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The WORDIEST Card!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ส.ค. 2022
- On those cards, card text has gone out of control.
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I thought those Secret Lair Full Text Lands would make the short list
He specifies printed by wizards, IIRC secret lair is a separate entity. (Correct me if I’m wrong)
The Secret Lairs are developed and printed by WotC, they are only sold and distributed by another company.
@@The94Nut I think that's splitting hairs. They're an official product that, for all intents and purposes, is by wotc regardless of any contractors
Secret lair basic lands are technically an alternate art. A basic land has no text, the text on those lands is essentially artistic
Is that really an argument against, if the winner of the award is not even a legal magic card? :D
Anyone else disappointed we didn't get the non-doublesided playable card with the most text?
First guess is Thoracle or Illusionary Mask.
@@junebyrd Questing Beast, it's always Questing Beast
I bet it's a saga
I imagine its some early artifact or enchantment pre-errata. Still kind of a cheaty answer though
@@jordantiburcio4541 Just on a first pass, the new Braids' Frightful Return clocks in at 456 characters (including name and type line, excluding mana costs and text on the frame). This beats Thoracle's 450 characters. The reminder text of Read Ahead gives it an edge over other sagas which fall short of Thoracle, like Firja's Retribution and Elspeth Conquers Death.
Yugioh developers: interesting...Text on 2 sides of a single card...
Alchemy: "that's amateur work, watch this" *prints Specialize*
God damn, I play Yu-Gi-Oh and have read at least two of those cards, but THIS little mini game got my eyes ROLLIN with how much there is on it.
Anyone else notice Beauracracy has a sixth color on the backside?
I didn't but once I read your comment, maybe it's because it's an Un-set
That's incredible. Cardmarket's editors must have just googled "magic card back" and used a _fake_ one that was being shopped around back when the concept of purple being added as a real Magic color was big. I forget if this was fanmade (likely) or a Wizards mockup for an article (less likely), but I can confirm that is a fake card back and the proper card has a regular Magic back (until double-faced cards, the card back was sacrosanct and literally could not be messed with at all after it was decided that every Magic set would have a single, unified card back).
What about infinite elemental? Infinite flavour text
you used the six color backside
Everyone makes that mistake every once in a while 😅 even channel fireball at the grand prix
What about cards that have text that are not on the card but are still needed to make the card function beyond the rules text? Like Urza, Academy Headmaster and the alchemy online-exclusive cards.
Also on the topic of wordy cards, you should check out Odric, Flippy Flappy Tactician, a meme card that executes this concept well.
*laughs in infinity elemental*
I'm glad one person has seen the value of the insert cards...
"Nirvana high Paladin" and "Endimion the might master of magic" going {hold my beer , and let me show you how it's done}
I knew yugioh players wouldn't disappoint!
@@MansMan42069 honestly,
More text doesn't always mean Better card ,
Some of the most BUSTED cards ever printed have relatively small effects,
(Like painful choice , graceful charity , half the zoodiac archetype , and more obviously, pot of greed with a grand total of three words and it's never getting unbanned in any none joke format .
Shout out to the longest MTG card name ever printed: Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE for short.
good ol purple mana card back
Best colour
The Full-Text Lands have more :D
Full text lands technically have no text though 😉 basic lands are textless and the full text lands are essentially full-art lands, where the text is the art
What about one-sided card that is not from an un-set?
Funny. I am putting Alexander Clamilton into my sideboard for my Unfinity Space Family Goblinson Commander deck, with Riku as current commander... so these cards are very helpful for me to know.
Technically Infinity Elemental has the most card text. It has infinite text
I thought it would be cosima god of the voyage
I thought it would be Questing Beast. Blasted thing does something new everytime you read it.
@@AJKiesel QB isn't actually that wordy, it's just that none of the abilities are linked to each other, or intuitive in any way.
Whereas a wordier card like soul separator may use a lot more words, but you can 'get' it.
@@simonteesdale9752 - Whoosh…
Did anyone notice that the magic backside shown here has 6 colours in the colour wheel
Oh, so the last one is basically a modern Yugioh card. Nice to know.
Bureaucracy says the new action can't jeopardize the health or safety of said player. It makes no mention of other players. Punching the player to your left would satisfy this condition and give you a full set of turns before you needed to disenchant it.
I honestly thought Ice Cauldron would win. Surprising!
I did compare oracle text, rather than printed text iirc, so Ice Cauldron might've missed out a bit because of it.
Still, you can't beat two-sided cards 😅
-Jamin
You know what cards have even more text? Literally every single specialize card. Wizards, why? Why would you do this?
Davriel, soul broker has a bunch of text, it's just not on the card
This video is the definition of a cop out.
What’s the wordiest legal one sided card?
Damn I noticed just now, I played you in the 2HG Prerelease today.
You most likely did (unless I've got a doppelganger somewhere that also played THG that day)
Which round did we play?
-Jamin
@@CardmarketMagic The first one. You went for Domain and shot us in the face for 10 damage 3 times because you bounced that archer back to your hand
When the full text lands don't even get a feature :(
Fun fact! The full text lands have no text. They are technically full-art lands, with the text being the art 😉
Cheating. All three. I miss the right one.
On arena they made a six sided card, yes, six sided, and each one has a shit ton of text,
ah. Yes. Strixhaven.
what is with the secret lair drop voracious reader its a lot more text than this
What about the lands without a picture
Those are alternate art cards. Actual basics have no text, in those special-release lands, the text is really just the art.
If you want to include alchemy then there is calim djinn emperor
the full card text is
Calim, Emperor Djinn
Legendary Creature - Djinn Noble
Flying
Ward 2
Calim Breath -- 1U, discard Calim: Tap up to one target non land permanent. Draw a card. Then you may exile other two cards named Calim, Emperor Djinn from your graveyard. When you do, return Calim, Emperor Djinn from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
When you discard Calim, conjure a card named Calim, Emperor Djinn into your library seventh from the top.
5/6
Or... you know, Viconia.
Out of curiosity, does this have more text than the Visions rules card included in Chinese Visions packs?
Did you know that that the magic card
Rules lawyer *cough*
Questing Beast
Questing beast has less text, but it somehow feels like more text...
Huh, who woulda thought
Even more than full text lands?
Full text lands have no text 😉 they are technically full-art lands, with the text being the art
I've seen cards with mire text, but they're german, so they don't count
Incorrect. The full text lands have the most text.
Fun fact! The full text lands have no text. They are technically full-art lands, with the text being the art 😉
Yu-Gi-Oh Players: *Pathetic*
Meanwhile yugioh with endimyon the mighty Master of magic:heh pathetic
Haha and they also make the text in the tiniest font size possible 😅
relevant meme: th-cam.com/video/41bekSLnAy4/w-d-xo.html
Lame!!! How are you going to post this video without telling us what the actual legal single sided card with the most text is?
Come to Arena. Check out Davriel Soul Broker. It keeps going, and going, and going.
Animate Dead has the most text on it.
Alchemy cards too