5 Pitches That Left The Dragons COMPLETELY Bewildered | COMPILATION | Dragons’ Den

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  • Bewildered, flabbergasted, confused, there can be some really unusual pitches in the Den...
    Virtual Puppets 00:00
    Scents Of Time 10:55
    Fellas 26:14
    The Big O 36:04
    Bizzy Bitz 46:14
    An international sensation, Dragon's Den features entrepreneurs pitching for investment in the Den from our Dragons, five venture capitalists willing to invest their own money in exchange for equity.
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  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    My favourite part of Dragons Den, is when Peter Jones asks a relatively simple question but gets a strange answer, and gives a gobsmacked expression while looking at the other dragons.

    • @kassidyj97
      @kassidyj97 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @younishijazi4986
      @younishijazi4986 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      lol literally happens every episode

    • @NoContextRDH
      @NoContextRDH 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hahaha

    • @quattro4944
      @quattro4944 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He’s also quite clever to listen to other dragons offer first then overbid them ^^

    • @AndrewLuke
      @AndrewLuke 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's literally dripping in repugnance, vitriol and unearned entitlement. I wouldn't invest in her. Even watching that clip makes my skin crawl.

  • @msmyrk
    @msmyrk ปีที่แล้ว +937

    I love how much the goblin looks like it's sulking whenever the dragons are criticising him.

    • @annacarter6559
      @annacarter6559 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's editing

    • @tabbi888
      @tabbi888 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was so poorly made kit was a joke. Both my daughters run their own businesses making both 3d and 2d models for live streaming. All are so much more complex that that thing and even the facial tracking was poor in comparison . He had no hair physics or clothing movements, and they're not even the best by any means although still above average and doing well enough to live off it.

    • @MatthiasTTV
      @MatthiasTTV ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@tabbi888 Okay? This is from 2007; your daughters have it much easier with modern technology.

    • @billbob9142
      @billbob9142 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@tabbi888 dumb comment

    • @gaaraxnaru
      @gaaraxnaru ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@tabbi888 Dude... did you really think this video was from the past decade? Seems like you just want to brag about your daughters.

  • @atomato5378
    @atomato5378 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Imagine starting an olive business near-enough to spain, a massive, MASSIVE consumer of olives, and then you go on national television and acuse all Spaniards of being scoundrels. What a proper knober. Poor Clarkson

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m Portuguese, my country is one of the biggest olive and olive related products in the world and was baffled at this lady’s awfulness.
      I’d rather go without olive oil- and virtually all Portuguese cuisine uses a lot of it- than buy ANYTHING from her.

    • @Lincolntowncoupe
      @Lincolntowncoupe ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The best thing that probably ever happened to him was her leaving him. Which is what really happened.

    • @dontbedummy8101
      @dontbedummy8101 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is not even hot. Why would he go after her...

    • @mark5071
      @mark5071 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dontbedummy8101 Do you think Clarkson is hot?

    • @belykwater5601
      @belykwater5601 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@dontbedummy8101 She's hotter than he is

  • @LitteJeanie
    @LitteJeanie ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    I think the virtual puppet guys made a big mistake using a dodgy looking gremlin thing - whenever he's saying something earnestly, it's giving a side eye and looking devious lol. Should have picked a happy character with a pleasing colour.

    • @academicace
      @academicace ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Or an anime character. Seems like they're a good way to go these days.

    • @TheWatchernator
      @TheWatchernator ปีที่แล้ว +18

      shudda gone with a furrey - or a little pony

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      It's technology that already existed at the time and with far better implementation.
      The "characters" costing £8000 is INSANE. Even somebody with a bit of experience in blender could've knocked up a better rag doll model for probably £100 freelance.

    • @garsm2290
      @garsm2290 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Agree, it reminded me of Nigel Farage.

    • @MrTraherne
      @MrTraherne ปีที่แล้ว +55

      To me the main issue is it just looked cheap and outdated. Like somehting you'd see on a budget computer game circa 2005.

  • @harrydavey9884
    @harrydavey9884 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    The perfume idea is genius tbh. To sell a scent that can be attached to a huge name like Cleopatra with zero cost for the rights is huge, if I were this guy, I'd have pitched the idea to the big perfume brands, because they've got the marketing to make it desirable.

    • @Keiji555
      @Keiji555 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Or, pitch it to museums and historians, cause if he's reverse engineered the perfumes of historical events and people, that is something that needs to be considered extremely intelligent, and genius.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I found it actually quite interesting. To bad the company didn't survive

    • @kevindunlap5525
      @kevindunlap5525 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius failure, actually. Anyone can make up any story they want about Cleopatra and claim that they reverse engineered it. It's nonsense. Proven in the real world.

    • @monkeyhouse1672
      @monkeyhouse1672 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Operating in the industry, I can tell you that there are well established brands like 'Histoire de Parfums' who reside in the niche perfumery vertical. They produce products that are based on historical events, characters and so on. You also have other brands like Zoologist who produce fragrances based on the habitats of animals (!) - and to someone like myself who enjoys the transportative of perfume - these kinds of fragrances last longer, have more character and development in their DNA than the generic 'teen Axe body spray' vibes of Dior, Bulgari and so on.

    • @Keiji555
      @Keiji555 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@monkeyhouse1672 I may not like perfume (Strong fragrances seem to give me trouble breathing) but the history behind such perfumes. I'm a huge history buff. (So is my family. Sometimes our movie nights are history documentaries.

  • @seancharlie8476
    @seancharlie8476 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    If I was given a pound for everytime Theo mentioned his children's inheritance I'd be a millionaire

    • @cornellkirk8946
      @cornellkirk8946 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You’d have £37 by the time he left the show

    • @ouroborostechnologies696
      @ouroborostechnologies696 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How original.

    • @seancharlie8476
      @seancharlie8476 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@ouroborostechnologies696 grow up 🙄

    • @janlassen6101
      @janlassen6101 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If I was given a Pound/Dollar for every time someone said = '' If I was given a Pound Dollar for every time...''
      Then i would be able to buy a Tesla with Cash.

    • @Mr.Chicken
      @Mr.Chicken ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@janlassen6101 only a Tesla?

  • @spydurrs8689
    @spydurrs8689 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The olive lady downed a bottle and smoked a joint before getting off that elevator 😂

    • @xCupressocyparis
      @xCupressocyparis ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, if she had smoked a decent joint I don't think she could have been that unpleasant and standoffish afterwards. Speaking from personal experience 😅
      Booze or coke maybe?

    • @curtissea5340
      @curtissea5340 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

    • @sallyjones4557
      @sallyjones4557 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i think its jeremey clarkeson ex wife

    • @ivygoode586
      @ivygoode586 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jeremy Clarkson was married to her for 6 months and she's spent the rest of her life hounding him for money and affection

  • @noamjen
    @noamjen ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Me watching The Big O lady walking up the stairs: Ah, a classic.....

  • @nudemares8288
    @nudemares8288 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    You know it's a bad idea when Theo starts saying "You're not going to take my children's inheritance"

  • @georgewindsor2667
    @georgewindsor2667 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "i was using baby wipes on my sons bits and pieces 25 years ago" lol thanks for the shoutout mom, not embarrassing at all lol

  • @hossywoof
    @hossywoof ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Olive lady was hilarious.....the sort of person that goes to the airport and says at the desk 'do you know who I am?' and the front desk person asks her colleague 'this person has forgotten her name....lets help her'.

    • @lachmack8967
      @lachmack8967 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      it was Jeremy Clarksons ex-wife!

    • @fourlamb1
      @fourlamb1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lachmack8967
      Was it really?

    • @JanahanBalasingham
      @JanahanBalasingham ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@fourlamb1 yes

    • @gc7820
      @gc7820 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus, if he didn’t want to put the cash into it or brand it himself then he must’ve had real faith in her ability or was him not fronting the cash up part of the reason to split or was it just her sparkling personality? 😂

    • @JanahanBalasingham
      @JanahanBalasingham ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gc7820 They split long before this happened. She left him after 6 months of marriage for his best friend. Then she claimed she was having an affair with him for many years while he was remarried. Anyway, this show happened post divorce.

  • @youremumgay710
    @youremumgay710 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Old episodes of dragons den will always be a delight to watch

    • @mackenzietoscan3602
      @mackenzietoscan3602 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It went downhill when their the elevator

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Because of Duncan, Theo, James, Richard, them lads were the OGs

    • @joesmith831
      @joesmith831 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Duval-In-The-Wall yeh best line up was Duncan, Theo, Peter and Deborah with either Richard or James

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joesmith831
      Easily

    • @adamcarlin8241
      @adamcarlin8241 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joesmith831agreed

  • @twizzian
    @twizzian ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The arrogant Olive selling hair flicker is always worth a second watch 😂

    • @xCupressocyparis
      @xCupressocyparis ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, it's always entertaining to watch an unpleasant pitcher go down in flames. Apart from the woman's obvious offensiveness, that hair-flicking tic is so off-putting!

    • @Hugomad2
      @Hugomad2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She is Jeremy clarkson ex-wife

    • @johnhewett9483
      @johnhewett9483 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      only trouble is everytime i watch her i get more and more infuriated.

    • @turbowank16v
      @turbowank16v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@Hugomad2 buy she said her name is alex hall.

  • @segsb7085
    @segsb7085 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    James Caan actually gave the virtual puppet guy a good idea...he should have given up trying to make more and instead used the one he already had for children's parties. Start up a business where he entertains kids with his virtual puppet. That would have been a really fun and unique experience for children back then. And he would have made the money he already put in back and then some.

    • @MuslimChocolatier
      @MuslimChocolatier ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly!

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There are many applications for it, but the thing is they should have known them

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly what I thought.

    • @SaraMKay
      @SaraMKay 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That idea died in the 90s with Gacy, I‘m afraid

  • @tangatawhenua1477
    @tangatawhenua1477 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    It's so funny that the cartoon filter stayed apart of the pitch 🤣 catching his expressions in the background made my viewing experience so much better 😆. The only thing that could've topped that off is if they walked out, forgot it was on and the cartoon started having a tantrum and started cussing the dragons out 😂😂😂

    • @_ATW_
      @_ATW_ ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh man that would have been absolutely HILARIOUS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zxylo786
      @zxylo786 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao that would've been hilarious

    • @MountainAbyss
      @MountainAbyss 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @curtissea5340
      @curtissea5340 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

    • @themug406
      @themug406 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A part not apart

  • @darklordojeda
    @darklordojeda ปีที่แล้ว +57

    It felt like the goblin was in court fighting for his very existence. Unfortunately for him, I believe, he only exists in the remnants of these Dragon's Den episodes. So long, Shrack!

  • @tweisbek2
    @tweisbek2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I love Deborah for how even though she was extremely frustrated at the perfumist, she took care to say that she still thought he was competent in his subject and an honest man. She can be quite tough but never in a way like she's trying to cause a whole scene or needlessly hurt someone

  • @pimpozza
    @pimpozza ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Sadly, Scents of Time folded 5 years later.
    _"The company suspended its internet sales in January 2012 and closed down at the end of April 2012, after donating all remaining stock to charitable organizations. It cited a weak worldwide economy and marketing competition from celebrity-endorsed fragrances._

    • @jarednil69
      @jarednil69 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well you can say the scent is from the "Titanic or Cleopatra", but how can the customer know that for sure? Or care?

    • @pimpozza
      @pimpozza ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jarednil69 My thoughts exactly, Jared

    • @team3383
      @team3383 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jarednil69 Because I SAY SO ..... didn't you LISTEN you young BRAT.

    • @Technicallyimright
      @Technicallyimright ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s like wanting a backstory for your toothpaste….stfu and let me brush my teeth.

    • @TheWatchernator
      @TheWatchernator ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jarednil69 it's just something to stand out against the rest - but they should then really stand out by smelling differently or using different base than alcohol or water.
      Then you'd find a niche.

  • @aidanlynn
    @aidanlynn ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Wish the Kitchen Nightmares admin ran the Dragons Den channel.

    • @bettyshabazz4092
      @bettyshabazz4092 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes omg the titles would be epic!!😂

  • @jinart123
    @jinart123 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    That puppet suit could have been a useful way of getting motion capture in areas outside the studios. Almost two decade's later we have gear like the Rokoko Smartsuit Pro II that lets you perform full body capture with no external sensor for $2700 right now. They sold the idea poorly and it was too expensive outside AA or AAA studios of the time.

    • @davidgraham8058
      @davidgraham8058 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They generally don't like investing in tech where there is no patent for the technology because the big players would have done it already. In any case, there must be developing in tech now that seems so far ahead of its time.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I was a producer in the games industry for 13 years. Video game companies, one of the largest markets for mocap, wouldn't want this. It doesn't have enough sensors for smooth, full facial movement (only the bare minimum for mobility and rudimentary lip sync), plus you can get a very good quality mocap suit that'll get you state of the art articulation for half of what they're asking.
      Furthermore, they have to provide the virtual puppet, not you. No development studio would ever buy this system.

    • @foryourlugsonly
      @foryourlugsonly ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WobblesandBean yeah this was pre suits bruh.

    • @RENZEENO
      @RENZEENO ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@WobblesandBean this was aired 07 but even then they had nocap suits so they would always go with that option

    • @lucianodenobrega5319
      @lucianodenobrega5319 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The virtual puppets is ahead of its own time but its more work to put in there to make any invrstor viable.

  • @WinstonBuford
    @WinstonBuford ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Big O woman turned up like she didnt want to be there, im sure no-one forced her, yet turns up in a stinker like the dragons are inconveniencing her, crazy

    • @oliprj8676
      @oliprj8676 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yes. You can see why her and Jeremy Clarkson were once attracted to each other

    • @WinstonBuford
      @WinstonBuford ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oliprj8676 oh wow, i thought she looked familiar! cheers 4 the headsup

  • @peepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepoo
    @peepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepoo ปีที่แล้ว +93

    They don’t call him Theo the fetus for nothing. Always talking about his kids

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat ปีที่แล้ว

      I really hope he stiffs them when he pops his clogs aahahahahha

    • @peepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepoo
      @peepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepoo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anyexpat hope he stiffs you with his dingus

    • @shaqyardie8105
      @shaqyardie8105 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @andraspongracz5996
    @andraspongracz5996 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    27:00 the silence after that creepy joke was so cold and rigid you could lean your bike against it.

  • @maniraptavia4008
    @maniraptavia4008 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    12 children! They certainly DO have Busy Bits!

  • @ShaunFitz100
    @ShaunFitz100 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    That Big O lady needs Rory out hunting for olives for her.

    • @tomtalks23
      @tomtalks23 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Olives, the seaweed of Spain.

    • @baders087
      @baders087 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know you’ve watched too many of these when you understood these references

  • @noamjen
    @noamjen ปีที่แล้ว +76

    the Fellas dude should've also came up with a machine to sell them for 50p at night clubs

    • @canadajointops
      @canadajointops ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Much better idea

    • @canadajointops
      @canadajointops ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This guy threw himself into the fire, but he's also his own worst enemy.

    • @psims7342
      @psims7342 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@canadajointops cos of the sweaty plums?

    • @petertownley7296
      @petertownley7296 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      n...t wipes for men lol horrific idea

    • @HankHill1
      @HankHill1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@petertownley7296 Tell that to Dude Wipes.. Huge company.. lol. and got funding in Shark Tank I believe

  • @anyexpat
    @anyexpat ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The Big O should be called Angry Olives

    • @ironchef8000
      @ironchef8000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Certainly not Spanish Olives 😂

  • @davidgraham8058
    @davidgraham8058 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I laughed when Deborah screamed 'oh, just give me one!' 😂

  • @aldoushuxley5953
    @aldoushuxley5953 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Scents of time was a really cool idea.
    I would have bought it

  • @OliverDobbs
    @OliverDobbs ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Goblin mode” is Oxford’s phrase of the year. I see why.

    • @scottwild40
      @scottwild40 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great pick up there man I see you

  • @ceeleegee825
    @ceeleegee825 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The "Fellas" guy should have honed in on the fact that the wipes are individually wrapped....so when a guy goes out, he takes a couple of condoms, and a couple of "Fellas". He's then totally ready!

    • @drsnova7313
      @drsnova7313 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I felt this was the key use case for them, but he was dancing around this, too shy to say "They are for having a reasonably clean dick before a drunken one-night-stand" when one of the dragon said he doesn't know what they're for.

    • @ceeleegee825
      @ceeleegee825 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@drsnova7313 Yep. Been a couple of times when Fellas would have been appreciated lol

    • @reggers138
      @reggers138 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Exactly this! I feel like it was a good concept, but he pitched it wrong. He pushed the appeal of individual wipes to people who don't need individual wipes like truck drivers who can benefit from a pack (which he should also want to sell). Individual wipes to fit in your wallet for those unexpected encounters (or mishaps) would be a great selling point, and giving them a more appealing scent than a baby wipe is where you have the edge in the market.

  • @amandadonaldson8748
    @amandadonaldson8748 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I think the virtual character is a fun idea. But like many things that get proposed on this show, there is a difference between a fun small business idea, and what the Dragons think is worth investing thousands of pounds in.

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO ปีที่แล้ว +4

      very true. and the technology at the time was just too expensive. Online now lots of people use virtual characters for pretty much anything but its also because its pretty cheap to do. You can get a webcam and pay an artist anywhere from 30 up to a few hundred for some nice art (depending on the quality you want and movement).
      plus VR totally replaced whatever get-up the guy he had on too. I wonder what the guy thinks of things like VR chat- where anyone at all can buy a decent headset for under a grand and have a model made of pretty much anything. Most VR headsets come with arm movement now too

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He should have gone to Japan.
      Vocaloid is absolutely huge, even back then. If he could license the technology to Vocaloid alone, he’d be rich.

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nocturnalux the problem with that is that vocaloid might have been big enough to do something like that without his help. so, yes they COULD have possibly paid him a lot. But i'm still skeptical that they would have.
      I also have zero idea how the rigging works or if they own other models, but there's also the possibility that his equipment doesn't have a full body version, maybe it would have worked but at least most Vocaloid things i've seen have MIku's full body in it. what's the use in buying equipment that you'll have to spend a good chunk of money altering and changing if you can just use what already works.
      the dude just suffered from a good idea done badly, i don't think there was a lot that could save it, not even Miku.

    • @tfwansh
      @tfwansh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@GwyndolinOwOdon't even need an vr at this point, you can do this with your smartphone face cam with ai now.

    • @nahumbolt86
      @nahumbolt86 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They shouldn't have sold it at 20 thousand pounds. They should have sold it at cost and then made their money through developing different characters. Or renting out some redeveloped characters.

  • @alonelywitch4042
    @alonelywitch4042 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dude should try to get his “revived perfumes” in Ren fairs, cons, and such.

    • @chiqers
      @chiqers ปีที่แล้ว

      sadly his company went defunct in 2012

  • @CashColorCannabis
    @CashColorCannabis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Wet wipes dude was gonna cry 😂

  • @timothyriehm5967
    @timothyriehm5967 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    In my opinion the perfume guy actual made a good presentation. Pretty clear, direct and to the point. And all of the dragons had there nose in the air from the beginning. Believe he was treated a bit harshly and was scoffed at. I liked the idea and would be interested to see what they fragrances were like. Very cool.

    • @jaredburgess8381
      @jaredburgess8381 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In the end he secured two dragons and his investment which was good. Some of these people who think more scientifically it mathematically can struggle a little more with communicating - definitely not all, that's not a reflection of all science/maths boffins - but he got there in the end. I agree they he was onto something. I think it's fascinating to imagine the fragrance that Cleopatra wore or other historically significant fragrances. Hope he made it work.

    • @idkjames
      @idkjames 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I agree. Also side note. Dealt with Spanish suppliers before too and never had a good. Not saying all are that way but just my experience. Vietnam was way better

    • @luciusoglesby2469
      @luciusoglesby2469 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think it worked out well because he wasn’t thinking big enough and the dragons weren’t quite listening actively to the dude cause he wasn’t charismatic lol

    • @themug406
      @themug406 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      their*

    • @timothyriehm5967
      @timothyriehm5967 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @themug406 no I think ill levae it just like that. What are you an English teacher. This is the enternet dude not the classroom.

  • @jpeters1734
    @jpeters1734 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ouch that puppet response was brutal

    • @xCupressocyparis
      @xCupressocyparis ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I felt a bit sorry for the guy; I hope he's doing ok for himself even if he is still selling puppets on the streets. But I have to agree with the Dragons that the motion-capture product was just a mildly amusing novelty with little business potential.

    • @draculastraphouse7863
      @draculastraphouse7863 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When Duncan told him to keep selling puppets in the street, that was the most brutal part in my opinion, but the idea was pretty bad so someone had to say it

  • @Drenwickification
    @Drenwickification ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That woman who slagged off the Spanish has to be the most horrible person I’ve ever seen on the Den 😂

    • @Hugomad2
      @Hugomad2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      She is Jeremy clarkson ex-wife

    • @adrianconnew5309
      @adrianconnew5309 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Really the Spanish aren't much

    • @Drenwickification
      @Drenwickification 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Hugomad2 I thought you were kidding but she actually is haha what

    • @Deadrum
      @Deadrum หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Hugomad2what a horrible fun- fact lmao

  • @mitchellbrown9378
    @mitchellbrown9378 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The Big O lady’s pitch makes my blood boil every time I watch it hahaha

    • @rickysmyth
      @rickysmyth ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Whys that? She is divorced from Jeremy Clarkson so yes she must have been no saint but thats her private life

    • @AynOtori
      @AynOtori ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rickysmyth i can see why he divorced her.

    • @DovahFett
      @DovahFett ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AynOtori He divorced her because she left him for one of his friends six months into the marriage.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@rickysmyth "that's her personal life" you say after disclosing her personal life to us.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The O-ring woman, just the worst.

  • @chrisgitaka2553
    @chrisgitaka2553 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I swear the next time theo says "my children's inheritance" i will personally make sure they get it sooner than he thinks!!!!😠

    • @seancharlie8476
      @seancharlie8476 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please do 😏

    • @hithisthers7214
      @hithisthers7214 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @ukseverestormchaser
      @ukseverestormchaser ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There should be some kind of warning similar that that of swearing where you can skip watching any video that contains Theo saying the words "my children's inheritance"

    • @sallysinger1058
      @sallysinger1058 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha I know what a smug horror he is

    • @romancatholicword528
      @romancatholicword528 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ll have his kids inheritance because I could do with a few million !

  • @farhanhasan2926
    @farhanhasan2926 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I am cracking up that they made the guy go behind the screen 😂😂😂

  • @GeoGuy388
    @GeoGuy388 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The way Duncan mocked Deborah in the most petty way at 51:03 had me in stitches. 🤣🤣

    • @michaelmattingley5117
      @michaelmattingley5117 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's rubbish funny duncan

    • @DJcyberslash
      @DJcyberslash 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lmao I didn't even notice

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That first one is just comedy gold haha

  • @thegodcalzs
    @thegodcalzs ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I guess to a guy who sells puppets for a living, he probably thinks “who WOULDNT want a puppet!”

    • @grandexporter
      @grandexporter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wef in davos would def buy puppets and the puppet master

    • @thegodcalzs
      @thegodcalzs ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grandexporter 100%

    • @Deadrum
      @Deadrum หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@grandexporterconsider it a two-for-one deal 😂

  • @reneecarter6702
    @reneecarter6702 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the gent with the perfumery. It’s a niche market, but I’m totally into collecting vintage or antique perfumes and colognes.

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    That lady with the Olives seem to have all the things the Dragons look for, a unique product with patents in place, but she completely turned them off with her attitude and not answering direct questions.

    • @Deadrum
      @Deadrum หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ik lol talk about self-sabotage 😂

  • @mollym4005
    @mollym4005 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Instead of selling the puppet product, they should rent it. Just use the one they have and either do events themselves and/or rent it out for events. And have more characters for free. That way, they don't have to spend 10k everytime they make it.

  • @TheClapton2
    @TheClapton2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I thought this perfume idea was absolutely brilliant! And i do think he made a C+ performance, so fairly good actually.

  • @stenbak88
    @stenbak88 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    The fellas wipes were explained terribly. It’s a perfect product to have one or two in your pocket bc you can’t take around the pack of baby wipes in a suit

    • @TehLiveRs
      @TehLiveRs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This made me instantly think of dude wipes.
      Same thing but they're for the U.S market, importable too

    • @Magido89
      @Magido89 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should have presented an idea of additional products under this brand. Male cosmetic products are huge now

  • @TheManInBlueFlames
    @TheManInBlueFlames ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That perfume idea was GENIUS.

    • @chrisb3189
      @chrisb3189 ปีที่แล้ว

      How? Getting patents on the fragrances?

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I genuinely want a bespoke perfume!
      Edit: Aaaaaand they went defunct in 2012. Damn.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I too think it was genius, the problem was it would've taken a HUGE marketing push from an established brand. He should've patented 10 major fragrances, then taken them to the big brands for them to sell.

    • @drsnova7313
      @drsnova7313 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WobblesandBean Went on the archived website. Really bizarre: For those who want to know how their fragrances smell, they give a list of other commercially available products to try.
      Imagine Some new fast food joint going "Our new burger sort of tastes like a Whopper, so if you happen to be near a Burger King, try that one".

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Big O lady is in every compilation

    • @bettyshabazz4092
      @bettyshabazz4092 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cause she's so awkward😂

    • @Hugomad2
      @Hugomad2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She is Jeremy clarkson ex-wife

  • @Ch39470
    @Ch39470 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love love love the perfume idea. It seems like he unfortunately entered the den too early but I hope he was able to get it off the ground because I’d love to buy a bottle!!

    • @ianc8999
      @ianc8999 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Business failed 5 years later, and never made a significant amount of money sadly.

  • @MatecaCorp
    @MatecaCorp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The “Bizzy Bits” thing is a neat idea, but for any construction toy to be successful it has to either be compatible with LEGO or have a massive collection of unique parts. The reason LEGO and LEGO compatible products sell so well is because they have that universal system, and startups with their own unique idea just can’t compete with that variety.

  • @toastyod8233
    @toastyod8233 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Man I feel awful for the guy that sold his house.

    • @KerloTech
      @KerloTech ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a shame really, I looked up on Amazon and Manscaped is selling individually wrapped ball wipes.

  • @ShadowfinderMusic
    @ShadowfinderMusic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Virtual puppets came 15 years before metaverse. Wow.

    • @shaynalange7488
      @shaynalange7488 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And those iphone avatars

    • @final_animal
      @final_animal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes, but they only became popular when they were free for everyone to use, not when they cost 28k.

  • @strenter
    @strenter ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Fellas did not leave with nothing.
    He left with some wisdom. 😁

    • @MIS315
      @MIS315 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I doubt he absorbed their advice

    • @AH-te5gs
      @AH-te5gs ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MIS315 Company folded in 2015.

    • @Testikillz
      @Testikillz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AH-te5gs Did it though? I did a google and it said they turned over $25 million this year, I thought that sounded off the mark though

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Theo & Peter went on that perfume journey for fun to be honest, they knew it was doomed.

  • @SparrowHawk2009
    @SparrowHawk2009 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Richard Farleigh could have played James Bond.

  • @jakecooper5855
    @jakecooper5855 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Whilst that virtual puppet idea would have become redundant within a few years of this pitch due to AI being able to do the same thing, I'm sure the novelty could have made a little money. But they needed a hiring model rather than a sales model. I think many businesses would have been open to spending 1500 for a one day hire. They would need to have a decent number of characters programmed that gives the businesses options to choose from. Most businesses don't have a character mascot of their own and wouldn't need a custom made one.

    • @OBalagee
      @OBalagee ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think that was their point too. They wanted to charge 20.000 + 8.000 for it to get some profit. Dragons said, that is just not fisable.

    • @ifwecouldvote
      @ifwecouldvote ปีที่แล้ว

      very good point

    • @NoddyTT
      @NoddyTT ปีที่แล้ว

      T

    • @stephenhosking7384
      @stephenhosking7384 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great observation - they just needed a hiring business model, rather than buying, to be plausible.

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While working for the company then the contract means they own it all, but not copyright so can be copied by anyone (from orig) but he cant do it due to contract.

  • @Uvray
    @Uvray ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Duncan: "When I buy a perfume for my lady I buy one I like."
    Not one his lady likes then?

  • @chilled99
    @chilled99 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The green character talking along all through the pitch was funny

  • @starb0rn
    @starb0rn ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Duncan said Bizzy Bitz was just bits of plastic, well the same could be said about Lego and they're hugely successful -_-

  • @KeenyKeenz
    @KeenyKeenz ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Fellas guy had no idea how to pitch that. I felt bad for him. It's not a bad idea and is a legit market segment.

  • @sizablekoala6879
    @sizablekoala6879 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That first one reminded me of that one episode of Black Mirror.

    • @jamesfleet3377
      @jamesfleet3377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came here for this comment. I agree!

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol yup. "Waldo". That's the EXACT contraption that guy used in the episode 🤣

  • @Vespa_92
    @Vespa_92 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Big O lady was married to Jeremy Clarkson. All businesses she set up have all been dissolved

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We needed a flow light to guide us through this mess

    • @scottwild40
      @scottwild40 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mall Parking

    • @scottwild40
      @scottwild40 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ill listen to you Derrick

  • @johnennis4586
    @johnennis4586 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I would like to see the year each clip was released. Gives it more perspective.

  • @fugazicoverband
    @fugazicoverband 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    7:14 the sad face on the puppet haha

    • @airguntherapy8665
      @airguntherapy8665 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Glad someone else noticed 😂

  • @MysticalGesture
    @MysticalGesture ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The most important part of a pitch is know your numbers ( sales , customer count and average sales)

  • @AnythingGasoline
    @AnythingGasoline ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Peter is a giant! @25:00 how he just towers over the other two guys lol

    • @JenniMeer
      @JenniMeer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Peter is 6’ 7”!! 😱

  • @findinghappiness4800
    @findinghappiness4800 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Honestly I could see the perfume one being really popular among history buffs.. I kind of what to see if I could get one 😅

  • @Vespa_92
    @Vespa_92 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fellas dissolved in 2015 if anyone's interested

  • @LunaDelTuna
    @LunaDelTuna 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2007 England: No one is going to spend $20,000 on a virtual character to entertain children
    2007 Japan: Hatsune Miku is born

  • @TyroClint
    @TyroClint 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    On the virtual puppet bit, I’m surprised they never mentioned anything about the video game companies

  • @theunemployedtrucker
    @theunemployedtrucker 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The bizzy bits couple have been doing way too much acid 😂😂😂

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Theo the Fetus is always thinking of his children's inheritance

  • @shaytheswift_4327
    @shaytheswift_4327 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    The price point of virtual puppet was a little crazy, but with the way V-tubing has picked up traction recently, I can't help but feel like it may have been a missed opportunity.

    • @pupplemupple
      @pupplemupple 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they would have killed for it

    • @ericforsyth
      @ericforsyth 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      This pitch was made when TH-cam was just entering the mainstream and its most-viewed video was The Evolution of Dance (two years before Charlie Bit My Finger overtook it). Livestreaming was a few years from even beginning to bubble, and V-tubers were almost a decade away. There's no way anyone could have broadcast that puppet thing live. Also not sure they'd want to be strapped up to that thing whilst streaming for hours everyday.

    • @pupplemupple
      @pupplemupple 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      was this aired in 2007? @@ericforsyth

    • @TheDirtysouthfan
      @TheDirtysouthfan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They didn't seem to have an issue with the concept, the problem was that the proposal had the concept but no business plan. Seriously, no market research, no detailed plan for who's going to buy it, no concept of how to run a business, just straight up "here's this gimmick, it might make money". He should've spent more time on his own, marketing it to people, trying to devise use cases, got some sales and use cases before going onto the den.

    • @final_animal
      @final_animal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How many V Tubers can afford 28k on a puppet? The dragons said they liked it but the market was too small and the price was too high (and, indeed, this technology only became popular among streamers once it became available to everyone for free, which again would have killed this business)

  • @kmlumd44
    @kmlumd44 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I only watch this for the dumb entrepreneurs, the poor products, the demoralizing roasts from the dragons, and the sadness of the exits

    • @christineoleary3862
      @christineoleary3862 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Additional fun in identifying potential serial killers. You know who you are.

  • @comawhite3357
    @comawhite3357 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fun Fact - The BIG O Lady is Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gears ex wife

  • @Dinapus_Olsen
    @Dinapus_Olsen ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you, Dag!
    Greetings from spanish-norwegian in Norway :)

  • @glyberajones4031
    @glyberajones4031 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I felt sorry for the fellas bloke, seemed like a nice guy

  • @arakkaramoon586
    @arakkaramoon586 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The virtual puppet is genuine muppet. What a ridiculous idea 😂😂

    • @HughSmith
      @HughSmith 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you saying mocap is a terrible idea !!!

    • @arakkaramoon586
      @arakkaramoon586 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @HughSmith yes I am. I brilliant idea doesn't have hundreds of other companies doing the same principle but in a better, easier way. Why do you think the guy that owns majority didn't turn up....cos he new the response lol

    • @HughSmith
      @HughSmith 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arakkaramoon586 when this show aired the mocap was being done very badly at the cost of $100ks. it's a dumb idea NOW but back then it was worth a look. The dragons don't invest in anything that they don't understand ( good general advice) but they did not need to humiliate the guy

  • @dachronicalalittlebitofeve6630
    @dachronicalalittlebitofeve6630 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Once they have to take a deep breath and try to remember a pitch Duncan’s face is always the same, he smirks and then blows out his cheeks 😂 he may aswell not be here 😂

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair he also was the one to directly confront the olive woman about her racism lol. I feel like you're very much reducing the entirety of his contribution to a few moments.

  • @fizzlingggg
    @fizzlingggg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i actually liked the scents of time pitch!! i’d love to try them out, they seem lovely & so does david

  • @michaelmattingley5117
    @michaelmattingley5117 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Duncan with the olives lady I don't know why you were given ears lol😅😅

  • @speedofsoundgaming7693
    @speedofsoundgaming7693 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Geeze I didn't know Peter was like 86 feet tall.

  • @chrisvillan88
    @chrisvillan88 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The first one is up there with that lights on a pole thing, except it doesn't mimic the traffic flow

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "We have this goblin. It's amber in color. Notice how he is flailing his arms in the direction of traffic..."

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Theo always goes to "my children's inheritance".

    • @88trapordie
      @88trapordie ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s why he’s theo thef fetus

  • @gamewithadam7235
    @gamewithadam7235 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God Bless Hilary. She seemed like a very nice woman.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She was a sweetheart! I miss her so much 😢

  • @Nocturnalux
    @Nocturnalux ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Puppet thing would sell in Japan. Tweak it some, and even with the bulky suit, if they could get it licensed to anime specific events and even better, to Vocaloid-like types, it’d be a huge hit.
    These days I’m sure it can be done without the suit but if they had taken it to Japan at the time, I can see it becoming huge.

    • @paulfranklin8636
      @paulfranklin8636 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goi look elswhere on TH-cam - search for Shinjuku 3D advertising board.....that puppet thing is pathetic

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulfranklin8636 Again, this was a long time ago. It wouldn’t sell now but back then? It might very well have.

    • @jackievalencia9332
      @jackievalencia9332 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was also thinking to market that one to theaters and film schools and stuff. Like the genie from Aladdin. The performer was great, but it was weird just being a normal guy caked in blue makeup. Or the Wizard of Oz, he was clearly animated, voiced, and made to work on stage by all different people. No chemistry at all. I think he was the director's first CGI pancake.

  • @ellessandraramsay1841
    @ellessandraramsay1841 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    David used all the money he made selling puppets to build that exo skeleton.

  • @at0micsheep
    @at0micsheep ปีที่แล้ว +29

    So you buy the puppet for £20k to use at a party or reception, but then you'd need to employ someone to operate it surely?
    The same person you employ could have simply been an actual receptionist or child's entertainer and thus making the puppet redundant no?

    • @zy510
      @zy510 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In my opinion, it wouldn't be redundant. For kids the novelty is speaking to and interacting with a cartoon. At the time when this was filmed we had children's party entertainers but this cartoon technology was unheard of and kids would've loved it. In fact, I think even today it would be quite profitable, but even more so back then.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm certain the right market would've been zoos and museums for children's educational tours.

  • @benbastianiartmusic1421
    @benbastianiartmusic1421 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dragons Den producers: We need a narrator to tell the audience what is happening during each pitch.
    Me: 5:56

  • @danlievi7587
    @danlievi7587 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    imagine if the Goblin guy asked to come out they were like "no stay there", "can I turn the voice off?" "no keep it on"

  • @Rawdog4Lyfe
    @Rawdog4Lyfe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alex's sighs through the start of her pitch kill me every time. 😂

  • @gcoyne8078
    @gcoyne8078 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The Fellas wipes guy Colin was years too early but spot on. Dude Wipes are wipes marketed for men and were recently valued at over $300 million

  • @cosy1914
    @cosy1914 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The puppets could have been used in Westminster to make a better impression than the real chaps.

  • @fightwokeism
    @fightwokeism 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the puppeteer: nobody else can make this set up.
    samsung, google, apple, microsoft, sony: hold our beers.

  • @ShariqAyazTech
    @ShariqAyazTech ปีที่แล้ว

    They did a great work and product
    And technical

  • @royfr8136
    @royfr8136 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'Busy Bits' I saw a video in the 90s called that. It wasn't about fake lego.

  • @colinthewood2348
    @colinthewood2348 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would love to know how the perfume business went, Good luck! I am a a lover of perfume and back story.