Ghosts Are Bad At Revenge
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Also if the guy ever moves, you can stay and terrorize a random person who moves into the house who has no connection to the original guy. Truly the ultimate revenge.
For centuries.
@@IndigoIndustrial and then kill them
If it happens to be an AirBnb you can be the cause behind many 1 star ratings, until it rebrands itself as 'haunted'. Then it's basically a ghost job which the ghost doesn't even get paid for.
@@D64nz the owner of the house, probalby the killer or some heir, will benefit from that, hah! What a "revenge"!
Aren't you allowed to haunt the murder site as well? Making a cold spot near a crossing section on a busy street, that'll show him!
“The guy homicided my entire person.” Such a strange, yet somehow appropriate way to describe being murdered.
i mean how would u feel if u were murdered
@K no no, he already said the word "murdered" in the beginning of the video, so I don't think that's it.
@K he always says things in ways that make sense, but you just wouldn't normally say it that way.
yes
As opposed to a partial homicide...
There are different bureaus for different countries.
At the British bureau, ghosts have the option to play disembodied piano.
If you're a Japanese ghost, you get to comb your hair over your face.
Japanese ghosts also get to crab walk downstairs with their heads turned the wrong way, they can make their hands come through your hair in the shower, and they can crawl out of your TV and straight up homicide your entire person.
I GO TO JAPAN
And will be ver easily spotted and seen by your victims that you can painfully kill! Well, at least we expect it is painful. We never actually see how they die since for some reason I guess blood and gore is just kinda...uncomftable for a ghost!
They have really horrified expressions on their face afterwards though so it is probably really bad!
The criteria to become a ghost is also a lot easier. Bullied in school for a long time? Murder ghost time! Get pushed into a well by your mom? Yeah murder ghost in tape form! You will forever kill people....Well, up untill like 2010 when people stopped using tapes but still!
If you're an Indian ghost, you make lemons bleed and wear white sarees
I believe japan has the most powerful ghosts...
Brazillian ghosts just ask for help. And may or may not murderize you.
We are not big on ghost lore.
Honestly though consistently doing the mirror thing is pretty strong, imagine seeing this guy you killed in every single reflection. You'd think you were going crazy.
YES! Who wouldn't become scared the first time, and then completely distraught after two or more times? I posted somewhere else that one could make it extra entertaining, like starting off as far back as possible and get steadily closer and closer each time.
Also don't forget possession when they sleep causing problems.
I thought that was the best option too, that one was kinda freaky
Nah, the UBB is a one time offer, one haunting per customer. It’s just the company policy
Except that they all look like Ryan in this universe so he would think it's his own reflection. 😆
"You can also move objects around his house."
"That sounds like barely an inconvenience."
I was really expecting something like
"I don't know this sounds like it's barely an incon..."
"DONT....SAY IT!" lol
Just move the socks and shoes so they'll never have a matching pare
"Ok, well then I'll move his knife into his back too, can I do that? Also I would like to move a pen over paper to tell the police about him."
@@ShadowEval peak revenge
Hide his keys and phone
The reincarnation door totally fits within the Ryanverse and answers a lot of questions lol
We should call it the ryancarnation door XD
Need more lore to back up this comment
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@@Faronan Well that's perfect.
Are you not supposed to come back as something else he just seems to keep coming back as a Ryan, not even a Ryan snail or bird .The first guy to be reincarnated sketch coming soon..
"The guy homicided my entire person!"
These lines just get better and better
Is the partial person homicide method? That i dont know
@@OverWims but he also homicided his outsides
@@chinnidiwakar yes, you need to cause necrosis in one of body parts, I think you can do that with a tight enough rope
I think the mirror bit is underrated. Happening once is already scary and paranoia -inducing, twice or more at random times makes the bad guy scared for life. BONUS POINTS if you start as far back as you can the first time and GET CLOSER each time.
Hi! I'm a demon inhabiting this poor guy's body that just took over his motor controls for a moment to say thanks for the great idea! I'll start tomorrow! Have a great day!
"What's behind that door?" "It's just... Ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comment section." Lol, truly a genius.
and then having it confirmed what is actually behind the door in the same sketch 😂
@@sourwitch2340 Although to be fair ... reincarnation door is probably the least toxic.
I think of all of the beliefs reincarnation is one of the less believed ones. But it's also the one people like to play with a lot in fantasy and legends.
So it's the one people are most used to without strictly believing in ... and if you DO believe in it then I assume you'd also have no issue.
@@metazoxan2 He was referring to the least toxic community he'll get backlash from. Having the door represent "the least toxic" one means he'll get backlash from the more toxic ones.
"That's too bad, I really wanted to be reborn in the pokémon universe."
"I guess."
"Pretty much every Pokémon can learn Toxic."
@@tyrant-den884 Pokémon would probably be the best fictional world to reincarnate too. They have modern amenities like plumbing and the cool fictional thing is available to everyone instead of just a chosen few you probably wouldn't be included in.
Ghost: "So what's behind that door?"
Host: "It's...just whatever leads to the least toxic comments section." LOL!!!
So only 99.9% toxic, honestly not that bad
Just read this! 😂😂😂
"My audience is toxic. I hate my fans. (Hollywood, call me. I'm just like you.)"
"Oh crap the comment section!"
Let's get this party started: The things that you kind of feel might be possible on the other side of that door is not good compared to my things. Also it makes me better than you for other stuff, I decided.
“What’s behind that door?”
“It’s, just, ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comments section”
Probably the best youtube vid moment i've ever experienced, well done! :-D
Ya know I was a bit disappointed with that at the beginning, thought he could come up with something a little more creative and funny, but then the callback at the end just made it awesome.
I had to pause it to laugh for a straight minute. Or a gay minute, if that's what you are into....
Also, the door makes the same yip yip yip yip yip noise from one of his other videos when it opens
@@martoncsepregi7099 LOLOL
That was the funniest moment of the entire video for me. 😂
We need a “first guy to have a dog” sketch
“Wha- that’s a wolf!”
“Yeah, he’s gonna live in my house now, I decided.”
Edit: I know there’s one now, you don’t need to tell me, it’s been YEARS
There was a first guy to own a pet. It was a cat and it was pretty much the same thing. Check it out.
"But won't he try to eat you or something?"
"No, I give him enough food and hope fr the best"
Cracked did that
Yesssss! We absolutely do
@@the.youtube.of.sam.gotter fake news, people owned dogs waaay before cats became a thing.
Gonna do a backflip, slam the bad guy's door, and slightly disrupt his day.
Brilliant
Damn I wish I said that.
@@kevinstewart9435 Damn and I wish I said that I wished I said that
@@Cristopher.C Beat me to it. I wish I said that I wished I said that I wished I said that.
The psykological trauma u could inflict on a guy by apearing in the mirror every day. At first then at random intervals. Oh
Do you think Ryan has a document somewhere of the rules of the Ryanverse that he's established to keep everything consistent? Like "Police don't want people to do murders, they decided" and "Doors sound like 'yiiiip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip'"?
And a spreadsheet of all the characters and what video they appeared in, what clothes they wear, what their names are, what shaped moustache they have, and whether or not they're turned on by bugs or whatever.
@@AndrewCheshire It's not a spreadsheet. It's one of those weird rooms with pictures and yarn all over. Except it's all just pictures of the same face. With different mustaches & glasses. It's super creepy, barely a settling moment in there. I decided.
cats can say oyoyooyoyoyoyyoyo when you visit a genie
kings children have bloodlust
Doors only go yip yip yip yip yip when they have broken and need to have their hinges tapped.
@@ShawsOwn Super creepy rooms with barely a settling moment are TIGHT!!!
“If ghosts make strange noises in the night, make stranger noises and assert your dominance!” - Unknown
Instructions unclear, scratched and thrown into wall by an unseen force.
You have no idea how hard I'm nodding my head right now!
then when the ghost says that respond with "no u"
@@daryncollins7640 - “No. You! Get out...” ™️
- Abraham Lincoln
Remember: ghosts are more scared of you than you are of them, so if you just approach them calmly and gently, they'll be eating out of the palm of your hand in no time. Plus, they make great pets.
Free AC too! 🤭😛😂
No, you're thinking of the Babadook.
“Have you heard of doorways?”
“Like a passageway through a door? Yeah.”
Thanks, I wondered what the holes that lead to other rooms in my home were called.
But what are the see through holes that lead outside?
@@brambleheart all holes are see through
@@brambleheart That's the things which, if open, can let wind if. If it's just a hole, I think ya blew your house up.
One love ❤️
@@brambleheart invisible walls
@iTechSavvy The rectangles, not holes
Anyone who ever gives Ryan George a toxic comment section doesn’t deserve to watch his amazing content :)
I can fully expect THIS to be the most 'toxic' comment on this video.
And I am completely happy with that.
I agree wholeheartedly, I decided! 🙌🏼👍🤗
having a non-toxic comment section is tight!!
the real question is, what does "toxic" entail? surely it's fine if someone has a legitimate criticism of his work or a joke that was inappropriate. Toxic, I would think indicates an over-proportioned negative response to whatever ryan may have done, such as name calling or insult hurling.
@@klaesjensen5930 ye ye ye
Gotta love Ryan's dedication. Man freaking died just to film this sketch.
XD XD XD
Yeah, and twice on top of that
While Ryan is Dead ,
He continues his Barely Inconvinent Existance on TH-cam.
yeah and unlike all the people hunting for paranormal activity without success he managed to get a camera that can actually capture ghosts!
@@nasekiller Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just love how he calls out the comment sections, but when you check it, it’s just all love and support for Ryan 🙂
As they say Nobody Came
I personally believe in reincarnation, so I'm 100% on board.
hes really dropping knowledge in these things. true psychological assessment of humanity. but everyone just comes here to laugh.
quick! everyone! start arguing about religion and god for 4 months straight!
@@Lavonne9870 it would be funny if he did one on first person to be reincarnated
The "Got Em! We got em." At 2:54 was so adorable it almost made me want to go along with the plan lmao
I appreciate Ryan’s blend of humor and morals: don’t j-walk or you’ll probably get stabbed
You weren't taught that as a child.....?
Not even the classic tale of Edward the stabbed?
Huh...weird stuff man.
Go find the story behind jaywalking if you want a laugh.
@@otakuman706 must be a regional thing. My parents harped way more on ‘Look Both Ways Larry.” He only looked one way while crossing Maple street and then lost all his money in a pyramid scheme.
No. He got stabbed while hesitating to j-walk. So the moral is j-walk without hesitation or get stabbed.
I mean he got stabbed, but i more like to think of it with more options, its just a generalist youll have a murder done on you
I have to say, randomly seeing a ghost one time and then never again while brushing your teeth sounds like a truly haunting experience. It might be even more haunting in the Ryanverse where a ghostly clone of you is just standing there. He might spend the rest of his life searching for answers.
If it's ONE time, they'll just assume their mind was playing tricks on them. TWICE, however? Oh they'll start wondering alright. But if it suddenly happens a THIRD time, they'll straight up begin to think that there might actually be something there. Wait a few years and do it AGAIN just to reaffirm that yeah, it's still going on, and they'll for sure never stop wondering what is actually going on.
Honestly if the person lives alone a lot of these could easily escalate into grade-A psychological torture. Walk invisibly two steps behind them and stop and start when they do. Appear and disappear in the mirrors behind them. Shut doors, cause drafts, knock things off of tables. They'll never be able to prove anything. No one will believe them. They'll slowly descend into paranoia, wondering if the guy they murdered came back to get revenge. If you can turn selectively invisible, join a crowd in public looking all dead and ghost-y, then disappear into the sea of people. These sorts of things aren't scary to watch happen to someone else, but imagine it's happening to you, constantly looking over your shoulder, not sure whether what you're seeing is real or if you're just slowly going insane.
"Yeah I didn't like that ghost's face"
@@crocuslament9680 Meanwhile American will just...shoots it
Yeah honestly the mirror thing was a pretty sweet deal, would have taken that.
"I think you can see where this is going... You got murdered!" I haven't laughed that hard in months
"Hi there, hello."
That's our Ryan, all right. Always a good day when you show up.
The door to the afterlife going "yip yip yip yip yip" killed me! The callback is priceless!
Ryanverse has amazing continuity!
What's it a callback to?
@@sylph8005 I don't remember the exact video, but it was one where everyone the door opened, it made that sound.
@@sylph8005 It's called "When You Need a TH-cam Video to Fix Something"
th-cam.com/video/d8fJPvXyfc0/w-d-xo.html
@@sylph8005 there's a video where he watches a tutorial on how to fix a door that makes that sound when it swings. I think the video was about the TH-cam algorithm.
"You wanna knock a small object off his table? That's scary."
"That's something an average house cat can do"
...And that's why you don't mess with house cats
I only noticed the Easter eggs to other sketches :
- Murder guy
- Door goes yip-yip-yip-yip
"It's just, ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comments section." MAY be the funniest thing that Ryan George has ever said on any of his videos, and that is saying a lot. Bravo, A+, 100%
I am happy that he also made a follow up by calling it a reincarnation door and realized that he said that, fearing the effects on the comments.
Hahahah yes. This was so funny!!!
The way he said unsettling toothbrushing experience made me laugh way harder than it had any right to.
0:34 I like that how that implies that there are small murders
Short people get murdered too.
I think if you murder a kid it would technically be a small murder
I still come back to this episode from time to time and I still find this episode to be the best. Ryan is not just making comedy here, he is demonstrating real wisdom. That is, the ability to transcend your egocentric pespective and take on a different point of view. And he does that fully and makes us realize things we did not realize before. Ryan you are an amazing human being ♥️ thank you for everything ♥️
True.
Is this a botted comment what
I was wondering how he'd address the theological aspect, the "least toxic comments" had me in stitches
The reincarnation door… oh crap the comment section!
If I were a company I'd be scrambling to get advertised by Ryan. I always watched to the very end and laugh just as much at them as the sketch. And I remember what they're for. Top notch work here. Always top notch.
Agree
"You were crossing the crosswalk, I think you can see where this is going. AND THEN, you got _murdered!"_ "Oh."
So then the guy did a backflip through the reincarnation door, snapped the murder guy’s neck, and saved the day
"What ever leads to the least toxic comment section." 0:55. That is great! I love that line. So funny.
4:01
I only just realised that in the Ryan Cinematic Universe, being a ghostly face in the mirror of the guy that homicided you would merely be confusing as the guy brushing his teeth would wonder why he's seeing two of his own face. Wow, this ghosting business is harder that it seems!
i’m suspect of the holes in doors and why you have door holes that aren’t the holes holding the doors 🤔
Holes are TIGHT!
@@SidPil oh no
@@OneTopic I just watched ur video lol 😂
Hi ot!
the better to have a ghost run past
Thanks! Love you man❤️ you have no idea how much your videos have helped me
This was hilarious! "He did a big murder on you!" "He homicided me!"🤣
Maple street… KING street. This is *CANADA!* 🇨🇦😱🙊
Actually I think it happened in Middleton Massachusetts.
I thought revenge for ghosts would be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Oh, really?
😆 🤣 lol
Superficial revenge for ghosts is TIGHT
😂😂😂😂😂
but it was super difficult, clearly an inconvenience
I'm bilingual and the word for ghost in my other language is wind. Usually accompanied by the word for something that also means ghost. But the word for wind still works.
Open window abilities.
Ghost- “It’s ya know… whatever leads to the least toxic comment section”
Oh a very considerate ghost!
Oh crap! The comments section!
Yeahyeahyeah!
"If it's a standard thing in a house, I've heard of it"
- You're clearly new to the Ryan George cinematic universe.
Lol
"So what's behind that door?" He asked, moments before the other guy inquired if he knew what doors are.
I've seen this video many times and only just realized the door yips when it opens. I get that reference.
This man’s ability to point out all of the obvious, overlooked flaws in our “normal” everyday lives…helps to make the world a little more nonsensical with every video-in the best possible way!🤣💖
That’s generally the basis for almost all comedians. Some just do it way better
what flaws is he pointing out in this one? everyday household objects? how wind works? ghost movies in general? the fact that some people are so stupid that they think the slightest weird unexplainable feeling or movement of an object has to do with some extrasensory paranormal activity?
So true
Are ghost hauntings a part of your everyday life? XD
@@Iamtk777 🤣 not in mine, no.
But in the public zeitgeist it is. 😁
oh god Ryan, I am currently on another binge-watch of your sketches and it is amazing to see how your first sketches were absolutely hilarious, but your writing and acting gets better every time. the pronounciation of the jokes, the dynamic with yourself - it is really one of a kind and I love to see you grow so much in your craft. thanks for all your content!
I don't watch anyone's ad plugs... But always Ryan's. I cried laughing at the violent nodding. Appreciate you man
The Ad-stronaut is a character in his own right he deserves our respect...he's just tries to make money in ad space ya know
full control of the creepy little doll, that's hilarious I'm dying rn
"Whatever leads to the least toxic comment section" that's exactly my belief on what the after life is
I didn't get it at first and thought this was just Ryan's version of Heaven as a youtuber: A place that is the least toxic version of a comment section.
@@camelopardalis84 i thought that too, and caught the joke at the end lmao
Comment section, take the wheel!
@@mr_d3adw873 Glad to see others' brains malfunction in the same way.
No offence.
@@mr_d3adw873 I just realise that the word "lead" having two meanings, a literal one and a figurative one, was part of the problem.
Our brains are -fine- fine-ish. Ryan is at fault. In part. I think.
Did anybody else notice that the afterlife door made the “yip, yip, yip, yip, yip” noise when it opened?
Absolutely love this guy, even though I’m currently sick in bed at the moment and he made a smile and forget that I was sick for a moment
1:57 that would actually be rather eerie assuming that the murder person doesn't live in a house with a wooden floor
Dude if you live in a cold place like Canada wooden floors and wall are not an option, it's a survival mechanic.
"It's just... you know... whatever leads to the least toxic comment section."
That was really smart, Ryan.
Can you connect the dots for me... I don't get this.
This.
@@mediaaccount8390 he didn't want to give an specific "after life destination", because that would mean picking one religion over the other, which would lead to people arguing on the comment section.
Ryan's videos always makes me feel better when I'm having a bad day.
I love the attention to detail,
the door to the afterlife made the "yipyipyipyip" noise as it opened.
Not gonna lie, making a lamp fly and then dropping it on the floor next to the kitchen table while the whole family is watching was a pretty creepy but also kind awesome ability. Got to give it to the ghosts of our house from like 15 years ago, they were pretty creative.
That whole thing of torturing a 3-8 year old kid in his sleep on a weekly basis by interogating him about literally everything in life was pretty shitty though.
Yeah, my heart goes out to children who end up growing up in those situations. Makes for fun reddit stories but I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
0:57
That was seriously good
"Whatever leads to the least toxic comments"- this man is amazing
The UBB can't even spend the money to fix their door with the yips!
I would watch a full movie of Ryan just being Ryan dealing with Ryan in the Ryanverse created by multiple Ryan's of Ryan I decided..
Oh really!
By the end of the sentence "Ryan" stopped sounding like a name.
“Whatever leads to the least toxic comment section” is literally my favorite line of all time
This sketch was hilarious, and the ad got even better. You are the only man who can do this, and you deserve so much more popularity.
The Ryan George Cinematic Universe is just Amazing
"So I'm gonna make his life unbearably difficult?"
"No, it's still gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
I see what you did there 😆
"The guy homicided my entire person!"
"Yeah, and so now you make him have like an unsettling toothbrushing experience."
Love the last couple of lines:
"So you just go on through the reincarnation door."
*Gives him a surprised look*
"Oh crap, the comments section."
Speaking of that reincarnation door, .
Wait...am I reincarnating right now?
I feel kinda dumb, but I didn’t get that joke. Could one of you be so kind as to explain it to me?
@@FlyingPoltato comments section is usually a great place for religious arguments
@@FlyingPoltato people woupd argue about whatever he said the afterlofe is like if he said anything
I would take those as I could probably spell out things from broken things on the floor and black mail them. And maybe get it to a point where they also become a ghost.
Reincarnation door. This is reminding me of that purple demon game.
"Who does that?"
"Oh, this guy does...a lot"
Well, sounds like you'll have plenty of company haunting him homicided ghost guy. So you can team up and have the powers of LOTS of open windows and average housecats and limited mobility creepy dolls!
Whoa, imagine a doll possessed by dozens of ghosts working as a team.
“Whatever leads to the least toxic comments section”😂😂😂. My man, you are brilliant. Thumbs up, and if I could give you 5 stars, I would.
A bunch of kids in my elementary school class had a ghost scare so I showed them this video to humanize and take the fear out of hauntings for them. Now, whenever they feel afraid of ghosts they say, "Hi there! Hello!"
2:17 I did not know Ryan was capable of hitting these notes
Watch the frozen 2 pitch meeting
"It's what leads to the least toxic comment section"
Gold, Jerry, gold!
Jerry?
@@llarmstrong783 th-cam.com/video/j0qm0KUPeD8/w-d-xo.html
Please bring pitch meetings to your channel now they’ve seemingly stopped on SR - you were the only reason I subscribed to them
Ryan is one of the only guys that I will NEVER skip the advert part of his video because they are as funny as the main skit.
"A gorilla would mess you up in a fight, man. That's one of the main reasons you gotta learn Jujitsu!" I am crying here.
I must say, this man is comedy gold! Even his ads are hilarious, they're super easy, barely an inconvenience to watch 😂
As a kid my uncle used to tilt the hallway clock whenever he walked past it. His grandmother kept speculating why it kept happening and decided it was heat from the radiator causing the clock to tilt.
Miss your pitch meetings. Hope you're doing ok Ryan! We're with you all the way! Samurai Cop pitch meeting!!
what happened
He still does pitch meetings
Look for his tweets that explain that
Two words: Miami Connection
It’s coming out on February 22. Posted it on his Twitter
*Pitch meetings! Or Sketches....doesn't matter! I'm here for all of it,I decided!*
Well, if he's in, I'm in.
The fact that the murderer is the guy from The First Guy To Solve a Crime
This has to be one of Ryan’s funniest sketches. Reincarnation though, that sounds difficult…
Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
He's obviously been reading tons of Japanese Isekai Light Novels. 🙂
@@davidmcmahon4633 oh, he's been reading some Japanese mango?
It's pronounced "Ryan-carnation". It's why everyone looks the same.
Those ghost abilities are hardly any trouble at all...barely an inconvenience you might say.
I love that the door went "yip yip yip" like in that "looking for a YT video to fix something" vid ya did. Little callbacks are TIGHT.
I will say the mirror option sounds like a good one. Do it enough times, ya might make the guy go crazy, or even cause him to have a heart attack.
As a huge horror movie fan, this is one of my top fave Ryan George videos. Well done!! Love it
1:46 Though in the event that he's currently being filmed for a movie, it'll look *real* spooky to the audience!
I always watch this every night. Now, I'm no longer afraid being home all by myself.
“You should pretend to be something lurking in the dark around 3:00am and when he’s about to turn the lights on, put a Jacket there”
That’s a hilarious prank!
Imagine if ghosts learned that to ruin someone's career, reputation or entire life up to getting them imprisoned for life or lynched by angry mob, they would just need full access to PC and smartphone of said person? Like when Google keyboard "corrects" don't with do just because it's definitely okay and can't drastically change context.
The door opened saying "yip yip yip yip yip" 🤣
2:34 man thats how a horror movie starts
The problem with the mirror thing is that the guy is just going to assume he has temporary double-vision!
"A gorilla would mess you up man, that's why you GOTTA learn jiu-jitsu" 😄😄 gold
From "...Y'know, whatever leads to the least toxic comments section," I was roaring with laughter. This was brilliant. Thank you.
Ryan forgot the ultimate scare tactic, stacking chairs on the kitchen table
The doll thing is a valid option. I would NOPE out of any room one of those appear in.
0:12 Maple Street. My cousin was there two weeks ago. Thats insane.