How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- A Hobbit, some Dwarves, and a Wizard walk into a mountain... well not the wizard, he likes to bail on everyone at a time where him staying would make the quest much simpler ... also there's a dragon that nobody seems to want to prepare for .... What was I talking about? Oh yeah.... Here are some hobbit jokes. :)
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Legolas: I got him!
Young Gimli: THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!
Baby Gimli at the time was 62 years old. Granted, his fellows thought him too young (for a dwarf) to join the party, but definitely not a baby even by dwarf standards
hahaha
@@louisvictor3473 yes i changed it to young. Your welcome.
Correction goblin mutant gimli.
😂
Smaug: I am fire.
Smaug: I am..
Smaugos: ...inevitable.
Invincible
Bard: And I am some dude who talks with birds.
t h a n o s s m a u g
super man
Or it could be
Smaug: I have come to bargain Dormamu.
When legolas killed Smaug I thought one of the dwarves was going to say "that still only counts as one"
lol XD
Be fitting if it was his father Gloin.
Balin could say that since they are related lol
Smaug voice was spot on !
Ye
Yep
Ed sheeran's voice at the end is more spot on
For a parody that was surprisingly good.
.
And Gimli would still be like "that only counts as 1"
+patrick “DatPat” damgaard Thank you for this genius comment!
+Stain “Byrnvif” Herby ^this xD
dammit i was just about to comment that
hi
😒😞
+DatPat HD ROFL
2:57
THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!
Exactly what i thought when i saw it too.
FOOLS!!!
Most people who watched The Hobbit could have simply not have seen The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, it did come out in 2003 after all. Also, true fans of J. R. R. Tolkien most likely don't even bother reading the comments, because most of the comments these days on TH-cam are filled with childish FOOLS, copying and pasting jokes.
I haven't watched the video yet but I know what you mean xD
I have seen LOTR, and i can understand from the reply's to your comment that it has something to do with that.....what exactly ???
Because i utterly fails to understand .......
mozxz it's from the little battle Legolas vs. Gimli
They looked who could kill the most enemies and Legolas killed a Mumakil (Olifant).
Gimbli said "That still only counts as one"
"I am fire. I am *Groot*"
or maybe > i am fire , i am *flying arrow * .....death :P
I am fire, I'M BATMAN!!!
+Zap529 I am Iron Man.
*cue music
I am Batman
I am vengeance... i am the night!
I...
Am...
JOOOOOOOHHHN CEEEEEENAAAAAA!!!!
That ending sequence is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The pacing and cut-a-ways are perfect. "Right in the- oh dear..."
That ending makes so Much Sense hahahaha Legolas is basically a Demigod Beast in these films xD
Reminds me of Baldur's Gate because Drizzt is the Demigod beast in that game. Makes me want to find a way to lure him into Sarevok's lair so he can go on a killing spree.
How the hell do I keep finding you ALL OVER TH-cam? It's one thing to see your comments in the MLP videos I watch, but this is just getting ridiculous.
JaxBlade annnnnnnnnnd Legolas is awesome
@@EssenceOfInsanity666
so he's been everywhere even on 7 years ago huh
Like how do ALL THE ELVES come out of NOWHERE
There should have been a baby Gimly at the end shouting:
*IT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!*
Actually, Gimli was in his 60's at the time of the Quest for Erebor. That was still considered basically a teenager for a Dwarf.
Mike Puckett Middle Earth is weird like that.
This comment is orcfreakinbelievable.
I instantly thought the same watching it xD
You are a genious, but I think Gimli was older
"NO MORE EAGLES"
"BUT THEY SOLVE _EVERY_ PROBLEM WE HAVE"
Me watching movie: They really do!
OK, first of all, why are you swearing? I get that you might be offended if I made a mistake, (sorry) but there's no reason to swear. Second, I know that it was stealth, I was just commenting on the fact at how useful the eagles where through out the whole movie
+GhostGirl57 The eagles is yet another continuity error that exist only in the films due to lack of explanation as to why they couldn't fly everywhere
+GhostGirl57 Also, you don't want to be riding on one of those things when it gets peckish.
(With thanks to Oglaf.)
+GhostGirl57 "“Gandalf should have just used the Eagles to fly to Mordor” roughly translates to “I have minimal understand of Tolkien’s universe and I believe that animals are nothing more than slaves to the human race”"
+Rasha Husseini YEA! the eagles were unwilling to help originally and they became rulers of a land.
Legolas pops outa nowhere, defy's physics again and kills smuag. Worthy of approval
for legolas, physics is just a guideline
The Night King's demise in a nutshell.
Legolas: I figured they're more of what you may call Guidelines than a Rule.
@@phillipwalling7470 I understood that referance
Here physics are fine, unlike what happened in third movie.
02:12 ,,I am the Lascht one!" Nothing beats Sean Connery´s accent.
And the song at the end is absolutely brilliant.
Fire, from Ed Sheeran.
Florian Narratio Look to the schtahrz
2:16!
Bilbo:W-w-what, h-h-how where did you come from?!?!
Legolas:I dunno, I'm not even supposed to be in his story
I honestly thought he was Link from The Legend of Zelda. :/
Avanelle The Aperture Employee Who Legolas
is he meant tone in this story?
Legolas: Because I'm Legolas!
does anyone here even thought that legolas was an elf and could exist for years and years 😒😒😒
"What do you think you are doing?" XD That part killed me!
I loved that part as well
"We could ask the Eagles for help"
"Great idea!"
"Stop! Just stop with the Eagles!"
"But they solve every problem we have."
"No more eagles!"
"Okay fine!"
XD
Hi
@@chariotrequiem6552 Hello. We are very late to this comment
"we could ask the eagles"
Directed by Peter Jackson
Donkey: My wife's a dragon, and so are my kids are half-dragons. (Shrek)
Maleficent: I sometimes turn into a dragon
Hagrid: I'm warning you!!! Do not harm my Norbert!
Thorin: Okay! We get it! We will befriend the Dragon!
Hagrid: *They're Seriously Misunderstood Creatures*
Knights In Folklore Reacting To This: Dragons Aren't Good, And Even If There Are Good Dragons They Aren't All Good One Of Them Wanted To Kill A Princess!
Donkey: Yeah And My Wife Held Captive Shrek's Wife For A Very Long Time And So What?
You mean *Norberta*
All those dragon riders suggested befriending Smaug but didn't show up to fight him.
"I'm not even supposed to be in this story!" EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT! BEST YET!!!
May be the best HISHE yet.
2:30
"What do you think you're doing?"
Love the delivery of that line.
Legolas: Black arrow ... I got him!
Child Gimli: That Still Only Counts As One!
Smaug: I am fire. I am -"
Batman: I'M BATMAN!
I am groot
+The Goomba Fan Imma Mario
im ant man
I'm the fastest man alive
Rainbow Eyes Yondu: I'm Mary Poppins y'all
I lost it when Hiccup showed up. Now all we need is Harry Potter and the Gringotts dragon...
Same
***** Well, some people jumped on it's back and he didn't eat them. If that's not friendly for a dragon, then I'm stumped.
(I would have killed them by now)
same
I expected hagrid to say "they're seriously misunderstood creatures" or sonmething 😂
Eragon and saphire
"Kill the she-elf!"
"Which one is the she-elf?"
+Tiny Greeness, the she-elf is called Tauriel, and the male, blonde/white haired elf is called Legolas Greenleaf
"Get it? Cause they all look the same! Hahaha."
@@GamerGirl_2000 you should realize it was a joke the whole time
@@AlmightyPolarBear "We ALL look the same!"
@@oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649 Boom, Boom, Boom, “Triple Headshot +300”
"I don't know, I'm not even suppose to be in this story." LOL
"But that still only counts as one."
Aleksander Świątek
A big one!
"I dunno, I'm not even supposed to be in this story!" XD
that was the best part, in my opinion xD
Okay, so when Legolas kills Smaug, Gimli should just pop up and scream, "IT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!" Perfect.
Unfortunately, Gimli was only a dwarven child at this point, one of the dwarves on the quest (his dad) showed a picture of him early in the movie
FxUznilo Don't spoil the joke!
Dragon : I'm fire I'm death
Elf : Black arrow
Dragon : oh dear 😂😂😂
the elf was legolas, btw
blue-eyed fangirl yeah and legolas is awesome
Leggy is the best
Test:
Q: Why do people cry?
A: Eagle.
Q. Explain your answer
A: Because eagles solve everything.
.......... puts hand over mouth
XD
Oh god, this was freaking hilarious! The Smaug voice is SO ACCURATE!!!
Batman this isn't monstercat ._.
I see you everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Gandalfs voice exactly the same as well lol
Dude, I agree, but Hiccup's voice is even more impressive. He has a very unique voice, which they imitated, whereas Smaug's was modulated and stuff.
River Kagamine YES. HICCUP. But Toothless is cuter than what they made for him here.
Lol Dat ending with the barrel!
Orcfreakin'believeable!!!
That halo tribute so good
What... no Mount Doomanmanjaro? :P
desolation of Smaug: "no more eagles!"
battle of five armies: "the eagles are coming!"
Also fun fact: Legolas is in the hobbit at the banquet in Mirkwood, just not referred to by name.
The last one is head cannon since there is nothing saying he was there and he could have been away at the time
Legolas is NOT in the Hobbit: Period.
Tolkien added Legolas as a character to support Aragorn in The Lord of Rings, written after!
Even Thranduil his father is only mentioned in the Hobbit as "The Elvenking"
you should have pulled gimli at the end saying: "its still only counts as one!"
love you man xD
I want them to redo the whole thing for this line alone.
You are so right.
"I Am Fire,I Am DEATH." such a simple line but was just so chilling at the same time.
you should see the picture with a mini smaug, with the caption "DON'T TOUCH ME! I BRING DEAAAATH!"
"I am beautiful. I am a powerful dragon who don't need no man."
The way Legolas pops out of the forest is hilarious
KopiSnipes- BLACK ARROOOW
“THE DRAGON DOES NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS!!!”
Hiccup: *“Unacceptable! This goes against everything I know and believe in!”*
so true
Thanks a lot, the whole "Stop, just stop with the eagles" "But they solve every problem!" caused me to burst out laughing in a completely silent cinema when they showed up in the 3rd film and they started to win XD
If you read the books you would not know they showed up.
I want to play the Bombur video game!
Any ending is better than the whole movie...
Brotherhood Workshop for the win!
cool
I LOVED this!
BrotherhoodWorkshop haha
WE WILL BEFRIEND THE DRAGON
What do you think you're doing? *deep voice*
FRIENDS??? I'll show you friends!!!
It does not want to be friends!
@@thesilverblader6714 WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
@@oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649 I don't know! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Smaug: “What do you think you’re doing?”
Thorin: “....Befriending you...?”
I don't think i've ever laughed harder in a HISHE video.
Your best one yet, keep it ip!
Totally missed a perfect Gimli "That still only counts as one!" line right there in the end!
im not even supposed to be in the story :D
haha
BLACK ARROW
Tyler Cline TANK MISSILE
ORCFREAKINBELIEVEABLE
Phoenix -_-
Hiccup and Toothless showing up made this 100 times better. Also, the Legolas bit was so funny.
After Legolas kills Smaug, you should have Gimli come out saying "That still only counts as one!"
omg, yes! XD
That's brilliant.
i hope hishe edits this into the video :D
When Legolas killed Smaug, there should have been Gimli arriving and shouting "That still only counts as one!!!".
Yes!
Great credits scene; I enjoyed the parody thoroughly.
+Ezis9 you made me rewatch this because I accidently skiped
Hack for what? Dumbass.
Yeah, I also loved the reference to Halo.
When Hiccup and Toothless showed up I was like OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!
I really wish this was how it ended! :D
Gloin should have shouted "he only counts as one!"
Bard: Legolas, you stole my kill!
shouldnt gimli have said taht : p
TheEnemieKiller that count only for 1!!! muhahaha
The rolling dwarf at the end had me burst out laughing. That is QUALITY!
YOU HAVE BIRD POOP!!!
I say that a lot to my friends to confuse them and then kick them into a bush
Shix Lo sooo how many friends do you have? xD
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I love Raddagast. He's played by Sylvester McCoy, too!
+Blockman 350, I love Legolas Greenleaf
3:02 I was waiting someone to shout "That still only counts as one!"
Hahahahah yessss
2:30 Am I the only one who thought that *actually* sounded like Benedict Cumberbatch for a second? XD
Also the same here. It's a perfect voice.
I was expecting Gimly coming out shouting "IT ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!"
Yeah but still it would have been fun !
2:52 lol I laughed my head off just plain "black arrow" 😂😂
Was expecting gandalf to turn up at the end like: GUYS I GOT THE EAGLES
XD
Legolas: idk! I'm not even supposed to be in this story!!!
+Kieres I know right XD
*SMOG:* "You know what, before I leave this mountain, why don't just *smelt some gold into armor over my one and only weak spot?* You know, since that one human managed to almost get lucky all those years ago and since I've been sleep they are bound to have made more."
*Attacks city*
*SMOG:* "ARE YOU SERIOUS!? YOU STILL ONLY HAVE *ONE* DRAGON KILLING WEAPON!!?? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ALL DESERVE THIS, NO OFFSPRING FOR YOU! FREAKING IDIOTS!"
*Elf Scout:* "Sir the dragon placed armor over his weak spot"
*Legolas:* "... hmmm you know what, why don't we just stay outta the movie and the HISHE video this time round you know?"
Yeah Denaeris raised her Dragons as her Children and we all know how great that went ...
+Afro Daggerman yeah i dont care what people say Denaeris is a delusional bitch XD
+Afro Blasterman Yeah one of her dragons saved her life. She raised them horribly!
RMS Titanic 1912-2016
I dont stick up to this series anymore since they totally broke with the books to create more stage drama.
Epic rap battles of history
Denaeris vs Hiccup!!!!!!!!!!!!
well we really do now. and everyone knows her name is dannie tanner
I thought he was going to say "YOU.... HAVE.... MY.... STAFF!"
Well that still leaves the humongous goblin army that's coming to kill them all..
***** Ah! I believe the proper response is "Jebi mater!", no?
dIRECT0R
何を、私はあなたが失敗を理解していない？ Can you see that?
Hishe, please please please find someone to make that last barrel thing a real game! It looks so fun!
ya make it a real game
DOUBLE KILL
enrique resenshuriken 5 kills later: ORC-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!!
i'm with you river a video game of that would be to awesome! :D
SMAUG ISN'T A DRAGON! He's a Wyvern, which is basically a dragon but.... uhhhhh... he isn't, cause... dragons NEED to have four legs, and Smaug only has two, which is obviously a big deal! I mean, it's true that dragons and Wyverns never existed because they're fucking mythical creatures so it's kind of retarded to be so nit-picky about something that never existed, BUT HOW DARE YOU DON'T GIVE SMAUG FOUR LEGS!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, PETER JACKSON!!
only a true die hard fan would see that. respect.
Good job
Wait Smaug's a wyvern? But in the Hobbit by Tolkien (the book), he's called a dragon...unless I missed something.
Isnt he a fire drake?
I thought Wyverns were a type of dragon...
Legolas: kills Smaug
Gimli: that still only counts as one!
They should have had Gimly say "It still only counts as one!"
Gimly isn't in this movie
That would be funny!
I was waiting for the "Dragon is Sherlock" joke
So is the necromancer actualy.
Would have been better if Gimli popped out at the end and said to Legolas, "That still only counts as one"
:D
I said that right when Legolas killed him.
“YOU HAVE BIRD POOOO!” 😂😂😂
Gimli should have come up after Legolas shot SMAUG and said "That still only counts as one"
***** Or maybe his dad could have said it, starting a family tradition that spans past gimli
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Im sorry this had to be said
MrSuperyoda01
Sorry dude. But there are nasty things going around the internet at the moment (worse than normal), I am NOT clicking on a jpeg.
***** Nope. Gimli is 139 years old in the lord of the rings so that would make him 70 or something at this time.
*****
Ahhh, thanks. I've been jumpy recently; I got hit with a really awful screamer that's going around. Usually they don't even make me jump, but this one's terrible. And it comes up in links as a jpeg.
I'm pretty sure Legolas can only hit unimportant people.
He couldn't hit the torch bearer...
Dude he hit him twice... but he didn't kill him...unfortunatly
shanemerrigan1994 hit him 3 times :)
lol true.
Bilbo: "He doesn't want to be friends!"
Smaug: "I am Sherlock. I don't have any friends."
...
"Except for you John" *wink wink*
- WE WILL BEFRIEND THE DRAGON!
- YAY!
I cracked😂
YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE AWOKEN THE CUMBERBATCH!
"We shall befriend the dragon!" Yeah because Friendship is Magic!
Except when you're dealing with big grumpy dragons, apparently.
Bombur (the fat dwarf) kicking all the orks's ass in the barrel was probably the most epic scene of the whole trilogy!
Halo killing sprees, LOTR style.
You keep using that word...
At that point, I do believe his kill count exceeded anyone else's up to that point. Someone needs to do fact check!
The fact that the entire last segment is a parody of How To Train Your Dragon makes this one of the most beautiful HISHE i've ever seen XD
The girl elf wasnt supposed to exist, and Gandalf isnt the one who asks for help from the eagles, Radagast is, being the animal dude and all.
Gimli should have popped in after Legolas shot the dragon "That still only counts as one!"
The ending with Bombur was the best thing ever.
Christopher Schaub it is Bombur :P
Christopher Schaub have u seen the movie? Its bombur. Praying Ghoul I definitely agrre
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TrenchcoatNinja3 the song is the reason why is epic
***** In that case, you have remembered more than me. Congratulations.
I really don't get the appeal of "Tauriel"... Not in the slightest.
Its not really about her attractiveness (although I agree that Galadriel is beautiful.) I just don't see the point in her or understand why so many people like her. I'm not saying that people can't like her... I just don't see her appeal or point.
I'm sure a major factor is that she was in Lost. As a huge fan of Lost, I was excited to watch this movie. But secondly, she is quite charming and gives character to an Elf that we haven't seen before in any other elf.
Granted the only reason I knew who Lilly was when I heard of Tauriel was that she once dated Domanic Monaghan. I've never seen Lost in my life or anything else she has been in.
Personally I don't find her charming. I find her quite annoying really! I'm not wholly against original characters but all she seems to do is get in the way of everyone else's story and the plot from the book, which seems really pointless to me. I also feel like she isn't an elf at all, she doesn't really act like one and lacks the characteristics of the other elves portrayed in Jackson's films.
Mohamed Ghita I agree. She has way too much going on for her for an original character. Everything about her screams Mary-Sue. All her characteristics are poorly written and very un-elflike. Her healing scene really pisses me off because it downplays Elrond. He can only heal Frodo the way he does in LOTR because he is a high elf and because he possesses the great ring Vilya not just any old elf can do it. The scene also looks copied and pasted from Jackson's fellowship when Arwen appears before Frodo. While I do appreciate that this is not a canon scene it still looks lazy and unoriginal. Also it doesn't make any sense that Oin asks for the Kingsfoil and Bofur runs all around Esgaroth to find it but Tauriel gets all the credit! Why would Oin ask for it if he didn't know how to use it? And how come Tauriel can just snatch it from Bofur leaving him with little more than a thank-you? There isn't even consistency within the original writing. That whole scene, which is around forty minutes of screen time is simply to surface HER plot and HER involvement. Why that feck should I care about that? Or her? Why are they wasting all this time and effort to show what happens to her? This is supposed to be Bilbo's story! (Hence why it's called "The Hobbit.") At least the Gandalf and the orc scenes have some relevance to Tolkien's work, but that whole scene is from Jackson's imagination alone. I have no problem with fan-fiction in the slightest but I do not want to have a pay £8 to see it!
I would also point out that as well as her general demeanour Tauriel's attitude is incredibly un-elflike such as her rebellion to her King. Elves are loyal people and the elves of Mirkwood especially. Thranduil, whilst greedy, was known as a great King who only wanted to protect his people. Plus I've read loads of interviews where the actress goes on about how "bad ass" she is and how she loves to kill. Um, elves don't like to kill. They fight for peace and love not for fun! The elves of Mirkwood especially have a reputation for avoiding war, a lot more than any of the other colonies.
So yes I have absolutely no idea why people like her, why the writers added her in the first place or what the whole point of her actually is! XD
Mohamed Ghita I am afraid I am going to have to disagree with you a little here. While the romance is completely unrealistic in so many ways (that it doesn't make any sense for the Captain of the Guard to just stop and talk to one of her prisoners, for Kíli just to start chatting her up since both races have been enemies for so long. I don't think it is impossible for an elf and a dwarf to be attracted to one another or to be in love. (Although I have absolutely no idea whether or not they can procreate. But just because two people can't procreate doesn't mean that they can't be attracted to one another- infertile couples, homosexual couples etc.) My main arguments for this is Gimli/Galadriel and Legolas/Gimli. Whilst Gimli's infatuation is not thought by everyone to be a sexual attraction, he does admire her greatly and is in awe of her beauty. He is drawn to her, mostly because she is the lady of light and the most powerful figure of Middle Earth but she is first and for most an elf. Legolas and Gimli's relationship, regardless of whether or not you "ship it," was described to Tolkien as a "great love." They were devoted to one another completely and spent the rest of their lives together in Middle Earth before (apparently) entering the Undying Lands. It is only because of Legolas's love and devotion to Gimli that Gimli is able to sail across the sea and be accepted into the paradise. Whilst there is no evidence that this relationship involved any sexual attraction it was still a devoted and loving relationship.
However it makes me really, really angry when people compare both Gimli's infatuation with Galadriel to Tauriel and Kíli's romance. People arguing that it's a similar situation and a similar attraction. No. Galadriel is the Lady of Light, a powerful woman that opens Gimli's eyes to the beauty of all things elven. It also irritates me when people say: "Oh Tauriel shows Legolas that it is possible to befriend dwarves." NO. Legolas and Gimli's friendship comes from fighting besides one another throughout many battles and comforting one another over the death of mutual friends. Not because some elf seventy-seven years ago thought one of their prisoners was pretty.
My point with Oin and Bofur was about how all the other dwarves become puppets for Tauriel's story line. I am aware that Oin would never have been able to stop the poison like Elrond could have but that it was lazy writing to have Oin ask for the Kingsfoil (before he even knew Tauriel was coming and that she could save Kíli) and have Bofur run around to get it for her. It didn't make sense to have Oin and Bofur getting Kingsfoil if they didn't know how to use it themselves.
I have read The Silmarillion (many times) and I know that elves have been involved in many wars and not all of them follow the "stereotype" as it were, but I still don't think that "being badass" and someone who "loves killing" are appropriate attributes for an elf. (Especially if she is supposed to be "the good guy.") Elves are better known for their wisdom in Middle Earth history than their strength in wars. Although I agree that elves aren't perfect! XD
@3:24 where there is a dwarf in a barrel rolling over the Orcs that would be a nice phone game "killing orcs"
Last Video: Why do we not travel like this all the time?
This Video: NO! NO MORE EAGLES!
Lol make up your mind
NTG I think it's because in the book he's scared of flying or he's scared of heights
@@darion1728 no if they rode the eagles all the way they would have been seen by Sauron's eye
@@johnwaltonn725 yes but Bilbo also doesn't like heights, I remember in the book, the eagles called him a rabbit or something because of how he was acting
@@darion1728 true
I think the voice for Smaug at the end when he says "I am fire, I am death" sounds better here than in the actual movie!
I hope "Black Arrow's" gonna be a running gag.
I was a dragon once...
But then I took a Black Arrow to the knee...
Same time he said "Black Arrow" I said "Tank Missile"...almost killed myself :D
Emiliano Davila It'd be less funny if Kili didn't ACTUALLY take an arrow to the knee. But, since he did, this old joke is hilarious in this context.
Authiel Erynien I actually said it in the movie! "Look! He will have to retire as a City Guard! D:"
@@Simmering_Beagle Crowd: “SHUT UP!”
I think Gimli should have jumped into the scene and yelled "that still only counts as one!"
You guys were extra silly this time & I liked it very much! MOAR, please.
I love the barrel scene! They need to make a game out of that for your phone.
fascinating to see how your drawings improved from the first LotR-movie-hishe to this one^^ you guys are AWESOME!!^^
The end clip with the killing of the orcs with the barrel and Irish singing... Totally killed it! LMFA! Made the whole video worth it!
When Smaug says 'I am fire, I am death' at the end am I the only one who really wanted him to go ''I am batman!'
Perfect ending
This episode was pretty spot on. And they even parodied the song during the credits! That's dedication!
And then, as Smaug fell, the ground shuddered with such force, with the might of the final dragons death, awakened Ancelogeon The Black, and thus destroyed was Middle Earth.
THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!!
ihave7sacks
Alright we'll call it a draw!
What, ridden on a horse?
Tony Midyett
No legolas shooting the dragon
That's what she said.... OHHHHH!!!! :P
It's Christmas in heaven
There's movies on TV
The Sound of Music, twice an hour
And Jaws 1, 2, and 3
"That still only counts as one"
Next one should be about Dovahkiin killing Smaug and then the people of lake-town crowning him king. Meanwhile in Skyrim everyone is getting roasted alive by dragons.
that is PERFECT
Ohhhhh crap! Killed the wrong doom bringing dragon! lol XD
The bird poop joke was really good.
fun fact: smaug isn't the biggest dragon in middle earth he's the smallest
How about i thought it was smallerFire drake of gondolin
Keiji Tan their almost the same but the drake of gondolin is slightly larger
Ok thnks
Cool cool
Wow that shows I haven't read the books in a long time :P
I was waiting for a "I AM AL-DU-IN" at the part with all the dragons.
Or parthalax
He was actually a good dragon
+Ralph Wiggum or spyro
+Benzux The Ender Master Well, my brother Paarthurnax would be much better at this part.
Alduin You came back from the dead? Arngeir was right! But i will not allow you to devour the world!!!
*****
Did I say, that I want to devour the world?
Who else expected to see Gimli walk up and say "That still only counts as one!" after Legolas shot the dragon out of the sky?
true me too!
Hahaha!!! XD
Hahaha loved that Double Kill +100, Triple Kill +100 at the end! During that whole scene in the theater, my two sisters and I were laughing and mentally counting how many video game points each kill was