…is there a reason you can’t cold-proof pretzel dough? It’d probably make the shaping process easier, and slowing the proofing might help avoid over-proofing so you keep a tighter crumb.
ethan’s story was kind of convincing until i googled the invention of pretzels and found out that he was bullshitting the entire thing and that pretzels were invented back in 610 AD by a monk
To be honest, I thought that you were me becuase we have the same profile picture [at the moment] and I didn't remember commenting that until I looked at your name
HEY I SAW YOU ON ETHAN'S LIVE STREAM. IT WAS AN OLD ONE (the 7 year live stream but I wasn't subscribed when that happened) I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
Lol I remember I was making cinnamon rolls and by the time the dough had risen/proved to the size it should be I had NO energy to continue making them so I panicked(bc as we know it just…keeps growing until you bake it) so I just put plastic wrap over it and put it in the fridge overnight while I slept. It…was almost overflowing when I got to it and I can’t imagine how large it would’ve gotten if I hadn’t put it in the fridge
@@PanromanticDragon The same size really. Putting dough in the fridge just slows down the yeast, but eventually it rises to the same size as in room temperature.
Mark: thinks he's a professional at pretzels Ethan: thinking he would be smart to think one step further than the others Tyler: full dedication, sweat tears and blood was put into it Mark again: *MEGA PRETZEL*
7:34 - “Why are you over minding your business, bitch?” is the greatest line in all of the Markiplier Makes videos. Real talk, whenever I rewatch this video and get to this time, I rewind it and play this line dozens of times before watching the rest. 😹
Late response, but that's what I love about these too. Even though they keep bantering and competing, when they actually judge each other they don't just put each other down.
Pretzels, or pretiolas as they were first known, had their humble beginnings around 610 A.D. in the region between the south of France and northern Italy. According to historians, the pretzel is the oldest snack food known.
Ethan: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step Mark: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step Tyler: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step
Emily Olivia listen, Emily, you can chill for 5 seconds and realize people can make mistakes or not be as educated, I've never been more uncomfortable in my life reading you're comment, it's like someone being annoying
I DIED laughing at this: Tyler: Why are you still over there? Ethan: Why are you still over minding your business BITCH Mark and Tyler: *crack up and die laughing*
Post traumatic stress every time: - “we don’t have enough time” is said - Mark gets kinky with something - asking if it’s close? - Amy saving their arses in the background - Someone says “time is of the essence” - Every time they count, I can hear the clock ticking
7:35 is my FAVORITE ethan line ever and I still quote it to date “Ethan why are you still over there?” “Why are you over minding your business, bitch?”
@@loganiushere salt directly in contact with yeast will kill it, mixing it together in the dough wont but if you just throw some salt on yeast the yeast will die
@@oblivionwalker7796Fair. What my recipe calls for is to mix the yeast into like 2 cups of water, then add 1 tsp of salt (and some sugar & cooled melted butter) in and that has never killed my yeast. I'm not saying you were saying that should kill my yeast, I'm just clarifying from my original comment.
My wife and I love watching these together. She says next time, you should just throw a bunch of random ingredients on the table and see who can come up with the best thing.
@@Leafix_ When I came out as non-binary I was still really feminine presenting, so I chose one of my favorite male names and ended up being an accidental Sanders sides reference! Pretty good mistake on my part tho lol
Ethan: “I didn’t pay taxes in 2016, that’s alright.” *everyone will remember that.* Ethan, a year later: gives advice about paying taxes *everyone remembered that.*
This was so hard watching them do this! 😂 I mean Ethan was on to something by letting the dough rest, but you have to put it in a warm wet environment, and 2 you have to put it in a buttered/oiled bowl with a towel or saran rap to cover the dough. But I cringed when they didn't let the yeast proof. You always have to combine water, yeast, and sugar in a seperate bowl until the yeast is proofed enough. I know they aren't professionals, but I'm sharing tips. I make homemade breads/cinnamon rolls/beignets/etc with my grandparents. And every single time, they always do these things.
That's really cool! If I may ask, what's your favorite and least favorite thing to make with them? Cause It sounds nice to have a healthy relationship with your grandparents and making food seems like a fun way to spend some time with them :D
17:33 This proves that they’re like a mom and her 3 children. Amy: The mom Tyler: The Oldest Mark: The middle child, who has the most in common with the mom Ethan: The youngest and Favorite child.
As an Auntie Anne’s employee the only thing I’ve seen done properly is Ethan washing his hands. Watching them trying to get the twist is hilarious tho, it’s like when I train the new hires
I love how it wasn't at all scripted or implied before-hand and yet they both said the exact same thing at the exact same time as if it were a thing they practiced lmao
I thought Ethan was going to go Where did it come from? Where did it go? W H O will guide us into the sunset once the sun starts to set? All these questions answered and answered On today's show
Ethan: *murders someone and gets brought to court* The Judge: “What is your defense for murdering ____?” Ethan: *”it’s okay”* The Judge: “ah shit guess he’s free to go”
i've only paid taxes for 3 months of employment in my entire life and i'm 35 it's okay...i run a business that doesn't pay taxes at all and makes a surprising amount of money(landscaping/tree removal and trimming in Florida)
im watching these for the first time and sometimes i feel the camera crew needs a separate camera on themselves to show their reactions to the shenanigans these children get up to lmao
Ethan: *Tries to make a small story about the history of pretzels that obviously isn't true* Mark: *gets American history wrong that people physically recoil* Tyler: *TF THEY SAYIN?!*
*Ethan's Full History of Pretzels* "Pretzels: What are they? Twirly twirly birds that you grab with your hands and you.. wrap em' around. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Back in 1987; A young man named Jordan B. Prietzen walked into a kitchen and he said: "Hey! I'd like to make myself a little bit of a snack." So he grabbed some... flour He grabbed some yeast He grabbed some salt, maybe a little bit of pepper. And he went to work, pulled up his sleeves, Washed his hands as you always do before cooking a great meal. And he splashed them, into a bowl, mixing vigorously until... Out of the oven came... Something brand new! Something his eyes had never seen before.. Something that would take the 90's by storm. The pretzel had been made. And today, that's what we're doing, we're taking Jordan B. Prietzen's original recipe, And we're honoring it, And then serving it up to him, In his memory." Edit: yes thank you stop yelling me i changed the 'flower' to 'flour'
Here’s the actual history of pretzels “The pretzel's real origins are as tangled as its shape. Legend traces it to medieval Europe, where Italian monks reportedly created treats to reward schoolchildren by baking dough with arms shaped in prayer. The tradition spread through Europe, and pretzels became associated with good luck and eternal love” and that’s it
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17:31 Amy so proud of Ethan just doing his best while mark trash talks him
Amy zooming in while smiling widely is such a mom thing to do.
And that Ethan can't help but smile back was a home video moment.
Amy and Mark are Ethan's second parents
Darlene Buck aDuLt pARenTs
I swear! Ethan and Amy have such a cute friendship!
David Sempere the most wholesome part of the video ∩^ω^∩
Mark: never letting Ethan do an intro again.
....... But then came Unus Annus.
Mark agreed to do a whole new channel so that ethan could do more intros
Rip unus annus
Rip
*disclaimer song starts in the background*
Momento mori
the fact that they all know the proofing step but think the others don’t know the proofing step is so fucking funny
Yea lol
But they don't lmao. Proofing needs heat, not cold
@@myloriv thank you for saying that. I was so upset at them for putting the dough in the fridge.
@@BlankMoments me too I bake and cook quite a bit so I cringed when they did that but I have to remember this isn't what they specialize in.
…is there a reason you can’t cold-proof pretzel dough? It’d probably make the shaping process easier, and slowing the proofing might help avoid over-proofing so you keep a tighter crumb.
ethan’s story was kind of convincing until i googled the invention of pretzels and found out that he was bullshitting the entire thing and that pretzels were invented back in 610 AD by a monk
You ruined it 😭/j
Yeah they were supposed to represent childrens hands while praying
tf? what species of children lol, hands dont look like pretzels
@@Evelyn80264 humans lol. They were obviously going to look directly like praying hands but the cross on the pretzel is supposed to represent it
@Squidward With Blond Hair
Did you actually just say human hands look like pretzels? WHAT??
“why are you over-minding you business, ʙɪᴛᴄʜ“ - ethan
My favorite part
xD
7:32 (for anyone wondering lol)
also
"Yeah, you close? You close!?" Mark
To be honest, I thought that you were me becuase we have the same profile picture [at the moment] and I didn't remember commenting that until I looked at your name
16:09
Mark: “No soggy bottoms here”
Ethan & Tyler in unison: “No soggy bottoms”
They are trained well
That...
Dear god...
ArcherPro we all know they are both soggy bottoms
ArcherPro whatever happened to Tyler?
In many videos mark has been referred to as a cult leader...
Amen
Tyler: always looks angry
Ethan: ADHD personified
Mark: I W A S P O O R
Stone-face Tyler!
Aka the perfect trio
AAI TEM 😍
Tyler is not angry !!! His just look like a Greek statue
Bro this should be top comment 💀
"Why are you over minding your business bitch" is iconic but I think we're all ignoring the "watch your mouth mister" like that was quick
i mean the way he said it tho
also homestuck shall never be dead
yo homestuck gang
The Homestuck is only inside me, but I feel it all the same
When was this?
Mark: The bully
Ethan: The bullied
Tyler: The bystander
Amy: The friend of the bullied
17:31
Mark: describes Ethen
Me: 7 days to die says otherwise...
Amy is roasted by the bully
William: the man behind the slaughter
Tyler is more, “goes along with the bully because he doesn’t want to be bullied”
Hazza Satria William bit someone?
mark: no soggy bottoms here
ethan and tyler in perfect sync: n o s o g g y b o t t o m s
16:08 is the time Yw ❤️🥺
HEY I SAW YOU ON ETHAN'S LIVE STREAM. IT WAS AN OLD ONE (the 7 year live stream but I wasn't subscribed when that happened) I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
Lexie Bradford awh thank you so much!! i love yours too :))
@@rubyjayne5095 thank you!
The no soggy bottom cult
Ethan: "I'm gonna proof the dough"
Me: "YESSSS, SOMEONE FINALLY GOT IT"
Ethan: "...in the fridge!"
Me: *internal screaming*
same, I had so much hope and it was just crushed
Ahah made me wanna cry
Lol I remember I was making cinnamon rolls and by the time the dough had risen/proved to the size it should be I had NO energy to continue making them so I panicked(bc as we know it just…keeps growing until you bake it) so I just put plastic wrap over it and put it in the fridge overnight while I slept. It…was almost overflowing when I got to it and I can’t imagine how large it would’ve gotten if I hadn’t put it in the fridge
every time i watch this i die a little every time they do that lol.
@@PanromanticDragon The same size really. Putting dough in the fridge just slows down the yeast, but eventually it rises to the same size as in room temperature.
Mark,Ethan and Tyler have 3 braincells collectively.
And they all come from Tyler
Then it wouldn’t be collective
@@jakeer1554 well it'd be 0+0+3 so I think that's what they were going for there
@@Drknsl0 you’re right but the word isn’t collective it would be better to word it as “amongst them”
And the rest of the other braincells are from Amy. 😂😂😂
nah im almost certain it was just Amy donating some of her extra ones so the 3 can actually function to a certain extent for the whole video
Mark: "can you hear me?"
Eef: "I can't see"
Mark: "okay he can't hear me"
@gramp lmao EEf is heepass
@@xxgachalemonxx1343 smoke grass you call H E A P A S S
It’s too dark in here I can’t hear you
@@dannyhipolito817 if you wanna eat some a**, you call Heapass XD
eef is from [redacted] channel
I hate that Mark saying "Are you close?" gave me nostalgia.
I can hear Amy yelling "CUT IT OUT" in the background 😢
:( momento Mori, that is definitely a phrase that shouldn’t be nostalgic but it is
I get PTSD
“It’s too much Mark. It’s too much!”
“It’s too much mark it’s too much” 😭
It would be nice to have new episodes of Markiplier Makes....😌
Markiplier Makes: Calzone?
Yesss😮
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who still watches these videos
agreed, but what could they make,
@@Emmsley14 fr, I love just going through the Markiplier makes, I just finished Markiplier makes dog toys and I just- 🥲 yeah this trio is so funny
*"YOU CLOSE!? YOU CLOSE?!"*
"No soggy bottoms here."
One of my favourite Markiplier Makes episodes
Eef: Using actual logic and relaxing.
Tyler: Ignoring everyone and quietly genuinely trying.
Mark: YoU CloSE?
*vigorously beats dough*
XD that's Mark for you rough with everything he touches.typical German behavior.
@@darlenebuck9912 He's Korean actually
@@Snowdrop232 his dad is German.
@@Snowdrop232 Fischbach is german for Fish creek
*mark* : “no soggy bottoms in this house”
*ethan and tyler quietly* : “..no soggy bottoms..”
Connor Isn’t here. Have they not heard the great band “soggy bottom boys”?
no soggy bottoms
like a cult
@@nuraria4972 This is the way.
Connor Isn’t here no soggy bottoms
Mark: thinks he's a professional at pretzels
Ethan: thinking he would be smart to think one step further than the others
Tyler: full dedication, sweat tears and blood was put into it
Mark again: *MEGA PRETZEL*
I could imagine once he tries the mega pretzel, he'd say "ITH REALLY DRY."
24:57 Mark to Tyler: “I wonder if your fridge thing worked?”
Ethan: *in utter shock because he did it first *
I love how when Amy is recording he doesn't look at the camera he looks at her I just find that sweet.
No one has replied to this comment in months so I'm doing it
Nooooo ur profile pic
Oof
Who eathan? Or mark or Tyler
I mean Ethan
mark: "can you hear me?"
ethan: "I can't see..."
mark: "ok he can't hear me"
.... logic
that was legit too edgy to exist
To quote Ethan from the dog toys video: *points at ears* "You've got sight...."
cigol
Ana Lulić Ethan's Guide to the Five Senses:
1. Sight (Ears)
2. Smell (Nose)
3. Taste (Mouth)
4. Touch (Hands)
Oh yeah, and 5. Sight?
@@dorianbailey7314 Hahahahah yep
12:18
Tyler: "You're approaching on my third."
Mark: *"I own this table."*
He has a point
7:34 - “Why are you over minding your business, bitch?” is the greatest line in all of the Markiplier Makes videos. Real talk, whenever I rewatch this video and get to this time, I rewind it and play this line dozens of times before watching the rest. 😹
Bro how am i so good at spotting furries in the wild 😂😂😂😂
Ethan - “We don’t have enough time. That’s the sad thing.”
That hits different just after Unus Annus was deleted.
Stop 🥺
Stop.. 😔
😭😭😭😭😭😭
it had a time, its name is literally one year, we all knew when it was going
Why must you hurt me in this way
Momento... Mori
Mark: “NO SOGGY BOTTOMS HERE”
Tyler and Ethan: "ɴᴏ sᴏɢɢʏ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍs ʜᴇʀᴇ"
ɴɪᴄᴇ ғᴏɴᴛ :)
How do you change the font all i know how to do it *this*
How are you guys doing that O.o
@@ryliebritt5270 i use a app to change the ʄօռȶ
𝓎𝓊𝒽
I love how even though mark jokingly brags about being the best he always tries to grade everyone as fair as possible
Late response, but that's what I love about these too. Even though they keep bantering and competing, when they actually judge each other they don't just put each other down.
Mark's jacket makes it look like his shirt just says "EAT" and that's beautiful
Ethan: Lawfull Neutral
Tyler: Neutral Good
Mark : *Chaotic Evil*
Nahhh Tyler’s Lawful for sure. Either good or neutral. Ethan’s the Neutral Good one.
As for Mark, well....Chaotic Stupid is a thing 😂
Bruh
I agreeclol AGREE LOL OMG
My spelling sux
This is true
Mark, the not masochist: “It’s so hot!”
Also Mark: *Continues to stir with his hands*
he’s not a masochist, he just wants to test his limits
@@isi100 he just wanted to go even further beyond
@@isi100 sounds like masochism to me
To infinity and beyond
“I just wanna see how much I can take” “I’M NOT A MASOCHIST” -Mark
Mark: I’ll never be able to recreate the magic
Literally two seconds later
Mark: I RECREATED THE MAGIC
Pretzels, or pretiolas as they were first known, had their humble beginnings around 610 A.D. in the region between the south of France and northern Italy. According to historians, the pretzel is the oldest snack food known.
No, they were created in 1987 by Jordan B pritzen
No, they were created in 1987 by Jordan B pritzen
I don’t know what you were told, but the pretzel was made by Jordan B. Pritzen in 1987
Ethan: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step
Mark: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step
Tyler: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step
Something tells me they know about the proving step.
Proofing but sure
Okay but it’s called PROOFING and I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my life. It’s like when someone says death instead of deaf.
Emily Olivia listen, Emily, you can chill for 5 seconds and realize people can make mistakes or not be as educated, I've never been more uncomfortable in my life reading you're comment, it's like someone being annoying
@@nethernom Jesus Christ. People can't say ANYTYING on this site!
I DIED laughing at this:
Tyler: Why are you still over there?
Ethan: Why are you still over minding your business BITCH
Mark and Tyler: *crack up and die laughing*
Also died laughing 😂
7:34 if you want to rewatch this clip again and again and again and again. Ur welcome
Samsy yeshhh
Samsy yass love that
Same 😂
Mark: Doing a bit about Louis, Clark, the Oregon Trail, and finding Louisiana
Tyler (and me): frowns in history major
As someone who's terrible at history, even I thought that smelled a little funny
It's amazing how much no one on this planet gives a single shit about you having a slightly above average education.
15:57
Mark: "So.. I'm just gonna 𝘱𝘰𝘱 '𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯-"
Me, getting flashbacks to ISWM, in a newfound state of delirium: "𝘱𝘰𝘱 '𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯
𝒓 𝒆 𝒗 𝒆 𝒓 𝒔 𝒆 ???"
“You’re gonna give me salmonella”
“No such thing”
“You might be right, I haven’t seen it”
Markiplier was too poor to afford diseases XD
Turtle :3 he was too poor to afford cells so he couldn’t get cancer.
He was too poor to afford blood so he couldn't get anemia
He was to poor to be dead so he couldn’t die.
He was too poor to afford skin so he couldn't get burnt or cut
He was too poor to afford a funeral, didn’t die.
Post traumatic stress every time:
- “we don’t have enough time” is said
- Mark gets kinky with something - asking if it’s close?
- Amy saving their arses in the background
- Someone says “time is of the essence”
- Every time they count, I can hear the clock ticking
Omg yesss
When Mark apologizes for mocking Amy
**one tear goes down everyones cheek**
:')
@@porygone-s thats dumb af
@@porygone-s most people got attached and had to let it go that was the point lmao
I love how in every markiplier makes they each agree on the criticism and they don't get mad at all
Mark: *acting like a switch and being dramatic*
Tyler: *calm and focused*
Ethan: *trying his best but brain is lagging*
7:35 is my FAVORITE ethan line ever and I still quote it to date
“Ethan why are you still over there?”
“Why are you over minding your business, bitch?”
I agree
It's the only aggressive thing he's ever said XD
"I didn't pay taxes in 2016, that's alright" is my favorite ngl
“WOAA it’s a cow” is mine
Mythical _ no it’s definitely 7:34, 7:35 is halfway through
Mark: YOU CLOSE? *SLAM* YOU CLOSE?
I feel bad for Amy
hate to see what he's like in the bedroom
Hey I mean if she’s into it then lucky her
When does he say you close?
@@Breadsticks4all 7:49 and 12:34
Riperoni Ames
Ahh you gotta love how Ethan instantly kills the yeast with salt after trying to do the smart thing and letting it bloom.
I mean, I’ve made pretzels. My recipe says to mix the salt in with the dough (1 tsp) with the yeast. And my pretzels have risen every time.
@@loganiushere salt directly in contact with yeast will kill it, mixing it together in the dough wont but if you just throw some salt on yeast the yeast will die
@@oblivionwalker7796Fair.
What my recipe calls for is to mix the yeast into like 2 cups of water, then add 1 tsp of salt (and some sugar & cooled melted butter) in
and that has never killed my yeast. I'm not saying you were saying that should kill my yeast, I'm just clarifying from my original comment.
Mark’s sheer joy at twisting the pretzel into relatively correct shape is just adorable.
When Unus Annus was deleted but markiplier makes still exists
“It is... acceptable”
:,)
For real, Mark and Ethan are an amazing duo.
@@michaeldost8155 I love the videos he does with bob and wade too lol
Y E S
For real
mark: "im a master imma crush them"
*proceeds to make bread*
He could never make toast, so
Bred
Breed
Braed
Bradada
7:37 love how they all laugh at the same exact time and Ethan wasn't even processing his words until he said them
I'm just picturing Amy's face when mark was talking to the dough 🤣
"Can you hear me?"
"I can't see"
"OK, he can't hear me"
@Slendy and now 2 replies
@@fundiamond2118 now 3
Now 4 lol
monika now 5
Now 6 lol
Watching this now is weird, the way mark and Ethans friendship grew over this year is so surreal.
Is this the ghost of unus annus???
@@AdenUnavailable I love how both heist and all the markiplier makes have a ton of 6 day old comments from the deletion lmao
forrealzies
Fushruyeyfvjifeuti yes
@@marleeh7731 for real tho, tons are trying to cope :')
15:05 the pure joy in marks voice at his pretzel is unmatched
15:19 that lil happy laugh!!! that laugh of pure joy !!!!
We need more Markiplier makes videos. The last one was 4 years ago, anyone else here watching this?
My wife and I love watching these together. She says next time, you should just throw a bunch of random ingredients on the table and see who can come up with the best thing.
This is smart, do it mark "Markiplier Makes Something Totally New"
Someone will die.
@@LivTheWiz and that someone is probably ethan
@@kak_yoinn I was waiting for this answer hahahaha
That was lowkey my whole food tech assignment in year 8
The teachers were like 'have some flour and potatoes and make something edible'
No one:
Mark’s shirt: *_EAT_*
||-/ uwu
Make that a meme
Lillie Shippy ||-//
||-//
ll-/
I love how the whole time marks shirt only says the word “eat”
I swear every time I pull an all nighter i somehow end up back to watching this videa
This is so unrelated but.. Sandersides reference!?! (Your username)
@@Leafix_ When I came out as non-binary I was still really feminine presenting, so I chose one of my favorite male names and ended up being an accidental Sanders sides reference! Pretty good mistake on my part tho lol
@@virgil10 I think its a really unique name !!! Also another they/them silly !! Love ya Virgil, hope you have a nice rest of your day
That is exactly how I ended up back here😂
@@Leafix_fellow trans people! Hello!
7:32
Tyler: Why are you still over there?
Ethan *Annoyed* : Why are you over-minding your Business, Betch?!?
Ethan killed me so many times.
I am watching it over and over and over again it’s the best part
Ethan is pure savage.
That's my favorite part
Ethan is lord Jordan b pretzen
Ethan: “I didn’t pay taxes in 2016, that’s alright.”
*everyone will remember that.*
Ethan, a year later: gives advice about paying taxes
*everyone remembered that.*
Another person of culture-
Taxes are for people with money
@@Rosie-pe7yp lmao absolutely not we're all poor
@@_bee7627 i wouldnt know because ive been evading taxes for 15 years and im on several watch lists
Taxes are for the weak
Anybody watching in 2024?
Yes
Definitely
Yuh, I like to come back sometimes and watch Mark sexually assault pretzel dough.
Yes, and it will always hold up to the test of time
Yup
Tyler: being silent
Ethan: being messy
Mark: *are u close*
Tyler: "why are you still over there"
Ethan: "why are you over minding your business BItCh"
I'm dead lmao💀 Ethan is great🤣🤣
I finally found a comment like this!!
Muffin 101 it straight bodied me after like 10 times of watching
Narrator: The Ethanicus can’t proof sh*t.
So instead, he pulls out his famous mating call.
Ethan: WHY ARE YOU OVER MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS B*TCH!
"EVERY GOOD COOK *WATCHES* HIS HANDS--"
xD
*My new favorite baking show*
TJ Toons yup
Wow one of my fave youtubers likes another one of my fave youtubers!
Well Tyler proved if he ever tires of or retires from TH-cam he's got a career in pretzel making and could open his own shop.
Ya danm right.
Amazing
This was so hard watching them do this! 😂 I mean Ethan was on to something by letting the dough rest, but you have to put it in a warm wet environment, and 2 you have to put it in a buttered/oiled bowl with a towel or saran rap to cover the dough. But I cringed when they didn't let the yeast proof. You always have to combine water, yeast, and sugar in a seperate bowl until the yeast is proofed enough. I know they aren't professionals, but I'm sharing tips. I make homemade breads/cinnamon rolls/beignets/etc with my grandparents. And every single time, they always do these things.
That's really cool! If I may ask, what's your favorite and least favorite thing to make with them? Cause It sounds nice to have a healthy relationship with your grandparents and making food seems like a fun way to spend some time with them :D
17:33 This proves that they’re like a mom and her 3 children.
Amy: The mom
Tyler: The Oldest
Mark: The middle child, who has the most in common with the mom
Ethan: The youngest and Favorite child.
the fact that the three share 1 brain cell and tyler has 70% of it
@Aiden Zwirba other way around
@@emeraldp25 ethan is smart he just has adhd and mark… well he’s mark
@@veiraruiz7110 mark had an ego inflated bigger than prices over the last 20 years
@@kalibruhmoment3032 oof
@@kalibruhmoment3032 What a legend you are 👍🏻✨
As someone who loves to bake I am screaming so much internally at this video
Tyler: I didn’t expect him to be that big.
My Brain: That’s what she said.
So THIS is where Mark's "are you close!?" began
Indeed
9:05, the beginning of something... well, something, certainly.
YOU CLOSE??? *slam slam slam* YEAH YOU CLOSE?!! YOU CLOSE?!?!? *slam slam*
@@aidancox5481 I think something is the perfect way to describe it
My favorite part of that is Ethan standing there awkward and uncomfortable just the face he made at that part😂
As someone who was trained as a baker this is both hilarious and horrifying
yes omg yes this is like a horror movie for me. fuck periods
The yeast
I love to watch them do the wrong things😂
Since you are a baker answer me this question. Am I just stupid or does cold (like from a fridge) slow the rising of yeast/dough
@@makennapatton3680 no that's correct! Yeast goes into a sort of sleep state once it reaches between 0 and 4 degrees celcius
I really love the mini intermissions like they're on The Office
As an Auntie Anne’s employee the only thing I’ve seen done properly is Ethan washing his hands. Watching them trying to get the twist is hilarious tho, it’s like when I train the new hires
“No soggy bottoms” is one of my favourite accidental comedy bits ever.
No soggy bottoms here
@@gayfrog6015 No soggy bottoms
@@goldenmortayn7935 no soggy bottoms😔
I love how it wasn't at all scripted or implied before-hand and yet they both said the exact same thing at the exact same time as if it were a thing they practiced lmao
No soggy bottoms
When Ethan said “Where did they come from? Where did they go?” I thought he was going to start singing the cotton eyed joe.
Callie Caylor, same
Where did he come from, where did he go?
WHERE DID HE COME FROM, COTTON EYED JOE
S A M E
Same
I thought Ethan was going to go
Where did it come from? Where did it go?
W H O
will guide us into the sunset once the sun starts to set?
All these questions
answered
and
answered
On today's show
There is one brain cell here and Amy has it.
Hearing Mark saying "YOU CLOSE?" over and over again, I keep expecting Amy to tell him to stop.
Ahh... Memento Mori.
mark looks like a stressed out mom
Kaila uwu wISH WE COULD TURN BACC TIME
TO THE GOOD OL’ DAAAYS
WHEN OUR MAMAS SANG US TO SLEEP WHEN I WAS STRESSED OUT
I’m not sorry
he IS a stressed out mom
Soccer mom mark
Stressed and disappointed
Girl up got 666 likes
Ethan: *murders someone and gets brought to court*
The Judge: “What is your defense for murdering ____?”
Ethan:
*”it’s okay”*
The Judge: “ah shit guess he’s free to go”
Fair is fair
Lmaoooo 😂😂😂
i've only paid taxes for 3 months of employment in my entire life and i'm 35 it's okay...i run a business that doesn't pay taxes at all and makes a surprising amount of money(landscaping/tree removal and trimming in Florida)
@@Aaron-zu3xn ???
@@jw5386 y'know I didn't pay taxes in 2016... It's FINE
Mark: “Imma crush them”
50minutes later
Mark:”imma rank mine last”
🤣
im watching these for the first time and sometimes i feel the camera crew needs a separate camera on themselves to show their reactions to the shenanigans these children get up to lmao
I love how whenever Mark mocks Amy, he instantly apologizes.
This is even more proof that Mark is a masochist. Instant apologies is common for them. XD
Yesss!! It's almost adorable!! XD
YOU CLOSE?!!!!!!!!!!
Yessss he does it ever time
Sooo cute
pretzels were actually invented in 610 ad but 1987 is close enough
Me: *Starts drilling this knowledge into my NoGaN*
Also me: Lover Not Loser is onto something
Hm 1987? Sounds familiar
You know just a about 1000 yr distance close enough
Yeah they where meant to be in the shape of hands praying at first.
@Lover not Loser he looks it up
I find it amazing that the "You close?!" thing still makes Mark laugh to this day
Ethan: Pure chaos
Mark: Controlled Chaos
Tyler: Calm and Collected(mostly)
"you'll give me salmonella"
"no such thing"
I've never seen it so it's not true
EmmaLoves Ethan r/ woosh
Lindsey. hd it’s what Mark/Ethan said.
Brother: Wait, so what did you do my bacteria project on
Me: whatever bacteria they created on that table
666 likes
Ethan: *uses tactics and trys his best*
Tyler: *concentrates and has fun*
Mark: *is super competitive and says hes better than ethan the whole time*
Ethan: *Tries to make a small story about the history of pretzels that obviously isn't true*
Mark: *gets American history wrong that people physically recoil*
Tyler: *TF THEY SAYIN?!*
but plot twist: they *super sayin*
tries*
Truuuuuu
I thought ethan was : "never gets correct measurment on eggs"
Ethan: We are following Jordan B. Prietzen’s original recipe
Mark: so we’re not gonna follow any recipe
Mark's comeback to literally anything: *IWASPOOR*
Markiplier Makes is the responsible older sibling of Unus Annus but just as chaotic
Markiplier and Crankgameplays (The channels, not Mark and Eef) are the parents.
@@qaiwiwi Tyler’s channel is the uncle LMAO
@@sun_daes
LMFAO
Wait, how about Jacksepticeye?
The parent's friend?
@@qaiwiwi he appeared in Unus Annus so he’s probs the cousin 😂😂
@@sun_daes
Oop okay 😂
*Ethan's Full History of Pretzels*
"Pretzels:
What are they?
Twirly twirly birds that you grab with your hands
and you.. wrap em' around.
Where did they come from?
Where did they go?
Back in 1987;
A young man named Jordan B. Prietzen walked into a kitchen and he said:
"Hey! I'd like to make myself a little bit of a snack."
So he grabbed some... flour
He grabbed some yeast
He grabbed some salt, maybe a little bit of pepper.
And he went to work, pulled up his sleeves,
Washed his hands as you always do before cooking a great meal.
And he splashed them, into a bowl, mixing vigorously until...
Out of the oven came...
Something brand new!
Something his eyes had never seen before..
Something that would take the 90's by storm.
The pretzel had been made.
And today, that's what we're doing,
we're taking Jordan B. Prietzen's original recipe,
And we're honoring it,
And then serving it up to him,
In his memory."
Edit: yes thank you stop yelling me i changed the 'flower' to 'flour'
A truly inspiring speech.
iconic
amen
Amen
Amen
2 years late, but I like how the design on marks shirt is blocked by his coat just enough to where it says “EAT”
Still coming back to this video
it's been a couple days, time to come back
@@choco6369 yup
Here’s the actual history of pretzels “The pretzel's real origins are as tangled as its shape. Legend traces it to medieval Europe, where Italian monks reportedly created treats to reward schoolchildren by baking dough with arms shaped in prayer. The tradition spread through Europe, and pretzels became associated with good luck and eternal love” and that’s it
Why is nobody talking about 17:28 ?
Mark- can you hear me?
Ethan - stares at mark....
Ethan- i cant see
Mark- ok he can't hear me 😂😂😂
hApPy bIrThDaY rAvEn
I can't swim 😶
That’s not how thing work XD
woosh
Oh that makes perfect sense
That made me laugh so hard
Mark saying “YOU CLOSE?!” while beating a blob of dough as the house shakes is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
I die every time 😂
*YOU CLOSE?!?!*
@@PiracyandDumbbells *YOU CLOSE?!?!*
@@doriantermini *YOU CLOSE!?!?!*
As fuck yeah YOU CLOSE
I like how they are in order from shortest to tallest.(left to right) idk why but that made me happy lol
we need more markiplier makes, these were the best
I imagine Ethan like that kid running with a knife vine.
Everyone: ETHAN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
Ethan: SCISSORS!
Everyone: *NO*
Everyone: Ethan, what do you have!?
Ethan: A SCISSORS
Everyone: *NO!*
Previously nbtbmjgigighxohczofpuczxogjozxfipofuoucocucpuljvvljcououccuoupcupvvpivupcupfpufupcpicup
Now ifoughofhofhvhocgcchohovvuppubugpvpugpuvpgupigpvuuvpvugppugggupgupggppgiipgpuvvpupbhpuphhpihcgovhovuovuguggugupggpugddzofzofuovuvupguvupvupugbpuugpugpvucorgi
Same 😂😂
Vine died like 3 years ago so please be quiet
Edit: please stop tying to @ me I’m not going to change my Opinion about vine and if you hate this Reply that please keep it too yourself. ❤️
@@MrCool-lb2gb your opinion doesnt really matter
Ethans intro was a masterpiece. a goddamn masterpiece
okay watching this all the way my baker side just died.
Preach
Lmaoo my yt glitching so before I clicked on ur comment it had something I commented from another video
I love how happy mark is when he figured out how to make the shape
Petition to bring back Markiplier makes in 2022.
Ethan: Where did they from, where did they go
Me: Where did they come from, Cotton Eyed *Dough*
lollll
COTTEN EYE DOUGH =D
*Cough*