I watched this video while eating a tuna sandwich, the sandwich contained mayonnaise, canned tuna, garlic salt, and Cholula hot sauce. I had two tablespoons worth of daisy brand cottage cheese on the side with a glass of Indian summer brand apple juice as a drink. Thank you altered, this meal and video combo truly changed my outlook on life
The first time I had a hint I might be the type of people that fall into a downward spiral if I ever try gambling is that I sat in front of this machine for a solid day or two just to get a Pearl, the avenger.
I've been farming them for two weeks for Seraph Crystals 😅 I've gotten four Pearls (Tunguska, Sawbar, Stalker, and Stormfront), and I just got 120 crystals tonight and bought a Patriot. Trying to do a Seraph-only Mya on Normal Mode. I would say, the slot machines in the Badass Crater Bar are the best source of Eridium in 'pre-game'. You can sell all the level 30 gear you get from Tina DLC and take the money to the bar. Good resource swap.
This seems to be a minecraft reference. When using tildes for coordinates adds the following numbers to your coordinates. For example, "/tp @s ~ ~10 ~" would teleport you 10 blocks up. As for what the above comment means, I have no idea.@@snottytoe6957
@@subzero308It's sad how the gaming industry has become filled with devs who hate the audience that would pay their game any mind. Although Borderlands, even the new ones, have been both witty and pretty respectful on some of those kinds of topics (Hammerlock and Wainwright's relationship was so good they made a whole DLC in BL3 for it and even though Borderlands 3 had some really bad /annoying characters for every bad character there's two more really funny and interesting ones) despite their crazy attitude sometimes.
Controversial, but mine is Control Core Angel for favorite level. I was a Roland main in my first ever trip into the Borderlands, and watching him die ripped my heart out and set my soul ablaze like Lilith. Everything before didn't matter an inch, I had seen my hero shot in the back and disrespected and NOTHING from that point would stop me from killing Jack. In fact, my hatred carried so far as I personally killed Jack as EVERY Hunter, my favorite being Krieg as I finally had the chance to RIP AND TEAR THAT TRAITOROUS SLIME- Sorry, I can't help myself sometimes. I actually love Angel, but I would kill her a thousand times over JUST to hurt Jack a thousand times more.
The borderlands psychosis affects us all in different ways 😔 But really, amazing job sticking through it all, it must have been brain-rotting to a degree I couldn't believe
I have never once seen any content you've made... and the fact I was eating nachos. I had to take like a solid 20 minutes to convince myself it was JUST chance lmao
2:45 The math for pearlescent farming is a biiiiit different than that, actually. You can never gaurentee when a series of random rolls will result in success, but you CAN determine what your chances of success are after N number of rolls. You take your chance of failiure, 5499/5500, and multiply it by itself N times (5499/5000)^N. So if you roll 5000 times, you'll have about a 40% chance of failier I.E. a 60% chance of pulling at least one pearlescent. This would take just under 14 hours. Your chance of finding a pearlescent after 300 spins is just 5%
Bloodshot Ramparts is definnitely my favourite map. Lots of action, a bopping theme and the best of alll, toll guy. You got paay the troll toll. you BETTER pay the troll toll
I think my favorite map is a tie between the one where you have to fight Mordecai's bird as a boss and the one where you have to fight the Bunker, both the most infuriating and most fond memories of BL2, something that has to do with how long it took me to learn the fight's mechanics... fun
I cant believe you'd do that to the poor Buzzard pilot who was just trying to enjoy a beautiful sunset ride >:( Great video, I personally love the Wham Bam island map just because of how pretty it is
Not sure how I've never come across your content before but absolutely loved this video. Easy subscribe here! As for my favorite map I've got to go with Flamerock Refuge. The music is so distinct and unique from anywhere else in BL2 and I'll never forget playing that DLC day one when it dropped with all my closest friends. Hope BL4 can bring back the magic of BL2.
this is really good, you are better then the borderlands creators i used to watch, thank you for bringing life into a beautiful game who’s reputation was ruined by its own developer
I really like Opportunity in concept. It is such a startle shift in tone that works incredibly well with the rest of the game. However, that place is hell to fight through.
Caustic Caverns. Something about that map is just really memorable for me, even though it’s really not that fun to do many times in short succession. Also completely optional.
I'm happy that your video randomly popped in my recomendations, it's a nice challenge run, and i was curious about how one's could do that. Kinda sad tho that the unforgiven is such a low tier pearl, yet i still love this weapon for that slow fire rate jakobs gimmick. Keep up the good stuff !
My favorite map in Bl2 is Pyro Pete's Bar. You get to fight Pete, pick a fight with the drunks, grind Torgue Tokens, get a Customization Station built-in, and all while you get to listen to the best combat music in the game; WEP!
I watched this video while eating taco bell. I had a taco discovery box with a cherry pepsi and nacho fries. This did not change my outlook on life, but it is making me consider re-downloading Borderlands 3. Thank you for this.
During this video I enjoyed eating fried chicken, peas, and mashed potatoes gravy. The pieces of chicken were a wing and a breast. Also, 11:25 footstooled civilian
I think my favorite map or location is the Three Horn's Divide. I like the snowy artic setting and the name of the location represent the three peaks that represent horns with the bones of remnant creatures of old.
It would be better to call this challenge "can i beat with (specific pearl)" that way whenever you got the random pearl from the gambling machine, it would be EVEN MORE RARE. Though to ne honest, this video is more accurate as "Can i beat BL2 while being Unforgivable?"
By the time you get the pearl you're looking for, the sun will have overheated and sent cosmic rays to your pc, flipping the specific bytes necessary to set the warrior's hp to 1 so you can kill him with jump damage instead.
I couldn’t image how torturous this challenge was, but the fact you made it such an entertaining watch with some ridiculous planning and beloved gambling goes to show how much power you hold!
I watched this while eating a NY deli lamb gyro with poppi watermelon flavored soda and a side of salted fries. for dessert I had carrot cake. beautiful video.
I want to like Poppi but man, sucrose is just such a weird flavor that I can't get over. It's just got this gross sweetish aftertaste to it and it's a shame because it's got merit as a sugar alternative. I tried the Cola one and it was super muted tasting too and was overwhelmingly sucrose flavored. It's a bit hard to explain but if you've ever noticed the difference between diet cola and regular that's why.
My favorite map is caustic caverns, because i love everything about it, the scenery atmosphere, and the story, it really shows how inseggnificnt you are, the only source of light even reaching the place is a huge hole left behind from a decent chunk of sancturary being teleported etc. I just really love the map, one of my fav maps from any of the games
This was way more entertaining than I thought it would be. Speaking of invisible objects, I keep getting caught on stuff, in BL GOTY Enhanced and now in BL 2. I'll be running and just stop. Or going over a bridge through a door and just stop. Sometimes I can see where two textures or polygons or something meet.
It's kind of funny how the Unforgiven isn't even overpowered in Normal Mode where you're not really supposed to have it yet, once you're on level, anyways. I mean, the devs probably intended for it to be the single strongest Jakobs revolver in the game but in UVHM it's horrible and before that it's mid. I mean, it's not like it deals world ending levels of damage, it's basically just like having sniper damage on a pistol, with worse firerate and accuracy in exchange for a bigger ammo pool.
Saw this vid pop up a few times on my recommended page happy I finally clicked on it lmao. Great editing style makes the video so much easier to watch keep it up 💙
I watched this video while fully consuming my meal of one packet of ibumie always mi goreng instant instant noodles, two taiwanese sausages, 5 cocktail sausages, 3 cheese tofu with a side of thai chilli sauce and homemade garlic mayo. Your videos are peak "eat while watching" genre.
For the people that are confused about how he got a second wind right here. 23:45 He got his second wind from The Warrior's chest, if you break a piece 1 of the 4 to save yourself. I know too much about the games. Pls Help 😅
I watched this video while eating a tuna sandwich, the sandwich contained mayonnaise, canned tuna, garlic salt, and Cholula hot sauce. I had two tablespoons worth of daisy brand cottage cheese on the side with a glass of Indian summer brand apple juice as a drink. Thank you altered, this meal and video combo truly changed my outlook on life
Truly inspirational comment
truly a comment of all time
Who puts cottage cheese on a sandwich?
Gay
Best comment ever
"If it took you more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs."
RIP Marcus.
How in da hail did Marcus survive getting shot by the claptrap ninja?
@@WarPigstheHun its explained in the DLC. he made that part up
The friends not wanting to play is the most true thing ever 😭
Bro really went there, very relatable for me
Yeah, I was just about to comment the same thing! 😂
Obviously it hits home way too hard
honestly man, it sucks so bad because i never got to experience BL2 with the bois like everyone else. I grew up playing solo or with my dad
Pretty much the exact same for me, my dad introduced me to the game and I loved it but my friend played it with me for like 1 hour and then stopped
He was, in fact, hitting the Griddy
22:31 he just like me frfr
23:19 i cant breathe
The Rakk put the Stinky on Em
3 people in a discord call simultaenously playing Half-Life, Portal and BL2 is actually rad
You're going to ignore Learn 2 Fly? Not cool bro.
@@threemar3 I absolute and shamelessly will (no but seriously I didn't know what the game was, the 3 other games are among my favorite games)
Hold up you totally confused me when you said ignore the duck race game play lol
@@threemar3thats duck life not learn to fly
He was playing Portal: Revolution actually! It’s a fairly recent free Portal 2 fan game, it’s really good!
I watched this video while committing grand larceny, loitering, holding hands in public and I am avoiding my taxes.
I can't believe you held hands in public
I can't believe you had someone to hold hands with
Avoiding taxes isn't a crime, it's an obligation.
Holding hand in public is an absolutely heinous act, though.
You should EVADE taxes WHILST holding hands. It’s abhorrent.
Donald trump that you?
The first time I had a hint I might be the type of people that fall into a downward spiral if I ever try gambling is that I sat in front of this machine for a solid day or two just to get a Pearl, the avenger.
Just stay away from casinos the way youd stay away from crack. It is very addictive and will ruin your life if you cant stop yourself
I've been farming them for two weeks for Seraph Crystals 😅 I've gotten four Pearls (Tunguska, Sawbar, Stalker, and Stormfront), and I just got 120 crystals tonight and bought a Patriot. Trying to do a Seraph-only Mya on Normal Mode. I would say, the slot machines in the Badass Crater Bar are the best source of Eridium in 'pre-game'. You can sell all the level 30 gear you get from Tina DLC and take the money to the bar. Good resource swap.
sanctuary after lilith does /tp ~ ~70 ~500 gotta be the most fire map ngl
Is this the moxxi upskirt coordinates
Yes? @@snottytoe6957
Probably is
This seems to be a minecraft reference.
When using tildes for coordinates adds the following numbers to your coordinates.
For example, "/tp @s ~ ~10 ~" would teleport you 10 blocks up.
As for what the above comment means, I have no idea.@@snottytoe6957
@@snottytoe6957 It is teleport commands in Minecraft, not the coords to Moxxie's upskirt view
I can't tell whether you or Gasmask is more masochistic but I love ya both for different reasons.
anime soft pillow biter
I wanna say it's probably gasmask but I'll have to watch more of these videos to figure it out
Caustic Caverns all day for fav LOOKING spot, love The Forest part of the playthrough and the climb up the mountain to the sorcerer
Same
This is my favorite map for that reason and the Minecraft Easter egg
@@zacharymartinez445you and me both dude, love the easter egg
I hate the map cuz of the crysalisks
Caustic Caverns has peak atmosphere
the fact that this game is 12 years old and still has such a dedicated fanbase and people still making content for it is insane, I love it!
*Laughs in TF2*
**laughs in TF2**
*laughs in chess*
Thats what happens when u make a good game for the fans and not woke garbage.
@@subzero308It's sad how the gaming industry has become filled with devs who hate the audience that would pay their game any mind.
Although Borderlands, even the new ones, have been both witty and pretty respectful on some of those kinds of topics (Hammerlock and Wainwright's relationship was so good they made a whole DLC in BL3 for it and even though Borderlands 3 had some really bad /annoying characters for every bad character there's two more really funny and interesting ones) despite their crazy attitude sometimes.
I love that you can see both his friends tap out of their games to see what he is celebrating, when he gets the jackpot at 3.40
2:07 not only halflife AND portal, but also Learn to fly 2? You got hype friends
Arid Nexus Badlands, because BL1 was awesome, and I had nostalgia walking through the same area in BL2.
i loved arid nexus before i even played bl1
Feels like a second home
Same
Now do it in Borderlands 3.
Bru
Alternate title: How I beat Borderlands 3 with the power of imagination.
Pearls are in bl3?
Controversial, but mine is Control Core Angel for favorite level. I was a Roland main in my first ever trip into the Borderlands, and watching him die ripped my heart out and set my soul ablaze like Lilith. Everything before didn't matter an inch, I had seen my hero shot in the back and disrespected and NOTHING from that point would stop me from killing Jack. In fact, my hatred carried so far as I personally killed Jack as EVERY Hunter, my favorite being Krieg as I finally had the chance to RIP AND TEAR THAT TRAITOROUS SLIME-
Sorry, I can't help myself sometimes. I actually love Angel, but I would kill her a thousand times over JUST to hurt Jack a thousand times more.
"I'll kidnap a thousand children"
Best music in the game too
The borderlands psychosis affects us all in different ways 😔
But really, amazing job sticking through it all, it must have been brain-rotting to a degree I couldn't believe
I have never once seen any content you've made... and the fact I was eating nachos. I had to take like a solid 20 minutes to convince myself it was JUST chance lmao
Call me crazy, but the Wildlife Exploitation Reserve is probably my favorite. The music and the overall scenery of the place is so beautiful.
2:16
I respect the 3 friends games pictured there.
Edit: Duck Life is amazing too.
i typed this exact comment before seeing this lol
Top right is Portal. What are the other 2?
@@Sol-Orion Half Life 1 and Learn to Fly 1
@@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459 thanks, appreciate it.
Now do it again as a one-life
I died to the tina slots so no
@@alteredfried do tina wonderland
@@alteredfriedyou’d hold a record tho 👀
I like the RE4 shooting range music in the background.
lmao same, im literally playing re4 2005 rn and i heard it. what timing
The video started being SUPER engaging after 1:55! Idk what it was but I just couldn’t stop watching, keep it up 😊
2:45 The math for pearlescent farming is a biiiiit different than that, actually. You can never gaurentee when a series of random rolls will result in success, but you CAN determine what your chances of success are after N number of rolls. You take your chance of failiure, 5499/5500, and multiply it by itself N times (5499/5000)^N. So if you roll 5000 times, you'll have about a 40% chance of failier I.E. a 60% chance of pulling at least one pearlescent. This would take just under 14 hours. Your chance of finding a pearlescent after 300 spins is just 5%
Bloodshot Ramparts is definnitely my favourite map. Lots of action, a bopping theme and the best of alll, toll guy. You got paay the troll toll. you BETTER pay the troll toll
The fact that he was using a Jacob's weapon not in the way they are supposed to be used, made me pop a blood vessel
I think my favorite map is a tie between the one where you have to fight Mordecai's bird as a boss and the one where you have to fight the Bunker, both the most infuriating and most fond memories of BL2, something that has to do with how long it took me to learn the fight's mechanics... fun
3:40 I love how their screens turned grey, meaning they immediately stopped and swapped over to your stream lol
I cant believe you'd do that to the poor Buzzard pilot who was just trying to enjoy a beautiful sunset ride >:(
Great video, I personally love the Wham Bam island map just because of how pretty it is
It insults me as I have spent many many hours using that damn slot machine. And I didn't even know you could get pearls from them.
Not sure how I've never come across your content before but absolutely loved this video. Easy subscribe here! As for my favorite map I've got to go with Flamerock Refuge. The music is so distinct and unique from anywhere else in BL2 and I'll never forget playing that DLC day one when it dropped with all my closest friends. Hope BL4 can bring back the magic of BL2.
this is really good, you are better then the borderlands creators i used to watch, thank you for bringing life into a beautiful game who’s reputation was ruined by its own developer
I really like Opportunity in concept. It is such a startle shift in tone that works incredibly well with the rest of the game. However, that place is hell to fight through.
All this power and he still didn't kill the bandits for Riess😢😔 justice for Reiss✊️✊️✊️
i love how your commentary style is just you being flabbergasted constantly
11:30 The A-Train experience
My Favorite map has to be either Opportunity or Hero's Pass simply because of Hyperion and thier music- It's so good
I LOVE THE FRIDGE
Caustic Caverns. Something about that map is just really memorable for me, even though it’s really not that fun to do many times in short succession. Also completely optional.
The "friends wanting to play with you" hit too home, have like covered in tears
I'm happy that your video randomly popped in my recomendations, it's a nice challenge run, and i was curious about how one's could do that. Kinda sad tho that the unforgiven is such a low tier pearl, yet i still love this weapon for that slow fire rate jakobs gimmick. Keep up the good stuff !
10:09
“Did- did we just have sex?”
Intrusive thoughts tried sneaking in at the grinder, great vid btw 😂
Literally LOL'd when you shot that long distance Buzzard out of the sky and watched the pilot rag-doll into oblivion lmfao
My favorite map in Bl2 is Pyro Pete's Bar. You get to fight Pete, pick a fight with the drunks, grind Torgue Tokens, get a Customization Station built-in, and all while you get to listen to the best combat music in the game; WEP!
I watched this while wearing a Fruit of The Loom T-shirt, H&M jeans and Columbia boots(foot size 9). Thank you altered for another enjoyable watch
Caustic caverns is probably my favorite map
I watched this video while eating taco bell. I had a taco discovery box with a cherry pepsi and nacho fries. This did not change my outlook on life, but it is making me consider re-downloading Borderlands 3. Thank you for this.
Fav map has gotta be Caustic Caverns.
Either that or Eridium Blight. The missions there Handsom Jack gives you are some of my favs I think.
I will pay you to [get this comment censored by youtube]
During this video I enjoyed eating fried chicken, peas, and mashed potatoes gravy. The pieces of chicken were a wing and a breast.
Also, 11:25 footstooled civilian
I think my favorite map or location is the Three Horn's Divide. I like the snowy artic setting and the name of the location represent the three peaks that represent horns with the bones of remnant creatures of old.
glad to see this game is still going on
now do it with seraphs
"we got mitten squad at home* (RIP Paul) love this video homie, really reminds me of pauls old challenge videos for fallout
dragon keep is my favorite map, I liked the winged storm though, especially that hidden easter egg
What's the game played by his friend (the bottom one) at 2:10
The op10 I challenge you to finish it without slag weapons .
I would use Maya or axton for that still would take forever tho
7:24 brio kept hitting all the
7:03 mission failed immediately
Opportunity is pretty fun to run around in, also I just like fighting the Hyperion enemies more than creatures or bandits.
It would be better to call this challenge "can i beat with (specific pearl)" that way whenever you got the random pearl from the gambling machine, it would be EVEN MORE RARE.
Though to ne honest, this video is more accurate as "Can i beat BL2 while being Unforgivable?"
By the time you get the pearl you're looking for, the sun will have overheated and sent cosmic rays to your pc, flipping the specific bytes necessary to set the warrior's hp to 1 so you can kill him with jump damage instead.
This run was basically "can i beat borderlands 2 as a glass cannon?"
I couldn’t image how torturous this challenge was, but the fact you made it such an entertaining watch with some ridiculous planning and beloved gambling goes to show how much power you hold!
I watched this while eating a NY deli lamb gyro with poppi watermelon flavored soda and a side of salted fries. for dessert I had carrot cake. beautiful video.
I want to like Poppi but man, sucrose is just such a weird flavor that I can't get over. It's just got this gross sweetish aftertaste to it and it's a shame because it's got merit as a sugar alternative.
I tried the Cola one and it was super muted tasting too and was overwhelmingly sucrose flavored. It's a bit hard to explain but if you've ever noticed the difference between diet cola and regular that's why.
Carrot cake... Haha
Awesome video! Also I loved the use of the music that plays in the Sonic Adventure casino level during the slots section of the video :D
"Only pearls" You mean only ONE pearl
My favorite map is caustic caverns, because i love everything about it, the scenery atmosphere, and the story, it really shows how inseggnificnt you are, the only source of light even reaching the place is a huge hole left behind from a decent chunk of sancturary being teleported etc. I just really love the map, one of my fav maps from any of the games
Joltz WISHES he could do a play through this impressive
0:33 finally a youtuber that speaks like I do peepee poopoo
With only *a* pearlescent 💀
This was way more entertaining than I thought it would be. Speaking of invisible objects, I keep getting caught on stuff, in BL GOTY Enhanced and now in BL 2. I'll be running and just stop. Or going over a bridge through a door and just stop. Sometimes I can see where two textures or polygons or something meet.
It's kind of funny how the Unforgiven isn't even overpowered in Normal Mode where you're not really supposed to have it yet, once you're on level, anyways.
I mean, the devs probably intended for it to be the single strongest Jakobs revolver in the game but in UVHM it's horrible and before that it's mid. I mean, it's not like it deals world ending levels of damage, it's basically just like having sniper damage on a pistol, with worse firerate and accuracy in exchange for a bigger ammo pool.
your reactions, especially when the game is being mean to you and bullying you; literally my spirit animal.
How to beat borderlands 2 with A pearl
Caustic Caverns is a goated map, always been one of the best completely optional areas in the main story
Lynchwood too
A remaster of BL2 would be so sick. Add in climbing, sliding, etc, all the QoL stuff new borderlands has. Mmmm
I watched this video making breakfast fried rice. 10/10, will make fried rice and watch this again
caustic caverns best map 🔥
Me: what does that guy from five nights at Freddy sound like again?
Altered: 9:26
So with *A* pearlescent. Not “pearlescents.” And that’s if truly believing you didn’t just pull a dream with those chances.
you sound like a total joy to be around. Go find somewhere else to be a cynical prick
i watched this video while eating an entire red baron cheese pizza
I watched this video while eating chicken Alfredo with home made garlic bread
This video is really good man. Also your friends were playing some goated games
22:30 is truly an amazing moment XD
Rakk got avenged
Lol love the friends playing finals and listening to you suffer
What song was being played at 5:03
11:07 “I WASNT ANYWHERE NEAR IT” clearly gets demolished by a train 😭
the loader at 16:35 had me crying
Saw this vid pop up a few times on my recommended page happy I finally clicked on it lmao. Great editing style makes the video so much easier to watch keep it up 💙
Your friend playing flying penguin and then chick race brought so many memories 😭
Duck race gameplay is peak content. Wdym!!??
EDIT: Also, fridge is indeed my favourite map! Nice to meet you!
I watched this video while fully consuming my meal of one packet of ibumie always mi goreng instant instant noodles, two taiwanese sausages, 5 cocktail sausages, 3 cheese tofu with a side of thai chilli sauce and homemade garlic mayo. Your videos are peak "eat while watching" genre.
For the people that are confused about how he got a second wind right here. 23:45 He got his second wind from The Warrior's chest, if you break a piece 1 of the 4 to save yourself. I know too much about the games. Pls Help 😅
I liked the video as soon as I saw 1:08 lmaooo
I like how at 3:38 both of your friends alt tab at the same time to check your stream lol
Your Hank Hill impression in the arena fight was perfect.
Cheesing the warrior
Rakk: Hey ;)
That scene where the buzzard crashed flew over him was clean AF
It's nice that people still find new ways to enjoy "Borderlands 2".
The freaking clown music for BL2VR is sending me 😂😂😂 hilarious content dude
If i am not mistaken those invisible things on the track are the other cars, hitboxes won't go away lmfao