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  • @formeridiot8641
    @formeridiot8641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23006

    I remember downloading a flashlight app and it was just a screen where you could turn on and off a picture of a flashlight

    • @uhhuhrhrhhh7803
      @uhhuhrhrhhh7803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

      Wow that app sounds awesome I'd give it 5 stars.

    • @bellabell9677
      @bellabell9677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +815

      I thought that's what flashlights do

    • @yondermileslimpey3892
      @yondermileslimpey3892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      I think I have seen that

    • @meoviona
      @meoviona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

      I downloaded the same app when I was 8.

    • @nahueltabarez8889
      @nahueltabarez8889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

      i once had a smartphone without flash, so it didnt have a flashlight setting.
      I went to the appstore and found an app that basically set the bright of the screen to 100% and showed a pure white backgroud. Pretty ingenious if you ask me.

  • @pulak725
    @pulak725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13893

    I'm ashamed to admit that my 8-year-old self used the love calculator to measure the love between me and my doll.

    • @bumblebea8470
      @bumblebea8470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      Weird flex but ok

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      @@bumblebea8470 How is it a flex when they said they were asham-

    • @fr0ggi3princ3
      @fr0ggi3princ3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pulak same!

    • @weirdflexbutok8704
      @weirdflexbutok8704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Your 8? You lied about your age??

    • @fr0ggi3princ3
      @fr0ggi3princ3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Autumn Starling (idk know if you’re talking to me but...) no, when I said ‘same’ I meant I *used to do that when I was 8 too* not ‘I’m 8, dude... I’m 14...

  • @notjamin
    @notjamin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6842

    When I was eleven I downloaded an app called "mirror" because I wanted to use my phone as a mirror but it didn't have a front-facing camera. It obviously didn't work, because my phone did not have a front-facing camera.

    • @lore5751
      @lore5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      I-

    • @aqsafatima9065
      @aqsafatima9065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      gosh- lmao

    • @kakolovessharks
      @kakolovessharks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      My mom actually has a mirror app on her phone💀

    • @otis3909
      @otis3909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hehe

    • @SM-be5dh
      @SM-be5dh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Off your phone, boom mirror

  • @mayaanastasiayoung6739
    @mayaanastasiayoung6739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4136

    Before iPhones had flashlights, I remember downloading a flashlight app that basically just flash banged you with a totally white screen that could be used as a “flashlight”

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Honestly I used to do that with my 3DS. Just keep it on the main menu (light mode, of course), and then turn the brightness all the way to blast light so I could see in the dark.

    • @oliviamarie2137
      @oliviamarie2137 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      the good old days

    • @goncalo33
      @goncalo33 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Smartwatches' "flashlights" are literally that. It's quite funny.

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear ปีที่แล้ว +87

      On an old model smartphone (can't remember what, it wasn't one of the big brands of today), I downloaded a flashlight app that basically turned your camera flash on permanently whilst running. Since the phone itself had no flashlight functionality for the flash bulb.

    • @panickedshears
      @panickedshears ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ChrissieBear I remember those, I think I had one of those apps for my iPhone 4 or something

  • @jacobmorrison838
    @jacobmorrison838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6243

    Im pretty sure the Sarah C. and Andrew M. review was a joke. Since the abbreviation of their names is SCAM

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +940

      you might be onto something here

    • @froggerswamp
      @froggerswamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@eretking4908 Hello fellow mcyt fan

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@froggerswamp hello

    • @Kris-jr9yw
      @Kris-jr9yw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@eretking4908 you have soummoned the fandom....

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Kris-jr9yw lmao

  • @claireparmer
    @claireparmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9159

    2 years later and he’s STILL the only person on TH-cam...

    • @shutupanya
      @shutupanya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dang

    • @wistful4684
      @wistful4684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ugh

    • @Felwntr
      @Felwntr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      wew.

    • @nova-vp9rj
      @nova-vp9rj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ik it sucks

    • @gururarri6793
      @gururarri6793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Yeah but at least he has his second channel “Danny Gonzalez”

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4726

    There was an app that was banned called Send Me to Heaven where the purpose of the app was to see how high you could throw your phone in the air.

    • @zaynahlliambitanga2879
      @zaynahlliambitanga2879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      HOLY SMOKES I wish i seen that

    • @dashiefiles
      @dashiefiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      There are baseball speed test things that don’t use your camera to measure a ball traveling, it used the accelerator in your phone.
      Most I ever got on it was like 20mph because I threw it at a pillow but I still didn’t throw it hard lol

    • @cutiedemonzyt3776
      @cutiedemonzyt3776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I never would've throw my baby.

    • @akutazaki
      @akutazaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m wheezing omggggg 😂

    • @anniehoney03
      @anniehoney03 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    I just couldn't make my parents understand that an app cannot possibly check your blood pressure. They kept on telling "but it's showing right results" because it would always show average.

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chad ❤

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wow I feel bad for you. Sometimes it’s easy to take for granted that my parents are smart and have common sense lol

    • @jiru331
      @jiru331 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ABİ NAPIYOSUN BURADA

  • @Shoob-k5u
    @Shoob-k5u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3908

    Honestly I think the funniest thing is that some people wanted to know the temperature of their fingertips

    • @yeehawjigsaw6579
      @yeehawjigsaw6579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      And complain about not getting an accurate result 😂

    • @o_o5210
      @o_o5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya

    • @elenakaterinam
      @elenakaterinam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thay mustve been like, huh, I wonder what the temperature of my fingertips is.... Oh an app! Let's try it! 5 mins later: WHY DOESNT THIS APP FREAKING WORK I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TEMPERSTURE OF MY FINGERTIPS UGH

    • @kn1febunny
      @kn1febunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Silver_Swan 0518 Mm. Monpmkk

  • @EddyBurback
    @EddyBurback 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19899

    I tried to weigh myself on this video and my phone broke :(

    • @askittleswrapper8179
      @askittleswrapper8179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Eddy Burback it’s my boi Eddy

    • @A-pc7nf
      @A-pc7nf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Eddy Burback omg I love u! awesome to see you here!

    • @brocksdaddy081910
      @brocksdaddy081910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Fancy seeing you here.

    • @Crash_bandz
      @Crash_bandz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      this dude, has more comments and likes, than views, wtf?

    • @damiensmidt6708
      @damiensmidt6708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I love that the new generation of YT is actually bringing back a form of community. People used to shout each other out and could actually get along (or at least pretend to). The last couple years have just been dis tracks and drama to get them selves as much attention as they could possibly get.

  • @firerocket9944
    @firerocket9944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17678

    During lunch at school my friend pulled out one of these apps, put his name and my moms name in the slots and it was 100 percent.

    • @corvidae2741
      @corvidae2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3594

      Damn, that sucks. Is he a good step dad atleast?

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2800

      I misread this as "him and _his_ mom" and was about to go sweet home alabama

    • @Isa.no.
      @Isa.no. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      S N
      LMFAO

    • @waspdragon2086
      @waspdragon2086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      100th like

    • @ohoh8454
      @ohoh8454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      @@user-nw3ol7fk1i I thought it said me and my moms name

  • @alixiria
    @alixiria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    I don't know if I'm dissappointed or relieved that people weren't pissing on their phones to do a pregnancy test

    • @Fud4nshi
      @Fud4nshi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Be disappointed

    • @SaromeGamer
      @SaromeGamer 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Fud4nshiWhy the fuck

  • @sayma160
    @sayma160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14217

    In the past I had downloaded an app called "Nothing" and in description it said that this app does nothing. Out of curiosity, I downloaded that app and actually that app absolutely did nothing, not even had a logo. It was invisible. So I gave it 5🌟 because it did exactly what it said.

    • @ollow_is_sad5373
      @ollow_is_sad5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

      I- I can't argue with you, fair enough.

    • @sharvareedeshpande4309
      @sharvareedeshpande4309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Damn

    • @sanacankindadraw
      @sanacankindadraw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      @@ollow_is_sad5373 who stutters over text.

    • @prig1557
      @prig1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@epicwwiistuff6863 sho mams susususs

    • @ollow_is_sad5373
      @ollow_is_sad5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      @@sanacankindadraw Apparently alot of people. Just look.

  • @adierose0621
    @adierose0621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6170

    I remember when I was live 5 I put my divorced parents name into the love calculator and it said 98% so I thought they would get back together. Oh boy was I wrong 😂

  • @fickleburg1524
    @fickleburg1524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18573

    Anyone else notice that the pregnancy app is for ages 4+?

    • @pixeldragon7899
      @pixeldragon7899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

      Well, if her age is on the clock-

    • @boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180
      @boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +876

      Well I mean in the movie swiped-

    • @chrysomartinez2758
      @chrysomartinez2758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      Well if the baby....

    • @kharie3694
      @kharie3694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      The Average Thugsta able to count able to mount (I’m so sorry lmao)

    • @Zimzamzoom95
      @Zimzamzoom95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Pink Spider give it to your five year old cousin if ya need to

  • @DrippingWithStarlight
    @DrippingWithStarlight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    We used the love calculator online as kids for a laugh, mainly torturing each other putting in names of people we didn't like 😂

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s actually hilarious.

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm scared to ask who "we" is, but here I am, asking.

    • @nessstarries6204
      @nessstarries6204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Naokarma sarah and her friends

    • @juliefarrell6688
      @juliefarrell6688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i put myself with Dr. Twobrains from Wordgirl when I was 8.

    • @sketchyfrog793
      @sketchyfrog793 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      are you the sarah from Andrew M's story?

  • @FakeDavyCrockett
    @FakeDavyCrockett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8456

    I put “Drew” and “Danny” into the calculator and it told me that he isn’t narcissistic enough to be in love with himself

    • @samimartinez1409
      @samimartinez1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      This deserves more likes

    • @pogisdog
      @pogisdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Didn't happen

    • @kylaprice5553
      @kylaprice5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      @@pogisdog OH REALLY?!

    • @pogisdog
      @pogisdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kylaprice5553 Yes really

    • @kylaprice5553
      @kylaprice5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@pogisdog its a joke of course it didn't happen

  • @solomosos5230
    @solomosos5230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6701

    I’m gonna be disappointed if Drew and Amanda got pregnant and not announce it with the pregnancy test app

    • @uf3732
      @uf3732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      @@paisley6297 obviously

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@paisley6297 people often say "we're pregnant!" cuz its THEIR combined kid but it always throws me off lmao mufuggin seahorse lookin ass dad

    • @latedawns1797
      @latedawns1797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      Logan pail got drew gregnant

    • @johnathanchu8544
      @johnathanchu8544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@latedawns1797 LOGAN PAIL!!!!

    • @gecko4067
      @gecko4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@latedawns1797 *AND THEN THEY DID IT*

  • @climber1017
    @climber1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5264

    I remember being in love with a girl in school even though I was an international war criminal (long story) but we’re married now and pretty happy.

    • @weirdshrimpnumber9755
      @weirdshrimpnumber9755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Wait...What ?

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      This sounds like one of those fake story channels.
      "I married a girl I knew in school while also being an international war criminal."

    • @hannahdivic28
      @hannahdivic28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      I love how no one in the comments gets your joke

    • @jfrfilms6697
      @jfrfilms6697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Seriously same, it was really heartbreaking when I had to temporarily move to Canada to avoid prosecution! But I live in a field in Florida now with her, good times…

    • @Lemon_daehunnyy
      @Lemon_daehunnyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Takimeko It’s a joke

  • @peiran3058
    @peiran3058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    I literally just went into shock after hearing Drew say "Among us"

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      PLEASE ME TOO

    • @chunky8684
      @chunky8684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      i felt momentum for a moment

    • @WalletWorrier
      @WalletWorrier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      In 2018 to boot lol

    • @tracewaldram
      @tracewaldram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It's 2022 and it still holds power over me

    • @kadeh470
      @kadeh470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @youngclueless7364
    @youngclueless7364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21469

    I swear everyone has at least once used a love calculator unironically just to see what the results were

    • @toadstooool
      @toadstooool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2354

      I would jokingly do all my friends, and I got a really high percentage with one.
      *We are now girlfriends*

    • @excelll3332
      @excelll3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

      @@toadstooool
      HELL YEAH WOOHOO
      Congrats my dude/dudette/non binary cassette/genderfluid baguette!

    • @shaquille_oatmeal6949
      @shaquille_oatmeal6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +723

      @@excelll3332 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

    • @olympia6079
      @olympia6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i mean....

    • @Mapleman-f4n
      @Mapleman-f4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I never used a love calculator

  • @alexflynn5365
    @alexflynn5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5115

    I bet they already have a covid test on the app store

    • @babyyoda3860
      @babyyoda3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      What's your profile picture I see it a lot but idk what it is

    • @mimsycookiiess
      @mimsycookiiess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@babyyoda3860 same

    • @johndoc3517
      @johndoc3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@babyyoda3860 We don't talk about it, never again.

    • @babyyoda3860
      @babyyoda3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@johndoc3517 I found it and now want to erase my memory

    • @gray.2081
      @gray.2081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@babyyoda3860 what is it??

  • @GuillotineGunza
    @GuillotineGunza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3112

    Since Drew is the only person on TH-cam why don’t we change the name from TH-cam to Drewtube

  • @theremix54
    @theremix54 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    That dumbass joke about "visiting the dollar" deserves more love. That sweating afterwords is funny as hell

    • @lilyjones9157
      @lilyjones9157 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      one of my fav skits of drews ever

  • @jainasolo50
    @jainasolo50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4354

    That child legit left a suicide note in reviews... yikes

    • @frankharvey88
      @frankharvey88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

      Jaina Solo *scuicide

    • @farrmout
      @farrmout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @Christina Ngabekome Hey christina, can you please explain to me the meaning of the "r/woosh" thing i find a lot on youtube nowadays? Thank you in advance.

    • @sem9517
      @sem9517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@farrmout r/woooosh

    • @farrmout
      @farrmout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      @@sem9517 explain you fucking piece of shit, sorry for my temper

    • @seasonedvase2702
      @seasonedvase2702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@farrmout reddit thing, when someone misses an joke

  • @ChristinaJ01126
    @ChristinaJ01126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    I remember downloading the love calculator and put my aunt and uncles names and it said 2%
    They got divorced a month later

  • @snemehta3274
    @snemehta3274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8471

    When i was at disney world with my cousins it was extremely hot and we were waiting in line for a long time, anyway i look over and see my younger cousin download a "fan" app that was just an image of a fan rotating and proceed to point it toward herself - i don't know if this was supposed to be an attempt to trick her brain into thinking it was cooling her down or she genuinely thought it would work but it made me laugh so hard i cried (silently, because i didn't want to hurt her feelings lol)

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      I REMEMBER DOWNLOADING AN APP LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND ATTEMPTING TO DO THE SAME THING

    • @luk11c4
      @luk11c4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      nice story.

    • @DetroitHimawari
      @DetroitHimawari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Lmfao!

    • @slayyy374
      @slayyy374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Honestly this would be me

    • @hrishiksh
      @hrishiksh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@luk11c4 (long story)

  • @momokitty636
    @momokitty636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Drew has exposed me for who I really am....
    *Someone who typed numbers into a calculator just to see what number I made was the coolest.*

    • @cormarcormar
      @cormarcormar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      14

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Was it 2318008 upside down?

    • @momokitty636
      @momokitty636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Deadflower019 naw that was only with the calculators in math class 😂

    • @LostLargeCats
      @LostLargeCats 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@momokitty636I have to admit. When I was in early school I would type a lot of random stuff until calculators just to see what would happen.

  • @supdograinbarff1460
    @supdograinbarff1460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Don't you just hate it when your dollar is out of thermometers

  • @uFCapacitor
    @uFCapacitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    I'd like to think that on the 3D dog simulator, the "bug" that was fixed, was that it literally displayed a picture of a bug instead of a dog, and now they fixed it

    • @kingdomkey1601
      @kingdomkey1601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This comment is FAR too underrated. 😂😂😂

    • @danielvega71
      @danielvega71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It had holograms of fleas but they killed them with an hologram powder

    • @im.from.southpark
      @im.from.southpark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao I'm dying

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This should have been top comment 😔

    • @kir3795
      @kir3795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ik its been 2 years but im dying 😭

  • @kiwo579
    @kiwo579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3719

    Assuming that the depressed guy was around 12-13 when he made that review, hes at least 24 now. I wonder how hes doing.

    • @deathrays
      @deathrays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I'm so confused as to how it was 12 yrs ago, i checked when the app was created and it didn't make sense but oh well

    • @kiwo579
      @kiwo579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@deathrays the review date and the video date

    • @naww8210
      @naww8210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I dont think they were 12 they were probably 8 or something

    • @kiwo579
      @kiwo579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@naww8210 really? The review reeked of teen angst

    • @dianegriffith7959
      @dianegriffith7959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@naww8210 thats when he started crushing on sarah c

  • @chancematters
    @chancematters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Are we not gonna talk about the poor guy who had an actual fever? The one that tried the app and got 126 and then had 102 on a real thermometer? He deserves better

  • @kandikoko8487
    @kandikoko8487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5917

    I had a game that was called "boyfriend trainer" and you would literally whip your boyfriend if he acted unboyfriend-like. Played it so much...too much

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      tf lol

    • @harley5.7bviews5secondsago6
      @harley5.7bviews5secondsago6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Wtf tho-
      *Visible confusion*

    • @morgancarr129
      @morgancarr129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@mushroomsupremacy2091 L M F A O

    • @MichaelR1275
      @MichaelR1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@mushroomsupremacy2091 Did you just use commas as periods

    • @theinsanelycool
      @theinsanelycool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@mushroomsupremacy2091 i need answers

  • @calliegrace1234
    @calliegrace1234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    “not worth buy, even tho is free” my friends describing me

  • @mariadivencenzo633
    @mariadivencenzo633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    As a kid I downloaded that app that shows you what ghosts are trying to say to you, I tried the app with my grandma and the app just kept saying "bowl" we both are still trying to figure out wtf that means

    • @bemygfriend_5736
      @bemygfriend_5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      me and my cousin downloaded a similar app once and it said "pillow" and the ghost silhouette was on the pillow that was next to us and we got really scared and deleted the app

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      stoner ghost

    • @elissabjeletichdavis4011
      @elissabjeletichdavis4011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      BOWL

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *B O W L*

    • @teeth_denier
      @teeth_denier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We?

  • @momokitty636
    @momokitty636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Maybe if Andrew hadn't stopped his thinking, This covid mess would've already been solved.
    *Thanks a lot, love calculator.*

  • @Sfoof
    @Sfoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3948

    There’s a scale app I downloaded for the hell of it
    The first question it asks is “how much do you weigh”
    Then it tells you how much you weigh after you answer the first question
    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

    • @Brush421
      @Brush421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Lmfao

    • @vihasharma2784
      @vihasharma2784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Flawless

    • @Dimma_Daniela
      @Dimma_Daniela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This comment is underrated

    • @therealtozard8472
      @therealtozard8472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      link???

    • @Sammy-yf2sb
      @Sammy-yf2sb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PLS--------|[]|[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][[][][][][][][][][][][][]][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][[][][][][][[][][][]

  • @topfortnitetrendss9476
    @topfortnitetrendss9476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2782

    Comon' I think we all used the love calculator at some point..

  • @zombie_slayer4d800
    @zombie_slayer4d800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    "scuicide" I died of laughter and sppit all my water out, i hope that kid hasn't commited scuicide

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      probs hasent as someone pointed out it might be a joke as sarah c and andrew m there initials are SC and AM so SCAM

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I used to spell suicide like that because I'm not english

    • @athyzkyh
      @athyzkyh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@davidbosy4275 ah yeah, the English, the only people who speak English

    • @joeyrusso2528
      @joeyrusso2528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      8:52 sus

  • @whalethen9962
    @whalethen9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    the love calculator actually reminded of this website you can send the link to your friends, and they would type in their name and someone they like, then it'll show a prank screen where you (the person who sent the link) will be able to see who your friend is crushing on depending on whose names they typed in

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What website is it?

    • @emperorhaya5351
      @emperorhaya5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sincerecinnamon whats the name of your pfp i remember reading a book of this lad a few years ago and forgot his name
      nvm i googled that one brown dude with sharp teeth and found the results

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on ปีที่แล้ว +16

      me typing in "your mom" whenever i find one of these .

    • @_g0r3c0r3
      @_g0r3c0r3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i need this app

    • @Ruthl3ss_c0rpze
      @Ruthl3ss_c0rpze วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@emperorhaya5351 domooo :3

  • @livb1657
    @livb1657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    when i was younger, i got a game called “monster checker” (or something along those lines) because i was deathly afraid of everything. basically, you would move your device around the room and it would tell you if it detected any “monsters.” i remember being bored one day and looking through the settings on the app. i found a button that said “always detect no monsters” (my mom had turned it on) and obviously i freaked out. looking back on it now, i think it had that option for kids who thought monsters and stuff like that was cool or kids who weren’t scared, but idek this video just brought that back 💀

    • @heartstopperzz2191
      @heartstopperzz2191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      i had an app like that but it was with ghosts, i no joke used it like every day

    • @glidertrio4466
      @glidertrio4466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Your moms smart

    • @18th18th
      @18th18th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      that's honestly such a useful feature I babysit kids afraid of ghosts so I might try something similar thank you :')

    • @saintsomnia8030
      @saintsomnia8030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That's actually really cute

    • @livb1657
      @livb1657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@glidertrio4466 very!

  • @jacobphillips2217
    @jacobphillips2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    What if the thermometer is a rectal thermometer and nobody’s tried it

    • @Chloe-mj1rx
      @Chloe-mj1rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Why is this not the top comment?

    • @pablosux
      @pablosux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Chloe and it has little likes

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      You're a genius! I'll try it, I'm sure you're right. Thats probably how the pregnancy test works as well!

    • @dislikeamendment3689
      @dislikeamendment3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@I_am_a_cat_ its been 3 days. U ok?

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@dislikeamendment3689 It's stuck

  • @sennacookie5043
    @sennacookie5043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    In elementary school everyone used to play those love testers and brag about being 100% compatible with Stalin
    Good ol' days

    • @azarishere6442
      @azarishere6442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SennaCookie lol same here

    • @brettkleczka8197
      @brettkleczka8197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would too but instead everyone would laugh at me cause the best I would get was a 30% chance

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Stalin the Russian or another Stalin?

    • @BK-ku1zt
      @BK-ku1zt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@gavrochethenardier957 Stalin who works at the local bar, duh

    • @georgedawson5316
      @georgedawson5316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same I remember getting depressed for a week because me and my crush were 59%

  • @ameliasmith6689
    @ameliasmith6689 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    i like how the fake review on that scale app says it's "accurate down to the 0.1" as though a scale with a 100g margin of error is anything to brag about

  • @altheclipper_
    @altheclipper_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I just had a flashback to using a love calculator when I was 7. Sadly my fears at the time had come true when my girlfriend and I were only 27% compatible, you know I had to let her go.

    • @itsaa2579
      @itsaa2579 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      didn't we all do that back in middle school? LOL. i remembered crying for like half an hour once becuz my crush and i were only five percent compatible.
      EDIT: i'M CRYING I JUST DID A LOVE CALCULATOR W/ mY BOYFRIEND AND I AND I GOT 69% nO JOKE djsfjdlsj kewfejwei

    • @loktungwoo3466
      @loktungwoo3466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i wonder how many young love got destroyed because of this invention lmao

    • @arccv
      @arccv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's nothing. I once clicked on a love calculator in middle school that my classmate sent me, I put in the names but then it was a prank that showed the names to the classmate who sent it to me. That's how the whole school found out I was gay.

    • @cherryistrash4080
      @cherryistrash4080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex Bennett I think that app was the must have for anyone with an iPod. Me and my best friend did it and got a 96% compatibility. It was awkward for a solid month.
      Fuck iPod apps..

  • @kleerude
    @kleerude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

    I remember seeing an app that claimed to turn your phone into a mirror (this was before iPhones had front-facing cameras). The first review was one star and said that all the app did was turn your screen black.

    • @landonkam6727
      @landonkam6727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      LMFAO

    • @Winter0721
      @Winter0721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      LMAO WAIT I HAD THAT APP, BUT I GOT IT TOO LATE. It was when I had an Amazon tablet, I guess it still had the same apps but didn’t really filter compatibility and I remember being so confused why it didn’t show my front facing camera, just a black screen. What a time.

    • @sand-in-the-timepiece9836
      @sand-in-the-timepiece9836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HA! Genius

    • @pyro-millie5533
      @pyro-millie5533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YO my mom got fooled by the same app back in the day hahaha!! Bonus points for the tacky cartoon “mirror frames” it would put around the black screen lmao

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i mean they were right kinda

  • @gingersnap6004
    @gingersnap6004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6241

    Hey, the love calculator totally works! Every time I put my name in with a dudes name it gave me a failing score. Then I came out as a lesbian 6 years later.

  • @asailijhijr
    @asailijhijr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I can imagine a child trying to convince their parent that the temperature app says they should stay home from school today.

  • @jessicaokane5711
    @jessicaokane5711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3661

    love cal gave my son a 95% with pineapple

    • @kayleighd1210
      @kayleighd1210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oof...

    • @CatrionaCharles
      @CatrionaCharles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Jessica O'Kane Does he love it back? 😂

    • @honestlyitwassobigiwantedt4046
      @honestlyitwassobigiwantedt4046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Jessica, why do you have a playlist about cell phone towers on your channel??

    • @therealityofit3021
      @therealityofit3021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      honestly it was so big I wanted to phone you
      i thought you were lying so i checked it out and-
      *why? answer us jessica!*

    • @jarryghee5657
      @jarryghee5657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@therealityofit3021 check the playlist out there's a fishtail tutorial in the playlist hahaha

  • @momandmonkey03
    @momandmonkey03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5110

    I didn’t know that Danny Gonzalez had a second TH-cam channel

  • @bandilismmusic6337
    @bandilismmusic6337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    "jezzball" sounds like a slur but i dont know for what

    • @JJLiu-xc3kg
      @JJLiu-xc3kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Vasectomised homosexuals?

    • @aiden.ambulance
      @aiden.ambulance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      J.J. Liu yes ✨

    • @hihihi_813
      @hihihi_813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Sounds like an alcoholic beverage

    • @allison8076
      @allison8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Jezebel is a name for a woman who is "morally unrestrained", so basically another word for whore. Maybe you're thinking of that?

    • @parasthesia1
      @parasthesia1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      J.J. Liu what the fuck

  • @tritoner1221
    @tritoner1221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    11:14 this was 12 years ago from the time of writing this comment. holy shit, it's crazy to think that this guy is like 20 now!

    • @adzdrawss
      @adzdrawss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      i want to know where he is now 😭 ANDREW M PLEASE SPEAK

    • @crypto1122
      @crypto1122 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why do you think he was 8 y/o during the time of him writing this review

    • @trulynotsimon
      @trulynotsimon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@crypto1122spelling

  • @kaylanovak9752
    @kaylanovak9752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    When I was around 11 and 12, I used a thermometer app to try and trick my parents that is was sick.... it didn’t work to say the least.

    • @mariahdariah8120
      @mariahdariah8120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @hibye1681
      @hibye1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kayla Novak nope nope you were 11

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly wish my kid would do that.

  • @cfgbkkbvftj2756
    @cfgbkkbvftj2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5025

    Took me a moment to realise that the temperatures were in American measurements. I was just sat there like, “HOW IS YOUR TEMPERATURE 99.9??”

    • @fritzfxx
      @fritzfxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      They're called Freedom Units, thank you very much

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      There are only two ways to measure temperature: the American way, and the wrong way.

    • @champnotchicken4318
      @champnotchicken4318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @Swag Monke we got free soda refills and that’s all a good American needs.

    • @champnotchicken4318
      @champnotchicken4318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Swag Monke what more could you need then unlimited sprite?

    • @gordonramsayslambsauce
      @gordonramsayslambsauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      @@Dargonhuman The "wrong way" is used by the majority of the world and is so much more effective 💀✋

  • @WhiteWolf496
    @WhiteWolf496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2968

    How's he seeing his phone on da compuder

    • @WhiteWolf496
      @WhiteWolf496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @ViviVat 3:35

    • @chad4921
      @chad4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @ViviVat yikes

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha!

    • @tttgggccc
      @tttgggccc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@WhiteWolf496 r/woooosh

    • @tttgggccc
      @tttgggccc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@WhiteWolf496 r/Woooosh

  • @alwayscommentrarelyreply
    @alwayscommentrarelyreply ปีที่แล้ว +36

    it’s been 5 years i still crave a sequel to this video

    • @Jellymerit
      @Jellymerit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I cry myself to sleep wishing Drew would just make a sequel 😡

  • @cristinarusso2950
    @cristinarusso2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    if the fanfic comes true and drew gets pregnant i am not believing it unless he proves the screenshot of the pregnancy test app

    • @beatricefox937
      @beatricefox937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Underrated comment

    • @ollow_is_sad5373
      @ollow_is_sad5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I haven't even watched the video yet and this is the first thing I see, exuse me-

    • @mushtashio9902
      @mushtashio9902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ollow_is_sad5373 LMAO

    • @caspercascade4623
      @caspercascade4623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The.... What
      Edit: I know now

    • @MinisDunyasi5
      @MinisDunyasi5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You misspelled “The fanfic is true” and “drew is pregnant”

  • @LeonLush
    @LeonLush 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2160

    holy shit... jezz ball... that game shaped me into the man I am today.

    • @kaam..
      @kaam.. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hi Leon 👋👋

    • @hirethemuffins
      @hirethemuffins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Leon Lush hello tomato king

    • @foxsisters6257
      @foxsisters6257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Leon Lush GODDAMN IT HOW AM I WATCHING THE SAME STUFF AS YOU HAHA

    • @flitchhh
      @flitchhh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leon Lush I will never touch that game

    • @sillymonk3y
      @sillymonk3y 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DAD

  • @PaliLevy
    @PaliLevy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    he said “among us” and i realized that i have a problem

  • @Venom_bitez
    @Venom_bitez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I remember doing a lie detector app on my tablet and when I asked the question "Do I like my grandparents" and when it said no I was screaming

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    7:07 To be fair, that person _actually_ had a fever, so maybe he/she was too delirious to realize what a _dumb_ idea that was.

    • @thesenate4070
      @thesenate4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      95.5 is not a fever. If anything that’s low

    • @skull577
      @skull577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@thesenate4070 The timestamp provided shows a review where they state their temperature was 102, not 95.5.

    • @zariamonet7782
      @zariamonet7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thesenate4070 is your name seriously john doe? lmfao

    • @dissapointment6832
      @dissapointment6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zariamonet7782 oh ma lawd iTS JOHN DOE

    • @zariamonet7782
      @zariamonet7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      dissapointment 😂😂😂

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3069

    We ALL did a compatibility test unironically, mostly it was like a middle school sleepover thing

    • @chocolatedogs6676
      @chocolatedogs6676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeaaaappp

    • @Peepeeluvr69420
      @Peepeeluvr69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I've never been in a sleepover

    • @ian_thedemon
      @ian_thedemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that... Spencer Reid in your pfp

    • @Stoopid420
      @Stoopid420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What's a... sleep over?

  • @liz5089
    @liz5089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    I’m concerned about that person’s 95.5 temperature.

    • @andrewgust-anderson5612
      @andrewgust-anderson5612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yeah isn't it supposed to be like 75

    • @elliot1924
      @elliot1924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Nah mine is 26% warm

    • @liz5089
      @liz5089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Ayumi Gust-Anderson I genuinely cant tell if this is sarcasm or not, but in the chance it’s not, no. Normal in Farhenheit (which is what the 95.5 would be) is 98.6. 95.5 is nearly hypothermic. If this was sarcasm, feel free to r/woooosh me.

    • @StompyRoA
      @StompyRoA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Liz maybe it’s a Fahrenheit and Celsius thing.

    • @liz5089
      @liz5089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Stompy well then I’m very, very, very concerned because normal Celsius is 37 😂😂

  • @Natan-es9ms
    @Natan-es9ms 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    8:52
    "Among Us"
    Our brains are so fried, we can't even avoid thinking about it

    • @adrianoctavio
      @adrianoctavio 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Why did he put so much emphasis on it. Did he know.

  • @chefexcellence9841
    @chefexcellence9841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1768

    Sarah C Andrew M... SCAM might've missed that one there

    • @ciara947
      @ciara947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      an excellent comment

    • @rdubby1102
      @rdubby1102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      An excellent observation.

    • @ja_cow_ski
      @ja_cow_ski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Genius

    • @jareddrake1534
      @jareddrake1534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      oh my god

    • @jdebrum35
      @jdebrum35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Woke

  • @Shankin_Taint
    @Shankin_Taint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    I’d just like to point out that even if the phone was capable of being a scale, the fake person who left a review claiming it was accurate to .1 of a Kg is still claiming it’s an insanely inaccurate scale. .1 kg is 100 grams as your margin of error. What kind of dog shit scale would be wrong by 100 grams?

    • @bobsnow6242
      @bobsnow6242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Insanely inaccurate if you're weighing small objects but fairly accurate if you're weighing a person. I wonder if anybody actually downloaded the scale app and then broke their phone trying to weigh themselves by standing on it.

    • @longdongmc.johnson
      @longdongmc.johnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      its a pretty good error margin... while trying to weigh the sun

    • @lancehobbs8012
      @lancehobbs8012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The kind on a truck weighbridge , but its designed to measure tonnes as in is this 18 or 18.75 tonnes.
      Apart from that yeah how much weight can you put on a PHONE? Back a truck full of sand on it ...

    • @Halfstep2024
      @Halfstep2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man had that person been my meth dealer I bet it wouldn’t have destroyed everything I lived NEARLY as fast..

    • @qhronoz1554
      @qhronoz1554 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gf

  • @gnocchipr1nc3ss
    @gnocchipr1nc3ss 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I’ve watched this video a few times now and not once have I ever laughed at that dollar joke. But today I laughed for some reason. Just funnier today.

  • @mei5173
    @mei5173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    instructions unclear
    broke up with my pillow because I got a 5% compatibility

    • @demonoverlord1381
      @demonoverlord1381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said the white guy was a little more like Pie-er-day and I think I could be the same as before I go there for the first one I know that the number is a bit different than I do that but she is prostituting her to make me a bit of the same person.

    • @Andrew-ix2ul
      @Andrew-ix2ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mei how are the instructions unclear then

    • @JonasDAtlas
      @JonasDAtlas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demonoverlord1381 Did you just click predictive text for a while? Because that's what that comment looks like and I want to do that now.

    • @demonoverlord1381
      @demonoverlord1381 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JonasDAtlas always predictive text for the day hahaha is the real note 6AM and I dont the way he says "no your okay lol and 6AM 6666inches and you"

  • @MinishCrap
    @MinishCrap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    Drew's voice at times sounds just like John Mulaney

    • @MsToolKit
      @MsToolKit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yesss

    • @AdamLacy228
      @AdamLacy228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He's new in town.

    • @fozgoth
      @fozgoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Holy shit I was literally just thinking that in the middle of the video. It's uncanny sometimes.

    • @Jhoomers
      @Jhoomers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      true!! when i first heard John Mulaney i was really confused, i was like "I didn't know Drew was like 30 years old and did standup?" haha

  • @nunnbetter9138
    @nunnbetter9138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    I hella relate the the typing numbers in a calculator for no reason. Those were the days

  • @leighgasp
    @leighgasp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    me and my childhood friends would stay up all night and download dozens of app just like this. we'd go from laughing to crying our eyes out

  • @roisin8627
    @roisin8627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Worked perfectly
    I don't see why so many people are having so much trouble with this video. It always works in a pinch and I even took an accurate kg weight to see how accurate it was. Down to the 0.1 great video thanks Drew

  • @rushaelsamni4424
    @rushaelsamni4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    just imagine going up to your boyfriends and say 'sorry babe this app said we're 10 percent compatible we can't be together anymore......and also another app said im pregnant with twins both of them are girls but i don't think it was with you because another app said that my brother got me pregnant.'

    • @miniraindrop4919
      @miniraindrop4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      ( long story )

    • @pogisdog
      @pogisdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Swag Monke cool

    • @safeforwork8546
      @safeforwork8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Swag Monke it looks like you are trying to troll would you like help?

    • @thine.
      @thine. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Swag Monke ?

    • @thine.
      @thine. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Swag Monke why that's important?

  • @simsapalis9101
    @simsapalis9101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    I turned on post notifications and subscribed, am I truly Greg?

  • @panickedshears
    @panickedshears 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    One time, I was bored at church, so I borrowed my mom’s phone and slipped out to sit in the bathroom for the entire sermon. I downloaded a love calculator on my mom’s phone, put my parents’ names into the love calculator, and then got really sad because it just confirmed what I already knew.

  • @theotheoggg
    @theotheoggg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6524

    I got the pregnant app and it said I have quadruplets
    I’m a 12 year old boy

  • @alyssa6856
    @alyssa6856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    10:22 is 9 yr old me when the love calculator gave me 5% when i put troy bolton

  • @C.L.Hinton
    @C.L.Hinton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    5:48 Drew following the advice to "go to the dollar and buy a thermometer" had me crying.

    • @luxx456
      @luxx456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You good?

    • @Luka0420
      @Luka0420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of his best skits

  • @LexNonARegeEstViolanda
    @LexNonARegeEstViolanda 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    6 years later and this is still my favorite video by Drew. I keep coming back to rewatch it.

  • @Azire
    @Azire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Honestly the love calculator thing has existed forever, and I used it a lot at 9 or 10 years old with my various crushes.... I mean, we know it doesn't work, it's just fun ?

    • @prayaag1999
      @prayaag1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I tried using the calculator with me and satan, it was only 12% so I might have to go to heaven :(

    • @kianaafsharr
      @kianaafsharr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@prayaag1999 I put in my name and jesus and got 24%. To hell I go

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@kianaafsharr damn, not even Jesus loves you, and that’s his entire thing!

    • @quitted7276
      @quitted7276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SorowFame well Jesus loves everyone. Gotta share!
      Or.. he loves 24% of them....
      Take that as you will

    • @hidden-behind-wisteria2701
      @hidden-behind-wisteria2701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When I was eighth grade a lot of kids in my class put a bunch of random ships & crushes into a love calculator. Let's just say it got so chaotic, some of those kids don't talk to each other anymore.

  • @josephlieggi4026
    @josephlieggi4026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    I see where you messed up. You went to the wrong dollar

  • @patskindatired
    @patskindatired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    "I love you Sarah. I love you Sarah C."
    This scared me so much and then he read, "Andrew M. Loves you Sarah C." and then I was like, "Oml, thank goodness I don't know anyone named Andrew--"

  • @江淑芳-q1d
    @江淑芳-q1d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Drew: None of that bs you're used to seeing all over TH-cam.
    Also Danny: Unfortunately I'm still currently the only person making videos on the website

  • @diamondinvr
    @diamondinvr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    I remember using a hand warmer app that basically made my iPhone 4 run so hot it warmed my hands lmao. In hindsight it wasn't a great idea, but I'm fond of the memory

  • @lizbird
    @lizbird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    when is drew gonna drop that skincare routine

    • @voided471
      @voided471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he don't need it

    • @abbiiON
      @abbiiON 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      mc greg u saying that beautiful face is a COINCIDENCE

    • @voided471
      @voided471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah, he'd be the same without it because he's my mum and guess who my dad is lmao

    • @voided471
      @voided471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also I'm their love child, drew didn't give birth to me lol

    • @anyakathryn6822
      @anyakathryn6822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ikr his skin is clear af. someone link me to the cleanser he uses.

  • @plantsarebetterthnpeople
    @plantsarebetterthnpeople 5 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Why is no talking about 4:08 I dying with laughter "this app is very useless it doesn't weigh out things like my drugs

    • @themandalorianbb8
      @themandalorianbb8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know right? Baby yoda

    • @shelbycreed
      @shelbycreed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Like DRUGS

    • @quicksilverlacey
      @quicksilverlacey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm not laughing because I'm so pissed still about not having an app to measure my drugs

    • @ottovonbismarck3000
      @ottovonbismarck3000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@themandalorianbb8after all these years do you regret this comment or nah?

    • @Veefan3
      @Veefan3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😊😊

  • @davisthedaviskids2574
    @davisthedaviskids2574 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "It doesn't weigh things that I need to weigh, like drugs"

  • @hannanags
    @hannanags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    When I was was little I thought I could eventually design an app that works as a fan on your phone. I don't know where the air would come out of, or how it would come out, but I still am pretty positive that I'm going to make it happen.

    • @sammy8096
      @sammy8096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hanna Nagy-Leranth what...... *what*

    • @hannanags
      @hannanags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@sammy8096 what's that, you want to be my first customer? I'll see what I can do

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Will it be free? If not how much? Also, will it have ads?

    • @itchyandscratchy7350
      @itchyandscratchy7350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Time for online python tutorials😎

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I believe in you!

  • @rks1676
    @rks1676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    That “the dollar” skit had me on the fucking floor. Glad to see vine-format comedy returning in something other than shitty five minute lele pons videos. Bravo.

  • @elie2368
    @elie2368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3269

    Holy crap it’s Danny Gonzalez

  • @maybebored3283
    @maybebored3283 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just remembered that I had downloaded a flashlight app for my phone a long time ago and I saw a review saying "not a real flashlight, just turns on your camera light"
    ....yeah? Did that person think the app installed a new LED!?

  • @xantana.
    @xantana. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    “scuiside” bro I died

  • @coralaisly
    @coralaisly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    them: "Don't even think about downloading this game! It's so addictive you won't be able to sleep!"
    me: "Ok, I won't. Thanks for the heads up. I don't need any more distractions in my life." *doesn't download it and moves on with life*

  • @zkarebear
    @zkarebear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Can we get Drew’s skincare routine? Boy is Glowin

  • @DapperDemonicGent
    @DapperDemonicGent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this video was on in the background while I was on my phone and I got an ad for an app that claims to measure your blood pressure. serendipity.

  • @lorenzoabrick5188
    @lorenzoabrick5188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    I remember when i must've been about 5, seeing an advertisement on TV for basically that love calculator app. the ad was a woman putting hers & her fiancé's names into it, getting 6% & her scoffing at it, then it cut to her crying on her wedding day

    • @chocolatebar9395
      @chocolatebar9395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      These ads made enough money to spend it on ads to air on TV?

    • @curleyqreviews9793
      @curleyqreviews9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I remember that. That wanted a monthly fee too.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Super normal straight people stuff😂 “pay me or your husband will LEAVE YOOOUUU.”

    • @perperperpen
      @perperperpen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Come to a woman or a girl and he is just as bad for you as you are not raised to the fact she was so happy to have a lot more beneficial and positive descriptors in her life and you are a man and she was so happy and you will see how she feels about you be a good person and it will not hurt by your own feelings that she was so strongly disagree that she was so happy with who she was so strongly you can make you a lot more beneficial than the average woman in a way to prove you can make you a better option for a woman who has a right and a lot more beneficial than a black woman and I think its okay for her masculinity and the same as her own definition and it doesnt make it unique and it doesnt make it unique and she thinks it was the only thing I could argue with that I am a good person but it seems to be the only way that I am not going through issues with the same as her other than to be in a way to prove her and her to be the only person who took a break the next time I think the problem with her perpetuating the fact she has every reason why I think its okay for me it is not the only thing that is not the only reason we have a great situation and we have a great situation in a way to prove it is not the only reason we can bully other girls because they don't care for them and that is a good idea that everyone else down there are so quick and the same thing is fucking weird and the same is a bit and the same as her other sex is not the only reason we are talking to people under law enforcement or anything else we have a lot more beneficial than we do and we have a great day and it doesnt make it unique to be in a way to make a lot more beneficial.

    • @maggiedk
      @maggiedk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember this fucking ad lmao. They used to play it on TeenNick late at night.

  • @missbraindamage
    @missbraindamage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I think the majority of the reviewers are children and really old people.

  • @joem.9369
    @joem.9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    wait did these people PEE ON THEIR PHONES to get their pregnancy results

    • @theyluvvmae8010
      @theyluvvmae8010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      i wouldnt put it past them..

    • @ConnorSentByCyberlif3
      @ConnorSentByCyberlif3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oh N O...

    • @atrinjafari1737
      @atrinjafari1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      i sure hope that the people who did that weren’t actually pregnant. people who are that stupid shouldn’t reproduce 💀

    • @diegofoshow5392
      @diegofoshow5392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@atrinjafari1737 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MollieIsNotOkay
    @MollieIsNotOkay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    God, I remember using that dog hologram thing as a kid and fully expecting it to work on my Grani's tablet. What's stupider, the app or me?