I've become quite addicted to these AI and poorly captioned videos, but this one did have me giggling quite a bit. Used to be a Jaeger hound. Well done, earned a subscribe from me...
Sounds like a genuine wine blog, where the host is basically just taking the piss out of actual wine critics as an excuse to drink on camera, and that would get thousands of followers just from being funny as a result.
Now imagine a story that goes like this Aliens: report about being trapped into a torture under guise of celebration dinner Humans: average Russian dad showed traditional hospitality with vodka and homemade pickes
I bought a small bottle of Rum in Nassau during my vacation a week or so back. Saving it for a particularly special, or disturbing, event. Probably BOTH.
Hey, any farmer who has seen what aliens do to innocent cattle is not going to have time to listen to some fancy wine snob denying the existence of extraterrestrial life!
Wine...? Whiskey! Sure. Wine is fine and has all those subtle nuances. Liquor is quicker. I'm drinking 99 peaches right as I'm speaking into a speech to text emulator. I used to consume "Ever Clear" and "Clear Springs." The aforementioned beverages are 190 proof alcohol, I stopped that when I realized my internal organs were being pickled.
No, no, no; do it like this: Alien: “Impossible! How can humans withstand the psychoactive chemicals?” Human: “Friend, let me tell you of a time in our history known as… the 1960s.”
Is it just me, or does the AI that does these HFY stories REALLY like Mantis aliens and changing colors based on emotions? They're in practically every story 😂 not necessary a bad thing, but quite funny.
A day in the life of a deathworlder spawned on planet that is literally one big mixed drink. Deathworld:Tiamat, The Watery Mother of Monsters. The cauldron that gave life to every horror show from Mosasaur to the Marines
I was expecting this to be abysmal, having given away the entire plot with the title. But storytelling is all about the details, and the many silly anecdotes were a delight to listen to.
There's a novel called Clean Sweep about an Innkeeper who caters to aliens. Including Vampires. Who get drunk on caffeine. What happens when a hunky vampire injests 2 cups of coffee is hilarious. A later novel has female vampires having a drinking party hoping that they'll get the human woman drunk, lose control and start a fight without realizing that coffee will only make her need the bathroom.
25:42 in case you want to know more about this topic, look for every "hold my beer" story, ever. Especially on Sci fi realm for that "hitchkers guide to galaxy" dry type of english humor. 😂
I might complain about the zanyness of this story, but right now I am hammered with whisky/coke, so there's that. 23:50 lifted from a Doctor Who episode.
This wouldn't work on me. I don't drink wine. The only kind I've ever found that like is Sangria that's be in the fridge for 6 months after opening. That's when it gets good.
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“I’m detecting notes of grapes” is my new favourite wine tasting comment lol😂
The most honest wine review I've ever heard 😁
Perhaps a hint of…more grape.
what if its not made with grapes like rice wine
"Flavor profile with a hint of grape" is probably the most honest wine review I have heard yet. 😁
I've become quite addicted to these AI and poorly captioned videos, but this one did have me giggling quite a bit. Used to be a Jaeger hound. Well done, earned a subscribe from me...
But wine doesn't really taste like grapes, except for maybe some of those really sweet wines
Sounds like a genuine wine blog, where the host is basically just taking the piss out of actual wine critics as an excuse to drink on camera, and that would get thousands of followers just from being funny as a result.
Now imagine a story that goes like this
Aliens: report about being trapped into a torture under guise of celebration dinner
Humans: average Russian dad showed traditional hospitality with vodka and homemade pickes
Vodka from store ?
Or the best from comrades Dacha ?
@HrLBolle dad's very own samogon
"You drink these voluntarily?" Had be laughing out loud in the coffee shop with wide eyed looks from all the patrons.
This would have been incredibly stupid if I wasn't sitting here drinking a rum and coke.
Bravo my friend! My alcohol of choice 😂
I listened to it stone sober!!
And laughed.
And laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and ....
I'm sitting here drinking a glass of wine but I know it's safe because I made it myself so blurp didn't get into my stuff
I bought a small bottle of Rum in Nassau during my vacation a week or so back. Saving it for a particularly special, or disturbing, event. Probably BOTH.
You should try swapping tbe coke for Ginger beer the soft drink version
Imagine trying to figure out how to destroy humans just to find out that what you consider deadly we considered mildly annoying or weak
Turians and Salarians trying to figure out how to deal with massive Krogan overpopulation.
We lost an agent after he got into an argument with a local farmer about aliens beeing real, and the ALIEN lost?? Jo, how?
Finally someone says something
@jaymes4559 thats what i thought, how the fuck does nobody talk about that?
Hey, any farmer who has seen what aliens do to innocent cattle is not going to have time to listen to some fancy wine snob denying the existence of extraterrestrial life!
This is totally a “Pinky and the Brain” episode. 😉
Hic “NARF!”
@@paulyguitary7651oh are we going to do that thing with the rubber underpants & the garden hose again! Narf
I'm a little teapot short & stout!
The lie about Nebraska had me rolling.
There ARE actually a few wineries in Nebraska. The little town I live in has one.
@@diarradunlap9337 Not a famous wine region, though, with underwater vineyards. 🤣🤣🤣
I want to check out these underwater vineyards in Nebraska....may have to build one here in Iowa 😂
"...his uncle's moonshine." ROTFLMFAO!
This one had me giggling 😂. Nice one 👍
What would happen if you mixed several hits of DMT with a glass of Quantum Tequila? I'm asking for a friend.
22:45 🤦♂️
now i wanna open a whiskey still called Dun Tubula 🤭
Wine...? Whiskey! Sure. Wine is fine and has all those subtle nuances. Liquor is quicker. I'm drinking 99 peaches right as I'm speaking into a speech to text emulator. I used to consume "Ever Clear" and "Clear Springs." The aforementioned beverages are 190 proof alcohol, I stopped that when I realized my internal organs were being pickled.
This is funny! And I live in Napa Valley!😂 and, yes, I use cheap vodka for cleaning 😂
His aid Pip Squeek. These silly stories are so fun to listen to.
Hooray for our boy Pip!
I've gotten my husband into these videos now.
How can humans be immune to mind altering substances? We put shrooms, acid,payote in our systems willingly.
No, no, no; do it like this:
Alien: “Impossible! How can humans withstand the psychoactive chemicals?”
Human: “Friend, let me tell you of a time in our history known as… the 1960s.”
It's not that we're immune, it's just that their mind-control substance is less mind-altering than most the stuff we already consume semi-regularly.
The farmer fought an alien and won
or deleted the alien so he ceased to exist.
In an argument about whether or not aliens existed...💀
This needs to be a short comedy movie
So Strange Brew combined with a Sci-Fi take over the world movie.
It would definitely beat most movie offerings out there.
Is it just me, or does the AI that does these HFY stories REALLY like Mantis aliens and changing colors based on emotions? They're in practically every story 😂 not necessary a bad thing, but quite funny.
Cause they don't have lungs, bugs don't.
Ahahahahahahahaha 🤣 Loved this great story! Had me chuckling the entire time!
I have never laughed so hard! You have a subscriber for life! Reminds me a lot of Douglas Adams' style, but yours is so well written AND narrarated!😂
In the end picture the two green aliens have, in my opinion a small tipsy smile.
23:50 “Doctor Who: Kill the Moon” reference LMFAO 🤣
A day in the life of a deathworlder spawned on planet that is literally one big mixed drink.
Deathworld:Tiamat, The Watery Mother of Monsters. The cauldron that gave life to every horror show from Mosasaur to the Marines
If they had just looked up Korpiklaani they would have known this was doomed from the start.
All Blorb succeeded in doing is making the humans wanting more wine. LOL!
😂 I think this was the 3rd "invasion gone wrong" story I've heard & they are pretty good comedies. They'd be great as episodes of a tv sitcom.
As a bartender for a significant portion of my life, I’d sign up to tend bar on an orbital pub around Alpha Centauri in a twin heartbeat.
Tibetans drink a fermented mixture of yaks milk and cannabis. It apparently makes everclear seem like a mild tasty beverage.
Listening to this hung over is the kind of irony I live and drink for 😂
....they have absolutely no idea how much toxic stuff and known lethal stuff for fun and entertainment.
I was expecting this to be abysmal, having given away the entire plot with the title. But storytelling is all about the details, and the many silly anecdotes were a delight to listen to.
"humans consume 24 billion liters of wine annually" somehow sounds both high and low to me 😅
The line about jagermeister being a cleaning supply made me chuckle
The story cleverly critiques human habits while portraying them as a strength against alien schemes
excellent fun and enjoyable especially the note of GRAPE
Excellent just the right level of humour to unwind
There's a novel called Clean Sweep about an Innkeeper who caters to aliens. Including Vampires. Who get drunk on caffeine. What happens when a hunky vampire injests 2 cups of coffee is hilarious. A later novel has female vampires having a drinking party hoping that they'll get the human woman drunk, lose control and start a fight without realizing that coffee will only make her need the bathroom.
"They never suspect their precious wine might be tampered with."
Me, looking through history and dozens of story plots: Um...
I got a hearty chuckle multiple times out of this story.
As a Georgian (country not a state) i want to say toast გაუმარჯოს გალაქტიკას (victory to galaxy)
I can't believe you used capcut for this 28 minutes long video!
I'm impressed.(And confused)
lol born and raised in Napa valley and my ears caught that
Great storytelling
25:42 in case you want to know more about this topic, look for every "hold my beer" story, ever. Especially on Sci fi realm for that "hitchkers guide to galaxy" dry type of english humor. 😂
All Hail Mad Dog 20-20
😂 Nebraska 😂underwater 😂 Local Farmer 😂 taste of 🍇. 😅 wine is too fancy.
Pipsqueak's description resembles Beaker from the Muppet Show.
Coincidence.... I think not
This was hilarious 😂
26:32 really??? That’s what gets them tipsy mineral water 😭🤣🤣
Mess with the wine all you want. But mess with my tequila, and there will be war.
Or because it's Tuesday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you can light it on fire in the dark and not see the flame, it's just about right.
the sound of someone existing in 3 dimensions.....wouldnt that just be normal?
My thought …
Thus the gargleblaster was born.
Nah if it’s not beer then humans won’t be effected
Are they gonna be able to operate a corkscrew?
Pipsqueak? LOL!
5:05 why the alien got that GYAT?
An underwater vineyard in Nebraska has the same energy as ocean front property in Arizona.
There has to be a world like Earth..And we meet them. And all calmity insues...
Let me introduce the aliens to something we like to call Jeppson's Malört.
Argued with a local farmer if Alien exists..... really...
I love this one
Unexpected Competence.....wow.
Aliens need a more imaginative name than blurp.
Blurp, was the most popular name in Alpha Centari! You elitist!
That was delightfully silly!
6:54 love ai renders of holding wine glass with out holding the glass 😂
this is hilarious!
Sorry guy, I am a tea totaler!!!
I might complain about the zanyness of this story, but right now I am hammered with whisky/coke, so there's that.
23:50 lifted from a Doctor Who episode.
We all had that moment before.
You good? Need a Gatorade or water?
Combat poetry is a legitimate strategy!!
lol hilarious!
Lol this is funny because I'm drinking moonshine!
Aliens gonna poison us?, we poison us!!!. 👽👽
The Archenemisis of the grape justice league and the bananasplits: the Sour Grapes.
This is hilarious
Weaponized poetry was used quite effectively by the Vaughans.
I feel Douglas Adams would have enjoyed this story.
Movie airplane type comedy great story!
i like absinthe. but if liquorice me like. but, add it to coca-cola and it tastes like blackjack sweets, if you know you know, same texture too.
Ah! That is where that weird flat earth theory come from 🤯
This wouldn't work on me. I don't drink wine. The only kind I've ever found that like is Sangria that's be in the fridge for 6 months after opening. That's when it gets good.
They should have tried something much stronger honestly it might have actually worked
Ya May Worek for The WINE O 'S. I Don't Drink It.
Should be call sci-fi ai story
That was funny.
So we are space Rasputin?
Meanwhile have you ever seen a bear while on DMT??
I thought that was Cocaine
4:00 ever heard of shrooms?
The wine is a little sus. 2024 has been a weird year. Also water is a solvent a very potent one.
What ever happened to Agent Squish?
Did the poir slob just cease to exist after the farmer one tze argument, guess we'll never know for sure
What about Slivovitz??
Funny they didn't mention piyotye
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😂😂😂😂 omg
lol