Teeth Movie Review
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- Did you know horror movies can be more than ghosts, killers and monsters? They can be morality tales.
Because it’s easier to kill a character we don’t like. Something to make their deaths more palatable. How many teenagers, kids, have we seen slaughtered in all those movies? Do we feel bad for them? Maybe a little, but the movie tells us not to, because they were bad.
The survivor is usually the sweet virginal character, ready to face evil again in the sequel.
Sometimes the sweet virginal character fights back, and it’s usually glorious when she turns their own weapons against them.
The one weapon Jason never used, this is Teeth.
I review Teeth, directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein and stars Jess Weixler, John Hensley, and a killer smile. Nom.
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V A G I N A D E N T A TA. What a wonderful phrase!
V A G I N A D E N T A T A. Ain't no passin' craze!
It means only worries for the rest of your days.
It's penis-free, vagina teeth.
VAGINA DENTATA
I know this is seven months late, but I had to do it.
Cloud Nine dammit 😂😂
It means no worries
it’s our rape free philosophy
This channel charm is that you actually review every movie anyone won't watch..
the review for 2girls1cup is still in the makings, i guess
I watched cause Netflix
I watched this once with like 4 other people on rabb.it once it was fun
He even did the human centipede 1 2 and 3
Rift I watched this movie before I saw this video
I swear I can never take this movie seriously with the way that Gynecologist reads the line "It's true, V A G I N A D E N T A T A" It cracks me up every single time. XD
I can never have a relationship again.
“Vaginal dentata” is even a tag on rule34
@@justseffstuff3308 but does people get their pp bit off?
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Vagina dentata, ain't no passing phaaaaaase!
It means no boyfriends, for the rest of your daaaaaays!
It's not supposed to be taken seriously
“maybe she should’ve seen a dentist?” *ba dumm tss* “my wife wrote that.”
your wife is incredible and she should be a stand up comedian
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Timestamp?
@@robmd887 10:12
I’m dying of laughter
Me too HAHAHAHAHHA
as long as your not litterly dying its fine ;)
If you die then your dead
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That last quote, "Look out boys, she is a maneater."
Chocolatecat Gameplay more like manhood eater
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OH, OH, here she comes. Watch out boy, she'll chew you up! LITERALLY.
Makeup by Mickey N. Wtf
Why is that quote so familiar?
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vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase... it means no worries... i laughed way too hard at this :D
Same.
Me too 😂
I died laughing
Lmao
It means no weiners, for the rest of your days.....
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The Freddy Krueger part was the best. Freddy seems about to attack, sees what she’s got going on and just nopes right out of there in a hurry. Perfect.
Freddy has standards
Favorite part of the review.
Man, this movie needs a male-oriented sequel; "Pellets".
A dong that shoots teeth!
I imagine an awesome shootout between the main character and a SWAT-team!
Wat
Love it
Those are just kidney stones
Look up Tokyo Gore Police if you want a dong turned into a firearm
Lol
I KNEW I DIDN'T MAKE THIS FILM UP!! I watched this year's ago and I told my boyfriend and he didn't believe me and I tried go ogling it but didn't know the name but got some questionable suggestions
My cousin told me about this years ago and i never believed him. It's pretty funny stumbling across this almost a decade later
*V A G I N A D E N T A T A*
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What a wonderful phrase!
Came across this channel last night due to a recommended, and cant put it down. You, my good sir have charm and are actually funny. Reminds me of Decker Shado. Good job Bee
This happened to me, too. I watched the first human centipede review and was hooked.
I watch both too, good taste
“the word is hoohaa, you’re welcome”
i died thank you for that 👏🏻
“This is why you pour out the pringles” MY FUCKN LUNGS
i really didnt expect ur channel to be so comedic and top teir, this is honestly one of the best movie review channels ive seen so far
Oh man you're so funny, I would be pissed if you didn't go there with the Freddy Kruger reference
This channel is an underrated gem
Bwahahaha i actually thought Freddy Krueger in that bath tub scene
Funniest part
Freddy knows when to just GTFO
Watched this in my aunt and uncle's bedroom with my best friend.
Good times.
I was so sad that the first guy ended up being a bad dude :'(
Thanks, now I cringe every time I see a carrot.
Noice
Thanks, now I will too
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Bananas are worse
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This movie is crazy and I love it.
“Except for the sweet virginal character,” oh, now I fully understand Cabin in the Woods.
Good sense of humor and good movie breakdowns have made me a sub, keep up the good work!
"Except the dog eats it like a Snausage" had me in literal tears.
IT MEANS NO WORRIES
NO THATS DEFINITELY SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT 4 SURE
“THE RUBBER KIND THAT VIBRA- O W”
#Vagilante had me CHOKING. I just found you yesterday, and you’ve earned a sub and binge of your vids ^^
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“How else are you gonna keep it fresh” definitely the best joke out of the selection, you’re so funny I love your videos!
SpongeBob SquarePants I’m British so certainly not? Why would you ask?
The carrot part always get me 😂😂😂
Vagina dentada, what a wonderful phrase... that cracked me up.
José Dirks vagina dentada ain’t no passin’ craze
It’s Latin for teethed vagina 😂
I forgot about the dog eating the ding dong. I gagged and then nearly choked to death. Thanks.
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Mother is good boy
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I figure they won’t go to the police because of two reasons:
1. No one will believe them
2, if believed, they have to admit to sexual assault or something of that nature..
I found this channel yesterday and it love it. Great job, Bee! Keep up the good work.
I enjoyed watching this video while holding my croutch in discomfort.
Same
Ha?
same and im a woman😭🤚
I actually liked this movie, thought it was pretty good. definitely different. and it definitely want what I was expecting. I enjoyed your review will be checking out more of them
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What is the joke
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“I couldn’t decide on a joke to use so here’s all of them” XD
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This dude can make any horror movie funny
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COMEDIC GENIUS SIR
Subscribing IMMEDIATELY
@ 6:22 I was whistling "it's our problem freeeeeeeeee, philosophyyyyyyyyyy" and then it said that
"I also say 'vagina' a bunch of times", 10 seconds in and this man is already hilarious
Your channel is so underrated
Now I’m glad I’m gay
Ah but what if the butthole has teeth in it too? Or the penis is actually an evil worm parasite that eats you from the inside?
Good on you man
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@@gergopiroska1943 no I'm pretty sure that's a word
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I randomly stumbled on your channel and damn you have the darkest, wittiest and funniest sense of humour on TH-cam!
I remember the quiet and darkest kids in class were often the funniest and smartest, side effect is sometimes they are psychopaths lol
I don't care if you're sane or insane I'm subbed, I got another content to look forward to now :)
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Jess Weixler went to my school! I just found that out a few weeks ago.
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This was the very first 'naughty' movie I ever saw. I watched it in my freshman year of college with some friends and we all had a good time.
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THIS IS WHY YOU POUR OUT THE PRINGLES😂😂😂😂
Can you review The mask starring Jim Carrey?
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3:06 Bro, you are my new favorite person in the world XD I just had all four of my wisdom teeth taken out and have been in tremendous pain, but you really make me feel better with all your jokes XD
Feel better :) I was miserable when I had my wisdom teeth pulled
This was hilarious! Glad I found this in the recommended section.
This channel dserves more subs. Like he is everything I want in a movie review. He's funny, he actually goes in depth to the movies, and finally he isn't afraid to review movies other people won't.
I don't know if every man is bad, her stepdad was pretty nice.
Although that dentist scene gets me every time. Was he wrist deep or something? He swung her around like they were fused together
The constant cut to the guy biting the carrot is priceless everytime. New sub
"The word is hoo ha, you're welcome"
omg the thumbnail for this video proves that you are the funniest dude on youtube. i just found your channel a couple days ago and every time i watch your videos i feel like i'm gonna die laughing
The bacon part was funny as hell the dog eats it
I seriously can’t with this movie
Glad I found this channel, and glad you're getting more recognition and views. You're super funny without going overboard and trying too hard. Wish you nothing but success man.
My twin and I bought this on DVD at a sale. We watched it in our dad's living room, and it almost felt like a fever dream.
We though it was a horror, but we just couldn't stop laughing. That scene with the doctor screaming VAGINA DENTETA has stuck with me ever since. I've also never watched it again.
I watched it out of curiosity and I feel it could've been good, but it never quite finds the right balance of comedy and horror. Your channel is absolute GOLD by the way, love your humor!
1:32 Legit thought that was Kendall from Dance Moms lmao
I stumbled over the boxing helena review 4 days ago and after this I'm hooked. Congrats you got a new subscriber.
"What'cha doin step bro" is what i though of at 3:50 ngl
No no no no no no
Hello first of alllove your channel i just found it and i already want to follow in your footsteps but with my own twist on things just wondering how you do it without copyright strikes
Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
I know it's an old video, but bro is slowly becoming my favorite TH-cam channel
My friend’s first boyfriend for some reason showed this film to her quite early on in their relationship... it didn’t last
Because she bit it off.
It's amazing that even though uou sound serious and professional you somehow make your videos funny!
"Maybe she should have seen a dentist" Oh, god, this is gold.
13:19...
I’ve watched this movie many times and I think you’re one of the first (if not second) person I’ve seen review this film and I appreciate it.
"I castrated a boy with my womanhood"
Best out of context line ever
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“And you piss her off with your weiner resting on those pearly whites” LMFAOOOOOOO
I'm just now finding this channel and am so glad I have!
"bring the sewing kit"
+1 sub
Wow I didn’t know sexual education class was this cool
The gold stamp could have been a Nintendo power stamp of approval
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After getting this review stuck in my head and rewatching it multiple times, I decided to give the movie a try. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that I actually really liked it. It’s hilarious in a dumb kind of way and has a lot of symbolism. Thanks for introducing me to this movie!
The scary thing about this movie is that every woman has wished they could do this at least once 😔
Of course we have! Vagina teeth would be so useful! People would think twice about trying to stick things in us if we had razor sharp teeth in our vaginas.
The way you comment on these movie reviews is me when i play video games and watch movies with my freind i love this
This is why u pour out the Pringles lol 😆 This was a great movie!!!
I remember when I was around 6 years old. My dad was watching this movie. I walked in. That’s how I learned about how babies are made. And I was left with a LOT of PTSD
I literally laughed so hard when the dog ate it lmao 😂😭
Lots of Testosterone and Protein.... lol
Jesus, Tom. This is the funniest review I've ever seen! Your humour is that perfect mixture of dry and silly, I love it!
Omg I never laughed so hard from a review
Edit : I'm kind of happy for her lmao