Orphan Movie Review
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- I review Orphan, about a husband and wife who recently lost their baby adopt a 9 year-old girl who is not nearly as innocent as she claims to be.
Director: Jaume Collet-Serra
Stars: Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman
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If you're a recovering alcoholic who almost killed your child, but only made her deaf, how do you get to adopt a child?
It's called "plot convenience"
I never thought about that, and I’ve watched this movie 3 times
What...?
What.....!?
Probably depends on if there were any charges filed or any investigation. I haven't seen the movie in ages so I don't recall if this was addressed.
um the kid didnt go deaf from the crash? or did i miss something
"She murders at a college age level"
*"What"*
"What?"
I swear to god those got me laughing so hard haha
For a second I thought your profile pic was the stonks meme pic
“10 years at art school”
Dude, I read this right when he said it, that's insane!
@@HexbaneDracona Haha XD
@@TheeChaoticCookie what?
"Esther being Russian, knows the Russian games they can play"
I'm on the floor
She wasn't actually Russian
@@vulc1 😒 in the movie she was
@@noone-bf1vy No, Colemans assumed she was, but actually she wasn't. Kate Coleman was later told about her real background
Yeah, she wasn't Russian at all. Not even Slavic. That was a lie the parents were told.
I like to dance
As an adopted child i loved your intro!
Same!
Yes, Thank you.
Me too!
Same
@Cody Carrender hello fellow adopted child! 👋
"and the odds of there are an adult killer with dwarfism are very low, but never ZERO!"
lmfao sharp commentaries as always
There is a case ongoing right now where this actually happened, the mom even claims her adopted daughter tried to kill her multiple times. There are so many similarities to this movie it’s almost like the real life girl copied it
Why does everyone say i have dwarfism????? It’s a rare hormonal disease, hypopituitarim.
@@OK-hi5ym More like the mom and dad watched this movie and deluded themselves into thinking their adopted child was a real life Esther. The real life girl is simply a victim of her stupid adoptive parents. Hope they get what they deserve, which is prison time for neglect and abuse of a minor.
Lady Aluucard do you actually know the details of the real case? Because it’s pretty obvious they aren’t lying and the daughter is once you watch any interviews of them and/or the daughter 🙄
@@OK-hi5ym Yes I do know the details. Do you? Show me one little bit of prove for any part of their story. You wont find anything as there IS no evidence, its all just alleged storys, and no I am not gonna trust the familys word on anything if there is no proof. And sorry, but Im not gonna take "she looks creepy / sounds older" as evidence either.
The one testimony I trust above the Barnetts or Natalias herself is the one of the previous family she was with that came forward.
There is also the fact that she has clearly grown and even more importantly that she has regrown teeth. An adult doesnt randomly regrow front teeth. At what age do children typically loose their front teeth? At about 5-6 years old. I've never seen anyone trying to explain this. How did she do that? Is she actually a shark? *gasp*
Im talking about this family by the way, not the one she is with now:
th-cam.com/video/MkF7GY4K6SA/w-d-xo.html
Yet when I call the orphanage ask to adopt a 33 year old girl, I just get hung up on.
You’re on an important quest. Don’t let a minor setback stop you.
😂😂
Woody Allen managed it
@@SoushiBN Minor setback. Nice one!
Right!? Some people I swear!
This movie terrified me as a child. As someone who didn't have good understanding of english back then I thought she was an actual child, and not a person suffering from dwarfism. So it scared me even more. I know it sounds stupid, but the concept of a child murdering their family freaks me out
Thing is this is based on an actual person....and I think she's already out now...
I felt it was kind of like a band aid over the creepy child coming onto her father scene. Had it really been a kid trying to 'take Care' of her father it would've been too too dark
Watch Sinister if you haven't already
@@jenni5104 I have. Love it
As a child? I thought this was only a few years old?
"Where did you learn this?"
"10 years in art school"
"What?"
"What?"
BAHAHAHAHA
"She already calls you daddy, OUCH!" lmaooooo
It's because young people call their mom mommy and dad daddy.
@@karenj424 I think we get the joke...
I actually got an ad at the “after these messages, we’ll be right back” part
There are still people out there who watch youtube and haven't gotten rid of the ads yet?
sokee13 yes, still trying to decide on if premium is worth it to me.
I didn't get an ad and I'm not premium 😐
ads are kinda random. If you don't get a mid roll you probably got a bookend ad.
@@theNewBee you should review case 39?
I know this sounds crazy, but apparently there really is a true story of a couple who adopted a 6 year old only for it to be an adult that tried to harm the other kids in the family!
@I'll taketh thy cheese by force www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7479061/Mom-claims-Ukrainian-daughter-9-adopted-really-22-year-old-dwarfism.html
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post links in comments but here is a dailymail article
idk but the movie sucks.
It was proven she was actually a kid with dwarfism
So with an alcohol fueled accident maiming a child on the books, and in house stillborn shrine they're still able to adopt ? I mean that's movie over for most right ? They may as well just gone full "orphanage closed for decades" supernatural angle at that point !
I don't get what the Supernatural series has to do with it, can you type W more detailed and more understandable version of your comment??
How does having a flower to commemorate a child who died make you a bad parent? Should everyone who has made gardens, benches, roadside crosses, tattoos, for loved ones lost in drunk driving accidents or other deaths have their kids removed by CPS?
How do you know there was any investigation or charges filed?
K
10:42
"She already calls you daddy."
*Roller pin hits you in the head.*
That's the moment I knew I'd love your channel.
At the EXACT moment when I read this comment that scene came
Orphan was the first horror movie I ever watched. I don't see a lot of people remember it these days. Thanks for covering it! Love your videos!
Interesting start! Have you watched many others since? My first was The Fog (1980) courtesy of my mum lol
I watched "Orphan" when I was 11 years old, and gave the feel for me to keep watching it. I am currently 20 years old, and I have no idea what to think of now. This movie was horrifying yet still fascinating at the same time. I think that's a good sign.
@@flamingowriter4072 um lol. I'm 11 now haha. I have seen this movie. Not bad but not very scary...
@@flamingowriter4072 Watch The Exorcist :)
@@peppersander2457 I’ve watched that when I was 13 years old. It made me piss myself. I was that horrified by it.
I watched this and absolutely hated the husband, and definitely did not exactly feel sorry when he died, opps. Loved the review as usual! Stay safe :)
Same
I didn’t feel bad for him just the kids having to grow up without having a dad
The only reason I wished he lived was so his wife could rub it in his face like “so what was that about not trusting me your WIFE over a a kid we only had for like a month”
@@krackenweirdolonor8966 I mean, to be fair, the whole crashing a car with their child thing in it because she was drunk or whatever, and I'm guessing several similar but not as severe events having happened previously (I don't remember, been forever since I've seen the movie) and things of that nature would kind of ruin any sense of trust. I mean, aren't they on the verge of divorce or something in this movie? I think not immediately trusting her is at least a little fair. That's just my two cents though, from what I vaguely remember of this movie.
He was so stubborn and won't trust his wife, the irony ay
This is such an underrated channel. I literally watch this and every time you cracked a joke, I would literally burst out laughing.
With a fifteen minute run time, I expected more analysis, but you actually added more jokes to the recap. Not disappointing 10/10
I cackled at your jokes. Especially the
What?
.. What?
Ones.
me too😭
I love them to
This does make me want to watch The Good Son with Macaulay Culkin and Elijah Wood again.
I was thinking the same thing!
that is a great momvie...
Saw it a couple of days ago! That movie is awesome!
I love that movie
I was thinking the same, this is basically The Good Son but with a girl.
Every, "What?" "What?" 😂🤣😂
Erica take a shot every time he says it
I'm still annoyed she got away with fracturing her arm. X-rays show your age, dwarfism or not.
Uhm some sorts of dwarfism are not as easy to figure out even with x Ray's.
@@janedoex1398 Not the dwarfism, but the bones will have fused over time.
Children have space for their bones to grow, called epiphysial plates.
Once someone stops growing, the plates fuse. That happens during puberty. And I can´t find anything on this not being the case when suffering from Hypopituitarism.
@@BlueGangsta1958 Can you tell the age of a person by looking at their bones?
@@xakirax_8864 Well I personally suck at it, but if you´re a doctor you are trained to interpret x-rays and if you have trouble you´re going to ask the resident radiologist.
Google is massively unhelpful with comparative images so I pulled up two unrelated x-rays, one of a child one year older than Esther supposedly is
www.researchgate.net/figure/Frontal-radiograph-of-the-left-wrist-in-a-10-year-old-boy-shows-a-buckle-fracture-arrow_fig4_260716406
and one of an adult
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colles%27_fracture
You can see that the space between the carpals and at the end of the radius and ulna fuses together.
The forearm is actually the part of the body that is usually used to measure the age of the bones:
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3955574/
There is also the fact that children rarely have complete fractures in the long hollow bones because their bones are more flexible.
If you broke your arm or your leg as a child, you probably had what´s called a greenstick fracture - the bone bent at one side, splintered at the other and the bone skin was at least partially intact. The force needed to completely break a childs bone are intense.
Why does everyone say i have dwarfism????? It’s a rare hormonal disease, hypopituitarim.
And i have my ways...
I watched this movie when I was a small kid and the beginning where the mom has the miscarriage always stuck with me and still to this day I always skip the begging because it made me so uncomfortable.
But the Nun getting bludgeoned to death with a hammer didn't?!
Infinite Sky I don’t know man that’s what I’m trying to understand. The killing never bothered me but the stillbirth one did????? My brain is not uncomfortable with what it’s suppose to be
@@beezjurga5133 its just like people cry when dogs die and dont cry when people die its normal
@@amirrhodesve791Bawled like a baby watching I am Legend and Hachiko.
@@amirrhodesve791 so true
“Stop! Hammer Time!” was so perfect! 😂 This was your best review yet. I love watching your videos!
When I was 9 my birth mother showed me this movie at night and I loved ut
What the fuck.
ruurd I love horror movies to this day
why did you have to specify that it was your birth mother, though?
JulCaos I live with my step mother and haven’t seen my birth mother sense 2013
@@goreman7160 probably because she showed you this movie when you were 9! just kidding, I'm adopted myself but I already live with my wife and I've never felt like meeting my birth mother. I hope all is well with you and your family...
I know your birthday was a month ago but I just wanted to wish you a belated birthday and hope you and your family stay safe
I knew someone (in passing) with this disorder. She was dating my sons fathers roommate. It was really f-in weird seeing a 30 year old guy kissing a girl who looked 11 let me tell you..... 😳
This channel always gets me all warm and fuzzy. The dad jokes and movie talk?? The cats?? It's like spending time with family 🥺🥺💛
That subtle "Subway" logo at 2:21 damnnn😂
Thought I was the only one who saw that. It would have drove me nuts no one commented. Thank you.
"Stop, hammer time"
I DIED LMAOOOOOOOOO
"we'll be right back!"
*laughs in ad blocker*
U evil
I remember when I saw this movie as a young kid, I thought it was genius and amazing and so captivating but now that I've grown up with knowledge of the ending and different ideas and thoughts, this movie just makes me sad and feel bad for everyone, this movie was intense on the second watch after like 12 Years, I felt that the girl was very obviously an Adult but at the same time I was focusing on every little bit.
It's a great movie it's just really serious.
Also hell yeah 420 every day mate.
What's more amazing is that the girl was really 12 at that time and she just played a role of a 33 year old woman pretending to be 12
@@alexiscando5709 I know, it was ridiculous but so well acted, such a peculiar movie but very entertaining even if it's quite dark.
I first watched this movie when I was 7 years old. Almost 7 years later and it's still one of my favorites, so underrated :(
How the heck were they even able to adopt? The mother was an alcoholic, their kid almost died, they have major relationship problems, etc!
The little “WHAT WHAT?” made me laugh so hard
Esther screaming about the Bible could've shattered those windows.
Great video as always
"To save time she parks in the den"
This movie must be old, I'm sure I just saw the girl kicked the toilet paper!!!
I'm pretty sure it is. The mom was using a an original IPhone from 2007
It came out in 2009 😊
yOu NeEd JeSuS
-Cat
Words of wisdom
"then he dies" i died😂
Konttituhoo No... HE died.
What I found suspicious about the character John (the father) he kept defending Esther and lived in complete denial of her actions, even if Esther would have succeeded on seducing John it may probably look like pedophilia on the surface, but since Esther has a hormone disorder and proportional Dwarfism, plus Esther is in her early thirties, it probably would not made much of a difference, but unfortunately for Esther since she looks like a little girl in her facial and physical appearance, men that she loves would turn her down for those reasons, but what is surprising is that Esther didn't reveal to John who she truly is and her health condition.
Never gonna trust a child again
I’m not a child, Iron Knee. I turned forty-four almost three months ago.
Leena Klamer I never said that you were a child
“Never going to trust a child again”? After watching my documentary? Hmm..
Leena Klamer yeah I’m gonna need context
Leena Klamer are you the one who pulled this shit off in Florida or something
The craziest shit is that this is based on a true story. The woman that pretended to be a kid was actually violent and shit too. So crazy.
I found your channel 2 days ago, and I am hooked. You are laugh out loud funny and I am bingeing all of your eps. This is too funny
10:20 oh God!
I was worried while watching this review how... far this was going to go with it's twist, I don't think I'd have been able to handle watching this without knowing the twist beforehand.
I'm also glad this review is how I've kinda "seen" the film, some lighthearted commentary is definitely needed in a film like this.
Yeah, I was worried about a Splice moment too 🤭
Your jokes are some of the absolute best on TH-cam. You are obviously a genius. Keep up the good work my friend.
"STOVETOP STUFFING" for the win!
Hi Tom! My fiancee and I recently found your channel, and we are obsessed! Is there any chance we might see a review for Sinister sometime in the future? It's my favourite scary movie and I am curious to know your take on it!
Keep up the good work!
"Enough" made us afraid of Jennifer Lopes!""
After being on the TH-cams and Internets for a while now, I’m just now discovering your channel. You’re commentary is funny as shit, good work man. I’m about 10 videos deep, and plan on going a lot deeper...
Dude, did ya lose weight? Love your Reviews 👍
This is the best NewBee review ever.
It's extremely funny and I was laughing all the time.
GJ mate!
“Sister Red Shirt”
I have to watch your end credits on half speed so I don't miss any more laughs! Thank you for keeping us smiling! 😍🐝
“I’m not your f ing mommy” Kate says then kicks the psychotic murderous sociopath in the face hard enough to break her neck ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️BEST PART OF THE MOVIE FOR ME
I felt that entire force
"What? WHAT??!" moments in your review is killing me🤣🤣🤣. Great break down!
*Funfact* this movie was based on a true story but in real life the family that accidentally adopted the 35 year old went to jail for child neglect because they were unable to prove she was 35 at the time even with her violent crimes
It was proven she was actually a child she was 9 years old with dwarfism the parent were just awful people
This is a criminally underrated channel
Do a review on Netflix’s “The Platform”!!!!
good suggestion. you could look at Foundflix's channel, they're pretty good.
Oh man, the "What?" "What?" jokes in this were superb. Bravo!
Reminds me of Case 39, although less demony, turns out they actually came out the same year
I was putting away groceries when you said “stovetop stuffing” and I guffawed so hard the ice cream nearly melted before I had composed myself enough to put it away.
"Burn the evidence...and the firstborn." When I tell you I choked-
It's been a hot second since I've watched your channel and your video quality has gotten noticeably better!
In real life: As you point out....suspiciously, a year after this movie came out, Kristine and Michael Barnet agreed to the emergency adoption of Ukrainian-born Natalia Grace in May 2010 and were told she was 6. Soon after, they claimed their 'daughter' was found to be a 22-year old 'sociopath little person, with Panhypopituitarism, masquerading as a child... I think they saw this movie and made it up.
"Jason no I mean esther no" 😂😂
Max really has it the worst. No way she turns out sane. That lady-girl still freaks me out. One of the best villains last 10 years.
Anybody can be a villain in America. I mean hell that shrink showed all of America that nice talk to kids don't help make respectful kids. This internet has just ruined kids and families across the world.
Dude I'm getting such classic TH-cam vibes from this vid, never change.
This channel is truly a hidden gem!
This channel is so underrated,it feels like I'm doing something illegal by not telling everyone I know about it
*I can't even somehow explain how much I LOVE your humour* .....
*AND the CATS ! THE 🐈🐱!*
*Seriously* 💛🧡💚💙💜❤🖐
Max: Is deaf and communicates with sign language
Ester: I can hear it though the door
I lost it when you got hit by the rolling pin
"We were playing Tonya Harding." Lmfao that was good
Funniest line of the vid: "That's my new ringtone! *AAAAAAHHHHHHH* "Yellop? Oh, telemarketer." LMFAO I am literally subscribed now!!! (3:18)
12:38 What's That Music Called
I don't know whether this is random or what, today i just read about natalia grace barnett and the movie Orphan that relatable to her story. Suddenly you're just uploaded it today 😂😂😂 it just funny yet mindblowing! Btw i always support your channel and videos, keep it up pal!!
Lol I came here to comment the same thing!
How do you review such scary terrifying movies and yet be so wholesome at the same time?
YASSS HES BACK
The only thing I truly hated about this movie is that, it makes most men and Fathers as a collective seem like idiots like the character John, to make things worse John is living in complete denial and continuously defends Esther by denying her actions, which eventually led to his death at the end.
Great review as always! If you like creepy kids, maybe review "The Bad Seed" or "The Good Son". They are both disturbing...
@Molly Pop Ohh, classic horror month sounds cool..lol, as does "creepy-ass horror movie child" month!!
@the jack The Bad Seed came out in 1956 and is a black and white film..not my normal preference, but the girl who plays the "bad seed" is honestly nightmare fuel, lol
Edit: Looks like there was a remake done in 2018...by Lifetime with Rob Lowe, looks like the murdered the classic..shame :-(
@the jack Anytime! :-)
The dad is actually right. The mom made past mistakes that put her children in danger, is a past drinker, with evidence that she's relapsed & is saying things that sound crazy. Maybe he could've been a little more helpful, but if he'd believed her, in a court of law, he would be seen as choosing his wife over his kids safety. Everyone's so quick to judge because he was wrong, but if he'd supported his wife & she WAS just crazy, everyone would be singing a different tune. You help your lover, but you put your children's safety first.
theNewBee Review could you please review the movie: The Fourth Kind
I already liked the video but the nun joke has brought me to the comments because you deserve some appreciation Man. you are funny
I know this is a horror movie review, but I haven't laughed this hard in ages. 10 bees for newbee
The editing in this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I always love the content on your channel
She murders at a college age level. LMAO
Fun fact! The story is based on real events and she got out of jail last year (I think) and now she is free and no one knows her whereabouts! :D
People had to Google to check the actual age of the girl
You are so funny man. This is the best movie review I've ever enjoyed in my life and i always watch Review after watching a movie but only to read comments lol. This is the first time o watched the video. You earned a subscriber 🙌😂
11:52 lmao never have I ever laughed so hard by that line
I like how he doesnt care about the amount of views but still makes quality content
11:55
You’re so funny dude 😂😂😂 I love your commentary
I’m adopted and my parents love me as much as I love them 🥰
Another hilarity review- I want to catnap that adorable cat of yours!!! We need Jesus!!!
Okay but that actress that played Easter did an amazing job she actually scared me.
I’ve just watched this on Netflix 🤣🔮.... good stuff bee 🐝
That spilt second of the Subway logo 😂👏🏻
I was waiting for someone to do this.
your commentaries are actually funny, unlike many others, keep it up. subscribed a few months ago.
that sexy beard 0:22
you'll thank me later.