Markiplier's Fruit Pie Ingredients: All-purpose flour Salted stick of butter Large box of Blueberries Large box of Raspberries 7 Apples Grounded Cinnamon Grounded Nutmeg Cane sugar Salt 2 Eggs [Making the "pie crust"] Don't wash your hands, there is no reason to. Optionally rub the nearest person to you for that rustic taste Spray a little spit into the bowl for that nice pop of flavor Add about a cup and a half of flour Add a teaspoon of salt Add 2 eggs Contemplate who opened and used the cinnamon Never touch the nutmeg, it is just there for emotional support Possibly 2-3 tablespoons of water or enough to make the texture look dough like Flour the surface you are using Knead the dough and start beating the dough until you are close After a bit of beating and kneading form the dough into a thick circle or a mound like thing Beat the dough with a rolling pin 27 times Place 2-3 squares of butter on half of the dough and fold it Beat the dough with the rolling pin evenly Repeat the last 2 steps again Fold the dough 6 more times without butter and roll it out after each fold, no this is not a croissant silly You should have folded your dough a total of 8 times Prove the dough for an hour [Making the filling] Peel 7 apples Note that you don't have any whores Place pan on stove at medium heat Slice 2 apples into 4 faces around the core. The core should end up as a rectangular cutout Save the 2 cores for your dead family Place apple into pan and then realize they are too big Cut each face into thirds and add back into pan Add half a box of blueberries Squish 2 handfuls of raspberries and add them to the pan Dust the fruit and berries with sugar with an even coating Cook until berries are soft Say goodbye to the 5 other apples you will never use [Completing the pie] Split dough into 2 portions Flour your surface and roll out dough Perform windowpane test Place first portion into the pie tray Add filling Roll out other portion of dough and put it on top of the filling Perform windowpane test again Cut out extra dough and cut 4 holes 90 degrees from each other Bake pie until golden on center rack Congratulations you made Markiplier's croissant fruit pie! You can find the recipes for Ethan's pizza and Tyler's Pretzel in their respective videos if you are lucky. Or control + f "Tyler's Pretzel Recipe" and "Ethan's Recipe" and go ham scrolling through the comments.
I really like Tyler's one, it looks so good with all the berries edit: I can't stop thinking about the pies, especially Tyler's. like no joke, I wanna eat the pies they made. whenever I'm hungry I just watch this video
Mark sounds like hes a judge on a cooking show Tyler sounds like he's a contestant on said cooking show Ethan sounds like the crazy guy who escaped the asylum and found his way onto a studio set for a cooking show
@@happypantsfilmmaker1797I dont know how or why, but when i first read this, i thought it said, "Collapsable Twink" and was like "Yeah i can see ethan being a collapseable twink"
-*Ethan:* is confident then has a mental breakdown -*Mark:* Half tries and his turns out the best -*Tyler:* Sincerly tries his best and is also the calmest
Mark is a man of focus... commitment... and sheer will, something the rest know very little about, I once saw him bake the greatest pie ever in a video... with his hand... his fuckin hand...
Every video Tylers food: "That doesn't look too bad" Marks food: "That looks delicious" Ethans food: "WOW that looks..................very.........YES"
Quotes from this video that float in my mind. Eef: "Sex is great, but you ever had a pie?" Mark: "We need to develop the glutens..." *proceeds to punch pie dough* Tyler: "I had a great dream about Mickey Mouse chopping carrots that were screaming!" Such chaos, such beauty. God it's been like 3 years since this vid was posted and I'm just now commenting, oof.
So we have established that... Ethan: can't be trusted with eggs Mark: doesn't have wisks in his kitchen And Tyler:..... Tyler dreams about Mickey Mouse chopping screamimg carrots
Mark: *Crafts slightly sloppy but standard pie* Tyler: *Accidentally makes delicious Jesus berry pie* Ethan: *Makes an excellent skin pizza from Borderlands*
@@thefnafgang7372 yup, pie crusts are usually just flour, fat (butter, lard, shortening), and water. no eggs other than maybe an egg wash for browning purposes
Tyler texting Mark, “I took a piss today. It lasted 47 seconds.” Ethan texting Mark, “My grilled cheese is uneven. I think I am going to die. Mark help me please.”
i like how each of the pies kinda represent them perfectly Tyler's: just a pie, no chaos, about it just perfect. Mark's: a small bit chaotic but still reached the end goal well. Ethan's: ya...
@@DemonBoy-zs5hk I wasn't trying to steal anyone's comment. I didn't read all the comments on this video so if someone else made this comment as well and feels I stole it, I apologize. I didn't see any other comment like this, so it was not my intention.
@@sobble821 I see Mark trying to overcomplicate the process and make some fancy swiss meringue thingy, I see Tyler being dead silent as he tries to make actual frosting, and Ethan coming away with sweetened butter XD
Yes, though if we count "doing a layer" as folding it over itself(thereby doubling the current number of layers), then if he does a layer per second for 38 seconds, he'll actually have over 274 *trillion* layers. Under normal circumstances, five or six folds is enough for pastry.
*insert username* think it’s more of double the layers from before where the layers are 2m where the next would be 2(2m) then 2[2(2m)] in other words 1,2,4,8,16,32!
"I used too much egg." Eggs needed in pie crust: 0 "I think I broke the whisk." Why are you using a whisk?!?! ... why are you ALL using whisks?!!!?!!!! "That looks pretty good, actually." Nobody move, the CDC is on their way.
@@mutteni You remember that serial murderers that stuffed their victims into pies and feed it to costumers, that is somehow less suspicious than this, Ethans pie looks like what you thought the human pies would look like, but no. It's just infused with the souls and anguish of microwaved apples and the but skin after-shavings of a bigfoot/satan hybrid.
I’m going through comments at a family thing and your comment made me laugh so loud everyone looked at me for like 5 whole seconds not understanding why I’m laughing
@@MR-vk6ew That's a lot of ovens. To put it in perspective. That is 54 Sextillion, 568 quintillion, 762 quadrillion, 498 trillion, 729 billion, 382 million, 938 thousand, and 756 ovens. That's a lot of ovens. If Mark has that many ovens and they are all in his kitchen, then his kitchen must be at least 10,194,713,613,059,506 sq miles or roughly 2,686,990,572 times the size of the United States of America, or 51,749,815 times the surface area of the entire earth, or 429,904 times the surface area of Jupiter, or finally, 4,343.7 times the surface area of our own sun. That's a lot of ovens.
I love how the start of every single video like this is just so damn chaotic and wild, but at the end by the judging phase they change into totally different people
Next time Jack's in America, you should make something with him, Bob and Wade. That would be hilarious. -Bonus points if you have potatoes that aren't- -needed for the recipe-
Now that Unus Annus is gone, watching this feels like a gift that was undeserved. I will treasure the Markiplier Makes series forever. It got me through a rough time this year and I am so thankful for something like it to exist. Love you guys, momento mori.
I’ve come back to these old videos as well. It’s not Unus Annus but it’s still them and I love them all so much. I forgot how much I loved these videos I’m happy we have them. Memento Mori 🖤🤍
Tyler's pie: the sort of thing I would buy in bulk and kill myself from eating so much of it Marks pie: sort of thing you would make for Thanksgiving Ethan's "pie": the sort of thing you summon with a circle of candles
17:25 you can tell in this video that Ethan has just had a rough day and is not really liking Mark's jokes about him at the moment. Poor guy. Been there!
Something that I think would be fun to watch: Gordon Ramsay tries to teach Mark, Tyler, and Ethan how to make a dish. Like in real life, face to face, with Gordon Ramsay. I think that would be very interesting.
At 12:16 Ethan yells “knife!”. If you don’t know, eef was a manager at a kitchen before he moved to LA, and “knife” or “behind” is a very common term used in a kitchen to alert people where you are and keep everyone safe. Cool to see that his instincts still kick in to say that after all these years.
worked fast food. "behind" is very common indeed. i still do it at the movies when i work concession. helps my team know not to back into me n spill popcorn all over the place
My dad watched a lot of cooking shows when he was younger, and he really wanted to go to culinary school. He always always says something whenever he has anything dangerous; Knife, HOT!, behind.
I worked as a waiter, and sometimes my instinct to yell “door” whenever I enter a door that I can’t see through kicks in, same with “behind” and “knife” or “sharp.”
them: *constantly talks trash about each other while they're baking* also them: *is super nice and gives genuine complements and feedback while reviewing*
Mark: Whoever is editing, maybe it’s me,- Future Mark: Its me Mark: Can you put a mouse in this and put a lot of blood and real gore sound effects? Future Mark: no.
Quality Memes you're joking right, there is no way that this is better than prop Hunt, drunk Minecraft, and basically every game that he's played, how is this the best, it's barely funny, there's a few good jokes here and there but most of them miss.I don't know how you can say that, I'm offended
Ethan: "Heapass"
Mark: "No one gets that joke yet"
Ethan: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
... what’s the joke?
Or where do I go to find it?
@@dianalioness8257 markiplier makes: lego
Andrea Teves thanks.
Mario
what time was it at?
Ethan: *tries to whisk a dough*
“...I think I broke the whisk.”
Red Rhode slime ten minute power hour flashbacks
Whisp
Dan: **shivers**
TBHJorden wasp
It was sad when he said he didn't mean to
Markiplier's Fruit Pie
Ingredients:
All-purpose flour
Salted stick of butter
Large box of Blueberries
Large box of Raspberries
7 Apples
Grounded Cinnamon
Grounded Nutmeg
Cane sugar
Salt
2 Eggs
[Making the "pie crust"]
Don't wash your hands, there is no reason to. Optionally rub the nearest person to you for that rustic taste
Spray a little spit into the bowl for that nice pop of flavor
Add about a cup and a half of flour
Add a teaspoon of salt
Add 2 eggs
Contemplate who opened and used the cinnamon
Never touch the nutmeg, it is just there for emotional support
Possibly 2-3 tablespoons of water or enough to make the texture look dough like
Flour the surface you are using
Knead the dough and start beating the dough until you are close
After a bit of beating and kneading form the dough into a thick circle or a mound like thing
Beat the dough with a rolling pin 27 times
Place 2-3 squares of butter on half of the dough and fold it
Beat the dough with the rolling pin evenly
Repeat the last 2 steps again
Fold the dough 6 more times without butter and roll it out after each fold, no this is not a croissant silly
You should have folded your dough a total of 8 times
Prove the dough for an hour
[Making the filling]
Peel 7 apples
Note that you don't have any whores
Place pan on stove at medium heat
Slice 2 apples into 4 faces around the core. The core should end up as a rectangular cutout
Save the 2 cores for your dead family
Place apple into pan and then realize they are too big
Cut each face into thirds and add back into pan
Add half a box of blueberries
Squish 2 handfuls of raspberries and add them to the pan
Dust the fruit and berries with sugar with an even coating
Cook until berries are soft
Say goodbye to the 5 other apples you will never use
[Completing the pie]
Split dough into 2 portions
Flour your surface and roll out dough
Perform windowpane test
Place first portion into the pie tray
Add filling
Roll out other portion of dough and put it on top of the filling
Perform windowpane test again
Cut out extra dough and cut 4 holes 90 degrees from each other
Bake pie until golden on center rack
Congratulations you made Markiplier's croissant fruit pie! You can find the recipes for Ethan's pizza and Tyler's Pretzel in their respective videos if you are lucky. Or control + f "Tyler's Pretzel Recipe" and "Ethan's Recipe" and go ham scrolling through the comments.
the effort put into this is amazing
He used One egg
Everyone needs emotional support nutmeg.
29:34 I wish they did milk this for all it's worth
Hats off to you! This is amazing!
tylers pie slice looks like something out of a shop. markes slice looks like something home made. Ethans looks back at you
I really like Tyler's one, it looks so good with all the berries
edit: I can't stop thinking about the pies, especially Tyler's. like no joke, I wanna eat the pies they made. whenever I'm hungry I just watch this video
The snack that -smiles- stares back!
I spat out my spaghetti while reading this
@Fun With Minerals i can actually, but not bake
@Fun With Minerals bro shut up, leave people alone
List of things Ethan broke in this video:
The whisk
The apple peeler
His own pie
Probably his sanity
Mark and Tyler's taste buds
And my heart
500th like
@@dogsareawesome9197 not anymore , I unliked it
@@Dylswiththepills you're evil.
So true tho UwU
Mark: being a masochist
Ethan: having a mental breakdown
Tyler: genuinely making a pie
Me: still recovering from unus annus
I ahate you
@@gabriellopez5876 tf they do to you
@@gabriellopez5876 badlands ripoff, don’t disrespect ocean chugger.
Tyler is always so genuine with it though.
Mark: Made a good-looking pie
Tyler: Made a good-tasting pie
Ethan: Made a _pie?_
nah ethan made a soul consumer
Ethan made a 20/20 looking pie
Scary pie
He made a face
Cream
The title isn't wrong... Mark did make a pie, Tyler made a tart with a little thingy on top and Ethan... He was there...
Ethan cooked somebody's face
It's very rare for a comment to make me laugh
You are one of the rare the ones
@@angelapickett198 you and me both
john bade Ethan probably sliced someones face off
@@papasauce6040 me too!
The “Sex is great but you ever had a pie” should be a shirt
Thanks evil flint lockwood 😂
Can anyone time stamp it
a banana cream pie-
Why dose that remind me of a vine
@@feggy9680 2:34
Mark: "Editor, put a mouse on this sharp thing with blood and guts"
Also Mark: *No*
309 likes But no comments till now
oh shit I had no idea I had this many likes, Thanks guys
Epicthomas 2000 I...you think??
yeah we know, we watched the video
Also
*IT'S ME* got me 👌🤣🤣
Mark sounds like hes a judge on a cooking show
Tyler sounds like he's a contestant on said cooking show
Ethan sounds like the crazy guy who escaped the asylum and found his way onto a studio set for a cooking show
= All Markiplier Makes videos
Yes, the GCPD is working hard on getting Ethan back to intensive treatment in Arkham asylum
Oh shoot... 666 likes..
I instantly thought of Mettaton from undertale when you said he sounds like a judge on a cooking show, I think I need mental help
Oh my god. XD
I dont know how Ethan used the whisk correctly and broke it and how Mark was just mashing with it and didn’t
A whisk is for batter they were making dough so using it correctly put too much pressure
maybe mark broke it and left it for ethan to find
i think it was a collapsable whisk
@@happypantsfilmmaker1797I dont know how or why, but when i first read this, i thought it said, "Collapsable Twink" and was like "Yeah i can see ethan being a collapseable twink"
@@PirateOfGermanywhat?!😰😰
Every Markiplier Makes like:
Mark: *I grew up poor*
Tyler: *L A U G H S*
Ethan: *E G G*
ETHAN'S HOW TO BASIC!!!
Albert Shi in this he’s like, “Appul”
@@EchoSD Oh...My...God.
Albert Shi this is the most accurate shit I swear😂😂😂😭
@@EchoSD your soooo.....right
The “We need more time” “We don’t need more time!” bit really hits hard now
Was just about to say that, memento mori my friend, we were there
Our tears will hydrate the swords at the throats of our enemies. Memento Mori.
It really does 😔😔
why this making me want to cry ;-;
Nooooo😢😢
-*Ethan:* is confident then has a mental breakdown
-*Mark:* Half tries and his turns out the best
-*Tyler:* Sincerly tries his best and is also the calmest
You have described all cooking with markiplier videos.
Technically Tyler’s turned out the best in flavor and Mark just had the best looking
the boys
Rn Spurgn and ethan’s, well it just failed
Tyler: makes pie crust
Mark: makes a croissant
Ethan: makes an abomination
Ok
@@punkleton9901 why respond if you were just gonna say "ok" like???
ok
@@quinnethquinniganNot only did I say "Ok" almost a year ago, but another person said it as well
@@punkleton9901 i was just asking the point of saying "ok" to a comment
mark:*presses on his pie* "oh look steam comes out!"
ethan:*presses on his pie*
me: "oh look you can hear the screams of the damned!"
christiaan Coetser the broken the beaten and the damned
faceless_phan do I hear the g note calling😂
Just Another Artist you sure? Cuz you made this comment two weeks ago, and they made theirs one month ago.
And yours three hours! Counting is fun! (literally becoming patton from sanders sides)
Pro Vlogs I have found another Fander
"If that talks to me before I eat it, I'm going to be very upset"
Best line in the video
I personally like "Yes, kill that thing" when Ethan says he'll go first to slice his pi-... I mean sacrifice
Not concerned or scared...just really really upset
Yeah. It kinda is. 😂
If my food talks to me I would be more then concerned
Have you forgotten about "Sex is great, but ever had a pie?"
Mark: looks the best
Tyler: tastes the best
Ethan: _tried his best_
Micheal KO nah it was a pan of apple slices. he had no time to cook it for real
also Ethan: dO yOu EvEr JuSt GiVe Up
Ethan did not succeed, you use a whisk for batter not dough. If you use it for dough it is to *THICC*
Ethen just gets an automatic win
I think this is why so many people relate to Ethan
I love baking pies, this video was a roller coaster of emotions for me.
Mark: "You need to develop the gluten"
Me: "NO!"
HARD. SAME. my inner chef is traumatized.
All I know about making apple pie is that Ethan Cored the Apples bad.
Chewy Crust™
Lol. Pastry chef here. Nooooooo to the extra gluten development in the pie dough. 😂. Just no.
When Ethan baked his apples in the microwave my soul left my body
Tyler: secretly a masterchef
Mark: a ManChild making jokes out of everything and not taking it seriously but pretending he is
Ethan: trying his best
Trying his best- true
"Did you just taste tHaT ?!"
So true
Why is this so true???
Rip to Ethan
Really to Mark
And tell the truth to Tyler
THE THING IS ETHAN ISNT EVEN A BAD COOK EVEN A LITTLE BUT IN THESE VIDEOS-
Mark’s looked the best, Tyler’s tasted the best, and Ethan’s had a lot of _personality_
@Fandom Crew In this case, it was made from a person
Yeah the personality was Necronomicon
Not just that it was CURSED, it litteraly turns to ash once you taste it
This is a cursed pie
You sound like my first grade teacher
A summary of literally every Markiplier majes
It's very obvious when Mark is editing by how many times someone's face is distorted, and I love it
Ethan: is confused
Mark: succeeds through sheer will
Tyler: genuinely tries
Mark is a man of focus... commitment... and sheer will, something the rest know very little about, I once saw him bake the greatest pie ever in a video... with his hand... his fuckin hand...
Boooom man 500th like!
daniel
Stop. Just stop.
why don’t u stop
That's it. That's the whole series.
Every video
Tylers food: "That doesn't look too bad"
Marks food: "That looks delicious"
Ethans food: "WOW that looks..................very.........YES"
More like
Ethan- WoAaAaaa
HoW mAnY EggS cOuLd I PuT iN tHiS??
E G G
Tyler fails but somehow still makes it correctly
Mark fails but it still turns out alright
Ethan fails in spectacular ways
ethan: "I think i broke the whisk"
Also ethan: *brakes apple peeler*
wait apple peelers have brakes!?
*breaks
* breaks
Breaks*
*breaks pie*
Quotes from this video that float in my mind.
Eef: "Sex is great, but you ever had a pie?"
Mark: "We need to develop the glutens..." *proceeds to punch pie dough*
Tyler: "I had a great dream about Mickey Mouse chopping carrots that were screaming!"
Such chaos, such beauty.
God it's been like 3 years since this vid was posted and I'm just now commenting, oof.
Eh could be worse, could be 4
Don't forget "If you don't have a filling in your pie you dont have a pie fuckhole"
@@benelated5638 How about 4 and change?
you forgot to mention the singing while slicing the apples
Mine extra one is:
"OHH, if you don't have a filling in your pie, you don't have a pie, fuck-hole!"
Marks storys about his childhood every video is like Heinz Doofenshmirtz childhood
Cheese
i was tryna find this from a video i saw and im so glad i found it
@@ash1060 from clumsys video?
It constantly changes
@@confusion2193 yeah
21:01
Mark: *freaking out cuz it’s hot*
Tyler: *trying to figure a way to hold it*
Ethan: *smiles sweetly like a smol boi*
smol bean :3
So we have established that...
Ethan: can't be trusted with eggs
Mark: doesn't have wisks in his kitchen
And Tyler:..... Tyler dreams about Mickey Mouse chopping screamimg carrots
Yeah Mark may be a man with 5 ovens but not whisks
e g g
@@kayleed3407 priorities man
Again with Ethan: like all “Markiplier makes” videos
@@kayleed3407 yeah LOL
Mark thinking that he knows the secret trick to making a pie crust:
Croissant: imma ruin this whole man's career
To be fair, croissant crust pie sounds very good.
Mark: *Crafts slightly sloppy but standard pie*
Tyler: *Accidentally makes delicious Jesus berry pie*
Ethan: *Makes an excellent skin pizza from Borderlands*
Jesus berry pie is my favorite flavor!
I think we all need jesus berry flavor in our lives, here on the internet.
i think that skin pizza sounds tasty
Crunchy
Ethan while cutting his pie:
Ethan: "It's a little crusty"
Ethan: **is literally sawing it**
Everybody: “mark is so sweet”
Mark : *beats the hell out of the pie crust*
*steals rolling pin
My name is Teagan spelled the exact same way
@@ashpelt4677 my name is teagan spelled William
YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE?
Lol
Mark: I can’t think of a single redeeming quality about your creation.
Ethan: Scare factor.
That is indeed a quote from the video.
@@Avruthlelbh Good spotting :)
"i put three!" "i put two?" "i put one."
you're supposed to put *none*
Wait really? I didn’t know that I never make homemade pie crust I get the already made one lol
@@thefnafgang7372 yup, pie crusts are usually just flour, fat (butter, lard, shortening), and water. no eggs other than maybe an egg wash for browning purposes
@@jacksonpurcell8625 noted for the next time I make pie
Thank you for sharing your smarts
i was searching for someone to have commented this thank u
Thank you! 🤣 I was literally shaking my head when they put eggs in their crust.
Tyler texting Mark, “I took a piss today. It lasted 47 seconds.”
Ethan texting Mark, “My grilled cheese is uneven. I think I am going to die. Mark help me please.”
_🥸_
I don't understand
@@josephmurphy417 you don't have to understand 😌
They really do have that relationship don't they? 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't even realize this was a reference. This just so perfectly describes their dynamic
I will never forget the blood, sweat and *souls* that went into Ethan's pie...
more on the *souls* part
And the germs from the floor
BRING ME THEIR SOULS👹
And skin
Read the damn necronomicon for the recipe
Tyler's pie: Is a nice pie
Mark's pie: Super appealing to look at
Ethan's pie: You don't eat the pie, the pie eats you
C U R S E D P I E
Tyler made a tart
Mark made a pie with uncut crust
And Ethan made- a sacrifice-
LMAOO
I don't know why this made me laugh so much XD
It is not a tart, it is called a lattice, its a type of pie.
Pie needs to be sweeter than hell. :3
wavey04 is it? Idk it’s not like I’m a pie expert lol, all I know is that a tart is like a pie but without the top crust
Ethan’s pie is literally the snack that smiles back but instead it eats your intestines after you eat it
Yes, yes it is.
Underrated comment
Goldfish
So that was the intestine filling back in the day
What is this a freaking commercial
Mark: *eating off of Ethan's finger* I don't want a gif of this to exist.
Also Mark: *basically all of Unus Annus*
I mean…pretty much all of Unus Annus could be very misconstrued without context.
Momento Mori
what is unus annus. that doesn't exist.
@@OGredvapor exactly
@@OGredvapor you came too late my friend. You missed something wonderful. Memento Mori. Unus Annus.
i like how each of the pies kinda represent them perfectly
Tyler's: just a pie, no chaos, about it just perfect.
Mark's: a small bit chaotic but still reached the end goal well.
Ethan's: ya...
Mark: WE GREW UP POOR
Also Mark: I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS
What a glow-up
He only had an ass brick growing up, so ovens are the epitome of privilege and wealth to him
Hey, he got a lot of bad karma for living in a dumpster.
@@DemonBoy-zs5hk I wasn't trying to steal anyone's comment. I didn't read all the comments on this video so if someone else made this comment as well and feels I stole it, I apologize. I didn't see any other comment like this, so it was not my intention.
I remember that! 😂 That's from his Creme Brulee episode right?
Tyler: tries hard and usually stays quiet, doing his own thing
Mark: also tries hard but makes it fun and jokes around
Ethan: *iT's a wAtER tESt*
Ethan: I baked you a *p i e*
Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor?
Ethan: *chalk and disappointment.*
OH MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR :D
Pie flavor
I think you mean
Ethan: I baked you a p i e
Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor?
Ethan: *_*screams in demonic tongues*_*
Watching this in 2022, still laughing at it (also, I was late to the party, lol). Also...am I the only one who wants to see "Markiplier Makes: Pasta"?
I want to see Markiplier Makes: Doughnuts
Oh god both of those ideas i so want to see
Omg that'd be amazing
I'd love that! And possibly a markiplier makes: cupcakes if they haven't already? It's simple but I'd love to see how they do the frosting haha
@@sobble821 I see Mark trying to overcomplicate the process and make some fancy swiss meringue thingy, I see Tyler being dead silent as he tries to make actual frosting, and Ethan coming away with sweetened butter XD
Tyler: Serious and concentrated when he wants to be
Ethan: Cant help but being stupidly funny and destructive
Mark: Has the attention span of a rock
HEY! thats MEAN! .....to rocks XD
Honestly, yea
Well he does have ADHD
Rocks seem to have good attention when being thrown at someone🤔
Trueee
“I’m gonna wash my hands LiKe AlL gOoD cHeFs ShOuLd! Have we learned NOThing?”
Tyler- i already washed my hands
The way he just reassured Amy killed me.”Amy I don’t have any whores.”
Time stamp?
@@coolfishron6668 11:09
I liked hearing about the different number of eggs they used while making a PIE CRUST
It needs at least one, but maybe that’s because I do gluten-free baking
I know it's been a year but I don't make gluten free pie, so I have no need for eggs, I was unaware that gluten free crust needed egg.
Good to know
"Sex is great, but have you tried PIE?"
A boy after my heart.
Lol literally me xD
Does anyone know what time that was I’m trying to find it
@@beccaboo3236 Its at the beginning 2:34
Dean Winchester would agree
Jason Biggs has an even better idea
Ethan: *doing his best*
The Audience: *Everyone liked that* 🥺
Nice joke now lets talk bout that I funny watermark
Im the 666th like haha I got the funny number
@@endithme1797 you mean 69 or 420 right
E
@@endithme1797 LMAO XD HAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD
Amy : 38 seconds
Mark: I wIlL hAvE 1o0 lAyErS iF I dO a LaYeR a SeCoNd
Me, who failed math : .... yeah, sounds about right.
Yes, though if we count "doing a layer" as folding it over itself(thereby doubling the current number of layers), then if he does a layer per second for 38 seconds, he'll actually have over 274 *trillion* layers.
Under normal circumstances, five or six folds is enough for pastry.
@@PangolinMontanari 5 might be enough, but why not just go all the way to 274 trillion? the more the better
civandalic your math scares me
How do you fail math? Did you just not pay attention?
*insert username* think it’s more of double the layers from before where the layers are 2m where the next would be 2(2m) then 2[2(2m)] in other words 1,2,4,8,16,32!
Mark and Ethan: *being as reckless and crazy as possible*
Meanwhile Tyler: *just casually peacefully making his pie*
Ethan: I’m gonna wash my hands. hAVE We lEArNEd nOtHiNg?
Me *in quarantine*: well-
"I used too much egg."
Eggs needed in pie crust: 0
"I think I broke the whisk." Why are you using a whisk?!?! ... why are you ALL using whisks?!!!?!!!!
"That looks pretty good, actually." Nobody move, the CDC is on their way.
I was so confused by that! I don't even think Tyler or Ethan used butter
Well ethan DID do a butter flip on bowl's rim. Idk just saying
I like that seeing these three non-bakers do their thing is something of a horror show to people who know anything about it
Yeah my mom made pancakes and she used SIX eggs
They were terrible
I feel like Ethan is constantly on the verge of having a mental breakdown
he is
But we still love him❤️
Omg ikr
He is. Most definitely.
You same
You’ve heard of “whistle while you work.” Mark now proudly presents:
“Sing while you slice!!”
Ok
i always hope for ethan and then it all goes miserably wrong
we all hope for Ethan, bless his cursed soul
one day he shall make a pie as good as Tyler's and Mark's
xXGrace Xx no better
The identity of How to Basic is Ethan. Confirmed by the egg amount hahahaha
dont you mean heapass?
Everything Ethan ever makes in "markiplier makes" always ends up being a good representation of how put together my life is. :')
I felt that..
Mood
At least ur not alone
Egg?
|•°•|same
Ethan: I'm washing my hands
Mark: (breathes)
Ethan: As All GoOd ChEfS sHoUlD
Ethan you are precious
Have we learned nothing
Macaroni_Doodles yeah
and then mark and Tyler... I died 😂
Mark while recording: CHAOS!
Mark while editing: *n o*
Mark: *Makes pie*
Tyler: *Makes pie*
Ethan: *Makes a whole face*
Ethan: tried to hide a body
Lmao
he put his heart and _soul_ into that pie
@@alexbowlin7044 and possibly his face
@@mutteni You remember that serial murderers that stuffed their victims into pies and feed it to costumers, that is somehow less suspicious than this, Ethans pie looks like what you thought the human pies would look like, but no. It's just infused with the souls and anguish of microwaved apples and the but skin after-shavings of a bigfoot/satan hybrid.
@@stuckincollege1778 Send me the recipe! :)
Tyler: weird berry cake thing that looks and tastes good
Mark: Shallow fruit medley pie
Ethan: Piecronomicon
Or leather faces mask
ethan: going to cry
mark: very confident about his pie
tyler: master chef
I’m going through comments at a family thing and your comment made me laugh so loud everyone looked at me for like 5 whole seconds not understanding why I’m laughing
Rock nRubyee bot?
I just watched the egg drop video, and this comment could seriously apply. poor ethan lmao
Tyler is the master chef but he's also kinda like a mad scientist. His genius is brilliant but he also... Does things. like the pie jesus cross.
I will eat his pie because I feel bad and also unam hungry please let me eat it
Making pie crust, two things you don't want to hear are
"I put too much egg..."
"We need to develop the gluten!"
Honestly the energy of Ethan baking is so purely chaotic and also 100% me when cooking with friends.
being someone who never cooked in his life I'd probably be same
Mark:”I grew up poor.”
Me: and now you have a house with multiple ovens.
yea like 54568762498729382938756 ovens
MR 64 666999 times 666420blazeitdankweedfamguccigangsquadnene69
5. 5 DAMN OVENS. Markimoo is great 😂
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!!!! ~Markimoo on Mark makes: creme brulee
@@MR-vk6ew That's a lot of ovens. To put it in perspective. That is 54 Sextillion, 568 quintillion, 762 quadrillion, 498 trillion, 729 billion, 382 million, 938 thousand, and 756 ovens. That's a lot of ovens. If Mark has that many ovens and they are all in his kitchen, then his kitchen must be at least 10,194,713,613,059,506 sq miles or roughly 2,686,990,572 times the size of the United States of America, or 51,749,815 times the surface area of the entire earth, or 429,904 times the surface area of Jupiter, or finally, 4,343.7 times the surface area of our own sun.
That's a lot of ovens.
I fear no man... But this thing... **looks at Ethan's pie** ...it scares me...
Странный Человек Nice TF2 reference
Meeehm
No hoovy
Tyler: puffy berry pie!
Mark: buttery fruit pie!
Ethan: hOrrOR PiE
Странный Человек bold of you to assume it’s a pie
mark’s right brain: PUT A MOUSE IN THIS WITH GOREY SOUNDS
mark’s left brain: No.
Mark: we need to develop the glutens
*pauses*
*SLAM SLAM SLAM*
me when i see a spider
jk me when i see a fly i like spiders
YOU CLOSE?!
he also made biscuit dough
My parents are mark and I am the gluten that needs developing
eggs needed for pie: 0
mark: 1
tyler: 2
ethan: 3
i’m still at the start of the video but i have absolute faith
@k a r m a yes, that's... what the point of the persons comment was..
hiraest why did this make me laugh sm
Wait really?
Wach the rest youll lose your faith
Just wait till u see Ethan's face pie
Ethan: *breaks amys apple peeler*
Ethan: SHHHHH you can have the ad revenue from this video
He breaks the whisk, the apple pealer
And he can’t use a knife properly
His knife skills? WACK. His whisking? WACK. His pie? WACK. The apple peeler corer slicer?
TIGHT AS F U C K
Adam Craig my mom has that. It’s tighter than fuck. Especially when you bake/can/preserve for a large family.
I love how the start of every single video like this is just so damn chaotic and wild, but at the end by the judging phase they change into totally different people
Next time Jack's in America, you should make something with him, Bob and Wade. That would be hilarious.
-Bonus points if you have potatoes that aren't-
-needed for the recipe-
Awww your profile pic is cute 💚
This comment should go viral so that Mark agrees. This would be hilarious
I just want mark and jack goofing around trying to make something with potatoes
That would be great
Imagine having corona virus and watch Ethan wash his hands as mark and Tyler rub their hands together
Currently 1:47am and I almost choked on my brownie.
@@alexm.5416 I. R E Q U I R E. T H E. B R O W N I E.
Facts tho
Actually me right now my test came back positive this morning and I just miss when I could lick my friends and not worry about it
@@tobiasjacobson3708 oof
Now that Unus Annus is gone, watching this feels like a gift that was undeserved. I will treasure the Markiplier Makes series forever. It got me through a rough time this year and I am so thankful for something like it to exist. Love you guys, momento mori.
Memento Vitae.
I’ve come back to these old videos as well. It’s not Unus Annus but it’s still them and I love them all so much. I forgot how much I loved these videos I’m happy we have them. Memento Mori 🖤🤍
I see we’re all coming here!
Take my virtual hug
Momento Mori My Friends
Tyler's pie: the sort of thing I would buy in bulk and kill myself from eating so much of it
Marks pie: sort of thing you would make for Thanksgiving
Ethan's "pie": the sort of thing you summon with a circle of candles
dont forget blood. XD
@@Loona_____ imma be real with you chief I forgot I said this
@@RABID_POSSUM XD
Tyler: makes a jesus looking pie
Mark: makes a normal pie
Ethan: makes a sinister pie
Alexis Rodgers I thought Tyler’s pie was a peace sign
AreWeSeeingAPattern?
Tyler's looks like a smash ball from super smash Bros
Pie made with love, pie made with effort, and pie made with hate
*devil pie
18:11
Mark: Who do you think I am?
Me: A man with 5 ovens-
how do you think i is
Omg yas
*I AM A MAN, WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS*
I got the video recommended after this one. This brought great joy
7
Mark: If someone made this for me it isn’t so bad that I would openly insult them
Mark: *Has been openly insulting Ethan for the entire video*
Don't forget every video with ethan ever 😂
Their entire friendship*
Pie crust is literally just flour, butter, water and salt. How can you get that so wrong 😂
On god, it's so easy
@ƬЄҲƬ MЄ ƠƝ ƬЄԼЄƓƦƛ @markiplier40 bot lol
egg
@@9esperr6sucks9 no egg
@@9esperr6sucks9
STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-
mark: gets mad when ethan gets water on his sweater
also mark: doesn’t get mad when ethan gets flour on his sweater
Flour wouldn't be as bad though
I think Mark was resigned to washing the hoodie by the time Ethan got the flour on it.
Ethan: ima wash my hands like all chefs should
Also Ethan: *pie looks like human skin*
He took a page from Ed Gein’s book
I just gave this comment the 269th like
Yum
He didnt wash the pie even though it was skin too?
Ethan: **I used too much egg**
Me: *like every other markiplier makes video that you've done EVER*
He used to many in the egg drop vid
Recipe: how much egg will you use?
Ethan: *Y E S*
The Recipe: [no egg]
Ethan: 3! Perfect!
17:25 you can tell in this video that Ethan has just had a rough day and is not really liking Mark's jokes about him at the moment. Poor guy. Been there!
Something that I think would be fun to watch: Gordon Ramsay tries to teach Mark, Tyler, and Ethan how to make a dish. Like in real life, face to face, with Gordon Ramsay.
I think that would be very interesting.
That would end in tears.
Gordon Ramsay's tears...
I want this
His channel is too RAW for Gordon Ramsay though...
@@siyotsistu Most likely...
That would be EPIC! XD
Mark: I baked you a pie
All subscribers: oh boy, what flavour?
Mark:
pretzels.
this was the PEAK humor in like 2013. oh my god.
*mouth full* You ever just eat a pretzel?
*PIE FLAVOR*
@@arianna1124 good one
I thought you were going to say PIE FLAVOR. Since he voiced that in asdf movie. 😂But now I see that was the joke, and you- eh...uh... never mind.
7:17
Mark: It was not time's up.
"zooms in on the knives"
Amy: "Starts sweating nervously" It said zero.
You should have said *starts sweating nervously*, using (") implies speech
Mark’s face at 2:30 is how conductors look at performers before starting a piece.
At 12:16 Ethan yells “knife!”. If you don’t know, eef was a manager at a kitchen before he moved to LA, and “knife” or “behind” is a very common term used in a kitchen to alert people where you are and keep everyone safe. Cool to see that his instincts still kick in to say that after all these years.
my dad used to work in a kitchen, as did i. he still says “on your left” when walking past me lol
worked fast food. "behind" is very common indeed. i still do it at the movies when i work concession. helps my team know not to back into me n spill popcorn all over the place
My dad watched a lot of cooking shows when he was younger, and he really wanted to go to culinary school. He always always says something whenever he has anything dangerous; Knife, HOT!, behind.
I worked as a waiter, and sometimes my instinct to yell “door” whenever I enter a door that I can’t see through kicks in, same with “behind” and “knife” or “sharp.”
Same lol. We have “on your back” & the kitchen has “hot” or “knife”
This is how every “Markiplier makes” ends
Mark- not enough (of one thing)
Ethan- wayyy to much of something
Tyler- ALMOST perfect
❤️❤️loved this video
You just summed up all of they're videos together
for ethan it's somehow also specifically too much egg (at least for the food ones). let us not forget his scrambled egg "pretzel" lol
Anjalee Barber This is so true though😂
them: *constantly talks trash about each other while they're baking*
also them: *is super nice and gives genuine complements and feedback while reviewing*
watching this on pi day 3 years later bc this is still one of my fave videos that mark made with tyler and ethan
Mark: Whoever is editing, maybe it’s me,-
Future Mark: Its me
Mark: Can you put a mouse in this and put a lot of blood and real gore sound effects?
Future Mark: no.
XD
future mark: *triggered as Mark keep asking for editing effects
also future mark: why was i such a asshole
Is it just me or does post mark sound like a pissed off Mads Michelson
His voice is way more deeper than usual......
Probably cause he wants to sleep
@@imweirdfiteme593 yep or he was so pissed off by himself whe he was recording the vid
*Ethan:* heapass?
*Mark:* they don't get that joke yet
HA
What? It might just be my sleep deprived mind but I don’t get it......
TheIdioticFox it’s from there LEGO building video I think
@@angelaj.6672 but where did heapass originate from?
@@remubruh8896 from the lego building video they did
“Markiplier Makes” is by far the best series that mark has made. Omg I love watching and rewatching them every time he comes out with a new one. ❤️😂
Markiplier makes markiplier makes; behind the scenes of markiplier makes
Quality Memes you're joking right, there is no way that this is better than prop Hunt, drunk Minecraft, and basically every game that he's played, how is this the best, it's barely funny, there's a few good jokes here and there but most of them miss.I don't know how you can say that, I'm offended
Saaaaame
@@elibell6550 I also think it's the best, preferences I guess..
Actually fr though
Love Mark thanking Amy nonstop. Shows how much he loves her
6:21
Mark: You gotta fold layers of butter
Me: That's for *CROISSANTS* !
Don't you use puff pastry for pies too?
That's actually just puff pastry in general but you can use puff pastry in pie especially for the top/lid like Marks
Cwossont
Gordan Ramsey?
Pâte feuillettée !