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Thats funny youre talking about racism. Seeing as youre a ginger and are accepted by no race i guess youre actually the perfect person to point out such things. Thank you dessert feller
@@KasumiRINA Sounds about right, maybe disparaging people on the basis of culture. I've heard people that talk about Mayan culture being MARTIAL, WARLIKE, BLOODY, offering prisoners of war sacrifice, etc.
It's kinda scary that bro is getting big, soon he will be able to kidnap anyone and subject them to unhinged rants about ancient racism instead of relying on TH-cam for it
My girlfriend loves peaches, so I recently made a peach cobbler for her birthday. It was terrible, because I'm awful at baking, but thanks for the inspiration
Hey Cobbler, I just want to say thank you for all the great work you put into these videos, they are not only informative, but they truly are masterpieces within satire and storytelling. I hope that you still have the passion to make these kinds of videos long into the future. You are the kind of historian that is needed in academia my guy. Tldr Great fucking Job
It should be criminal how highschool can whitewash history courses with soulcrushing lists of factual events and endless names ... while completely disregarding the human, subjective, story telling element - that Cobbler absolutely rekindles in me. I was sad that the gaming videos stopped. But i didn't expect i would appreciate this even more.
This man's ramblings get longer every video This series used to be him just telling little stories, now it's him describing in a fair amount of detail his readings and research Fucking love it keep it up
were the romans surprised by the egyptians' ability to shapeshift between hyperborean aryans and proud african-americans depending on who was cast to play cleopatra in the latest hollywood movie or do you think they got used to it
The only black Africans that ever existed are in America. No black Africans exist in North Africa to this day and certainly not in the upper Nile in southern Egypt where the majority of ancient Egyptian cities existed or the Nile valley civilisation started as well as in the Sudan. They’re definitely not black Africans.
I think the funniest thing is the actress who got the MOST backlash for POSSIBLY being cast as Cleo is the only one who literally IS from the area lmao. People are so focused on back vs white Egyptians that the wild, crazy idea of Middle Eastern-looking Egyptians is considered too radical! @@williamchamberlain2263 that's nothing compared to cringe of blackface in Soviet cinema (it's still big in russian ballet to literally nobody's surprise).
The best part about ethnicity is when the French during the Napoleonic era took over Egypt for a small amount of time and attempted to reteach ancient Egyptian their modern-day contemporary. These people have been under Muslim rule for a thousand years they have no connection to their past but yet the French in their utmost disappointment tried to rekindle that ancient connection
Everytime I think I know just how awful ancient people's were to each other, cobblerboy cradles me in his bulky arms and whispers: "Don't worry, it's going to get a lot worse."
@@ForageGardener- I mean, we live such soft ass lives compared to those people. The Carthaginians used to sacrifice their own children by stuffing them in a vase and rolling it over a fire. They did not value life in nearly the same way we do today. So ya, they were a hell of a lot worse to each other back then. For my part, I think violence is intrinsically human. We share a lot of traits with chimpanzees, including our aggressive nature. It is partly why we have been so successful as a species, but it has its downsides
As someone who knows a handful of things about Ancient Egypt, if sassy gossip is your thing, I suggest looking into the writings of the workers' village of Deir el-Medina. You get a really good sense of what life was like for people who aren't the pharaoh, and the various little gripes and grumbles these people had thousands of years ago are amusingly similar to our own, just with fewer tablets and more... huh.
ancient egyptians before the invasion of arabs/muslim were "black"/dark skin. I hate to break it to you but egypt is a country in AFRICA and to take it a step further, Egypt is a country that borders SUDAN (mind you the sudanese are known to be some of deepes/darkest toned people in africa, they're also very tall & beautiful and some are descendants of the ancient nubians who used to be ancient egypts biggest rivals). no matter how much you want to try to rewrite history and erase black people from egypt you never will. i am a "black" egyptian and my family are all black and we are indigenous to egypt. maybe if you got off your ass and actually left your couch and took a trip out of your country for once in your life to egypt you would see numerous paintings of dark skin people in on our ancient temples. arab invaders will never be EGYPTIAN and i dont care how much they bitch, moan, and whine about it. according to your logic a thousand years from now people will say the original people of the united states were white just because today america is majority white after white people invaded and practically wiped out all the native americans. you will not erase my people from out land! death to arabs! death to islam! and death to any other invaders to my land and my people! soon egypt will rise again from the ruins!
you are the only youtuber who's gotten me to actually read. It started with When Montezuma Met Cortes, then it was that one about The Infinite Game, now it's gonna be that ancient racism book. I've even branched out into books that I don't have to suckle from your content's teat to find, I found one about the gnostic gospels and the herecies of early christianity, and I'm learning so much that I didn't even know there was to learn about ancient f**s with names like Ireneus snatching each other's wigs. Thanks for getting me curious about the past, man.
Greetings from Egypt. There is a saying in Egypt that whoever drinks from it's Nile must one day return to it. If you are planning to come Egypt and maybe visit Alexandria, it would be a pleasure to maybe meet you Hope you good well👍
imagine walking into the desert, miles away from any town, river or port. just sand, for miles in every direction. and then, before you, giant structures rise towards the sky. structures so old, your entire civilization is but a child to them. structures that made the people who built them truly immortal, even if their names may be forgotten. what reaction could you have to them? what other feeling than true, unrestrained awe? these piles of stones, carved into the face of the very earth itself are the greatest proof of humanities greatness.
My thought would be to claim that it was actually built by my ancestors (who ruled this land) and that everyone else here was a copycat who couldn't possibly do anything of that scale.
Cobbler, I am so serious when I say I would gladly attend a lecture given by you, the way you present the information is so gripping and engaging. Seriously, some of the best history content on TH-cam. Phenomenal stuff.
Little correction with love DJCobbler About their political status, they didn't lose their independence in 525BC (with Psametik III) but they entered in a period with the Persians claiming control over Egypt and Egyptians saying: no! (with some exception of Persian recognized independent Egyptian rulers). Some of the "kings"/generals after this back and forward control of Egyptian towns were Inarus II, Pedubast (I, II), Psametik (IV) or Khabash. Some of them made full Persian armies disappear under misterious circumstances in the Libyan Desert while others form long lived "dynasties" of couping generals, as 30th Dynasty, which reigned just before (and during the arrival of the Alexander the no so Great to Egypt and his succesors). That one is important as Egyptians never proclaimed Alexander as pharaoh (that's a colonial western myth of the "civilization bringer") but a faction of priests opposed to the (possibly) two factions of the military which were fighting over the Nile for control, the family of Nectanebo the II, the previous ruler and his son (Nectanebo) and Kabash (if that guy is not other name for one of the Nectanebos). During this period the army (military monarchy) and the clergy were not quite friends due some problems started over the right of Thebes and the Clergy of Amun in the XXVI dynasty and following confrontations. And that's why some clerks decided to crown Alexander. The peasants probably were just tired of conflict. Ps.: As well during Ptolemaic times the Greeks were often expelled from Egypt (which Alexandria was not part of by Egyptian standards - lot of letters from the period about this) and native Egyptian rulers ruled if not all Lowe and Upper Egypt, a good chunk of them or all Upper Egypt (depending of when). Some of those were Horwemnefer, Ankwennefer, Horiesi. That happens as well during roman times quite often, with the famous case of Isidorus (which sounds oddly similar to Horiesi, Isis and Horus stuff), which insinuate a clear identity consciousness among this native Egyptian rebels. As well Egyptians didn't like greeks at all, they usually insulted them and called them funny things as "belt bearers" in their letters. The Ptolemaic kingdom is quite "washed" with classic historiography trying to push a narrative of greek openess and collaboration that could not be further from reality. Ptolemaic envoys in Egypt (outside Alexandria) were frequently assaulted by natives, tax officers murdered, and the mistrust from both groups was as far as to forbid natives bearing weapons and enter into the army (with reason, as the time the Ptolemies out of desperation decided to allow natives into the army those created one of the biggest rebellions of the period - that of Horwennefer and Ankwennefer). As well retaliation from Greeks was not less, they murdered natives, forced and assaulted them, even raided full villages. They would look like modern South Sudan but with a huge metropolis near and any modern post-colonial government trying to pass by locals. For some of the stuff: Volt, Ivo. (2011). Identity and ethnic friction in Greek papyrus letters from Egypt Polanski, Tomasz. (2005). Boukoloi Banditry: Greek Perspectives on Native Resistance. Osowski, Marybeth. (-). Appropriation and Approximation: Tensions between "Greekness" and "Otherness" in the Ptolemaic Dynasty. Eileen McCoskey, Denise. (2002). Race Before “Whiteness”: Studying Identity in Ptolemaic Egypt. Other texts. Oracle of the Potter (Demotic Egyptian texts basically calling to expel Greeks and destroy Alexandria) Several greek complains to officers, some of them quite funny, as one in which a Ptolemaios, son of Glaukias sais that a group of Egyptians tried to assault the Serapeum of Memphis to sack it and to kill Ptolemaios for being Greek. I guess Egyptians were not very happy with the Greek mockery of their religion that was Serapis.
How dare you trying to correct our schizo-king DJ Peach Cobbler with "facts" and "sources". If you were a serious historian you would just slander his ethnicity, say you dreamt of these "facts" and call him gay Jk love the effort and some of your sources seem really interesting
@@Andre-c6z lots of them. Demotic and Greek letters from the period, graffiti with kings names, administrative documentation from the Ptolemaic state (for Horwennefer rebellion there is a quite short but source comprensive paper called "the great revolt of the Egyptians), Greco-Roman historians writtings (for Isidorus and Horiesi mainly), royal statuary (Nectanebos), etc. For the fight between Amun clergy and the Saite (XXVI) and post-Saite dynasties there are even legal and political comments by the Egyptians (some of them are even brought to TV in a theatrical docu-series* called "the Egyptians" or something alike. *th-cam.com/video/9ClxmCCqNkI/w-d-xo.htmlsi=v8YcHtWu0qMoKzih th-cam.com/video/3WqJPHL1IK8/w-d-xo.htmlsi=RqwrpcbfST6PbRhd Ps.: for more specific sources u will need to navigate a bit around papers of egyptologists specialized in each period and topic.
commenting, not just because I revere DJPC and use his videos in my history class (I dont actually, i like my job) but also to help the algo. get that bread DJPC.
One of if not my favorite creator right now 🔥 keep it up!! I don't know which style I like more, the standing in front of a chalkboard style is just as much fun as the animated ones 😅
I just got off work, spent my ride home almost nodding off on the highway since I haven't slept since yesterday, and as I get home I see the man with the pie head wants to talk about ancient racism for 40 minutes. Guess I'll take my nap later
Cobbler is on his Germanic Burly Boi arc I see. Now all he’s got left is to don the tunica, form his Greco-Egyptian femboy harem, learn to ride cavalry in formation, swear his allegiance to Augustus, and he’ll finally be a certified Foederati! Ave, Koblar Autisticanus Bussicus, trve to Kaisar!
this is the first video I’ve ever seen by you, I was just looking for something random to watch. On my way to work. Consider me thoroughly entertained. I subscribed immediately. I love history. Your delivery makes it so much better!!
Thank you for providing us with this Cobbler. For the last 4 years, I struggled to make a single friend, and as time passed, I drowned my loneliness with videogames and people on Discord, but working and studying no longer gives me enough time as to do those things anymore, your videos provide me a window to someone I weirdly can consider somewhat similar to me, if I haven't ended this yet is because of people like you who can keep the silence in my head and the loneliness away. Anyway, I know you probably won't ever read this or anyone for that matter, but thank you, Cobbler, sincerely
This is who i chose on christmas evening alone in a house thats been emptied. Wish you dropped a xmas special this year bruv. Sigh. I choose Roman from the cobbler juke box.
I save your videos to watch when I can really appreciate them. I learn a lot from your work and think you’re really pushing the limit of the platform forward. Please keep it up!
thanks for another video man. i love your ideas. don't feel rushed to create content, its your fascinating curiosity which make your videos special. hope this reaches you well sir dj peach cobbler.
As an egyptian watching the introduction I was kind of disappointed at first because I assumed it's just that typical western production that portrays typical egypt as portrayed by the orientalists but you quickly proved me wrong. I'm happy I didn't judge the video very quickly it was very well written well produced and overall very informative you certainly gained a subscriber and a follower
At some point during the Roman Republic there must have been a weird unhinged dude eating coal and telling people about the politics of ancient Egypt and the Bronze Age collapse.
15:28 Stuff like this is why I like Lazerpig's saying "If you want to understand history, study people." Because a lot has changed throughout history. But people? They've been the same for as long as we've had writing, and probably a lot longer.
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Sorry this came in two parts, but you'll get "Marc Antony's Endless Cavalcade of F*ck-ups" before the end of the month.
Badass
@@DJPeachCobbler i take my data back by letting identify thieves build my credit before I crash it again.
Dude, did you gain weight?
Thats funny youre talking about racism. Seeing as youre a ginger and are accepted by no race i guess youre actually the perfect person to point out such things. Thank you dessert feller
Yo JD ceachpobbler ngl pretty good work you're more on point about Rome than most popular types but like, do you get the whole puzzle?
The existence pro-racism implies the existence of a highly optimized meta for racism.
It's called Talmudism 😂
@@DooDoo-f4vthe NoI comes to mind
“Implies”
Brother….youre behind the times. We have been doing competitive racism for a while now.
Yakubite isn’t even keeping up with the meta.
You didn’t know that it’s a game? The left has been describing the point system for over a decade now. “Power plus privilege” gives you bonus points.
He's gone beyond casual racism to competitive racism
As should we all.
How competitive we talking? Ranked, with leaderboards and unlockable achievements and exclusive skins?
@@Adex767Especially exclusive skins...
@@sloshed-rat Gameplay revolves AROUND exclusive skins. That's the whole point!
if that isnt the best way to describe ol DJ without talking about him idk what is
I'm no longer confident I can beat DJ in a fistfight
What about a tickle fight?
@@frycarsonthe man’s now armored
@@frycarsondude have you seen his arms
he can reach farther than his hairline weare doomed
The fact you ever thought you could is akin to a spit in the face of god himself
Id prefer a snuggle struggle @@frycarson
"They're worshipping the pets, they're worshipping the cats and dogs!"
"...of people who live there" Egypt is Ohio confirmed.
ijbolllllll 🤣
Lamb type beat
@@KasumiRINA Sounds about right, maybe disparaging people on the basis of culture. I've heard people that talk about Mayan culture being MARTIAL, WARLIKE, BLOODY, offering prisoners of war sacrifice, etc.
“They’re getting eaten by people’s cats, I see this, I see this and I say that’s wrong.”
“Admiration has a brother, and we call him envy.” Is such a raw fuckin’ line for a video making fun of Roman racism.
Envy can lead to EMULATION or DISPARAGEMENT.
"When we say the N word on Discord we stand on the shoulders of Giants" Ancient Egyptian proverb circa 2024
You might've meant proto, but the Romans were definitely the professionals in their field and, therefore, also Pro-racists.
Right? I didn't see a problem with his spelling at all
I wouldn't call it a Freudian slip, but something slipped...
What the conquered people's had Romans learned and improved
@@yetipotato8567 No please don't be serious with this
@@yetipotato8567 like mayonnaise tacos
It's kinda scary that bro is getting big, soon he will be able to kidnap anyone and subject them to unhinged rants about ancient racism instead of relying on TH-cam for it
I'll volunteer. Being kidnapped but buff dudes and subjected to rants on ancient racism is my fetish
I for one, welcome our new schizo overlord! All hail Cobbler!
Don't see a problem with this
I wouldn't terribly mind
depends of what food he offers i will wait with open doors
“When we say the N-word on discord, we stand on the shoulders of giants”
Was the hardest bar of this millennium
I don’t get it?
First person to get offended is the g4y!
My girlfriend loves peaches, so I recently made a peach cobbler for her birthday. It was terrible, because I'm awful at baking, but thanks for the inspiration
Idk man, but I just drank 3 five hour energy shots and smoked half a pack of darts. Whatever the Romans thought, I’m locked in.
Darts? How do you smoke darts?
@@MatthewTheWandererslang
@@Mrshotgun7392 slang for what?
@@MatthewTheWanderercigarettes
@@blake1935 oh ok, thanks
Hey Cobbler, I just want to say thank you for all the great work you put into these videos, they are not only informative, but they truly are masterpieces within satire and storytelling. I hope that you still have the passion to make these kinds of videos long into the future. You are the kind of historian that is needed in academia my guy.
Tldr Great fucking Job
Don't feed the animals kid
It should be criminal how highschool can whitewash history courses with soulcrushing lists of factual events and endless names ... while completely disregarding the human, subjective, story telling element - that Cobbler absolutely rekindles in me. I was sad that the gaming videos stopped. But i didn't expect i would appreciate this even more.
Whoa, how much chalk can you buy with that?
The bulk is fucking crazy
The cut is going to even better
He's getting ready for the apocalypse. Can't wait for the Cobbler the Barbarian Saga.
He's been bulking for a while, it suits him
bro's cultivating his mcdonalds app points
dadbod arc
18:24 "We’re talking about a centuries long dedication to fucking with tourists."
Yup, that’s us.
That would truly be the gratest prank of all time.
This man's ramblings get longer every video
This series used to be him just telling little stories, now it's him describing in a fair amount of detail his readings and research
Fucking love it keep it up
were the romans surprised by the egyptians' ability to shapeshift between hyperborean aryans and proud african-americans depending on who was cast to play cleopatra in the latest hollywood movie or do you think they got used to it
Remember when John Wayne starred in a Genghis Khan movie
I Don't remember the wayne documentary of genghis khan@williamchamberlain2263
The only black Africans that ever existed are in America. No black Africans exist in North Africa to this day and certainly not in the upper Nile in southern Egypt where the majority of ancient Egyptian cities existed or the Nile valley civilisation started as well as in the Sudan. They’re definitely not black Africans.
@@williamchamberlain2263 I do… Dad was a John Wayne stan. By the time I was 6 I had seen every one of his movies (against my will) at least 6 times.
I think the funniest thing is the actress who got the MOST backlash for POSSIBLY being cast as Cleo is the only one who literally IS from the area lmao. People are so focused on back vs white Egyptians that the wild, crazy idea of Middle Eastern-looking Egyptians is considered too radical! @@williamchamberlain2263 that's nothing compared to cringe of blackface in Soviet cinema (it's still big in russian ballet to literally nobody's surprise).
As someone who watched "The Mummy" (1999) last night. I can confirm, Egypt does exist.
As someone who watched "that" Ankha video last night,
I can confirm
Thank you for the clarification
as an Egyptian i didn't even knew, thanks
The best part about ethnicity is when the French during the Napoleonic era took over Egypt for a small amount of time and attempted to reteach ancient Egyptian their modern-day contemporary. These people have been under Muslim rule for a thousand years they have no connection to their past but yet the French in their utmost disappointment tried to rekindle that ancient connection
Imagine if US troops expected to find Bronze-Age Mesopotamian culture still praticed in Irak during the Gulf Wars lmao.
That's actually sad. 😢
They're trying to remind them of their great past but the people didn't care.
@@exaggeratedswaggerofablackteen There is a painting of Saddam Hussain portrayed as a Babylonian king fighting America.
@@FictionHubZAIslam is cancer fr
@@FictionHubZAIt's really not. Imagine trying to teach Native American traditions to some Southern Yankee and you'll see how absurd it is.
You did it. More.
Everytime I think I know just how awful ancient people's were to each other, cobblerboy cradles me in his bulky arms and whispers: "Don't worry, it's going to get a lot worse."
Ancient peoples? 😂 have you looked around?
@@ForageGardener- I mean, we live such soft ass lives compared to those people. The Carthaginians used to sacrifice their own children by stuffing them in a vase and rolling it over a fire. They did not value life in nearly the same way we do today. So ya, they were a hell of a lot worse to each other back then.
For my part, I think violence is intrinsically human. We share a lot of traits with chimpanzees, including our aggressive nature. It is partly why we have been so successful as a species, but it has its downsides
That pro(to)-racism gaff had me laughing my ass off.
Why be casual when you can go pro?
Don't be a casual scrub. Go competitive.
Why be a casual? It's called rac(e)ism for a reason!
No way it was an accident
Whites cant be racist, as theyre actually better
I am fucking shaking pissing crying I didn't think you'd make this series anymore.
wtf? 😂
Shaking?
Schizophrenia don’t fail me now another cobbler drop
He's surprisingly hinged here
Suspiciously hinged, methinks.
@@David1Eskin on the right side of the threshold even.
@@evanthesquirrelThe ZOG Glowies medicated him, it's so over
@@My_Old_YT_Account none can escape saturn's grasp
Idk how you popped up in my recommendations but man this was fantastic video and hilarious, as a history buff u gained a sub good work
Same
As a classics student and a history student, you need to stop beating yourself up over imposter syndrome, you're doing great you really are man
The Egyptians and Celts are coming into Rome and eating cats and dogs
Worshipping*
They are illegally castrating the Egyptians in the Colosseum to turn them into femboys
@@LucasCunhaRocha Why not both?
Don't ask Julius Caesar where 2/3 of the population of Gaul went.
But like, actually confirmed tho
They mostly thought “those motherfucking Ptolemys are up to something again.”
Seleucid family motto
I always get a fantastical feeling when you face the camera head on and show off your strangely elf-like ears
Dj several large trays of peach cobbler
Great, now I’ll never be able to unsee it.
0:38 this guy is truly the best to ever do it
As someone who knows a handful of things about Ancient Egypt, if sassy gossip is your thing, I suggest looking into the writings of the workers' village of Deir el-Medina. You get a really good sense of what life was like for people who aren't the pharaoh, and the various little gripes and grumbles these people had thousands of years ago are amusingly similar to our own, just with fewer tablets and more... huh.
ancient egyptians before the invasion of arabs/muslim were "black"/dark skin. I hate to break it to you but egypt is a country in AFRICA and to take it a step further, Egypt is a country that borders SUDAN (mind you the sudanese are known to be some of deepes/darkest toned people in africa, they're also very tall & beautiful and some are descendants of the ancient nubians who used to be ancient egypts biggest rivals). no matter how much you want to try to rewrite history and erase black people from egypt you never will. i am a "black" egyptian and my family are all black and we are indigenous to egypt. maybe if you got off your ass and actually left your couch and took a trip out of your country for once in your life to egypt you would see numerous paintings of dark skin people in on our ancient temples. arab invaders will never be EGYPTIAN and i dont care how much they bitch, moan, and whine about it. according to your logic a thousand years from now people will say the original people of the united states were white just because today america is majority white after white people invaded and practically wiped out all the native americans. you will not erase my people from out land! death to arabs! death to islam! and death to any other invaders to my land and my people! soon egypt will rise again from the ruins!
DJ Peach Cobbler be turning into a hecking chonker
Cobbler = Cobson = COAL!
true to the redditor ethos
Helps bulking up for winter
He's eating all his enemys
@@sirllamaiii9708HWABAG
1:25 best Freudian slip ever
Another horror just dropped
Man made. Beyond our comprehension.
@@randallrobertson7190and we lived to see it.
@@randallrobertson7190 I can comprehend it just fine
A second cat just hit the twin piramids
@@LucioFGR Both just collapsed into their own footprint at freefall speeds.
you are the only youtuber who's gotten me to actually read. It started with When Montezuma Met Cortes, then it was that one about The Infinite Game, now it's gonna be that ancient racism book. I've even branched out into books that I don't have to suckle from your content's teat to find, I found one about the gnostic gospels and the herecies of early christianity, and I'm learning so much that I didn't even know there was to learn about ancient f**s with names like Ireneus snatching each other's wigs. Thanks for getting me curious about the past, man.
I heard a strange noise when visiting the colossus of memnon one morning. It turned out to just be a bus full of chinese tourists unloading though
Your mother
"holds two fingers to his ear"
Unleash the Chinnese tourists.
Oh boy I can’t wasn’t for my monthly dose of schitzo posting
The Ozymandias reference was actually really fucking smart
when was it
@@Tome36 20:35
Greetings from Egypt.
There is a saying in Egypt that whoever drinks from it's Nile must one day return to it.
If you are planning to come Egypt and maybe visit Alexandria, it would be a pleasure to maybe meet you
Hope you good well👍
I cannot get enough of these. Thank you, brother.
imagine walking into the desert, miles away from any town, river or port. just sand, for miles in every direction. and then, before you, giant structures rise towards the sky. structures so old, your entire civilization is but a child to them. structures that made the people who built them truly immortal, even if their names may be forgotten. what reaction could you have to them? what other feeling than true, unrestrained awe? these piles of stones, carved into the face of the very earth itself are the greatest proof of humanities greatness.
Why a Black Templar would espouse such HERESY is beyond me.
"Heresy! destroy it!!!"
My thought would be to claim that it was actually built by my ancestors (who ruled this land) and that everyone else here was a copycat who couldn't possibly do anything of that scale.
@@justarandomname420 yes its technically a religious symbol and therefore heresy, but I'm focussing on the greatness of humanity here
@@Black.Templar_002 Focus on the Golden Throne, for there is the Greatness of Humanity.
For the Emperor!
Hope your day is awesome, Brother.
Thank God Cobbler’s back to haunt my frontal cortex.
Cobbler, I am so serious when I say I would gladly attend a lecture given by you, the way you present the information is so gripping and engaging.
Seriously, some of the best history content on TH-cam. Phenomenal stuff.
Little correction with love DJCobbler
About their political status, they didn't lose their independence in 525BC (with Psametik III) but they entered in a period with the Persians claiming control over Egypt and Egyptians saying: no! (with some exception of Persian recognized independent Egyptian rulers).
Some of the "kings"/generals after this back and forward control of Egyptian towns were Inarus II, Pedubast (I, II), Psametik (IV) or Khabash.
Some of them made full Persian armies disappear under misterious circumstances in the Libyan Desert while others form long lived "dynasties" of couping generals, as 30th Dynasty, which reigned just before (and during the arrival of the Alexander the no so Great to Egypt and his succesors).
That one is important as Egyptians never proclaimed Alexander as pharaoh (that's a colonial western myth of the "civilization bringer") but a faction of priests opposed to the (possibly) two factions of the military which were fighting over the Nile for control, the family of Nectanebo the II, the previous ruler and his son (Nectanebo) and Kabash (if that guy is not other name for one of the Nectanebos).
During this period the army (military monarchy) and the clergy were not quite friends due some problems started over the right of Thebes and the Clergy of Amun in the XXVI dynasty and following confrontations.
And that's why some clerks decided to crown Alexander.
The peasants probably were just tired of conflict.
Ps.:
As well during Ptolemaic times the Greeks were often expelled from Egypt (which Alexandria was not part of by Egyptian standards - lot of letters from the period about this) and native Egyptian rulers ruled if not all Lowe and Upper Egypt, a good chunk of them or all Upper Egypt (depending of when). Some of those were Horwemnefer, Ankwennefer, Horiesi.
That happens as well during roman times quite often, with the famous case of Isidorus (which sounds oddly similar to Horiesi, Isis and Horus stuff), which insinuate a clear identity consciousness among this native Egyptian rebels.
As well Egyptians didn't like greeks at all, they usually insulted them and called them funny things as "belt bearers" in their letters.
The Ptolemaic kingdom is quite "washed" with classic historiography trying to push a narrative of greek openess and collaboration that could not be further from reality.
Ptolemaic envoys in Egypt (outside Alexandria) were frequently assaulted by natives, tax officers murdered, and the mistrust from both groups was as far as to forbid natives bearing weapons and enter into the army (with reason, as the time the Ptolemies out of desperation decided to allow natives into the army those created one of the biggest rebellions of the period - that of Horwennefer and Ankwennefer).
As well retaliation from Greeks was not less, they murdered natives, forced and assaulted them, even raided full villages.
They would look like modern South Sudan but with a huge metropolis near and any modern post-colonial government trying to pass by locals.
For some of the stuff:
Volt, Ivo. (2011). Identity and ethnic friction in Greek papyrus letters from Egypt
Polanski, Tomasz. (2005). Boukoloi Banditry: Greek Perspectives on Native Resistance.
Osowski, Marybeth. (-). Appropriation and Approximation: Tensions between "Greekness" and "Otherness" in the Ptolemaic Dynasty.
Eileen McCoskey, Denise. (2002). Race Before “Whiteness”: Studying
Identity in Ptolemaic Egypt.
Other texts.
Oracle of the Potter (Demotic Egyptian texts basically calling to expel Greeks and destroy Alexandria)
Several greek complains to officers, some of them quite funny, as one in which a Ptolemaios, son of Glaukias sais that a group of Egyptians tried to assault the Serapeum of Memphis to sack it and to kill Ptolemaios for being Greek. I guess Egyptians were not very happy with the Greek mockery of their religion that was Serapis.
so no mo trashy redditors exist
How dare you trying to correct our schizo-king DJ Peach Cobbler with "facts" and "sources". If you were a serious historian you would just slander his ethnicity, say you dreamt of these "facts" and call him gay
Jk love the effort and some of your sources seem really interesting
is there a primary source for this?
@@Andre-c6z lots of them. Demotic and Greek letters from the period, graffiti with kings names, administrative documentation from the Ptolemaic state (for Horwennefer rebellion there is a quite short but source comprensive paper called "the great revolt of the Egyptians), Greco-Roman historians writtings (for Isidorus and Horiesi mainly), royal statuary (Nectanebos), etc.
For the fight between Amun clergy and the Saite (XXVI) and post-Saite dynasties there are even legal and political comments by the Egyptians (some of them are even brought to TV in a theatrical docu-series* called "the Egyptians" or something alike.
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Ps.: for more specific sources u will need to navigate a bit around papers of egyptologists specialized in each period and topic.
Nice
Complicated
Peasants definitely had enough of that pretty quick
commenting, not just because I revere DJPC and use his videos in my history class (I dont actually, i like my job) but also to help the algo. get that bread DJPC.
1:12 modern day Socrates
We got "What did the Romans think about Egypt?" Before I go to rehab! Let's fucking go!
Got out 1 year ago. Good luck god bless
Hope you're well brother.
Miss you, Daddy Cobbler
OMG HE HAS BECOME HOT!
Eddit: omg hes actualy hot...
@@audunms4780eyyy yooo chill
@@audunms4780 Always was UWU
You guys need Jesus...
BECOUSE COBBLER IS MINE
Thank god give me *checks run time*… 37 minutes of disassociation on a Monday
32:12 I See Rome was the original practitioner of Juche, Romans really were Korean.
I had forgotten just how great your content is. Please keep up the content, DJ!!
Probably something along the lines of:
"Give us wheat and stop loving animals so much you weirdos"
The ancient equivalent of "Stop yiffing and fix my wifi, you goddamned furries."
This is, by far, the best comment.
This man ate my son
Looks like it
Holy shit, are you Cobblers Dad? No wonder he is soo good at shitposting.
It was a necessary sacrifice to satisfy the beast.
He was bulking
Remember kids the human body has everything the human body needs to survive
Bro Widened
Winter is coming
Acquired mass
That's what chalk consumption does to ya
Performance enhancing chalk
One of if not my favorite creator right now 🔥 keep it up!! I don't know which style I like more, the standing in front of a chalkboard style is just as much fun as the animated ones 😅
Mr peachcobbler, you are the best. Max Payne theme at 24:20 ? You’re clearly a man of taste
It's been used for a long time, as well the other Max Payne 3 Main Title theme variations (there's 3?)
I just got off work, spent my ride home almost nodding off on the highway since I haven't slept since yesterday, and as I get home I see the man with the pie head wants to talk about ancient racism for 40 minutes. Guess I'll take my nap later
Ancient lawyers making the court room laugh too much is pretty great
Cobbler is on his Germanic Burly Boi arc I see.
Now all he’s got left is to don the tunica, form his Greco-Egyptian femboy harem, learn to ride cavalry in formation, swear his allegiance to Augustus, and he’ll finally be a certified Foederati!
Ave, Koblar Autisticanus Bussicus, trve to Kaisar!
It's Boii....
@@commieswine how did I not think of that 😂😂😂
@@DefeatedRoyalist I knew you would get it!
Always a joy to see you upload.
this is the first video I’ve ever seen by you, I was just looking for something random to watch. On my way to work. Consider me thoroughly entertained. I subscribed immediately. I love history. Your delivery makes it so much better!!
it’s about time pie man… we’ve been waiting
Thank you for providing us with this Cobbler. For the last 4 years, I struggled to make a single friend, and as time passed, I drowned my loneliness with videogames and people on Discord, but working and studying no longer gives me enough time as to do those things anymore, your videos provide me a window to someone I weirdly can consider somewhat similar to me, if I haven't ended this yet is because of people like you who can keep the silence in my head and the loneliness away.
Anyway, I know you probably won't ever read this or anyone for that matter, but thank you, Cobbler, sincerely
in the same situation
People on discord? Lmao wow what a loser
He’s like me fr fr
What about your wife?
I got brought on to dj peach cobbler by getting taken to school on the history of my own people. I can't wait to watch this
Israel or Central America?
Calling macedonians turks is elite level ragebait 😂
im just happy that he's clean from the sidewalk sidewinder. good to see that DJ!
24:00 I’m one of the gang stalkers DJ Peach Cobbler is referring to here. Please let me know if you find any evidence and I’ll get right on it :)
Thank you Peach Cobbler for this brand new racism lore, we were getting rusty
14:22 you reacted to that, and i know what you are
We are no longer the sons of horus. We are once again the lunar wolves. Soldiers of the emperor.
@@historywithseanALM yeah yeah take it up with the inquisitor
Lupercal! Lupercal!
That is a genius use of a blackboard as a green screen.
So glad you did this video. Can’t wait for part II, I knew it was gonna hit Cleo eventually
I genuinely cannot believe you managed to get a sponser lol
This is the happiest ive ever seen cobbler, its kinda scary
if u start putting the music u use in the description i'll subscribe thousand times
Second this. Specially the song at the end!
I've heard the Max Payne theme many times in his videos, if it helps
Favorite quote: "But admiration has a brother... and we call him envy"
This is who i chose on christmas evening alone in a house thats been emptied. Wish you dropped a xmas special this year bruv. Sigh. I choose Roman from the cobbler juke box.
I love that you hate the destruction of the Mayan codex
Big freudian slip right there1:23
AHAHAH I DIED
I died
hello mr. peach
i like your videos i think they are very good
honestly i believe you make the best videos on the platform
with best regards
tokicatch
Someone's been promoted to full-time mod I see
I save your videos to watch when I can really appreciate them. I learn a lot from your work and think you’re really pushing the limit of the platform forward. Please keep it up!
Youre using actual erasers now?! I cant believe you sold out... Im not mad, just disappointed, son.
Oh boy I hope he’s chewing chalk again 🙏
That's his bulking secret
@@DooDoo-f4v bear core
28:35 Did he actually just write "Egypt's been real silent since the Imperial Palace dropped" !?
Your historical content is insanely good brother
thanks for another video man. i love your ideas. don't feel rushed to create content, its your fascinating curiosity which make your videos special. hope this reaches you well sir dj peach cobbler.
8:23 Be careful Cobbler, you getting dangerously close to the "are Turks and Greeks the same" question.
Rome thought many things of Egypt among them Fear, Wonder, Xenophobia, Pity, Awe, Hate, Love, and Opportunity are what immediately comes to mind.
22:50 Yeah, Egyptians still have that reputation today among other Arabs, they are considered too goofy and cheerful for their own good.
😊
I cannot get enough of this dude and his chalk eating, gun violence threatening, biting sarcastic insanity!
24:20 Slovenia mentioned 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮
4:51 settles it. Cobbler is more dialed-in on his audience than any other creator in history.
Do what I think of the Egyptians next. It's a lot of racism, right in your wheelhouse
As an egyptian watching the introduction I was kind of disappointed at first because I assumed it's just that typical western production that portrays typical egypt as portrayed by the orientalists but you quickly proved me wrong. I'm happy I didn't judge the video very quickly it was very well written well produced and overall very informative you certainly gained a subscriber and a follower
At some point during the Roman Republic there must have been a weird unhinged dude eating coal and telling people about the politics of ancient Egypt and the Bronze Age collapse.
been waiting years for this god bless this man
“Empire is multicultural” dude just casually drops this banger and I’m supposed to be CALM ABOUT IT!
well technically he is not wrong but for an empire to remain there must be superior culture, and this is why USA will collapse in the long term
"We're talking about a centuries-long dedication to fucking with tourists."
We Greeks can relate.
I was summoned..
15:28 Stuff like this is why I like Lazerpig's saying "If you want to understand history, study people." Because a lot has changed throughout history. But people? They've been the same for as long as we've had writing, and probably a lot longer.