved this video
@@Wizards_with_Guns This is quite funny and even if you guys are not Christian I still respect you for taking them time to point out the issues with Megachurches. Also I'm quite sure the bible explicitly states that none but God will know when the end times starts.
A quality sermon from my favorite pastors!
Hallelujah
The picture of the devil part, I don't know why but I'm crying from laughing so hard. Great work
2:16 "Rondald McDondald and his hamburger grimace" XD
"This is free for $100"
LOL *"Now... how do we know the endtimes hath be'pon'd us??"*
Bravo sirs! 👏 👏 👏 🌹🌹
hahaha thank you I was trying to think of how to write be'pon'd
2:09 holy moly, is that the limited edition print of the Obamanomicon with Slurt!
THE END IS NIGH
FOR YOU, BILL NYE
I quote this on the dauly
The fact that i got a legit ad FOR THE BIBLE on this video is killing me.
I was already exhaling from my nose at the "BILL BILL BILL BILL" bit, I already knew the rest of this would be gold lmao
6:14 - That conjoined catheter raises so many questions...but none that anyone wants to ask
I think that these pastors are actually in hell and they're just recounting their punishments while thinking its still real life. Those demons must be the equivalent of fast food workers.
I’m starting to think these “pastors” have some kind of Unus Anus type deal going on where they die multiple times and get replaced/come back to life. For instance, Ruby Ranch already died before in the Christmas episode after eating an ornament and falling on a nail if I remember correctly. That means it would have to come last in the timeline, but they also both presumably die here as well, or at least get their legs blasted off. You could just say that these episodes are completely separate, but I don’t think so. WWG has proved that all the other sketches take place in the same universe through references and reoccurring characters, the first of which was Daniel. He seems to be central to this channel, and definitely has some anomalous abilities, including turning a raisin into a grapefruit, (“see, Terrys Cookoff Extravaganza”) and quickly appearing like some scp 096 shit to impale a man with a baguette without breaking it. (See “Male Karen’s are the Worst”) It would make sense for the “G is for Jesus” series to take place in some pocket dimension/artificial universe like MatPat theorized in his unus anus video, but Daniel “answering” the phones in the previously mentioned Christmas episode throws a wrench in that theory.
They are already in hell where these corrupt, gospel of wealth, megachurch pastors belong.
No it’s more like cane and Abel, the immortal brothers in the Bible
Idk man able didn’t seem very immortal when Cain busted his head in with a rock…
Inb4 they're actually in hell, unknowingly making a fool of themselves in front of a live demonic audience for all eternity.
i like how you refer to them as an "it" as if they aren't human at all
The timing of “My daughter… died-“ 😂
I love these guys so much. I'm genuinely pissed off that the algorithm hasn't picked their channel yet
Oh, but it has
I get "the end is nigh- for you, Bill Nye!!" Stuck in my head
LMFAO....‘Righteous Hand Grenades’......i’m ☠️😂 ‘Golden Baptism’......😂
Just started watching these guys about 6 months ago and compared to other similar sketch/improve comedy channels they stand out a ton. Its a real shame on youtube not giving these guys more exposure. Idk what their Facebook presence is like but if they cut some good reels together I'd bet their subs would increase greatly. If their already heavy on FB and still dont get more fans then I know that this is the true sign of the end of times.
“I know I was there”. I’m dying
This is free for $100 fuck sake that caught me off guard
This entire video had been laughing out loud the whole time. I love you guys, you're so underrated. Please keep it up!
I love how their implied to actually be satanists. It add depth to the jokes. Matthew 24:5
The reference to the Palmarian Bible was wonderful.
Everytime I thought the jokes would start to peter out you just kept taking it further lmao
The best ending to any of your sketches, Loving y'alls work!
I love how you switched the books they read every so often
Good to see Ruby has recovered from that horrendous head injury from the Christmas broadcast. We are truly blessed. 🙏
Brilliant satire, I loved it so much, COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME. God bless you 🙏
The phone number just is a survey for if you’re 50 and older or not. Great job boys. Great job.
This hit me right in the sports center
“Yeah I know I was there” killed me
We might need a Pt 2 with current events increasing on the daily
I wait everyday with my fellow wizzlers for a new episode and I’m never disappointed by the quality.
They foretold grimaces birthday
The hooves of a goat, the horns of a ram, the body of a goat and the face of a sheep? Terrifying!
I'm living my hell right now. Ran out of lotion, & my skin just won't stop being dry. Tried rubbing saucy spare ribs on my body, will let you know the results
Keep us posted
It’s ridiculous this channel doesn’t have 1 million + subs come on people
"This is free for 100 dollars" 😂😂😂
Luv demz wizzyz!!!
This is my favorite of your recurring bits.
'Or Broke free'.. Top line at 2:18.. You guys actually wrote something in the Elder Futhark for a frame & 1\2 ... Freakin love y'all
"BILL BILL BILL BILL" is so much funnier than it should be lmao
this is probably one of my favorite videos on the platform
Haircuts are looking fresh gentlemen 💯
2:26 Brilliant. They say that the Bible has no description of Satan.... when in reality it says he is a (7 headed) red dragon. They know their shit.
Love when new WWG drops!!!
Pulling pin from the second grenade is one of the best jokes ever
I fucking love you guys. Thank you.
i dont know why it took this long to find this channel but its very clearly under rated, you guys are hilarious
No one talking about how this is brcoming the best comedy horror fan footage ive ever seen.
A nice ending for a funny saga. Praise Horvath
This is in the top 3 best for me. Ending was perfect
Of course the Devil would go to Cracker Barrel; the restaurant notoriously known for giving the green apple splatters.
Dang that happens every time at our fall festival
I must say my dear lads this is one god tier episode of this holy series! I hope my two favorite disciples god continue to deliver the holy message. Praise Horvath I MEAN-
Hearing “This is free for 100$” rly got me 😂
I only just found you guys. I broke through the spells of algorithmius. I love your content please don't give up. You guys are freaking hilarious and a breath of fresh air from the normal TH-cam garbage.
this feels like one of those adult swim sketches
So glad these guys came back
Honestly the g is for Jesus series is one of the funniest things on this site rn
"Rondald McDondald and his hamburger Grimace" is one of the funniest phrases I've ever heard
I've watched this maybe five times and the Bill Nye joke still gets me
As someone who requires the need of intermittent catheters... that ending got me good.
"i drew this in my sleep"
me:so your possessed by bill cipher?
I love this channel so much, it’s absolutely hilarious, especially the g is for Jesus series
"Do we have a lion? a witch? a wardrobe?"
One would think to just put the pins back into the grenades. But you gotta respect the pull out game, I suppose... 😔💥
6:01 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Peñis!"
this feels like a Brandon Rogers kind of video and I love it lmao.
Most underrated channel I know
ending was absolutely inspired. incredible comedy engineering.
My two favourite preachers are back!
My god you guys are incredible lol! The ending was so perfect. When they said ew and dropped the grenades lol
we need more megachurch pastors
3:13 “Now-Now, my daughter…-I have a daughter-…DIED…” I keep forgetting where this line is in the G is for Jesus series, but I keep going through the playlist looking for it because it always cracks me up. 😂
You guys know how to end a skit, that's for sure!
The megachurch pastors are my fav bit from you guys
I'm so glad I found your videos this is the best
Man, Captain Bible and these guys should do a crossover broadcast
So much red in the church
Nice video
This was beautiful
♥️ you guys are awesome. Thanks for all your great work
"Do we have a....lion, a witch, or a wardrobe?" got me laughing so bad 😂 Did not expect the Narnia thing to come back like that. You guys are fkin hilarious
dude the pause before golden babtism is awesome
I knew it was coming but when they showed the tube was connected I lost it. I died. Metaphorically and was risen literally
"puts a bad taste in my mouth"
"golden baptism"
you guys rock
Can't ever get enough G is for Jesus
RIP Reverend Titus' Junk 🫡
This is my new favorite video
Lmfao I love how when they said no need to start a panic the countdown popped up 😂😂😂