5 things that my brighter folks do not seem afraid of

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  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    One day my husband brought me a rose. I asked what he had done as this was unusal for him. He said he passed by a girl in a wet t shirt and she looked fine. I laughed. She got a sell, he got a look, and I got roses. We all won.

    • @x-man5056
      @x-man5056 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's OK to check the menu as long as you eat at home.

    • @zabarang1
      @zabarang1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @X-Man appreciate the beauty on this earth. Just keep your hands to yourself. It's human nature to look.

    • @hopecamel
      @hopecamel ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao that's awesome

    • @rhondaparr5739
      @rhondaparr5739 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wins all around

    • @blockmasterscott
      @blockmasterscott ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok, this made me laugh long and hard. 😂😂😂

  • @CatholicHousewife2017
    @CatholicHousewife2017 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    GenX here. Growing up "No Fear" was literally on all of our shirts, backpacks, stickers, etc. Look it's okay to be afraid, but we are required to, we Must, face our Fears. Like my 5 yr old granddaughter revealed to me last week that she's afraid of Police, so I took her that very same morning to the Police Station to meet a couple of Police Officers. Now she's not scared anymore because she was made to face her Fear. No Fear. Life is short, we don't have time to waste a moment afraid.

  • @elderblackdragon
    @elderblackdragon ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Way back in my 20s I worked as a police officer at a smallish midwestern college. We got along well with the local PD because we were certified through them, so had jurisdiction in the city as well as on campus. One of the Sgts for the city was a black man that stood 6'8" tall, weighed in around 250 pounds, and was a power lifter capable of bench pressing a small car, and curling most people. He was not scared of anyone. However, he was terrified of anything with more than two legs. He absolutely refused to enter the house for wild animal or bat calls.
    The best part was that one of the dispatchers just LOVED sending him on calls involving animals just to see how long it took him to call for another officer to deal with the critter after he got on scene.

    • @jacktravis7179
      @jacktravis7179 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂😂 friggn awesome 😂😅

    • @RJS1966USMC
      @RJS1966USMC ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hilarious!!! Love it!!!

    • @johnnydollar579
      @johnnydollar579 ปีที่แล้ว

      You see this is how we should live Just making fun of each other's retardation.😂

  • @PepeCabreraKC
    @PepeCabreraKC ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “ y’all walk right into the valley of the shadow of nightness”
    Oh damn… I’m still laughing at that ish!!!
    Bruh… you killing it!!! 😂😂😂

  • @tinamoore4310
    @tinamoore4310 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We just answer the calls to mess with the scammers. It’s too much fun. 😂

  • @caldaque7354
    @caldaque7354 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Fun fact: People with lighter hued eyes (blue, green, or grey) can see slightly better in low light conditions due to the more translucent iris allowing more light into the eye. Conversely people with darker eyes can see slightly better during bright light conditions because their iris blocks some of the light, reducing glare.

    • @kingmasterlord
      @kingmasterlord ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've noticed that, people not noticing things in the dark that I can see.

    • @danbrewer1718
      @danbrewer1718 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True. I have very light blue eyes and can see better than most at night. But without sunglasses I can hardly see when the sun is bright.

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Confirmed, my hazel eyes start hurting and watering if it’s a sunny day and I don’t have my sunglasses. Not sure if my darkness vision is better than other people’s vision.

    • @methylmania
      @methylmania ปีที่แล้ว

      This is legit. I have super dark brown eyes and it is very difficult for me to drive at night. My 70 year old father has blue eyes and has zero issues. Two of the guys I work with have blue eyes and have their sunglasses on from morning to evening, where I only wear them while fishing. I wear polarized lenses to cut the glare to spot fish. Otherwise I don't wear sunglasses. Which is probably a bad thing.

    • @alexls1923
      @alexls1923 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have blue green eyes and all I need is a dim nightlight in my room to navigate at night. Going outside without my sunglasses is painful though since any reflection gives my eyes magenta or blue spots for the next 5 minutes

  • @masterofcents.8175
    @masterofcents.8175 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    They need to do some antique archaeology on me because I am with you man. I think Eddie Murphy put it best in his most famous stand-up when he talks about the difference between white people and Black people and ghost in the house…. Lol

    • @TheBlueDogMan
      @TheBlueDogMan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richard Pryor did the same with the Exorcist movie

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "get out" that was funny

  • @marcussinclaire4890
    @marcussinclaire4890 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me and my friends will go camping then hike through the forest by moonlight. 😂

  • @BoutTime73
    @BoutTime73 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Had to laugh, just picked up a house gecko in our home in Mississippi and took it outside. My wife was screaming kill it and I was like naw, I’ll just pick it up and take it outdoors. I took him outside of course

    • @keithhartman9946
      @keithhartman9946 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for not killing that little harmless gecko, signed, GEICO

    • @paulineackermann2598
      @paulineackermann2598 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do that with most spiders I find inside except for the one I leave at the bottom of the basement stairs who catches all my flies for me.~;>

  • @genkill81
    @genkill81 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Literally everything he said is me 😭😂. Talk about living up to stereotypes. I never thought it was strange to just go for a walk in the woods at night with my friends 😂. I leave all the house spiders alone they’re free fly catchers and I have a hog nose snake😂. I don’t care about 1 800 # I always answer just to mess with them and make their day bad😂.

  • @sbloomis
    @sbloomis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I has seen your channel 2-3 years back. I would have bought you SO many beers. Genius.

  • @Dakotako
    @Dakotako ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro, if you call your buddy to kill a spider, I think he’s now legally your boyfriend.

  • @brentbryson215
    @brentbryson215 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Thanks, Josh, for giving me something to smile about today!

  • @lizgibson5266
    @lizgibson5266 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My sisters used catch green lizards, make them bite their earlobes and walk around with lizard earrings.

  • @meanolddog9912
    @meanolddog9912 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When an unknown number calls my phone, my response is ALWAYS this, "Who the fuck is this?"
    I am not white, but am often mistaken for a white.
    Semper Fi!

  • @billyshoffner527
    @billyshoffner527 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You make me wish we could find the funny sh!t in each other period

  • @joshsimpson8646
    @joshsimpson8646 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, I'm still that same hillbilly from TN, and you're always invited to the BBQ, we'd love to feed you!

    • @irzyxelwj
      @irzyxelwj ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you say BBQ? Man, I think we just became friends.

    • @Maibuwolf
      @Maibuwolf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live in TN where is this BBQ exactly.....lol

    • @Ferd414
      @Ferd414 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Feed him, huh? To what? Your lizard?😈

  • @BigHueJanus
    @BigHueJanus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy! I have no idea how you showed up on my feed, but I’m so pleased for it. I loved this!

  • @dontucker5883
    @dontucker5883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    65 year old redneck here, thanks for the laughs brother

  • @thedarkgenious7967
    @thedarkgenious7967 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I swear this exact video was uploaded like, 2 or 3 years ago. I distinctly remember the dental insurance bit and the answering the 1-800 number and throwing it back like they owe us money and have the audacity to try and weasel out of their debt to us.

    • @JoshPray
      @JoshPray  ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yesssss it is…others are getting weirdly flagged 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @129jasper1
      @129jasper1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JoshPray Fight the good fight man. That Sam Cooke song at the end sounds pretty rough in the recording.

    • @Tee-np1fc
      @Tee-np1fc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still laughed at it again! Plus some of the newer viewers may not have seen some of his older stuff, its all great!

    • @thedarkgenious7967
      @thedarkgenious7967 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really do wish he'd give us a playlist of just all the "X things I learned from Y with my bright friends"
      They're *_all_* hilarious.
      Edit* so I just checked and apparently there is one now? last time I looked there wasn't but this makes me happy.

  • @keithrichard391
    @keithrichard391 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Great John Madden(Raiders) was very afraid of flying! He always took the BUS

    • @nemo227
      @nemo227 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Madden said (in his book) that he wasn't afraid of flying but that he felt claustrophobic in a plane. My brother-in-law feels claustrophobic in the bedroom of my motorhome so he sleeps on the fold out couch. I'm probably not claustrophobic; my friend and I crawled 900 feet through a 2' concrete drainage pipe. I wished we had a flashlight . . . but what the hell would spiders, snakes, or rats be doing halfway up a dark drainage pipe?

    • @keithrichard391
      @keithrichard391 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nemo227 Yes, He hated flying with a passion!

    • @mikeyob4271
      @mikeyob4271 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GO RAIDERS...

  • @H_Hold
    @H_Hold ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:55 Comes from the European descent of fighting dragons 🤟🔥

  • @emilyevans6989
    @emilyevans6989 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live for these videos! So funny and so very TRUE! Thank you!

  • @scotthinger6397
    @scotthinger6397 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am so glad you're BACK!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @box4859
    @box4859 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You left out ghosts or spirits. in addition to Ouija Boards, voodoo curses, gri-gri and paternity tests.

  • @FlowerChild65
    @FlowerChild65 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    White girl here, terrified of spiders. My brother owns a turtle and one of my aunts owns some kinda lizard, but I hide from both of them so terms and conditions do apply on those. We do love a good confrontation though. If you need an emotional support bright person in these situations, I got you. Also, Josh Droughtlander is gonna be over soon! Please tell me you'll be doing reactions again?!

    • @simonesmit6708
      @simonesmit6708 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just use a vacuum cleaner to suck up any spider. The force of the air will break their legs and/or kill them. And if that doesn't the dust in the bag will suffocate the spider.

    • @victorwaddell6530
      @victorwaddell6530 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@simonesmit6708 Spiders are your friends . They eat mosquitoes .

    • @hopecamel
      @hopecamel ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@victorwaddell6530 spiders are most certainly not your friend. F**k that homie

    • @simonesmit6708
      @simonesmit6708 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victorwaddell6530 yes they do. I don't mind them but the vacuum thing is for people like a former friend who would wait till I would come over to use her bathroom if there was a spider in the tub. She had a potty chair and everything. The longest time was 3 days if I remember correctly.

  • @or2169
    @or2169 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really enjoy your humor. Keep it up. Humor and kindness can change the world. Do your part my brother from another mother.

  • @Mr.Constitutionalist427
    @Mr.Constitutionalist427 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love your videos, they are full of truths

  • @Southern-Deplorable
    @Southern-Deplorable ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man if you ever get to Nashville, you need to notify your fans and do a meet & great!!! 😅😅

  • @stacybogert3400
    @stacybogert3400 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG you got me to 😂 1st thing in the morning. Thank you for that. I'm following now 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @BreakerInc
    @BreakerInc ปีที่แล้ว

    This made me laugh so hard, OMG. I honestly have NO idea what your channel is, but I'm subscribing and watching more! XD Ow, ow my sides, so great.. One hell of a Comedian! Fantastic delivery!

  • @frankie1926
    @frankie1926 ปีที่แล้ว

    My brothers would tell on themselves when they got home their wives thought they were joking. Lmao

  • @heatherwade9683
    @heatherwade9683 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn dude you crack me up. Every one of these is true, too!

  • @happycactus
    @happycactus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I grew up in Arizona. I used to play with Black Widow Spiders. They were my pets on my back fence. I used to catch flys and throw them into the web and watch her do her thing. I was fascinated. It’s nature, and predation is just part of nature.

    • @SonoraSlinger
      @SonoraSlinger ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm an AZ guy. My house is covered in black widows. Never had an issue with them. They seem to chill with the geckos.

    • @happycactus
      @happycactus ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SonoraSlinger I just need to be careful for my dogs. When I see their tangled web of a mess, I know it’s black widows. I get rid of them so my dogs don’t get to them.

  • @dallasburk3862
    @dallasburk3862 ปีที่แล้ว

    To be Honest Josh
    Your Going to Hit the Celebrity level
    You got the Right track Energy and you Are Comedy is off the 🔗✔❗
    I want to see you do stand up Comedy
    Anyone else Watching With the Ability
    Make Him Famous
    Sincerely, Dallas

  • @dallasburk3862
    @dallasburk3862 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is Great You got the Style, Content .
    Brother
    So very True
    Stay-Safe Stay-Blessed

  • @michaelpearsall8509
    @michaelpearsall8509 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel you wit dem 800 numbers brother. I won't answer them either. them 800 numbers scary as hell!

  • @eddielarosa777
    @eddielarosa777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need more people like you Josh !!!! 😂

  • @lulumoon6942
    @lulumoon6942 ปีที่แล้ว

    My Ambassador of all people! 👍😎🙏

  • @user-vo3hi4fz6e
    @user-vo3hi4fz6e ปีที่แล้ว

    Im so happy i found your feed! I love it! Makes my day!

  • @kristanricketts5028
    @kristanricketts5028 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fuggin love this 😂idk if its bc im a vegas in the 90s raised that we knew street waller is better than the widows making you pants a ground. I fugging love ya. Please, come to the kickback for seasoning and clapping, we need yall 💚

  • @retha1875
    @retha1875 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been scared of spiders since I was a child on the dairy and during the summer, you would see a shadow moving across the gravel road and it would be an army of tarantulas, that jump! But, once I lived by myself, I had to buck up and learn to handle those spiders myself.

  • @charlessimmons6914
    @charlessimmons6914 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After awhile those spam callers I start to mess with them my favorite
    "This is Joe's morgue you stab them we slab them" things get real awkward after enough were I don't get calls from them afterwards XD

  • @13Phin
    @13Phin ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much for the laugh, I needed it

  • @samwilliams1142
    @samwilliams1142 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Two days ago I walked past a three foot bull snake. Turned around and pointed it out to my dog. He is terrified of snakes.

  • @rosemarielee7775
    @rosemarielee7775 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can't be scared of the dark when you're so darn pale you glow.

    • @iamatoaster2693
      @iamatoaster2693 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, you speaking truth.😂

  • @ironwallaby8189
    @ironwallaby8189 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a bright folk, this is hilarious!!!

  • @tundradeer
    @tundradeer ปีที่แล้ว

    "You all walk in the valley of the shadow of nightness. Then look back and say, hey josh come on, its only deathly dark". 😂😂😂

  • @jamesshindehite5599
    @jamesshindehite5599 ปีที่แล้ว

    My man, you are crazy funny!

  • @jeffcauhape6880
    @jeffcauhape6880 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks! I needed a laugh.

  • @maylnwood
    @maylnwood ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't know if I'm fearless, but I am an adrenaline junkie so I do risky things
    You had me cracking up tho

  • @2afreedom60
    @2afreedom60 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been know to put lizards on my ear lobes. They clamp down and hang there. Lol.

  • @franklinkarrass5830
    @franklinkarrass5830 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always brighten my day with your videos!
    Thanks Josh. 👍

  • @forresthenry9535
    @forresthenry9535 ปีที่แล้ว

    As to you’re point on fear of the dark, that could easily go very badly so do keep your guard up!

  • @carolw24
    @carolw24 ปีที่แล้ว

    My house is surrounded by lizards, frogs, and geckos. I love them.

  • @sum12see
    @sum12see ปีที่แล้ว

    We love you too,brother!

  • @fallen605
    @fallen605 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We love you so much

  • @joenorman8320
    @joenorman8320 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you, Bro. Missed you. :)

  • @trudixiereb9611
    @trudixiereb9611 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol😂 U nailed us.

  • @RiverWoods111
    @RiverWoods111 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love having lizards live on my front porch! Can't tell you how many times I have found frogs in my house. I name all spiders, frogs and critters that shouldn't really be in my house "Fred". My son killed a spider that was living between the wall and my bed once, and I asked him why he killed "Fred". So, I will kill black widows, and the likes, but if it is just a daddy long legs, they can stay. Oh, yes, I am glow in the dark white. That said, when you have lived on 1000 acre ranch you got not be afraid of things. Well, snakes, those things scare me, because I never see them till I am stepping on them. Sheesh!

  • @paulinesoares3594
    @paulinesoares3594 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    White woman here. I had pet snakes, rats and others. All I’m afraid of is a flying roach. I run and scream like a little girl.

  • @nancyborden5860
    @nancyborden5860 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I fed raccoons lifesavers from my mouth. We're talking at least 10 of them and they were wild. Got to say, one used his little paws and one actually used his mouth to take it from my mouth. Back in the day, I knew no fear and neither did the raccoons. 😅

  • @JeffO-h5p
    @JeffO-h5p 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fear is an emotion...courage is a decision

  • @nathanbunten4299
    @nathanbunten4299 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should do rednecks walking off injury. This show is funny. Thanks

    • @keithhartman9946
      @keithhartman9946 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good idea! I walked off an aneurysm once and I don't even have a syde afeccs

  • @jenniferpendleton8463
    @jenniferpendleton8463 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm laughing at this at 1am on a nature trail with no light and the only weapon with me is my dog 😂 my only fear is I let go of the leash next time he tries to chase a coyote and I lose him

    • @lisat9322
      @lisat9322 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You might lose him but he's sure going to find you. If you treat him well, he'll be looking for you forever.

    • @jenniferpendleton8463
      @jenniferpendleton8463 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lisat9322 he escaped from his harness once when my husband was walking him. He texted me to tell me and I ran to the front door planning to go look for him but when I opened it he was there and just walked right in with his tail wagging 🤣🥰

  • @txgrizzlyvet1074
    @txgrizzlyvet1074 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sir,
    Avoid confrontation? Hell yes, I'm married to a Cajun woman. That crazy little South Louisiana woman has this 6'2" 250 lbs. white Veteran of 23 years man scared. "You gotta sleep sometime!"
    Love your work on rednecks! Suggest you look into Cajuns, too

  • @billyray6913
    @billyray6913 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is correct. Except for spiders. Haha

  • @justflippingwork8049
    @justflippingwork8049 ปีที่แล้ว

    On the phone, grabbing the lizard and pointing it at the spider like a nerf gun.

  • @TinnyDee
    @TinnyDee ปีที่แล้ว

    Ya, you oughta come to the south west. Your videos are talkin bout us!!🎉

  • @kathymonica7516
    @kathymonica7516 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lying to your wife josh just too funny

  • @thegreeninvasion5511
    @thegreeninvasion5511 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your Bright cousins appreciate you, Josh

  • @azking420
    @azking420 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos!

  • @espgranny
    @espgranny ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol...great laugh.

  • @Ragnar676
    @Ragnar676 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is as real as we get... not a joke. I will walk right into the darkness of the woods with just the moonlight to see. In a darkness that you could have a hand in front of your face no further than an inch and can't see it. I'm the guy that tries to pick up the snakes and lizards and whatever else. I will pick up that number and talk smack not so much anymore cause I'm just not tryin to annoy or work myself up. Heck no, I'm not afraid of confrontation...yes I welcome it cause I wait for the days someone wants some of this hot mess I have to give. Nah I'm not afraid to talk about a female that I checked out or checked me out if I had a woman, cause I speak ofnit Ina way that i turn into foreplay with me and the one I'm with. Meanin I go she had me thinkin of you my love and hey got me to thinkin..da da da woo woo woo that's right girl is still love you.

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, I never knew that brothers were afraid of reptiles. What about the sisters?
    BTW, your channel is awesome beyond words. 👍🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines ปีที่แล้ว

    You told your woman the truth...I salute you sir lol

  • @lisat9322
    @lisat9322 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was a kid growing up in S. Florida, my little brother would always find every critter with more than 2 legs. One time he found a couple of those little bitty green lizards in the bushes outside the living room window. He put one up to each earlobe and they both snapped on LOL. They don't have any teeth to speak of but he shook his ears and they looked like earrings. This was 55 years ago and I still remember and laugh fully when I think of it. He also came home one day with a soda cup and a straw. He ran up to my mom and said look what I found! He was holding the straw up to her and was proudly showing off one of the biggest black widow spiders I have ever seen. My mother turned white as a cloud and almost passed out. Big brother came up behind him and knocked it out of his hand and it scurried off into the bushes. Because little guy was a scrapper, he and the big brother started scrapping. It was hilarious.

  • @shannonpendergrass7206
    @shannonpendergrass7206 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the term bright cousins.

  • @kerim.peardon5551
    @kerim.peardon5551 ปีที่แล้ว

    You ought to come out to my house out in the country. Sometimes I feel like a walk or I need to get my steps in late and I will take a battery-powered lantern and walk down my driveway (about a tenth of a mile) and back again in the dark dark. There's moonlight and starlight and one porch light that only shines 50 feet or so from the house and that's it (which is why I have to take the lantern with me to see to walk).
    When the coyotes start to howl, I bet you'd climb a tree like a bear. LOL

  • @Jameslewis-lw4zv
    @Jameslewis-lw4zv ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video ! from a light cousin

  • @christopheringraham9837
    @christopheringraham9837 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos ☺️☺️☺️

  • @davidyoungquist6074
    @davidyoungquist6074 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yup. Accurate, brother. Born, bred and raised hillbilly here. You got us.

    • @StacyBaldwin-qv5cj
      @StacyBaldwin-qv5cj ปีที่แล้ว

      He was talking about rednecks not hillbillies.

  • @jeff8833
    @jeff8833 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the night, especially if it's cold. It is my environment and I have mastered it.

  • @bobclark7211
    @bobclark7211 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man you crack me up.

  • @rclark297
    @rclark297 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a pet tarantula when I was in 5th grade. I let it go after a couple of days 'cause I felt sorry for it. My bf stopped asking questions that he really didn't want to hear the truth. I grew up with 4 older brothers, so yeah, I'll get in someone's face. (I got ur back). Keep up the funny stuff, I needed to laugh.

  • @NancyNNash
    @NancyNNash ปีที่แล้ว

    As a “Bright Woman” let me say I am HORRIFIED of Frogs. Not afraid of anything else, just those evil little creatures !!!

  • @erikbrantly4015
    @erikbrantly4015 ปีที่แล้ว

    We've got your back, bro!

  • @andream1216
    @andream1216 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm white I have a lizard 🦎 lol And I'm a night person, I'm awake at night and sleep during the daytime..love your videos found your channel last week ❤

  • @barbrice721
    @barbrice721 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol. Just caught a bee and put it outside.l fear lightening, and electricity. And rolling over backwards on a loader.

  • @snicksabea
    @snicksabea ปีที่แล้ว

    Bravo!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @jeffstevens156
    @jeffstevens156 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still think You are Number One. I’d hang out with You anytime.

  • @sheryljohnson6602
    @sheryljohnson6602 ปีที่แล้ว

    My husband, who happens to be Black, LOVES reptiles. My 10th anniversary present from him was a 7 1/2 foot long Columbian Red Tailed Boa Constrictor. She was as much his baby as mine.

  • @crazyburkey3677
    @crazyburkey3677 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Spiders are to be respected, I like to know where they're at😂
    That's the way my Jamaican wife is with amphibians 😂

  • @SteelSmoker
    @SteelSmoker ปีที่แล้ว

    OH MY GOD....Preach it my man.
    These are absolutely fact.
    I fuck with those 800 numbers.

  • @MrClarissacain
    @MrClarissacain ปีที่แล้ว

    "The Dark" to be fair, my dude, I'm so pale I provide my own light source

  • @Midwesterner
    @Midwesterner ปีที่แล้ว

    Old white woman here. Yeah, spiders? NOT in my house, but they can live anywhere they want outside. Confrontation? Nope, I am very good at diplomacy, avoidance, and negotiation, I have to be because I can't run anymore. Looking around? Nah I am too old now to care and so is he. I have excellent night vision, but I do need glasses to read the small print now. Now, 800 numbers are fun to answer and mess with. The game is to keep them on the line as long as possible to waste their time! My husband's record is half an hour.

  • @onionring1531
    @onionring1531 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best part of visiting Aussie was having 5 foot lizards come up to the picnic table like ducks or chickens looking for scraps.
    Gotta admit the snake I almost stepped on on the way back to the car gave me a small fright, until I realised it was probably non-venomous.

    • @SonoraSlinger
      @SonoraSlinger ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 Australia has more venomous than nonvenomous snakes

    • @onionring1531
      @onionring1531 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SonoraSlinger I didn't make that assumption based on percentages, it looked like a Dendrelaphis punctulatus.

  • @johnstrickler2238
    @johnstrickler2238 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Shadow of nightness" lol

  • @redneckhippy2020
    @redneckhippy2020 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, you left out ghosts, lol!

  • @wyattmorris8768
    @wyattmorris8768 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude you’re awesome