The dumbest cheese idea i’ve had was to burrow a few lings in a row at the opponent’s base locations so that they misplace their nexus and lose a very very small amount of econ. Some cheese is so bad it’s just trolling but i still think it’s a funny idea Edit: literally not possible 😅. I guess that just makes it even dumber 🙃
I'm kinda glad though. If they did make build grid red, we'd all be keeping a worker hotkeyed just to wave a building placement across the map to check for burrowed banes. 🫣
Dear Harstem Please take time out of your week to perfect your build order, you forget things at a rate that even though I'm only watching and not playing, it stresses me the hell out
Come on man. I love the story of the 1st plear BUT ......This is the 3th Harstem CANON rush?? Video . Whit OUT of sucsesful CANON RUSHES . Make new Profil and Smurf FEW poor souls.
The most surprising thing about this episode is Harstem expecting someone called "DrunkZealot" to scout. Also, I really hope Drunk Zealot is a play on High Templar. 10/10 name.
13:50 "Hello Harstem, Zerg its an op race the drones are justo too op.. In the early game i manage to trick my opponent to think im playing a standar macro game but im cannon rushing him. I take the minerals with my probe and downstairs to start my cannon in his natural but the drones manage to walk over my wall of phylons.. Dear Captain drones are to imba or do i suck"
That's just what the Captain does, you see, he's a Spymaster too. That's how he got his rank, just like how James Bond is a Royal Navy Commander. Harstem's actually a captain of the spies.
God I love that second game so much. Harstem just describing exactly how his opponent is going to lose the game and being full of joy when they do. Keep having fun terrorizing the ladder my friend.
You uploaded a video with a title about a new cannon rushing method, and not a single game showed a cannon kill a single unit. The entirety of the content was just regular gameplay with you trying to recover. Not really the content I came looking for, personally.
don't know why you go tempest against zerg... Tempest is only good vs terran mech seige/cyclone/thors. I would have gone 4 minute dt rush base snipe, into mass stalker arcon.
If you ever stop talking and start focusing you're going to be a legend. As soon as you run your mouth you screw yourself on your very next play. I'm not saying this to be a sh1t talker, I've watched for years and never talked trash. I'm telling you because I see a consistent pattern now and I hope to help, if only just a little. Cheers mate.
That last zerg lost all his queens but managed to keep Harstem's tempests at home with dem fake nyduses long enough to build a spire and mass ruptors, beautiful plays.
My favourite part of the cheesiest man alive is watching all the creative ways Harstem can lose a game
Haha yeah... 🙃
@2:09
"I've won the game already."
@2:44
"NO. Harstem, Kevin Deconing, no! What are we doing here? Now, this was a, this was terrible."
Day 724 of Kevin messing up cannon rushes.
@@jerubaal101 glad he studied this one... he knew all the locations on all the maps...
@@Gunnl I mean... He knew the locations, next time he will learn the pathing
I believe one day that Hamster will make a compilation of all the times Harstem says, "I've won", and then proceeds to lose. It will be amazing.
That Zerg was having none of Harstems cheesy plans.
Guess that cerebrate had a bit of lactose intolerance... ^^
That O B S was Emvypee !!
That orange juice with pancakes and side bacon really helped Mr. DrunkenZealot.
The dumbest cheese idea i’ve had was to burrow a few lings in a row at the opponent’s base locations so that they misplace their nexus and lose a very very small amount of econ. Some cheese is so bad it’s just trolling but i still think it’s a funny idea
Edit: literally not possible 😅. I guess that just makes it even dumber 🙃
thats a good one haha
Nice idea
Burrowed lings don't make the build grid red for your enemy though
@@mikebrmike ur so right ;-;
I'm kinda glad though. If they did make build grid red, we'd all be keeping a worker hotkeyed just to wave a building placement across the map to check for burrowed banes. 🫣
20:30 A whole different case of cheese, no?
Looking forward to seeing the canonrush again
I just tried the cannon rush vs terran and left the pylons up cancelling only one and replacing witht he second cannon. It worked really well
13:32 isn't stopping hotkey preventing grabbing the mineral?!
Harstem I still need that lipstick!!!
Did the cheesiest man alive actually ask "is that allowed?"?
it is in disasters that the greatest miracles arise!
Haha the stories were great
Dear Harstem
Please take time out of your week to perfect your build order, you forget things at a rate that even though I'm only watching and not playing, it stresses me the hell out
Try the cannon rush again you only did it once
Harstem, the cheesest man alive? Harstem is French?
I asked my mom what ADHD is and she sent me this.
I hate maps, like they swear, it doesn’t turn out to be what the title suggestS. We just want cannons!!!!
Roasting thr terrans at the end, love it 😂
"What is it? What's is it?!" 😡
NO HEARTRATE MONITOR L
Come on man. I love the story of the 1st plear BUT ......This is the 3th Harstem CANON rush?? Video . Whit OUT of sucsesful CANON RUSHES .
Make new Profil and Smurf FEW poor souls.
14:20 no joke, that map's mapmaker said he made that little unblockable pathway to troll cannonrushers.
props to him for doing so
His reaction was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on SC2 content 😂😂😂😂
That's amazing. I hope he happens to watch this.
Yeah they need to fix that
@@ryanstradford9771 the other maps need to be fixed
The most surprising thing about this episode is Harstem expecting someone called "DrunkZealot" to scout.
Also, I really hope Drunk Zealot is a play on High Templar. 10/10 name.
It has to be, right? That's too good.
13:50 "Hello Harstem, Zerg its an op race the drones are justo too op.. In the early game i manage to trick my opponent to think im playing a standar macro game but im cannon rushing him. I take the minerals with my probe and downstairs to start my cannon in his natural but the drones manage to walk over my wall of phylons.. Dear Captain drones are to imba or do i suck"
26:10 "nydus worms should make a sound", the sound literally playing on the background 😂
harstem has a perfect plan, plan goes terribly wrong. face was priceless when that drone went between minerals XD
Confirmed: Harstem plays blue in MTG.
@@Sir_Mantics man I love being blue in MTG, flyers and instants make my monkey brain happy
Why is Harstem spying on Drunk Zealot as he eats his pancakes and bacon?
That's just what the Captain does, you see, he's a Spymaster too. That's how he got his rank, just like how James Bond is a Royal Navy Commander. Harstem's actually a captain of the spies.
12:40 This is the most beautiful, mirthful laugh I have ever heard. I aspire to laugh like this after my next cheesy W.
Cuz of your videos im starting to see cheese related videos as recomended....
I came here for the cannonrushing and cannonrushing never came. Not cool man, not cool.
That terran in the second game really saved his buffered replay
God I love that second game so much. Harstem just describing exactly how his opponent is going to lose the game and being full of joy when they do. Keep having fun terrorizing the ladder my friend.
13:00 Did you add a GG counter DESPITE it being a no gg terran? How disappointing, templar Harstem...
Okay now I did realise that the order of games is different for us
No one gonna mention harstems beautiful singing ? BEEEEEEN AROUND THE WORLD DONT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE 🌎🔥OO OO OO 🕺
You have to do this episode again... I feel like you didn't get any games you wanted
we didn't see the mineral cannon rush - can we have pls another episode of that!
I was *so* excited about it. Really gonna need a part 2 so we can see it win.
Shino really getting exposure today. Played against uThermal's penguin bros too.
the facial outrage in 14:00 is hilarious :D
20:24 Would you say that you’re a star of your craft?
That whole "OBS" part was so funny
"New UNDERGROUND Cannonrushing Method" - Not a single game where you actually cannon rush.
You uploaded a video with a title about a new cannon rushing method, and not a single game showed a cannon kill a single unit. The entirety of the content was just regular gameplay with you trying to recover. Not really the content I came looking for, personally.
The DT game made it all worth it
Harstem cant play SC2
"This is the Zerg propaganda nobody talks about." - Harstem with another banger 14:14
I'll be honest there, it was just 30min of dissapointment... Tough one Captain, carry on !
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Harstem told me you can always bet on protos players not being able to count. He keeps proving the point :D
well, "der dunkle Templar" was kinda right tho - lovely :D but germans also say "DT" oder "Dark Templar" xD
Hahaha, every time I see Harstem is going to cannonrush, I hope for the best….but expect the worst.
In the first game "ive already won" 10 seconds later, how did i fuck this up? i lost lol
Forgive? There is no obligation to say gg. People who demand it are the ones who should seek forgiveness
Sometimes I believe you are just holding back so there will be a content to watch I hate you are not being honest
"I've studied this!!" ... proceeds to screw it up...
oh noes... 13:37 :(( wasn't very leet lol
I love your content but where's the canon rush? Click baiting?
the zergs keep winning everything, like IEM katowice?
Hi Captain, I am in Utrecht next weekend can I come and say hello
I mean its very clear thats enough space for small units...
Sad day for the captain, hilarious to see, would love to see another attempt at this cannon rush
I was so happy to see this new cannon rush in action... Great content as always, hope you bring this back several times so we can see the full effect
So seeing as he didn't pull it off once, will we see this cheese again?
bro f*cks up builds like 3 quarters of the time lol
Angrath! Platinum Heroes hype.
12:46 he didn't gg! remove one from the GG counter :)
you need to find shino again and get your revenge
wait, so did we ever se the new canonrushing method?
A shame we didn't get to see it! Gotta try again please
don't know why you go tempest against zerg... Tempest is only good vs terran mech seige/cyclone/thors. I would have gone 4 minute dt rush base snipe, into mass stalker arcon.
Why did the GG counter go up for Game 2? 13:00
Great background story on your opponent!
I love the roller coaster of emotions in this episode.
Im a hardcore Kevin de Koning Viewer. I watched 90%+ of your videos. then i realized that you also have a casting youtube and bean watching those :P
should have added 0.5 for the "g"
You're a content MACHINE!
hi harstem
dial it back on the adderall ....
13:53 "#DIV/0! CANNOT COMPUTE!"
The DT play on the tanks
If you ever stop talking and start focusing you're going to be a legend.
As soon as you run your mouth you screw yourself on your very next play.
I'm not saying this to be a sh1t talker, I've watched for years and never talked trash.
I'm telling you because I see a consistent pattern now and I hope to help, if only just a little.
Cheers mate.
No cannon rushes? dafuq
He did it again, he did a harstem
Really funny episode.
😂 he ate pannenkoeken.. epic
This was hillarious
Cannon rush's 0/4
Love your videos!
I am a bl8nky boy :)
That last zerg lost all his queens but managed to keep Harstem's tempests at home with dem fake nyduses long enough to build a spire and mass ruptors, beautiful plays.
Pancakes with maple syrup and bacon on the side? Are you OK, Kevin?
You made drunksalad too relatable, man. I ended up rooting for him. What do you think he is studying
Shino
Wild
13:38
I love it when you speak german 😄 your pronunciation is also pretty decent
aww yeah
This sounds like some next level stuff!
Canon rush is the greatest macro opening.
KingCobra.
Harstem is so wise when it comes to disasters.
Honestly love this episode
So underground cannon rush means it being buried under ground...?
Yes new infested toss meta