This is the 1st one of your videos that I've seen and i cracked up at "i proceed to rob his friends of what little they own. It's not ethical but it's a victimless crime relative to the double murder that's about to take place". I was like okay i might like the narration after all. 😂😂😂😂
"The key to hitman games is patience and thorough exploration, then failing at those two steps and just killing everyone" summarizes my experience with the series perfectly
‘This homeless guy asked me for money, I had $20 in my pocket and I didn’t want it to go towards crack and alcohol so I gave it to the homeless man’ holdup
@@masterparker116 Great idea, we need to train pelicans kind of like soldiers trained doves in WW1, except the pelicans are delivering water not messages.
"If you enjoyed this video, go to a church and take everyone hostage, and don't let them free unless they start to praise Modest Pelican, as this would really help spread the good word of my channel"
Intro idea. Hey guys modest pelican here, buy a nascar car, brand it “Modest pelican gaming” and crash into everybody as this helps spread the good word of the channel
@@vegetaslayer249 Deus Ex ran soo bad. I couldn't even get It to run at 720p in low detail at over 40fps compared to having DOOM 2016 at 150fps with Vulcan. That's what happens with Ubisoft or port from Consoles 🤕
If you enjoy this content please go to your local hospital and mix up all the babies in the nursery. Don’t tell any of the parents which baby is theirs until they subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming. 👌
engineers: spend millions of hours designing silent and small guns that can be as effective as possible. agent 47: chooses to instead use a meaty bone.
"I head into the bathroom and find potentially the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life. He's even got a barcode on his head, what an erotic individual. Objectifying a man complete."
If you enjoy this video please become a funeral director and only bury someone if the gravestone says subscribe to modest pelican gaming as this really helps spread the good word of my channel
My friend came over one day thought nothing of it he then said “spread the good word of the channel” took my phone subscribed and went on like nothing happend
You're absolutely killing the roleplay series Peli! Takes me back to simpler times where there was no worries of our children engaging in pre marital hand holding.
My cousins refused some water so I slapped both of them till there faces where no longer visible unless they had dental records thank you papa peli for teaching me right
My uncle died of COVID pneumonia recently and watching your videos hydrates the part of my heart that has been taken from me. Thanks Peli, you are the real legend
My job is a cake decorator and instead of writing "happy birthday" on the cakes, I write "modest pelican" on them as this helps spread the good word of this channel.
Its actually cool the way you make videos. I can watch gameplay without having the whole level spoilled and still have something to look forward to as you cut out the parts.
Intro idea: hi lads and lassis modest pelican here and I humbly request you 1. Build a farm, 2. Start a family on the farm, 3. Invite people over for a dinner, 4. Burn the words onto their backs aka brand them saying “subscribe to modest pelican gaming” as it will be both great banter and spread the good word of my channel”
Hi lads & lasses, modest pelican here with ------ If you enjoy this video please hijack a plane and crash it on a deserted island but instead of writing SOS with rocks in the sand, write subscribe to modest pelican gaming as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
If you enjoy this video please go to your closest zoo, build a fortress in the pelican exhibit and hydrate passerby’s with a super soaker whilst crying a “priest raped me” like my uncle does at birthday parties. As this will really help spread the good news of my channel.
If you enjoy my channel, please spend your lifesaving to buy a money printer, and flood the market with bills that have a Pelican on it, with the motto being "Modest Pelican and only Modest Pelican", as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
Hi lads and lasses, modest pelican here with (insert game here). Please become a coder for EA and instead of making games, change all the lines of code to ‘subscribe to modest pelican’ as this would really help spread the good word of my channel
Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here with (insert game here), if u enjoy the video then please travel back in time and change the words to the happy birthday song to ‘subscribe to modest pelican gaming’ as this would really help spread the good word of the channel
Intro idea. Hey Modest Pelican here, become the president of the United states and threaten to launch all of the Nuclear Missiles unless everybody in the world subscribes to Modest Pelican, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
hi lads & lasses :) new GTA role play series on my other channel: th-cam.com/users/PapaPeli
O k .
That series is so funny
Love your vids
I already watched it. Yeah, I'm cool.
Love the videos keep up the good work
hey bird
Pelican the type of dude to cancel a doctors appointment bc he’s sick
Who needs doctors when you have hydration from water
I mean your not wrong
That is fair enough tho if you were sick you wouldn’t go out would you
@@50.CalFilms well that’s what the doctor is for...
@@lxuis419 I hide the body and take the sute
Modest Pelican inspired me to hydrate my pet fish
I love his voice when he does the intro
This is the 1st one of your videos that I've seen and i cracked up at "i proceed to rob his friends of what little they own. It's not ethical but it's a victimless crime relative to the double murder that's about to take place". I was like okay i might like the narration after all. 😂😂😂😂
being a homeless test subject pays surprisingly well, now I'm a home owning test subject
Bro I watched your roast video and I laughed I love your content
Start suggestion! Time Travel to the old West and make your cowboy nickname modest pelican
As this really would spread the word of my channel
Just discovered your great content :)
What’s the best kind of water bottled tap or fizzy
This is how you do it.
Classic my name is Jeff LOL
HOMELESS 47 🤣🤣🤣
nothing better than to end the day with "hi lads and lasses"
Ur mom
@@idunnoman3030 be a goddamn man
@@biggie_maciek3162 u play red dead?
@@idunnoman3030 ye
Aww, you made a friend. Go to a public watering hole and actually drink water.
I have watched so many of Modest Pelican’s videos that I now talk like him.
i literally think in his voice
My brain has the memenade voice
i definitely stay hydrated more.
You're spreading the good word of his channel
Same
"The key to hitman games is patience and thorough exploration, then failing at those two steps and just killing everyone" summarizes my experience with the series perfectly
is real any different 😱
It's the definition of my experience in Assassins Crees games.
‘This homeless guy asked me for money, I had $20 in my pocket and I didn’t want it to go towards crack and alcohol so I gave it to the homeless man’
holdup
Oh that makes sense.... wait a minute
Oh thank god it wasn't just me, I was like yeah that makes sens- wait what.
No, he just wanted to not get compromised by the cops
He gives it to the homeless man, hence stops himself buying crack and alcohol 😂
@@OncelerKidsAreCringe right😂😂
Wait!what?🧐
psychotic robin hood
Pelican of tsushima
Zanny!! You and peli are my favourite channels
@@TheVortex-mk2ur ikr
Z
anny oi I'm big fan
Zanny in the wild
Pelicans can hold 3 gallons of water, making them the best birds.
Damn, thats a lot of water in just 1 bird
@@masterparker116 But imagine 100 pelicans with 300 gallons of water.
They stay very hydrated
@@eldermaxson8251 thats enough to send to countries that need it
@@masterparker116 Great idea, we need to train pelicans kind of like soldiers trained doves in WW1, except the pelicans are delivering water not messages.
“Harder to find exposed ankles in Saudi Arabia”😂😂
Mann if you're from Saudi then you really know how funny as hell this was is 😂😂😂😂
@@shash3391 ikr 😂
@@shash3391 I’m not from Saudi and I knew what it meant. 😂
@Abhijit Racer letterbox costume
My friend wasn't hydrated so I invited him to a pool party and drowned him
relatable
Same, he loves it so much he doesn't want to come back up.
he loves it
@@DENVICKED wholesome😊
@Matthias Gauci not darker than my slave's ski- never mind
@@Omar-dq3bk yoooo
I drowned my baby sister at the baptism because I was trying to make her stay hydrated
Who cares 123 indeed
Any sane person would do the same wouldn't they?
@@jkshanahan007 of course! Ive drowned half my family!
@@ieat10kittens94 I've drowned half my village. Step it up
Day 32541 of reminding people to stay hydrated
you're an inspiration mate
No
For almost 10 years, impressive!
Inspiring
Keep up gods work
"The key to hitman games is patience and thorough exploration, then failing at those two steps and just killing everyone"🤣🤣
"If you enjoyed this video, go to a church and take everyone hostage, and don't let them free unless they start to praise Modest Pelican, as this would really help spread the good word of my channel"
When I tried this I got arrested, it’s harder than it sounds
Can I go to a mosque instead??
@@Vladklx no no they may praise you instead that is their type of thing
"Hi, my name Jeff" haha
We should all sue whoever is making the emoji list... where’s OUR PELICAN!?!?
𓅷𓆏𓃰𓃠𓅿𓂻𓃱𓃗𓅓𓆙𓀿𓂉𓃒𓃒𓃗𓃘𓃝𓃟𓃠𓃡𓃩𓃬𓃯𓃰𓃱𓃲𓃵𓃷𓃹𓄿𓅜𓅦𓅪𓅭𓅰
🦌
Intro idea. Hey guys modest pelican here, buy a nascar car, brand it “Modest pelican gaming” and crash into everybody as this helps spread the good word of the channel
But only neutralize the dehydrated people
Yes only the dehydrated ones
Or just buy a mustang
@@brokearse2011 ya but then you run the risk of getting arrested. If you do it in a professional race than worst you’ll have to do is get a fine
If you enjoyed this video,walk into a nursery and rearrange the babies to spell modest pelican as this really helps spread the good word of my channel
Love seeing how far your channel has come and you deserve all the success and more still to come. Keep up all the amazing content man!
How are you here
@@night-white2365 Modest Pelican is a goat in Battlefield. I used to make Battlefield content
@@Dazs ha I'm a big fan of your apex videos
Have a good day
9 seconds ago lol but 6 seconds ago bc he is in Australia
:D
hi papa peli
@@ModestPelican holy hydrated poop... i never even noticed wth... my dream come true hi peli from 7 hours later bc im dumb
The graphics on this map look like what Cyberpunk was trying to be
True
😃
CyberPunk was disappointing on every level.
@@planexshifter except the story and how smooth the game runs
@@vegetaslayer249 Deus Ex ran soo bad. I couldn't even get It to run at 720p in low detail at over 40fps compared to having DOOM 2016 at 150fps with Vulcan.
That's what happens with Ubisoft or port from Consoles 🤕
I’m so early I need to hydrate ASAP
pls drink
@@ModestPelican I will my lord
@Modest Pelican i didn’t drink anything for 1 hour. Can you forgive me?
If you enjoy this content please go to your local hospital and mix up all the babies in the nursery. Don’t tell any of the parents which baby is theirs until they subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming.
👌
"We are traveling to China"
Uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
Ruined it
engineers: spend millions of hours designing silent and small guns that can be as effective as possible.
agent 47: chooses to instead use a meaty bone.
MEATY BONE
M E A T Y B O N E
Most iconic line ever
“Hey lads and lasses, modest pelican here”
Intro: Become a surgeon and rearrange every patient's bowels to be shaped like a pelican. This would really help spread the good word of the
“I’m really objectifying women here I’ll objectify some men to balance it out” Feminist kween😩✨
"I head into the bathroom and find potentially the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life. He's even got a barcode on his head, what an erotic individual. Objectifying a man complete."
If you enjoy this video please become a funeral director and only bury someone if the gravestone says subscribe to modest pelican gaming as this really helps spread the good word of my channel
lmao imagine getting knocked out by "a meaty bone"
I've knocked a few women out by accident. It's embarrassing, and it ruins the mood.
whoa buddy that’s a bit weird
@@mikel73035 really? I thought it was common for guys to do that.
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
The new “pelican strain” of COVID-19 is spreading the good word of his channel.
My friend came over one day thought nothing of it he then said “spread the good word of the channel” took my phone subscribed and went on like nothing happend
Iam staying more hydrated after watching his content
Hi Peli, never been this early, hope you're staying hydrated.
you too my dude
@@ModestPelican how about me?
@@carloskiller6875 you too my dude
@@Boyboboii didn’t know your name was modest pelican
@@carloskiller6875 you really ruined the wholesomeness :(
peli is honestly my life rn, keeping me entertained during the lockdown, such a legend
This map is sooo rich.... They have put so much efforts into this one....you can literally try numerous ways to kill your targets
0:43 my name Jeff 😂😂😂
You're absolutely killing the roleplay series Peli! Takes me back to simpler times where there was no worries of our children engaging in pre marital hand holding.
Papa peli, I no joke used the words "sufficiently hydrated" for a job interview two days ago. Waiting to see if I made it past the first stage.
If you don’t get hired agent 47 will drown the owner and the interviewer.
Have you learned nothing? Smack the interviewer with a fish, and steal his/her outfit. The job is yours if you want it.
@@anidiot8900 update, I got the job 😂 anything's possible when you bring hydration into the equation
@@DaveyJay. facts
“I had $20 in my pocket and I didn’t want it to go towards crack and alcohol... so I have it to the homeless guy” 😂
LMFAOOOOO i died😭😂
:D
@@ModestPelican i noticed that too lmao
@@ActualityOfThought Was definitely a "Wait..." moment.
It took me a second to get it 😂😂😂
My cousins refused some water so I slapped both of them till there faces where no longer visible unless they had dental records thank you papa peli for teaching me right
5:16 what about my stepsis
7:00 “what do these clowns have that agent 47 doesn’t?” *itches head* oh
Hahahahaha
Hitman is really a modest pelican simulator where thickman kills all anti hydration people
Nothing like drinking excessive amounts of water and watching a bird play hitman
heck yea gamer
Fun fact: the original title was, "Hitman 3 but I'm way too aggressive"
Yeh I clicked on the video thinking it was a different one
My uncle died of COVID pneumonia recently and watching your videos hydrates the part of my heart that has been taken from me. Thanks Peli, you are the real legend
Everyone who watches moddest pelican's videos are hydrated
Papa peli my cuz wasn’t staying hydrated so I drowned in the toliet
I watched this video with your dad 🤕😔
it should be called hit-women
We hit men and women
What about Hit on random people
@@kk_cats6072 that’s fair
I threw my friend into the ocean to hydrate. he still hasn't came back up. I think he's enjoying the good Christian water.
Gold 😂😂😂
My job is a cake decorator and instead of writing "happy birthday" on the cakes, I write "modest pelican" on them as this helps spread the good word of this channel.
Yes
3:18 im freakin ROLLIN HAHAHAHA
5:10 fuck, I always watch these video's with my dad. From now on I will just let him watch alone
"We can't be wasting God's nectar" i like that
Agent 47 is dehydrated, his brain doesn’t work the same as it should, now he’s too aggressive
no one talking about how beautiful the city is
“Trankilizer gun”
- Modest Pelican Gaming
5:28 equilibrium
Maybe if hush was hydrated he wouldn’t be dead
Nah...hydration doesn't erase crimes against humanity.
4:35 Hanako's Ass version in Hitman 3
9:03 he just wanted to keep his bald head moist and hydrated
can you do more red dead online vids, there are endangered pelicans you must save.
I laughed way to hard at “My name Jeff”
4:27 He turns into Pitbull, aka Mr. Worldwide
Modest pelican posts hitman:
Me: grabs wife
Time to hydrate
5:03 I see what you did there xD
I see you're a man of culture as well
1:53
Best joke of 2022 ngl
What Peli says, “homeless 47.” What I hear, “homo 47”
2:30 i live in dubai ITS TRUE
Its actually cool the way you make videos. I can watch gameplay without having the whole level spoilled and still have something to look forward to as you cut out the parts.
Intro idea: hi lads and lassis modest pelican here and I humbly request you 1. Build a farm, 2. Start a family on the farm, 3. Invite people over for a dinner, 4. Burn the words onto their backs aka brand them saying “subscribe to modest pelican gaming” as it will be both great banter and spread the good word of my channel”
“I am really objectifying a lot of women here, I will objectify a few men too so the scales are even” bruh
I watch modest pelican religiously to ensure I am never dehydrated
“ the fengshui is terrible”
FML HAHAHAHAHAH
Hi lads & lasses, modest pelican here with ------ If you enjoy this video please hijack a plane and crash it on a deserted island but instead of writing SOS with rocks in the sand, write subscribe to modest pelican gaming as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
If you enjoy this video please go to your closest zoo, build a fortress in the pelican exhibit and hydrate passerby’s with a super soaker whilst crying a “priest raped me” like my uncle does at birthday parties. As this will really help spread the good news of my channel.
Gotta love how pelican interacts with his comments
“More importantly I’ve found a booty” 😂
I love modest pelican for being politically correct ❤️
If you enjoy my channel, please spend your lifesaving to buy a money printer, and flood the market with bills that have a Pelican on it, with the motto being "Modest Pelican and only Modest Pelican", as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
I watched this 7 months ago and I'm still thinking about the part where he says
"MY MEATY BONE"
😏😏😏
I love how casual he makes hitman sound 😂
0:48 i love it
My friend thought alpha males did not hydrate.
He is no longer my friend
Hi lads and lasses, modest pelican here with (insert game here). Please become a coder for EA and instead of making games, change all the lines of code to ‘subscribe to modest pelican’ as this would really help spread the good word of my channel
Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here with (insert game here), if u enjoy the video then please travel back in time and change the words to the happy birthday song to ‘subscribe to modest pelican gaming’ as this would really help spread the good word of the channel
Intro idea. Hey Modest Pelican here, become the president of the United states and threaten to launch all of the Nuclear Missiles unless everybody in the world subscribes to Modest Pelican, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.