How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ม.ค. 2014
- A Hobbit, some Dwarves, and a Wizard walk into a mountain... well not the wizard, he likes to bail on everyone at a time where him staying would make the quest much simpler ... also there's a dragon that nobody seems to want to prepare for .... What was I talking about? Oh yeah.... Here are some hobbit jokes. :)
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Legolas: I got him!
Young Gimli: THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!
Baby Gimli at the time was 62 years old. Granted, his fellows thought him too young (for a dwarf) to join the party, but definitely not a baby even by dwarf standards
hahaha
@@louisvictor3473 yes i changed it to young. Your welcome.
Correction goblin mutant gimli.
😂
Smaug: I am fire.
Smaug: I am..
Smaugos: ...inevitable.
Invincible
Bard: And I am some dude who talks with birds.
t h a n o s s m a u g
super man
Or it could be
Smaug: I have come to bargain Dormamu.
Smaug voice was spot on !
Ye
Yep
Ed sheeran's voice at the end is more spot on
For a parody that was surprisingly good.
.
2:57
THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!
Exactly what i thought when i saw it too.
FOOLS!!!
Most people who watched The Hobbit could have simply not have seen The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, it did come out in 2003 after all. Also, true fans of J. R. R. Tolkien most likely don't even bother reading the comments, because most of the comments these days on TH-cam are filled with childish FOOLS, copying and pasting jokes.
I haven't watched the video yet but I know what you mean xD
I have seen LOTR, and i can understand from the reply's to your comment that it has something to do with that.....what exactly ???
Because i utterly fails to understand .......
mozxz it's from the little battle Legolas vs. Gimli
They looked who could kill the most enemies and Legolas killed a Mumakil (Olifant).
Gimbli said "That still only counts as one"
When legolas killed Smaug I thought one of the dwarves was going to say "that still only counts as one"
lol XD
Be fitting if it was his father Gloin.
Balin could say that since they are related lol
"I am fire. I am *Groot*"
or maybe > i am fire , i am *flying arrow * .....death :P
I am fire, I'M BATMAN!!!
+Zap529 I am Iron Man.
*cue music
I am Batman
I am vengeance... i am the night!
I...
Am...
JOOOOOOOHHHN CEEEEEENAAAAAA!!!!
That ending sequence is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The pacing and cut-a-ways are perfect. "Right in the- oh dear..."
Donkey: My wife's a dragon, and so are my kids are half-dragons. (Shrek)
Maleficent: I sometimes turn into a dragon
Hagrid: I'm warning you!!! Do not harm my Norbert!
Thorin: Okay! We get it! We will befriend the Dragon!
Hagrid: *They're Seriously Misunderstood Creatures*
Knights In Folklore Reacting To This: Dragons Aren't Good, And Even If There Are Good Dragons They Aren't All Good One Of Them Wanted To Kill A Princess!
Donkey: Yeah And My Wife Held Captive Shrek's Wife For A Very Long Time And So What?
You mean *Norberta*
All those dragon riders suggested befriending Smaug but didn't show up to fight him.
And Gimli would still be like "that only counts as 1"
+patrick “DatPat” damgaard Thank you for this genius comment!
+Stain “Byrnvif” Herby ^this xD
dammit i was just about to comment that
hi
😒😞
+DatPat HD ROFL
That ending makes so Much Sense hahahaha Legolas is basically a Demigod Beast in these films xD
Reminds me of Baldur's Gate because Drizzt is the Demigod beast in that game. Makes me want to find a way to lure him into Sarevok's lair so he can go on a killing spree.
How the hell do I keep finding you ALL OVER TH-cam? It's one thing to see your comments in the MLP videos I watch, but this is just getting ridiculous.
JaxBlade annnnnnnnnnd Legolas is awesome
@@EssenceOfInsanity666
so he's been everywhere even on 7 years ago huh
Like how do ALL THE ELVES come out of NOWHERE
"What do you think you are doing?" XD That part killed me!
I loved that part as well
Legolas pops outa nowhere, defy's physics again and kills smuag. Worthy of approval
for legolas, physics is just a guideline
The Night King's demise in a nutshell.
Legolas: I figured they're more of what you may call Guidelines than a Rule.
@@phillipwalling7470 I understood that referance
Here physics are fine, unlike what happened in third movie.
There should have been a baby Gimly at the end shouting:
*IT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!*
Actually, Gimli was in his 60's at the time of the Quest for Erebor. That was still considered basically a teenager for a Dwarf.
Mike Puckett Middle Earth is weird like that.
This comment is orcfreakinbelievable.
I instantly thought the same watching it xD
You are a genious, but I think Gimli was older
Legolas: Black arrow ... I got him!
Child Gimli: That Still Only Counts As One!
Dragon : I'm fire I'm death
Elf : Black arrow
Dragon : oh dear 😂😂😂
the elf was legolas, btw
blue-eyed fangirl yeah and legolas is awesome
Leggy is the best
"We could ask the Eagles for help"
"Great idea!"
"Stop! Just stop with the Eagles!"
"But they solve every problem we have."
"No more eagles!"
"Okay fine!"
XD
Hi
@@chariotrequiem6552 Hello. We are very late to this comment
"we could ask the eagles"
Directed by Peter Jackson
02:12 ,,I am the Lascht one!" Nothing beats Sean Connery´s accent.
And the song at the end is absolutely brilliant.
Fire, from Ed Sheeran.
Florian Narratio Look to the schtahrz
2:16!
"NO MORE EAGLES"
"BUT THEY SOLVE _EVERY_ PROBLEM WE HAVE"
Me watching movie: They really do!
OK, first of all, why are you swearing? I get that you might be offended if I made a mistake, (sorry) but there's no reason to swear. Second, I know that it was stealth, I was just commenting on the fact at how useful the eagles where through out the whole movie
+GhostGirl57 The eagles is yet another continuity error that exist only in the films due to lack of explanation as to why they couldn't fly everywhere
+GhostGirl57 Also, you don't want to be riding on one of those things when it gets peckish.
(With thanks to Oglaf.)
+GhostGirl57 "“Gandalf should have just used the Eagles to fly to Mordor” roughly translates to “I have minimal understand of Tolkien’s universe and I believe that animals are nothing more than slaves to the human race”"
+Rasha Husseini YEA! the eagles were unwilling to help originally and they became rulers of a land.
*dragon comes crashing down, destroying all the trees in its path*
Everyone else: ....
Legolas: "I got him!"
“I’m not even supposed to BE in this story!”
"Kill the she-elf!"
"Which one is the she-elf?"
+Tiny Greeness, the she-elf is called Tauriel, and the male, blonde/white haired elf is called Legolas Greenleaf
"Get it? Cause they all look the same! Hahaha."
@@GamerGirl_2000 you should realize it was a joke the whole time
@@AlmightyPolarBear "We ALL look the same!"
@@oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649 Boom, Boom, Boom, “Triple Headshot +300”
"I'm not even supposed to be in this story!" EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT! BEST YET!!!
Okay, so when Legolas kills Smaug, Gimli should just pop up and scream, "IT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!" Perfect.
Unfortunately, Gimli was only a dwarven child at this point, one of the dwarves on the quest (his dad) showed a picture of him early in the movie
FxUznilo Don't spoil the joke!
“THE DRAGON DOES NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS!!!”
Hiccup: *“Unacceptable! This goes against everything I know and believe in!”*
Smaug: “What do you think you’re doing?”
Thorin: “....Befriending you...?”
3:02 I was waiting someone to shout "That still only counts as one!"
Hahahahah yessss
Smaug: I am fire. I am -"
Batman: I'M BATMAN!
I am groot
+The Goomba Fan Imma Mario
im ant man
I'm the fastest man alive
Rainbow Eyes Yondu: I'm Mary Poppins y'all
Hiccup and Toothless showing up made this 100 times better. Also, the Legolas bit was so funny.
I love the barrel scene! They need to make a game out of that for your phone.
WE WILL BEFRIEND THE DRAGON
What do you think you're doing? *deep voice*
FRIENDS??? I'll show you friends!!!
It does not want to be friends!
@@thesilverblader6714 WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
@@oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649 I don't know! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Bilbo:W-w-what, h-h-how where did you come from?!?!
Legolas:I dunno, I'm not even supposed to be in his story
I honestly thought he was Link from The Legend of Zelda. :/
Avanelle The Aperture Employee Who Legolas
is he meant tone in this story?
Legolas: Because I'm Legolas!
does anyone here even thought that legolas was an elf and could exist for years and years 😒😒😒
2:52 lol I laughed my head off just plain "black arrow" 😂😂
When Hiccup and Toothless showed up I was like OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!
I really wish this was how it ended! :D
I lost it when Hiccup showed up. Now all we need is Harry Potter and the Gringotts dragon...
Same
***** Well, some people jumped on it's back and he didn't eat them. If that's not friendly for a dragon, then I'm stumped.
(I would have killed them by now)
same
I expected hagrid to say "they're seriously misunderstood creatures" or sonmething 😂
Eragon and saphire
Oh god, this was freaking hilarious! The Smaug voice is SO ACCURATE!!!
Batman this isn't monstercat ._.
I see you everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Gandalfs voice exactly the same as well lol
Dude, I agree, but Hiccup's voice is even more impressive. He has a very unique voice, which they imitated, whereas Smaug's was modulated and stuff.
River Kagamine YES. HICCUP. But Toothless is cuter than what they made for him here.
desolation of Smaug: "no more eagles!"
battle of five armies: "the eagles are coming!"
Also fun fact: Legolas is in the hobbit at the banquet in Mirkwood, just not referred to by name.
The last one is head cannon since there is nothing saying he was there and he could have been away at the time
Legolas: kills Smaug
Gimli: that still only counts as one!
When Legolas killed Smaug, there should have been Gimli arriving and shouting "That still only counts as one!!!".
Yes!
Totally missed a perfect Gimli "That still only counts as one!" line right there in the end!
YOU HAVE BIRD POOP!!!
I say that a lot to my friends to confuse them and then kick them into a bush
Shix Lo sooo how many friends do you have? xD
11
I love Raddagast. He's played by Sylvester McCoy, too!
+Blockman 350, I love Legolas Greenleaf
FIST KILL... DOUBLE KILL... TRIPLE KILL......HUMILIATION. .. HOLY SHIT
RRRRRRAMPAGE!
Ban
The way Legolas pops out of the forest is hilarious
KopiSnipes- BLACK ARROOOW
I want to play the Bombur video game!
Any ending is better than the whole movie...
Brotherhood Workshop for the win!
cool
I LOVED this!
BrotherhoodWorkshop haha
@3:24 where there is a dwarf in a barrel rolling over the Orcs that would be a nice phone game "killing orcs"
2:30
"What do you think you're doing?"
Love the delivery of that line.
When Smaug says 'I am fire, I am death' at the end am I the only one who really wanted him to go ''I am batman!'
I'm pretty sure Legolas can only hit unimportant people.
He couldn't hit the torch bearer...
Dude he hit him twice... but he didn't kill him...unfortunatly
shanemerrigan1994 hit him 3 times :)
lol true.
I thought he was going to say "YOU.... HAVE.... MY.... STAFF!"
“Actually, dragons are seriously misunderstood creatures...”
After Legolas kills Smaug, you should have Gimli come out saying "That still only counts as one!"
omg, yes! XD
That's brilliant.
i hope hishe edits this into the video :D
Test:
Q: Why do people cry?
A: Eagle.
Q. Explain your answer
A: Because eagles solve everything.
.......... puts hand over mouth
XD
Fuck yeah! Legolas is the best archer
Versipellis the rogue Changeling what's funny is that i don't recall watching lord of the rings yet i know exactly who Legolas is.
Crimson Wing wtf XD
Versipellis the rogue Changeling i argee. legolas is awesome
Crimson Wing me too. he is my fav character
Versipellis the rogue Changeling *Yondu is the one*
- WE WILL BEFRIEND THE DRAGON!
- YAY!
I cracked😂
"I Am Fire,I Am DEATH." such a simple line but was just so chilling at the same time.
you should see the picture with a mini smaug, with the caption "DON'T TOUCH ME! I BRING DEAAAATH!"
"I am beautiful. I am a powerful dragon who don't need no man."
THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!!
ihave7sacks
Alright we'll call it a draw!
What, ridden on a horse?
Tony Midyett
No legolas shooting the dragon
That's what she said.... OHHHHH!!!! :P
It's Christmas in heaven
There's movies on TV
The Sound of Music, twice an hour
And Jaws 1, 2, and 3
I think Gimli should have jumped into the scene and yelled "that still only counts as one!"
Legolas just makes every single scene, he's THAT awesome xD
lightsidemaster i agree
legolas *is* awesome
Gamer Girl
Yep, I wish there were more movies with him, Aragorn, Gandalf and co :)
lightsidemaster yeah legolas is awesome. have you seen his skateboarding with style
Uhh what? Legolas and skateboarding? lmfao
uhhhh, legolas skateboards 'with style' with a shield at helm's deep in the second lord of the rings movie so yeah
The ending with Bombur was the best thing ever.
Christopher Schaub it is Bombur :P
Christopher Schaub have u seen the movie? Its bombur. Praying Ghoul I definitely agrre
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TrenchcoatNinja3 the song is the reason why is epic
***** In that case, you have remembered more than me. Congratulations.
Great credits scene; I enjoyed the parody thoroughly.
+Ezis9 you made me rewatch this because I accidently skiped
Hack for what? Dumbass.
Yeah, I also loved the reference to Halo.
1:35
"If we succeed, we'll all be rich!"
"Oh ok; YAAAAYYYY"
Bribery in a nutshell
Am I the only one who fell off my couch laughing at the "YOU HAVE BIRD POO!" part...
😂😭
He says that so seriously, you can’t help but laugh.
I was expecting Gimly coming out shouting "IT ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!"
Yeah but still it would have been fun !
Thanks a lot, the whole "Stop, just stop with the eagles" "But they solve every problem!" caused me to burst out laughing in a completely silent cinema when they showed up in the 3rd film and they started to win XD
If you read the books you would not know they showed up.
ORCFRIGGENBELIEVABLE my favirite part XD
this was the first ever HISHE i watched and i’m so glad i stumbled upon this channel 😂
Smaug: I am fire. I am death.
Bilbo: You are a drama queen!
May be the best HISHE yet.
I'll show you friends - HAHA
The tauriel bit is exactly what I've been thinking and what has been bothering me so much lmfao thank you for that 😂
What was exactly bothering you?
Bard: Legolas, you stole my kill!
shouldnt gimli have said taht : p
TheEnemieKiller that count only for 1!!! muhahaha
im not even supposed to be in the story :D
haha
BLACK ARROW
Tyler Cline TANK MISSILE
ORCFREAKINBELIEVEABLE
Phoenix -_-
The end clip with the killing of the orcs with the barrel and Irish singing... Totally killed it! LMFA! Made the whole video worth it!
The eagles are intelligent and proud creatures who only intervene in rare circumstances where they feel the well and truly needed. They are not a ferry service that goes out of their way solves the lesser races problems without making them do any work. They only ever help Gandalf because he's a friend doesn't ask for much and often do so at great personal risk asking nothing in return. They should be glad the eagles help at all and don't just eat them because it was considered in the books.
you should have pulled gimli at the end saying: "its still only counts as one!"
love you man xD
I want them to redo the whole thing for this line alone.
You are so right.
Well that still leaves the humongous goblin army that's coming to kill them all..
***** Ah! I believe the proper response is "Jebi mater!", no?
dIRECT0R
何を、私はあなたが失敗を理解していない？ Can you see that?
LOL! End song is the best part... Again!!!
“YOU HAVE BIRD POOOO!” 😂😂😂
Would have been better if Gimli popped out at the end and said to Legolas, "That still only counts as one"
:D
I said that right when Legolas killed him.
I hope "Black Arrow's" gonna be a running gag.
I was a dragon once...
But then I took a Black Arrow to the knee...
Same time he said "Black Arrow" I said "Tank Missile"...almost killed myself :D
Emiliano Davila It'd be less funny if Kili didn't ACTUALLY take an arrow to the knee. But, since he did, this old joke is hilarious in this context.
Authiel Erynien I actually said it in the movie! "Look! He will have to retire as a City Guard! D:"
@@Simmering_Beagle Crowd: “SHUT UP!”
The fact that the entire last segment is a parody of How To Train Your Dragon makes this one of the most beautiful HISHE i've ever seen XD
Hahaha loved that Double Kill +100, Triple Kill +100 at the end! During that whole scene in the theater, my two sisters and I were laughing and mentally counting how many video game points each kill was
Bombur (the fat dwarf) kicking all the orks's ass in the barrel was probably the most epic scene of the whole trilogy!
Halo killing sprees, LOTR style.
You keep using that word...
At that point, I do believe his kill count exceeded anyone else's up to that point. Someone needs to do fact check!
Gloin should have shouted "he only counts as one!"
2:54 OH! Right up "main-street"!
(from Deadpool movie.)
Hahaha Smaug: "What you think you are doin´?" xD
XD
Legolas: idk! I'm not even supposed to be in this story!!!
+Kieres I know right XD
*SMOG:* "You know what, before I leave this mountain, why don't just *smelt some gold into armor over my one and only weak spot?* You know, since that one human managed to almost get lucky all those years ago and since I've been sleep they are bound to have made more."
*Attacks city*
*SMOG:* "ARE YOU SERIOUS!? YOU STILL ONLY HAVE *ONE* DRAGON KILLING WEAPON!!?? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ALL DESERVE THIS, NO OFFSPRING FOR YOU! FREAKING IDIOTS!"
*Elf Scout:* "Sir the dragon placed armor over his weak spot"
*Legolas:* "... hmmm you know what, why don't we just stay outta the movie and the HISHE video this time round you know?"
fun fact: smaug isn't the biggest dragon in middle earth he's the smallest
How about i thought it was smallerFire drake of gondolin
Keiji Tan their almost the same but the drake of gondolin is slightly larger
Ok thnks
Cool cool
Wow that shows I haven't read the books in a long time :P
3:23 it's always nice to see halo references in completely unrelated videos lol
only one thing to point out. in the book the eagles explained why they wouldn't carry the dwarves to erebor. they said because the men would have hunted them with their bows as eagles stole some sheeps in the past. probably tolkien was smarter than jackson
*Legolas kills Smaug*...
Gimli- "That still only counts as one!"
"I don't know, I'm not even suppose to be in this story." LOL
"But that still only counts as one."
Aleksander Świątek
A big one!
2:00 HICCUP I'm liking these httyd references
lol I love the part with draco coming in xd
Perfect ending
Why bother playing Flappy Birds when we could have a game about smashing orcs with a barrel encased dwarf. A GAME I DEMAND!
This video totally exceeded expectations. I loved the dragon references. 😂😂😂
"I dunno, I'm not even supposed to be in this story!"
Legolas: best plot device.
Out of nowhere Hiccup pops out "Actually, Dragons are completely misunderstood..." LOL I love the 'How To Train Your Dragon' reference!
I love the end song always !! You guys rock
I LUV how funny this all is!