Looks nothing like Star Wars at all. LOL. They made a Star Trek themed ship....and it's not even good as Star Trek either. Wow, Disney. Epic fail. Love your channel, dude.
Isn't this supposed to look like an upscale hotel in space vs raggity motel in space? I know it looks clean like star trek but that's kind of the point.
@@Singuy888 They really should have sticked to established ship (interior) designs. See correlian style (Tantive IV), imperial style or anything orig- cut it. Originality in 2021? Or a bunch of these hotels in such styles across an entire country and charge max. 300 a night for anyone. And doubling for those wanting the "exlusive feel", because nowadays this seems to be the only existing target group in upper office minds.
@@El_Fabricio well I hear that there are only 100 rooms, which means staff to guest ratio is very high, hence the high price. The experience wouldn't be good if it actually had thousands of rooms like a real cruise ship, then people are just stacked on top of each other. So when you have 20x less rooms than a cruise ship, you may end up charging like 10x more for a room.
5 grand to go on a scripted experience, push a few buttons, swing a sword I don't get to keep, and get fleeced for everything. Have they even seen Star Wars? I think they think even after the disaster of the sequel trilogy that if it has the Star Wars brand we will just fork over all our money for crap. I don't think anyone at Disney (except Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau) have a clue what Star Wars is and what the fans want.
Had a former Imagineer tell me about the galactic diva aspect back in early spring. They told me how many of the missions revolved around getting her to the hair stylist/ performance. Apparently it had caused a huge rift in the department as they are leaning heavily on the Disney princess experience. I mean, as bad as it sounded then, seeing it now....... Only contemporary Disney could come up with something so cringe inducing.
or even beat saber, yeah, lol. This hotel thing just looks sad, and at 4k usd it'd probably be cheaper to kit out a bedroom from scratch to look more star wars like.
I really think they should have made the light saber training in VR. The VOID experience was awesome, and if they could have done something like that it would have been more impressive and then they could have different scenarios that they could give you for better repeatability in the future. Hopefully this is something they'll consider incorporating in the future.
But back in May I burnt my face and after that well I could not handle the sun so I got real into Star Wars so I kinda wana go do this because Star Wars but maybe if it were like 500. I mean the trip down well its 4 plane tickets than get the time off to go down I mean the trip will probably cost 5k alone, but if I win the lotto why not I mean its not like I will be short on cash
Very agreed. The number of console on the bridge wasn't enough to run a hyperspace capable vessel. Needs about x4 the consoles and a military style bridge layout.
None of this matches the concept art that they've been teasing us with for years. The ceilings are just finished drywall, that tells you everything. That bar is lame, the singer doesn't even have a stage. It all looks so cheap, has Darth Chapek written all over it.
The bridge looks like a larger version of the Millennium Falcon ride, with less immersion. The hallways look generic. They didn't show the guest rooms. The singer in the bar had a beautiful voice and very nice costume design but, I kept thinking of The Fifth Element. If we were going to spend $4k on a vacation, we would go elsewhere.
I have said that on other channels they stole the Fifth Element character!! Way to go Disney, another reason we love, stay and spend our money at Universal.
Truly disappointing. There's no droids or starcruiser "officers" or "crew members" roaming around the hallways like in the movies. The singer or at least backup singers should be holographic which wouldn't be so bad. A game room could play any generic games like Han Solo's holo-game table or a fun turret shooting game simulation as if you're clay pigeon shooting, but in space. Whoever said that they shouldn't get a casino? How cool would that be to learn to play pazaak or dejarik. Not even a bartender would wear a simple humanoid alien costume. Truly, is this the best you can do, Disney? Not worth of $5k for measly two days.
That saber training looks like it was created by someone who has no clue beat saber exists, and is way cooler and more fun to do (you can also do it in your home for a fraction of the cost of a two night stay there). All the videos have done is show me that these people have no clue what Star Wars is about.
The Start Trek: Borg Hilton that used to be in Las Vegas was very similar to this... 20 years ago. And you only had to pay like $20. Unfortunately, they took the Star Trek stuff out of there.
"Unfortunately, they took the Star Trek stuff out of there." They did that with the "Star Wars" stuff in this new hotel, and it hasn't even opened, yet!
I’m unimpressed. Yeah overdone acting. It feels like sub-Star Trek. Quite boring. You pretty much nailed all my concerns about this. Like you said the lightsaber toy has been done. The battle from the Bridge is like the Star Wars arcade game with better graphics. And yeah. People are going to be shuffled through like a ride. Unless they give all the people at the hotel pre-scheduled appointments to visit the deck, but I doubt it since it’s one weekend. Why in the cantina we’re there few to no alien customers? Where’s the Max Rebo band?
@@thetwikikid4444 Goldberg Dad: "I payed $5 grand EACH, for you morons to play space war trek??!! There's not even a good lounge chair for me to be bored in!"
@@misterneutron193 And shitty lightsabers at that. Even a base model ultrasabers is better quality and can be used for full contact sparring. I've seen more than one official Disney lightsaber break for no discernable reason.
Disney has done this for years...The overacting is so cringe worthy it just puts people off and they still don't seem to realise this. That's why Disney is doing so poorly right now. Everything they promote just gets over-hyped so forcefully that the public our bound to be dissappointed.
They should have hired Rick Moranis in his Dark Helmet suit to do this promo. To me, it looks like the interior of the Mega Maid Spaceship from Spaceballs. Overpriced and not funny, that is.
This is the best looking Star Trek hotel ever! Seriously though the bridge control screens look like old Apple II monitors and the controls look straight from Airplane 2.
You’d think they would get something as basic as making the hallways resemble Star Wars hallways and not Earth hallways. That right there pulls you out of the experience immediately.
Jay's face sort of says it all. It is like they are trying to be so excited over something but yeah.. Uhm yeah... I will put that money down on a new car.
Unimpressive, most unimpressive, and the way he had to handle the extendable lighsaber and hand it off without turning it off, suggests it doesn't retract correctly. Since he didn't swing it either, probably safe to say you can't do that with it either.
It just strikes me that Disney treats SW fans like 3yr old unruly children. They really think ppl are gonna fork out $4-6k for some kind of overly childish “experience”. They didn’t stop to think that they were pricing out +99% of the SW fan base right from the start. Once again SW misreads the fans.
Disney CEO: "We're gonna make so much money off these nerds with this Star Trek hotel!" Random coffee-fetching intern: "Uhhh.... Don't you mean Star Wars, ma'am?" Disney CEO: "Right whatever, same thing."
Why didn’t they build the actual cannons from the Falcon? That would have been so much more immersive, and you’d be able to both aim and shoot by yourself. This all looks terrible.
I’m sorry it’s a disappointment. But you guys can travel the world with that kind of money. There’s an awesome space themed capsule hotel for $25 a night in Vietnam. It looks cooler than this. Hell, there are so many cooler places if you could afford a Disney vacation.
Star Trek crossed with Diva Plavalaguna from the fifth element BUT not really, because she's a hologram and she doesn't sing techno/opera... what is there not to love? Everyone loves Lens Flares and characters/technology from other movies not remotely related to what you wanted to see, this makes total sense and was not made by airheads who's only knowledge of Star Wars is from Wikipedia.
I really don’t understand how Disney has enough money to waste on something this bad. Sure they own a lot but from the looks of it, the only branch of theirs that isn’t struggling is marvel
It definitely looks more like a ship interior from Star Trek than Star Wars. With the exception of the Twi'lek singer, there's nothing much there that feels like Star Wars. I guess they had that lightsaber training thing.
@@bjrnhalfhand2258 don't get me started. I spent the other day rocking out to Lapti Nek all day. Hell Jedi Rocks, and 80% of the music in Ogas cantina is better than that song.
Plane tickets - 2000$ Room - 6000$ Jedi clothes for the family - 1500$ The Experience - PRICELESS, is what you have to tell yourself after you spent so much cash
Add food, taxes, extra's and stuff purchased at the stores and you are staring into $12,000 for the whole small family. This experience proves P.T. Barnum was right. Suckers are lining up to pay HUGE money for this dumpster fire of a Star Wars experience.
Are you telling me a billion dollar company can't build rows of gunner pods for guests to "defend" the cruiser from a T.I.E. fighter attack?? It's one of the most exciting scenes from Star Wars and all you get is a joystick? Dave and Buster's has it!
Between how much Disney has hurt my love for Star Wars mixed with its price tag, it's going to be a pass for me. Honestly, at this point, even if it was priced comparable to the other Disney resorts I'm not sure I would even what to stay there.
Haha. That's the main kid from The Goldberg's grown up. If you've seen the show, he's basically acting like his character (the show is actually good too; it's basically an adult describing his life growing up in the 80's, similar to Everybody Hates Chris).
Yes Sean Giambrone. He does a lot of voice acting work as well, from what I hear all similar voices but he's good at what he does imo. Solar Opposites in particular a pretty good show co created by Justin Roiland who also co created Rick and Morty as you probably know
Wouldn't it have been better and easier to just make the lightsaber training a VR experience? They could have had several individual rooms with headsets that would have looked much better and been more fun.
Why are they using 80's era green computer screens? Did they find them in a studio backlot somewhere after the WarGames sets were thrown away? While I agree that it looks more Star Trek than Star Wars, it really looks 100% like neither. From the buttons on the control panels, the shape of the control panels, the overall vibe of the "ship", it has the look and feel of a low-budget 80's ear sci-fi movie. It's as if the designers accidentally watched "Starcrash" instead of "Star Wars" before starting their designs. On a more positive note, it was cool that they had Sean Giambrone as the sort-of MC. One last note: the "light sabre training" looks laaaaammmmmmmeeeeeeeee.
I was going to mention Starcrash in my post but I couldnt remember the title. The only thing I can remember is Caroline Munro and the shitty efx kinda looks like the galactic starcruiser hotel only without Caroline!
Gaia, really?? The Light Saber training is a JOKE. The gunner station is a JOYSTICK you wobble around. Now if you were able to get into the blaster chairs like in the Falcon where the chairs move and track to shoot Tie Fighters it might be cool, this is LAME.
Dave & Buster’s has a better Star Wars experience and an actual “lightsaber practice” in VR. And here they are doing it for 5,000-6,000 dollars. I honestly think it’s scummy and whoever is in charge should literally step out.
Tree house on Endor. Cabin aboard in Jabba’s sail barge. Private bubble in Otoh Gunga. Apartment on Kamino. Bed and breakfast moisture farm on Tatooine. Royal wing of the palace on Naboo. Bland room on a bland ship looking out at just stars. They literally went with the most generic option possible.
Oh boy! They are including a singer into the experience???? Do we get to harvest the 4 elemental stones from her belly at the end? Had a very Fifth Element feel to that scene. Will guests be given a multi-pass during their stay?
It’s the Fisher-Price version of Star Wars. I’m losing confidence in Disney’s ability to handle Star Wars any longer. It feels like they think they can slap the words “Star Wars” on anything and we’ll pay for it.
Probably the only thing that made me think "Star Wars" was the Twi'lek performer! Everything else made me think Star Trek, like what everyone is saying! Still, even if it reminded me of Star Wars, I will NEVER spend thousands of dollars for an overhyped hotel!
It looks like they took the spare parts from Mission: Space to build the bridge. The lightsaber training was very underwhelming -- the Experience on Oculus Quest with Vader Immortal is way more fun.
It doesn’t seem to have the rust and grime of Star Wars. I understand that it’s a cruise ship but Star Wars always has gunk everywhere. It was too clean, exactly like Star Trek. I guess we will see
I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan, so forgive me if this is a dumb question, but weren't the Empire/First Order ships always sterile looking like this? Is Disney trying to trick people into joining their evil empire?
@@PelemusMcSoy the imperial ships were always very neat in appearance. I get it’s a cruise ship and I completely understand the cleanliness but the feel just seems odd. I am looking forward to seeing the videos when it’s open. Then we can all make a more informed opinion.
So why would you pay and go to a "Star Wars" experience if it has a total disconnect with the movies... it needs to feel you are inside of the movie... not at a hotel that has been themed to look "spacy"... the promo did nothing to make me want to be "there".... Just because they say "wow" and "that's cool!" does not make it so! Btw, "make it so" is a Star Trek catch frase!
That did not look like a starwars set, it was star trek, buck rogers and a really bad musical performance the likes of which never gets past art college walls.FFS sake George how could u let this happen 😤
First, Font is from Battlestar Galactica. Second...I saw someone enter a Holodeck onto 10-forward, where Guinan...I mean The Diva Plavalaguna....ops, ment Gia sings a song....for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! Think Ill stick with Battlefront.
"The acting was a little over-done" was a very generous remark. And who the heck is Sean Giambrone and what does he have to do with Star Wars? It's obviously ST themed which IMO is HUGE mistake so yeah..."meh".
Thing is, they already HAD Jedi training, it was called the Jedi Training Academy at California Adventure. I did it as a kid and it was the coolest shit, and I got to do it as a FREE experience in the park.
I find it weird the way that guy at 7:33 holds and carefully moves around the lightsaber, as if it was about to break apart at the slightest miscalculated movement.
Disney: You cannot sell a premium experience with cringe you hacks. Big scoop: they are showing you only what was finished enough to shoot for the commercial. It's not enough.
Jay, honestly, what I'm most looking forward to seeing re: The Galactic Starcruiser, is seeing its iterations appear in The High Republic thru to The Mandalorian Saga. Otherwise, I'm not interested. I'd rather have an adventure with my 2007 Pottery Barn retro Star Wars sheets. P.S. THAT lightsaber is NOT Rey's...it's Anakin and Luke Skywalker's...she has NO BUSINESS wielding it, now that We know who she really is.
For that amount of money I can go with my family to the Caribbean or Europe... I think very few people will pay for a 6000 dollars videogame 👎 And by the way. Did the Disney executives forgot that we still in the middle of a pandemic and there are thousands of people without jobs?
This looks very underwhelming I feel like the Jedi challenge was better for lightsaber training than what they're showing in this trailer. Even some of the bosses in that ar/vr experiences not very easy.
Looks nothing like Star Wars at all. LOL. They made a Star Trek themed ship....and it's not even good as Star Trek either. Wow, Disney. Epic fail. Love your channel, dude.
Isn't this supposed to look like an upscale hotel in space vs raggity motel in space? I know it looks clean like star trek but that's kind of the point.
@@Singuy888 They really should have sticked to established ship (interior) designs. See correlian style (Tantive IV), imperial style or anything orig- cut it. Originality in 2021? Or a bunch of these hotels in such styles across an entire country and charge max. 300 a night for anyone. And doubling for those wanting the "exlusive feel", because nowadays this seems to be the only existing target group in upper office minds.
@@El_Fabricio well I hear that there are only 100 rooms, which means staff to guest ratio is very high, hence the high price. The experience wouldn't be good if it actually had thousands of rooms like a real cruise ship, then people are just stacked on top of each other. So when you have 20x less rooms than a cruise ship, you may end up charging like 10x more for a room.
@@Singuy888 Still feels likey they were not even trying
True, they ripped off The Fifth Element
“Uh hmm…there gonna be any Star Wars in this Star Wars hotel?”
-Ian Malcom
Underrated comment lmao
This is funny AF
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You win the internet sir
5 grand to go on a scripted experience, push a few buttons, swing a sword I don't get to keep, and get fleeced for everything. Have they even seen Star Wars? I think they think even after the disaster of the sequel trilogy that if it has the Star Wars brand we will just fork over all our money for crap. I don't think anyone at Disney (except Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau) have a clue what Star Wars is and what the fans want.
Had a former Imagineer tell me about the galactic diva aspect back in early spring. They told me how many of the missions revolved around getting her to the hair stylist/ performance. Apparently it had caused a huge rift in the department as they are leaning heavily on the Disney princess experience.
I mean, as bad as it sounded then, seeing it now....... Only contemporary Disney could come up with something so cringe inducing.
🥴 geez
Quite honestly, the Star Wars VR games give you a much better immersive lightsaber experience than what it looks like this does.
or even beat saber, yeah, lol. This hotel thing just looks sad, and at 4k usd it'd probably be cheaper to kit out a bedroom from scratch to look more star wars like.
@@Zarcondeegrissom And you'd get a lot more than just 2 nights in your own bedroom too!
They should’ve done a VR experience with 4D effects
And for a LOT less money too
I really think they should have made the light saber training in VR. The VOID experience was awesome, and if they could have done something like that it would have been more impressive and then they could have different scenarios that they could give you for better repeatability in the future. Hopefully this is something they'll consider incorporating in the future.
The hallway ceilings! Looks like a Star Trek convention at a Hilton! No immersion. And this is what they’re showing off and proud of! Yikes!
Sorry, that's a pass from me. Like you said, it looks like JarJar Abram's Enterprise. Guess he's getting confused about what he's working on.
But back in May I burnt my face and after that well I could not handle the sun so I got real into Star Wars so I kinda wana go do this because Star Wars but maybe if it were like 500. I mean the trip down well its 4 plane tickets than get the time off to go down I mean the trip will probably cost 5k alone, but if I win the lotto why not I mean its not like I will be short on cash
You're right, it does! (I thought it was just me that saw it!)
Very agreed. The number of console on the bridge wasn't enough to run a hyperspace capable vessel. Needs about x4 the consoles and a military style bridge layout.
@jdslyman If it did, then even that would've been an improvement...
Thanks for being here
None of this matches the concept art that they've been teasing us with for years. The ceilings are just finished drywall, that tells you everything. That bar is lame, the singer doesn't even have a stage. It all looks so cheap, has Darth Chapek written all over it.
It looks like they took the kids zones from the cruise ships and upped the charge for it. It's also to sterile for Star Wars.
i agree
The bridge looks like a larger version of the Millennium Falcon ride, with less immersion. The hallways look generic. They didn't show the guest rooms. The singer in the bar had a beautiful voice and very nice costume design but, I kept thinking of The Fifth Element. If we were going to spend $4k on a vacation, we would go elsewhere.
Yes, Fifth Element! Exactly! I was trying to think of why it felt familiar but in the wrong way. Oh man disney, what a joke.
The guest rooms resemble 1968 Holiday Inns. But with Bleeps ..... Sweeps ........ and Creeps ..........
The worst part is, you can have a better and way longer vacation for the same price while still being AT fuckin Disney
I have said that on other channels they stole the Fifth Element character!! Way to go Disney, another reason we love, stay and spend our money at Universal.
@@stewiepid4385 😂
Disney have totally lost the plot, haven't they.
Because there are half a dozen fan boys, they think this is a win.
Unbelievable.
People can make way better *_Star Wars_* themed rooms in their own homes and stay in there, for FREE.
Truly disappointing. There's no droids or starcruiser "officers" or "crew members" roaming around the hallways like in the movies. The singer or at least backup singers should be holographic which wouldn't be so bad. A game room could play any generic games like Han Solo's holo-game table or a fun turret shooting game simulation as if you're clay pigeon shooting, but in space. Whoever said that they shouldn't get a casino? How cool would that be to learn to play pazaak or dejarik. Not even a bartender would wear a simple humanoid alien costume. Truly, is this the best you can do, Disney? Not worth of $5k for measly two days.
Your list + two weeks (+mission story line and tasks heck even alien-lie planet surface outside) and 4-5k ain't sound that bad.
@@El_Fabricio That sounds so exhausting. Can you imagine, just two weeks of role-playing and not much else?
@@rosesweetcharlotte If the payment is alright I'd want to role play as a known SW character.
Of course those two weeks were relative to their pricing.
@@rosesweetcharlotte Ever heard of a renaissance fair? Lmao it's the same thing but European.
That saber training looks like it was created by someone who has no clue beat saber exists, and is way cooler and more fun to do (you can also do it in your home for a fraction of the cost of a two night stay there). All the videos have done is show me that these people have no clue what Star Wars is about.
I feel bad for the employees that are going to have to try and convince the guests this is worth the price of a used car.
The Start Trek: Borg Hilton that used to be in Las Vegas was very similar to this... 20 years ago. And you only had to pay like $20. Unfortunately, they took the Star Trek stuff out of there.
I have a romulan beer my friend got from there still haha
I shit green for days after drinking that ale
"Unfortunately, they took the Star Trek stuff out of there."
They did that with the "Star Wars" stuff in this new hotel, and it hasn't even opened, yet!
I’m unimpressed. Yeah overdone acting. It feels like sub-Star Trek. Quite boring. You pretty much nailed all my concerns about this. Like you said the lightsaber toy has been done. The battle from the Bridge is like the Star Wars arcade game with better graphics. And yeah. People are going to be shuffled through like a ride. Unless they give all the people at the hotel pre-scheduled appointments to visit the deck, but I doubt it since it’s one weekend. Why in the cantina we’re there few to no alien customers? Where’s the Max Rebo band?
Yeah Sy Snootles on lead vocals is sorely missing. They should’ve had the entire cast of the Goldbergs and the writers doing this commercial 😂😂
@@thetwikikid4444 Goldberg Dad: "I payed $5 grand EACH, for you morons to play space war trek??!! There's not even a good lounge chair for me to be bored in!"
It's all about lightsabers now. Lightsabers are the Disney Star Wars trope. Forget epic space battles. It's Twileks and lightsabers!
@@misterneutron193 And shitty lightsabers at that. Even a base model ultrasabers is better quality and can be used for full contact sparring. I've seen more than one official Disney lightsaber break for no discernable reason.
Disney has done this for years...The overacting is so cringe worthy it just puts people off and they still don't seem to realise this.
That's why Disney is doing so poorly right now. Everything they promote just gets over-hyped so forcefully that the public our bound to be dissappointed.
They should have hired Rick Moranis in his Dark Helmet suit to do this promo. To me, it looks like the interior of the Mega Maid Spaceship from Spaceballs. Overpriced and not funny, that is.
Spaceballs is more Star wars than Star wars is now
I'd much rather visit the zoo on Spaceballs One than this boring mess.
@@Imylover I hear you and the three ring circus I want to go to that too
" We lost the Bleeps ........ the Sweeps ......... and the Creeps........ " Now THAT would be worth some money! LMAO!
I'm surrounded by Assholes! (ain't that the truth)
This is the best looking Star Trek hotel ever! Seriously though the bridge control screens look like old Apple II monitors and the controls look straight from Airplane 2.
You’d think they would get something as basic as making the hallways resemble Star Wars hallways and not Earth hallways. That right there pulls you out of the experience immediately.
Jay's face sort of says it all.
It is like they are trying to be so excited over something but yeah.. Uhm yeah...
I will put that money down on a new car.
Unimpressive, most unimpressive, and the way he had to handle the extendable lighsaber and hand it off without turning it off, suggests it doesn't retract correctly. Since he didn't swing it either, probably safe to say you can't do that with it either.
We’ll keep watching the video and you’ll see that it doesn’t.
The retractable light saber is for cast members only. The one used in lightsaber training is clearly ruggedized and not retractable.
It just strikes me that Disney treats SW fans like 3yr old unruly children. They really think ppl are gonna fork out $4-6k for some kind of overly childish “experience”. They didn’t stop to think that they were pricing out +99% of the SW fan base right from the start.
Once again SW misreads the fans.
Disney CEO: "We're gonna make so much money off these nerds with this Star Trek hotel!"
Random coffee-fetching intern: "Uhhh.... Don't you mean Star Wars, ma'am?"
Disney CEO: "Right whatever, same thing."
Why didn’t they build the actual cannons from the Falcon? That would have been so much more immersive, and you’d be able to both aim and shoot by yourself. This all looks terrible.
Last time I checked actual Twi-lek entertainment was a little different.
I had really hoped to stay there as a family as part of my 50th birthday. No way that is EVER going to happen!
Dude for that cost you could fly over to the United Kingdom and visit some actual filming locations
@@vampsith Or, you know, SEE the United Kingdom.
I’m sorry it’s a disappointment. But you guys can travel the world with that kind of money. There’s an awesome space themed capsule hotel for $25 a night in Vietnam. It looks cooler than this.
Hell, there are so many cooler places if you could afford a Disney vacation.
Star Trek crossed with Diva Plavalaguna from the fifth element BUT not really, because she's a hologram and she doesn't sing techno/opera... what is there not to love?
Everyone loves Lens Flares and characters/technology from other movies not remotely related to what you wanted to see, this makes total sense and was not made by airheads who's only knowledge of Star Wars is from Wikipedia.
“What a piece of junk!” - Luke Skywalker
I really don’t understand how Disney has enough money to waste on something this bad. Sure they own a lot but from the looks of it, the only branch of theirs that isn’t struggling is marvel
There are going to be some seriously pissed off people after they drain their bank account for a 2 night warehouse experience.
Shooting the Tie Fighters is the same as the shoot the asteroids that they have had for years at Space Mountain
I could not stop laughing when the performer started singing 😂
It definitely looks more like a ship interior from Star Trek than Star Wars. With the exception of the Twi'lek singer, there's nothing much there that feels like Star Wars. I guess they had that lightsaber training thing.
And the Twi'lek singer ain't all that impressive.
@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment the song is awful.
@@bjrnhalfhand2258 don't get me started. I spent the other day rocking out to Lapti Nek all day. Hell Jedi Rocks, and 80% of the music in Ogas cantina is better than that song.
Star trek is way better themed than this hotel this is some generic Sci fi.
Plane tickets - 2000$
Room - 6000$
Jedi clothes for the family - 1500$
The Experience - PRICELESS, is what you have to tell yourself after you spent so much cash
Add food, taxes, extra's and stuff purchased at the stores and you are staring into $12,000 for the whole small family. This experience proves P.T. Barnum was right. Suckers are lining up to pay HUGE money for this dumpster fire of a Star Wars experience.
Somebody please tell me this travesty is actually a joke or parody. Disney seems determined to insult & to embarrass all true Star Wars fans.
$2500.00 a day?! This is not Jurassic Park… Who did they let set pricing, Gennaro?
This is NOT STAR WARS.
This is a Cross between a Horribly Gone Wrong Star Trek Episode and the 5th Element.
I give this an EPIC FAIL RATING of 100%.
Exactly this. Agreed 1000%!
Are you telling me a billion dollar company can't build rows of gunner pods for guests to "defend" the cruiser from a T.I.E. fighter attack?? It's one of the most exciting scenes from Star Wars and all you get is a joystick? Dave and Buster's has it!
The fact that we've seen very little of them swinging the lightsaber around makes me think that it doesn't do that very well.
It's a tape measure with LED lights and glow paint.
Between how much Disney has hurt my love for Star Wars mixed with its price tag, it's going to be a pass for me. Honestly, at this point, even if it was priced comparable to the other Disney resorts I'm not sure I would even what to stay there.
No amount of Len's flare will make this Hoilday Inn look like it's in another Galaxy far far away!
Wow. So Disney is taking the same approach they took to the latest trilogy. Surprising...
Haha. That's the main kid from The Goldberg's grown up. If you've seen the show, he's basically acting like his character (the show is actually good too; it's basically an adult describing his life growing up in the 80's, similar to Everybody Hates Chris).
Yes Sean Giambrone. He does a lot of voice acting work as well, from what I hear all similar voices but he's good at what he does imo. Solar Opposites in particular a pretty good show co created by Justin Roiland who also co created Rick and Morty as you probably know
I hope Beverly knows that he will be able to easily "make" in a galaxy far, far away..
Anyone else getting some Fifth Element vibes here? "Disney's gone bye, bye Egon!"
I don’t know if that wee actor did it deliberately but he really channels the cringiness of Wesley Crusher. At last, the two franchises can merge.
18:36
"Experience the ANCIENT ART of the lightsaber!" 😄😅😂🤣😆
I guess it is ancient since it began around 1977... 😬
Seems like the actors are trying too hard to "feel" excited
For that kind of money I'd want Luke Skywalker tucking me in at night.
PS That singer is pure Fifth Element.
Keep these promos for a future "Defunktland" YT video
Wouldn't it have been better and easier to just make the lightsaber training a VR experience? They could have had several individual rooms with headsets that would have looked much better and been more fun.
Would still feel like DisneyQuest though. They had some crap like that there. I think it was Aladdin or something.
They could disguise the VR headset as the oversized helmet that "blinds" the trainee. Just little things to make it fit into the Star Wars universe.
@@PelemusMcSoy I was thinking that, too... and make the video inside the helmet resemble the echolocation that DareDevil used
Why are they using 80's era green computer screens? Did they find them in a studio backlot somewhere after the WarGames sets were thrown away? While I agree that it looks more Star Trek than Star Wars, it really looks 100% like neither. From the buttons on the control panels, the shape of the control panels, the overall vibe of the "ship", it has the look and feel of a low-budget 80's ear sci-fi movie. It's as if the designers accidentally watched "Starcrash" instead of "Star Wars" before starting their designs. On a more positive note, it was cool that they had Sean Giambrone as the sort-of MC. One last note: the "light sabre training" looks laaaaammmmmmmeeeeeeeee.
It looks like Disneys "The Black Hole" (1979) thats what it looks like. Generic crap produced because of Star Wars.
I was going to mention Starcrash in my post but I couldnt remember the title. The only thing I can remember is Caroline Munro and the shitty efx kinda looks like the galactic starcruiser hotel only without Caroline!
I'm not even convinced they spent 5k to build this.
Gaia, really??
The Light Saber training is a JOKE.
The gunner station is a JOYSTICK you wobble around. Now if you were able to get into the blaster chairs like in the Falcon where the chairs move and track to shoot Tie Fighters it might be cool, this is LAME.
😄"We need your help to defeat the empire!"
Begins flicking tiny joystick as if playing Street Fighter arcade in a seedy laundromat 🤦
@@cassidystarchild7907 Only $500 a person to play
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That looked like less fun then the Star Wars arcade game from 1983. For that much money you should be in a moving gun seat.
Dave & Buster’s has a better Star Wars experience and an actual “lightsaber practice” in VR. And here they are doing it for 5,000-6,000 dollars. I honestly think it’s scummy and whoever is in charge should literally step out.
For five grand, I'm sure to tear some souvenirs from the walls.
Why do we have fans making SW fan films that have better interiors than this? And they don't have the Disney billions to play with.
Not only that but fans are also writing better fiction too.
Tree house on Endor.
Cabin aboard in Jabba’s sail barge.
Private bubble in Otoh Gunga.
Apartment on Kamino.
Bed and breakfast moisture farm on Tatooine.
Royal wing of the palace on Naboo.
Bland room on a bland ship looking out at just stars.
They literally went with the most generic option possible.
Oh boy! They are including a singer into the experience???? Do we get to harvest the 4 elemental stones from her belly at the end? Had a very Fifth Element feel to that scene. Will guests be given a multi-pass during their stay?
I see the Fifth Element... I see Star Trek... I guess I can squint and maybe see Star Wars.
Oh, nope. I can't.
So basically a cruise ship to nowhere on dry land. How innovative.
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For $5g’s you can own a nice motorcycle, jet skis, a used car…what a rip off!!!
With some luck even all three together in ok to meh condition
It’s the Fisher-Price version of Star Wars. I’m losing confidence in Disney’s ability to handle Star Wars any longer. It feels like they think they can slap the words “Star Wars” on anything and we’ll pay for it.
That is.. ANAKIN SKYWALKER'S LIGHTSABER!!! SHE WENT AND BURIED IT IN THE SAND AT THE END OF THE MOVIE SO SHE DON'T EVEN WANT IT! Siiiiiigh I SWARE
I like how they paired a short man up with the Her never change Disney never change.
Ron Stoppable from the live action Kim Possible in a Star Trek setting just doesn't work
That doesn’t look like Star Wars. That looks like a Star Trek ship. Just goes to show how clueless Disney is about Star Wars.
Oh my God. They don’t have a clue. I wouldn’t pay $500 for this “experience.”
Probably the only thing that made me think "Star Wars" was the Twi'lek performer! Everything else made me think Star Trek, like what everyone is saying! Still, even if it reminded me of Star Wars, I will NEVER spend thousands of dollars for an overhyped hotel!
I mean, I might spend thousands on a hotel if it was a really nice hotel. The issue for me is the sheer amount of tasks you have to do.
It's like they cloned Tom Holland, but the test tube was dirty.
It looks like they took the spare parts from Mission: Space to build the bridge. The lightsaber training was very underwhelming -- the Experience on Oculus Quest with Vader Immortal is way more fun.
It looks like the only Star Wars they watched for reference material was the holiday special.
I was thinking the same thing.
It doesn’t seem to have the rust and grime of Star Wars. I understand that it’s a cruise ship but Star Wars always has gunk everywhere. It was too clean, exactly like Star Trek. I guess we will see
I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan, so forgive me if this is a dumb question, but weren't the Empire/First Order ships always sterile looking like this? Is Disney trying to trick people into joining their evil empire?
@@PelemusMcSoy the imperial ships were always very neat in appearance. I get it’s a cruise ship and I completely understand the cleanliness but the feel just seems odd. I am looking forward to seeing the videos when it’s open. Then we can all make a more informed opinion.
The abrupt ending reminds me of when guests venture past the green walls into cast-only areas and get hustled out.
So why would you pay and go to a "Star Wars" experience if it has a total disconnect with the movies... it needs to feel you are inside of the movie... not at a hotel that has been themed to look "spacy"... the promo did nothing to make me want to be "there".... Just because they say "wow" and "that's cool!" does not make it so!
Btw, "make it so" is a Star Trek catch frase!
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@@chain_sawyer7469 I stand corrected! Thank you!
If that’s the best song the singer sings then she’s in trouble. She’ll have everyone falling asleep from boredom before it’s over.
5 racks to play Galaga in what looks like an 80's Mcdonalds, and its not a parody. They're dead serious
Do they think people just have $5,000 to just light on fire for this? Disney is doomed.
That did not look like a starwars set, it was star trek, buck rogers and a really bad musical performance the likes of which never gets past art college walls.FFS sake George how could u let this happen 😤
I'm sure the kids will love cocktails and hologram card games.
This gave me Holiday Special flashbacks… Disney needs to be stopped, they are out of control.
First, Font is from Battlestar Galactica.
Second...I saw someone enter a Holodeck onto 10-forward, where Guinan...I mean The Diva Plavalaguna....ops, ment Gia sings a song....for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!
Think Ill stick with Battlefront.
"The acting was a little over-done" was a very generous remark. And who the heck is Sean Giambrone and what does he have to do with Star Wars? It's obviously ST themed which IMO is HUGE mistake so yeah..."meh".
He plays a teen version of Adam F. Goldberg on the ABC TV series The Goldbergs. Adam F. Goldberg gave us the movie "Fanboys".
'Wow, I entered a corridor, turned left, and there was a cosplayer singing!'
“Lightsaber training” you put on a helmet with a see through visor and they turn on and off a laser pointer 😂
Thing is, they already HAD Jedi training, it was called the Jedi Training Academy at California Adventure. I did it as a kid and it was the coolest shit, and I got to do it as a FREE experience in the park.
@@thatperformer3879 Look how the mighty Star Wars has fallen.
I find it weird the way that guy at 7:33 holds and carefully moves around the lightsaber, as if it was about to break apart at the slightest miscalculated movement.
Very weird. It’s probably fake and he used his left hand to extend the blade from below and if he moves his hand the blade could fall back through.
Yeah, I'm getting more of a Star Trek vibe from it.
Disney: You cannot sell a premium experience with cringe you hacks. Big scoop: they are showing you only what was finished enough to shoot for the commercial. It's not enough.
Jay, honestly, what I'm most looking forward to seeing re: The Galactic Starcruiser, is seeing its iterations appear in The High Republic thru to The Mandalorian Saga. Otherwise, I'm not interested. I'd rather have an adventure with my 2007 Pottery Barn retro Star Wars sheets. P.S. THAT lightsaber is NOT Rey's...it's Anakin and Luke Skywalker's...she has NO BUSINESS wielding it, now that We know who she really is.
Are you kidding?? If I spent money on this, I'd want jump off the roof.
Light saber training looks lame. They really needed masks for two people to film this promo in a room?
Not a single R2D2 or C3PO to be found.
So, if the lightsabers aren’t for sale, why even make them? It looked too delicate to actually fight with for stage combat anyway.
They're lighted tape measures.
For that amount of money I can go with my family to the Caribbean or Europe...
I think very few people will pay for a
6000 dollars videogame 👎
And by the way. Did the Disney executives forgot that we still in the middle of a pandemic and there are thousands of people without jobs?
Never laughed so hard in my life. The cringe levels were through the roof.
It looks more like JJ Star Trek than anything Star Wars related
This looks very underwhelming I feel like the Jedi challenge was better for lightsaber training than what they're showing in this trailer. Even some of the bosses in that ar/vr experiences not very easy.
Star Tours looks like a better experience.