Sports Announcers Who Get Way Too Personal
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dying from a sword to the heart is one of the worst hereditary conditions. really feel for anyone who has that in the family....
Depends on how it's inflicted. Accidental sword impalement could spell clumsiness in the family; if it's self-inflicted, depression; if it was a duel, aggression probably; if it was an assassination or murder, he was targeted for something; since he plays hockey, his father left, and he's in the penalty box for spilling blood, I'd vote aggressive behavior.
@@Azurath100 lets not exclude curse, his wife WAS burned for being a witch in a place that hangs witches rather than burning them, so you KNOW she was up to some stuff.
@@tuseroni6085 sure, but since she was burned as a witch, she'd more likely curse others than her own family, unless he ratted her out...so revenge curse probably?
Unless you're in Star Wars. Then it's a few weeks layoff and back to work.
@@Azurath100 I think it's more that her being burned for witchcraft as a consequence of killing her husband might imply that witchcraft was involved in that very same murder. possibly by stabbing him to finalize a generational curse.
Anderson did a backflip, snapped the other player's face, and paused the game
😂😂😂 Spot on
Thank you😂
I died LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@peterwoods8299 so did the other player
@@EvanCoteOfficial stop it LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm crying 😂😂😂😹
I love how being impailed in the chest by a sword is considered a heart condition in the ryanverse
i cut out my "friends" liver liver and sold it on the black market for an easy 1 Mil and know he has liver problems so yeah
Well I mean it is a heart condition, as in it will cause to the condition of your heart to decrease incredibly
Mark: "How did they find you?"
Mark's Dad: "I don't know. I'm scared."
Hahaha.
@@mantabond Google translates your comment to have less grammar. Very helpful, google
@@osheridan Awfully sorry, my good man. Cheers.
Since he was stated to be "not that hard to find, actually." There's really no reason for him to be scared.
The iconic "Actually very easy. Barely an inconvenience" should have been said by the dad
I enjoy how the guy in the penalty box had access to and actively participates in the commentators' discussion.
The result of this in real life 99% of the time would be: "That was bullshit! You saw that?....Oh shut up."
it's pretty one-way though - the commentators aren't responding (the father talks to him but those two still don't)
@@israellai @sakke the commentators probably could hear what the guy said, but not really interested in commenting it at all, that's my theory
That's kind of a good idea actually, having a interview/or commentating while in the penalty box would ad some color commentary to the game.
Theory: The commentators put digital cameras in the penalty box that let them hear and see what the people would do in there.
This theory honestly makes a ton of sense because I mean they literally put cameras infront of Anderson’s house so it wouldn’t baffle me to do the same to that penalty box
Finding Anderson's dad actually was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Turns out that he was living in the walls of Anderson's house the whole time.
@@kingjamos2422 we don't talk about that...
it's cause he's everyone's dad, i mean look at the resemblance
Oh really?
@THE ALMIGHTY C H E E S E son, son, son
The fact that Ryan plays all the characters but I can still completely differentiate them goes to show just how good of an actor he is 😁
I can even tell the difference when just LISTENING to the sketch!! It’s crazy!
How has he not been able to act in a movie
and his english is easy to understand, I"m using to learn the language
@@freddie2nitethat'd require him to wear pants
Wait, you mean to tell me that mustache was fake?!! mind blown! :P
If the penalty box really worked like this I would watch more hockey.
Good one 😂
Correct
Really adds a whole new feel to the "penalty" box.
The game is great currently wiith emphasis on Goal Scoring
The penalty is having your privacy removed.
I want these guys to be the announcers for pod racing.
"Here we have Anakin Skywalker, Anakin will be a future sociopath that is obsessed with Padme Amidala. Thus obsession will make him a Sith lord!"
@@bigtomar "oh absolutely. He actually has his own theme song for when he does anything SLIGHTLY morally questionable and had his own apprentice key word there being had Jerry."
"Now this...is the game we call podracing"
That's a nice idea.
I love reading comments of star wars fan
Sharing deeply personal information on television to a wide audience about a player is tight!
Oh viewing browser history is also tight
not as tight as those FBI handcuffs when they look tho his search history lmao
While finding peoples' personal information is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Now he could have Prevented this with are sponsor Nord VPN
@@polreamonn Yeah, all you need is a sponsorship from SodaCola.
Um.. something is off, it's unnatural. Somebody put Ryan's face on that Sixth Grade teacher. I refuse to believe there are other faces in the Ryan George universe.
Jasmine and that one ryan's wife
It could be his actual sixth grade teacher
As far as we know, females don't apply to the same rules as male. We have had different females, for example the one in the first person to ever divorce, and the mom of the guy from the first person to ever dream had different hair colors, thus females might be extent from the rule. They might however by genetics and sheer chance happen to adopt their father's facial hair and overall face.
In the first guy to to get 1m subscribers we learn that all of this videos are skits made by clones this explains any inconsistency in the ryanverse
Edit:spelling
Don't forget the fact that the guy's name is Mark Anderson instead of something like Mark Sportsman. I think this is set in a different universe and it's not canon to the main RGCU timeline.
Hahaha... love the analysis of the push button wear patterns on that door lock! 😂
A sportscaster can never be too anal!
@Fur Fag Gamer they would still wear down, it’s not a fingerprint analysis
@Fur Fag Gamer That won't stop the paint from wearing off.
Didn't expect to see you here
@@ThreeLetters3 I snuck in 😊👍
I bet he’s going to throw his stick like a javelin at the announcers if they show his browser history
No, he'll do a murder on them and get put in a room.
Browser History: How to use a hockey puck like a javelin.
Lmao that scene from the first kingsman movie
@@coolnerdlll6053 not if they do a back flip, snap his neck and save the day!
More cookies for me
As an actual hockey referee, that was really accurate.
i feel he was taking jabs at josh anderson the entire video for reasons we dont know
@@Redditaurus Maybe because Anderson sounds more common than Suzuki, Chiarot, or Dvorak. Could be the team worst +/- as well.
Dude was a warrior in the playoffs last year though. Non hockey fans have no idea of the grind that these guys endure for a chance at the Cup.
Press X to doubt
I guess fellow refs can relate
@@shiro9112 He didn't say NHL. There's tons of youth leagues, rec, beer league, major-minor (16-17), MANY pro minor leagues just to name a few.
Really not that hard to be a ref if you want to be one (and you know the game).
"... You just DOXXED me!" he sounded so genuinely disappointed 😂
"Throwing his stick into someone's face like a javelin"
Everyone else: That's crazy!
Canadians: That's normal
What weird is their also known to Always be nice
@@freddie2nite That is where they get all of their anger out so they can be nice the rest of the time
The production quality in this. He even made typical AB-transitions and a 3D stinger clip for a fake soda. The sheer talent of this young man is remarkable.
this young man is TIGHT
@@guadobobey5785 uhhhh
Ebenezer would be proud
Nerd alert lol
Wow wow wow wow..
As a sportscaster, I think this was a reasonable and realistic portrayal of sportscasters. I’m also glad hockey officially exists in the Ryan George cinematic universe.
Guys Canadian, course there’s hockey
@@wyziksimon1346 Which guy is Canadian? The one in the penalty box? ;)
@@dolfanchambers84 Basically all of them … so it’s a Canadian cinematic universe.
RGCU!!!!
hockey was already confirmed previously
3:31 subtitles under the father's name should have said "It was super easy to find him, barely an inconvenience."
This might be the first video where Ryan’s characters aren’t learning how life works, but are the polar opposite: way more knowledgeable than they should be. One day he’ll make a video where he’s just a normal person, and the world will never be the same…
As a hockey fan that used to get a kick out of Pierre McGuire's disturbing level of knowledge about players, this was absolutely hilarious
Bruh that is EXACTLY who I imagined he used as a reference. Ryan's Canadian, so its logical to think he has extensive experience with Pierre's nonsense 😂
Definitely was thinking of Pierre the entire sketch.
Oh so this is like an inside hockey thing lol here I was thinking Ryan was just going ham haha
I only came to the comments to see how long it took for someone to reference Pierre lol
this should be the top comment
My favorite is when a UFC commentator Jon Anik spoke about 2 fighters who both had child custody disputes in their personal lives. At one point he even said something along the lives of "(Fighter) has not seen his child in 6 months, he does not know where his son is”. So out of pocket and hilariously out of left field
Was looking for this comment. It was so hilarious and out of character for him.
Courtesy link to the event th-cam.com/users/shortsPI4Y04iK8Fs (tag line: Winner gets to see their children)
So this video isn't exaggerating as much as I thought
@@EdgarRoock Clutch
I have seen every one of your skits and pitches, and yet I can confidently say this might be your best one yet. The effort put into it alone, amazing.
Nice
The editing was pretty impressive
I think it’s just the most ridiculous
Wait, could anderson not find his father because he's bad with maps?
I am always baffled at the casting of these. Ryan is a great sketch writer, absolutely. But the actors he casts are f-in hilarious and have great timing! Have to give the guy credit for finding all this talent.
He’s got a great team working for him. They all work together like they share the same mind.
He recruites them all from the same University.
Another TH-camr explains it in a video called 'The Ryan George Conspiracy'.
It's very informative.
They definitely have great chemistry but I kind of think they want to bang each other.
@@waldoman7 my mind is now tainted forever thanks to you
@@idonoy661 you're welcome
"You just doxxed me!"
I died. Well written!
Same. That was hilarious
That took me out.
The best ever is Jon Anik “Both these fighters have been dealing with custody battles regarding their children”
When your long-lost father learns that you're a famous hockey player:
"Son, let me back into your life!"
And promptly after they revealed his browser history, Anderson did a back flip, snapped the announcers necks and saved the day
Underrated comment. This deserves more likes
@@danktorvosaurus na that comment was super easy barely an inconvenience
Wow wow wow wow
Not so sure about that. He should have did that before the reveal to save that day. Now we know that Anderson is into videos of grown men dressed up as babies that are watching videos of him.
@@JulienPlays it needs an award I decided
Shoutout to that +1.0 bone density score. Might seem like a random insert but that's actually a realistic number, and within healthy limits to boot.
Way to go, Ryan. Attention to detail on point.
What does it mean? +1.0? Is it one unit more than the average?
Wowowow.
@@Lambda_Ovine One more bone
If Ryan is going to use specific numbers, they _will_ be appropriate!
@@Lambda_Ovine it would be one standard deviation above average suggesting he would have a higher bone density than the average person, which makes sense for an athlete.
As a hockey ref, this is fairly accurate.
I'm curious if Ryan calculated the right number of "greats" to get back to the 1600s. It sounded about right, but maybe missed a couple of greats
Same with the number of blinks lol
it can be around 5 more or less depending on how far they were born apart from each other
The "Anderson has blinked the total of 362 time" just killed me 😂
It should’ve level up to 363 just to keep the illusion that they are constantly watching him
Just like the hockey stick he threw killed that other guy!
I burst out laughing at that line 😂 🤣
For a Canuck, Hockey-related skits are TIGHT.
WHADDYA MEAN 'FOR A CANUCK'?!!! *rips gloves off*
@@npcx-mq6cr He means he's a fan of Vancouver.
@@jacoblebold8462 I'm guessing Ryan is a Habs fans, considering how he always shows Boston trailing/losing in his hockey skits.
Hey man, whatever gets your stick going!
Hey, us Toronto fans hate Boston almost as much as the Habs.
I can't even fathom how Ryan comes up with these things, so much love to him and all of his clones, they really add personality and visual variety to the cast. (Fun fact: witches were actually hanged at the Salem Witch Trials, not burnt)
I believe there was one - Giles Corey - who was 'pressed to death' (a door placed on his prone body and weight piled on it until his chest collapsed).
Although he wasn't technically convicted of witchcraft; he was punished for refusing to say anything in court.
And he wasn't burned to death, so that point still stands.
Okay. Shutting up now.
@@owensims7491 As a history buff, I'm endless fun to watch movies with.
@@owensims7491Yep, very good point. I remember him very clearly when we were studying it, just didn't bring him up because he wasn't considered a witch.
@@marseille3252 He pleaded the Fifth.
He just made the mistake of trying it about 100 years before there _was_ a Fifth...
lol, that's not a very fun fact
The amount of creativity left in that man is mind boggling.
I love that Ryan George has a cooper helmet and hockey gear just laying around for this sketch, ya know, like any good Canadian would.
Omg it's a Bauer helmet, nm! He's an amateur!
I'm pretty sure it's the death penalty to ^NOT^ have those items in your permanent residence as a canuck
I would watch more sports if commentators were always this informative.
Significantly fewer people would do sports if commentators were always this informative.
I wouldn't, but then I'm not a nosy nostril.
Wow... i always appreciate the diverse cast Ryan recruits to his skits. He's got even more friends than Daniel thrasher.
What's incredibly amazing is how different the voices of all the characters in this sound!
Professional spurts player: Commits a crime
Sportscaster: “What a good man. Great role model!”
😂 true
spurtscaster*
I hope that the athletes of future generations will also commit crimes.
Everyone thinks Ryan is just one person acting out all of these parts, but he was actually involved in an accident with an experimental cloning machine several years ago.
SHHHH! they can't know
@@projectstar957 I already know and now every one will know soon muhahahaha
You do know it wasn't actually an "accident," right? I mean, how much of this do you think the workers DIDN'T want to happen?
Yeah he’s not even human he’s closer tho the Horatio
I love how they make it sound entirely normal and casual
The fact that when i am focused on something else, this just sounds like a normal sport commentary, mildly concersns me and makes me want to rewatch every sports broadcast i tuned out in the past
you know it’s bad when the earth goes “uyeayuhhh”
and as we all know, that sound means you need to get your car checked! or buy a new chair!
bot?
@@eswee6780 no this guy actually makes good videos
or it's just a cat learning to talk
I did not read "uyeayuhhh" in the way OTAAT intended. It was much more...adult-themed.
Or you need to fix your door
As a real-live citizen of Hamilton, Ontario, I can tell you that finding Mark's father is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Do you miss the Bulldogs?
Does he live on Maple Street? All Canadians live on Maple Street.
just realized hamilton has milton in it, which is also a town in Ontario
Oskie wee wee!
Am I the only one who thinks they really nailed the cast for this, the player and his dad really look as if they are related
Okay but like... Imagine how beautiful it would be if some sports channel decided to randomly do something like this XD
Isn’t it nice that the sportscasters decide to share stuff all the time?
Sharing Is Caring I Decided
@@SidPil goated comment i decided
We should change it to Sharecasters we decided.
Bigger reaction to getting his browser history revealed than reconnecting with his long lost father. Completely understandable.
2:26 is very devious sniperwolfian activity
The similarities between Anderson and his long-lost father are striking!
I love how sportcasters always have very random facts ready on hand.
Love you man.
Putting a smile at people's face is super easy barely an inconvenience for you.
Yeah, putting smiles on are TIGHT!
Oh REALLY?
@@nurse425 YEAH YEAH YEAH
"That's right Aadarsh in fact he has quite a record of making people smile"
"Quite a record indeed"
The whole industry should make this ad format their standard: a brief "brought to you by" and the full ad AFTER the content so the ONLY people who see it are those who opt IN; gotta be great for sales.
And speaking of, WREN looks amazing. I'm working on a platform in the same arena now, and seeing this is not only validating but it gives me another example to list in my pitch.
Just great stuff. Thank you Ryan!
🙌🔥🙌
Even better, the ad is ANOTHER SKETCH with the addstronaut, which makes me wanna WATCH the adds. That's a high level of carisma.
@@daframo Ryan George is one of the cleverer creators I can name.
@@BenjaminHME more clever * I think. And also, yeah, his format of addictive sketches that you will wanna revisit pretty much is made to ride the algorithm like a motorboat.
“My volcanoes feel weird.” Was a line I didn’t know I needed!
Is it weird that it’s gotten to the point that I can’t imagine Ryan working with “other” actors! 😁
Well it’s a good thing that he IS every actor!
He has though! Julie Nolke.
Well he's done it a few times. Mat Pat, some lady and a British guy.
@@watcher314159 They messed up by playing it like a normal skit instead of being a couple about to get married talking to a couple about to get divorced.
Ryan always does hilarious videos he is majorly talented.
He manages to find new topics to make jokes out of *every week* while the majority of comedians are still stuck on the same tired subjects.
@@panampace If by "comedians" you mean people travelling around and telling jokes, then you might want to know that they use the same jokes multiple times because they're in different places, and different places happen to have different people than those that have already heard them before.
Different places with different people is TIGHT!
You can literally know nothing about hockey and still be thoroughly entertained by this. He has a gift
Ryan is better but the new guy, Ryan, has a promising career in front of him.
I love watching Ryan George videos over and over again even when I just watched them a couple minutes ago.
2:21 he got it from the hockey stick
“Both of these fighters have delt with custody battles involving they’re children” (look it up it actually was said)
That was a Jon Anik one wasn't it?
@@Terron35 yes
I swear he said ''their children'' actually.
Love these so much. Just go into everything into a players personal life. This is scarily funny.
I don't follow sports, Ryan, but this was AWESOME! It blows my mind how stale Hollywood, sitcoms, and most commercials are...just uninspired and absolutely LIFELESS. Your skits are so brilliant and those other mediums do not even deserve talent like yours! Thanks for the years of continuous chuckles. Bless you, sir.
I'm not too big of a sports fan, but if this guys was the Announcer, I'm all into it.
Same
3:46 "A touching moment for Anderson in the penalty box there John, little does he know that's not his dad."
A touching moment is tight
Lol so accurate, especially with the world cup comin up.
Ryan, you son of a gun, the last line almost choked me to death laughing.
2:07 fun fact: no one was actually burned at the stake during Salem Witch Trials
Shotout to UFC's Jon Anik letting us know in one fight that one of the fighters is involved in a custody battle and in another fight that one of the fighters is still nursing her newborn. Not even making this up. Keep in mind that Anik is actually very professional, they just feed him these lines from the van for some reason.
THANK YOU! I was looking for this! I immediately thought about Anik
in the Ewell Gutierrez fight, it was actually both fighters that were involved in custody battles, anik even started talking about their kids lol.
This is what it was like watching Pierre McGuire working games for NBC.
Love your humour. Been with you since the start of the channel. Glad to see it rise in popularity, you deserve it. Keep up the good work, its much apretiated!
Ryan just keeps getting funnier and funnier. Laughed through this entire video.
I love that the painting of Ebeneezer Anderson looks exactly like Ryan as a man from the 17th century.
"not that hard to find, actually" it's a good thing anderson's already on the ice so he can take care of that sick burn
"yeah, based on those sites Anderson's been visiting, we can probably expect some wrist strain. That could have a huge effect on today's game."
2:04 interesting fact: During the Salem witch trials, witches weren't actually burnt on a stake. Witch burning only happened in europe.
Burning witches was a thing in Spain and England. The rest of Europe drowned, stoned or hang them. Heretics and "pretenders under god" were burned tho. Like Jean d'arc, the bogomilists and the lollards.
Really knocked it out of the park with this one. Such great details. We could go over every inch of detail as to why this is really good. But I don't want the half time break to last 4 hours.
Back to you, Tom!
You should do a skit about the first person to be a dentist.
“Hey my guy I just thought of a new business venture.”
“What is it?”
“I’m gonna stick my hands and pointy objects into your mouth at least twice a year and you’ll pay me to do it.”
The only pointy things I'll allow in my mouth are my teeth. And if you want to stick your hands in there, don't be surprised if I bite them off.
This was a really funny skit but in the creative department.
Do you have writters helping out cause this has so much depth!!
Editing was fire,
Soda Cola... need i say more,
Sports guys being insanely invasive,
The browser history at the end...
Fantastic ep!!! High quality!!
As a big sports fan, this is my absolute favorite video you've ever made.
Revealing too much personal info is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Getting your personal info revealed is super hard, barely a convenience
"how is any of this relevant?"
bUt tHe ChArT SaYs.....
Awesome video as usual Ryan! As a hockey player who grew up in Ontario this was awesome haha, even name dropped my college town! #thehammer
As a Canadian and a hockey fan I 100% understood each reference.
Honestly this actually isn't a bad penalty for those players who foul regularly
Yeah, at first it kinda sounded like the sort of reportage they do for mass shooters
*nobody* deserves their browser history to be made public!
@@mickmccasker6401 arguable but fine whatever you say hey btw what is ur browser history... SUS
@@mickmccasker6401 im SURPRISED more people dont know about incognito mode
@@daviderwin4705 which sort of fits the context of him _literally having murdered someone with a hockey javelin_
0:47 press like if you refuse the existance of that face in the ryanverse
1:58 Did Ryan find an old oil portrait with his face or made one himself? Either way it's impressive 😅
Maybe it was ai
I love that you can tell that the great ancestor was still played by Ryan
2:38 MAPLE STREET!!!!!!! I was there when he bought garbage can❗❗❗
The second i saw this video was 5 minutes my day was instantly made.
Its the 30th time watching this and I am still belly laughing like crazy! You are awesome Ryan!
3:51 Oh, so that's why it's called the penalty box...
These skits are amazing. I swear, someday SNL will offer this man a position
Why would Ryan want to be associated with SNL?
@UCSJ_NOmIPQyPfQIeN8b2-uQ Obviously this went over your head. Let's rephrase... "why would Ryan want to be associated with a low quality show like SNL." There, that should make it super easy, barely an inconvenience for you.
@@PhrugalPhan "SNL is a low-quality show" is the lowest-quality trope on the internet.
Ryan is much bigger and higher quality than SNL at this point.
@@SingTingz31
Yeah, he's right where he needs to be.
SNL wishes they still had talent like his.
Ryan is so underrated but so amazing. Easily one of the best TH-camrs imo. Thanks for your amazing content, Ryan!
I'm happy for Anderson and his dad
This one immediately become one of my favorites 🤣 Great job as always Ryan.
Finding out personal information about athletes is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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Absolutely love this guy, he always brightens up my day, keep up the amazing work Ryan🥰❤️
Edit: thanks for the likes😊