Just remember the last time and result, then subtract the difference of the new and old times from the result. That will save time that could be spent sleeping.
Try having a little lay down before bed. Lay on your stomach, turn over a bit while doing stuff. Just move your body in the same sought of way. That way those same positions will do what they do and make you need to go to the bathroom. For a lot of people its literally just the sleeping relaxed in bed position that makes them need to go to the bathroom. Also this might be a bit TMI but try to pee with the muscles you use to go number 2. It can help push in ways that more fully empty your bladder.
I know! Damn it, number of times I'm in the perfect position, starting to drift off to sleep, and brain is like "wait what if we end up urinating all over the place because you've now got the slightest inkling" damn it
Actually I think that was just Ryan wearing an orange fur suit, or do you actually expect me to believe he cast someone other than himself in one of his sketches, yeah right.
Don't forget the rare occasion that you're managing to fall asleep quickly, but it's so quick that your brain tricks you into feeling like you're falling, waking you back up and shooting your heart rate through the roof!
Is THAT what that is? I had no idea. feels like I missed a step on some stairs & jerks me awake. Sometimes I even dream exactly that! That i tripping & then i jump awake
Just as terrible as Exploding Head Syndrome.. not sure why, but EVERY YEAR for the last ~10 years.. I've had a stint of 3 months where I hallucinate noises at the exact moment my brain sends the signal to sleep. Incredibly annoying.
This is entirely too real for my liking, as I've had terrible insomnia my entire adult life. With that said, Ryan made me laugh at something I have never found funny until now.
idk if i have insomnia or it’s j my anxiety did u ask for a diagnosis or just get one? bc i’ve tried EVERYTHING melatonin, benadryl, working out and i still can’t sleep plz help
I'm not one to struggle for too long before getting some sleep but the positions my body demands me to assume to do so are probably not even doable in a TH-cam video. Sometimes it's small stuff like "belly down is good but now what do you with your feet? They can't be in tippy toe extension all night, let's twist our leg a bit...bit more...back...that's it" but it can also be some Twister stuff where I'm all around my gf, both below and above her, depending on what part of me or her you're referencing. That is a problem because she's usually in bed hours before i am so i do that while she sleeps ^^
Imagine being Ryan's cat. You're trying to sleep and Ryan just yells "Stop bringing up random stuff and put me to sleep!" It was nice of his cat to step on his chest though. A very helpful feline trying to put him to sleep!
@@davidmcgill1000 "I hate to tell you this, but I've got all his vitals from here." "Oh, you do?" Ohoooooph, yeah. Heart rate, blood pressure, everything." "Ok, so what's it look like?" "Everything's looking very normal, so I can tell you he's very much alive."
Me laying in the bed for 3 hours. I look at the clock: It's 2:30 AM should finally sleep. Brain: Hey, you have a random shaped closed object, how would you calculate its volume?
@@AlexM1983DHUN calculate the volume of a rectangular prism, then half fill it with water and set the object in question inside. Measure the new apparent volume of water and subtract the difference. The resulting amount will be the volume of the randomly shaped object.
Ryan was watching “All the Noises I Know How to Make (with Frederick Noisemaker)” at the start 😮 the continuity in the Ryan Cinematic Universe is truly incredible
Okay, ryan is getting too damn real with these sketches! Also, can I just say that I love how ryan visualizes the inside of the human brain and would like to see it more?
The only thing missing here is a final "blink and it's morning/time to get up, now" (and perhaps a weird dream sequence, if there even was any sleep, that makes it feel like you were never even close to being asleep in the first place).
I occasionally have dreams where my clock is going off or my wife is shaking me to wake up. It never ceases to fail that I have a hard time trying to go back to sleep before the clock actually goes off.
Fan theory: The CAT has been playing every “Ryan” role since sketch one. What a relief it must be for him to actually play himself and not have to go through those hours of prosthetics and makeup, for once
Guys, seriously, it's self-evident at this point that it's been the CAT playing 'Ryan' and not the other way around. The clues have been staring us in the face this whole time. When it all came together for me, it was like that scene at the end of The Usual Suspects when Chazz Palminteri's character does a slo-mo coffee mug drop. Now, take the red pill if you dare and come with me to see how far down the rabbit hole really goes. First, it's a well-known fact that cats all have human face blindness. We all look the same to them. So OF COURSE a cat pretending to be a human crafting brilliant, multi-character comedic sketches would make the very telling mistake of having all the 'human' characters look EXACTLY THE SAME. The aliens in 1996's The Arrival made the same goof when they re-used the Ron Silver 'human' mold one too many times - though it's possible I'm thinking of the sequel The Arrival II starring that guy who got his brain sucked out by the giant bug in Starship Troopers (sorry - spoilers). (Okay, now that is FIVE unprompted 1990s movie references that just came up organically. Bear that in mind.) Second, "Ryan's" sketches often focus on the characters discovering for the first time some of the most mundane human inventions, concepts and even basic naming conventions. It's like our entire human experience is being seen through the fresh eyes of an interloping outsider - like, I don't know, maybe, let's say, just blue-skying here, A CAT POSING AS A BRILLIANT AND AFFABLE CANADIAN SKETCH COMIC. Third, who would display an even greater sense of curiosity and wonder when examining the foibles of our modern society than a cat impersonating a human? The answer, of course, is a cat impersonating a human that has TIME TRAVELED HERE FROM THE FLIPPING NINETIES. Yes, all the pieces were fitting together...and then I came to the famous Bana conundrum. The image of beloved Australian actor Eric Bana is one of the only non-'Ryan' faces ever to appear in these sketches. Was this the final piece of the puzzle that would connect all the other elements together, or would it be the gaping hole that would bring this whole theory crashing down like a teetering Jenga tower? Would this whole house of cards collapse? Would I keep mixing my rainy-day table-top activity metaphors? As I scrolled through Eric Bana's imdb.com page, I found myself consumed with an increasing sense of dread, that I had perhaps been on the wrong track this whole time, and had wasted some of the best 5-10 minutes segments of my life over the past week working on this whole thing. There wasn't even the obvious 1990s movie connection, as Bana's first breakout film role wasn't until 2000's Chopper, and international cinematic fame wasn't to come until 2001's Black Hawk Down - so close, but yet so far. Was his presence in the sketch really just as a setup for a certain yellow-peeled fruit getting dubbed a BANA-na, as we had been led to believe? And then I saw it. 2009. The Time Traveler's Wife. I repeat. The. TIME TRAVELER's. Wife. You couldn't resist, could you, Ryan-Cat? You just had to tip your hand a LITTLE bit. You just HAD to drop that little bread crumb. And there it was. Slo-mo coffee mug drop. The greatest trick a time-traveling cat ever pulled off was to convince the world he was a human pretending to be a cat, when actually he was a time-traveling cat pretending to be a human PRETENDING TO BE A CAT. P.S. Julie Nolke is also a time-traveling cat. That one's more of just a hunch, though.
He really should have finished this episode of "All the noises I know how to make - with Frederik noisemaker" before sleeping, it was one of my personal favourites
This is next lever for sure! I feel this so much. My biggest problem is always adjusting to get the perfect sleeping position 100 times, but also being tjirsty, needing to pee, being hot and cold, and also "inna minute amma need a sentimental man or woman to pump me up" stuck in my head
the level of relatability this has to my life in general while also being something I'm watching while trying to relax enough to sleep while super sleep deprived
Wow, I always find that a weird situation, you're tired and want to sleep, yet so sleep depraved you're having a hard time going to sleep, which you need to sleep to even get out of sleep depravation. So weird.
I really need to get back to sleep and keep putting it off, partially because it's so damn hard. Then I saw a notification for this and had to watch it and now I'm commenting instead of sleeping bahhh.
YES to everything in this video! How did Ryan see into our brains? Flipping to the cool side of the pillow, sticking one foot out, deep thoughts that keep you awake, and falling easily asleep on the couch but then lying awake as soon as you transfer to bed? So relatable!
2:23 Uh-oh, i think Ryan is finally catching on that that thousands of us who consistently watch his videos as soon as they come out are just doing it to be polite and we don't actually think he is the funniest man on youtube.
Love it. I was typing this as listening and then you hit the nail on the head :D Just about to sleep... "Hmm, do we need to pee?" "No." "Are you sure?" "Damn it!" Back to bed. "I think we need a drink now."
"We gotta drink plenty of water. Staying hydrated is important." "I'll get it in the morning." "Well what if I made this water super good for no reason?" "FINE." "Gotta pee again."
@@sarcasm-83 "hey, remember that one time at school when you got 98% on a test and not 100%? or even 99%? i doubt anyone at school likes you" "yeah i know, im trying to SLEEP, remind me in the morning if it's THAT important" "ok goodnight" *1 minute later* "psst, wake up, your dream ended!" "I WANT TO SLEEP, I KNOW MY DREAM ENDE-... WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP? I LIKED MY DREAM!" "oh sorry, don't worry though, you're not tired anymore anyway!" **sighs** "well, i give up, i'll just stare at a wall for hours"
Yeah the brighter light makes you close you eyes more and more so you actually end up falling asleep. Happens to me all the time. But if i turn the same light off i end up staying awake longer.
This is why I switched tonight shift. I actually sleep better in the light than I do in the dark. My body has a reverse reaction to light and dark. My dad's entire side of the family is pretty nocturnal so I legitimately think it's genetic.
@@SheetsGiggles Yeah agreed! I quite enjoy Mista GG's ads too, he often writes a catchy rap song. He's a smaller channel though but still a lot. Ryan is in an acting class of his own
The one thing Ryan forgot is when you're "zoning out", getting more comfortable and more comfortable and really think you're falling asleep, your brain isn't calculating, not telling you to pee, and in general is just being quiet, and then it occurs to you that you're still awake. So it's then YOU to make the first communication with brain to say, "Why am I not asleep?" and the graphic lights come back on, the clicking on the keyboard occurs, and the brain gives every reason why you're not asleep, thus keeping you awake. Another addition could be finally dozing off and then waking up too late and when you utter a complaint the brain tells you, "Well, you shouldn't have stayed up so late last night!"
@@frostfang1 - Yes! There really are a lot of things he didn't put in. Ryan George should do a sequel to this one covering the other ways we can't sleep at night.
Sudden creative burst of energy so you gotta get up and write it down or start the computer because otherwise you might forget this utter brilliance as soon as you fall asleep
Had a hard few months recently and my sleeping's been effected. 3am right now. Just lying down listening the seconds tick by. I'm really grateful for people like you, and this extends to a lot of TH-camrs really. Your work helps people get through shit and, all things considered, that's a hell of bargain.
@@claudiamiller7730 That's really sweet of both of you, thanks. I think reading your message is the best I've felt on my birthday today. The gift of kindness from a stranger can go a long way ❤️
If we were never told the lie about must having 8 hours of sleep every night I doubt we would really care or think about how much sleep we get each night and would just simply sleep when we could and move on instead of fretting over it.
You need to just not even consider it. Dont look at the clock at night and learn to shut down your thoughts once they start, again and again if needed. Or at least think of something less stressful
You’re very good at making the every-day plights of the human condition humorous, good sir! We are unusual creatures and you hone in on our oddities with great craftsmanship, Ryan! Appreciate all the laughs :)
Ryan, there is absolutely nothing to be concerned about. We definitely do enjoy your presence and appreciate you and aren't faking it to seem nice to you.
I relate to this video so much! I try to sleep and my body is like “your head doesn’t like the pillow” once I turn it around… and start to fall asleep then my bladder is like “hey it’s time to go”
I love that Ryan has a connected universe bc its fun when you hear things like the show where I make random noiceses when he's watching the TV at the beginning
This is exactly and very accurately a depiction of me on far more nights than I would like. If only falling asleep was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
It's very important, the answers are needed urgently. Brain: Did you just hear a high-pitched whistling sound? You: * wakes up * ...what? Brain: A noise, like a really sharp noise! Did you hear it? Brain: Could be a bomb falling towards your house right now... or an airplane.... Brain: Whoa! There it goes again, it's definitely a mosquito this time. Quick, wave your hand around to let 'em know you aren't interested right now. Sometimes they're just rapid-fire nonsense like that.
THANK YOU! I was beginning to think I was the only one who wondered about birds dying! Any time I bring it up to someone they're totally not phased by it, it's just whatever, no big deal. Thank you, and the whole thing of course, SO relatable. You are a sooth-sayer! you keep saying these sooths.
I'm just glad All The Noises I Know How To Make is back on the air after that guy got excited and prematurely cancelled it. It's such a great show, it shouldn't be dropped so suddenly just because you want to go buy a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.
"Do you really need to be feeding me these random thoughts RIGHT now? Stop bringing up random thoughts, and put me to sleep" *Remus:* Hi there hello it's me intrusive thoughts here to just ENTIRELY ruin your night because I love showing up where I'm not invited.
Remember that super embarrassing thing you did 15 years ago? I thought now would be a good time to contemplate how we could have done that differently.
@ “guess we’ll never know” is pretty convincing but I see how people who are disliked get treated and that’s not typically the way people treat me.
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@@Voxelize That's a really good point and reminds me of a similar thought I had about trust at some point - like there's a certain threshold after which trustworthiness would be incredibly illogical as a means of deception because of the significant time investment etc
@ right. Like I still feel that anxiety. But I have friends that invite me over to hang out and are sad when I can’t come. People in my life do nice things to make me happy with no prompting. I can’t be that bad if people go out of their way to support me.
@First Last No, I’ve had constant nightmares because of trauma, however I meditate now and am able to sleep much better than when I was a kid, but I still have the nightmares :/
I believe that I have watched every Ryan George video I could ever get my hands on. Hundreds of them have spoken to me, begging the question, "What is funny?" Hundreds of them. But no personal history of medical sleep studies have nailed the accuracy or hilarity of my own clinically tortuous hours of bedtime suffering close to this BRILLIANT bit of empathetic comedy. It all speaks for itself. Ryan, you are a genius. I desperately want to expound with a blow-by-blow breakdown of just how perfectly you have infiltrated our brains, but there's no need to dwell upon your flair for exceptionally creative video production while seamlessly weaving an unending narrative of jokes pulled straight out of our heads. Thank you for that.
You want to see a dark, bleak and pitiful George Rayan? It's not this series but it's wuth the Screen Rant channel. There is a bit series where different people in the movie industry show us thier jobs. Gorge portrays a special effects editor. Dude got real.
@@erincrow7084 woah, I did not know that-and no no no, I definitely don’t want to see a more bleak Ryan George. I really enjoyed this video because of the added character! But that’s just me
Honestly though, Ryan being genuinely surprised and confused at his brain asking "Hey, do you think people like us?" in the middle of the night already proves he has a healthier mindset than I do, whereas I'm just used to it by now.
"Hey, you know, know that I think of it, do you think someone might come out and grab our foot while we're asleep?" "What? Who would do that?" "I don't know, but I don't like it. Pull that foot back in immediately." "Okay." "Nope, now we're too hot again."
@@MeliesCinemagician "hey, remember that spider you studied in school earler?" "yeah whatever, LET me sleep" "what if a spider is crawling on your face right now?" **Face starts itching** "must be it!" "ugh-" **wipes face with no spider to be found** "don't bother me again" "ok, goodnight" "ppst, i think it's an ant this tim-" **Internal Screaming of Pain**
Can you imagine being Ryan George and still wondering if people like you? Everybody loves you Ryan even if you can't get anybody else to act in your videos with you. Also, I don't know how you managed to become your cat and sit on your own chest but your acting and editing and special effects keep getting better!
Damn... this is the single most relatable sketch ever-
im guessing you will get maybe about 1k-2k likes in the first or second hour
@@iSTEFIXi probably
We like this comment a lot, and aren’t just pretending to to be polite.
nah this is fr
@@iSTEFIXi Hes gonna get alot of likes i decided.
Calculating hours of sleep and recalculating every few minutes I’m still awake is a real problem for me 😏
Best thing for it is to ban yourself from looking at the clock till your alarm goes off.
Isn't the worst!
Just remember the last time and result, then subtract the difference of the new and old times from the result. That will save time that could be spent sleeping.
whats with the smirk? is that a sex joke or somethin'?
@@diedoktor I will feel like that will take more time, because I don't have a harvard degree in spacetime.
Seeing inside of Ryan’s brain makes me want to see an entire inside out remake but with Ryan being all of the emotions inside his own head!
I'm gonna have to second this and request that Hollywood make this into a movie immediately......
That would be the only live action adaptation of Disney's animation movies that I would be interested to see.
a good sequel of Inside Out.
Ah yes, Herman's Head but with Ryan George. :) I would totally watch that.
Anger Ryan would be like: hey man some freakin guy overtook me while driving to work today and i’m not very happy about it i decided
"I was falling asleep sitting upwards on the couch! Why do we need perfection now?!" is way too relatable. 😂
So true
Ryan’s cat’s acting as a cat randomly crawling into his chest was incredible
Yeah, that was pretty good, for a black cat.
@@YaNoAwantoMas a….black..cat…?
You would be correct, we need to see the cat more
Phenomenal acting
It definitely took some acting lesson from Ryan, it's a total pro
The peeing was spot on. And it's always after you've found the perfect sleeping position and temperature.
@Richdragon It works most of the time, it's part of my sleeping routine - still it sometimes happens when I toss and turn too much...
@Richdragon Old lady here. Go before, go at 11 pm, go at 2 am, go at 5 am, give up and stay up. Don’t have to go again for 6 hours.
Try having a little lay down before bed. Lay on your stomach, turn over a bit while doing stuff. Just move your body in the same sought of way. That way those same positions will do what they do and make you need to go to the bathroom. For a lot of people its literally just the sleeping relaxed in bed position that makes them need to go to the bathroom.
Also this might be a bit TMI but try to pee with the muscles you use to go number 2. It can help push in ways that more fully empty your bladder.
I know! Damn it, number of times I'm in the perfect position, starting to drift off to sleep, and brain is like "wait what if we end up urinating all over the place because you've now got the slightest inkling" damn it
Yes
I'd like to see more appearances from this cat. The acting there is just on point.
Actually I think that was just Ryan wearing an orange fur suit, or do you actually expect me to believe he cast someone other than himself in one of his sketches, yeah right.
@JZ's BFF cameow
@@bIuecap Damnn
The cat portraying itself was super easy though, barely an inconvenience.
The cats might show up again, wearing a mustache 🤔
Don't forget the rare occasion that you're managing to fall asleep quickly, but it's so quick that your brain tricks you into feeling like you're falling, waking you back up and shooting your heart rate through the roof!
Hypnic jerks can suck. Gotta shut things down in the right order
@@Rin-qj7zt That's the name of them! But, yeah, 100%, they do. Good luck sleeping!
Is THAT what that is? I had no idea. feels like I missed a step on some stairs & jerks me awake. Sometimes I even dream exactly that! That i tripping & then i jump awake
Just as terrible as Exploding Head Syndrome.. not sure why, but EVERY YEAR for the last ~10 years.. I've had a stint of 3 months where I hallucinate noises at the exact moment my brain sends the signal to sleep. Incredibly annoying.
Never happened
This is entirely too real for my liking, as I've had terrible insomnia my entire adult life. With that said, Ryan made me laugh at something I have never found funny until now.
@@lonewolf8667 I'm not a therapist but that sounds like a symptom of adhd, just saying.
Echo here
Have literally had 26 years of insomnia, yeah, this is my daily existence exactly.
idk if i have insomnia or it’s j my anxiety did u ask for a diagnosis or just get one? bc i’ve tried EVERYTHING melatonin, benadryl, working out and i still can’t sleep plz help
I'm not one to struggle for too long before getting some sleep but the positions my body demands me to assume to do so are probably not even doable in a TH-cam video. Sometimes it's small stuff like "belly down is good but now what do you with your feet? They can't be in tippy toe extension all night, let's twist our leg a bit...bit more...back...that's it" but it can also be some Twister stuff where I'm all around my gf, both below and above her, depending on what part of me or her you're referencing. That is a problem because she's usually in bed hours before i am so i do that while she sleeps ^^
Imagine being Ryan's cat. You're trying to sleep and Ryan just yells "Stop bringing up random stuff and put me to sleep!"
It was nice of his cat to step on his chest though. A very helpful feline trying to put him to sleep!
We really need to see how this played out from the perspective of the cat.
Actually getting to sleep will be super easy, barely an inconvenience! 😂
@@Conta_Minated "Is he dead yet? I better check."
@@davidmcgill1000 "I hate to tell you this, but I've got all his vitals from here."
"Oh, you do?"
Ohoooooph, yeah. Heart rate, blood pressure, everything."
"Ok, so what's it look like?"
"Everything's looking very normal, so I can tell you he's very much alive."
Helpful felines are TIGHT!
About to sleep
Brain: Do you remember that one time you did something cringey back in primary school?
I remember cringey things I did at every age past the first year.
Me laying in the bed for 3 hours. I look at the clock: It's 2:30 AM should finally sleep.
Brain: Hey, you have a random shaped closed object, how would you calculate its volume?
@@AlexM1983DHUN calculate the volume of a rectangular prism, then half fill it with water and set the object in question inside. Measure the new apparent volume of water and subtract the difference. The resulting amount will be the volume of the randomly shaped object.
Ryan was watching “All the Noises I Know How to Make (with Frederick Noisemaker)” at the start 😮 the continuity in the Ryan Cinematic Universe is truly incredible
Okay, ryan is getting too damn real with these sketches!
Also, can I just say that I love how ryan visualizes the inside of the human brain and would like to see it more?
interacting with your own brain is tight!
A control center like in the movie Inside Out.
@@GoodBoyGoneDad Great idea! Now I need to see a TEAM of Ryan's controlling the Brain center!
I'm just wondering how Ryan managed to film inside his own brain. That sounds tricky.
I would very much also like this I decided
Ryan being actually human and tired and frustrated in the real world is beautiful, even his voice is different
Oh is something happening irl?
@@norishimogawa6125 no they're just referring to this video not being set on a greenscreen
Have you ever seen the brain scene brain scene from the old movie everything you wanted to know about sex but we're afraid to ask?
I love that Ryan is really every character, but I wonder how he does such a realistic cat
he's truly a freak of nature, that one
I bet the Cats movie would have been 100 times better if Ryan would have played all the cats
It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience
That actually his pet cat
@@crimsonthefierylion5318 R/whooosh
The only thing missing here is a final "blink and it's morning/time to get up, now" (and perhaps a weird dream sequence, if there even was any sleep, that makes it feel like you were never even close to being asleep in the first place).
worst dream is when you try to pee in the dream world, this is more troublesome than actual hellish nightmare
Yes! OMG yes! I HATE that!
I occasionally have dreams where my clock is going off or my wife is shaking me to wake up. It never ceases to fail that I have a hard time trying to go back to sleep before the clock actually goes off.
Fuck i just had that
I have this reoccurring dream. I can’t remember anything about it when I wake up, except that it was a reoccurring dream.
Ryan's editing skills are incredible. That plan where he plays both himself and the cat... so well done.
Fan theory: The CAT has been playing every “Ryan” role since sketch one. What a relief it must be for him to actually play himself and not have to go through those hours of prosthetics and makeup, for once
@@satelliteoflove2024 this sounds way more possible.
@@satelliteoflove2024 i live near Ryan and i did see the cat dressing up once
This comment is brilliant
Guys, seriously, it's self-evident at this point that it's been the CAT playing 'Ryan' and not the other way around. The clues have been staring us in the face this whole time.
When it all came together for me, it was like that scene at the end of The Usual Suspects when Chazz Palminteri's character does a slo-mo coffee mug drop.
Now, take the red pill if you dare and come with me to see how far down the rabbit hole really goes.
First, it's a well-known fact that cats all have human face blindness. We all look the same to them. So OF COURSE a cat pretending to be a human crafting brilliant, multi-character comedic sketches would make the very telling mistake of having all the 'human' characters look EXACTLY THE SAME.
The aliens in 1996's The Arrival made the same goof when they re-used the Ron Silver 'human' mold one too many times - though it's possible I'm thinking of the sequel The Arrival II starring that guy who got his brain sucked out by the giant bug in Starship Troopers (sorry - spoilers).
(Okay, now that is FIVE unprompted 1990s movie references that just came up organically. Bear that in mind.)
Second, "Ryan's" sketches often focus on the characters discovering for the first time some of the most mundane human inventions, concepts and even basic naming conventions. It's like our entire human experience is being seen through the fresh eyes of an interloping outsider - like, I don't know, maybe, let's say, just blue-skying here, A CAT POSING AS A BRILLIANT AND AFFABLE CANADIAN SKETCH COMIC.
Third, who would display an even greater sense of curiosity and wonder when examining the foibles of our modern society than a cat impersonating a human? The answer, of course, is a cat impersonating a human that has TIME TRAVELED HERE FROM THE FLIPPING NINETIES.
Yes, all the pieces were fitting together...and then I came to the famous Bana conundrum. The image of beloved Australian actor Eric Bana is one of the only non-'Ryan' faces ever to appear in these sketches. Was this the final piece of the puzzle that would connect all the other elements together, or would it be the gaping hole that would bring this whole theory crashing down like a teetering Jenga tower? Would this whole house of cards collapse? Would I keep mixing my rainy-day table-top activity metaphors?
As I scrolled through Eric Bana's imdb.com page, I found myself consumed with an increasing sense of dread, that I had perhaps been on the wrong track this whole time, and had wasted some of the best 5-10 minutes segments of my life over the past week working on this whole thing.
There wasn't even the obvious 1990s movie connection, as Bana's first breakout film role wasn't until 2000's Chopper, and international cinematic fame wasn't to come until 2001's Black Hawk Down - so close, but yet so far. Was his presence in the sketch really just as a setup for a certain yellow-peeled fruit getting dubbed a BANA-na, as we had been led to believe?
And then I saw it. 2009. The Time Traveler's Wife. I repeat. The. TIME TRAVELER's. Wife. You couldn't resist, could you, Ryan-Cat? You just had to tip your hand a LITTLE bit. You just HAD to drop that little bread crumb.
And there it was. Slo-mo coffee mug drop.
The greatest trick a time-traveling cat ever pulled off was to convince the world he was a human pretending to be a cat, when actually he was a time-traveling cat pretending to be a human PRETENDING TO BE A CAT.
P.S. Julie Nolke is also a time-traveling cat. That one's more of just a hunch, though.
He really should have finished this episode of "All the noises I know how to make - with Frederik noisemaker" before sleeping, it was one of my personal favourites
I prefer the the one made by Kirederf soundcreator, he was just so much more vocal about it.
Yeah definitely, season 16 finale was actually quite incredible.
Pretty sure that was the last episode ever aired because Michael Pickleseller created a baby boom with a single sentence 🤔
yes! spoiler alert but I love the part where he goes "gabagabaggafaga"
I bet if he just had a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it he would have been alright
This is so relatable. “Do you think people like us” 😂😂😂 that line had me laughing so much. The end was also soooo funnyyy
The whole "calculating how much sleep I'll get and getting distressed because it keeps getting less" is way too relatable.
It’s scary how accurate this is to every night of sleep I’ve ever had…
"I was falling asleep sitting upwards on the couch, why do I need perfection now?"
I feel SO seen
Same here
the tossing turning and knee position resonate with me. and then going pee
It's amazing how Ryan can take something so simple and relatable and turn it into a hilarious skit. Wow wow wow... wow.
I'm sure it was easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@spacedude30001 oh no...did you hear that noise? Like something flying right over your head?? 🤣
I'm gonna need you to go aaaaaall the way off my back about the sleeping stuff.
@@aldobonaso3481 Whoops
@@joshuam4835 Whoopsie
Watching this in bed while trying to fall asleep hits differently 😂
He says at 4:05 pm
@@Zultar it’s past 10pm here in the Netherlands
@@gabrielamaro6156 it’s 1pm here in california
@@Zultar Mf thinks the world is the East Coast NA.
@Gabriel Amaro bro it's 2 in the morning here 😆
"Its all shits and giggles until someone actually giggles and shits."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Shittin' & gigglin' is all fun & games until someone pokes an eye out. Then it's just fun.
Your sketches are regularly genius but this sketch is on another level. Thank you for this.
This is next lever for sure! I feel this so much. My biggest problem is always adjusting to get the perfect sleeping position 100 times, but also being tjirsty, needing to pee, being hot and cold, and also "inna minute amma need a sentimental man or woman to pump me up" stuck in my head
10000 % agreed
that level is reality...
Ryan has incredible combination of skills. The way he says 'YES' in 1:20 is just pushing up the whole sketch to the next level, for example.
the level of relatability this has to my life in general while also being something I'm watching while trying to relax enough to sleep while super sleep deprived
Wow, I always find that a weird situation, you're tired and want to sleep, yet so sleep depraved you're having a hard time going to sleep, which you need to sleep to even get out of sleep depravation. So weird.
I really need to get back to sleep and keep putting it off, partially because it's so damn hard. Then I saw a notification for this and had to watch it and now I'm commenting instead of sleeping bahhh.
YES to everything in this video! How did Ryan see into our brains? Flipping to the cool side of the pillow, sticking one foot out, deep thoughts that keep you awake, and falling easily asleep on the couch but then lying awake as soon as you transfer to bed? So relatable!
I love the cat the most!!! crawling around the headboard and climbing on his chest at just that moment is priceless!!!
Yep. This has been me my entire life. Right down to the finally getting comfortable and settled then needing to pee.
When I don't go to pee I have nightmares, so if I feel the slightest urge to pee I get up and go
And getting hungry. 🤦🏼♀️
2:23 Uh-oh, i think Ryan is finally catching on that that thousands of us who consistently watch his videos as soon as they come out are just doing it to be polite and we don't actually think he is the funniest man on youtube.
He thinks everyone are like Canadians.
😂😂😂
what are you talking about? though tbh Doug Doug might be the funniest guy on youtube.
I mean I subscribed. I would have Torres’s a button to undo it.
@@ZUnknownFox i was JUST rewatching his cheese video 😂 but i gotta agree thats why im up at almost 3 am
The cat cameos twice, on the kitchen table and on the bed is TIGHT!
Love it. I was typing this as listening and then you hit the nail on the head :D
Just about to sleep... "Hmm, do we need to pee?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Damn it!"
Back to bed. "I think we need a drink now."
"We gotta drink plenty of water. Staying hydrated is important."
"I'll get it in the morning."
"Well what if I made this water super good for no reason?"
"FINE."
"Gotta pee again."
Throat watered, pee disposed, brain starting to quiet down...
"I wonder what the time is?"
@@sarcasm-83 "hey, remember that one time at school when you got 98% on a test and not 100%? or even 99%? i doubt anyone at school likes you" "yeah i know, im trying to SLEEP, remind me in the morning if it's THAT important" "ok goodnight"
*1 minute later*
"psst, wake up, your dream ended!" "I WANT TO SLEEP, I KNOW MY DREAM ENDE-... WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP? I LIKED MY DREAM!" "oh sorry, don't worry though, you're not tired anymore anyway!" **sighs** "well, i give up, i'll just stare at a wall for hours"
2:45 I was weirded out there because that exact song has indeed been stuck in my head for like a week now.
What is the name of the song?!? Its driving me nuts, lol
@@S.h-comma.to.the.top-DynastyMMMbop by Hanson
@@S.h-comma.to.the.top-Dynasty Hanson - MMMbop
There are times I genuinely fall asleep in bright light in the living room but then I’m wide awake in my actual bed in the dark.
Same, damn it!
Same!
Yeah the brighter light makes you close you eyes more and more so you actually end up falling asleep.
Happens to me all the time.
But if i turn the same light off i end up staying awake longer.
Same
This is why I switched tonight shift. I actually sleep better in the light than I do in the dark. My body has a reverse reaction to light and dark. My dad's entire side of the family is pretty nocturnal so I legitimately think it's genetic.
How are you always so accurate?!? Does everyone just live the exact same life??
humans aren't so different.
All humans in the Ryanverse not only live the exact same life, they are the exact same person.
He is the only TH-camr who I don't skip their ad promos for. Keep it up Ryan!
Men than you need to see internet historian
That’s (one of many reasons) why we love sponsoring him, the man’s ads are the best in the game 💯
Same.
If that's true then you need Flashgitz in your life. They make RAID: Shadow Legends interesting FFS.
@@SheetsGiggles Yeah agreed! I quite enjoy Mista GG's ads too, he often writes a catchy rap song. He's a smaller channel though but still a lot. Ryan is in an acting class of his own
The one thing Ryan forgot is when you're "zoning out", getting more comfortable and more comfortable and really think you're falling asleep, your brain isn't calculating, not telling you to pee, and in general is just being quiet, and then it occurs to you that you're still awake. So it's then YOU to make the first communication with brain to say, "Why am I not asleep?" and the graphic lights come back on, the clicking on the keyboard occurs, and the brain gives every reason why you're not asleep, thus keeping you awake.
Another addition could be finally dozing off and then waking up too late and when you utter a complaint the brain tells you, "Well, you shouldn't have stayed up so late last night!"
Or when you have that falling jerk.
@@frostfang1 - Yes! There really are a lot of things he didn't put in. Ryan George should do a sequel to this one covering the other ways we can't sleep at night.
Sudden creative burst of energy so you gotta get up and write it down or start the computer because otherwise you might forget this utter brilliance as soon as you fall asleep
The fridge/radiator/ac/clock is making annoying sounds so you gotta go investigate or you'll stay awake forever
Your loud PC turned on because of a Windows update just as you're about to fall asleep and now you're pissed off
Having to yell those embarrassing moments out of my head has to be one of my least favorite habits before bed
Remember that time in school 10 years ago? THAT was embarrassing! We should have said ....
Remember this morning when you saw that person and you didn't look away fast enough
ITS LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE THIRD GRADE ANYMORE
I am literally laying in bed awake at 1am watching this. 😂🤣😢
6:25am for me 🥱🙄😞
1:59 A.M. for me
7:15 am for me and yesterday it was 10 am and i needed to get up at 11 so i was like is there even a use to go to sleep a that point 😅😅
12:27 Am for me rn
03:00 for me and now I need to know about the birds!
3:27 should of said "QUICK GET UP WE'RE FALLING"
Lol
I wish someone loved me like you love sheets and giggles💔
We all do.
So not necessarily at all and possibly just being there for the money?
Because thats what a advertising is...
@@domenicoallegri3935 you must be the life of every party 🙄
@@Wilco31D LITERALLY LMAO
Had a hard few months recently and my sleeping's been effected. 3am right now. Just lying down listening the seconds tick by. I'm really grateful for people like you, and this extends to a lot of TH-camrs really. Your work helps people get through shit and, all things considered, that's a hell of bargain.
Hope you feel better soon :)
Happy to send you some cosmic sleepy thoughts…good night!
@@claudiamiller7730 That's really sweet of both of you, thanks. I think reading your message is the best I've felt on my birthday today. The gift of kindness from a stranger can go a long way ❤️
@@voodoodolll love from here too ;-)
Try listening to a sleep story there are a bunch here on TH-cam. Works for me.
God, I wish I could talk to my brain like this.
Same lol
Calculating sleep time is all too real. Thanks Ryan for always making us laugh
If we were never told the lie about must having 8 hours of sleep every night I doubt we would really care or think about how much sleep we get each night and would just simply sleep when we could and move on instead of fretting over it.
You need to just not even consider it. Dont look at the clock at night and learn to shut down your thoughts once they start, again and again if needed. Or at least think of something less stressful
@@1234KeithB Most of us would then just justify getting 9 to 10 hours lol
Now I have 4 minutes and 55 seconds of less sleep. Thanks, Ryan.
You forgot to calculate the time you spent typing.
@@sarahbasto6520 and the two seconds to send the message
And the time to think of a comment
And time of going to the comments
We all know you stopped the video when the ad started.
You’re very good at making the every-day plights of the human condition humorous, good sir! We are unusual creatures and you hone in on our oddities with great craftsmanship, Ryan! Appreciate all the laughs :)
Well. The next episode will be the First Guy to Find a Dead Bird. That’s supreme foreshadowing there!!
Ryan is so good at playing every part in these videos I almost believed for a moment that he actually has a cat.
He has probably. You can see one in The first guy to ever have a pet/cat or something.
The cat's lack of a commanding moustache probably caused the confusion.
Ryan, there is absolutely nothing to be concerned about. We definitely do enjoy your presence and appreciate you and aren't faking it to seem nice to you.
I'm faking it... Sometimes...
Lol I don't know him in person of course but he's like my best friend in my life
I relate to this video so much! I try to sleep and my body is like “your head doesn’t like the pillow” once I turn it around… and start to fall asleep then my bladder is like “hey it’s time to go”
It's so uncanny how accurate this is when I try sleeping
I love that Ryan has a connected universe bc its fun when you hear things like the show where I make random noiceses when he's watching the TV at the beginning
And a commercial for sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it
This is exactly and very accurately a depiction of me on far more nights than I would like.
If only falling asleep was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
With Sheets and Giggles, sleeping is actually super easy, barely an inconvenience
@@reddhood619 Oh really?
@@Tegres1 yeah, you see they make these really comfortable mattresses that you can get with a really great deal
@@reddhood619 And what's their deal?
@@liamwalsh4008 They harvest your soul
"You really need to be feeding me these random thoughts right now?"
"YES!"
All our brains.
Not mine.
@@RPAudioeVisual Then what is it even doing?
lol
It's very important, the answers are needed urgently.
Brain: Did you just hear a high-pitched whistling sound?
You: * wakes up * ...what?
Brain: A noise, like a really sharp noise! Did you hear it?
Brain: Could be a bomb falling towards your house right now... or an airplane....
Brain: Whoa! There it goes again, it's definitely a mosquito this time. Quick, wave your hand around to let 'em know you aren't interested right now.
Sometimes they're just rapid-fire nonsense like that.
@@xsanguine8 I'm glad to be deaf and spared that annoyance whenever I want by turning my hearing aids off.
THANK YOU! I was beginning to think I was the only one who wondered about birds dying! Any time I bring it up to someone they're totally not phased by it, it's just whatever, no big deal. Thank you, and the whole thing of course, SO relatable. You are a sooth-sayer! you keep saying these sooths.
I'm just glad All The Noises I Know How To Make is back on the air after that guy got excited and prematurely cancelled it. It's such a great show, it shouldn't be dropped so suddenly just because you want to go buy a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.
My sleep window is so tight that it makes Luke's Death Star shot look super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I've never seen this level of frustration throughout an entire episode in your characters before. It adds greatly to the dynamic!
Great vid!
Watching this at 4 AM instead of getting some sleep before my 8 AM finals.
"One question popped into my head"
Does this mean his brain has a brain?
Was thinking the same :D :D
"Do you really need to be feeding me these random thoughts RIGHT now? Stop bringing up random thoughts, and put me to sleep"
*Remus:* Hi there hello it's me intrusive thoughts here to just ENTIRELY ruin your night because I love showing up where I'm not invited.
Watching this at 3 am when I can't sleep is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Birds get decomposed by fungi when they die
thank you
I saw a dead bird before
Remember that super embarrassing thing you did 15 years ago? I thought now would be a good time to contemplate how we could have done that differently.
It's nice to know Ryan has the exact same irrational anxiety that I do.
We can't forget though he did in fact justify its rationality
@ “guess we’ll never know” is pretty convincing but I see how people who are disliked get treated and that’s not typically the way people treat me.
@@Voxelize That's a really good point and reminds me of a similar thought I had about trust at some point - like there's a certain threshold after which trustworthiness would be incredibly illogical as a means of deception because of the significant time investment etc
@ right. Like I still feel that anxiety. But I have friends that invite me over to hang out and are sad when I can’t come. People in my life do nice things to make me happy with no prompting. I can’t be that bad if people go out of their way to support me.
Ryan has become a being of pure eucalyptus, yet he still hangs out with us mortals. What a swell guy.
A poisonous, strong smelling tree?
@@bazookabonsai8818 that only koala bears and rhino roaches eat?
Lord Crabbington Snipsworth, he's a wHaT? PleAsE eXpLaIn 😂
"... Shut it down, please!" Could be the insomniac's official mantra bro 😂
I'm going through this at 1AM and watching this video 🤣🤣 , love your videos.
Ryan’s reactions in this video are amazing.
I’ve been an insomniac basically all my life, it’s so nice to be able to laugh about it for once, thanks Ryan!
@First Last bruh
I take it you don't exercise!
@First Last No, I’ve had constant nightmares because of trauma, however I meditate now and am able to sleep much better than when I was a kid, but I still have the nightmares :/
It’s 1:33 a.m. here, and I’m not asleep either.
Loved this mini documentary.
Ryan: "Put me to sleep"
Brain: "Okay time to take everything fun you've done today and turn it into a fricken nightmare"
In a way, it's kind of comforting to know that other people go through this as well.
Yes
I believe that I have watched every Ryan George video I could ever get my hands on. Hundreds of them have spoken to me, begging the question, "What is funny?" Hundreds of them.
But no personal history of medical sleep studies have nailed the accuracy or hilarity of my own clinically tortuous hours of bedtime suffering close to this BRILLIANT bit of empathetic comedy. It all speaks for itself. Ryan, you are a genius.
I desperately want to expound with a blow-by-blow breakdown of just how perfectly you have infiltrated our brains, but there's no need to dwell upon your flair for exceptionally creative video production while seamlessly weaving an unending narrative of jokes pulled straight out of our heads.
Thank you for that.
The face he made when he said, 'YES.' in response to 'Do we really need to be asking these questions right now?' was golden. xD
"WE NEED TO SLEEP"
"So let's sleep!"
"WE CAN'T, I NEED ENERGY TO THINK ABOUT HOW WE NEED TO SLEEP"
I think this is the closest version to a fully developed emotional and relatable Ryan George I’ve seen in the series
Agreed.
You want to see a dark, bleak and pitiful George Rayan? It's not this series but it's wuth the Screen Rant channel. There is a bit series where different people in the movie industry show us thier jobs. Gorge portrays a special effects editor. Dude got real.
Eh, ASD people probably relate to the over literal jokes from the "1st guy to _____" series.
@@erincrow7084 woah, I did not know that-and no no no, I definitely don’t want to see a more bleak Ryan George. I really enjoyed this video because of the added character! But that’s just me
@@erincrow7084 ooh, that could be true! I was speaking mostly for me
The calculating hours of sleep part was something I never even realized I did until now. That made me laugh really hard solely on how relatable it is.
"Let's save the deep anxiety for the day" is literally how I delay late night panic attacks about the inevitability of death lmao
hehehehehe same with ocd here we GOT it right
Your brain when you finally go to sleep: I'm not gonna fall asleep I decided
"let's just save the anxiety for tomorrow" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My thoughts exactly when I can't get some sleep
You forgot to add that random boost of life changing motivation you always get at 3 AM
The continuity Of this show is amazing, the place where he names sounds means that there is also sandwiches that have a pretty big pickle in it.
Honestly though, Ryan being genuinely surprised and confused at his brain asking "Hey, do you think people like us?" in the middle of the night already proves he has a healthier mindset than I do, whereas I'm just used to it by now.
Lmfao every time I watch a new video from Ryan George it instantly makes my day. Thank you so much my friend.
Sticking your foot out of your your blanket is oddly relatable
kinda like when we were younger ( and probably still do ) have a parkour guy that follows us on car rides
@@JS-rv3et I seriously thought I was the only one! How is this a thing??
@@RazorO2Productions nah here the thing.
WE ALLLLLLLLLL HAVE ONE. except maybe African kids because ya know they don't have pants much less cars.
"Hey, you know, know that I think of it, do you think someone might come out and grab our foot while we're asleep?"
"What? Who would do that?"
"I don't know, but I don't like it. Pull that foot back in immediately."
"Okay."
"Nope, now we're too hot again."
@@MeliesCinemagician "hey, remember that spider you studied in school earler?" "yeah whatever, LET me sleep"
"what if a spider is crawling on your face right now?"
**Face starts itching**
"must be it!" "ugh-" **wipes face with no spider to be found** "don't bother me again" "ok, goodnight"
"ppst, i think it's an ant this tim-" **Internal Screaming of Pain**
That birds question kills me 🤣
This is wayyyyy too relatable. And my girlfriend literally called the pee break right before it happened. 😂
Ryan should do a collaboration with the Pitch Meeting guys.
They're the same person
@@seaweedbrain2933 „Nah thats crazy“
@@seaweedbrain2933 What? They're clearly different
1:40 "DO A BARREL ROLL!!!"
Love the "goodnight, sweet prince" throwback.
What's really hilarious about these videos is how scary accurate and relatable they are.
Ryan's cat acting as a cat randomly crawling on his chest was Tight!
1:52
Dude this is literally how I sleep lmao
1:24 OMG i love and have the same bee plushies in the bed. I’ve had one before a was one on my first Christmas
Can you imagine being Ryan George and still wondering if people like you? Everybody loves you Ryan even if you can't get anybody else to act in your videos with you. Also, I don't know how you managed to become your cat and sit on your own chest but your acting and editing and special effects keep getting better!
Coincidentally I’m watching this past midnight when I should be sleeping. This was good, would love to see this turn into a series with brain hq
That was so accurate, I almost chocked from laughter.🤣
I was waiting for the "OH MY GOSH WE'RE FALLING" joke