A͏s͏mongold Reacts to "TheVarus Strakes Buck" | By Internet Historian

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  • @IKMcGwee
    @IKMcGwee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3721

    I just hated how in the beginning all the celebrities were all like "its so hard not leaving our homes." So tragic that your trapped in your 5 acre homes with your personal theaters and gyms and pools and crap.

    • @TheSilverPhoenix100
      @TheSilverPhoenix100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

      The best was some on twitter calling people who wanted to return to work so they could feed their family "entitled" and that "they cant understand why people want to leave their homes when you can just have anything you need delivered to it", Celebrites have only proven how mind blowingly detatched they are from reality and how much they look down on average people

    • @legrowop3381
      @legrowop3381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There all hypocritical pieces of shit so dont worry

    • @patd4938
      @patd4938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they just have all those things because its normal having all those things in that community.. sad

    • @Bollindakid
      @Bollindakid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      “The greatest equalizer” LOLOL

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No prob in Montreal...
      Me: "I'm going [Insert place here].
      Anyone asking: "Bla-bla-bla, respect the bla of bla and have a nice bla, bla."
      Ps: Half-black French-Canadian and bilingual... Nobody gonna give me trouble with a fro' and a mask. Still male, yet being polite is enough for the trifecta of *carte blanche* ". Just saying, still being friendly and chill in my neighborhood allowed us 100% self-sustaining/handling. 👌😙👌

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    "Made us all equal"
    - *Madonna in a bathtub of milk and rose petals.*

    • @professionalfangster1510
      @professionalfangster1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm pretty sure most Americans can afford milk and rose petals.

    • @LewdBoi
      @LewdBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Imagine being american

    • @doege6263
      @doege6263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@professionalfangster1510 Do you understand how much milk you would need to buy to fill a bath tub? 💀

    • @ghostdragon5796
      @ghostdragon5796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think it'd be around 30 jugs or so

    • @jackofastora8962
      @jackofastora8962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@professionalfangster1510 poor people living in alleyways “Damn, why didn’t I think of that?”

  • @WisdomcubeWoW
    @WisdomcubeWoW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5093

    The Internet Historian is at peak South Park levels of greatness right now.

    • @SaintSullys
      @SaintSullys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Yeah to bad South Park now is peak trash

    • @TheGoodColonel
      @TheGoodColonel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@SaintSullys Yeah they can't outdo 2016-2020. Of course it's trash.

    • @kapybara8079
      @kapybara8079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      without the forced edginess of course

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As expected of someone who embraces the Korone Virus.

    • @Pain-mr2hn
      @Pain-mr2hn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This comment is cringe

  • @kleo2747
    @kleo2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    I think Asmon is literally the only streamer I’ve watched who saw the “approved for react streamers” joke at the beginning

    • @tzuyd
      @tzuyd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Little did he know, it WAS for him

    • @Baneofhumanity24
      @Baneofhumanity24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Really who besides Asmongold creates value-added react content. good comment,

    • @Hecatom
      @Hecatom ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Baneofhumanity24 moistcritical

    • @Phrscv
      @Phrscv ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Baneofhumanity24 for real, one of the few streamers that actually pause and add meaningful commentary sometimes. I find it hilarious when people get upset at streamers for pausing and talking during a video… like dawg, just go watch the damn video then. You can pause it whenever you so choose.
      But it’s understandable if the streamer just pauses to say absolutely nothing important lol.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Asmon reacting to him being in videos is priceless.

    • @robrobinson8597
      @robrobinson8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      When I saw the original video I knew I had to come here.

    • @nextnetworkent
      @nextnetworkent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's called stroking your ego

    • @sna1466
      @sna1466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Next Network entertainment it’s not like he knew. He just watches Internet Historian. He didn’t know that he was in the video before he watched it.

    • @BBSleepIn
      @BBSleepIn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@nextnetworkent it's called your a fucking buzzkill.

    • @Truthhurtz4u
      @Truthhurtz4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BBSleepIn simp much?

  • @thomashuizinga4618
    @thomashuizinga4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    The China thing is dark humor and you know what they say.
    “Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.”

    • @mateoreyes6921
      @mateoreyes6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ¿Is bad if i laugh at it?(your comment too)

    • @thomashuizinga4618
      @thomashuizinga4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@mateoreyes6921 Dude it's the Internet, you can laugh all you want

    • @ragnarock5043
      @ragnarock5043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dark humor is also like a good education, not everyone gets it.

    • @thomashuizinga4618
      @thomashuizinga4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ragnarock5043 Ha good one.

    • @professionalfangster1510
      @professionalfangster1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ragnarock5043 Which is why we got people thinking masks are gonna kill us.

  • @lianaeliado
    @lianaeliado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    So basically the US became a GTA 5 server in the quarantine

    • @fungoidshaman3120
      @fungoidshaman3120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's basicaly a loop of Moebius strip proportions at this point.

    • @adamvifrye2690
      @adamvifrye2690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      no, new york and cali became that... this is shit that applies to new york and cali.. its a big country.

    • @badassmofocker97
      @badassmofocker97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah but not all us Texas never put up with that shit. That's why asmons so surprised.

    • @pancholopez8829
      @pancholopez8829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adamvifrye2690 even then, I believe only in LA, as a Californian in the Desert Empire, things are calm here. Just blazing hot in the summer.

    • @adamvifrye2690
      @adamvifrye2690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pancholopez8829 LA, SF, SD, which is where all the people are. or atleast the majority, its a shame that its such a big state, which basically plays to the rules of those 3 cities.

  • @PrestonK_Productions
    @PrestonK_Productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

    "Your competition is now a Swedish boy who reacts to funny videos on his kitchen floor."
    That Swedish boy OWNED them.

    • @Kimari94
      @Kimari94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SIIMMPP

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@sammartin4639 Someone's butthurt.

    • @PrestonK_Productions
      @PrestonK_Productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@sammartin4639 "Fuck anyone who's racist. Fuck anyone who's sexist. It's wrong."
      -PewDiePie 2019
      1. Donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to help disparaged Indian children.
      2. Donated tens of thousands to black lives matter.
      3. Donated 100,000 to Lebanon red cross.
      While you're sitting around patting yourself on the back for fighting imaginary nazis, he's actually done something to help the causes you think you support. Go cry in the corner, take off your fucking Superman cape, and grow up.

    • @enrymion9681
      @enrymion9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@sammartin4639 Is that praise or condemnation? I can't tell.

    • @Justin-ee1mv
      @Justin-ee1mv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@sammartin4639 Pepega Clap WR

  • @gripghoulshorts2503
    @gripghoulshorts2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1913

    LOL trying to dodge demonetisation by calling it the varus
    *Respect*

    • @cloudwolf3972
      @cloudwolf3972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      maybe also because Nicki Minaj
      "CORONA VARUS!"

    • @Archy__
      @Archy__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That’ll show our reptilian overlords over at Google!!!1111

    • @wormengine
      @wormengine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its because it sounds like that in his accent too

    • @Rov-Nihil
      @Rov-Nihil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cloudwolf3972 its Bhad Babie... or Cardi B? dunno theyre all the same

    • @jperezjp444
      @jperezjp444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MrM274 same shit

  • @TheJosefter
    @TheJosefter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Internet Historian: Speaking of people that should be in prison... *Hollywood's best pops up*
    My sides: *launch into orbit*

  • @CainCorvinus
    @CainCorvinus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Missouri resident here. The name of the state is actually pronounced Misery.

    • @h0tar
      @h0tar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That sounds about right.

    • @amuro9624
      @amuro9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sounds like you need to find someone to take you out of Missouri

    • @Alphazans
      @Alphazans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *sees comment*
      "Well... Actually, that is quite plausible because, if I remember, it was once French territory before the Louisiana purchase... I better look this up"
      *runs it through some text to speech AKA Google translate*
      "Oh damn, that is crazy."

    • @jwebcoding7289
      @jwebcoding7289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Speak for yourself. I love this state!

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Especially if you live in St. Louis

  • @girishkumarpeddi6266
    @girishkumarpeddi6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    28:46 For those of you wondering how much those onions cost him. Here is a breakdown.
    India the price of onions can change greatly depending on the season and location, it can be low as Rs.30/kg to Rs.180/kg(this price is rare but I have seen it become that expensive)
    He bought 25520 kgs
    On the low end for 30/kg he spent Rs.765,600($10,420)
    On the high end for 180/kg he spent Rs.4,593,600($62,520)
    if you take the average of those two at 105/kg its Rs.2,679,600($36,470)
    To you in the US this might seem like its not a relatively large investment and loss. But that's only because you have not considered the cost of living and its corresponding average salary of a person. A person who is earning 1,2000,000($16330) a year is considered to be wealthy/a good financial position in society. And this typically takes someone at least 10 years of work experience to get this position.
    Note: I am not counting business owners(Im only counting salaries) and people who work in IT(This has a salary range too wide and besides yet most IT people only earn Rs400K to Rs.700K per year)

    • @GastNdorf
      @GastNdorf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know this is old but seeing as you say "price I've seen" I guess you may reference to market price? In general when you buy goods to sell you get them cheaper than market price, with whole sale and the fact that the market seller has added his own cut to the price, so it could have been cheaper I think.
      Also shit I'm in a country that's meant to be wealthy and I still think 36k is a lot

    • @goblinrat6119
      @goblinrat6119 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      According to multiple different market sites that monitor the market prices of various goods (in bulk) in India, you're highballing the price of onions even by your lowest estimation. The rates I acquired were between 13 and 21 Indian rupees per kg in bulk (derived from the per-quintal price in most cases, one quintal in the Indian market equaling 100kg), depending on type of onion and location. Which would put 25,520kgs of onions somewhere between 331,760 Indian rupees and 535,920 Indian rupees. Which comes to between $4012,40 and $6481,56.
      Either you are looking at some sort of a retail cost (incredibly unlikely our man would have just walked into a foodstore or a food market and asked for a literal truckload of onions), or finding some very different information. Alternatively, it may be that the price of onions in India has greatly come down from what it was in 2021.
      It is, to be fair, is still a decent amount of money for a regular dude, but I guess it was worth it to him.

  • @djdomain
    @djdomain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "...that's like, going to someone's funeral and playing Highway to Hell"
    Funny thing that did happen at my uncle's funeral, though he did request it.

    • @austincrouch2019
      @austincrouch2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cathl4953 i believe that’s the point though right? Who wants people to be sad at a funeral

    • @jd2192
      @jd2192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Someone I knew had "another one bites the dust", but the guy was a miserable dude and was his humour

  • @dylanfarris7647
    @dylanfarris7647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Imagine causing a worldwide pandemic, then buying out every countries stock of PPE just to try and resell it back to them for a profit lol.

    • @malcolm_in_the_middle
      @malcolm_in_the_middle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heroic.

    • @obamaprism1277
      @obamaprism1277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@Lewtable even worse, it worked. And if you want a refund, well shit, you won’t get one. China may be a dictatorship with no regards for human rights, but their system is truly effective.They literally just said to Chinese people all over the world to buy all safety equipment, and they just did what they were told to do. It’s kind of terrifying actually.

    • @mariofan1ish
      @mariofan1ish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Possibly the worst Communists ever, but god damn that's some good inspiration for an evil empire in some work of fiction.

    • @fallingcrane1986
      @fallingcrane1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gotta get that Silk Road going somehow!

    • @VarietyGamerChannel
      @VarietyGamerChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine selling something to someone then blaming them for buying it.

  • @elfireii328
    @elfireii328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I love that asmon actually pauses to read and talk about the more interesting talking points of videos he reacts too. Actually adds something.

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He actually REACTS, unlike most reactors I've seen. There are only a few reactors that I've seen that actually talk.

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@legendarymarston9174 I tried to watch Shrouds reactions to a couple videos. At best there is a laugh every so often, most of the time its just blank face silence.

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kempolar9768 He and another guy, which I don't remember his name but he's a streamer too, they bore me to death. They don't even react most of the time.

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, he could sit there eating or just leave to make his nuggies and leave the video playing to entertain his chat while he's not on screen

    • @uqs57bju
      @uqs57bju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The funny thing is. Based on your description Asmon is the only one who can't be sued successfully for copyright infringement. He is either purposefully transforming the content into something else or just by pure coincidence. It doesn't really matter what his intent is. He is one of the only streamers who adhere to the rules of free-use.

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "there wont be a part 3 unless something ridiculous happens"
    At this point im expecting a part 5

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Part 20 by now - probably

    • @theyoungmessiah420
      @theyoungmessiah420 ปีที่แล้ว

      Part 40 by now. @@Bladedcloud6159

    • @Barbarossa_F
      @Barbarossa_F ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Remember to thank a democrat for this new existence

  • @omabrax0555
    @omabrax0555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I respawn boys ..it's time to go again" hahahahahaha

  • @divinityd662
    @divinityd662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Dude steals stuff right out of a convience store? Totally ok! Dude gets caught with a 10th of an once of hemp? 20 years no parole!

    • @korpen2858
      @korpen2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Plant bad

    • @burakkose481
      @burakkose481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@korpen2858 Raycon good

    • @flimby872
      @flimby872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jffry890 and still get completely unreasonable sentences and forced into prison labor

    • @Khunark
      @Khunark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@flimby872 when life gives you lemons

    • @glitchydoll
      @glitchydoll ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@burakkose481I’ve come three years later to congratulate you on this joke. Good job.

  • @Sheemer2
    @Sheemer2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I've been watching Internet Historian before I ever heard of Asmongold but aside from watching IH's videos immediately, I have added 'Patiently wait for Asmongold's reaction video' to the tradition.

  • @Mungo658
    @Mungo658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    the whole snitches get rewards thing was such a tyrannical tone more than people know

    • @colbycoolby1592
      @colbycoolby1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Report any anti government sentiment to your local law enforcement office for a reward!

    • @quirkychap
      @quirkychap หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Peak authoritarian regime shit. It's like it was a test run to see what they could get away with in the future.
      Absolutely wretched, inhuman behavior.

  • @DeejayManii
    @DeejayManii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    FYI - The guy punching the kangaroo was saving his dog, he also had cancer, he has passed.

  • @divinityd662
    @divinityd662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I wish internet historian did a video on masks. There was a dude who brought a (fake) rocket launcher to subway near me because they wanted him to wear a mask. Quality KKona content

    • @Troller235
      @Troller235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao holy shit

    • @gravemind883
      @gravemind883 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember the mask protests.. so fucking stupid.

  • @poisonedcupcake6860
    @poisonedcupcake6860 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Aussie here, the Kangaroo stuff isn't fake. Our farmers are literal warriors.

  • @Mathus1
    @Mathus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Amazing how the Internet Historian is a better source of information than the American media.

    • @Bogglemanify
      @Bogglemanify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Random animals you see in the forest are a better source of information then the media. At least the animals don't actively lie to you.

    • @george_denbrough
      @george_denbrough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Bogglemanify I don't know man, those raccoons are pretty shifty...

    • @myfatassdick
      @myfatassdick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s not “the American media”
      It’s the main stream media
      This shit Isn’t run by real Americans
      It isn’t even run by Americans at all
      With all the anti American bullshit they’ve been posting for the last 5 years they’re showing their true colors and it’s not red white and blue it’s red and yellow

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@myfatassdick Kkona HELL YEAH BROTHER

    • @CompagnonDeMisere25
      @CompagnonDeMisere25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@myfatassdick Nice "no true scotsman" argument there buddy.

  • @user-qn7ty8ig7s
    @user-qn7ty8ig7s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I worked at Walgreen we have a no follow policy. So people just walk in, take stuff and leave all the time. Like that Clip of Atlanta where the dude steals shoes and leaves. Edit: Also almost all of those clips are Walgreens.

    • @smolkafilip
      @smolkafilip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No follow policy as in people can just walk in, steal openly, walk away and nobody will try to stop them? You can't even go "yeah, I'm going to keep following you until the cops catch up and then hand them the whole video, have a nice day"?

    • @darkness74185
      @darkness74185 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      at this rate you might's well put "no checkout just go" on the counter and you can slack all day with no one stopping you

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@smolkafilip Yes. This is exactly right. You were not allowed to do so, because they MIGHT be a legitimate customer, and the employees are not supposed to "harass the customers".
      And there were repeat offenders who came back regularly to basically just grab cases of beer from the cooler and walk right on out *every holiday*. I was there when it happened, the car idled out front and a guy walked past me as I was getting chips with the largest cases you could buy stacked in his arms and going "thanks b-tch" to the lady at checkout. She sighed and told me he came in every holiday, she tried to call the cops and they basically said "under $500 we just write a citation, it's a waste of our time, just ignore it".
      And corporate LP can't/won't do anything to cover the employees without a police report, SOOOOOO....
      Yah. Retail sucks to work, as basically there's NOBODY who's got your back.

    • @smolkafilip
      @smolkafilip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kereminde Oh my god, that's horrible. Fuck working in retail dude... And what the hell kind of police department do you have over there? Or do you have one of those woke prosecutors who decided that theft is an inequality issue and refuses to charge petty thieves?

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@smolkafilip It's... more complicated than that. I had a friends who worked with a badge, once upon a time, and I got to ask them about it. (I have no idea if they're still doing it, as I've moved since.)
      See, urban police departments often just don't want to deal with calls where there's no threat to life, OR where they're 90% sure it won't actually do any good.
      In this case, they write a citation (ticket) and the thief either pays it or blows it off. If they blow it off, there's an arrest warrant issued - but that's not the same as "send a squad car to arrest them"... not unless it was a violent crime, and just walking out of the store with goods?
      Really police work such as "petty theft" (what this is) is subject to the cost/benefit analysis. The question has to be "is it going to be worth our time?"...
      ... this is distressing to hear, but there is just only so much time, money, and so on to go around. Not to mention, there's already a problem with overcrowding in many jails so actually sending petty thieves to jail? Not... entirely an option worth pursuing.
      And again, I should reiterate, this isn't my personal view. This is how it got laid out to me by two different officers over two very different cities.

  • @matttthewcheng
    @matttthewcheng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Look around, man! All the cops are into something. It's Christmas! You could steal City Hall!" -Die Hard 3

    • @FonZeeREACTS
      @FonZeeREACTS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      niceee

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most of the time here, the cops are given stand down orders by politicians.
      Most of these cops would love to arrest the thieves and whatnot, they're paid by the hour after all, but due to all the George Floyd stuff, they're forced to not do anything.
      The mayor of Portland and the Minneapolis police chief are examples. They force their officers to stand down so they look like they care so they get reelected. It's just a big scummy politician PR stunt with real world consequences.

  • @danb596
    @danb596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "starts with an S"
    ..
    ..
    "states rights"
    Jebaited

    • @athras8822
      @athras8822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A governor continue the practice that his party supported 170 years ago...

  • @jordiemetie950
    @jordiemetie950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Always watch internet historuan twice, once when be uploads and once when asmon reacts to it :)

    • @ProjectKREO
      @ProjectKREO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep

    • @potatopatato1565
      @potatopatato1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here bruda

    • @boggle-tft4273
      @boggle-tft4273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hell yea brother

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IKR

    • @NewCandyCane
      @NewCandyCane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes! First one on your own pase and the video intented, second one how Asmos watches videos (pause every 2 mins)

  • @Nimbliebimblie
    @Nimbliebimblie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The best part of this video by IH was the "Milfanito" song from the Shrine of Amana in Dark Souls 2. Internet historian is an undisputed man of culture!!

  • @Number_055
    @Number_055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    For the longest time I wasn't sure what song I wanted at my funeral. The moment you joked about highway to hell, I _knew_ that was it.

  • @demonslayereren3970
    @demonslayereren3970 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Soviet Union style snitches working overtime

  • @fpscanada3862
    @fpscanada3862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Internet historian is really on top of the game right now

  • @danb596
    @danb596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Whats funny about that"
    Tragedy + Time x internet means everything is instantly funny. "too soon" was a dead meme a long time ago

    • @fillosof66689
      @fillosof66689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's also a case of most people having no real emotional attachment to the ridiculously large sums of tax money the governments operate with.

  • @DrexisEbon
    @DrexisEbon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Yes. It's unreasonable to expect the government to do anything that doesn't give them more power.

    • @tobyharrison4702
      @tobyharrison4702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No what’s unreasonable to not expect, is for them to do anything that doesn’t make them money.

    • @DrexisEbon
      @DrexisEbon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tobyharrison4702 Possibly, but I would argue that striving for money when you already have it is the same thing as striving for power. More money, more power.

    • @tobyharrison4702
      @tobyharrison4702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DrexisEbon fair point.

  • @definitelyscrewed2295
    @definitelyscrewed2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Would you say that you are sorry?"
    "Don't hate the player, hate the game"

    • @Ven0mancer
      @Ven0mancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its fine for the people who are already rich to do it why not me

  • @cthulaid9894
    @cthulaid9894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    When I was watching this video alone, i had to stop and take a 30 minute break between the celebrity clips because they were so cringe, watching it with asmon there makes it 100000x more bearable (and already knowing whats gonna happen gives me time to brace myself)

  • @kurtkrusader
    @kurtkrusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Is that what they do over there?" Don't pretend like you guys don't armor up your dogs and go pig hunting out in Texas lol

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pigs generally, usually don't put our dogs in choke holds

  • @kingofrivia1248
    @kingofrivia1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The Virus once again proved what a perfect talk show host conan is - i could watch his podcast for days - just absolutely born to entertain - the others were terrible before thsi

    • @Killthreath
      @Killthreath ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s baffling how uninteresting the Jimmies are

    • @Fgway
      @Fgway ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There can be only Craig ✊

  • @cynetyc2830
    @cynetyc2830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    41:49 That cangaroo is buffed as hell!

  • @biestro7784
    @biestro7784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Twitch chat just seems to have gotten so much stupider recently, what happened? What attracted these waves of spergs?

    • @toshiro-kano
      @toshiro-kano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Covid keeping idiots and kids home, political and civil unrest fueled by the spreading of misinformation and people then not doing their own research and just believing everything they see on the internet as facts.

    • @dankiusmemeiusmaximustheth1648
      @dankiusmemeiusmaximustheth1648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Asmongold

    • @biestro7784
      @biestro7784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Electro_blob Ok bud, if thats what you tell yourself to go to sleep at night, keep on believing that.

    • @toshiro-kano
      @toshiro-kano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@biestro7784 I mean I agree with his statement but sadly I see more of the opposite on twitch.

    • @tomebundalevski1872
      @tomebundalevski1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@toshiro-kano Those kids are all around social media. With covid, they have nothing better to do and they're the ones causing mayhem all around America. This needs to stop immediately/ASAP, because that generation is getting dumber every day it seems. It's quite sad, tbh.

  • @jgf4224
    @jgf4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    18:35 That alone is funnier than all the "comedians" whole careers combined.

  • @TheOne23_
    @TheOne23_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    36:51 “states rights” bruh that got me

  • @foxman105
    @foxman105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yeah the guy really cares for his dog. I'm not sure what I'd do but I'd certainly be afraid to comfront THAT. Also that's quite impressive that he managed to one punch a kangaroo to submission. Those things will break your bones. Also it looks like a long blade hunting knife, or a survival knife, that he has holstered.

  • @theterribleshow5462
    @theterribleshow5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Lmao, twitch chat really dumb in this one.

    • @Pokeringo
      @Pokeringo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      twitch chat was always stupid...

    • @CloudCollapse
      @CloudCollapse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Can't believe chat was spamming that the kangaroo video was fake. How the fuck do you train a buff ass kangaroo to attack a dog and take a right hook to the face?

    • @tamiwu0346
      @tamiwu0346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      they held onto amercan politics for waaay too long.

    • @cabezadetermo248
      @cabezadetermo248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hasan fan?

    • @TheCollapse410
      @TheCollapse410 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CloudCollapsecan't believe they also said shit like watching the crime and saying, trumps America?!?! Wtf how dumb can u be. I mean wtf? It's all blue cities and it's happening more then ever AND Republicans didn't want to defend police BUT they think it's Trump's America? And wear the mask ret**ds? Well we won that one.

  • @joab757
    @joab757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    LA mayor said that about those who snitched out their neighbors.

  • @kevinheckart
    @kevinheckart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how he shows a picture of Kansas City as a representation of the whole state of Missouri.

  • @rhyscallinan3727
    @rhyscallinan3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Okay that man punching a kangaroo is the most Australian thing I've ever seen, and I fucking live there.

  • @geraldbautista3800
    @geraldbautista3800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I sometimes wonder if this video would be presented in a history class for children in the future.

  • @barrydabwob5321
    @barrydabwob5321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The funny parts about seeing the people steal from the stores is accurate because at most store you legally can’t do shit about em

  • @starwarsfamilyguy0
    @starwarsfamilyguy0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    33:54 this is actually insane, thats a dedicated populace

  • @LOLSKU115
    @LOLSKU115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I’m waiting for internet historian to comment :)

  • @thevorst6119
    @thevorst6119 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:24 these people deserve any retaliation they receive, barring the extreme. Secret police are evil.

  • @Ebb0Productions
    @Ebb0Productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    HI CHAT. YOU ARE WITNESSED!

  • @darklegion3693
    @darklegion3693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    27:48 is The spiffing brit if anyone is curious.

    • @yabbadabbado4103
      @yabbadabbado4103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Infinite money glitch in Skyrim?

    • @TheCollapse410
      @TheCollapse410 ปีที่แล้ว

      The infinite get out of jail glitch.

  • @gcmguitar7109
    @gcmguitar7109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's like going to someone's funeral and playing "Highway to Hell"
    I felt that bru.

  • @Nexo122
    @Nexo122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Im suprised that Asmon dosent have an emote "Pausemongold"

    • @sbsftw4232
      @sbsftw4232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's PauseChamp, you weeb.

    • @dorkendoddel430
      @dorkendoddel430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He totally did. Use your geass.

  • @pigifi
    @pigifi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    your reaction that you got used for a picture for breaking quarantine is priceless.

  • @CRAYZ33T
    @CRAYZ33T 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    love how he mentions a 1997 Honda Civic being less than $1,000. They are still selling for anywhere from $6 - $11,000.

  • @Ecliptor.
    @Ecliptor. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    17:55 the irony

    • @supersuit5790
      @supersuit5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is Asmon a celebrity? Lmao

    • @thegamingpeper536
      @thegamingpeper536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No he is not a celebrity but a influencer which is much worse

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@supersuit5790
      noun
      a famous person, especially in entertainment or sport.

    • @marvinmartinsYT
      @marvinmartinsYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheGamingPeper Influencer = person with no talent or skills of use.

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dimkacracker yeah and what's funny isn't only that comment itself. But the fact that he likes to make statements and pseudo-speeches all the time and some people take him as the voice of reason.
      It's both funny and cringe.

  • @samderry6305
    @samderry6305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol wtf Arnold wasn’t chill at all. “Fuck your freedoms” is his quote that comes to mind.

  • @LheWaton
    @LheWaton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "people that made content at expense of others " OMEGALUL

  • @properwaffles
    @properwaffles ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never thought that I’d be intrigued by an ad for earbuds. Well done, sir.

  • @Asin24
    @Asin24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hot damn, Highway to Hell, I never thought of that for my funeral music but now I must make sure that is playing.

  • @PartStupid
    @PartStupid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:33 - Trust me I get it, you pausing and rewinding and going off on too many tangents on this one is making me feel the same way. The anxiety is real.

  • @azkalimas
    @azkalimas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    39:12 I thought that was my connection going bad lmao

    • @fallenplays
      @fallenplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah just the editor goofed hard thar.

  • @mechanicallycreative9788
    @mechanicallycreative9788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    70 percent of them are lawyers.

  • @Anastius50
    @Anastius50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    missed potential on the "jimmy, jimmy and female jimmy" line because jimin was shown too

  • @darthmongoltheunwise8776
    @darthmongoltheunwise8776 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Apparently Kangaroos have some built in hatred for anything that even looks like a dog, because of dingos, so they are prone to aggression towards all canines

  • @SeanTheOriginal
    @SeanTheOriginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you DON'T burst into my funeral blasting Highway to Hell then I ain't coming.

  • @MaestroAlvis
    @MaestroAlvis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:00 a friendly reminder that these stores reported record profits.

  • @sorrygiraffe5723
    @sorrygiraffe5723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Asmongold: the guy on the left
    Twitch chat: Left pepega
    What?

  • @ftbllguy2515
    @ftbllguy2515 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude tagging the roo is still a classic clip. Don't fuck with a man's dog 👍.

  • @haodayu2265
    @haodayu2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    China is better at capitalism than the US is, that sections makes me laugh so hard

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why worry about regulating the market if your country is an immoral dictatorship to begin with amarite?

    • @haodayu2265
      @haodayu2265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dogol284 Don't act like countries in the Western Hemisphere is at some sort of moral plateau. If you truly love the concepts of so-called "democracy" and "human rights" which are used to gaslight people in those regimes in order to make them believe they are actually part of the ruling class's repertoire, then wiping your lenses is probably not a bad idea after all.

  • @letmyspiritgofree3426
    @letmyspiritgofree3426 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    @5:05 Yeah those Snitches about to get rewarded with stitches

  • @dollmaker6599
    @dollmaker6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    To all of you trying to harass him about 3:26, maybe take a proper look next time, he isnt making fun of his appearance, but rather that the guy is constantly spitting when talking

    • @bloodiron8255
      @bloodiron8255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The guy in the video is a comedian named Vic Dibitetto , he was doing it on purpose for the skit just to clear that up as well

    • @toshiro-kano
      @toshiro-kano 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he's making fun of him. That's bad according to asmon.

  • @JustAGroundhog
    @JustAGroundhog ปีที่แล้ว

    29:03 That sound bite is courtesy of Chef Jean Pierre.

  • @KalmoK
    @KalmoK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In Finland you can't get to prison without over 2 year sentence now.. well you don't get to prison, you go to prison, but whatever

  • @TheHuntermj
    @TheHuntermj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Getting doxxed for snitching is a "Stupid tax" as you would call it

  • @jeanpierre3061
    @jeanpierre3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't believe Asmon hasn't seen the video where the guy punches a kangaroo

  • @hinkaeger8765
    @hinkaeger8765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:36 Yes u have to deal with it. This is your new matrix hinder firewall. You have unlocked a new road to your "journey" of life

  • @UltraAlex2000
    @UltraAlex2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Chat saying “EU cops” when talking about Victoria, Australia shows the level of culture the average US Twitch viewer has.

  • @garypinholster1962
    @garypinholster1962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "that's like going to someones funeral and playing 'highway to hell'" omfg I'm dying.

  • @Zaradorian
    @Zaradorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    If this isnt proof that humans won't make it I dont know what is.

    • @XenoSpyro
      @XenoSpyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "We'll make it." - Chief

    • @seveneyes77
      @seveneyes77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make it where though

    • @Zaradorian
      @Zaradorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seveneyes77 In the universe

    • @qvd3533
      @qvd3533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was NA, they're subhumans EU EZ Clap

    • @shermancakes457
      @shermancakes457 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO 😂 ...

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:00 Surprise Communism!
    30:40 And that's Capitalism.
    Pick one.

  • @MukuonChannel
    @MukuonChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    >Calling out bad jokes are bad because of lack of laugh tracks.
    >Literally has the chat going LULs and KekW's
    Pot calling the Kettle black, baldy.

    • @williardp.rothschildiii8338
      @williardp.rothschildiii8338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shut up and try to type that to make sense

    • @MukuonChannel
      @MukuonChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williardp.rothschildiii8338 Like your response?

    • @golagiswatchingyou2966
      @golagiswatchingyou2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you do realise they do that all on their own without having a sign say ''laugh'' or ''clap'' in their living room right?

    • @MukuonChannel
      @MukuonChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@golagiswatchingyou2966 They laugh because Asmon says the keyword "funny" and "kekW". Do you really think 90% of the chat are LULing because of their own? Heh, eh... no.
      Don't even try to defend twitch chat, its not a worthy hill to die on.

    • @golagiswatchingyou2966
      @golagiswatchingyou2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MukuonChannel uhhhh oke.... Emotional much?

  • @sianth2264
    @sianth2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:39 *Cries With 96 Honda Accord*

  • @shaunkimmitt8647
    @shaunkimmitt8647 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2 years later and this is still funny. Just don’t ever forget this was real and people supported it because they couldn’t get over their doo doo politics. This was a disgusting era of humanity ushered in by you know which side

  • @Awwwwbruz
    @Awwwwbruz ปีที่แล้ว

    The vic debetto spitting video does me in everytime 🤣😂

  • @Zeyadalharbi.
    @Zeyadalharbi. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the highway to hell one made me lose it

  • @rossvaljr.3852
    @rossvaljr.3852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can tell my man is having a good time after he showed up on the video

  • @Chimichungus69
    @Chimichungus69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Weird, major cities... NY and LA are both Democratically ran. I lived in Portland OR 5 years ago and am so glad I left that cesspool.

  • @lndfire475
    @lndfire475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only illegal to price gouge when it's the little man

  • @RayleEntair
    @RayleEntair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Real talk. Please play 'Highway to Hell' at my funeral. Please.

  • @morbidsparrow
    @morbidsparrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish this were a thing as I worked in retail in 2020 and I would have BANK now. I would have snitched out so much. Every day we had a “coin shortage” it would have been me cashing in those snitch checks. Living in the south would have finally paid off.

  • @kernaburna
    @kernaburna ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best part is how comedians aren't actually funny

  • @MimicGriphon
    @MimicGriphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:20 I have a cop friend who would 100% say stuff like that.

  • @thepsychomagus
    @thepsychomagus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I bet there are people that have requested Highway to Hell to be played at their funeral.

  • @mikaeleriksson144
    @mikaeleriksson144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:05 yeah, as they should. You get what you give out.

  • @beatziegraham6928
    @beatziegraham6928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    There's a part 2. I knew it!

    • @gloomy9100
      @gloomy9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2020 ain't over yet

    • @beatziegraham6928
      @beatziegraham6928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gloomy9100 unfortunately your right lol

  • @bigdot2355
    @bigdot2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Been waiting for Asmon to react to this. Worth it!