Papa Peli is just the extra low budget hitman for the ICA "Want someone dead, but not enough money for a silent assassin who makes it look like an accident? The ICA low budget silent assassin has you covered, as long as you're fine with tons of witnesses, collateral damage and sometimes the semblance of an accident"
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap. No one will know who the target was, and there shall be no witnesses. The next best thing to an act of God. An angry God, hungry for big macs.
You Sir, are an artist! You combine informative gaming hints and tips with witty, dry comedy to keep your viewers entertained as you help them to own a particular level or scenario
Okay. I probably watched 30 videos of you entertaining my poor soul in the last week and I am quite impressed how I was able to miss out the last years on this absolute glorious content of yours. Thanks you monotone sarcastic Pelican for making TH-cam great again
One day I brought back a pelican while out on a hike. I trained it to wear goggles and a helmet, then trained it to respond to Modest Pelican with "Yes my legend?". I finally let it go free. A few hours later I saw on the news that it had invaded a beauty shop, and had ransacked the moisturizer section. I have never been more proud before. Oh and my son was watching the news with me.
opening idea: ask them to become a surgeon but when someone dies tell the patients family to subscribe to modest pelican before telling them their loved one has died as this really spreads the good word.
I have started doing face tattoos on everyone in my city. I capture them in my pelican suit while drinking water. I then tattoo them and steal their phones and subscribe to your channel.
Agent 47: lets try this costume wait no it dosent work Kills someone else* Agent 47: This dosent work either After killing 15 people.. Agent 47: Finally
@modest pelican have you tried this new hydration method? Listen. First you grab a block and rope. Then you tie the rope to your leg. (Do this while on a boat) then throw the block over and wait as it drags you with it. Then you’ll wanna just wait. Remember don’t hold your breath. Embrace the moisture
This made me follow your instagram. Don't let me down. Oh who am i kidding I'll still be around no matter what, and you have never let me down. Awesome video as always, MP! Cracked my up with the bar quip. I'll be sure not to stare anyone down if I ever head down under. ...oh, & when in doubt... Fire Axe your way out. Seriously, your videos are so incredible. High brow all the way lmfao. What happened with YOUR surgery tho? lol Stay classy, MP.
I taught my son two things - how to drive and to stay hydrated at all costs. His name is Modest Pelican Gaming pending an appeal in the local courts. He now spends his time being a legend and watching MPG. I’ve created a monster. And I’m going to blame it on an Internet Pelican.
I hope you legends are well - I think i'm going to start using Instagram a bit more so if that interests you: instagram.com/modestpelicangaming/
Modest Pelican Gaming Gorgonzola
@@FL0www- my liver is safe for one more day
Your content is truly amazing! Keep it up
Aww yiss
Modest Pelican Gaming hi pelican
Papa Peli is just the extra low budget hitman for the ICA
"Want someone dead, but not enough money for a silent assassin who makes it look like an accident? The ICA low budget silent assassin has you covered, as long as you're fine with tons of witnesses, collateral damage and sometimes the semblance of an accident"
No witnesses remember there was too much collateral
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
No one will know who the target was, and there shall be no witnesses.
The next best thing to an act of God. An angry God, hungry for big macs.
Yeah but the targets are hydrated so it’s better.
I wrote “sub to Peli” on my unconscious mates face, I found it funny but everyone else at the funeral wasn’t happy
MadScotsMan Oh lord :D
they weren’t happy because you didn’t finish the sentence
2 soon m8
@@otterfan65 true that, let me fix it for you"sub to Peli, lol"
MadScotsMan D:
Another Hitman video, another thicccc thumbnail
ITS THICCMAN
Another thicc thumbnail that is entirely clickbait, as well as the title, and has nothing to do with the actual video.
@@electrical_cord You must be dumb. I feel sorry for your parents. They likely wanted a smarter child.
@@blablubb4553 Dude you got to know his humor for it to be funny holy frick and you’re calling him dumb. Learn when to shut your mouth sometimes
@@blablubb4553 You clearly don't understand the jokes
He sounds dead inside when he talks but there is something about his personality that makes me like him
hehexd hehexd he’s funny
He ain’t dead inside mate
it's called deadpan comedy
for someone who is all about hydration, his humor and voice is quite dry
@@jearlblah5169 What a subtle way to say his humor is bad
Love the content brother
Agreed.
Yeah sis
Yessir
Cool lil sis
Clicking on a video this fast gave me infinite moistness... thanks Geoff, very cool!
Stay hydrated
Pelican, every time you kill someone you should say "clean up on aisle 3" *winks at camera*
Jk jk jk jk
Ha
lmao 😐
Lmfao
I became a serial killer and made my calling card the Modest Pelican logo, as this really helps to spread the good word of your channel
The mainstream media would have a field day with that..
@@laurene988 yeah...
That would be interesting “man murders 15, TH-camr and video games to blame, more at 6:00”
You Sir, are an artist! You combine informative gaming hints and tips with witty, dry comedy to keep your viewers entertained as you help them to own a particular level or scenario
Can we just take a second and appreciate the map design in the Hitman games?
Open a tattoo parlor and instead of giving them what they want, put the Modest Pelican Logo.
I’m dying 😂
😂😂😂😎 bruh yes after you give them the modest pelican logo kill them in the baby disposal bin I mean garbage bin
Okay. I probably watched 30 videos of you entertaining my poor soul in the last week and I am quite impressed how I was able to miss out the last years on this absolute glorious content of yours. Thanks you monotone sarcastic Pelican for making TH-cam great again
I found your channel yesterday. This stuff is hilarious.
Omo 😂
I’m watching this instead of getting ready for school! 😂
I love your calm yet chaotic commentary, your the best!
4:49 lets hope noone wound need to axes the laundry room again. XD
One day I brought back a pelican while out on a hike. I trained it to wear goggles and a helmet, then trained it to respond to Modest Pelican with "Yes my legend?". I finally let it go free.
A few hours later I saw on the news that it had invaded a beauty shop, and had ransacked the moisturizer section. I have never been more proud before. Oh and my son was watching the news with me.
Im late to the party but your commentary to these hitman missions is hillarious cant get enough! Great work!
4 dislikes? They must be Japanese yoga instructors or something
This hospital exists?
I thought it was just an *apex legend*
This is hitman...
@@anomaly3215 Missed the joke entirely
I got it
Barcode man returns! ❤
Hell yeah barcode boy
:D
Omg Mr. Pelican.
Fricking love ur videos keep up the good job ❤️
while watching this video, my few month old kitten tried to nurse on me... from my armpit. thought I might share that with the internet today
This guy is FUNNY AF. Definitely worth subscribing 😎🤟🏼
I work in the nut house alot you are either laughing or fighting always a good time
I’m always hydrated after watching one of these vids. Thanks papi peli
Love these hitman vids👍
I have now burned modest pelican into the side of a skyscraper to spread the good word of your channel
1:43 amazing plug
Your genuinely the funniest guy on this platform I've watched
hey cheers dude :)
People taking about the thicc thumbnail when really I bust to your voice papa.
this guy is the best youtuber i have ever seen and he is really funny too. great videos. keep doing them
I bet he always has a video ready but it takes him a day to find out what to say to spread the good word of his channel lol
“You can always count on someone who is addicted to pills to help you out” 😂😂
i love these hitman videos
Imagine getting knocked the fuck out by a guy wielding a chicken wing 😂
We need more Hitman videos *drinks water. Stay hydrated
0 dislikes. I hope that doesn't change
I disliked
Gabriel Jones but why tho
No i disliked your post
Love these videos, great effort for the video quality
when you said kids never look up i did and got flashbanged by the sun
The best hitman videos ever
Sunday should turn into Modest Pelican day.
"In Australia", got me crackin
This video was so good,please do more hitman
opening idea: ask them to become a surgeon but when someone dies tell the patients family to subscribe to modest pelican before telling them their loved one has died as this really spreads the good word.
0:58 says the guy who plays videogames for a living
I have started doing face tattoos on everyone in my city. I capture them in my pelican suit while drinking water. I then tattoo them and steal their phones and subscribe to your channel.
Hey peli i love your hitman vids keep it up!☺☺
Pelican has that type of game you see his instagram account in actual games 🥳🤭
Imagine if someone did the stuff u asked in the beginning of ur videos the world would be doomed. Keep up the good work :D
This is my new favorite channel 😂
Somebody call cr1tikal and put this bird on the moist meter
Another hitman video, moist alert
0:58 says this while playing on his pc
Love the hitman stuff and comments do more please :)
I killed every other tipe of bird cus it really spreads the good word of your channel
That is absolutely the best map in the 2016 Hitman, change my mind.
Agent 47: lets try this costume wait no it dosent work
Kills someone else*
Agent 47: This dosent work either
After killing 15 people..
Agent 47: Finally
Please do more hitman videos you're just great absolute legend
4:48 "No one needs to 𝗮𝘅𝗲-ss the laundry room." I see what you did there
Like always great content, people sure watch your videos for Pelican humor , keep it coming
10:06 Didn't those guards think to themselves "hey isn't this the 3rd time we've seen you and why do you keep wearing a different uniform every time"?
Japanese Hospital?
Sounds like weeb propaganda but okay
Hospital people are dying by fish😂
I love how the description says it’s GTA5 lol!
That Easter egg on the phone was epic. I didn’t expect it to go there hahahhaa
I love your videos man!! I’m a loyal pelican!! I will always watch your videos haha
wasn‘t like the same mission im hitman 1?
It is the same mission
Yeah. This is included in the Legacy Pack.
that ax between the eyes of the laudery attendent ...LMAO!! good stuff
Quite the coincidence that there's always a spitting image of 47
As an Australian we do have beautiful view like at the start of the video
Can't wait to watch this video when I get home
I love this guy he finds the funniest ways to make us subscribe
The growth of this channel is insane since I have only been subscribed 4 or 5 months and your subscribers since then have doubled. Well done
@modest pelican have you tried this new hydration method? Listen. First you grab a block and rope. Then you tie the rope to your leg. (Do this while on a boat) then throw the block over and wait as it drags you with it. Then you’ll wanna just wait. Remember don’t hold your breath. Embrace the moisture
the pluggins are amazing lol
Pelican has found his niche and embraced it to the max
Yo. Make at least 2 a week you keep my brain enlightened thank you peli
You’re fucking awesome man, I love the switch to doing Hitman videos they suit you well
We should have a futuristic Agent 47 with all kinds of gadgets and tech!
Modest Pelican more like Arrogant Bird haha ecksdee
I'm perry positive that glassing someone is the Australian equivalent of bowing.
Hi dad good to see u taking care of ur health by visiting the hospital
ty mate got to look after urself
Your probably the best Aussie youtuber ever :) and this makes me proud to be Aussie :D
10:17 that guard outfit is cool
This made me follow your instagram. Don't let me down. Oh who am i kidding I'll still be around no matter what, and you have never let me down. Awesome video as always, MP! Cracked my up with the bar quip. I'll be sure not to stare anyone down if I ever head down under.
...oh, & when in doubt... Fire Axe your way out.
Seriously, your videos are so incredible. High brow all the way lmfao.
What happened with YOUR surgery tho? lol
Stay classy, MP.
I’m going screech at people on the street while dressed as a pelican to spread the good word of you channel :)
4:05 I guess you could say you were going to Axe if you can fill in for him.
This is the one of my favorite ways to “spread the good word” so far
:D
Modest Pelican Gaming I’m starting to spread the good word in the description of my videos
Subscribed because of the Easter egg 😂 also cool vids mate. Keep it up
Your hit man videos are my favourite
glad you enjoy them mate!
I taught my son two things - how to drive and to stay hydrated at all costs. His name is Modest Pelican Gaming pending an appeal in the local courts. He now spends his time being a legend and watching MPG. I’ve created a monster. And I’m going to blame it on an Internet Pelican.
This level gives me some serious "On Her Majestys Secret Service" vibes
I love how he opens every video with slapping people with a fish
Can’t we argue how good this game looks
I love the fish at the end
YES I LOVE THESE!!
Love your content! Subscribed ^^
I dropped kick grannys yelling modest pelican cuz I think this is a way to spread the good word of your channel
Love your commentary😂🔥
I fw your videos heavy