1:48 Bruva I am pinned here ! 0:15 Steady yourself bruvas ! 1:57 You have captain Diomedes 3:17 Steady ! STEADY ! 4:31 Dat noise cannot defeat meh ! 5:08 Ah, a warp spiduh ! 6:39 IT IZ TEH BANEBLAADE ! 7:00 You dare ?! YOU DARE !?
[...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !! [...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !! [...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !! [...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !! [...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !! [...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !! [...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !! [...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !! Never satisfied ...
Considering that the space marines are the ones who usually the represent humanity 9/10 times for the eldar the name mon-keigh makes sense not to mention in comparison to the great crusade humanity is primitive and the great crusade era would be considered primitive to the age of technology
Hello, brothers. Look at your Battle-brother, now back to me, now back at your Battle-brother, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using unblessed Bolter rounds and switched to Old Spice-pattern Boltgun ammo, he could purge like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You are on an Imperial Battleship with the Battle-brother you could crusade like. What's in your hand, back to me. I have it, it's a servitor with two requisition orders to that warzone you love. Look again, the orders are now purity seals! Anything is possible when your Battle-brother purges like Old Spice and not like a heretic. I'm on a Dreadnought.
"You must be MAD to come for me!" "Snapped like a stem!" "It is the BAAANEBLAAAADE!" Keith Szarabajka's role as Diomedes is perhaps one of his most hilarious.
Never realised the great number of varied lines and mix of responses there are in this game. Quite complex little detail that gives it a lovely subtle piece of ambience that you don't even notice is there; until you go and listen to it on purpose. Praise the Emperor!
"ENJOY THE MERCY OF DEATH LUNATIC!!!" That's a pretty good line. I don't really see why Diomedies gets this flack from jokes. Boreale I can get, because he fahled 5 companies of Blood Ravens, but Diomedies just had too much pride.
+Philippe D.R. Yeah, but he still has some really grimdark lines, and isn't as BAWLD and FEUWELISH as Boreale, so he's not as much or a fool to really deserve a LOT of ridicule as Boreale.
+Zelousmarineinspace To be honest I think it was his Baneblade line that drew him into the limelight; otherwise he wouldn't have gotten any attention. To me Diomedes mannerisms are not unlike that of a Grey Knight. Though he also reminds me a bit of the stereotypical knights in cartoons.
You know, as much as the delivery of a lot of these lines makes me chuckle, dude really does sound like he's giving it his all. A lot of the comedy comes from just how goofy the writing is, too, as opposed to the performance. I love me some Diomedes!
Its actually kind of scary with context involved, the unfiltered confidence coming out of the Force Commander even against foes like Tyranids is by all means, inspiring. But yeah, without context and granted in the real world, he does sound like a lunatic.
To understand the "love" for Apollo... It has to do with him having a rather old voice for a Force Commander, more like an angry (and drunk) Grandpa. Also, in campaign you will hear "Bruva, I AM HEET" every time an Ork looks at him funny. The DOW series is known for lolawesome voice acting.
Boreale: Its over Diomedes, I have the high ground Apollo: You underestimate my power Boreale: Dont try it! Apollo Jumps and gets stuck Boreale: YOU VER MAH BROTHA DIOMEDES Apollo: BROTHA I AM PINNED HERE
It's funny actually that the same voiceactor is also the villain, Didact in Halo 4 :D You can imagine the look on my face when the whole game I waited for him to yell BEEEEEIIINBLLAAAADE! ::D
@Gahsu As quoted by a friend of mine, "He is the spirit of Boreale here to bring stupid and less funny" ... except the fact that he SOUNDS SO FUNNY AAH. A WARP SPIDUH.
Though on the other side of the spectrum, Gilgamesh from multiple Final Fantasy titles In a sense, Gilgamesh is Captain Diomedes but played straight as a cartoon character
@Gahsu They're just haters man, Keith is one of the best voice actors in the business, and sure what they gave him was a bit rushed, but that's hardly his fault. His voice acting of Azrael in Darksiders was really good as well. YOU REEK OF FEAR AND FRAILTY.
I wanna buy an African Grey Parrot and play "IT IS THE BANEBLADE" again and again around it for like a week so it constantly says it. That would be hilarious.
6:21 I have the leeman russ, I will eliminate it, miserable things -- spoken like a true thousand sons successor chapter
Magpies can steal even Primarchs
"Thought they broke our backs, HAH!" Oh wait, that's Imperial Guard
1:48 Bruva I am pinned here !
0:15 Steady yourself bruvas !
1:57 You have captain Diomedes
3:17 Steady ! STEADY !
4:31 Dat noise cannot defeat meh !
5:08 Ah, a warp spiduh !
6:39 IT IZ TEH BANEBLAADE !
7:00 You dare ?! YOU DARE !?
[...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !!
[...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !!
[...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !!
[...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !!
[...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !!
[...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !!
[...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !!
[...]defeat. IT IZ THE BANEBLAADE !!
Never satisfied ...
7:17 IT IZ TEH STORMTROOPERS !
4:31 Dat noise cannot defeat meh ! that fucking quote man... :D I developed a habit of growling it when my depression gets really bad.
@@1234kalmar *listening to linking park* that...noise...CANNOT DEFEAT ME!
6:21 Damn magpies, they even stole a Primarch.
3:09 My memes are improved.
I didn't notice that
My memery is augmented.
You know, without the music or context, the spess mehreens sound less like galactic badasses and more like escaped mental patients.
XD
*SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!!*
georgekostaras considering what it takes to be a space marine I’m not surprised they sound completely batshit.
Considering that the space marines are the ones who usually the represent humanity 9/10 times for the eldar the name mon-keigh makes sense not to mention in comparison to the great crusade humanity is primitive and the great crusade era would be considered primitive to the age of technology
@@sothasil7716 Heresy
In the grim darkness of the future, Diomedes does Old Spice commercials.
POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
make this a thing
Hello, brothers.
Look at your Battle-brother, now back to me, now back at your Battle-brother, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using unblessed Bolter rounds and switched to Old Spice-pattern Boltgun ammo, he could purge like he's me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You are on an Imperial Battleship with the Battle-brother you could crusade like. What's in your hand, back to me. I have it, it's a servitor with two requisition orders to that warzone you love. Look again, the orders are now purity seals!
Anything is possible when your Battle-brother purges like Old Spice and not like a heretic.
I'm on a Dreadnought.
TheStargateNerd thank you so much for that
Bu bu bu bu BU BU BAAAAAAAAANEEEEBLAAAAADE!!!!!!
We all came here to see the *BAAAAANEBLAAAAAAAADE!!*
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNEEEEBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEE!!!*
*I HAVE FACED MORE FEARSOME TANKS*
i have come to see ah A WARP SPIDER
Came for THAT NOISE
I heard the baneblade line so many times that I actually came for all other lines.
"My memes are improved. My aim is the same" Well.. Even him recognized the fact that he became a meme..
This voice acting is pure comedy gold. Boreale 2.0 indeed.
That noise CANNOT DEFEAT MEEEEE!
"Missile strike!... from THEM!!!"
...as opposed to an incoming missile strike from you?
...from us?
7:24 'Dreadnought....thing'
Yes-yes.
"You must be MAD to come for me!"
"Snapped like a stem!"
"It is the BAAANEBLAAAADE!"
Keith Szarabajka's role as Diomedes is perhaps one of his most hilarious.
5:08 "AHHHHHH! A WARP SPIDUH!"
Somebody actually figured out how to make space marines out of ogryns, and one of these hybrids even managed to become Captain.
Ogryns?! Against me??!!
Diomedes is my favorite of the force commanders. his over the top way saying every little thing is awesome.
"Farseer, let us to it!"
- Roboute Guilliman, to Yvraine
7:00 To 7:29 is pure gold
Also speed :0,5
I am proud to be the 69th like
Seems like Joshua Graham has gotten busy since his old tribal days.
Never realised the great number of varied lines and mix of responses there are in this game. Quite complex little detail that gives it a lovely subtle piece of ambience that you don't even notice is there; until you go and listen to it on purpose.
Praise the Emperor!
Someone made this into an adviser for Stellaris! When every event is a jump scare!
"Say the line Bart"
"BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE"
4:54 FAHSEER LET US TO IT !!!! IT (reads she) WILL FALL TO (for) ME!
"ENJOY THE MERCY OF DEATH LUNATIC!!!"
That's a pretty good line.
I don't really see why Diomedies gets this flack from jokes. Boreale I can get, because he fahled 5 companies of Blood Ravens, but Diomedies just had too much pride.
+Zelousmarineinspace Because his voice and remarks are funny. That's the reason. :)
+Philippe D.R. Yeah, but he still has some really grimdark lines, and isn't as BAWLD and FEUWELISH as Boreale, so he's not as much or a fool to really deserve a LOT of ridicule as Boreale.
Zelousmarineinspace Although he redeemed himself later, he was kind of slow to understand that Khyras was a traitor however.
Philippe D.R. Pride
+Zelousmarineinspace To be honest I think it was his Baneblade line that drew him into the limelight; otherwise he wouldn't have gotten any attention. To me Diomedes mannerisms are not unlike that of a Grey Knight. Though he also reminds me a bit of the stereotypical knights in cartoons.
STEADY YOURSELF BRUVVA.
I came here for this. glad someone else said it.
This is a suitable force.
MAKE READY
THIS IS IT!
KingLich BRUVA I AM PINNED HEERE!
@@revolver-sc NOOOOH!
you have captian diomedes!
"FARSEER LET US DO IT"
Oh Diomedes you devil!
"We're not trapped in this world of Xenos…"
"YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!!!"
I found this voiceover as a voicepack for XCOM2 xD He makes such a great addition to that game!
"You have misspent your life!"
I don't know who he was talking to but they got TOLD.
"Force Commander! Scones ARE sweet."
"They are CAAAKES!"
"You're supposed to put clotted cream and jam on top!"
@Brother Kotello Yes they are made of bread.
@Brother Kotello You must put a stop to these giant fails! To see what the true and faithful are made of!
@@shadowstrider8295 You will stop. One way... or the other...
6:39 - I can no longer listen to this quote with a straight face... and without repeating it 30 times 8D
BRUVA I AM PINNED HERE
+Shas'O Swoll nough.
You know, as much as the delivery of a lot of these lines makes me chuckle, dude really does sound like he's giving it his all. A lot of the comedy comes from just how goofy the writing is, too, as opposed to the performance. I love me some Diomedes!
Its actually kind of scary with context involved, the unfiltered confidence coming out of the Force Commander even against foes like Tyranids is by all means, inspiring.
But yeah, without context and granted in the real world, he does sound like a lunatic.
@Granzecake The name of the actual voice actor - this makes me feel cold and dead inside
"Farseer let us do it!"
you dare? YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU DAAAAAAAAAAAAARe?!
TARGETING BARREL! AN EASY TARGET FOR ME.
"THESE GUARDSMAN ARE DAIRY!!!"
I had no idea they allowed cows to serve in the Emperor's name.
When you realize that he voiced Joshua Graham from Fallout
Lmfao after 6-7 mins its literally just all shouting
To understand the "love" for Apollo...
It has to do with him having a rather old voice for a Force Commander, more like an angry (and drunk) Grandpa. Also, in campaign you will hear "Bruva, I AM HEET" every time an Ork looks at him funny. The DOW series is known for lolawesome voice acting.
"you have misspent your life" damn capt'n... damn
HIs lines make our enemies rage.
Boreale: Its over Diomedes, I have the high ground
Apollo: You underestimate my power
Boreale: Dont try it!
Apollo Jumps and gets stuck
Boreale: YOU VER MAH BROTHA DIOMEDES
Apollo: BROTHA I AM PINNED HERE
*T R A I T O R S*
*F A I L U R E S*
*F O E S*
For the love of the emperor tell us where these lines are bruva
@@olivernagy5861 3:36 ,Brotha
Playing this in 0.5 speed is hilarious.
You are a genius lmao
IT IZZZZZZ THEEEE BAAAAANEEEEEBLAAAAAAADEEEEE
I'm most certain the Diomedes is actually an Angry Marine pretending to be a Blood Raven.
Steady yourself, Brother! The Galaxy is upon us!
ONWARD! TO GLORY IN BATTLE!
What, no love for "FAHSEEAH LET US DOOO IT?"
(Diomedes x Idranel is canon now, by the way.)
6:39 BANE BLADE
BAAAAAANEEEEEEBLAAAAADE
ALL SHAL FALL AND KNEEL BEFORE IT!
3:36 TRAIGHTERS, FAIHLERS, FAWS!
Mermaid Man in his Space Marine days
He rly enjoys referring to his enemies as "things" xD
For those looking for them:
6:40 (IT IS THE BANEBLADE!)
1:48 (BRUVVA I AM PINNED HERE)
3:03 (BRUVVA I AM HIT)
2:36 (CSI Diomedes)
My favourite is still Eliphas'
"This one stopped working I think..."
(sarcasm) An ambush, we are finished!
Ah! Eh Wahp Spideah
3:52 Cursed shorts of a cursed god!
Daily reminder that he was voiced by the same guy as joshua graham and the didact from halo
Wtf he voiced ironhide in fall of cybertron too?
Diomedes says most of his lines in a single multiplayer match.
A Gaurdsman squad says about 5% of their lines in a multiplayer match.
2:00 "Clitoris....Where are you? Show yourself !"
Kyras*
T'IS NOTHING!
YES IT IS THE BANEBLADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's funny actually that the same voiceactor is also the villain, Didact in Halo 4 :D You can imagine the look on my face when the whole game I waited for him to yell BEEEEEIIINBLLAAAADE! ::D
god dammit now I need The Didact just yelling Diomedes lines at Chief
IT IS TEH MASTER CHIEFFFF!
He has a unique form of intonation, he's bald, and he's shouty and several of his lines are hammy as fuck.
I'd say so!
@Gahsu As quoted by a friend of mine, "He is the spirit of Boreale here to bring stupid and less funny"
... except the fact that he SOUNDS SO FUNNY
AAH. A WARP SPIDUH.
Ah yes. I was just wondering if you were going to do anything about the new Angels of Death show in TTS.
One of his lines is essentially "Tis but a scratch", that's honestly hilarious
Guardsman: Though I am not worthy, it is the greatest of honours to serve alongside the Emperor's finest.
Astartes: MISSILE STRIKE! FROM THEM!!!
BRUVAH I AHM PEENED HEAR!
1:18 Diomedes practicing for community theatre.
I like how he engages the warp spider and then is surprised by his findings 5:07
Btw this guy is voiced by the same guy who voiced Joshua Graham in New Vegas
Though on the other side of the spectrum, Gilgamesh from multiple Final Fantasy titles
In a sense, Gilgamesh is Captain Diomedes but played straight as a cartoon character
Holy crap, Joshua Graham got even more badass somehow.
3:37"Traitors ... Failures ... FOES"
damn he is just 110% effort this guy.
This pleases me greatly.
We can't expect the Emperor to do all the work.
That vehicle is *Sunglasses* Halted.
I really wish Boreale had as many voice lines as Diomedes got.
6:12 Targeting Vastroyan?
@Gahsu They're just haters man, Keith is one of the best voice actors in the business, and sure what they gave him was a bit rushed, but that's hardly his fault. His voice acting of Azrael in Darksiders was really good as well.
YOU REEK OF FEAR AND FRAILTY.
I can only assume the recording booth was drenched with spittle after these lines were recorded...
The virgin Boreale vs the Chad Diomedes
AH!!! A WAHP SPIDAH!!!
3:31CHAOS LORD! YOU DIE!
4:15 You have met your match, Chaos lord!
omg 10 minutes of quotes, lol
"An easy target... for me." is my favorite Diomedes line.
That vehicle is... **Puts on helmet** halted.
Diomedes' memes have improved
you dare? You Dare?? YoU DaRe??! YOU DARE!!??? YOOOOOOOO FUCKING DAAAAAAAARE????????!!!!!!!!1!!1!1111111!11!!!11!1
4:31 he sounds like he has a big fore head and an enormous chin
@WarothDraath Because Diomedes
This voice actor acted almost all of the dark elves in skyrim
And Joshua in Fallout New Vegas
The super deluxe Diomedes play figure!
Complete with awesome BAAAANEBLAAAADE karate action!
Thank you kind sir!
I wanna buy an African Grey Parrot and play "IT IS THE BANEBLADE" again and again around it for like a week so it constantly says it. That would be hilarious.
Have you succeeded?
+firetools I'm a poor college student. Hopefully by the time that I can do this DoW will still be relevant.
+Clay Pidgeon did u doit
This must have been exhausting for the voice actor. Even listening to it makes me want to start shouting RAAAAAAAAGH!!!
That vehicle is... *Puts on glasses* halted.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
You have Captain Diomedes! :D
The Lord and Savior. DIOMEDES!
His battle brothers must have him muted in chat.