I DIED laughing at this: Tyler: Why are you still over there? Ethan: Why are you still over minding your business BITCH Mark and Tyler: *crack up and die laughing*
…is there a reason you can’t cold-proof pretzel dough? It’d probably make the shaping process easier, and slowing the proofing might help avoid over-proofing so you keep a tighter crumb.
I love how it wasn't at all scripted or implied before-hand and yet they both said the exact same thing at the exact same time as if it were a thing they practiced lmao
I thought Ethan was going to go Where did it come from? Where did it go? W H O will guide us into the sunset once the sun starts to set? All these questions answered and answered On today's show
To be honest, I thought that you were me becuase we have the same profile picture [at the moment] and I didn't remember commenting that until I looked at your name
My wife and I love watching these together. She says next time, you should just throw a bunch of random ingredients on the table and see who can come up with the best thing.
ethan’s story was kind of convincing until i googled the invention of pretzels and found out that he was bullshitting the entire thing and that pretzels were invented back in 610 AD by a monk
Ethan: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step Mark: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step Tyler: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step
Emily Olivia listen, Emily, you can chill for 5 seconds and realize people can make mistakes or not be as educated, I've never been more uncomfortable in my life reading you're comment, it's like someone being annoying
Mark: thinks he's a professional at pretzels Ethan: thinking he would be smart to think one step further than the others Tyler: full dedication, sweat tears and blood was put into it Mark again: *MEGA PRETZEL*
7:35 is my FAVORITE ethan line ever and I still quote it to date “Ethan why are you still over there?” “Why are you over minding your business, bitch?”
Finally someone else noticed. I just paused the video after Ethan put the salt in and started screaming about how salt kills yeast and that he ruined the pretzels already
EXACTLY IM DOING A FOOD GCSE AND WATCHING MARK SMACK ALL THE GAS OUT OF THE DOUGH AND SAYING THAT IT HELPS THE YEAST WHEN HES ACTUALLY UNDOING EVERYTHING THEY DID WAS PAINFUL
Late response, but that's what I love about these too. Even though they keep bantering and competing, when they actually judge each other they don't just put each other down.
Post traumatic stress every time: - “we don’t have enough time” is said - Mark gets kinky with something - asking if it’s close? - Amy saving their arses in the background - Someone says “time is of the essence” - Every time they count, I can hear the clock ticking
Tyler: attempts to actually make it but is still kinda chaotic Ethan: same thing but less chaotic Mark: *Aggressively beats dough whilst repeating* YoU cLoSe??
Ethan: *Tries to make a small story about the history of pretzels that obviously isn't true* Mark: *gets American history wrong that people physically recoil* Tyler: *TF THEY SAYIN?!*
Lonely Pizza Slice or let him do his own correct version alongside theirs so that they can compare what they made in the end. But he’s not allowed to help them or give them any instructions...
Pretzels, or pretiolas as they were first known, had their humble beginnings around 610 A.D. in the region between the south of France and northern Italy. According to historians, the pretzel is the oldest snack food known.
As a culinary student I’m crying laughing. Mark killed his yeast with boiling water it should have been around 110 degrees And Ethan just killed his yeast by sticking it in the fridge. At least mark knows how to proof a little
Why are we messing with their fun, I know as a culinary student there are some things that you need to consider when cooking but Im just glad to see them happy
I looked up when soft pretzels were made, and it said, “Legend has it that the pretzel was invented by an Italian monk in the year 610 A.D. To reward young children for learning their prayers, he supposedly folded strips of bread dough to resemble the crossed arms of praying children. He called his creation pretiola, which meant ‘little rewards.’” So they were a little off but… it’s fine.
Math really is a science. Science is just a study of anything that exists and trying to understand how and why it exists, which also makes it a philosophy, math is just a way to make science simple to understand, the human mind has adapted to like numbers.
@@loganiushere salt directly in contact with yeast will kill it, mixing it together in the dough wont but if you just throw some salt on yeast the yeast will die
@@oblivionwalker7796Fair. What my recipe calls for is to mix the yeast into like 2 cups of water, then add 1 tsp of salt (and some sugar & cooled melted butter) in and that has never killed my yeast. I'm not saying you were saying that should kill my yeast, I'm just clarifying from my original comment.
Ethan: “I didn’t pay taxes in 2016, that’s alright.” *everyone will remember that.* Ethan, a year later: gives advice about paying taxes *everyone remembered that.*
Previously nbtbmjgigighxohczofpuczxogjozxfipofuoucocucpuljvvljcououccuoupcupvvpivupcupfpufupcpicup Now ifoughofhofhvhocgcchohovvuppubugpvpugpuvpgupigpvuuvpvugppugggupgupggppgiipgpuvvpupbhpuphhpihcgovhovuovuguggugupggpugddzofzofuovuvupguvupvupugbpuugpugpvucorgi
Vine died like 3 years ago so please be quiet Edit: please stop tying to @ me I’m not going to change my Opinion about vine and if you hate this Reply that please keep it too yourself. ❤️
@@Leafix_ When I came out as non-binary I was still really feminine presenting, so I chose one of my favorite male names and ended up being an accidental Sanders sides reference! Pretty good mistake on my part tho lol
I was hollaring at my phone "you're over working the dough! Stop abusing the dough!" And the boiling water had me shaking my head, warm water for yeast! Although maybe it helped them since they didn't have time to proof the dough....
As an Auntie Anne’s employee the only thing I’ve seen done properly is Ethan washing his hands. Watching them trying to get the twist is hilarious tho, it’s like when I train the new hires
Finally! Was wondering who else remembered. I recall that I was told in sixth grade History class (looooong, long ago) that monks created the first pretzels to resemble hands clasped together (or more likely arms folded across) in prayer. Makes me giggle, because as I was typing this, Ethan joked about "praying to the pretzel gods." Funny coincidence, honestly...
I DIED laughing at this:
Tyler: Why are you still over there?
Ethan: Why are you still over minding your business BITCH
Mark and Tyler: *crack up and die laughing*
Also died laughing 😂
7:34 if you want to rewatch this clip again and again and again and again. Ur welcome
Samsy yeshhh
Samsy yass love that
Same 😂
I love how when Amy is recording he doesn't look at the camera he looks at her I just find that sweet.
No one has replied to this comment in months so I'm doing it
Nooooo ur profile pic
Oof
Who eathan? Or mark or Tyler
I mean Ethan
Mark, the not masochist: “It’s so hot!”
Also Mark: *Continues to stir with his hands*
he’s not a masochist, he just wants to test his limits
@@isi100 he just wanted to go even further beyond
@@isi100 sounds like masochism to me
To infinity and beyond
“I just wanna see how much I can take” “I’M NOT A MASOCHIST” -Mark
the fact that they all know the proofing step but think the others don’t know the proofing step is so fucking funny
Yea lol
But they don't lmao. Proofing needs heat, not cold
@@myloriv thank you for saying that. I was so upset at them for putting the dough in the fridge.
@@BlankMoments me too I bake and cook quite a bit so I cringed when they did that but I have to remember this isn't what they specialize in.
…is there a reason you can’t cold-proof pretzel dough? It’d probably make the shaping process easier, and slowing the proofing might help avoid over-proofing so you keep a tighter crumb.
17:31 Amy so proud of Ethan just doing his best while mark trash talks him
Amy zooming in while smiling widely is such a mom thing to do.
And that Ethan can't help but smile back was a home video moment.
Amy and Mark are Ethan's second parents
Darlene Buck aDuLt pARenTs
I swear! Ethan and Amy have such a cute friendship!
David Sempere the most wholesome part of the video ∩^ω^∩
Mark: "can you hear me?"
Eef: "I can't see"
Mark: "okay he can't hear me"
@gramp lmao EEf is heepass
@@xxgachalemonxx1343 smoke grass you call H E A P A S S
It’s too dark in here I can’t hear you
@@Ilriz817 if you wanna eat some a**, you call Heapass XD
eef is from [redacted] channel
*mark* : “no soggy bottoms in this house”
*ethan and tyler quietly* : “..no soggy bottoms..”
Connor Isn’t here. Have they not heard the great band “soggy bottom boys”?
no soggy bottoms
like a cult
@@nuraria4972 This is the way.
Connor Isn’t here no soggy bottoms
"Why are you over minding your business bitch" is iconic but I think we're all ignoring the "watch your mouth mister" like that was quick
i mean the way he said it tho
also homestuck shall never be dead
yo homestuck gang
The Homestuck is only inside me, but I feel it all the same
When was this?
Mark: The bully
Ethan: The bullied
Tyler: The bystander
Amy: The friend of the bullied
17:31
Mark: describes Ethen
Me: 7 days to die says otherwise...
Amy is roasted by the bully
William: the man behind the slaughter
Tyler is more, “goes along with the bully because he doesn’t want to be bullied”
Hazza Satria William bit someone?
Eef: Using actual logic and relaxing.
Tyler: Ignoring everyone and quietly genuinely trying.
Mark: YoU CloSE?
*vigorously beats dough*
XD that's Mark for you rough with everything he touches.typical German behavior.
@@darlenebuck9912 He's Korean actually
@@Snowdrop232 his dad is German.
@@Snowdrop232 Fischbach is german for Fish creek
“No soggy bottoms” is one of my favourite accidental comedy bits ever.
No soggy bottoms here
@@gayfrog6015 No soggy bottoms
@@goldenmortayn7935 no soggy bottoms😔
I love how it wasn't at all scripted or implied before-hand and yet they both said the exact same thing at the exact same time as if it were a thing they practiced lmao
No soggy bottoms
*"YOU CLOSE!? YOU CLOSE?!"*
"No soggy bottoms here."
One of my favourite Markiplier Makes episodes
Mark: “NO SOGGY BOTTOMS HERE”
Tyler and Ethan: "ɴᴏ sᴏɢɢʏ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍs ʜᴇʀᴇ"
ɴɪᴄᴇ ғᴏɴᴛ :)
How do you change the font all i know how to do it *this*
How are you guys doing that O.o
@@ryliebritt5270 i use a app to change the ʄօռȶ
𝓎𝓊𝒽
When Ethan said “Where did they come from? Where did they go?” I thought he was going to start singing the cotton eyed joe.
Callie Caylor, same
Where did he come from, where did he go?
WHERE DID HE COME FROM, COTTON EYED JOE
S A M E
Same
I thought Ethan was going to go
Where did it come from? Where did it go?
W H O
will guide us into the sunset once the sun starts to set?
All these questions
answered
and
answered
On today's show
Mark saying “YOU CLOSE?!” while beating a blob of dough as the house shakes is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
I die every time 😂
*YOU CLOSE?!?!*
@@PiracyandDumbbells *YOU CLOSE?!?!*
@@doriantermini *YOU CLOSE!?!?!*
As fuck yeah YOU CLOSE
Mark,Ethan and Tyler have 3 braincells collectively.
And they all come from Tyler
Then it wouldn’t be collective
@@jakeer1554 well it'd be 0+0+3 so I think that's what they were going for there
@@Drknsl0 you’re right but the word isn’t collective it would be better to word it as “amongst them”
And the rest of the other braincells are from Amy. 😂😂😂
nah im almost certain it was just Amy donating some of her extra ones so the 3 can actually function to a certain extent for the whole video
“why are you over-minding you business, ʙɪᴛᴄʜ“ - ethan
My favorite part
xD
7:32 (for anyone wondering lol)
also
"Yeah, you close? You close!?" Mark
To be honest, I thought that you were me becuase we have the same profile picture [at the moment] and I didn't remember commenting that until I looked at your name
16:09
Mark: “No soggy bottoms here”
Ethan & Tyler in unison: “No soggy bottoms”
They are trained well
That...
Dear god...
ArcherPro we all know they are both soggy bottoms
ArcherPro whatever happened to Tyler?
In many videos mark has been referred to as a cult leader...
Amen
My wife and I love watching these together. She says next time, you should just throw a bunch of random ingredients on the table and see who can come up with the best thing.
This is smart, do it mark "Markiplier Makes Something Totally New"
Someone will die.
@@LivTheWiz and that someone is probably ethan
@@ingeniumengine I was waiting for this answer hahahaha
That was lowkey my whole food tech assignment in year 8
The teachers were like 'have some flour and potatoes and make something edible'
ethan’s story was kind of convincing until i googled the invention of pretzels and found out that he was bullshitting the entire thing and that pretzels were invented back in 610 AD by a monk
You ruined it 😭/j
Yeah they were supposed to represent childrens hands while praying
tf? what species of children lol, hands dont look like pretzels
@@Evelyn80264 humans lol. They were obviously going to look directly like praying hands but the cross on the pretzel is supposed to represent it
@Squidward With Blond Hair
Did you actually just say human hands look like pretzels? WHAT??
"Can you hear me?"
"I can't see"
"OK, he can't hear me"
@Slendy and now 2 replies
@@fundiamond2118 now 3
Now 4 lol
monika now 5
Now 6 lol
mark: "im a master imma crush them"
*proceeds to make bread*
He could never make toast, so
Bred
Breed
Braed
Bradada
Ethan: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step
Mark: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step
Tyler: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step
Something tells me they know about the proving step.
Proofing but sure
Okay but it’s called PROOFING and I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my life. It’s like when someone says death instead of deaf.
Emily Olivia listen, Emily, you can chill for 5 seconds and realize people can make mistakes or not be as educated, I've never been more uncomfortable in my life reading you're comment, it's like someone being annoying
@@nethernom Jesus Christ. People can't say ANYTYING on this site!
Mark: thinks he's a professional at pretzels
Ethan: thinking he would be smart to think one step further than the others
Tyler: full dedication, sweat tears and blood was put into it
Mark again: *MEGA PRETZEL*
I could imagine once he tries the mega pretzel, he'd say "ITH REALLY DRY."
Watching this now is weird, the way mark and Ethans friendship grew over this year is so surreal.
Is this the ghost of unus annus???
@@AdenUnavailable I love how both heist and all the markiplier makes have a ton of 6 day old comments from the deletion lmao
forrealzies
Fushruyeyfvjifeuti yes
@@marph2821 for real tho, tons are trying to cope :')
Mark: never letting Ethan do an intro again.
....... But then came Unus Annus.
Mark agreed to do a whole new channel so that ethan could do more intros
Rip unus annus
Rip
*disclaimer song starts in the background*
Momento mori
Ethan: Where did they from, where did they go
Me: Where did they come from, Cotton Eyed *Dough*
lollll
COTTEN EYE DOUGH =D
*Cough*
24:57 Mark to Tyler: “I wonder if your fridge thing worked?”
Ethan: *in utter shock because he did it first *
*My new favorite baking show*
TJ Toons yup
Wow one of my fave youtubers likes another one of my fave youtubers!
Well Tyler proved if he ever tires of or retires from TH-cam he's got a career in pretzel making and could open his own shop.
Ya danm right.
Amazing
Tyler: What they were really forgetting was sugar.
Mark: I used sugar!
Ethan: I used sugar.
Tyler: ...anyways
Yoooo 400th like
I love how all three wholeheartedly believed they were the only one who knew about proving their dough and how they were all wrong.
E
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It would be nice to have new episodes of Markiplier Makes....😌
Markiplier Makes: Calzone?
Yesss😮
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who still watches these videos
agreed, but what could they make,
@@EmmaJvid fr, I love just going through the Markiplier makes, I just finished Markiplier makes dog toys and I just- 🥲 yeah this trio is so funny
What we learned today: when Ethan physically can’t ruin his food with eggs, he’s a pretty good cook
he's actually a decent cook in real life lol
Nice picrew pfp
I had one made my my bf but I changed it after I saw the app I made this one with
*tastes creme brûlée*
E G G
The truth
pie
mark: "can you hear me?"
ethan: "I can't see..."
mark: "ok he can't hear me"
.... logic
that was legit too edgy to exist
To quote Ethan from the dog toys video: *points at ears* "You've got sight...."
cigol
Ana Lulić Ethan's Guide to the Five Senses:
1. Sight (Ears)
2. Smell (Nose)
3. Taste (Mouth)
4. Touch (Hands)
Oh yeah, and 5. Sight?
@@dorianbailey7314 Hahahahah yep
i like how marks shirt got cut off by his sweater and it says “eat”
best coincident i’ve ever seen
E A T
You know what we say about coincidences
The universe is rarely so lazy
coincident KekW
@@isabellasunshine8454 Yassss Sherlock!
Mark is the new Chica (not his dog)
Mark's jacket makes it look like his shirt just says "EAT" and that's beautiful
Mark: No soggy bottoms here!
Ethan and Tyler in monotone unison: *no soggy bottoms*
the fact that the three share 1 brain cell and tyler has 70% of it
@Aiden Zwirba other way around
@@emeraldp25 ethan is smart he just has adhd and mark… well he’s mark
@@veiraruiz7110 mark had an ego inflated bigger than prices over the last 20 years
@@kalibruhmoment3032 oof
@@kalibruhmoment3032 What a legend you are 👍🏻✨
I love how whenever Mark mocks Amy, he instantly apologizes.
This is even more proof that Mark is a masochist. Instant apologies is common for them. XD
Yesss!! It's almost adorable!! XD
YOU CLOSE?!!!!!!!!!!
Yessss he does it ever time
Sooo cute
12:18
Tyler: "You're approaching on my third."
Mark: *"I own this table."*
He has a point
As someone who was trained as a baker this is both hilarious and horrifying
yes omg yes this is like a horror movie for me. fuck periods
The yeast
I love to watch them do the wrong things😂
Since you are a baker answer me this question. Am I just stupid or does cold (like from a fridge) slow the rising of yeast/dough
@@makennapatton3680 no that's correct! Yeast goes into a sort of sleep state once it reaches between 0 and 4 degrees celcius
"OH MY GOD YOU ROLLED OVER MY BABY"
"Its ok"
"HE IS DEAD"
"It will be fine"
When did that happen
he's talking about the small guys philosophy you goofas
7:35 is my FAVORITE ethan line ever and I still quote it to date
“Ethan why are you still over there?”
“Why are you over minding your business, bitch?”
I agree
It's the only aggressive thing he's ever said XD
"I didn't pay taxes in 2016, that's alright" is my favorite ngl
“WOAA it’s a cow” is mine
Mythical _ no it’s definitely 7:34, 7:35 is halfway through
Mark: I’ll never be able to recreate the magic
Literally two seconds later
Mark: I RECREATED THE MAGIC
Markiplier Makes is the responsible older sibling of Unus Annus but just as chaotic
Markiplier and Crankgameplays (The channels, not Mark and Eef) are the parents.
@@Kiwyqen Tyler’s channel is the uncle LMAO
@@sun_daes
LMFAO
Wait, how about Jacksepticeye?
The parent's friend?
@@Kiwyqen he appeared in Unus Annus so he’s probs the cousin 😂😂
@@sun_daes
Oop okay 😂
Mark: “I don’t know the shape of a pretzel”
Also mark: made a whole video of him eating a bowl of pretzels
*iTs sO dRy*
"Your encroaching on _my_ third of this tabl-"
*"I own this table."*
Congratulations you successfully typed what they said in the video you’re so creative wow
15:57
Mark: "So.. I'm just gonna 𝘱𝘰𝘱 '𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯-"
Me, getting flashbacks to ISWM, in a newfound state of delirium: "𝘱𝘰𝘱 '𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯
𝒓 𝒆 𝒗 𝒆 𝒓 𝒔 𝒆 ???"
Lol
The whole time Ethan is explaining the backstory of pretzels, Mark just looks so disappointed. 😂
Mark didn't like Ethan's story. I am now sad FOR Ethan.
He *is* outing himself as a Peterson lobster raw steak boy, so count me as equally disappointed
Alzorl You know..
*You right*
But Mark's oppinion on Ethan's Intro was a bit harsh no??
They actually come from monks
Ethan: "gotta let the yeast rise"
*Puts salt in ontop of the yeast which kills it, puts it in fridge when yeast needs heat to rise*
And sugar, or something sweet like honey.
Finally someone else noticed. I just paused the video after Ethan put the salt in and started screaming about how salt kills yeast and that he ruined the pretzels already
I didn’t know about the salt but I definitely knew about the hot cold thing
EXACTLY IM DOING A FOOD GCSE AND WATCHING MARK SMACK ALL THE GAS OUT OF THE DOUGH AND SAYING THAT IT HELPS THE YEAST WHEN HES ACTUALLY UNDOING EVERYTHING THEY DID WAS PAINFUL
Ethan - “We don’t have enough time. That’s the sad thing.”
That hits different just after Unus Annus was deleted.
Stop 🥺
Stop.. 😔
😭😭😭😭😭😭
it had a time, its name is literally one year, we all knew when it was going
Why must you hurt me in this way
Momento... Mori
I love how even though mark jokingly brags about being the best he always tries to grade everyone as fair as possible
Late response, but that's what I love about these too. Even though they keep bantering and competing, when they actually judge each other they don't just put each other down.
Post traumatic stress every time:
- “we don’t have enough time” is said
- Mark gets kinky with something - asking if it’s close?
- Amy saving their arses in the background
- Someone says “time is of the essence”
- Every time they count, I can hear the clock ticking
Omg yesss
When Mark apologizes for mocking Amy
**one tear goes down everyones cheek**
:')
@@porygina-s thats dumb af
@@porygina-s most people got attached and had to let it go that was the point lmao
pretzels were actually invented in 610 ad but 1987 is close enough
Me: *Starts drilling this knowledge into my NoGaN*
Also me: Lover Not Loser is onto something
Hm 1987? Sounds familiar
You know just a about 1000 yr distance close enough
Yeah they where meant to be in the shape of hands praying at first.
@Lover not Loser he looks it up
Ethans intro was a masterpiece. a goddamn masterpiece
okay watching this all the way my baker side just died.
Preach
Lmaoo my yt glitching so before I clicked on ur comment it had something I commented from another video
I love how in every markiplier makes they each agree on the criticism and they don't get mad at all
Tyler: attempts to actually make it but is still kinda chaotic
Ethan: same thing but less chaotic
Mark: *Aggressively beats dough whilst repeating* YoU cLoSe??
9:00
Stop dough abuse
Oh damn
I thought the audio broke for a second! Lol
Do not close your eyes when listening
Mark: the narcissist
Ethan: the underdog
Tyler: the overachiever
I dunno about you guys, but this seems like a great group dynamic.
sounds like a television show
Mark's a masochist
@@alexzachmeier5059 No he isn't, he just wants to see if his body can take it.
@@alexzachmeier5059 XD
@@stephenvaneeden687 he just wants to see it his body can take it.
But also like same I relate to mark a little to much than I’d like to admit
Ethan: *uses tactics and trys his best*
Tyler: *concentrates and has fun*
Mark: *is super competitive and says hes better than ethan the whole time*
Ethan: *Tries to make a small story about the history of pretzels that obviously isn't true*
Mark: *gets American history wrong that people physically recoil*
Tyler: *TF THEY SAYIN?!*
but plot twist: they *super sayin*
tries*
Truuuuuu
I thought ethan was : "never gets correct measurment on eggs"
Mark: Doing a bit about Louis, Clark, the Oregon Trail, and finding Louisiana
Tyler (and me): frowns in history major
As someone who's terrible at history, even I thought that smelled a little funny
It's amazing how much no one on this planet gives a single shit about you having a slightly above average education.
When Unus Annus was deleted but markiplier makes still exists
“It is... acceptable”
:,)
For real, Mark and Ethan are an amazing duo.
@@michaeldost8155 I love the videos he does with bob and wade too lol
Y E S
For real
Petition for Gordon ramsy to be part if these videos, but hes not allowed to help or talk, so he jusy sits in the background watching on in horror
Lonely Pizza Slice or let him do his own correct version alongside theirs so that they can compare what they made in the end.
But he’s not allowed to help them or give them any instructions...
Omg that's a brilliant concept for a show
But he's 100% allowed to scold them in the end
the problem is in order to get him on the show, they would probably have to pay a large sum of money...
I would allow him to talk so I could hear him screech curses
Mark: IT’S REALLY HOT!
*continues mixing*
Also mark: Some people might mistake me for some sort of masochist
Mark: you know, I’m something of a masochist myself
I said that while watching this scene lmfao
While giving himself first degree burns “IM NOT A MASOCHIST!!”
How did it get hot?
He just wants to know if he can *take the heat*
Pretzels, or pretiolas as they were first known, had their humble beginnings around 610 A.D. in the region between the south of France and northern Italy. According to historians, the pretzel is the oldest snack food known.
No, they were created in 1987 by Jordan B pritzen
No, they were created in 1987 by Jordan B pritzen
I don’t know what you were told, but the pretzel was made by Jordan B. Pritzen in 1987
Mark: Mocks Amy
Mark immediately after the fact: *chuckles* I'm in danger
What time stamp?
@@chicoravelli5703 13:35
I was like 🤭 HOW DARE YOU🤣
Lol I love Ethan's representation of the look on Amy's face 😂
@@thelastporpoise4854 And for the rest of the day Mark's legs are poking out the wall screaming help.
mark looks like a stressed out mom
Kaila uwu wISH WE COULD TURN BACC TIME
TO THE GOOD OL’ DAAAYS
WHEN OUR MAMAS SANG US TO SLEEP WHEN I WAS STRESSED OUT
I’m not sorry
he IS a stressed out mom
Soccer mom mark
Stressed and disappointed
Girl up got 666 likes
“You’re gonna give me salmonella”
“No such thing”
“You might be right, I haven’t seen it”
Markiplier was too poor to afford diseases XD
Turtle :3 he was too poor to afford cells so he couldn’t get cancer.
He was too poor to afford blood so he couldn't get anemia
He was to poor to be dead so he couldn’t die.
He was too poor to afford skin so he couldn't get burnt or cut
He was too poor to afford a funeral, didn’t die.
Mark: *acting like a switch and being dramatic*
Tyler: *calm and focused*
Ethan: *trying his best but brain is lagging*
Mark: "This tastes too much like bread... I think I *made* bread"
😂
I hate that Mark saying "Are you close?" gave me nostalgia.
I can hear Amy yelling "CUT IT OUT" in the background 😢
:( momento Mori, that is definitely a phrase that shouldn’t be nostalgic but it is
I get PTSD
“It’s too much Mark. It’s too much!”
“It’s too much mark it’s too much” 😭
Why is it that Mark's childhood gets worse and worse each Markiplier makes lol
He was poor, his family died from cyanide poisoning from apple cores 😂
@@dixiewhite2698 Next on Markiplier Makes: his father (the one that heated the food by sitting on a brick) died before he was born
Dixie White why are you laughing? Is it true or not
Myvy Phu it’s obviously false watch his draw my life
You remember the Stone? XD
Mark’s sheer joy at twisting the pretzel into relatively correct shape is just adorable.
As a culinary student I’m crying laughing. Mark killed his yeast with boiling water it should have been around 110 degrees And Ethan just killed his yeast by sticking it in the fridge. At least mark knows how to proof a little
@Grace Fuller Ethan did as well
Why are we messing with their fun, I know as a culinary student there are some things that you need to consider when cooking but Im just glad to see them happy
June Wolfware Arts that’s true you’re right. I do love watching them have fun but what’s wrong with a little constructive criticism?
Normal degrees or obesity degrees?
And you can’t put the salt along with the yeast like that but they’re just messing around so it’s all good
Mark: It doesn't say how much we need so...
*dumps in entire box of baking soda.*
Tyler: always looks angry
Ethan: ADHD personified
Mark: I W A S P O O R
Stone-face Tyler!
Aka the perfect trio
AAI TEM 😍
Tyler is not angry !!! His just look like a Greek statue
Bro this should be top comment 💀
15:05 the pure joy in marks voice at his pretzel is unmatched
15:19 that lil happy laugh!!! that laugh of pure joy !!!!
7:32
Tyler: Why are you still over there?
Ethan *Annoyed* : Why are you over-minding your Business, Betch?!?
Ethan killed me so many times.
I am watching it over and over and over again it’s the best part
Ethan is pure savage.
That's my favorite part
Ethan is lord Jordan b pretzen
I looked up when soft pretzels were made, and it said, “Legend has it that the pretzel was invented by an Italian monk in the year 610 A.D. To reward young children for learning their prayers, he supposedly folded strips of bread dough to resemble the crossed arms of praying children. He called his creation pretiola, which meant ‘little rewards.’” So they were a little off but… it’s fine.
Well, the Markiplier Makes intros are notorious for being mostly improv
I now feel the need to sin while eating a pretzel
Tf did kids look like in Italy back then
Love the name and pic
I have no idea where Ethan got his information
Ethan: *stirring with scissors*
Mark: *stirring with hands*
Tyler: *also stirring with hands*
Me: b-but there are measuring spoons.... right there....
Khabe Lame be like:
-_- *brought up a spoon
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
5:04
@@Ghoulia_Starz to the rescue
You don't use measuring spoons to mix. They're *measuring* spoons, not *stirring* spoons!
@@ForcedHandleName Yes, but still better than FREAKING SCIZZORS
We need more Markiplier makes videos. The last one was 4 years ago, anyone else here watching this?
"I'm gonna prove that math is a science." - Tyler 2019
Is it?¿
I paused at that part and screenshoted those words cause that was funny af
Math really is a science. Science is just a study of anything that exists and trying to understand how and why it exists, which also makes it a philosophy, math is just a way to make science simple to understand, the human mind has adapted to like numbers.
everything is science and math is used in science so technically math is a science
@@MeleVanilla same tbh
Something I learned in this video...
*”Are you close, are you close?”*
Shoving you finger in dough and screaming
*“Are you close?”* All over again
"...Can you hear me?"
"I can't see."
"Okay, he can't hear me."
Ethan is an absolute gem.
Must protect.
Ahh you gotta love how Ethan instantly kills the yeast with salt after trying to do the smart thing and letting it bloom.
I mean, I’ve made pretzels. My recipe says to mix the salt in with the dough (1 tsp) with the yeast. And my pretzels have risen every time.
@@loganiushere salt directly in contact with yeast will kill it, mixing it together in the dough wont but if you just throw some salt on yeast the yeast will die
@@oblivionwalker7796Fair.
What my recipe calls for is to mix the yeast into like 2 cups of water, then add 1 tsp of salt (and some sugar & cooled melted butter) in
and that has never killed my yeast. I'm not saying you were saying that should kill my yeast, I'm just clarifying from my original comment.
Ethan: “I didn’t pay taxes in 2016, that’s alright.”
*everyone will remember that.*
Ethan, a year later: gives advice about paying taxes
*everyone remembered that.*
Another person of culture-
Taxes are for people with money
@@Rosie-pe7yp lmao absolutely not we're all poor
@@_bee7627 i wouldnt know because ive been evading taxes for 15 years and im on several watch lists
Taxes are for the weak
So THIS is where Mark's "are you close!?" began
Indeed
9:05, the beginning of something... well, something, certainly.
YOU CLOSE??? *slam slam slam* YEAH YOU CLOSE?!! YOU CLOSE?!?!? *slam slam*
@@aidancox5481 I think something is the perfect way to describe it
My favorite part of that is Ethan standing there awkward and uncomfortable just the face he made at that part😂
Ethan: where did they come from? Where did they go?
Me in my head: where did they come from cotton eyed joe
Ethan: back in 1987...
honestly same
Same
THE BITE OF 1987~ (1983, but still)
Yes
Saaaame
I imagine Ethan like that kid running with a knife vine.
Everyone: ETHAN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
Ethan: SCISSORS!
Everyone: *NO*
Everyone: Ethan, what do you have!?
Ethan: A SCISSORS
Everyone: *NO!*
Previously nbtbmjgigighxohczofpuczxogjozxfipofuoucocucpuljvvljcououccuoupcupvvpivupcupfpufupcpicup
Now ifoughofhofhvhocgcchohovvuppubugpvpugpuvpgupigpvuuvpvugppugggupgupggppgiipgpuvvpupbhpuphhpihcgovhovuovuguggugupggpugddzofzofuovuvupguvupvupugbpuugpugpvucorgi
Same 😂😂
Vine died like 3 years ago so please be quiet
Edit: please stop tying to @ me I’m not going to change my Opinion about vine and if you hate this Reply that please keep it too yourself. ❤️
@@MrCool-lb2gb your opinion doesnt really matter
That Moment when Ethan says that the dough has to rise thinking he has an advantage and then proceeds to put the dough in the fridge XD
@SleepingBeast yesss the baker in me is cryyyying
That hurt me, he was so close, then "yeah, I'm going to go ahead and do the exact opposite of what I need to do"
I know how you feel, I was crying inside from this whole video. Mark put boiling water, the recipe says to put warm water not hot water.
I like how mark's sweater cuts off letters so his shirt just says "EAT"
I swear every time I pull an all nighter i somehow end up back to watching this videa
This is so unrelated but.. Sandersides reference!?! (Your username)
@@Leafix_ When I came out as non-binary I was still really feminine presenting, so I chose one of my favorite male names and ended up being an accidental Sanders sides reference! Pretty good mistake on my part tho lol
@@virgil10 I think its a really unique name !!! Also another they/them silly !! Love ya Virgil, hope you have a nice rest of your day
That is exactly how I ended up back here😂
@@Leafix_fellow trans people! Hello!
Anyone gonna discuss the fact that Mark was dirty talking his dough... multiple times??? 😂😂😂
yeeeeah.... mark has some issues😂
this is the most I've heard Mark curse in a while lol
LMAO THATS HIS BRAND AT THIS POINT
I think the septipler fandom is gonna use this for edits. ...
Emily Sanderson omfg, that is TOO accurate 😂
No one:
Mark’s shirt: *_EAT_*
||-/ uwu
Make that a meme
Lillie Shippy ||-//
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ll-/
Soo... who's gonna tell Mark that smacking the dough gets the Gluten going, not the yeast?
I was hollaring at my phone "you're over working the dough! Stop abusing the dough!"
And the boiling water had me shaking my head, warm water for yeast! Although maybe it helped them since they didn't have time to proof the dough....
You, with this comment
I love how the whole time marks shirt only says the word “eat”
Some person: Actually pretzels are said to be made by an Italian monk--
Me: *hush for Jordan B. Pretzen*
My name is Jordan Boesen. I'm quaking
I am Jordan B.
OFF TOPIC BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP
@AiAiCaptain mine?
@@jordanboesen7871 no, the main commenter!♡
Ethan: Lawfull Neutral
Tyler: Neutral Good
Mark : *Chaotic Evil*
Nahhh Tyler’s Lawful for sure. Either good or neutral. Ethan’s the Neutral Good one.
As for Mark, well....Chaotic Stupid is a thing 😂
Bruh
I agreeclol AGREE LOL OMG
My spelling sux
This is true
I love how Mark makes weird faces at Ethan's intro, even though this is _exactly_ how _he_ sounds when _he_ does the intro. XD
As an Auntie Anne’s employee the only thing I’ve seen done properly is Ethan washing his hands. Watching them trying to get the twist is hilarious tho, it’s like when I train the new hires
Incase anyone is curious pretzels were actually made by an Italian monk. He made them to reward young children for saying their prayers
Aww, that's so cute!
Pro pretzel time
WELL, THAT'S A SEXUAL INNUENDO IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE.
Finally! Was wondering who else remembered. I recall that I was told in sixth grade History class (looooong, long ago) that monks created the first pretzels to resemble hands clasped together (or more likely arms folded across) in prayer.
Makes me giggle, because as I was typing this, Ethan joked about "praying to the pretzel gods." Funny coincidence, honestly...
Jenny Schryver that warms my heart