Actually Smart Summon (ASS)

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  • @DailyWorkoutDiscipline
    @DailyWorkoutDiscipline 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6055

    Those S, 3, X, Y cars got some nice A.S.S.

    • @tanvirislam5155
      @tanvirislam5155 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      😂

    • @avigator
      @avigator 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      Yep. Elmo trying to be funny.

    • @casualgamer1209
      @casualgamer1209 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      they do have sum ass tho

    • @TeJoeTheHoe
      @TeJoeTheHoe 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@avigator
      Elon is funny

    • @goldenshatter
      @goldenshatter 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +113

      2 decades to make a joke

  • @danishawp32
    @danishawp32 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2518

    "what is your favorite feature in Tesla?"
    " *ASS* "

    • @jacobgames3412
      @jacobgames3412 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Smash

    • @daviizinkks
      @daviizinkks 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @WTC_X
      @WTC_X 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING

    • @daviizinkks
      @daviizinkks 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      funy

    • @Joseph_Multiverse
      @Joseph_Multiverse 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      LOL

  • @mavericksantos998
    @mavericksantos998 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8074

    Tesla Intelligent Tracking System (TITS)

    • @dustintravis8791
      @dustintravis8791 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Best Only On Back Streets (BOOBS)

    • @TNight00
      @TNight00 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      XD

    • @casualgamer1209
      @casualgamer1209 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +76

      New Summon menu name? wait dont give them ideas

    • @brunosco
      @brunosco 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +75

      Don’t give them more ideas!

    • @VA5EK
      @VA5EK 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      I almost wanted to write this😅

  • @AlexPotvin
    @AlexPotvin 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1877

    ok but who comes out of costco with two paper bags

    • @RobinmattJ
      @RobinmattJ 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      I think those were Trader Joe’s bags too lmao

    • @leviotis2204
      @leviotis2204 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Such a good question

    • @aerodyneservices
      @aerodyneservices 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      They were full of toilet paper.😂

    • @Jakob127
      @Jakob127 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@RobinmattJ that's normal tho, just reusing bags from different stores

    • @Omnis2
      @Omnis2 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Someone who likes wine and chicken

  • @toldfable
    @toldfable 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1711

    Car, get yo Actually Smart Summon over here!

    • @aaronrdaniels
      @aaronrdaniels 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      W comment. When Apple intelligence actually gets released Tesla should make that a verbal command. “Siri, tell my car to get its ASS over here”

    • @simonjblsandgtag
      @simonjblsandgtag 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@aaronrdaniels frfr

    • @Chleosl
      @Chleosl 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This ASS have unlimited potential of its usage!

    • @xdanonymity8330
      @xdanonymity8330 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@aaronrdanielsWELL SAID 😂

    • @Warp2090
      @Warp2090 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@aaronrdaniels And just like a Tesla, Apple intelligence is a major privacy risk!

  • @ShenghongZhang
    @ShenghongZhang 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +412

    Using a Costco parking lot is a great show of confidence.

    • @ke6gwf
      @ke6gwf 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Truth lol

    • @serpentphoenix
      @serpentphoenix 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      meanwhile their description says, use only on private roads.

    • @ke6gwf
      @ke6gwf 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      ​@@serpentphoenixwhich Costco is private property

  • @PurPleBird12
    @PurPleBird12 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1419

    Wake up babe “Tesla just dropped ass.”🗣️🔥

    • @CubeNoteOfficial
      @CubeNoteOfficial 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Like they always do

    • @Mr_Vincr0
      @Mr_Vincr0 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@CubeNoteOfficialLMAO

    • @itsharshgogia
      @itsharshgogia 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@CubeNoteOfficial XDDD

    • @Waffletheboss
      @Waffletheboss 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      LOL IM DYING

    • @cosmic_candy_art
      @cosmic_candy_art 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      just released ass

  • @juliahello6673
    @juliahello6673 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +204

    Waiting for Actually Super Smart Wipers (ASS Wipers)

    • @swatprodev9792
      @swatprodev9792 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      yessir
      maybe they can even drop the Primarily Exceptional Nerdy Intellegence System along with it.

    • @irwane1817
      @irwane1817 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂😂😂

    • @NaudRuun
      @NaudRuun 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ha ha haaa

    • @JonathanExcels
      @JonathanExcels 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I literally lol'd

    • @viczog
      @viczog 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      seriously

  • @LegoM8
    @LegoM8 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +772

    They knew what they were doing with that name 💀

    • @barsnack7999
      @barsnack7999 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      haha yeah right

    • @bunker52
      @bunker52 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      just like S 3 X Y

    • @Macrike
      @Macrike 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      You think?

    • @tails20342
      @tails20342 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      No shoot sherlock

    • @carlover4239
      @carlover4239 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      no shit

  • @macemoneta
    @macemoneta 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +127

    We have a tight garage, and use ASS to have the car pull out or drive back in. It performs perfectly, even folding the mirrors automatically. Amazing technology.

    • @michaelnurse9089
      @michaelnurse9089 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Nice. I was wondering about that.

    • @DessieDoolan
      @DessieDoolan 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's a tricky manoeuvre for an old guy like me to crawl in through the rear hatch, over the folded rear seats, and slip feet first into the drivers seat, but at least I now know it's do-able.
      I have a tight driveway, too tight to get into the car. Auto summons will get my Model Y halfway down the driveway, where it stops and then won't move forward or back.

    • @macemoneta
      @macemoneta 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@DessieDoolan Makes sure you're a couple of car lengths away from the car. ASS waits for pedestrians, and if you're standing too close, it won't move.
      Also, having ASS go in or out of our garage means we can easily enter or exit the car; I'm an old guy too, and twisting into a pretzel to enter/exit a car is asking a lot. It was a pain in our old car that I'm happy to never have to deal with again.
      Also, ASS is only for private property, currently, so it won't drive on public roads. If your driveway is walled, you'll need to wait for FSD to get regulatory approval for unsupervised self driving.

    • @DessieDoolan
      @DessieDoolan 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@macemoneta I thought it was a long shot that it would work.
      Garage is at the back of the block, so I have to drive past the house. Driveway is 2.4m 8' wide. House on one side, fence in sheet steel on the other.
      There's not a lot of colour contrast between the house, gravel drive, and fence.
      I hope auto summon will improve over time, and it will one-day work.
      Otherwise more than happy with the car. Converted many friends to the point that several will go EV for the next car.

    • @zenithalmighty
      @zenithalmighty 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      that's not the only thing that's tight 👀👀👀👀

  • @iamhappy7874
    @iamhappy7874 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +355

    No way we got SELF RIDING ASS, b4 GTA 6😭

  • @AllWiseElvis
    @AllWiseElvis 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    Not even Tony Stark named his Products like this.

  • @Excelcior58
    @Excelcior58 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +278

    Used it on mine, it's new experience to see a Tesla move with no one in it. The white seats really make it obvious that it's empty.

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      It will be even funnier if you leave a giant teddy bear in the driver seat.

    • @GizmoMaltese
      @GizmoMaltese 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Did you get dirty looks? Some haters will say you're endangering people.

    • @Excelcior58
      @Excelcior58 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@GizmoMaltese We say "shove it geezer!" Then speed away quietly. ;)

    • @nathansstuff1547
      @nathansstuff1547 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@GizmoMalteseSince it's known to hit other cars, wouldn't be surprising if they did.

    • @Excelcior58
      @Excelcior58 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@nathansstuff1547 People driving cars are way more notorious for hitting other cars. About 6 million times a year domestically! Do you give every human driver dirty looks?

  • @lanzer22
    @lanzer22 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    "Highway Obstacle Learning Engine" (HOLE) will be the next major advancement

    • @premnath2333
      @premnath2333 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Can't wait to see ASSHOLE work together

    • @Bread10010
      @Bread10010 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Driving Extension Assistance Detection And Smart Summon

  • @XandarYT
    @XandarYT 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +460

    You always have the best acronyms for everything lol

    • @barsnack7999
      @barsnack7999 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      what

    • @XandarYT
      @XandarYT 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@barsnack7999?

    • @jamarianhall2701
      @jamarianhall2701 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What other acronyms do they even have..? Besides S3XY

    • @yatyas311
      @yatyas311 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@barsnack7999 Actually Smart Summon....A.S.S.

    • @Str8ABH
      @Str8ABH 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@barsnack7999ASS is actually smart summon.

  • @orangegammagil
    @orangegammagil 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Person: "What do you press to do that cool tesla summon feature"
    Elon: "I tap that A.S.S"

  • @TheRafcave
    @TheRafcave 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    I witnessed this live at Walmart and It was Incredible. 👀👍🏾

  • @MikeDarling
    @MikeDarling 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +136

    A glimpse into the future. This will look old fashioned when they’re driving around by themselves.

    • @importon
      @importon 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      saving the planet with zero emission vehicles while simultaneously destroying the planet with disposable grocery bags

    • @neilkelsey1762
      @neilkelsey1762 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@importon the person in the video used recyclable paper bags?!?

    • @importon
      @importon 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@neilkelsey1762 disposable yes. exactly

    • @lanzer22
      @lanzer22 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@importon What proof do you have that those bags weren't being re-used? I have plenty of cardboard boxes and paper bags that I re-use, and they're way more eco friendly than the ones made out of cotton and other materials. You'd be surprised to learn the amount of energy consumed for making those "eco-friendly" bags.

    • @importon
      @importon 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@lanzer22 They're made out of paper dope

  • @DieserLukas
    @DieserLukas 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    0:14 Can the tesla car automatically bring back those shopping carts? :D

    • @chasetran8592
      @chasetran8592 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Buy a Tesla Robot and put it in the back of the car. It will do all that and more. But it is 2024 you can have grocery deliver to your door, but you here worrying about returning shopping cart. Get your head out of the sand

    • @dazisgud
      @dazisgud 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The store hires people to do that. don't steal their jobs. Be considerate.

    • @chasetran8592
      @chasetran8592 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @dazisgud get a new and better job. Stop trying suppress people to only do returning shopping cart. Or get those company to automate their cart returning process.

    • @lucas839
      @lucas839 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@chasetran8592you need to get out some of your geez get that robot to get that geez out of yourself
      you'll more happy with your life

    • @jan2000nl
      @jan2000nl 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It can but only if you voted for Trump

  • @FabioPansera
    @FabioPansera 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    1.75x speed... just a tip to have a fair idea of the actual speed: on a video sped up to 1.75x, try 0.50x on TH-cam's player. It’s not exact (since 1 divided by 1.75 is 0.57), but it’s the closest available option.

    • @MrFrostyoo0
      @MrFrostyoo0 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      What? Wouldn't it be 0.875? i.e 1.75 × 0.5

    • @FabioPansera
      @FabioPansera 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@MrFrostyoo0 I may be wrong but: Normal Speed = 1 / Playback Speed ---> For a video at 1.75x speed: Normal Speed = 1 / 1.75 ≈ 0.57x

    • @MrFrostyoo0
      @MrFrostyoo0 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​​​​@@FabioPansera Ohh so that's what you meant. So then we are both right, I just misunderstood you a little. While you were referring to the playback speed required to be applied to achieve the actual speed of the video (i.e 0.57× which is correct) , I on the other hand was referring to the speed of the video in comparison to the original speed after applying 0.5× playback speed which would be 0.875. Hope that makes sense 😅

    • @BenGodot
      @BenGodot 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      How long did the car take to navigate?

    • @qqleq
      @qqleq 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      It goes 6mph max, if you were wondering about the actual speed.

  • @GreatVomitto
    @GreatVomitto 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Still waiting when Optimus will drive Tesla to the store, do groceries and come back.

  • @neilkelsey1762
    @neilkelsey1762 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    How are people not talking about this more?!???

    • @valderith
      @valderith 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      because media and us government think elon is evil, thats why and most media is just a leg of the us government

    • @KyleDavisMusic
      @KyleDavisMusic 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Have you seen the news lately?

    • @neilkelsey1762
      @neilkelsey1762 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@KyleDavisMusic every day .. I live in the UK by the way
      No mainstream media has run anything on ASS
      I also FYI own a Tesla .. ASS isn't available here yet

    • @jmedia5547
      @jmedia5547 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because it's a pointless gimmick?

    • @gero_dev
      @gero_dev 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@jmedia5547 Bro the car literally drives to you. Soon you can "Banish" as well. It will go and park on its own. That's insane

  • @aerodyneservices
    @aerodyneservices 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Tried A.S.S yesterday. Really stands for Almost Smart Summon. Could not back out of my garage, unlike the Dumb Summon on my 2015 MS.

  • @yatyas311
    @yatyas311 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

    I used it several times now on my car..... Absolutely love it. Zero mistakes.

    • @LarsRyeJeppesen
      @LarsRyeJeppesen 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Sit in the back then

    • @RichFreeman
      @RichFreeman 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Has the speed improved? It was really tentative before.

    • @graciescottsdale
      @graciescottsdale 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Epic fail 2 days ago......

    • @NaudRuun
      @NaudRuun 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@graciescottsdale yes sometimes it makes miserable mistakes

    • @ProXcaliber
      @ProXcaliber 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@LarsRyeJeppesen I had my wife and kids sit in the car and wait for me while I went into a Publix real quick to grab some groceries, then I used summon to come pick me up. They were in the car while I was using summon and it worked flawlessly.

  • @woof059
    @woof059 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I used it last week after taking my wife to the hospital late at night. I had to exit from the far end of the building and had her personal lift with me, and did not want to roll that heavy thing through a big parking lot. So, I whipped out my phone and hit the summon button. And it worked like magic.

  • @KDMer_official
    @KDMer_official 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +95

    Elon knew what he was doing when he named it ASS

    • @firebladeflow
      @firebladeflow 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      you think ...

    • @locky326
      @locky326 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Ye, 14 year olds gonna love it

    • @chrisprilloisebola
      @chrisprilloisebola 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@locky326 bro is not happy

  • @Cattack16_
    @Cattack16_ 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Can’t wait for Very Accurate GPS Integration (for) North America ☺️

    • @swatprodev9792
      @swatprodev9792 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      especially the Primarily Exceptional Nerdy Intellegence System to go along with it

  • @annjacobs7764
    @annjacobs7764 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    I watched this twice and it's still good!

  • @spaghettist_
    @spaghettist_ 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    around the costco parking lot? That’s impressive.

  • @FNobody
    @FNobody 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    Tesla: Don't put a bags on the seats, Jerry, I told it to you many times!

  • @keithrange4457
    @keithrange4457 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    ASS, the best movie ever made!
    (Everyone must watch Idiocracy if they havent)

    • @aerodyneservices
      @aerodyneservices 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The grocery bag was full of Brawndo...😂

    • @keithrange4457
      @keithrange4457 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@aerodyneservices it's what plants crave!

  • @leandromantovani4282
    @leandromantovani4282 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    It’s their differential.. it gets more special when you think about a rainy day on a roofless parking lot like this and you avoid getting wet.

    • @LUNArXpedition
      @LUNArXpedition 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Until everyone else is using it too and it’s just chaos 🙄 don’t clog up the main loading area just to avoid the rain. Walk out to your car with an umbrella and call it a day

    • @leandromantovani4282
      @leandromantovani4282 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ i don’t see a big reason for chaos , i mean more chaos than what’s unavoidable when it’s full of cars, just because too many cars are summoning at once because it would only clog it up in case of a bottleneck. So as long as everyone don’t get too long to get in their car and drive it away when it gets to the rendezvous, the traffic will flow normally. But if the owners decides to discuss relationship with their dates before driving it out it would be actually a problem. Also that urge to use the summon will depend on rainy days so unless u are in Seattle it would be okay. But if you look at the bigger picture, regardless of everything more summons means by itself car owners getting out of the parking lot faster than it would be without it because it saves time walking to the spot. It translates to a reduced chance to trigger the chaos or at least delays it. It is a conclusion based on chaos theory from mathematics.

  • @GimmeAll-u8p
    @GimmeAll-u8p 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    this works very well together with the Backup Obstacle Observation and Blind-spot System

  • @thaminduliyanage
    @thaminduliyanage 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    This is real life K.I.T.T ( Knight Rider )

    • @gero_dev
      @gero_dev 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      When tesla adds grok

  • @arebrec
    @arebrec 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There have been times in the past when I've come out of the supermarket, it's pouring with rain and my car is half way across the car park. I've dreamt of cars doing this. Can't believe it's actually a reality now. Thank you Tesla.

  • @artvandelay6457
    @artvandelay6457 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    People will continue to hate while Tesla changes the landscape. Well done.

    • @Warp2090
      @Warp2090 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      true but I rather have a gas car that lasts 30 years with proper care than a tesla where the lithium cells go flat in a decade. Also not to menton teslas are super unsafe with all those distracting screens. How is it even legal

    • @artvandelay6457
      @artvandelay6457 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Warp2090 I'm not gonna try to change your mind dude enjoy your 30 year old car and drivers all around you staring at their phones

  • @kaffimamaq7983
    @kaffimamaq7983 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +129

    Tesla wild for this

    • @barsnack7999
      @barsnack7999 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      youu wildin

  • @aaronb7990
    @aaronb7990 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The looks are epic!
    Use it every chance I get. Was especially nice after a long day at the Fair to cut out the last 300 ft.

  • @tipoomaster
    @tipoomaster 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Need to make that 1.75x the real life standard next

    • @winnerdanny7
      @winnerdanny7 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      6mph is fast enough for a parking lot right?

    • @aaronrdaniels
      @aaronrdaniels 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@winnerdanny7for me waiting for my car. YES! However people get impatient and I’ve had my car passed in a parking lot for being slow and hesitant and that’s when it gets in situations where it needs to be recovered manually

    • @winnerdanny7
      @winnerdanny7 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@aaronrdaniels its so awkward having to go rescue it 😂

  • @mikewarren5000
    @mikewarren5000 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    OMG this is amazing; Costco has paper bags now! Life just got a little easier.

  • @Robdontstop68
    @Robdontstop68 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    What about a Parking lot full of ASS? And everyone calls them at the same time. Would be interesting to see what happens 😂

    • @aerodyneservices
      @aerodyneservices 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They would circle around and honk at each other like a bunch of Waymo's

    • @sedeuphadude80
      @sedeuphadude80 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@aerodyneservicesArtificial road rage. Gotta have it for self-driving cars, when they become a thing in a billion years.

  • @philplayzzz
    @philplayzzz 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    In the next Tesla, we wanna see Pemium Environmental Noise Isolation System (P. E. N. I. S.)

    • @swatprodev9792
      @swatprodev9792 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      yes, or maybe even their own onstar system they're working on, known as the Primarily Exceptional Nerdy Intellegence System

  • @SandraGreen-sq6qq
    @SandraGreen-sq6qq 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    How come you're not viral yet?!

    • @Endorion_YTC
      @Endorion_YTC 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How come your a bot on TH-cam braindead

    • @davidanalyst671
      @davidanalyst671 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      because elon owns a media company now.

    • @Endorion_YTC
      @Endorion_YTC 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @Sandra actual bot no brain and botted likes

  • @TJ-rf1ft
    @TJ-rf1ft 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Let’s go Europe release! Can’t wait for it to come 🤩

    • @thomasmorel1447
      @thomasmorel1447 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It won’t come to Europe like FSD because of UK. Current summon was limited with driver oblige to be within 5 meters of the car because of UK

    • @ignaciocampos8435
      @ignaciocampos8435 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@thomasmorel1447 not "because of UK" but because of Tesla and its very poor track record and beta technology not ready for mature / properly regulated first world markets. In Europe you can't call something say, FSD and then just append a (supervised) below it. It either is or it isn't FSD and the same applies here.

    • @fanimaxyt
      @fanimaxyt 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@ignaciocampos8435 LMAO, is that why openai, apple, Facebook and other American tech companies aren't releasing their AI offers in Europe? Not because EU bureaucrats can't see 2 meters beyond themselves and regulate everything to death? Europe will always be behind with such mindset.

    • @BTrain-is8ch
      @BTrain-is8ch 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ignaciocampos8435 So you call it something else? Like BMW or GM or any other manufacturer with a level 2 system? It's a marketing name not a technical term.

    • @ignaciocampos8435
      @ignaciocampos8435 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@BTrain-is8ch Yes, exactly, you call it something else, like Mercedes Benz Level 3 Drive Pilot or BMW Level 3 Personal Pilot. Marketing terms are regulated when it comes to these things, they can’t be misleading. The inferior Level 2 non FSD by Tesla has been banned in Germany for this very reason.

  • @NickDrinksWater
    @NickDrinksWater 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He once again saw the opportunity for best name ever, and took it.

  • @cyb_structure
    @cyb_structure 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    And this is why he is hated and loved.
    What an ass. 😂

  • @LiamStreamYT
    @LiamStreamYT 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Fact that the shortend version is called "ASS" 😂😂😂

  • @bozakardude
    @bozakardude 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    A.s.s. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @kuroroo420
      @kuroroo420 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      REAL

  • @finnycarti
    @finnycarti 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    No one:
    Tesla owners: Hey guys, let me just summon my car with ASS! 😂

  • @JonKuster
    @JonKuster 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    IN SWITZERLAND / Europe soon too pls!! Kind regards!!

  • @danielwhitaker6566
    @danielwhitaker6566 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ASS works extremely well, no complaints whatsoever

  • @shiraishi1
    @shiraishi1 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Those S .3 . X .Y cars got nice A.S.S and T.I.T.S

  • @mazgaming2576
    @mazgaming2576 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What is Elon's thought process for naming things 💀💀

  • @ai_is_a_great_place
    @ai_is_a_great_place 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Time to try it again! Last time it almost ran over a curb and into another car 🙈

    • @zguy95135
      @zguy95135 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      it actually works this time lol

    • @winnerdanny7
      @winnerdanny7 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ya USS one was bad

    • @matlenaghan7488
      @matlenaghan7488 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yea 2 years ago maybe.
      Stop lying.
      Tesla has all the data lol.

    • @ai_is_a_great_place
      @ai_is_a_great_place 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@matlenaghan7488 lol if I was able to record it (which you can't use your phone to do during summon), I'd have posted it. I love tesla to the moon and back but I saw it almost run over a curb and hit a car in a parking lot.

    • @matlenaghan7488
      @matlenaghan7488 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ai_is_a_great_place Right, the only camera in existence is the one you use to summon?
      Haha when you're lying you need a better story then there's no cameras for me to film what I'm saying lol.

  • @FaselGodbcho-e7w
    @FaselGodbcho-e7w 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    As usual tesla's invention never disappoint me, Love ur work, keep on going😊😊😊😊

  • @checkitoutbykkr6666
    @checkitoutbykkr6666 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    It's nice and i use it all the time.
    At Walmart one way parking's, it's went all the way to the other side of the parking and said out of the zone and stopped even though there are cars behind.

  • @mcwills
    @mcwills วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    First we were too lazy to walk to the shops and now we're too lazy to walk to the car

  • @dw734
    @dw734 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Costco doesn't have bags, they have boxes!

    • @why6212
      @why6212 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Costco rarely gives you boxes anymore

    • @dw734
      @dw734 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@why6212 my Costco still only supplies boxes.

    • @ke6gwf
      @ke6gwf 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@why6212they usually have bins full of boxes next to the registers so you can pack your own if you want.

  • @blueteacher
    @blueteacher 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Tesla owners in South Korea have a strong demand for a feature that would truly enhance their experience. Whether it's advanced navigation for the country's unique roads, more localized voice controls, or integration with popular Korean apps, South Korean users are ready and excited to see Tesla offer features tailored to their needs.
    This addition would be transformative for Korean Tesla enthusiasts and could drive even more interest in Tesla across the country.
    Thank you, Elon, for continuing to push Tesla forward. We’re excited to see how you could make Teslas even better for Korean drivers!

  • @joelvanwinkle5976
    @joelvanwinkle5976 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Elon musk himself named this

  • @kynwu
    @kynwu 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is unbelievable! It’s like buying a tablet and getting a free car with it.

  • @thediffguy
    @thediffguy 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Great feature ngl

  • @leahsmithtravel
    @leahsmithtravel 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    We just saw a Tesla do this at a Costco in Houston Texas yesterday!! 😮 it was so crazy to watch!

  • @Maxime_Rochefort
    @Maxime_Rochefort 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    When will it be available in France ?

    • @geirmyrvagnes8718
      @geirmyrvagnes8718 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Probably depends on the UNECE, so your guess is as good as mine.

  • @Ri_Guy16
    @Ri_Guy16 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    WAIT THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CHANNEL
    tesla knew what they were doing

  • @ab185
    @ab185 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Is this the version that keeps running into curbs and other vehicles? Watching it at 0.5x to get it closer to real-time shows how painfully slow this thing still is. Imagine how annoying it would be to be stuck behind this stupid thing while you're trying to leave or enter a parking lot. 0:38 way too unnecessarily close to the other car.

    • @OhYaSure
      @OhYaSure 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      No. And no. You obviously have never used it. You don’t have a Tesla.

    • @ab185
      @ab185 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@OhYaSure I've owned a Model 3 since 2018, but nice try weird Elmostan. Autopilot is trash. ASS is ass.

    • @matlenaghan7488
      @matlenaghan7488 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Lol you used a product 6 years ago but are complaining about it today?
      What you have described was happening years ago.
      You need to try keep up.
      There's self driving cars, get use to it.

    • @ab185
      @ab185 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@matlenaghan7488 I own the product TODAY genius. The product is TRASH. Try to keep up.

    • @ahmejia148
      @ahmejia148 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      You dont have a tesla. That much is clear

  • @VXLTRICITY
    @VXLTRICITY 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “Have you heard about ASS”
    “THE WHAT”

  • @Layth_Pro
    @Layth_Pro 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Like If You Love Tesla ❤

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “God I gotta work on my acronyms”
    -Tony Stark

  • @eamonshields2754
    @eamonshields2754 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    We can't be more than a year away from Fully full self driving

    • @DigitalSteel
      @DigitalSteel 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      supposedly they have plans to offer unsupervised FSD maybe sometime in 2025 but only for specific areas

  • @marcsequence
    @marcsequence 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    😮…..side note, was this the same gentleman from the Tesla Semi promo vids? lol dope and dope 🔥

  • @Chessnoob6
    @Chessnoob6 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    NOO JOOONAH

    • @empire123_mc9
      @empire123_mc9 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Bro ik what the hell is this. No way bro just lost his entire channel

    • @TetsuNekoMC
      @TetsuNekoMC 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ima touch them dw

    • @Mpire-it3hr
      @Mpire-it3hr 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TetsuNekoMC😂

  • @notnetflix5691
    @notnetflix5691 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Elon truly knows his customer base😅

  • @Dfhikb
    @Dfhikb 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

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    • @FavourMark-nj7ki
      @FavourMark-nj7ki 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

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    • @WillowMuna
      @WillowMuna 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds familiar, I have heard her name on several occasions.. and both her success stories in the wall Street journal and CNBC

    • @HerederoBaggins
      @HerederoBaggins 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds familiar, I have heard her name on several occasions.. and both her success stories in the wall Street journal and CNBC

    • @BjoyNagdali
      @BjoyNagdali 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

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    • @StiefHungenberg
      @StiefHungenberg 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      how can I reach out to Mrs Kathy Lien ? I urgently need her to manage my investment please!!

  • @NotDarkXD71
    @NotDarkXD71 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Those who come from Mizanur Rahman Azhari channel
    👇

  • @andersx2221
    @andersx2221 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    The 1,75x video speed seems like a scam. I recommend watching this video at 0,5 as this is closer to the normal speed of the vehicle.
    The calculation is 1 / 1,75 ≈ 0,57
    EDIT: I think it's important to point out details when evaluating new tech. The criticism here, isn't about dismissing the innovation-it’s about ensuring transparency and accuracy. Speeding up a video might make the feature seem smoother than it really is, and users deserve to see the actual performance. It's not about comparing with other cars but about knowing what to expect from this one in real-world conditions.

    • @PhilipAndreGjone
      @PhilipAndreGjone 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Wrong . If that was true the other cars and people would walk much quicker .

    • @jayk9068
      @jayk9068 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Thank you for this, the speed up was obvious but I couldn't figure out how to get it back down to 1X!

    • @seapen1
      @seapen1 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Friend, quit worrying about the speed up of a video. The point of the video is to show that it is successfully smart summoning in a crowded parking lot. Just shut up, quit complaining and enjoy the video. If this speedup irritates you, show me another car that has this feature and is as reliable as this version of actually smart summon.

    • @manuelmunguia616
      @manuelmunguia616 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Mine has a slider so i was able to sleect .55 speed, the closest to .57 speed.

    • @andersx2221
      @andersx2221 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@seapen1 I believe it's important to point out details when evaluating new tech. Criticism isn't about dismissing the innovation-it’s about ensuring transparency and accuracy. Speeding up a video might make the feature seem smoother than it really is, and users deserve to see the actual performance. It's not about comparing with other cars but about knowing what to expect from this one in real-world conditions.

  • @Trilzo
    @Trilzo 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    people really hate putting their carts back, is this a costco?

  • @pelangos
    @pelangos 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    BRO GROCERY SHOPPING WILL BE CHANGED FOREVER!

  • @luke_mckay
    @luke_mckay 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    In healthcare (of all places) we have something called the PISS and the ASSS, different kinds of oxygen connection systems. Wonderful.

  • @bambeeleena
    @bambeeleena 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My cousin has a Tesla and I was in the car when she did this summons and it FREAKED me out… it is cool though 👍🏼😎♥️

    • @Warp2090
      @Warp2090 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sorry for your cousin.

  • @Cybertruck_69
    @Cybertruck_69 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    ASS is awesome. It will be most useful when weather is really bad, but that is when dirty blinded cameras will be a problem.

  • @arbbell
    @arbbell 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i refuse to believe nobody at tesla was genuinely concerned with that title.

  • @DCassidy42
    @DCassidy42 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'd love to see this tested in the most hectic costco parking lot during Christmas shopping season.

  • @asystoleD
    @asystoleD 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Tesla has the best A.S.S. in the business!

  • @gaurav007
    @gaurav007 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Cool Car which rejuvenate the World of Automobile industry by its innovative style.

  • @DonDeTango
    @DonDeTango 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Schneller abgespielt als in der Realität! 😉
    Und Lenkrad zappelt üblicher Weise auch mehr rum! 😋
    Aber sonst schon nicht schlecht!
    Einziger Haken, von FSD kann der nicht eingeparkt gewesen sein! Da es das ja nur Rückwärts kann! 😃
    Aber immerhin Rückwärts rausfahren geht! Das ist ja auch nicht schlecht.

  • @anthonyholland8549
    @anthonyholland8549 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Diddy has put me off the fun in all these laddish acronyms.

  • @billstevens3796
    @billstevens3796 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This actually worked for me years ago with my Model 3, then they took it away. The only difference I can see is that the car pulls to the curb which it would not do before.
    By the way, this is *way* sped up. I've been playing with it again and it is *painfully* slow, I think slower than it used to be.

  • @AJOlesen
    @AJOlesen 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Only Elon would want an acronym of A.S.S. for a legit product

  • @brianfarley4372
    @brianfarley4372 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    amazing and about time. this is what we all thought summon was supposed to be on day one. better late than never.

  • @aykinemrekerim
    @aykinemrekerim 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    #tsla is the future❤❤❤❤

  • @Gurey7777
    @Gurey7777 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Those Teslas got some nice A.S.S.

  • @2Fast83
    @2Fast83 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That's impressive, nonetheless people are getting lazier and lazier. It's not wrong to walk the few steps to the car, at least for those who are healthy👍🏻

  • @owenlastname.3500
    @owenlastname.3500 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "he took my life's work, and called it ASS!"
    Literally tony stark

  • @kickeramps
    @kickeramps 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Tried my out the other day. Car thought it would be fun to just drive straight through my lawn. Haha

    • @DigitalSteel
      @DigitalSteel 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      its really meant to work in parking lots

    • @kickeramps
      @kickeramps 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@DigitalSteel I know, I just like playing with stuff. Haha I'm actually quite surprised at how well it worked. I mean if you're not playing with ass you're not doing it right. Lol

  • @wrslss
    @wrslss 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Amazing, I can't wait to try it.

  • @DarkWizardGG
    @DarkWizardGG 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hey, TESLA u got a nice A.S.S! Thank u! 😂😂😂

  • @vandalismgt
    @vandalismgt 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “What do you love most about your Tesla?”
    “The ASS feature”

  • @NathanEspinoza
    @NathanEspinoza 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the same crazy Prius in every video 😭

  • @xgrubby1276
    @xgrubby1276 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The voice command for it is "Get your ASS out here"