SUPER SPOOKY Paranormal Sketch Compilation - Ryan George
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00:00 - Ghosts Are Bad At Revenge
05:20 - Robots Are Definitely Turning Evil
07:28 - When Your Pet Stares At Nothing
08:56 - The Walking Ted
09:13 - If Cats Were Able To Talk
11:13 - If Ghosts Stuck Around After The Jump Scare
12:39 - TH-camr Morning Routine
16:14 - When We Finally Discover Aliens
17:07 - Psychic Powers Always Give You A Little Nosebleed
19:30 - If A Ghost Possessed Someone In 2020 - ตลก
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the fog is coming june 25th 2026 8:52:24 pm(utc-6) stay indoors for as long as possible if you hear knocking screaming cries for help or children crying do not answer prepare this is your only warning
Will do
Thanks, James Park!
Ok.
"Whatever leads to the least toxic comment section" 😂great line and should be used for pitch meetings too
Reincarnation is blasphemy! Heaven is a place on Earth. It's at the North Pole and we can go there and meet the true Christian Muhammad. She is Santa Claus.
And some pitch meetings can even use most instead. Like Velma.
That one really got me.
@@DontReadMyProfilePhoto.133 okay i wont.
Also the door went yep yep yep yep
The phrase 'Did a big murder on you' will never not earn a chuckle out of me.
He always zigs when you're expecting a zag and I never see it coming. This is a talented dude. He even makes you want to see his ad reads with the adstronaut. Only other person like that for me, besides Ryan, is Drew Gooden.
"I don't think you get it, this guy did a Homicide on my Everything."
😆👍
My favourite is “ i think youll be pretty satisfied..” you just know he won’t disappoint!
A real BIG one.
This phrase just popped in my brain yesterday
Honestly, Ryan should be the star of a horror movie. He was genuinely creepy as the possessed guy.
yeah, sure that might as well happen
Casting Ryan in a horror movie would be super awesome, barely a problem
I could definitely see him as like a way too nice and wholesome bnb owner or wilderness tour guide that's actually batshit crazy lol
Also if they ever do a live action Simpsons, I really hope they don't, but.. if they do. He should be Flanders. It may save the project.
Because he had covid? Yeah, that tracks.
I have a really important question for that first guy.
When you were on Maple Street and you were considering crossing the street, and the guy came up behind you and did a murder on you, we're thinking of calling it a "stabbing". Do you think that's a good word for it?
Yeah, it's alright.
@@Egurius3The guy who did the stabbing here,
That was a dumb word!
And before anyone asks, Stabbing that guy was super easy
Barely an inconvenience!
Mayhaps, just hear me out here, we call it a "shooting'". I was thinking maybe shooty-things and point-things should have different words for them, I decided.
Could be a violent mugging we don't know the method used
@@llamawalrushybrid I don't like that word. Those things make a really loud noise. I think we should call them bangy-things, and using one to do a murder should be called a "banging".
"The guy homicided my entire person" is my new favourite Ryan George quote
I'm surprised Baby Ryan didn't make a guest appereance in the compilation, that is truly the most terrifying thing
I'm pretty sure baby Ryan was one of the TH-cam commenters based on its profile picture.
Bloooooooood
Baby Ryan could have his own entire compilation, let's be real.
Oh yeah, I remember baby Ryan
I love how "If Cats Could Talk" was included, assumedly just because what a cat would say is a spooky idea
Or cuz of the ghost, hah
@@oliboof That's not a ghost, that's a genie
Ponocio nipples
With all the creepiness in this compilation, the mouth on the cat is still the most horrifying.
I'm just glad Baby Ryan didn't show up!
@@Joshudan64 Fair point! I doubt I could have dealt with that along with the cat!
It is 😱😂 directly followed by the waking up scene from the morning routine 😅
Look at 5:42 that is worse
@@ErnaB790 Huh?
Wow, I never realised that in the ghost revenge skit that instead of creaking the afterlife door makes a yip yip yip sound which relates to another sketch, this man never fails to surprise me with these tiny details, incredible
"Two old shaky guys are arguing about which one of them gets to be President during the apocalypse"
Best line ever! 😂
And stays fresh! 😅... 😢
Still relevant today again!! 😢
This was my favorite sketch. Still super relevant. . .
@@PatolomyYeah. And if the dictator guy wins again, maybe we'll have another pandemic. Or maybe he'll light my entire state on fire again. That was a good time for the door-to-door HVAC folks.
0:57 the door goes yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip like in the door squeak repair video!
😂😂 yeah
Paranormal complications are super easy, barely an inconvenience!
I decided. 😁
You should be able to invade someone's dreams from the afterlife.
I I I I I don't think so. This paranormal compilation has many complications. In my opinion
Ryan Pitcher says that not Ryan George!
And I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about this.
By now even Ryan's ghost knows how toxic the comment section can be but we all know the door leads to the Ryanverse's afterlife full of souls sacrificed to Zordon thanks to a brilliant telemarketing scheme! Hail Zordon!
Zoltan!
As an official representative of Zordon I condone your message and beg you to accept my gift of 500 Points for Random Comments redeemable at your local entertainment park, internet cafe or prison vending machines.
@@stephencaudle1766 Prison vending machines? Sweet!
@stephencaudle1766 awesome I can't wait to get incarcerated!!!
The evil rectangle being a metaphor for a phone is still one of my favorite Ryan George moments
Pure gold!
Blue colored, too. The color of light bad for the eyes. Lol!
Considering I'm typing this from a phone thats pretty spooky
"He's developed a hatred for bananas" and "I thought you were vegan" had me dying of laughter 😂 😂
lol 😂
22 minutes of Ryan in a weekend is tight!
And if you are insane or have nothing else to do that's every day
. Dont tell me how to live my life!
** I say only after curiosity got the better, and i followed almost all instructions given. Lmfao. Very well done. Love it**
The jaywalking/murder segue is golden. Major props to Ryan. Makes me chuckle every time.
Did you notice that the guy who did a murder on hi was the guy from the first person to solve a crime video
RYAN: "oh man, if you could spell..."
DOG: "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN'T? ...FIREBALL!"
The line “he homicided my entire person” is my favorite thing ever
Are we going to get a "the first guy to wear a costume" for Halloween
That was so funny!
I think we did a long time ago, didn't we? It might have just been the first guy to wear a costume, though. Halloween might not have been a part of it. I dont remember.
What about first guy to wear clothes?
@davidmcgill1000 we all know Ryan doesnt wear pants in any of his videos.
He already did this!
"Jeez! Dang it!" Definitely how I'd react if I got murdered. 😂
1:14
"Who does that?!"
"Well, this guy does... a lot."
Umm... Wait! What??
The Pinocchio nipples growing was such a subtle joke
This might be a long shot but I think that the murderer from the first skit might be the room mate from the last skit
Because of the fleeting resemblance?
What's funny is I could almost swear that all of these people are the same guy. That's crazy though.
There 2 completely different fellas😂
Always good stuff. Also this is the first time I noticed the Pinocchio nipples near the end of "If Cats were able to talk", which was a fun joke I missed previously.
I like how the first skit implies that after murdering someone on a supposedly busy street no one reported the guy to the police
No one had done such a thing before, so Ryans didn't know how to react, I think. Even the murderer was still hanging around, but cops didn't know how clues worked yet, so he went home I think
They were able to give an accurate description of the guy, but a lot of people matched it.
I hear detective who is terrible at his job is on the case
When Ryan tells the Genie thank you, his first wish is very prevalent 😂
When he lies about people loving the Pinocchio nips, they really show up haha. I didn't even notice it on my first watch, just seeing it now. Didn't realize he had lied about that, thought people had loved em
@@ShooterMcgavin119 seen that video a few times but just caught it here too! 😂
10:53
It is the time of the year again, that October guy sure is obsessed with death
The possession of 2020 will always be my favorite skit.
Seriously, perfection
I really really really hope he makes a second one in 2030 since the ghost said he would be back in a decade.
That and a guy wanting to go to a beach during a zombie outbreak. A bit of levity for that year.
Yeah. Its a good thing everything got better after 2020 and everyone is happy again.
2020: I hope everything will be better by 2021...
2021: Hold my beer.
The 2020 ghost honestly still hits the same... Like "oh no... a ghost... you gonna help with the rent or what?"
Ryan is such a good looking guy that even his ghost version looks cute.
@@fisherman9435what’s your problem?
oh woah oh i didn't like that, at all
@JimboPro what?
Real
Lmao the turn to the cat when the ghost asks "what about you, you wanna kill him" and the cat immediately responds "oh yeah, already working on it" 😆
“He’s developed a hatred for bananas!”
*by god, i love this show!* 😂
I love how he's aware of a comments section lol😂
I got spooked by the thumbnail - it was super easy, barely an inconvenience... It was tight!
"Katherine Heigl!" That, plus the talking cat 🐈 is cinematic gold 👌 🤣.
I imagine a sequel to the first sketch would go like this
Ryan: *looking in the mirror after getting reincarnated* wait, nothing changed
Ghost Ryan: yeah, well, actually, everybody in this universe has the same body, it turns out
I love how in the Ghost Revenge sketch the door 'creeks' by going yip yip yip...CALLBACK!
The possession one really put 2020 into perspective, ya know, really helped me feel like I wasn’t alone… even though I clearly was.
Best line: "I thought you were vegan!"
I love the noise the door makes. It brings me memories back of the video where Ryan tried to fix a broken door. :)
I like that you kept that one ad in there. Most people seem to force their ad sponsors in like a chore, but you make your ads just as enjoyable as the rest of the video. It's like we're really getting 2 videos. Thank you for that.
It’s crazy to know a channel this size has so many different actors for a variety of roles. Truly amazing talent
These are all brilliant! BTW Mr Marbles must live in the Uncanny Valley with the cats from CATS. 🙀
I’ve never noticed the sound the door makes in the revenge sketch. Such a nice throwback.
"It's just... you know... whatever leads to the least toxic comments section" is such a great line.
"Do you want terminators? Cause this is how you get terminators." Lol so good and so true
Given that the blue guy was in the right place and the orange guy was in the wrong place ... I'm thinking Ryan's rooting for the Rangers.
I can confirm, this was super spooky.
I love how it includes the adstronaut lol
“Dang it!” Is the worst and best way to respond to being murdered
"You are quite literally a son of a b**ch". 😂😂😂 That line was gold!
My house was haunted when I was a kid. The dang ghost was a jerk though. Instead of the sound of footsteps in the hall the dingus made random creaking sounds at various spots in the house and only when it was very windy outside.
These sketches always kill me with their indirect fourth-wall breaking. Especially that first one. 🤣😂
I’ve often wanted to see some horror movie antagonist plotting their moves. Like does Pennywise make a list of what he’s putting in those fortune cookies? Does Jason swing by the hardware store and test drive a few machetes and power tools before making his final selection? Maybe those Asian well-girls practice their crawling and creepy hair styles. It’s be a show for sure.
The Sound he makes at 1:54 is my new favorite sound now.
Ryan George + October = comedic gold
Spooky compilations during Halloween season is tight!
Why do i read this comment on Ryan's voice?
Just text “Al my human flesh is still attached to my human body” to someone with no context.😂
THE DOOR NOISE 😭😭😭
Ryan, could we have compliations of the various ad-stronaut plot lines? he's honestly so damn funny 😂 but I can never remeber which vids have which sketches in! I wanted to watch the disturbing beep-boop alien dude's mini series but I didn't know where to look 😭
I really wanted to see murdered ghost Ryan mess with homicidal Ryan.
The walking Ted is the most beautiful piece of video art I’ve ever seen especially in the climax, I cried and smiled at the same time
Yeah, the poor ghost at the end. Hopefully, Ryan George will make a sequel in 2030.
If he's still making youtube videos in 7 years I hope he makes a sequel to the possession one.
I want my reaction to being possessed to be "...why am i in the living room"
the dancing robot skit gives very "welcome to nightvale" vibes and i'm here for it
1:20 "Who does that?"
"This guy does... A lot."
I wasn't expecting that.
You really have put together a damn good batch of skits... more compilations please!
I had an "it's happening!" moment when I asked Chat GPT to write me a cover letter for a job application and it not only instantly wrote it but it also accurately included in the letter how many years of experience I had in the job without me telling it that information.
Let me assure you though that all my human flesh is still attached to my human body.
This guy is so brilliant that 0:58 the door sound opening, is the same from his other sketch about fixing a door hinge. I love this channel.
I hard belly laughed at the talking cat and the ghost. Great job! Highly entertaining!
The only thing scarier than this is get my snapped while someone saves the day.
I've always felt that Ryan was perfect for pitch meeting and his personal channel proves it
00:56 i fkn love the door sound since the first time in that video about that thing with a door
2:49 my alarm went off and I thought it just was a normal thing that wouldn’t be affected at all
Ryan's content is always the best on YT.
10:58 huh. Never noticed that before. Good god the little details really do make a difference
I recall that George Kastanza once told Jerry that "It moved!"
I don't think he was talking about a banana, though... 🤔
Can we just appreciate that Ryan never disappoints us
We already have been,since his birth.Its honestly insulting,and disgusting to think that this is the first time you've come to that realization.You're not a true fan
Bruh I like him too, but it's just a compilation
I'm disappointed in Ryan for never disappointing us, but wait, now I am disappointed in him, so I can't be disappointed in him for not disappointing me, but, now that I'm not anymore disappointed in him, I'm back to being disappointed in him for not disappointing me and... *Aaahhh, it's a paradox!*
Always
Its a bot dumbasses
This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!
The last one is still so relatable, though.
"I've possessed your roommate!"
"It's 2020, I'm too burnt out to care"
I was ... not doing great at the time. Better now, but ... yeah, pretty shit year, tbh.
So offended you mentioned reincarnation, Ryan!!! Will you do a skit of a modern day interview with past figures (fiction and fact) have them answers questions about questionable things today lol
We should be able to give at least as many thumbs up as there are sketches in this compilation!
That alien one held up really well.
I don't know why, I literally can't put my finger on it, but that genie making the cat speak sketch was the funniest shit I've ever seen.
“What’s behind that door?” I like the attempt to avoid controversy about the afterlife.
Omg i love this
The moment i heard "after the first sketch" i knew It'd be a treat
I would love for more collections like this
Babbel sounds like a company the Ryan George universe would make up
LOL! "Hey we should all talk differently I decided. Then we can sell an app that teaches everyone all the different sound combinations."
That was by far the best summary of 2020dumpsterfire I've seen. I laughed, I cried and then I laughed while crying... A true bipolar experience.
Wow I honestly did NOT realize the blue rectangle was a phone! But it makes so much sense now!
4:15 con Babbel aprender español es súper fácil, apenas un inconveniente.
Love your videos! these compilations are great I watch them all the time! Thanks for all you do
The cat talking is my fave 😂
These give me a calm I enjoy.
Thank you for another awesome video! ❤
The comment section is always the scariest part of any horror sketch. These people are crazy.
That said, I had a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it and I think it's taking over my brain.
Why are my comments vanishing? Clearly this guy is a scammer impersonating Ryan.
That yepyepyepyep door :D nice throwback
Gracias, estaba muy asustado.