Oh my goodness, I've watched Jose at least 10 times & his delivery, timing, & expressions are perfect! "That's what I'm talking about...." good clean humor!!!! Keep it up Lt.!!
@@unbroken1010 wow! So much anger and accusations! What a shitty life you must live! But hey I’m sure you was drinking bud light before they put a wiener on the can & called it a women! When you point a finger make sure you know you pointing 3 back at yaself!
Of the hundreds of Dry Bar specials I have watched, this without a doubt, is the absolute best! Jose nailed it! I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes, well done!
First time watching Jose and I’m taken. The man is a natural. Hope he reaches the pennacle of success he’s aiming for in his future. And I love and watch only clean jokes. It is a real talent for comedians to carry the funniest shows without a nasty word imbedded.
It's great to have a comedian who has actually done stuff, rather than being stoned on the couch of 30 years. Not that there's anything wrong with being stoned on the couch, just that someone talking about actual life experiences makes for more original material.
@@staceystrukel1917 Dude likes comedy that contains non-typical life experiences. Especially compared to most comics who have limited experiences- due to commonly being high on their couch.
Excellent. As a former f/a who was dressed down by two pilots for screaming in tandem joy on a plane (an old college friend was a surprise passenger, age 20 something!), THANK YOU, JSarduy -- for the CONTEXT!
That chicken story is so true lol. My husband was in the navy and during his jungle training, the recruits had to kill a chicken exactly by spinning it by its neck and popping the head off. Head popped off, chicken body fell onto ground, got up and proceeded to randomly run around with blood spurting out 😂 my husband said all the men screamed like little girls and till this day, he is still traumatised by it 😂😂😂😂
Once when I was a teenager we did that to our whole chicken flock - about 15. My 10 year old brother loved it. I got the job of plucking them. Not fun!
On chicken day, my dad swung them around until the head popped off. After they quit running around the yard, my mom dunked them in hot water in a bucket and plucked them. My job was to boil fresh water for my mom and cut the chickens up and freeze them. My sister got to stay in her room and read. Lucky duck.
My mom used a very sharp hatchet rather than the neck wringing thing. Still scary to me, since we would do several chickens at a time, and she was always once and done with the chopping...never missed once. The dancing headless chickens were actually just kind of funny to me and my brothers at the time, but my little sister and I got stuck with plucking the nasty wet dead things that sometimes were still able to fart. Kinda surprised Jose, with his penchant for fart jokes, didn't work that into his set somehow.
The whole chicken with its head cut off hits home, we raised chickens & it was a fairly regular thing at a certain point, usually after they quit laying eggs. But I'll never forget watching them running around headless & trying with all my might to grasp what I was seeing. One in particular ran around at least twice as long as the rest, & you can be sure my brain hurt that day.
❤😂I love comedians!!!! Jose, you have me cry laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have watched your show several times and never tire of watching you. I was dying at the end over the fart... Keep on being yourself...Too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jose, you are hilarious and real. I can tell that you were raised right and that you appreciate being an American ❤. I wish more people had the respect that you have. 🙏
I had a REALLY stressful day today and I stumbled across this comedy routine randomly. I'm SO glad that I did. I laughed SO hard, I was crying! Thank you SO much! I REALLY needed to laugh! That was awesome! 👏👏 🤣👍🤟🤣
Jose is very funny 😂 I laughed until I was crying and you are so Talented I also feel you are a vet? Not sure but you have in your life already have done many great acts and have accomplished two careers so you are a well rounded true blue Amazing American 🇺🇸 You might think of politics. God bless you you are one of my favorite stand up comedians. Making people laugh is so amazing helps stress and when we laugh it’s healthy Thank you dry bar comedians 🎉😂❤🇺🇸💯
I’ve found I enjoy comedians more when they tell stories with fun side tangents rather than those that roast members in the audience. Jose Sarduy is hysterical. In my opinion, he’s right up there with Gabriel Iglesius.
When he was telling the story about chickens on the plane and he yelled on the mic "Ladies and Gentlemen.." someone in the crowd yelled his favorite phrase and he quickly acknowledged and rode with it. That was really good work, even though it seems like he was not going to say it there, he did quickly so that person wont be out of timing.💯
I am from czechoslovakia (nowczechia), my dad spent 15yearsaspolitical prisoner, ) and took few years , but now love coleslaw 😊. Super cute funny show ,thank you
😂Just about lost it with the chicken drop... I was eating a bagel and just about choked on it... I had a problem with my Mom over chickens..She tied their feet together and hung them by their feet..I was supposed to help her..She started cutting their heads off. I was screaming and crying..One got loose and did that running without the head..I lost it and Mom said to get in the house, you are no good to me..I lived on a farm and named all of the animals too... 😂😂😂😂😂 You are the best!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤😂
"I made bullets go in and back out I am a magician" was great!
Oh my goodness, I've watched Jose at least 10 times & his delivery, timing, & expressions are perfect! "That's what I'm talking about...." good clean humor!!!! Keep it up Lt.!!
10 times really 😑😑
Exactly 💯. A fine true American man we have here!! 🎉❤🎉
don't search his stuff outside dry bar....
LtC
@@kendranicholson1473 why
I'm watching this again.😂😂😂😂I know what's coming and I still lose it, laughing!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s good. Give this guy a Netflix Special, he is so hilarious
I totally Agree.. He Just Needs to come up w/New Material😊
Agreed. He is so good.
Please do not give him a netflix. He is obnoxious.
@@willcollins5660 bro what?
💯
This gentleman is absolutely hilarious! I really enjoy watching him. May the Lord keep you protected and blessed. Thank you for being you!
He drinks Bud Light 😂
@@grumpyoldguy2697 definitely Grumpy 😂
@@grumpyoldguy2697 definitely super grumpy
@@unbroken1010 wow! So much anger and accusations! What a shitty life you must live! But hey I’m sure you was drinking bud light before they put a wiener on the can & called it a women! When you point a finger make sure you know you pointing 3 back at yaself!
@@unbroken1010p
😊😊😊
Of the hundreds of Dry Bar specials I have watched, this without a doubt, is the absolute best! Jose nailed it! I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes, well done!
First time watching Jose and I’m taken. The man is a natural. Hope he reaches the pennacle of success he’s aiming for in his future. And I love and watch only clean jokes. It is a real talent for comedians to carry the funniest shows without a nasty word imbedded.
Jose Sarduy is one of my all time favorites. So funny. 🤣🙃😆👍👍❤
That thing in your hand. . . IT FLOATS! 😂
Ive watches this many times, and that line always slays me ! 😂😂
I really, really enjoyed every minute of his performance, from his Mom and Dad to his days in the Air Force.
It's great to have a comedian who has actually done stuff, rather than being stoned on the couch of 30 years. Not that there's anything wrong with being stoned on the couch, just that someone talking about actual life experiences makes for more original material.
What?!
@@staceystrukel1917 Dude likes comedy that contains non-typical life experiences. Especially compared to most comics who have limited experiences- due to commonly being high on their couch.
Wow. Talk about judging.
@@1972TJJGet off the couch
thas watt I'm toking abaht!
I think Dry Bar has become my favourite comedy channel. Content like this is the reason why 🙏
Give this man his flowers while he’s alive!!!❤ Hes funny and we want to see more ! 🎬
One of my absolute favorites on Dry Bar, thank you!
I laughed so hard I cried with his inspection story. So funny
Yesss I love this dude. I'm glad to see him back
Hope Jose continued success. He's a great storyteller and comedian.
I haven’t laughed that much in a long time, absolutely hilarious! 😂
One of the best comedians out there today, if not the very best. Enjoy everything
I love these long-form comedy shows. Thank you Dry Bar! Keep up the great work!
Best United States of America Deployed Comedy...EVER! Thanks be to God. My healing needed this Sir!
Me too… watching again and laughing so hard… crying…😂
I love Jose so much. I laugh so hard every time I watch his act. 😂😂😂. Thank you for your service @jose Sarduy
Excellent. As a former f/a who was dressed down by two pilots for screaming in tandem joy on a plane (an old college friend was a surprise passenger, age 20 something!), THANK YOU, JSarduy -- for the CONTEXT!
One of the better shows on Dry Bar.
José looks AMAZING for that age! Exceptionally funny and good genes!
I love both these specials. I can listen to either of them repeatedly.
Me too. I think I have watched them at least 3-4 times.
Jose Surduy is one of THE funniest comedians I've seen anywhere!!
He is perfoming live near us, would you recommend?
. Yes 100% we are booking him for a private show
Shayne Smith is hilarious too
Wow, My side hurt I was laughing so hard. I still chuckle when I think "That worked for the first chicken"
Why hasn't José been given a Netflix special yet? I enjoy his stories more then a lot of other comedians
I can watch his comedy routines over and over 😂❤
I Just love him !! He's hilarious & I really enjoyed watching his show ! God bless him & family !
That chicken story is so true lol. My husband was in the navy and during his jungle training, the recruits had to kill a chicken exactly by spinning it by its neck and popping the head off. Head popped off, chicken body fell onto ground, got up and proceeded to randomly run around with blood spurting out 😂 my husband said all the men screamed like little girls and till this day, he is still traumatised by it 😂😂😂😂
Once when I was a teenager we did that to our whole chicken flock - about 15. My 10 year old brother loved it. I got the job of plucking them. Not fun!
On chicken day, my dad swung them around until the head popped off. After they quit running around the yard, my mom dunked them in hot water in a bucket and plucked them.
My job was to boil fresh water for my mom and cut the chickens up and freeze them. My sister got to stay in her room and read. Lucky duck.
My mom used a very sharp hatchet rather than the neck wringing thing. Still scary to me, since we would do several chickens at a time, and she was always once and done with the chopping...never missed once. The dancing headless chickens were actually just kind of funny to me and my brothers at the time, but my little sister and I got stuck with plucking the nasty wet dead things that sometimes were still able to fart. Kinda surprised Jose, with his penchant for fart jokes, didn't work that into his set somehow.
My mom spun me by my head until it popped off and I ran around for several years afterwards. Still runnin’ in fact….
🤣🤣🤣
This is one hilarious dude 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for being you!
Thanks!
You know a stand up is funny when the audience laughs more than they clap. ;)
Omg he's hilarious! I'd love to see more of him. Had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes a few times!
So funny! Would love to see him live.🤣🤣🤣
The whole chicken with its head cut off hits home, we raised chickens & it was a fairly regular thing at a certain point, usually after they quit laying eggs. But I'll never forget watching them running around headless & trying with all my might to grasp what I was seeing. One in particular ran around at least twice as long as the rest, & you can be sure my brain hurt that day.
You are simply brilliant. A non-stop laughing response from me. You will go places (or fly places). Thank you for this special.
Yes I've seen this guy on here before and I love him thank you so much
A breath of fresh air, this comedian!
I think he’s the BEST comedian. Laughed until I cried.
First time listening to this guy and the hardest I’ve laughed since Brian Regan! Great job! Love the Cuban jokes!!!!
I have watched this bit so many times and I laugh every time. He is fantastic!
Phenomenally superb! It is rare for me to go to live shows, but I would definitely pay to see this fellow in concert.
This guy is BRILLIANT.
My favorite part was when he jumped in the air and shook his legs, “that’s me “ like Mario 😂❤ too funny
He’s good. I cannot believe he’s old enough to have been in the military 27 years! He looks about 35.
Whoa wonder how many innocent people he offed in Afghanistan 😮
@@unbroken1010 Innocent? They have kids suicide bombing us over there. How many are truly innocent?
@@unbroken1010 he's cargo plane pilot not a bomber.
@@UmbrellaSound ok,. Good to hear,. So he's cargo Cult. 😂
At 42 that means he went in at 15
So glad to see another show from this fella!
Awesome delivery in both sets, Jose!!
This video has better quality than the original. I loved hearing the audience.
❤😂I love comedians!!!! Jose, you have me cry laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have watched your show several times and never tire of watching you. I was dying at the end over the fart... Keep on being yourself...Too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can SOO relate to the "Inspection" situation that you had at the academy. I couldn't stop laughing.
Jose, you are hilarious and real.
I can tell that you were raised right and that you appreciate being an American ❤.
I wish more people had the respect that you have. 🙏
Patriot Act 2 coming. Thanks Brandon
Oh my lords... Too darn funny. 😅And so handsome.
Thanks for your service....😊
Marvelous! He helps us revel in the absurdities of every day life :)
NOOOO I thought a new Jose Sarduy special has dropped! I've been waiting for a new special for monthssss.
Did you see that his second dry bar appearance is included here too? It starts at 38:15.
He’s one of my favorites!😄😆
This is a very funny comedian! I quite enjoyed watching and laughing through his set. Well done!
José is sooo funny!!!! He's so cute, I'm crushing hard on him, can't wait to see more from him!!!!
That name though….
I couldn't stop laughing. Great show
I live in Wyoming and that part about it not being Colorado Springs had me rolling 😭😂
He is so much fun! I laughed from start to finish. Love him!
One the BEST IN DRYBAR! Only downside is he was Air Force! Go Navy! Lol great job Jose!!!
I had a REALLY stressful day today and I stumbled across this comedy routine randomly. I'm SO glad that I did. I laughed SO hard, I was crying! Thank you SO much! I REALLY needed to laugh! That was awesome! 👏👏 🤣👍🤟🤣
José it is always the pleasure watching you. You make me laugh like when I was a kid, which is rarely happening I wish you a great carriere
You mean when you laugh until there's no sound coming out and you pee a little bit?
He is great! I smiled and laughed the entire time!
32:44 is the beginning of the story that had my husband and I rolling on the floor gasping for breath
As a flight student, I just got sooooo much confidence in “THAT kid flies for DELTA now”
This is like the 3rd time I've watched this. Love this guy. He needs another special ❤😂 you hardly see standing ovations at dry bar 🎉
Bravo! What a show! I mean both standups :)
That second half … REAL funny. 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you. The 18 year old loadmaster over Vietnam and the chickens.. 😆😆☠️
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏I laughed so hard, my stomach hurt!!!! Love this guy!
Jose, you’re now my favorite comedian.
I really like JoseSarduye! He Looks very young, he has an excellent
Show! Thank you
Jose!😂❤🙏🤗
Such a great artist and he makes it a pleasure to laugh
You are hilarious. I wish I knew your precious mom! What a gem!
You were brilliant. I realised I had a wide grin on my face when after pausing a video and came back hearing crowd laughing. That is a skill! 💜🙌
He's a good swimmer....twice! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jose is very funny 😂 I laughed until I was crying and you are so Talented I also feel you are a vet? Not sure but you have in your life already have done many great acts and have accomplished two careers so you are a well rounded true blue Amazing American 🇺🇸 You might think of politics. God bless you you are one of my favorite stand up comedians. Making people laugh is so amazing helps stress and when we laugh it’s healthy Thank you dry bar comedians 🎉😂❤🇺🇸💯
Very funny! Love the military jokes!
"It's a Cuban Chicken..." Ay dios mío- I lost it!
This one's for Freddy. Rest in Arroz, little dude🐔
I could watch this video everyday. 😂 God bless you.
Wonderful! What a talent!
This guy is fantastic!!!
He looks just like a cross between Tom Cruise and Andy Samberg.
I’ve found I enjoy comedians more when they tell stories with fun side tangents rather than those that roast members in the audience. Jose Sarduy is hysterical. In my opinion, he’s right up there with Gabriel Iglesius.
The room inspection has me rolling!
When he was telling the story about chickens on the plane and he yelled on the mic "Ladies and Gentlemen.." someone in the crowd yelled his favorite phrase and he quickly acknowledged and rode with it. That was really good work, even though it seems like he was not going to say it there, he did quickly so that person wont be out of timing.💯
Excellent show from one Cuban to another 😂
Loved his show - he’s got the academy down!!! 😅😂😂😅
It takes real talent to be funny without being vulgar. Drybar really does have talent in showcasing talent
I laughed so hard at this. Thank you.
I am from czechoslovakia (nowczechia), my dad spent 15yearsaspolitical prisoner, ) and took few years , but now love coleslaw 😊. Super cute funny show ,thank you
😂Just about lost it with the chicken drop... I was eating a bagel and just about choked on it... I had a problem with my Mom over chickens..She tied their feet together and hung them by their feet..I was supposed to help her..She started cutting their heads off. I was screaming and crying..One got loose and did that running without the head..I lost it and Mom said to get in the house, you are no good to me..I lived on a farm and named all of the animals too... 😂😂😂😂😂
You are the best!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤😂
Cubans come in ALL colors. ❤ Also, you are hilarious!
This man is amazing!
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