I just hated how in the beginning all the celebrities were all like "its so hard not leaving our homes." So tragic that your trapped in your 5 acre homes with your personal theaters and gyms and pools and crap.
The best was some on twitter calling people who wanted to return to work so they could feed their family "entitled" and that "they cant understand why people want to leave their homes when you can just have anything you need delivered to it", Celebrites have only proven how mind blowingly detatched they are from reality and how much they look down on average people
No prob in Montreal... Me: "I'm going [Insert place here]. Anyone asking: "Bla-bla-bla, respect the bla of bla and have a nice bla, bla." Ps: Half-black French-Canadian and bilingual... Nobody gonna give me trouble with a fro' and a mask. Still male, yet being polite is enough for the trifecta of *carte blanche* ". Just saying, still being friendly and chill in my neighborhood allowed us 100% self-sustaining/handling. 👌😙👌
@@Baneofhumanity24 for real, one of the few streamers that actually pause and add meaningful commentary sometimes. I find it hilarious when people get upset at streamers for pausing and talking during a video… like dawg, just go watch the damn video then. You can pause it whenever you so choose. But it’s understandable if the streamer just pauses to say absolutely nothing important lol.
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Asmon reacting to him being in videos is priceless.
@@pancholopez8829 LA, SF, SD, which is where all the people are. or atleast the majority, its a shame that its such a big state, which basically plays to the rules of those 3 cities.
@@sammartin4639 "Fuck anyone who's racist. Fuck anyone who's sexist. It's wrong." -PewDiePie 2019 1. Donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to help disparaged Indian children. 2. Donated tens of thousands to black lives matter. 3. Donated 100,000 to Lebanon red cross. While you're sitting around patting yourself on the back for fighting imaginary nazis, he's actually done something to help the causes you think you support. Go cry in the corner, take off your fucking Superman cape, and grow up.
*sees comment* "Well... Actually, that is quite plausible because, if I remember, it was once French territory before the Louisiana purchase... I better look this up" *runs it through some text to speech AKA Google translate* "Oh damn, that is crazy."
28:46 For those of you wondering how much those onions cost him. Here is a breakdown. India the price of onions can change greatly depending on the season and location, it can be low as Rs.30/kg to Rs.180/kg(this price is rare but I have seen it become that expensive) He bought 25520 kgs On the low end for 30/kg he spent Rs.765,600($10,420) On the high end for 180/kg he spent Rs.4,593,600($62,520) if you take the average of those two at 105/kg its Rs.2,679,600($36,470) To you in the US this might seem like its not a relatively large investment and loss. But that's only because you have not considered the cost of living and its corresponding average salary of a person. A person who is earning 1,2000,000($16330) a year is considered to be wealthy/a good financial position in society. And this typically takes someone at least 10 years of work experience to get this position. Note: I am not counting business owners(Im only counting salaries) and people who work in IT(This has a salary range too wide and besides yet most IT people only earn Rs400K to Rs.700K per year)
I know this is old but seeing as you say "price I've seen" I guess you may reference to market price? In general when you buy goods to sell you get them cheaper than market price, with whole sale and the fact that the market seller has added his own cut to the price, so it could have been cheaper I think. Also shit I'm in a country that's meant to be wealthy and I still think 36k is a lot
According to multiple different market sites that monitor the market prices of various goods (in bulk) in India, you're highballing the price of onions even by your lowest estimation. The rates I acquired were between 13 and 21 Indian rupees per kg in bulk (derived from the per-quintal price in most cases, one quintal in the Indian market equaling 100kg), depending on type of onion and location. Which would put 25,520kgs of onions somewhere between 331,760 Indian rupees and 535,920 Indian rupees. Which comes to between $4012,40 and $6481,56. Either you are looking at some sort of a retail cost (incredibly unlikely our man would have just walked into a foodstore or a food market and asked for a literal truckload of onions), or finding some very different information. Alternatively, it may be that the price of onions in India has greatly come down from what it was in 2021. It is, to be fair, is still a decent amount of money for a regular dude, but I guess it was worth it to him.
@@Lewtable even worse, it worked. And if you want a refund, well shit, you won’t get one. China may be a dictatorship with no regards for human rights, but their system is truly effective.They literally just said to Chinese people all over the world to buy all safety equipment, and they just did what they were told to do. It’s kind of terrifying actually.
@@legendarymarston9174 I tried to watch Shrouds reactions to a couple videos. At best there is a laugh every so often, most of the time its just blank face silence.
@@kempolar9768 He and another guy, which I don't remember his name but he's a streamer too, they bore me to death. They don't even react most of the time.
The funny thing is. Based on your description Asmon is the only one who can't be sued successfully for copyright infringement. He is either purposefully transforming the content into something else or just by pure coincidence. It doesn't really matter what his intent is. He is one of the only streamers who adhere to the rules of free-use.
I've been watching Internet Historian before I ever heard of Asmongold but aside from watching IH's videos immediately, I have added 'Patiently wait for Asmongold's reaction video' to the tradition.
I wish internet historian did a video on masks. There was a dude who brought a (fake) rocket launcher to subway near me because they wanted him to wear a mask. Quality KKona content
It’s not “the American media” It’s the main stream media This shit Isn’t run by real Americans It isn’t even run by Americans at all With all the anti American bullshit they’ve been posting for the last 5 years they’re showing their true colors and it’s not red white and blue it’s red and yellow
I worked at Walgreen we have a no follow policy. So people just walk in, take stuff and leave all the time. Like that Clip of Atlanta where the dude steals shoes and leaves. Edit: Also almost all of those clips are Walgreens.
No follow policy as in people can just walk in, steal openly, walk away and nobody will try to stop them? You can't even go "yeah, I'm going to keep following you until the cops catch up and then hand them the whole video, have a nice day"?
@@smolkafilip Yes. This is exactly right. You were not allowed to do so, because they MIGHT be a legitimate customer, and the employees are not supposed to "harass the customers". And there were repeat offenders who came back regularly to basically just grab cases of beer from the cooler and walk right on out *every holiday*. I was there when it happened, the car idled out front and a guy walked past me as I was getting chips with the largest cases you could buy stacked in his arms and going "thanks b-tch" to the lady at checkout. She sighed and told me he came in every holiday, she tried to call the cops and they basically said "under $500 we just write a citation, it's a waste of our time, just ignore it". And corporate LP can't/won't do anything to cover the employees without a police report, SOOOOOO.... Yah. Retail sucks to work, as basically there's NOBODY who's got your back.
@@kereminde Oh my god, that's horrible. Fuck working in retail dude... And what the hell kind of police department do you have over there? Or do you have one of those woke prosecutors who decided that theft is an inequality issue and refuses to charge petty thieves?
@@smolkafilip It's... more complicated than that. I had a friends who worked with a badge, once upon a time, and I got to ask them about it. (I have no idea if they're still doing it, as I've moved since.) See, urban police departments often just don't want to deal with calls where there's no threat to life, OR where they're 90% sure it won't actually do any good. In this case, they write a citation (ticket) and the thief either pays it or blows it off. If they blow it off, there's an arrest warrant issued - but that's not the same as "send a squad car to arrest them"... not unless it was a violent crime, and just walking out of the store with goods? Really police work such as "petty theft" (what this is) is subject to the cost/benefit analysis. The question has to be "is it going to be worth our time?"... ... this is distressing to hear, but there is just only so much time, money, and so on to go around. Not to mention, there's already a problem with overcrowding in many jails so actually sending petty thieves to jail? Not... entirely an option worth pursuing. And again, I should reiterate, this isn't my personal view. This is how it got laid out to me by two different officers over two very different cities.
Most of the time here, the cops are given stand down orders by politicians. Most of these cops would love to arrest the thieves and whatnot, they're paid by the hour after all, but due to all the George Floyd stuff, they're forced to not do anything. The mayor of Portland and the Minneapolis police chief are examples. They force their officers to stand down so they look like they care so they get reelected. It's just a big scummy politician PR stunt with real world consequences.
The best part of this video by IH was the "Milfanito" song from the Shrine of Amana in Dark Souls 2. Internet historian is an undisputed man of culture!!
@@tobyharrison4702 Possibly, but I would argue that striving for money when you already have it is the same thing as striving for power. More money, more power.
When I was watching this video alone, i had to stop and take a 30 minute break between the celebrity clips because they were so cringe, watching it with asmon there makes it 100000x more bearable (and already knowing whats gonna happen gives me time to brace myself)
The Virus once again proved what a perfect talk show host conan is - i could watch his podcast for days - just absolutely born to entertain - the others were terrible before thsi
Covid keeping idiots and kids home, political and civil unrest fueled by the spreading of misinformation and people then not doing their own research and just believing everything they see on the internet as facts.
@@toshiro-kano Those kids are all around social media. With covid, they have nothing better to do and they're the ones causing mayhem all around America. This needs to stop immediately/ASAP, because that generation is getting dumber every day it seems. It's quite sad, tbh.
Yeah the guy really cares for his dog. I'm not sure what I'd do but I'd certainly be afraid to comfront THAT. Also that's quite impressive that he managed to one punch a kangaroo to submission. Those things will break your bones. Also it looks like a long blade hunting knife, or a survival knife, that he has holstered.
Can't believe chat was spamming that the kangaroo video was fake. How the fuck do you train a buff ass kangaroo to attack a dog and take a right hook to the face?
@@CloudCollapsecan't believe they also said shit like watching the crime and saying, trumps America?!?! Wtf how dumb can u be. I mean wtf? It's all blue cities and it's happening more then ever AND Republicans didn't want to defend police BUT they think it's Trump's America? And wear the mask ret**ds? Well we won that one.
@@dimkacracker yeah and what's funny isn't only that comment itself. But the fact that he likes to make statements and pseudo-speeches all the time and some people take him as the voice of reason. It's both funny and cringe.
21:33 - Trust me I get it, you pausing and rewinding and going off on too many tangents on this one is making me feel the same way. The anxiety is real.
Apparently Kangaroos have some built in hatred for anything that even looks like a dog, because of dingos, so they are prone to aggression towards all canines
@@dogol284 Don't act like countries in the Western Hemisphere is at some sort of moral plateau. If you truly love the concepts of so-called "democracy" and "human rights" which are used to gaslight people in those regimes in order to make them believe they are actually part of the ruling class's repertoire, then wiping your lenses is probably not a bad idea after all.
To all of you trying to harass him about 3:26, maybe take a proper look next time, he isnt making fun of his appearance, but rather that the guy is constantly spitting when talking
@@golagiswatchingyou2966 They laugh because Asmon says the keyword "funny" and "kekW". Do you really think 90% of the chat are LULing because of their own? Heh, eh... no. Don't even try to defend twitch chat, its not a worthy hill to die on.
2 years later and this is still funny. Just don’t ever forget this was real and people supported it because they couldn’t get over their doo doo politics. This was a disgusting era of humanity ushered in by you know which side
I wish this were a thing as I worked in retail in 2020 and I would have BANK now. I would have snitched out so much. Every day we had a “coin shortage” it would have been me cashing in those snitch checks. Living in the south would have finally paid off.
I just hated how in the beginning all the celebrities were all like "its so hard not leaving our homes." So tragic that your trapped in your 5 acre homes with your personal theaters and gyms and pools and crap.
The best was some on twitter calling people who wanted to return to work so they could feed their family "entitled" and that "they cant understand why people want to leave their homes when you can just have anything you need delivered to it", Celebrites have only proven how mind blowingly detatched they are from reality and how much they look down on average people
There all hypocritical pieces of shit so dont worry
they just have all those things because its normal having all those things in that community.. sad
“The greatest equalizer” LOLOL
No prob in Montreal...
Me: "I'm going [Insert place here].
Anyone asking: "Bla-bla-bla, respect the bla of bla and have a nice bla, bla."
Ps: Half-black French-Canadian and bilingual... Nobody gonna give me trouble with a fro' and a mask. Still male, yet being polite is enough for the trifecta of *carte blanche* ". Just saying, still being friendly and chill in my neighborhood allowed us 100% self-sustaining/handling. 👌😙👌
"Made us all equal"
- *Madonna in a bathtub of milk and rose petals.*
I'm pretty sure most Americans can afford milk and rose petals.
Imagine being american
@@professionalfangster1510 Do you understand how much milk you would need to buy to fill a bath tub? 💀
I think it'd be around 30 jugs or so
@@professionalfangster1510 poor people living in alleyways “Damn, why didn’t I think of that?”
The Internet Historian is at peak South Park levels of greatness right now.
Yeah to bad South Park now is peak trash
@@SaintSullys Yeah they can't outdo 2016-2020. Of course it's trash.
without the forced edginess of course
As expected of someone who embraces the Korone Virus.
This comment is cringe
I think Asmon is literally the only streamer I’ve watched who saw the “approved for react streamers” joke at the beginning
Little did he know, it WAS for him
Really who besides Asmongold creates value-added react content. good comment,
@@Baneofhumanity24 moistcritical
@@Baneofhumanity24 for real, one of the few streamers that actually pause and add meaningful commentary sometimes. I find it hilarious when people get upset at streamers for pausing and talking during a video… like dawg, just go watch the damn video then. You can pause it whenever you so choose.
But it’s understandable if the streamer just pauses to say absolutely nothing important lol.
Asmon reacting to him being in videos is priceless.
When I saw the original video I knew I had to come here.
It's called stroking your ego
Next Network entertainment it’s not like he knew. He just watches Internet Historian. He didn’t know that he was in the video before he watched it.
@@nextnetworkent it's called your a fucking buzzkill.
@@BBSleepIn simp much?
The China thing is dark humor and you know what they say.
“Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.”
¿Is bad if i laugh at it?(your comment too)
@@mateoreyes6921 Dude it's the Internet, you can laugh all you want
Dark humor is also like a good education, not everyone gets it.
@@ragnarock5043 Ha good one.
@@ragnarock5043 Which is why we got people thinking masks are gonna kill us.
So basically the US became a GTA 5 server in the quarantine
It's basicaly a loop of Moebius strip proportions at this point.
no, new york and cali became that... this is shit that applies to new york and cali.. its a big country.
Yeah but not all us Texas never put up with that shit. That's why asmons so surprised.
@@adamvifrye2690 even then, I believe only in LA, as a Californian in the Desert Empire, things are calm here. Just blazing hot in the summer.
@@pancholopez8829 LA, SF, SD, which is where all the people are. or atleast the majority, its a shame that its such a big state, which basically plays to the rules of those 3 cities.
"Your competition is now a Swedish boy who reacts to funny videos on his kitchen floor."
That Swedish boy OWNED them.
SIIMMPP
@@sammartin4639 Someone's butthurt.
@@sammartin4639 "Fuck anyone who's racist. Fuck anyone who's sexist. It's wrong."
-PewDiePie 2019
1. Donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to help disparaged Indian children.
2. Donated tens of thousands to black lives matter.
3. Donated 100,000 to Lebanon red cross.
While you're sitting around patting yourself on the back for fighting imaginary nazis, he's actually done something to help the causes you think you support. Go cry in the corner, take off your fucking Superman cape, and grow up.
@@sammartin4639 Is that praise or condemnation? I can't tell.
@@sammartin4639 Pepega Clap WR
LOL trying to dodge demonetisation by calling it the varus
*Respect*
maybe also because Nicki Minaj
"CORONA VARUS!"
That’ll show our reptilian overlords over at Google!!!1111
its because it sounds like that in his accent too
@@cloudwolf3972 its Bhad Babie... or Cardi B? dunno theyre all the same
@@MrM274 same shit
Internet Historian: Speaking of people that should be in prison... *Hollywood's best pops up*
My sides: *launch into orbit*
Missouri resident here. The name of the state is actually pronounced Misery.
That sounds about right.
Sounds like you need to find someone to take you out of Missouri
*sees comment*
"Well... Actually, that is quite plausible because, if I remember, it was once French territory before the Louisiana purchase... I better look this up"
*runs it through some text to speech AKA Google translate*
"Oh damn, that is crazy."
Speak for yourself. I love this state!
Especially if you live in St. Louis
28:46 For those of you wondering how much those onions cost him. Here is a breakdown.
India the price of onions can change greatly depending on the season and location, it can be low as Rs.30/kg to Rs.180/kg(this price is rare but I have seen it become that expensive)
He bought 25520 kgs
On the low end for 30/kg he spent Rs.765,600($10,420)
On the high end for 180/kg he spent Rs.4,593,600($62,520)
if you take the average of those two at 105/kg its Rs.2,679,600($36,470)
To you in the US this might seem like its not a relatively large investment and loss. But that's only because you have not considered the cost of living and its corresponding average salary of a person. A person who is earning 1,2000,000($16330) a year is considered to be wealthy/a good financial position in society. And this typically takes someone at least 10 years of work experience to get this position.
Note: I am not counting business owners(Im only counting salaries) and people who work in IT(This has a salary range too wide and besides yet most IT people only earn Rs400K to Rs.700K per year)
I know this is old but seeing as you say "price I've seen" I guess you may reference to market price? In general when you buy goods to sell you get them cheaper than market price, with whole sale and the fact that the market seller has added his own cut to the price, so it could have been cheaper I think.
Also shit I'm in a country that's meant to be wealthy and I still think 36k is a lot
According to multiple different market sites that monitor the market prices of various goods (in bulk) in India, you're highballing the price of onions even by your lowest estimation. The rates I acquired were between 13 and 21 Indian rupees per kg in bulk (derived from the per-quintal price in most cases, one quintal in the Indian market equaling 100kg), depending on type of onion and location. Which would put 25,520kgs of onions somewhere between 331,760 Indian rupees and 535,920 Indian rupees. Which comes to between $4012,40 and $6481,56.
Either you are looking at some sort of a retail cost (incredibly unlikely our man would have just walked into a foodstore or a food market and asked for a literal truckload of onions), or finding some very different information. Alternatively, it may be that the price of onions in India has greatly come down from what it was in 2021.
It is, to be fair, is still a decent amount of money for a regular dude, but I guess it was worth it to him.
"...that's like, going to someone's funeral and playing Highway to Hell"
Funny thing that did happen at my uncle's funeral, though he did request it.
@@cathl4953 i believe that’s the point though right? Who wants people to be sad at a funeral
Someone I knew had "another one bites the dust", but the guy was a miserable dude and was his humour
Imagine causing a worldwide pandemic, then buying out every countries stock of PPE just to try and resell it back to them for a profit lol.
Heroic.
@@Lewtable even worse, it worked. And if you want a refund, well shit, you won’t get one. China may be a dictatorship with no regards for human rights, but their system is truly effective.They literally just said to Chinese people all over the world to buy all safety equipment, and they just did what they were told to do. It’s kind of terrifying actually.
Possibly the worst Communists ever, but god damn that's some good inspiration for an evil empire in some work of fiction.
Gotta get that Silk Road going somehow!
Imagine selling something to someone then blaming them for buying it.
I love that asmon actually pauses to read and talk about the more interesting talking points of videos he reacts too. Actually adds something.
He actually REACTS, unlike most reactors I've seen. There are only a few reactors that I've seen that actually talk.
@@legendarymarston9174 I tried to watch Shrouds reactions to a couple videos. At best there is a laugh every so often, most of the time its just blank face silence.
@@kempolar9768 He and another guy, which I don't remember his name but he's a streamer too, they bore me to death. They don't even react most of the time.
Yeah, he could sit there eating or just leave to make his nuggies and leave the video playing to entertain his chat while he's not on screen
The funny thing is. Based on your description Asmon is the only one who can't be sued successfully for copyright infringement. He is either purposefully transforming the content into something else or just by pure coincidence. It doesn't really matter what his intent is. He is one of the only streamers who adhere to the rules of free-use.
"there wont be a part 3 unless something ridiculous happens"
At this point im expecting a part 5
Part 20 by now - probably
Part 40 by now. @@Bladedcloud6159
Remember to thank a democrat for this new existence
"I respawn boys ..it's time to go again" hahahahahaha
Dude steals stuff right out of a convience store? Totally ok! Dude gets caught with a 10th of an once of hemp? 20 years no parole!
Plant bad
@@korpen2858 Raycon good
@@jffry890 and still get completely unreasonable sentences and forced into prison labor
@@flimby872 when life gives you lemons
@@burakkose481I’ve come three years later to congratulate you on this joke. Good job.
I've been watching Internet Historian before I ever heard of Asmongold but aside from watching IH's videos immediately, I have added 'Patiently wait for Asmongold's reaction video' to the tradition.
Same
Exactly the same
the whole snitches get rewards thing was such a tyrannical tone more than people know
Report any anti government sentiment to your local law enforcement office for a reward!
Peak authoritarian regime shit. It's like it was a test run to see what they could get away with in the future.
Absolutely wretched, inhuman behavior.
FYI - The guy punching the kangaroo was saving his dog, he also had cancer, he has passed.
I wish internet historian did a video on masks. There was a dude who brought a (fake) rocket launcher to subway near me because they wanted him to wear a mask. Quality KKona content
Lmao holy shit
I remember the mask protests.. so fucking stupid.
Aussie here, the Kangaroo stuff isn't fake. Our farmers are literal warriors.
Amazing how the Internet Historian is a better source of information than the American media.
Random animals you see in the forest are a better source of information then the media. At least the animals don't actively lie to you.
@@Bogglemanify I don't know man, those raccoons are pretty shifty...
It’s not “the American media”
It’s the main stream media
This shit Isn’t run by real Americans
It isn’t even run by Americans at all
With all the anti American bullshit they’ve been posting for the last 5 years they’re showing their true colors and it’s not red white and blue it’s red and yellow
@@myfatassdick Kkona HELL YEAH BROTHER
@@myfatassdick Nice "no true scotsman" argument there buddy.
I worked at Walgreen we have a no follow policy. So people just walk in, take stuff and leave all the time. Like that Clip of Atlanta where the dude steals shoes and leaves. Edit: Also almost all of those clips are Walgreens.
No follow policy as in people can just walk in, steal openly, walk away and nobody will try to stop them? You can't even go "yeah, I'm going to keep following you until the cops catch up and then hand them the whole video, have a nice day"?
at this rate you might's well put "no checkout just go" on the counter and you can slack all day with no one stopping you
@@smolkafilip Yes. This is exactly right. You were not allowed to do so, because they MIGHT be a legitimate customer, and the employees are not supposed to "harass the customers".
And there were repeat offenders who came back regularly to basically just grab cases of beer from the cooler and walk right on out *every holiday*. I was there when it happened, the car idled out front and a guy walked past me as I was getting chips with the largest cases you could buy stacked in his arms and going "thanks b-tch" to the lady at checkout. She sighed and told me he came in every holiday, she tried to call the cops and they basically said "under $500 we just write a citation, it's a waste of our time, just ignore it".
And corporate LP can't/won't do anything to cover the employees without a police report, SOOOOOO....
Yah. Retail sucks to work, as basically there's NOBODY who's got your back.
@@kereminde Oh my god, that's horrible. Fuck working in retail dude... And what the hell kind of police department do you have over there? Or do you have one of those woke prosecutors who decided that theft is an inequality issue and refuses to charge petty thieves?
@@smolkafilip It's... more complicated than that. I had a friends who worked with a badge, once upon a time, and I got to ask them about it. (I have no idea if they're still doing it, as I've moved since.)
See, urban police departments often just don't want to deal with calls where there's no threat to life, OR where they're 90% sure it won't actually do any good.
In this case, they write a citation (ticket) and the thief either pays it or blows it off. If they blow it off, there's an arrest warrant issued - but that's not the same as "send a squad car to arrest them"... not unless it was a violent crime, and just walking out of the store with goods?
Really police work such as "petty theft" (what this is) is subject to the cost/benefit analysis. The question has to be "is it going to be worth our time?"...
... this is distressing to hear, but there is just only so much time, money, and so on to go around. Not to mention, there's already a problem with overcrowding in many jails so actually sending petty thieves to jail? Not... entirely an option worth pursuing.
And again, I should reiterate, this isn't my personal view. This is how it got laid out to me by two different officers over two very different cities.
"Look around, man! All the cops are into something. It's Christmas! You could steal City Hall!" -Die Hard 3
niceee
Most of the time here, the cops are given stand down orders by politicians.
Most of these cops would love to arrest the thieves and whatnot, they're paid by the hour after all, but due to all the George Floyd stuff, they're forced to not do anything.
The mayor of Portland and the Minneapolis police chief are examples. They force their officers to stand down so they look like they care so they get reelected. It's just a big scummy politician PR stunt with real world consequences.
"starts with an S"
..
..
"states rights"
Jebaited
A governor continue the practice that his party supported 170 years ago...
Always watch internet historuan twice, once when be uploads and once when asmon reacts to it :)
Yep
Same here bruda
hell yea brother
IKR
Yes! First one on your own pase and the video intented, second one how Asmos watches videos (pause every 2 mins)
The best part of this video by IH was the "Milfanito" song from the Shrine of Amana in Dark Souls 2. Internet historian is an undisputed man of culture!!
For the longest time I wasn't sure what song I wanted at my funeral. The moment you joked about highway to hell, I _knew_ that was it.
I want resurrection by erection playing at mine.
same
Soviet Union style snitches working overtime
Internet historian is really on top of the game right now
"Whats funny about that"
Tragedy + Time x internet means everything is instantly funny. "too soon" was a dead meme a long time ago
It's also a case of most people having no real emotional attachment to the ridiculously large sums of tax money the governments operate with.
Yes. It's unreasonable to expect the government to do anything that doesn't give them more power.
No what’s unreasonable to not expect, is for them to do anything that doesn’t make them money.
@@tobyharrison4702 Possibly, but I would argue that striving for money when you already have it is the same thing as striving for power. More money, more power.
@@DrexisEbon fair point.
"Would you say that you are sorry?"
"Don't hate the player, hate the game"
its fine for the people who are already rich to do it why not me
When I was watching this video alone, i had to stop and take a 30 minute break between the celebrity clips because they were so cringe, watching it with asmon there makes it 100000x more bearable (and already knowing whats gonna happen gives me time to brace myself)
"Is that what they do over there?" Don't pretend like you guys don't armor up your dogs and go pig hunting out in Texas lol
Pigs generally, usually don't put our dogs in choke holds
The Virus once again proved what a perfect talk show host conan is - i could watch his podcast for days - just absolutely born to entertain - the others were terrible before thsi
It’s baffling how uninteresting the Jimmies are
There can be only Craig ✊
41:49 That cangaroo is buffed as hell!
Twitch chat just seems to have gotten so much stupider recently, what happened? What attracted these waves of spergs?
Covid keeping idiots and kids home, political and civil unrest fueled by the spreading of misinformation and people then not doing their own research and just believing everything they see on the internet as facts.
Asmongold
@Electro_blob Ok bud, if thats what you tell yourself to go to sleep at night, keep on believing that.
@@biestro7784 I mean I agree with his statement but sadly I see more of the opposite on twitch.
@@toshiro-kano Those kids are all around social media. With covid, they have nothing better to do and they're the ones causing mayhem all around America. This needs to stop immediately/ASAP, because that generation is getting dumber every day it seems. It's quite sad, tbh.
18:35 That alone is funnier than all the "comedians" whole careers combined.
36:51 “states rights” bruh that got me
Yeah the guy really cares for his dog. I'm not sure what I'd do but I'd certainly be afraid to comfront THAT. Also that's quite impressive that he managed to one punch a kangaroo to submission. Those things will break your bones. Also it looks like a long blade hunting knife, or a survival knife, that he has holstered.
Lmao, twitch chat really dumb in this one.
twitch chat was always stupid...
Can't believe chat was spamming that the kangaroo video was fake. How the fuck do you train a buff ass kangaroo to attack a dog and take a right hook to the face?
they held onto amercan politics for waaay too long.
Hasan fan?
@@CloudCollapsecan't believe they also said shit like watching the crime and saying, trumps America?!?! Wtf how dumb can u be. I mean wtf? It's all blue cities and it's happening more then ever AND Republicans didn't want to defend police BUT they think it's Trump's America? And wear the mask ret**ds? Well we won that one.
LA mayor said that about those who snitched out their neighbors.
I love how he shows a picture of Kansas City as a representation of the whole state of Missouri.
Okay that man punching a kangaroo is the most Australian thing I've ever seen, and I fucking live there.
I sometimes wonder if this video would be presented in a history class for children in the future.
The funny parts about seeing the people steal from the stores is accurate because at most store you legally can’t do shit about em
33:54 this is actually insane, thats a dedicated populace
I’m waiting for internet historian to comment :)
6:24 these people deserve any retaliation they receive, barring the extreme. Secret police are evil.
HI CHAT. YOU ARE WITNESSED!
27:48 is The spiffing brit if anyone is curious.
Infinite money glitch in Skyrim?
The infinite get out of jail glitch.
It's like going to someone's funeral and playing "Highway to Hell"
I felt that bru.
Im suprised that Asmon dosent have an emote "Pausemongold"
It's PauseChamp, you weeb.
He totally did. Use your geass.
your reaction that you got used for a picture for breaking quarantine is priceless.
love how he mentions a 1997 Honda Civic being less than $1,000. They are still selling for anywhere from $6 - $11,000.
17:55 the irony
Is Asmon a celebrity? Lmao
No he is not a celebrity but a influencer which is much worse
@@supersuit5790
noun
a famous person, especially in entertainment or sport.
TheGamingPeper Influencer = person with no talent or skills of use.
@@dimkacracker yeah and what's funny isn't only that comment itself. But the fact that he likes to make statements and pseudo-speeches all the time and some people take him as the voice of reason.
It's both funny and cringe.
Lol wtf Arnold wasn’t chill at all. “Fuck your freedoms” is his quote that comes to mind.
"people that made content at expense of others " OMEGALUL
I never thought that I’d be intrigued by an ad for earbuds. Well done, sir.
Hot damn, Highway to Hell, I never thought of that for my funeral music but now I must make sure that is playing.
21:33 - Trust me I get it, you pausing and rewinding and going off on too many tangents on this one is making me feel the same way. The anxiety is real.
39:12 I thought that was my connection going bad lmao
Nah just the editor goofed hard thar.
70 percent of them are lawyers.
missed potential on the "jimmy, jimmy and female jimmy" line because jimin was shown too
Apparently Kangaroos have some built in hatred for anything that even looks like a dog, because of dingos, so they are prone to aggression towards all canines
If you DON'T burst into my funeral blasting Highway to Hell then I ain't coming.
13:00 a friendly reminder that these stores reported record profits.
Asmongold: the guy on the left
Twitch chat: Left pepega
What?
Dude tagging the roo is still a classic clip. Don't fuck with a man's dog 👍.
China is better at capitalism than the US is, that sections makes me laugh so hard
Why worry about regulating the market if your country is an immoral dictatorship to begin with amarite?
@@dogol284 Don't act like countries in the Western Hemisphere is at some sort of moral plateau. If you truly love the concepts of so-called "democracy" and "human rights" which are used to gaslight people in those regimes in order to make them believe they are actually part of the ruling class's repertoire, then wiping your lenses is probably not a bad idea after all.
@5:05 Yeah those Snitches about to get rewarded with stitches
To all of you trying to harass him about 3:26, maybe take a proper look next time, he isnt making fun of his appearance, but rather that the guy is constantly spitting when talking
The guy in the video is a comedian named Vic Dibitetto , he was doing it on purpose for the skit just to clear that up as well
But he's making fun of him. That's bad according to asmon.
29:03 That sound bite is courtesy of Chef Jean Pierre.
In Finland you can't get to prison without over 2 year sentence now.. well you don't get to prison, you go to prison, but whatever
Getting doxxed for snitching is a "Stupid tax" as you would call it
I can't believe Asmon hasn't seen the video where the guy punches a kangaroo
0:36 Yes u have to deal with it. This is your new matrix hinder firewall. You have unlocked a new road to your "journey" of life
Chat saying “EU cops” when talking about Victoria, Australia shows the level of culture the average US Twitch viewer has.
"that's like going to someones funeral and playing 'highway to hell'" omfg I'm dying.
If this isnt proof that humans won't make it I dont know what is.
"We'll make it." - Chief
Make it where though
@@seveneyes77 In the universe
This was NA, they're subhumans EU EZ Clap
LMAO 😂 ...
13:00 Surprise Communism!
30:40 And that's Capitalism.
Pick one.
>Calling out bad jokes are bad because of lack of laugh tracks.
>Literally has the chat going LULs and KekW's
Pot calling the Kettle black, baldy.
shut up and try to type that to make sense
@@williardp.rothschildiii8338 Like your response?
you do realise they do that all on their own without having a sign say ''laugh'' or ''clap'' in their living room right?
@@golagiswatchingyou2966 They laugh because Asmon says the keyword "funny" and "kekW". Do you really think 90% of the chat are LULing because of their own? Heh, eh... no.
Don't even try to defend twitch chat, its not a worthy hill to die on.
@@MukuonChannel uhhhh oke.... Emotional much?
15:39 *Cries With 96 Honda Accord*
2 years later and this is still funny. Just don’t ever forget this was real and people supported it because they couldn’t get over their doo doo politics. This was a disgusting era of humanity ushered in by you know which side
The vic debetto spitting video does me in everytime 🤣😂
the highway to hell one made me lose it
You can tell my man is having a good time after he showed up on the video
Weird, major cities... NY and LA are both Democratically ran. I lived in Portland OR 5 years ago and am so glad I left that cesspool.
Only illegal to price gouge when it's the little man
Real talk. Please play 'Highway to Hell' at my funeral. Please.
I wish this were a thing as I worked in retail in 2020 and I would have BANK now. I would have snitched out so much. Every day we had a “coin shortage” it would have been me cashing in those snitch checks. Living in the south would have finally paid off.
The best part is how comedians aren't actually funny
8:20 I have a cop friend who would 100% say stuff like that.
I bet there are people that have requested Highway to Hell to be played at their funeral.
5:05 yeah, as they should. You get what you give out.
There's a part 2. I knew it!
2020 ain't over yet
@@gloomy9100 unfortunately your right lol
Been waiting for Asmon to react to this. Worth it!