Magic item salesman is clearly going out of business.
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What other "useful" magic items do you think Horno has in his inventory?
Bad dragon butt plug for sure
A dead spider that turns into a giant plastic penguin for October into December
A mythical cat of calling
A peanut utter sandwhich (It speaks of the future.)
cats that eat dogs
There’s something morbidly hilarious about having an orb that can see into alternate timelines and you see yourself like….. just doing the same thing except slightly different
Didn't know alternate me was into THAT kind of pron.
If there were alternate universes that are similar enough to this one that I would exist in them, I would also probably be doing similar things in many of them.
@koolkrafter5 I know, I just thought it was funny imagining yourself in an alternate universe as like a billionaire or the guy that cures a disease or something, and then you get an orb that lets you peek into other timelines, and you’re still a bartender at TGI Fridays lol
I see a world where I ordered the fajitas, this saddens me
@@TheCat_3You really wanted the fajitas, but didn't dare order them?
😮😢
I love how he just casually sold his soul in a faustian bargain to demonstrate a product
Or he's just really good at playing off that he fell for the scam.
It's not like there is a huge demand or market for them anywhere. Still a bargain.
He's good at selling
I’m surprised he had his soul for this long!
I'm sure he has safeguards like the Medic from TF2
LET'S GO ANOTHER EPISODE OF HORNO'S HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m hyped, I love seeing inside franks hole now and again!
YESSSSS! PEAK WWG!
I LOVE ITTTTTTT
My favorite wizards with guns skit honestly
My grandma would watch Horno’s hole late at night. One time she bought the object of impermanence…….I still don’t know why she has dementia
They went out and found like 40 different cup props for a 20 second bit. Legend
Assuming that’s not just what they use as everyday cups in their house lol
lowk
"Friends. Sorry for the mass emailing. If you guys have any cups please bring them by the studio before noon tomorrow for filming. We appreciate it. Just medieval type cups only. Maybe a small cup if you have one."
One step closer to having that 8 hour playlist, so I can feel like I fell asleep watching tv in the 90s.
Just waiting for the 12 hour charity livestream for the CCSF (Chimera Children Separation Fund)
The 1990s? Or rather the 0090's
@@foxi13x 4090s.
@@foxi13xPossibly the 90s of the 1,000 years of forgotten secrets.
Not to be confused of the previous millennium the 1,000 years of oversharing.
@@foxi13x 90BT
He was a chair. A chair who fell in love with the dude selling things. hahahahaha
Maybe he's used to the salesman sitting on him 👀
At least in one timeline he was.
I mean, that salesman guy probably sat his ass in that chair
i think he just used the mirror wrong
There's an anime about this believe it or not.
I love how tortured the rhymes were
It really works best when you mock from afar, Gruntilda Style.
Honestly i lost him in that part after like 4 5 words
It was even more tortured than the puppet wizard.
I can't believe Horno's Hole is going out of business, I bought my wedding ring there.
Truth be told my wife DID turn into a level 63 Mud Demon from the Bog Witch's Swamp, but we made it work.
oh come on, don't act like that was a surprise, you know damn well they tell you what the ring does before they sell it to you.
i'm not kinkshaming, but at least be honest about it and don't insult the naturally-spawned elemental creatures of the world
Tech deck flip was truly beautiful, that's a sign of a successful business not a struggling one
Check out @flipboarddan on tiktok!
Finger Flip was on Point. ❤
Unfortunately that was in the different curtains universe, Horno could never do that flip in our reality.
6:07 this man has 100% murdered the entire dinner rush population of at least one local Chili's, likely within the last week.
"...is clearly going out of business." The giant spider still has half the inventory, doesn't it.
on a wehhb
I don't get why he doesn't just hire some adventurers.
@@AjitAdonisManilal the only thing he could pay them with is the "sword of stealing spider hordes"
@@qhu3878actually, that last word was not “hordes…”
He's been selling all of Horno's stock on the dark web.
I love the awkward pauses in these sketches… lol the delivery is always so perfect on the bizarre timing.
“He used to be a chair… … … before.” Lmao
There’s no reason for such weird pauses but they work!
Is this the wrong time to ask for a refund on my staff of enternal hemorrhoids.
This is this funniest comment ive seen in ages
Lemme guess. You thought it was for casting on others? We’ve all made that mistake.
Wait, do you mean internal or eternal? Or... both.
@@pedanterrific212 I hope it's internal, because eternal hemorrhoids sounds unbelievably horrifying!
@@pedanterrific212 both.
The little snap in this moment 3:38 when he breaks the mirror SENDS me.
Love the new Neil lore. Used to be a chair.
Noticed the curtains were different, but dismissed it only for it to come back
Neil is my favorite character in Horno's Hole
Chekhovs gun strikes again
Before
That's only in that other universe. He was a stool in this one
Technically the Neil lore only applies to the orange curtain universe. We don’t know if that applies to the main red curtain universe.
2:00 i love the subtle implication that he fell for the paper mache gem
The reinforcement/continuation with the mirror was the icing
Subtle? That was the whole joke...
Tbh, the ‘sleight of hand’ finger movements were so over the top I thought he was trying to deliberately demonstrate that this wasn’t actually a paper mache demon soul gem, just a hunk of glass and some construction paper. Didn’t even consider he might be speaking from experience till I came to the comments 😅
@@BadGamer- The joke with the mirror was that he was most interested in himself
That's not implied as there are plenty of reasons for how he could have the gem without bargaining for it. It's a not subtle possibility
It sickens me that family owned magic item sellers go out of business but immoral Fairy salesmen get to run rampant
Agreed!
Do you come from the Bright universe? 😆
hugh dancy?
@@mothweb no
hey, thats faecist!
That casual little unrelated kickflip between shots 🔥
The wizard I bought from you turned my wife into a newt. No warning label or nothin'. 4 out of 5 ⭐️
Yo! It's lampleg!
Did she get better?
@@TheBlindRaven Only at lovin...
"A newt?"
Its like a little lizard@@CyberIsNotHere
the mirror bit made me explode in laughter
thank you so much for the chuckles
Who pitched the tech deck flip? That must have been so much work for 30 frames I died laughing thank you.
Is that when he flipped the mini-skateboard?
Yes @@MatthewTheWanderer
@@fivekeyelements Okay, cool, thanks
Honestly that small visual gag killed me more than anything else in the whole skit.
I freaked tf out when I saw it
These are always so dense with bits, I re-watch them 4 times at least. Immaculate.
Right? So true. So much to pay attention to to look for all the laughs they layered in 👌
That timer on screen looks a lot like a threat.
It's probably the timer for Horno's magical explosive belt or something.
I guess you better buy something fast.
it's not a timer it's a clock. it's going back in time.
@@queenoftheworms2739 I don't know if that's better
@@mekacrab It's not. Chronomancy is finicky but places like Limbo and Hell and some timewizards dungeons do a Jimmony Lemoney (in massive sweeping cursive) with time. Any time you actively notice yourself going backwards in time is going to be a very bad time indeed... Pray it's not on the toilet.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it until I’m fuckin blue in the face.. I would watch HOURS of this. If this were on like 3am - 6am I would wake up at 2:45 to make sure I didn’t miss anything. It just brings me so much joy.
I’ll also throw in this… necklace that makes you rhyme a bunch…
I think I've seen that guy at my local Chili's. Filled me with an indescribable dread for some reason...
He probably deleted you and used his magic item to revert time.
I bet it was the famous hype-goblin, John Goblikon, of Nekrogoblikon.
@@JemaFox No one survives the chilis
i was so convinced the stairs were a one time use and he was going to be stuck with a hole in his floor
2:10 BRO THAT WAS SICK AF, AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA ACT LIKE NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED?!?
right!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????
It was for the pun
@@wrathofainz What was the pun related to that, I can't find any
@@R3dFlamesScabbard/skateboard
Ok, I don't know if it's a pun exactly, but saying "this next one is a fun one" while doing something very fun is what I meant.
Also what other guy said is neat.
My youtube is not letting me @ people rn for some reason
I love the smoke bombs 😂 "Not everything has to be crazy"
In my dark hour of need, Horno’s Hole was there. My life is significantly worse after purchasing a few products, but now I can appreciate how good life was before I sold my soul to a Faustian demon.
I mean, that's on you: Horno warned you _not_ to sell your soul to a Faustian demon!
5:50 that feeling when they bring out the visibly steaming and audibly sizzling fajitas to someone else's table.... Never again
If fajitas are served in that way at any restaurant I go to, that's what I get.
Do not stop making these. I want like full hour episode to play on repeat.
I’m nostalgic for the Age of Iron Fisting
You never really miss the fist till it's gone, ironic.
born in the wrong epoch 😭
All it left was a hole in my...hole.
You guys could literally just do these videos forever and I'd never complain. You're just so good at coming up with these it's insane
I'll never get tired of Horno's Hole. It's my favorite series. One day I'd love an full hour long episode for Halloween or Christmas. It'd take forever to write and make, but it would be worth the goof.
I wish this was actually a show on one of those 24hr infomercial channels, I would just have it on in the background all the time XD
I just need an 8 hour episode of Horno's Hole to loop through every day
Be the change you want in the world... With permission of course. Or don't, stealing can be fun and rewarding provided you don't get caught
I think Jacob is saying that you gotta make it yourself
Yus!
Horno definitely sells a magical baggie full of mystery pills "these will get you sooooo enchanted"
this is my favourite of your recurring skits, I am PUMPED that you keep making them! pew pew love you
Hi plump, im dada
@@joyous18 go shred your carrot
God, that techdeck flip was fucking sick. Fuck he's cool
The territories of Skeent mentioned again (previously mentioned in the Jordan Petersen video and another episode of Horno’s Hole). I NEED the expanded lore of Wizards With Guns.
stealing the pocket stairs for my campaign.
8:02 the universe where he just figures out as it goes
it's tf2 arg guy!
The random finger kickflip was hilarious
No! If Horno's goes out of business, where will I buy my Orbs of Crenulon and Void Leeches for this century's Tractarian Blood Ritual!??!
This is my favorite bit you guys do! I'd like to see a compilation of all of these so I can wake up and watch it at 3 in the morning 😂
"Made of japewood, grown by David, fostered by Wallace," excellent subtle reference
That jest has legs. Infinite legs.
2:09 How dare you hit me with this out of the blue. My lungs hurt lol.
I'm a fastian demon stuck in a puzzlemancer's crypt. These damn pocket stairs...
Don't feed us your lies... You chose to be there.
Every single one of these Horno’s Hole episodes, I laugh out loud multiple times. I’m still giggling now. PLEASE never stop making these they are so creative!!!
Finally! I was waiting for months for a new one with the playlist on repeat!!!
NEED MORE EPISODES OF HORNO'S HOLE
I hope Horno shows us his hole next time
I feel like I've just discovered a new part of the onion cinematic universe...
okay but the david foster wallace joke at 7:22 is amazing
The orb reveal blew my damn mind. The artifacts are very creative as always!
Ayo magic salesman magical good time
He should sell that
"not everything has to be crazy." 😆
I love these alternate-universe shopping channel videos! Sometimes I make a playlist and fall asleep to them.
YES! time to message my entire contact list to let them know HORNO'S HOLE IS BACK!
this is easily my favorite segment and I hope you continue to expand on the Hornoverse
Please make more of these. I think they’re my favorite new thing. It’s nice to have such ambient, wizardry to tune out the world with
I’m going on a three day binge of wizards with guns clips. Awesome to find a new Horno’s hole.
These are easily some of my most favorite skits. The whole wizard road show thing.
Yes I love these ones and the interrogations so much. Keep up the great content.
the curtains being red in all the other videos and orange in the orb world is genius
4:32 tell me im not the only one hearing the dreamybull scream here
Ambatucaaaaast fireball
Any video that i watch that features a logical closeup of a tech-deck being flipped, i press like
also if you bequeath this unique sheath to an eager thief hell become feet of feet to sneak beneath a meek sheik or chief to relief them of any antique piece he seeks
some of the best word play iv ever heard
My favourite series. I really hope his business will be making a comeback.
6:08 wait Horno is a Bhaalspawn?... that makes way too much sense
I feel so privileged to be one of the first 100 to see this! I love you.
I've been trying to sell my ball of depression for years.
Looping back to the cup at the end is underrated as hell, absolute genius.
that tech deck kickflip was shweet bro.
Literally one of my fav series, I so hope there will be more to come!
3:51 Garry Goodberry Jumpscare!
YES GARY THAT'S HIS NAME
Glad to see another LoA fan
Thanks blibers
Everyone has committed atrocities in a Chilli's.
NO! he can't go out of business! This is one of my fave shows ever!
These have literally slowly become my favorite videos you guys make
0:31 i recognise that cup, isnt that the dark and darker collectors mug?
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE CURTAINS
2:45 so that's how Eminem does it
This series is definitely my favourite thing on this channel (and you guys set a high bar), so happy to see more!
This is my favorite of your skit searies, and it came out on my birthday! Thank you for the unibtended gift lol
I love the Foley work. Like all the cloth movement sounds during awkward silences
2:10 bro really just changed camera angles to style on us
With this skit alone you will never need to buy another prop cup ever again.
0:24 - you should have transitioned to the next item after saying "in that it DOES have a handle" 😂😂
Lol the casual tech deck flip segue into the next sales item is genius
I was dining at chili’s today and I thought i saw you Horno. I’m glad I made it home to tune in.
Omg the dude is so meta in that universe he created a copy of his own existence within itself at the beginning.
grandma got a genie and she wished for dementia, it sucked
This is by far the best new content I've discovered on youtube in god knows how long....I wish there was more episodes, I would watch this all day like like housewives used to watch QVC.
Hornos hole is my rabbit hole.....or maybe that's the orb talking to me
I love the implication that my parents didn’t leave me and they actually just bought an item from Horno’s hole.
0:48 it was me, I polished it.
This is genuinely one of the most fun sketches from anyone I’ve ever seen 11/10
6:09 bro this came out of nowhere
These videos never get old. I will constantly keep watching your magic item videos
I bought a book of poems from this advertisement to share with my book club, and now they've all transformed into skin-bound tomes. On the bright side, I was looking for some more reading material! 3/5 stars.
I love how the fact that he has the gem implies that he sold his soul just to show you how the stairs work