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Intro Script
There’s plenty of ways to obtain gear in borderlands 2, farming it’s drop source, opening chests, buying it from vendors, loot midgets, and mission rewards, but there’s one way that’s worse than all of those and that’s gambling, so yeah I tried to beat borderlands 2 using only slot machine items.
I played Krieg because I saw a video called gearless Krieg on TH-cam. This is helpful because I don't get access to a slot machine until sanctuary. I didn’t watch it but I still chose Krieg because he seemed the easiest.
Rules for the run are Only gear from the slot machines, no BAR, and no trading down gear for cash to gamble with I am allowed to pick up other gear to sell for money though
If you saw my other video you could guess that I went to get some early levels to make early game a little easier, I got really lucky at Digi peak and hit level 7 in like 2 runs, and I also did this, then I went to Tina DLC to kill bony pants for a level, it did not go well.
After my soul got ripped up I went to fight for sanctuary for the last level and to make a little early game money
Then I killed knuckle dragger and I realized I didn’t need to be level 50 to do that, anyways the rest of southern shelf went like this - เกม
90% of vault hunters quit gambling right before they're about to get a legendary
I once spend an hour gambling and only got 2 purples ever since I have given up
@@WhySoSeriousGMme going broke in UVHM after I sold all my trash to gamble
I don’t even wanna here it hahaha
@@WhySoSeriousGMguess im lucky but so far i got 2 legendaries and a corrosive bearcat at lvl 53. Played the game for so long and the drops happened years ago but i remember every ine or them
@@WhySoSeriousGM Only an hour? That's weak sauce man.
I forgot to add it at the end but I spun 1,663 slots and spent $512,382 and 456 Eridium on them
Edit: forgot to say like 45 Torgue Tokens as well
Wait since the slot uses eridium?
The train at tundra express does in fact kill you if you stand under it. I've been doing it for a while because it's fun acting like nothing could go wrong than BAM, I get crushed by a train cart
In the tiny Tina dlc
My dad IRL (we lost the house)
Isn’t all loot in boderlands technically gambling
I absolutely love how everyone in the borderlands community knows all the other youtubers like Jolts
joltz has been a huge part in keeping bl2 alive
Don't forget gas mask
@@tyboogie6318”put the stinky on him” inspired me to get my life together
joltz reference dude
@@tyboogie6318 put the stinky on em
Its crazy how much Jolts influences the Borderlands community
CRAZY WHAT?
My favorite line put the stinky on em
Bro the berserk music had me pissing my pants 🤣 idk why that got me so good. Another great video homie
The man the myth the legend is here 🤯
I put the stinky on em
The lord of the stinky
I love the miniscule amount of "funny" editing that most challenge run videos have. To me, that makes watching your videos so much more enjoyable. And your commentary makes it even more so
What are you talking about? It's *HILARIOUS!*
Everyone in my discord agrees with me!
You know I’m also trying this challenge, but in real life. Let’s just say that I’m not doing the greatest.
Youre just more spin from breaking even don't give up!
Keep going! You can only lose 100% of your money but can gain over 3000%
That's what my dad said too 😢
If you hide in the inside corner of a slot machine (when a grenade gets tossed out) you don’t take damage. found that out one way or another lol
Who is the real life final boss?
Hearing Gasmask at 1:00 caught me off guard lmao.
Put da stinky on em
Yeah xd
put da stinky on em
Tried This Challenge and am now 150k in debt with Moxxi and have been barred for life, apparently shooting the machines for luck is "bad for business" and gives customers "severe panic attacks" but whatever...
Dropping a Gub, that's a true Joltzdude watcher move.
The Gub isn’t even Joltz’s curse anymore, it’s the whole community’s
I love how much lilgasmask has sparked others interest in bl2 challenge runs. New life and meaning comes to this old game all the time. How nice!
I'm a simple guy. I see a Borderlands 2 video in 2023, I click to support whoever still plays this game. Cheers mate
That must have been the best pizza knowing that you could never spin another slot machine
You can get crushed by the train when it blows up. Found that out unintentionally
I remember playing with my friend and we were just messing around in sanctuary. I decided f*** it let me hit this slot machine. This was early game. I think around level 11. And first try on the playthrough I got a Harold. And on his second try he got a Harold as well. It was one hell of a moment. Now a treasured memory. I really miss that guy.
I remember I was mostly excited for Borderlands 3 because I saw the new slot machines and I was like daaang look at the variety. Hitting them slots was the first thing I did after getting sanctuary in the air lol
Lol, me too!
Lol yeah I remember when shit went flying during first gameplay of me and my cousin the only thing we were concerned about is if slots teleported safensound. We finished bl2 main story 3 times and never spent a single dollar on anything else than spins
8:04 I actually convinced a group I was playing with to stand right where that cart lands and it killed everyone, they didn't find it as amusing as I did though :)
Hehehehahaha 😈
That didn't happen
@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts the way your brain works is odd, if you don’t believe it scroll past but if you don’t believe it you cannot doubt something or someone you dont even know 😂 other than that theres alot of stuff in borderlands where you can kill the whole team ☠️ ive done it and its been done to me many times. Its a part of borderlands, maybe you’ve never played?…
@@lefywazhere7582 shut up
Yeah it killed you
The "IM SPECING OUT OF THIS AS SOON AS IM OUT OF HERE" was literally me on psycho when I hit myself in the jack fight lmao
It is so hard for me to focus on TH-cam videos lately but this was so genuinely funny I got through the whole thing easily, thanks man!
The editing and commentary is immaculate, keep up the amazing work and gameplay
Fun fact, you can go into the Torgue DLC and make your way to moxxi’s biker bar to gamble, I’m pretty sure it’s accessible right off the bat
I love your editing style and the reference to other borderlands creators. Love it.
Your pacing in this video was awesome. Great energy throughout!
Great to see people are still slaying Handsome Jack! Keep up the great work altered, getting to level 50 on your recent video was hilarious.
Ive never tried this but I think you just inspired me to play through it again, Great video!
I love the music choices you have! The vibe is so on point. Sonic casino, I mean that's gold
I was looking to see if someone else said it, Sonic Adventure was a big part of my childhood since Dreamcast was my first console
Please come home, it's been three days and your son doesn't have a college fund anymore, please don't bet our house.
Watched whole way through, didn’t lose my attention for a moment. Keep doing your thing.
22:33
"Groose's Theme" from Skyward Sword is perfect for moments such as these.
Good taste, subbed.
If you'd like to try another luck based run, why not play tiny tinas wonderlands but you can only use gear dropped by the d20 dice you can find. Makes it harder cuz each one is a one roll deal and no take backs.
I would rather die, trying to get to a decent area to farm on a fresh save would be so damn tilting dying over and over. At least if you can get there you can save quit farm since no cost but still damn.
Love the idea man looking forward to the rest of the series
To be frank other people have already done this before
dude you're so talented. I hope your channel blows up. Keep on the grind brother
Its been years since i played ... started freah and im watching these videos while i play... love it man !
I've been thinking of another playthrough lately. I've completed it 5 times since 2017 and I find myself thinking about it a lot lately. It's a timeless game and there's nothing else like it.
I always wanted to see this lol! btw awesome work
Wanted to make a comment about "Hey there's eridian slots in Tina DLC"
Kinda glad I kept watching the entire vid before saying it though, as you actually did wind up doing it in the end.
... Kinda wanna do a legendary only slot machine run for the pure masochism of it.
He put the stinky on em YEAHHHH
Lol, ur too funny dude, deserves a sub. kKudos to you for keeping ur cool through all that, my screen definitely wouldnt have survived that.
He did infact put the stinky on him.
I totally run out of fun ideas for play throughs, this is awesome and I’m totally going to do a slots machine only run.
Man this makes me wanna play bl2 again. Actually what this really makes me want is wishing a good borderlands game came out after two.
Same. Bl2 was an unforgettable experience.
Presequel had potential. Then the dev office got shut down and all focus went towards bl3. Which from the little I've played, has decent gameplay and a very lackluster story
@@raddaradda8682 games don't get points for potential. I don't praise games for things they didn't do. Same with movies that had potential. Potential is just a way of saying "I wish it were better"
Anyway, I have played and I think beat all borderlands games, except the second borderlands story one. I heard it is atrocious. Bl3 story was garbo and the gameplay was good until they fucked with it too much with updates no one wanted.
@@ggmann13 I had meant the opportunities to add more DLC and maybe events. Pre sequel is a perfectly functioning and very fun game to play, it's just a lot smaller than BL2, when it had plans to have at least 2 full size DLCs before the studio closed.
There's a big difference between a shit movie that tried too hard to be a good one, and a pretty decent game that had it's development shut down abruptly.
The shit movie was finished, the lackluster game was not.
@@raddaradda8682 idk that I would say the pre sequel was "very fun to play" it got stale quick and something about the gunplay never felt quite right. I remember playing it with my buddy and bringing this weird feeling up and he immediately reciprocating saying he felt the same way. Something was off in the combat of that game compared to the previous bl. Anf as I already stated, I don't give points for could a shoulda woulda. The game could a had two (presumably) good dlcs and something about events? Well it didn't, leaving the game rather lackluster and feeling unfinished.
That same thing can happen with movies btw. Plenty of movies that "had potential" were movies trying to set up a franchise, leaving that one movie to actually be an unfinished storyline. So yes, it is quite similar. And the pre sequel had pretty bland player Characters. The one that really upset me and missed the mark with the loads of potential it could've had was wonderlands. God what an absolute let down.
Actually entertaining video awesome work man
i subbed just cause of the commentary.. lhh literally reminds me of myself playing sp games
Thank you so much man, im a recovering gambling addict that was about 60k on debt, i was almost done but this video really sowed me that i quitted out early and went back to gambling to try and win massive just like you did in this video and i didn’t man, now i’m 140k in debt cuz i told them that this was it man 😢 great videos keep it up man and will update
keep going, it only takes one good pull to break even :)
@@jerrymartin7019
Imagine if he doubled down though
Nice use of Sonic soundtracks within this video!~ ☺
your videos are better than the most of the youtubers keep going bro
W4R-DEN it looks bad because it has a massive shield but it's there to teach players who didn't do Marcus's elemental side quests the importance of shock weapons because it isn't really bulky after that shield is gone
"Not bulky"
Unless you are doing a grenade build
Fun seeing ya goofin around
awesome idea for a video man lol. this was pretty entertaining
I love it how all these cool vids start with motivation from joltz
I’m Interested to see how your presentation evolves with time. Subbed.
Back when I was playing Borderlands 2 with a couple friends, 50% of the time we were at Moxxy's😂 Laughing at the friend that got 20 bad rolls, "winning" a granade, blocking the way and end up dying everybody... Good times, and YES that sh*t was addictve
Just found you and you remind me a lot of Oboshoes and I love it subbed.
Good stuff this was rlly funny. New sub right here
Yo I dig your voice, very nice to hear while watching ngl
240k watches and 7k subs, wow congrats, ima super proud of u, great and fun vid
Love the video, crazy challenge though
Top Tier Vid. The shield scene was perfect. (commenting for algorithm)
Holy banger. Nice vid man :)
The Sonic Adventure music in the background is a nice touch
The buzz ax is a bandit pistol
On some real shit good video pretty funny I subbed
Please make more of this I loved it
Hey man, great video ! But i wasn't prepared to jam THAT HARD as soon as i clicked on it .... Loved it though !
I love this guy's videos It is always entertaining
I think I'm one of the few who can proudly say I've gotten a legendary from a slot machine (unironically probably like 0.1% or less of people). I've never been a big slot machine hitter in Borderlands, I'll do it occasionally usually just when I am already low on cash and like why not. But when I was in the Dust on a character back in like 2016 or something like that, I hit the slot machine out there in that building and first try I got a Maggie. I can't remember if it had good parts or not (at the time I didn't even know parts), but still a legendary from a slot machine is already insane. Out of my like 2k+ hours in the game it's the only slot machine legendary I've ever won. They really are like real slot machines, like damn. I don't know if I'll ever win another one, but next time I'll be recording for sure since now I record every time. Wish I had it recorded would love to just watch it back time to time.
Crazy to think instead I could of had a csgo knife but no, it's a legendary in a game that is worth nothing AND I over leveled it too with just a few level ups. Sad.
Always nice to see new people picking up the game to try
This couldve been two videos but ima watch half this then half later, still all good
Thankyou for something to watch while burning 1.8 million on said slots
I can’t remember the last time I hit these things, gonna go on a OP10 gambling binge after watching this.
one of the strongest guns i’ve ever used in a borderlands game was a grey pump action shotgun in borderlands 3 pair it with the stealth ability for FL4K and it would three shot in ultimate vault hunter 8. its was chaotic hell.
I think there are slots in fight for sanctuary in Moxxi's bar when you go back to sanctuary at the end of the dlc
dammm nice video, it reminds me of a lilgasmask vid
Just found your account and i love your videos
great vid dude!
This video brought back memories of this game
As a bloodletter/deathless Moze I relate so much to the chaos of going down constantly and saving myself at the last second until FFYL literally breaks and drains in a second lol. Would love to see a BL3 version of this
HOW, how have you only got 5k subs, you are one of the funniest people ive watched. the fucking music when you got the shield had me DYING🤣🤣😂😂
This is some great content especially considering you’re only at 8k!
great video it is really well made and original
Not to be that guy but it has been done before
im taking this as a sign that its time to do another playthrough of bl2
When you were talking about if the train can crush you in Tundra, Joltz already did that and it does crush you.
5:07 i genuinely thought you missed till your great aim comment
i feel that pain w a y too deeply
Ohhh my boy if this suddenly appeared on my recommended this gonna explode yo!
8:10 Yes. Yes, you can get crushed.
Was gonna post this if someone didn’t. Found out the hard way 4 days ago running a new character you can get splat 💀
You do get crushed underneath that train on the way to wilhelm. I did it a few years back playing with some buddies
25:59
Hearing this man jovially say "After this I'm going to have a pizza" in the most :3 voice I've ever heard is what made me subscribe
Would you consider Buttstallion a gambling machine?
You could, and you could also consider the chests with the two dice gambling as well. Both take eridium and can potentially give good loot. You have to consider the Tina DLC version and the Commander Lillith DLC version of ButtStallion two separate ones though due to different drops.
the way you burst out laughing when that person got vaporized in front of you birngs me joy.
Watching these videos makes me want to play borderlands again. Also, yes you can get crushed by the piece of the train that comes down.
Dude I'm new to borderlands 2 and all the times were you where so close to getting the second wind I just get PTSD HARD.
I love how the borderlands community knows each other lmao. Small community but honestly the best one I've been in 🙏❤️
based Joltz reference, GJ on the run king!
Please make more borderlands :) run the DLCs too and head hunters
Got my gf to stand in the spot where the train lands one night on split screen, can confirm it kills you, was funny af
My first ever borderlands 2 playthrough back in the day, i hit an unkempt harold from the sanctuary slot machines at lvl 18, and it was so broken i could use it for the rest of the playthrough lmao
8:04 you can in fact get crushed by it, friends and I sacrifice ourselves to the train every playthrough. (we also sacrifice ourselves to the train wilhelm throws)
8:03 In a recent co-op run I did, I found out that you CAN get crushed by that train car... It was, it was me I got crushed by it.
Propane Tank the Invincible really got me good XDDD
You are incredible bro i subbscribe instantly XD (not for the "challenge") but beacause i think you are really fun to watch ❤
The fact that i clicked this video then instantly get greated with a lilgasmask stinky segment really makes me happy.