Markiplier Makes: PIE

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  • @willstr88
    @willstr88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4524

    Ethan: "Heapass"
    Mark: "No one gets that joke yet"
    Ethan: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

    • @dianalioness8257
      @dianalioness8257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ... what’s the joke?
      Or where do I go to find it?

    • @Andrea-di7xq
      @Andrea-di7xq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@dianalioness8257 markiplier makes: lego

    • @dianalioness8257
      @dianalioness8257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Andrea Teves thanks.

    • @vipsnap2707
      @vipsnap2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mario

    • @dogeman99
      @dogeman99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what time was it at?

  • @thatqueerguitarginge
    @thatqueerguitarginge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4212

    Ethan: *tries to whisk a dough*
    “...I think I broke the whisk.”

  • @goldminer1275
    @goldminer1275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2956

    Markiplier's Fruit Pie
    Ingredients:
    All-purpose flour
    Salted stick of butter
    Large box of Blueberries
    Large box of Raspberries
    7 Apples
    Grounded Cinnamon
    Grounded Nutmeg
    Cane sugar
    Salt
    2 Eggs
    [Making the "pie crust"]
    Don't wash your hands, there is no reason to. Optionally rub the nearest person to you for that rustic taste
    Spray a little spit into the bowl for that nice pop of flavor
    Add about a cup and a half of flour
    Add a teaspoon of salt
    Add 2 eggs
    Contemplate who opened and used the cinnamon
    Never touch the nutmeg, it is just there for emotional support
    Possibly 2-3 tablespoons of water or enough to make the texture look dough like
    Flour the surface you are using
    Knead the dough and start beating the dough until you are close
    After a bit of beating and kneading form the dough into a thick circle or a mound like thing
    Beat the dough with a rolling pin 27 times
    Place 2-3 squares of butter on half of the dough and fold it
    Beat the dough with the rolling pin evenly
    Repeat the last 2 steps again
    Fold the dough 6 more times without butter and roll it out after each fold, no this is not a croissant silly
    You should have folded your dough a total of 8 times
    Prove the dough for an hour
    [Making the filling]
    Peel 7 apples
    Note that you don't have any whores
    Place pan on stove at medium heat
    Slice 2 apples into 4 faces around the core. The core should end up as a rectangular cutout
    Save the 2 cores for your dead family
    Place apple into pan and then realize they are too big
    Cut each face into thirds and add back into pan
    Add half a box of blueberries
    Squish 2 handfuls of raspberries and add them to the pan
    Dust the fruit and berries with sugar with an even coating
    Cook until berries are soft
    Say goodbye to the 5 other apples you will never use
    [Completing the pie]
    Split dough into 2 portions
    Flour your surface and roll out dough
    Perform windowpane test
    Place first portion into the pie tray
    Add filling
    Roll out other portion of dough and put it on top of the filling
    Perform windowpane test again
    Cut out extra dough and cut 4 holes 90 degrees from each other
    Bake pie until golden on center rack
    Congratulations you made Markiplier's croissant fruit pie! You can find the recipes for Ethan's pizza and Tyler's Pretzel in their respective videos if you are lucky. Or control + f "Tyler's Pretzel Recipe" and "Ethan's Recipe" and go ham scrolling through the comments.

    • @jungoshreds
      @jungoshreds ปีที่แล้ว +145

      the effort put into this is amazing

    • @desirayluna
      @desirayluna ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He used One egg

    • @odstarmor557
      @odstarmor557 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Everyone needs emotional support nutmeg.

    • @bulbagirl3213
      @bulbagirl3213 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      29:34 I wish they did milk this for all it's worth

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hats off to you! This is amazing!

  • @lanetorty7529
    @lanetorty7529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10399

    tylers pie slice looks like something out of a shop. markes slice looks like something home made. Ethans looks back at you

    • @naan000
      @naan000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      I really like Tyler's one, it looks so good with all the berries
      edit: I can't stop thinking about the pies, especially Tyler's. like no joke, I wanna eat the pies they made. whenever I'm hungry I just watch this video

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      The snack that -smiles- stares back!

    • @abyssthenoot4629
      @abyssthenoot4629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I spat out my spaghetti while reading this

    • @lanetorty7529
      @lanetorty7529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Fun With Minerals i can actually, but not bake

    • @devendoffing7004
      @devendoffing7004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Fun With Minerals bro shut up, leave people alone

  • @leviathanquinn2670
    @leviathanquinn2670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5343

    List of things Ethan broke in this video:
    The whisk
    The apple peeler
    His own pie
    Probably his sanity
    Mark and Tyler's taste buds

  • @beans7535
    @beans7535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9564

    Mark: being a masochist
    Ethan: having a mental breakdown
    Tyler: genuinely making a pie

    • @erichshawn
      @erichshawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Me: still recovering from unus annus

    • @gabriellopez5876
      @gabriellopez5876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I ahate you

    • @wilfordsgf
      @wilfordsgf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@gabriellopez5876 tf they do to you

    • @mortuaryy
      @mortuaryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gabriellopez5876 badlands ripoff, don’t disrespect ocean chugger.

    • @gamelizzy6035
      @gamelizzy6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Tyler is always so genuine with it though.

  • @slimyboixd
    @slimyboixd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Mark: Made a good-looking pie
    Tyler: Made a good-tasting pie
    Ethan: Made a _pie?_

    • @kirstywaller4564
      @kirstywaller4564 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      nah ethan made a soul consumer

    • @t-hizzle2A
      @t-hizzle2A ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ethan made a 20/20 looking pie

    • @Dibious
      @Dibious 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Scary pie

    • @mu5hr00m_furry
      @mu5hr00m_furry 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He made a face

    • @rrubyrred
      @rrubyrred 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cream

  • @Sophia_Spider
    @Sophia_Spider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4239

    The title isn't wrong... Mark did make a pie, Tyler made a tart with a little thingy on top and Ethan... He was there...

    • @johnbade8820
      @johnbade8820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Ethan cooked somebody's face

    • @angelapickett198
      @angelapickett198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's very rare for a comment to make me laugh
      You are one of the rare the ones

    • @papasauce6040
      @papasauce6040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@angelapickett198 you and me both

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      john bade Ethan probably sliced someones face off

    • @chloetong4918
      @chloetong4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@papasauce6040 me too!

  • @That_Guy_I_Guess
    @That_Guy_I_Guess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7131

    The “Sex is great but you ever had a pie” should be a shirt

    • @BluKins9
      @BluKins9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Thanks evil flint lockwood 😂

    • @feggy9680
      @feggy9680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Can anyone time stamp it

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      a banana cream pie-

    • @slushypup5597
      @slushypup5597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Why dose that remind me of a vine

    • @LelaniWaterflower
      @LelaniWaterflower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@feggy9680 2:34

  • @michaelsucksatlife2007
    @michaelsucksatlife2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4701

    Mark: "Editor, put a mouse on this sharp thing with blood and guts"
    Also Mark: *No*

    • @HD-zj7dy
      @HD-zj7dy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      309 likes But no comments till now

    • @michaelsucksatlife2007
      @michaelsucksatlife2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      oh shit I had no idea I had this many likes, Thanks guys

    • @crissy4445
      @crissy4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Epicthomas 2000 I...you think??

    • @cukik6325
      @cukik6325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah we know, we watched the video

    • @davidmunoz8171
      @davidmunoz8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also
      *IT'S ME* got me 👌🤣🤣

  • @victoriajoy8977
    @victoriajoy8977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5271

    Mark sounds like hes a judge on a cooking show
    Tyler sounds like he's a contestant on said cooking show
    Ethan sounds like the crazy guy who escaped the asylum and found his way onto a studio set for a cooking show

    • @lexi_hana
      @lexi_hana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      = All Markiplier Makes videos

    • @traptionist5115
      @traptionist5115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yes, the GCPD is working hard on getting Ethan back to intensive treatment in Arkham asylum

    • @smirkfanta5535
      @smirkfanta5535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh shoot... 666 likes..

    • @shortbeans468
      @shortbeans468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I instantly thought of Mettaton from undertale when you said he sounds like a judge on a cooking show, I think I need mental help

    • @_Mystic_Melody
      @_Mystic_Melody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my god. XD

  • @nightmarishtaco3434
    @nightmarishtaco3434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2383

    I dont know how Ethan used the whisk correctly and broke it and how Mark was just mashing with it and didn’t

    • @Wertyuio.
      @Wertyuio. ปีที่แล้ว +124

      A whisk is for batter they were making dough so using it correctly put too much pressure

    • @thenecromancer4113
      @thenecromancer4113 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      maybe mark broke it and left it for ethan to find

    • @happypantsfilmmaker1797
      @happypantsfilmmaker1797 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      i think it was a collapsable whisk

    • @PirateOfGermany
      @PirateOfGermany 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@happypantsfilmmaker1797I dont know how or why, but when i first read this, i thought it said, "Collapsable Twink" and was like "Yeah i can see ethan being a collapseable twink"

    • @odette9169
      @odette9169 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@PirateOfGermanywhat?!😰😰

  • @Albert-uo5cz
    @Albert-uo5cz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8907

    Every Markiplier Makes like:
    Mark: *I grew up poor*
    Tyler: *L A U G H S*
    Ethan: *E G G*

    • @EchoSD
      @EchoSD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      ETHAN'S HOW TO BASIC!!!

    • @shawnwilt6223
      @shawnwilt6223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Albert Shi in this he’s like, “Appul”

    • @sillyhead8530
      @sillyhead8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@EchoSD Oh...My...God.

    • @ateeyahshannon8009
      @ateeyahshannon8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Albert Shi this is the most accurate shit I swear😂😂😂😭

    • @SepticKit
      @SepticKit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EchoSD your soooo.....right

  • @chokero2690
    @chokero2690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5998

    The “We need more time” “We don’t need more time!” bit really hits hard now

    • @bensoglowek5858
      @bensoglowek5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Was just about to say that, memento mori my friend, we were there

    • @oop7209
      @oop7209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Our tears will hydrate the swords at the throats of our enemies. Memento Mori.

    • @swagingexo_osh8487
      @swagingexo_osh8487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It really does 😔😔

    • @actuallyaxel_
      @actuallyaxel_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      why this making me want to cry ;-;

    • @shnugglebugs5524
      @shnugglebugs5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nooooo😢😢

  • @dwiddlenaug
    @dwiddlenaug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3111

    -*Ethan:* is confident then has a mental breakdown
    -*Mark:* Half tries and his turns out the best
    -*Tyler:* Sincerly tries his best and is also the calmest

    • @savagedice1184
      @savagedice1184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You have described all cooking with markiplier videos.

    • @rnspurgn3015
      @rnspurgn3015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Technically Tyler’s turned out the best in flavor and Mark just had the best looking

    • @NominalDingus
      @NominalDingus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the boys

    • @iamraccoons
      @iamraccoons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rn Spurgn and ethan’s, well it just failed

  • @Ozloz
    @Ozloz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    Tyler: makes pie crust
    Mark: makes a croissant
    Ethan: makes an abomination

    • @punkleton9901
      @punkleton9901 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @quinnethquinnigan
      @quinnethquinnigan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@punkleton9901 why respond if you were just gonna say "ok" like???

    • @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz
      @Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

    • @punkleton9901
      @punkleton9901 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quinnethquinniganNot only did I say "Ok" almost a year ago, but another person said it as well

    • @quinnethquinnigan
      @quinnethquinnigan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@punkleton9901 i was just asking the point of saying "ok" to a comment

  • @bromigo2252
    @bromigo2252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2760

    mark:*presses on his pie* "oh look steam comes out!"
    ethan:*presses on his pie*
    me: "oh look you can hear the screams of the damned!"

    • @miagillispie1177
      @miagillispie1177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      christiaan Coetser the broken the beaten and the damned

    • @erykahvanier6913
      @erykahvanier6913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      faceless_phan do I hear the g note calling😂

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just Another Artist you sure? Cuz you made this comment two weeks ago, and they made theirs one month ago.

    • @thatcrazyhorsegirl6513
      @thatcrazyhorsegirl6513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And yours three hours! Counting is fun! (literally becoming patton from sanders sides)

    • @morgolig6095
      @morgolig6095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pro Vlogs I have found another Fander

  • @carelessguy5667
    @carelessguy5667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    "If that talks to me before I eat it, I'm going to be very upset"
    Best line in the video

    • @sirbreadstick
      @sirbreadstick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I personally like "Yes, kill that thing" when Ethan says he'll go first to slice his pi-... I mean sacrifice

    • @littlewhitebutterflies4586
      @littlewhitebutterflies4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not concerned or scared...just really really upset

    • @emilyfogerty6438
      @emilyfogerty6438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. It kinda is. 😂

    • @ashentwo6608
      @ashentwo6608 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If my food talks to me I would be more then concerned

    • @alexm.5416
      @alexm.5416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you forgotten about "Sex is great, but ever had a pie?"

  • @erayyazayyani3619
    @erayyazayyani3619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15279

    Mark: looks the best
    Tyler: tastes the best
    Ethan: _tried his best_

    • @shanestaley6595
      @shanestaley6595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Micheal KO nah it was a pan of apple slices. he had no time to cook it for real

    • @crafty2785
      @crafty2785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      also Ethan: dO yOu EvEr JuSt GiVe Up

    • @watrfall3642
      @watrfall3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ethan did not succeed, you use a whisk for batter not dough. If you use it for dough it is to *THICC*

    • @w9771
      @w9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ethen just gets an automatic win

    • @elizabethmorgan8026
      @elizabethmorgan8026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think this is why so many people relate to Ethan

  • @linren901
    @linren901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    I love baking pies, this video was a roller coaster of emotions for me.
    Mark: "You need to develop the gluten"
    Me: "NO!"

    • @oogenesis
      @oogenesis ปีที่แล้ว +18

      HARD. SAME. my inner chef is traumatized.

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All I know about making apple pie is that Ethan Cored the Apples bad.

    • @nutmeggaming11261
      @nutmeggaming11261 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chewy Crust™

    • @DahliaOlive
      @DahliaOlive 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Lol. Pastry chef here. Nooooooo to the extra gluten development in the pie dough. 😂. Just no.

    • @naturewandererZ
      @naturewandererZ หลายเดือนก่อน

      When Ethan baked his apples in the microwave my soul left my body

  • @alyssastarman7258
    @alyssastarman7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    Tyler: secretly a masterchef
    Mark: a ManChild making jokes out of everything and not taking it seriously but pretending he is
    Ethan: trying his best

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Trying his best- true

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Did you just taste tHaT ?!"

    • @yuirthorn9007
      @yuirthorn9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true

    • @its_rubee7377
      @its_rubee7377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is this so true???
      Rip to Ethan
      Really to Mark
      And tell the truth to Tyler

    • @ram-hu4hn
      @ram-hu4hn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE THING IS ETHAN ISNT EVEN A BAD COOK EVEN A LITTLE BUT IN THESE VIDEOS-

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9984

    Mark’s looked the best, Tyler’s tasted the best, and Ethan’s had a lot of _personality_

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      @Fandom Crew In this case, it was made from a person

    • @facelessjack442
      @facelessjack442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Yeah the personality was Necronomicon

    • @jube8835
      @jube8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Not just that it was CURSED, it litteraly turns to ash once you taste it
      This is a cursed pie

    • @WholeWheatDough
      @WholeWheatDough 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You sound like my first grade teacher

    • @Threebananaforaeuro
      @Threebananaforaeuro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      A summary of literally every Markiplier majes

  • @matthewroddick9737
    @matthewroddick9737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    It's very obvious when Mark is editing by how many times someone's face is distorted, and I love it

  • @echoneedslifesupport4923
    @echoneedslifesupport4923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3881

    Ethan: is confused
    Mark: succeeds through sheer will
    Tyler: genuinely tries

    • @daniel-cc6cu
      @daniel-cc6cu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Mark is a man of focus... commitment... and sheer will, something the rest know very little about, I once saw him bake the greatest pie ever in a video... with his hand... his fuckin hand...

    • @mulder0841
      @mulder0841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Boooom man 500th like!

    • @juspraim5891
      @juspraim5891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      daniel
      Stop. Just stop.

    • @smorxym4404
      @smorxym4404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why don’t u stop

    • @tate8074
      @tate8074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's it. That's the whole series.

  • @PrampIsACutie
    @PrampIsACutie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    Every video
    Tylers food: "That doesn't look too bad"
    Marks food: "That looks delicious"
    Ethans food: "WOW that looks..................very.........YES"

    • @therearealpacas
      @therearealpacas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      More like
      Ethan- WoAaAaaa
      HoW mAnY EggS cOuLd I PuT iN tHiS??

    • @frog7717
      @frog7717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      E G G

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Tyler fails but somehow still makes it correctly
      Mark fails but it still turns out alright
      Ethan fails in spectacular ways

  • @Keegans_husband
    @Keegans_husband 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4434

    ethan: "I think i broke the whisk"
    Also ethan: *brakes apple peeler*

  • @jax7394
    @jax7394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Quotes from this video that float in my mind.
    Eef: "Sex is great, but you ever had a pie?"
    Mark: "We need to develop the glutens..." *proceeds to punch pie dough*
    Tyler: "I had a great dream about Mickey Mouse chopping carrots that were screaming!"
    Such chaos, such beauty.
    God it's been like 3 years since this vid was posted and I'm just now commenting, oof.

    • @benelated5638
      @benelated5638 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh could be worse, could be 4

    • @victorcremades6876
      @victorcremades6876 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget "If you don't have a filling in your pie you dont have a pie fuckhole"

    • @alexandrebouchard1018
      @alexandrebouchard1018 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@benelated5638 How about 4 and change?

    • @TheWaMaster
      @TheWaMaster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      you forgot to mention the singing while slicing the apples

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mine extra one is:
      "OHH, if you don't have a filling in your pie, you don't have a pie, fuck-hole!"

  • @chichiman
    @chichiman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12005

    Marks storys about his childhood every video is like Heinz Doofenshmirtz childhood

    • @confusion2193
      @confusion2193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Cheese

    • @ash1060
      @ash1060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      i was tryna find this from a video i saw and im so glad i found it

    • @confusion2193
      @confusion2193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ash1060 from clumsys video?

    • @FlareTheMythical
      @FlareTheMythical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It constantly changes

    • @ash1060
      @ash1060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@confusion2193 yeah

  • @kristinapetrey214
    @kristinapetrey214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    21:01
    Mark: *freaking out cuz it’s hot*
    Tyler: *trying to figure a way to hold it*
    Ethan: *smiles sweetly like a smol boi*

  • @kennedy.dabrowiak
    @kennedy.dabrowiak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5135

    So we have established that...
    Ethan: can't be trusted with eggs
    Mark: doesn't have wisks in his kitchen
    And Tyler:..... Tyler dreams about Mickey Mouse chopping screamimg carrots

    • @kayleed3407
      @kayleed3407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Yeah Mark may be a man with 5 ovens but not whisks

    • @joogiewatkins1519
      @joogiewatkins1519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      e g g

    • @melodean9403
      @melodean9403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@kayleed3407 priorities man

    • @beautyinwonderland627
      @beautyinwonderland627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Again with Ethan: like all “Markiplier makes” videos

    • @kennedy.dabrowiak
      @kennedy.dabrowiak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kayleed3407 yeah LOL

  • @blackholes8757
    @blackholes8757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Mark thinking that he knows the secret trick to making a pie crust:
    Croissant: imma ruin this whole man's career

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      To be fair, croissant crust pie sounds very good.

  • @DarkDragon1889
    @DarkDragon1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Mark: *Crafts slightly sloppy but standard pie*
    Tyler: *Accidentally makes delicious Jesus berry pie*
    Ethan: *Makes an excellent skin pizza from Borderlands*

    • @Corey5268
      @Corey5268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jesus berry pie is my favorite flavor!

    • @Aemni1
      @Aemni1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think we all need jesus berry flavor in our lives, here on the internet.

    • @pineapplesare
      @pineapplesare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i think that skin pizza sounds tasty

    • @mirrynmcwilliams937
      @mirrynmcwilliams937 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crunchy

  • @webby5415
    @webby5415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Ethan while cutting his pie:
    Ethan: "It's a little crusty"
    Ethan: **is literally sawing it**

  • @teagansmartt4023
    @teagansmartt4023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    Everybody: “mark is so sweet”
    Mark : *beats the hell out of the pie crust*

    • @mateogonzalez5678
      @mateogonzalez5678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *steals rolling pin

    • @ashpelt4677
      @ashpelt4677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My name is Teagan spelled the exact same way

    • @aloe475
      @aloe475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ashpelt4677 my name is teagan spelled William

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE?

    • @zoenotsaying6538
      @zoenotsaying6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @adragonprobably1652
    @adragonprobably1652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Mark: I can’t think of a single redeeming quality about your creation.
    Ethan: Scare factor.

    • @Avruthlelbh
      @Avruthlelbh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is indeed a quote from the video.

    • @adragonprobably1652
      @adragonprobably1652 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Avruthlelbh Good spotting :)

  • @jacksonpurcell8625
    @jacksonpurcell8625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3542

    "i put three!" "i put two?" "i put one."
    you're supposed to put *none*

    • @thefnafgang7372
      @thefnafgang7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Wait really? I didn’t know that I never make homemade pie crust I get the already made one lol

    • @jacksonpurcell8625
      @jacksonpurcell8625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      @@thefnafgang7372 yup, pie crusts are usually just flour, fat (butter, lard, shortening), and water. no eggs other than maybe an egg wash for browning purposes

    • @thefnafgang7372
      @thefnafgang7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@jacksonpurcell8625 noted for the next time I make pie
      Thank you for sharing your smarts

    • @kowalski3389
      @kowalski3389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      i was searching for someone to have commented this thank u

    • @ti9erlilly
      @ti9erlilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thank you! 🤣 I was literally shaking my head when they put eggs in their crust.

  • @irealylikecheese2515
    @irealylikecheese2515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4499

    Tyler texting Mark, “I took a piss today. It lasted 47 seconds.”
    Ethan texting Mark, “My grilled cheese is uneven. I think I am going to die. Mark help me please.”

    • @KittieV1
      @KittieV1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _🥸_

    • @josephmurphy417
      @josephmurphy417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't understand

    • @Haleycallaghan
      @Haleycallaghan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@josephmurphy417 you don't have to understand 😌

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      They really do have that relationship don't they? 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I didn't even realize this was a reference. This just so perfectly describes their dynamic

  • @michellerabey6637
    @michellerabey6637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3752

    I will never forget the blood, sweat and *souls* that went into Ethan's pie...

  • @veritydoyle7886
    @veritydoyle7886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Tyler's pie: Is a nice pie
    Mark's pie: Super appealing to look at
    Ethan's pie: You don't eat the pie, the pie eats you

    • @ElleAustin-o4n
      @ElleAustin-o4n 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      C U R S E D P I E

  • @Prince_Benevolence
    @Prince_Benevolence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3764

    Tyler made a tart
    Mark made a pie with uncut crust
    And Ethan made- a sacrifice-

    • @nadiakeaton5680
      @nadiakeaton5680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      LMAOO

    • @lillylavender6876
      @lillylavender6876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I don't know why this made me laugh so much XD

    • @robiniguess8230
      @robiniguess8230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It is not a tart, it is called a lattice, its a type of pie.

    • @boristhealien
      @boristhealien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pie needs to be sweeter than hell. :3

    • @Prince_Benevolence
      @Prince_Benevolence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wavey04 is it? Idk it’s not like I’m a pie expert lol, all I know is that a tart is like a pie but without the top crust

  • @Zipzoop767
    @Zipzoop767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    Ethan’s pie is literally the snack that smiles back but instead it eats your intestines after you eat it

    • @1SKRAAC1D
      @1SKRAAC1D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, yes it is.

    • @BryGuy_Games
      @BryGuy_Games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment

    • @joshuabrophy4585
      @joshuabrophy4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goldfish

    • @candybiboba9216
      @candybiboba9216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So that was the intestine filling back in the day

    • @FNAFTheorist
      @FNAFTheorist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is this a freaking commercial

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    Mark: *eating off of Ethan's finger* I don't want a gif of this to exist.
    Also Mark: *basically all of Unus Annus*

    • @GtheCatLady
      @GtheCatLady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean…pretty much all of Unus Annus could be very misconstrued without context.

    • @owlcapone69
      @owlcapone69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Momento Mori

    • @OGredvapor
      @OGredvapor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      what is unus annus. that doesn't exist.

    • @monkefinder
      @monkefinder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@OGredvapor exactly

    • @Discount_Jesus
      @Discount_Jesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OGredvapor you came too late my friend. You missed something wonderful. Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

  • @no_signal_exe6981
    @no_signal_exe6981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    i like how each of the pies kinda represent them perfectly
    Tyler's: just a pie, no chaos, about it just perfect.
    Mark's: a small bit chaotic but still reached the end goal well.
    Ethan's: ya...

  • @drizzybakery7619
    @drizzybakery7619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2785

    Mark: WE GREW UP POOR
    Also Mark: I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS

    • @duckperson33
      @duckperson33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What a glow-up

    • @miss.emaline
      @miss.emaline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He only had an ass brick growing up, so ovens are the epitome of privilege and wealth to him

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey, he got a lot of bad karma for living in a dumpster.

    • @drizzybakery7619
      @drizzybakery7619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DemonBoy-zs5hk I wasn't trying to steal anyone's comment. I didn't read all the comments on this video so if someone else made this comment as well and feels I stole it, I apologize. I didn't see any other comment like this, so it was not my intention.

    • @seans.silly.little.life.
      @seans.silly.little.life. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remember that! 😂 That's from his Creme Brulee episode right?

  • @dziwne13
    @dziwne13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Tyler: tries hard and usually stays quiet, doing his own thing
    Mark: also tries hard but makes it fun and jokes around
    Ethan: *iT's a wAtER tESt*

  • @xxzombeanzxx3537
    @xxzombeanzxx3537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Ethan: I baked you a *p i e*
    Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor?
    Ethan: *chalk and disappointment.*

    • @btsfanboyd7557
      @btsfanboyd7557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OH MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR :D

    • @kaytlynnstocks7043
      @kaytlynnstocks7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pie flavor

    • @Anreii
      @Anreii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think you mean
      Ethan: I baked you a p i e
      Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor?
      Ethan: *_*screams in demonic tongues*_*

  • @cielizzy8860
    @cielizzy8860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Watching this in 2022, still laughing at it (also, I was late to the party, lol). Also...am I the only one who wants to see "Markiplier Makes: Pasta"?

    • @expiredbaker8087
      @expiredbaker8087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I want to see Markiplier Makes: Doughnuts

    • @dragongirl3881
      @dragongirl3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh god both of those ideas i so want to see

    • @mykaylacobb7303
      @mykaylacobb7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg that'd be amazing

    • @sobble821
      @sobble821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd love that! And possibly a markiplier makes: cupcakes if they haven't already? It's simple but I'd love to see how they do the frosting haha

    • @cielizzy8860
      @cielizzy8860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sobble821 I see Mark trying to overcomplicate the process and make some fancy swiss meringue thingy, I see Tyler being dead silent as he tries to make actual frosting, and Ethan coming away with sweetened butter XD

  • @Shadow-pk2di
    @Shadow-pk2di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3396

    Tyler: Serious and concentrated when he wants to be
    Ethan: Cant help but being stupidly funny and destructive
    Mark: Has the attention span of a rock

  • @kirstiecampbell6823
    @kirstiecampbell6823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    “I’m gonna wash my hands LiKe AlL gOoD cHeFs ShOuLd! Have we learned NOThing?”
    Tyler- i already washed my hands

  • @mrmasky6342
    @mrmasky6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2518

    The way he just reassured Amy killed me.”Amy I don’t have any whores.”

  • @yharr3789
    @yharr3789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I liked hearing about the different number of eggs they used while making a PIE CRUST

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It needs at least one, but maybe that’s because I do gluten-free baking

    • @yharr3789
      @yharr3789 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know it's been a year but I don't make gluten free pie, so I have no need for eggs, I was unaware that gluten free crust needed egg.
      Good to know

  • @CirqueDemonic
    @CirqueDemonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    "Sex is great, but have you tried PIE?"
    A boy after my heart.

    • @nekowerewolf
      @nekowerewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol literally me xD

    • @beccaboo3236
      @beccaboo3236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Does anyone know what time that was I’m trying to find it

    • @BT-rq2do
      @BT-rq2do 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@beccaboo3236 Its at the beginning 2:34

    • @pxnkspace
      @pxnkspace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dean Winchester would agree

    • @jwswart
      @jwswart 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason Biggs has an even better idea

  • @songbirdsystem1465
    @songbirdsystem1465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5834

    Ethan: *doing his best*
    The Audience: *Everyone liked that* 🥺

    • @luckyloki0785
      @luckyloki0785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nice joke now lets talk bout that I funny watermark

    • @endithme1797
      @endithme1797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Im the 666th like haha I got the funny number

    • @luckyloki0785
      @luckyloki0785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@endithme1797 you mean 69 or 420 right

    • @AndrewMoore498
      @AndrewMoore498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      E

    • @mightymixsal
      @mightymixsal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@endithme1797 LMAO XD HAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @arcaeae
    @arcaeae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Amy : 38 seconds
    Mark: I wIlL hAvE 1o0 lAyErS iF I dO a LaYeR a SeCoNd
    Me, who failed math : .... yeah, sounds about right.

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes, though if we count "doing a layer" as folding it over itself(thereby doubling the current number of layers), then if he does a layer per second for 38 seconds, he'll actually have over 274 *trillion* layers.
      Under normal circumstances, five or six folds is enough for pastry.

    • @danielmaher1654
      @danielmaher1654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PangolinMontanari 5 might be enough, but why not just go all the way to 274 trillion? the more the better

    • @phluffydragon8097
      @phluffydragon8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      civandalic your math scares me

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you fail math? Did you just not pay attention?

    • @darkmode96
      @darkmode96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *insert username* think it’s more of double the layers from before where the layers are 2m where the next would be 2(2m) then 2[2(2m)] in other words 1,2,4,8,16,32!

  • @Jakeknapp73
    @Jakeknapp73 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Mark and Ethan: *being as reckless and crazy as possible*
    Meanwhile Tyler: *just casually peacefully making his pie*

  • @eren-yx3cw
    @eren-yx3cw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Ethan: I’m gonna wash my hands. hAVE We lEArNEd nOtHiNg?
    Me *in quarantine*: well-

  • @tammyt3434
    @tammyt3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    "I used too much egg."
    Eggs needed in pie crust: 0
    "I think I broke the whisk." Why are you using a whisk?!?! ... why are you ALL using whisks?!!!?!!!!
    "That looks pretty good, actually." Nobody move, the CDC is on their way.

    • @satanmephestopheeleez2756
      @satanmephestopheeleez2756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was so confused by that! I don't even think Tyler or Ethan used butter

    • @suryaravi179
      @suryaravi179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well ethan DID do a butter flip on bowl's rim. Idk just saying

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I like that seeing these three non-bakers do their thing is something of a horror show to people who know anything about it

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah my mom made pancakes and she used SIX eggs

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They were terrible

  • @meevins
    @meevins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5087

    I feel like Ethan is constantly on the verge of having a mental breakdown

  • @fluididi1149
    @fluididi1149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    You’ve heard of “whistle while you work.” Mark now proudly presents:
    “Sing while you slice!!”

  • @graceh5027
    @graceh5027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3427

    i always hope for ethan and then it all goes miserably wrong

    • @Anreii
      @Anreii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      we all hope for Ethan, bless his cursed soul

    • @vx3150
      @vx3150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      one day he shall make a pie as good as Tyler's and Mark's

    • @crystalizingfire1518
      @crystalizingfire1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      xXGrace Xx no better

    • @MissPrincessinblue
      @MissPrincessinblue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The identity of How to Basic is Ethan. Confirmed by the egg amount hahahaha

    • @metalballs1004
      @metalballs1004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      dont you mean heapass?

  • @essemay
    @essemay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6768

    Everything Ethan ever makes in "markiplier makes" always ends up being a good representation of how put together my life is. :')

  • @macaroni_doodles3134
    @macaroni_doodles3134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Ethan: I'm washing my hands
    Mark: (breathes)
    Ethan: As All GoOd ChEfS sHoUlD
    Ethan you are precious

  • @GoobyOoby2702
    @GoobyOoby2702 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Mark while recording: CHAOS!
    Mark while editing: *n o*

  • @JustJelly11
    @JustJelly11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4106

    Mark: *Makes pie*
    Tyler: *Makes pie*
    Ethan: *Makes a whole face*

    • @zerraundereyes278
      @zerraundereyes278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ethan: tried to hide a body
      Lmao

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he put his heart and _soul_ into that pie

    • @mutteni
      @mutteni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexbowlin7044 and possibly his face

    • @stuckincollege1778
      @stuckincollege1778 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mutteni You remember that serial murderers that stuffed their victims into pies and feed it to costumers, that is somehow less suspicious than this, Ethans pie looks like what you thought the human pies would look like, but no. It's just infused with the souls and anguish of microwaved apples and the but skin after-shavings of a bigfoot/satan hybrid.

    • @mutteni
      @mutteni 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stuckincollege1778 Send me the recipe! :)

  • @bloodredstone6048
    @bloodredstone6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Tyler: weird berry cake thing that looks and tastes good
    Mark: Shallow fruit medley pie
    Ethan: Piecronomicon

  • @dawnmoore4845
    @dawnmoore4845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    ethan: going to cry
    mark: very confident about his pie
    tyler: master chef

    • @its_rubee7377
      @its_rubee7377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m going through comments at a family thing and your comment made me laugh so loud everyone looked at me for like 5 whole seconds not understanding why I’m laughing

    • @leommmm7650
      @leommmm7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rock nRubyee bot?

    • @charitym1353
      @charitym1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just watched the egg drop video, and this comment could seriously apply. poor ethan lmao

    • @iljaradenkovs7150
      @iljaradenkovs7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyler is the master chef but he's also kinda like a mad scientist. His genius is brilliant but he also... Does things. like the pie jesus cross.

    • @mazecake993
      @mazecake993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will eat his pie because I feel bad and also unam hungry please let me eat it

  • @Croatilillious
    @Croatilillious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Making pie crust, two things you don't want to hear are
    "I put too much egg..."
    "We need to develop the gluten!"

  • @syvyanix3613
    @syvyanix3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Honestly the energy of Ethan baking is so purely chaotic and also 100% me when cooking with friends.

    • @holydemonhighcast6731
      @holydemonhighcast6731 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      being someone who never cooked in his life I'd probably be same

  • @vadermjb6265
    @vadermjb6265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    Mark:”I grew up poor.”
    Me: and now you have a house with multiple ovens.

    • @MR-vk6ew
      @MR-vk6ew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yea like 54568762498729382938756 ovens

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MR 64 666999 times 666420blazeitdankweedfamguccigangsquadnene69

    • @deadlydemon2649
      @deadlydemon2649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      5. 5 DAMN OVENS. Markimoo is great 😂

    • @kaitlynking5518
      @kaitlynking5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!!!! ~Markimoo on Mark makes: creme brulee

    • @SupremeCreame
      @SupremeCreame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MR-vk6ew That's a lot of ovens. To put it in perspective. That is 54 Sextillion, 568 quintillion, 762 quadrillion, 498 trillion, 729 billion, 382 million, 938 thousand, and 756 ovens. That's a lot of ovens. If Mark has that many ovens and they are all in his kitchen, then his kitchen must be at least 10,194,713,613,059,506 sq miles or roughly 2,686,990,572 times the size of the United States of America, or 51,749,815 times the surface area of the entire earth, or 429,904 times the surface area of Jupiter, or finally, 4,343.7 times the surface area of our own sun.
      That's a lot of ovens.

  • @СтранныйЧеловек-ш7э
    @СтранныйЧеловек-ш7э 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3002

    I fear no man... But this thing... **looks at Ethan's pie** ...it scares me...

    • @AceDAVE
      @AceDAVE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Странный Человек Nice TF2 reference

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meeehm

    • @chameleonoverlord9749
      @chameleonoverlord9749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No hoovy

    • @audacious-sama8310
      @audacious-sama8310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Tyler: puffy berry pie!
      Mark: buttery fruit pie!
      Ethan: hOrrOR PiE

    • @ultraforce7958
      @ultraforce7958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Странный Человек bold of you to assume it’s a pie

  • @unl0vedblues126
    @unl0vedblues126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    mark’s right brain: PUT A MOUSE IN THIS WITH GOREY SOUNDS
    mark’s left brain: No.

  • @user-wl5pd4ky6r
    @user-wl5pd4ky6r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Mark: we need to develop the glutens
    *pauses*
    *SLAM SLAM SLAM*

    • @seraph4882
      @seraph4882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me when i see a spider
      jk me when i see a fly i like spiders

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU CLOSE?!

    • @joshm8297
      @joshm8297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he also made biscuit dough

    • @ginnycherry7235
      @ginnycherry7235 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My parents are mark and I am the gluten that needs developing

  • @hiraest1477
    @hiraest1477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    eggs needed for pie: 0
    mark: 1
    tyler: 2
    ethan: 3
    i’m still at the start of the video but i have absolute faith

    • @mercy8mp
      @mercy8mp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @k a r m a yes, that's... what the point of the persons comment was..

    • @natalie78na
      @natalie78na 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hiraest why did this make me laugh sm

    • @934strawberryfields
      @934strawberryfields 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait really?

    • @Horrorpilled
      @Horrorpilled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wach the rest youll lose your faith

    • @Horrorpilled
      @Horrorpilled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just wait till u see Ethan's face pie

  • @potato9434
    @potato9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Ethan: *breaks amys apple peeler*
    Ethan: SHHHHH you can have the ad revenue from this video

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He breaks the whisk, the apple pealer

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And he can’t use a knife properly

    • @adamcraig2575
      @adamcraig2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His knife skills? WACK. His whisking? WACK. His pie? WACK. The apple peeler corer slicer?
      TIGHT AS F U C K

    • @dianalioness8257
      @dianalioness8257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam Craig my mom has that. It’s tighter than fuck. Especially when you bake/can/preserve for a large family.

  • @jaymax8472
    @jaymax8472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how the start of every single video like this is just so damn chaotic and wild, but at the end by the judging phase they change into totally different people

  • @AlyBr
    @AlyBr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Next time Jack's in America, you should make something with him, Bob and Wade. That would be hilarious.
    -Bonus points if you have potatoes that aren't-
    -needed for the recipe-

    • @raindad6681
      @raindad6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awww your profile pic is cute 💚

    • @DNFAn24
      @DNFAn24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment should go viral so that Mark agrees. This would be hilarious

    • @nadiatoledo9714
      @nadiatoledo9714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just want mark and jack goofing around trying to make something with potatoes

    • @epicparadise1944
      @epicparadise1944 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be great

  • @catmaid3925
    @catmaid3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2081

    Imagine having corona virus and watch Ethan wash his hands as mark and Tyler rub their hands together

    • @alexm.5416
      @alexm.5416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Currently 1:47am and I almost choked on my brownie.

    • @readmydescifyouwant650
      @readmydescifyouwant650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@alexm.5416 I. R E Q U I R E. T H E. B R O W N I E.

    • @mrpotatoe6263
      @mrpotatoe6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Facts tho

    • @tobiasjacobson3708
      @tobiasjacobson3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Actually me right now my test came back positive this morning and I just miss when I could lick my friends and not worry about it

    • @truereaper4572
      @truereaper4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tobiasjacobson3708 oof

  • @TilDelish
    @TilDelish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2945

    Now that Unus Annus is gone, watching this feels like a gift that was undeserved. I will treasure the Markiplier Makes series forever. It got me through a rough time this year and I am so thankful for something like it to exist. Love you guys, momento mori.

    • @vagueoutline2961
      @vagueoutline2961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Memento Vitae.

    • @lizzy1322
      @lizzy1322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I’ve come back to these old videos as well. It’s not Unus Annus but it’s still them and I love them all so much. I forgot how much I loved these videos I’m happy we have them. Memento Mori 🖤🤍

    • @rennanahoshi1234
      @rennanahoshi1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I see we’re all coming here!

    • @AdrenalineHat808
      @AdrenalineHat808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Take my virtual hug

    • @TwoTwentyNinePM
      @TwoTwentyNinePM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Momento Mori My Friends

  • @RABID_POSSUM
    @RABID_POSSUM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Tyler's pie: the sort of thing I would buy in bulk and kill myself from eating so much of it
    Marks pie: sort of thing you would make for Thanksgiving
    Ethan's "pie": the sort of thing you summon with a circle of candles

    • @Loona_____
      @Loona_____ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont forget blood. XD

    • @RABID_POSSUM
      @RABID_POSSUM ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Loona_____ imma be real with you chief I forgot I said this

    • @Loona_____
      @Loona_____ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RABID_POSSUM XD

  • @alexisrodgers1384
    @alexisrodgers1384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    Tyler: makes a jesus looking pie
    Mark: makes a normal pie
    Ethan: makes a sinister pie

    • @chaoticproductions3922
      @chaoticproductions3922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alexis Rodgers I thought Tyler’s pie was a peace sign

    • @biscuitbaby6659
      @biscuitbaby6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AreWeSeeingAPattern?

    • @jiovanireyes6178
      @jiovanireyes6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tyler's looks like a smash ball from super smash Bros

    • @xm-1-24-b4
      @xm-1-24-b4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pie made with love, pie made with effort, and pie made with hate

    • @jevandelamarter1045
      @jevandelamarter1045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *devil pie

  • @regicide5521
    @regicide5521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    18:11
    Mark: Who do you think I am?
    Me: A man with 5 ovens-

  • @planetmags
    @planetmags 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    Mark: If someone made this for me it isn’t so bad that I would openly insult them
    Mark: *Has been openly insulting Ethan for the entire video*

    • @kamreeisabella5351
      @kamreeisabella5351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget every video with ethan ever 😂

    • @whereami2906
      @whereami2906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Their entire friendship*

  • @MoonyFBM
    @MoonyFBM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Pie crust is literally just flour, butter, water and salt. How can you get that so wrong 😂

    • @maxlm07
      @maxlm07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      On god, it's so easy

    • @slaughtrrd
      @slaughtrrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ƬЄҲƬ MЄ ƠƝ ƬЄԼЄƓƦƛ @markiplier40 bot lol

    • @9esperr6sucks9
      @9esperr6sucks9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      egg

    • @maxlm07
      @maxlm07 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@9esperr6sucks9 no egg

    • @coolfishron6668
      @coolfishron6668 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@9esperr6sucks9
      STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-

  • @jeannaskeete6271
    @jeannaskeete6271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    mark: gets mad when ethan gets water on his sweater
    also mark: doesn’t get mad when ethan gets flour on his sweater

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flour wouldn't be as bad though

    • @amystuart968
      @amystuart968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Mark was resigned to washing the hoodie by the time Ethan got the flour on it.

  • @Michael-xd8rv
    @Michael-xd8rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Ethan: ima wash my hands like all chefs should
    Also Ethan: *pie looks like human skin*

    • @Bluwolf-ib3qb
      @Bluwolf-ib3qb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He took a page from Ed Gein’s book

    • @Igetnobitches
      @Igetnobitches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just gave this comment the 269th like

    • @guy_onfire
      @guy_onfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yum

    • @mistermile7638
      @mistermile7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didnt wash the pie even though it was skin too?

  • @destinyyoung7347
    @destinyyoung7347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Ethan: **I used too much egg**
    Me: *like every other markiplier makes video that you've done EVER*

  • @vidhoard
    @vidhoard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    17:25 you can tell in this video that Ethan has just had a rough day and is not really liking Mark's jokes about him at the moment. Poor guy. Been there!

  • @malachaisparkles3882
    @malachaisparkles3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Something that I think would be fun to watch: Gordon Ramsay tries to teach Mark, Tyler, and Ethan how to make a dish. Like in real life, face to face, with Gordon Ramsay.
    I think that would be very interesting.

    • @Alexandra.AI.
      @Alexandra.AI. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That would end in tears.
      Gordon Ramsay's tears...

    • @tezzi4136
      @tezzi4136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I want this

    • @dionnehunt7284
      @dionnehunt7284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      His channel is too RAW for Gordon Ramsay though...

    • @dionnehunt7284
      @dionnehunt7284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@siyotsistu Most likely...

    • @CuteFluff8
      @CuteFluff8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be EPIC! XD

  • @TomO-dl2zr
    @TomO-dl2zr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5053

    Mark: I baked you a pie
    All subscribers: oh boy, what flavour?
    Mark:
    pretzels.

    • @screamy_
      @screamy_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      this was the PEAK humor in like 2013. oh my god.

    • @SofosProject
      @SofosProject 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      *mouth full* You ever just eat a pretzel?

    • @raineblackstar3522
      @raineblackstar3522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      *PIE FLAVOR*

    • @TomO-dl2zr
      @TomO-dl2zr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@arianna1124 good one

    • @alan-baird
      @alan-baird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I thought you were going to say PIE FLAVOR. Since he voiced that in asdf movie. 😂But now I see that was the joke, and you- eh...uh... never mind.

  • @threepixels2047
    @threepixels2047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    7:17
    Mark: It was not time's up.
    "zooms in on the knives"
    Amy: "Starts sweating nervously" It said zero.

  • @mechamangamonkey
    @mechamangamonkey หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Mark’s face at 2:30 is how conductors look at performers before starting a piece.

  • @Bayn_
    @Bayn_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    At 12:16 Ethan yells “knife!”. If you don’t know, eef was a manager at a kitchen before he moved to LA, and “knife” or “behind” is a very common term used in a kitchen to alert people where you are and keep everyone safe. Cool to see that his instincts still kick in to say that after all these years.

    • @anzuaoix
      @anzuaoix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      my dad used to work in a kitchen, as did i. he still says “on your left” when walking past me lol

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      worked fast food. "behind" is very common indeed. i still do it at the movies when i work concession. helps my team know not to back into me n spill popcorn all over the place

    • @thenarratorOfyourExistence
      @thenarratorOfyourExistence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      My dad watched a lot of cooking shows when he was younger, and he really wanted to go to culinary school. He always always says something whenever he has anything dangerous; Knife, HOT!, behind.

    • @bookwyrm0
      @bookwyrm0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I worked as a waiter, and sometimes my instinct to yell “door” whenever I enter a door that I can’t see through kicks in, same with “behind” and “knife” or “sharp.”

    • @embadly
      @embadly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same lol. We have “on your back” & the kitchen has “hot” or “knife”

  • @anjaleebarber9761
    @anjaleebarber9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    This is how every “Markiplier makes” ends
    Mark- not enough (of one thing)
    Ethan- wayyy to much of something
    Tyler- ALMOST perfect
    ❤️❤️loved this video

    • @paytonheilbrun5497
      @paytonheilbrun5497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You just summed up all of they're videos together

    • @jahnybravo2168
      @jahnybravo2168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      for ethan it's somehow also specifically too much egg (at least for the food ones). let us not forget his scrambled egg "pretzel" lol

    • @princessskybee0912
      @princessskybee0912 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anjalee Barber This is so true though😂

  • @-chilll_.vibes-6867
    @-chilll_.vibes-6867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    them: *constantly talks trash about each other while they're baking*
    also them: *is super nice and gives genuine complements and feedback while reviewing*

  • @m1l2000
    @m1l2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    watching this on pi day 3 years later bc this is still one of my fave videos that mark made with tyler and ethan

  • @butterfly-buck
    @butterfly-buck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    Mark: Whoever is editing, maybe it’s me,-
    Future Mark: Its me
    Mark: Can you put a mouse in this and put a lot of blood and real gore sound effects?
    Future Mark: no.

    • @fachryalfarissi1282
      @fachryalfarissi1282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      XD

    • @sneakyrifle5031
      @sneakyrifle5031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      future mark: *triggered as Mark keep asking for editing effects
      also future mark: why was i such a asshole

    • @lordashemar4322
      @lordashemar4322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Is it just me or does post mark sound like a pissed off Mads Michelson

    • @imweirdfiteme593
      @imweirdfiteme593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      His voice is way more deeper than usual......
      Probably cause he wants to sleep

    • @sneakyrifle5031
      @sneakyrifle5031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@imweirdfiteme593 yep or he was so pissed off by himself whe he was recording the vid

  • @gothbroccoli8671
    @gothbroccoli8671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    *Ethan:* heapass?
    *Mark:* they don't get that joke yet
    HA

    • @kiwi7034
      @kiwi7034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What? It might just be my sleep deprived mind but I don’t get it......

    • @angelaj.6672
      @angelaj.6672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheIdioticFox it’s from there LEGO building video I think

    • @remubruh8896
      @remubruh8896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@angelaj.6672 but where did heapass originate from?

    • @mari_blu2840
      @mari_blu2840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@remubruh8896 from the lego building video they did

  • @_stoops
    @_stoops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    “Markiplier Makes” is by far the best series that mark has made. Omg I love watching and rewatching them every time he comes out with a new one. ❤️😂

    • @yourlocalemotrainwreck1415
      @yourlocalemotrainwreck1415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Markiplier makes markiplier makes; behind the scenes of markiplier makes

    • @elibell6550
      @elibell6550 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quality Memes you're joking right, there is no way that this is better than prop Hunt, drunk Minecraft, and basically every game that he's played, how is this the best, it's barely funny, there's a few good jokes here and there but most of them miss.I don't know how you can say that, I'm offended

    • @kelvin7142
      @kelvin7142 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saaaaame

    • @helgahufflepuff4782
      @helgahufflepuff4782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elibell6550 I also think it's the best, preferences I guess..

    • @Spencerar
      @Spencerar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually fr though

  • @rebeccawalker5424
    @rebeccawalker5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love Mark thanking Amy nonstop. Shows how much he loves her

  • @link6576
    @link6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    6:21
    Mark: You gotta fold layers of butter
    Me: That's for *CROISSANTS* !

    • @maebhjaneking9530
      @maebhjaneking9530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't you use puff pastry for pies too?

    • @indispanna
      @indispanna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's actually just puff pastry in general but you can use puff pastry in pie especially for the top/lid like Marks

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cwossont

    • @beloved.sorrow
      @beloved.sorrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gordan Ramsey?

    • @soizic567
      @soizic567 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pâte feuillettée !