Southern Girls vs Northern Girls in the UK

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  • @melonyabrams423
    @melonyabrams423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4002

    I love how he associates all southern girls with Essex. Half of the southerners make fun of Essex down here 😂

    • @choridionp5173
      @choridionp5173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Melony Abrams I’m from Essex and I make fun of Essex

    • @melonyabrams423
      @melonyabrams423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@choridionp5173 😂😂😂

    • @Scarletwitch2024
      @Scarletwitch2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      choridion :p same, I’m from Southend and constantly make fun of Essex girls!

    • @m.b3839
      @m.b3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      All the Essex girls make fun of Essex too

    • @m.b3839
      @m.b3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Scarletwitch2024 yooooo I'm from Southend too

  • @baileyboo6533
    @baileyboo6533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6231

    All the northerners put your hand up 🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @maisybailey4269
      @maisybailey4269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bailey Fieldhouse meeee

    • @ReeBee21
      @ReeBee21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      'Ere we are

    • @sammiieN95
      @sammiieN95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Eyup!!😄🙋

    • @colleensdan
      @colleensdan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Are you in the shed now? 😂

    • @Awyr_
      @Awyr_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup 🙆

  • @shutupMaji
    @shutupMaji 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3316

    "I've ejectulated, I'll be in the shed if you need me" perfectly represents the north

    • @henryhewitt4971
      @henryhewitt4971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Majidul - fuck u

    • @mattwright9856
      @mattwright9856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Majidul - sounds like a southerner to me. “I ejaculated” haha posh southern twat

    • @shutupMaji
      @shutupMaji 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      We aren't exactly classy up north now are we

    • @shutupMaji
      @shutupMaji 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm surprised she didn't kick off with you right after the conversation, girls in manchester are fucking vicious

    • @chiefcookiez9829
      @chiefcookiez9829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont get it please explain im from newcastle

  • @satchboogie2058
    @satchboogie2058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    "wonderwall..... wonderful"

  • @MattJames1958
    @MattJames1958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    Between the jokes he actually makes a really interesting point about modern masculinity and what it is to be a man nowadays. Top work.

    • @irmelinhart-xn9wj
      @irmelinhart-xn9wj ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It must be really hard to be a caring man these days..

    • @irmelinhart-xn9wj
      @irmelinhart-xn9wj ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Puuws for a goddamn wise reply....

  • @Indiegirl007
    @Indiegirl007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Did he drink 8 espressos before he got on stage? O.O

    • @sarahholland1375
      @sarahholland1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's like that in chat show interviews too. And fidgets like mad.

    • @sorscha1308
      @sorscha1308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂 Try Lee Evans mate.

    • @neilfranklin5644
      @neilfranklin5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No he thinks if he can keep walking about he won't wet himself

    • @Shannie-ed4ug
      @Shannie-ed4ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like he's high on crack 😂😂😂

    • @Neel-xb1ok
      @Neel-xb1ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's fucking high on some shit

  • @natashahartshorne-evans9271
    @natashahartshorne-evans9271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    Chill guys Manchester is the north so is Newcastle it’s north west for Manchester north east for Newcastle
    Scotland has its own south west north thing
    Birmingham is the middle

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lies

    • @lytra_
      @lytra_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Natasha Hartshorne-Evans but it’s not exactly ‘Northern’ for the UK as the title explicitly says

    • @hhollyss
      @hhollyss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It said in the UK in the title not just England

    • @gachaversequeen8255
      @gachaversequeen8255 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Natasha Hartshorne-Evans yes I know

    • @gachaversequeen8255
      @gachaversequeen8255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If u google where is northern Britain it says also know as SCOTLAND

  • @sourcescience
    @sourcescience 5 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    My girl is a Manc and she once decked a guy through a plate glass window and broke his nose. Just sayin’.

    • @peterburnley4317
      @peterburnley4317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      sourcescience no she didn’t

    • @martindempsey8555
      @martindempsey8555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      peter ashworth agreed

    • @sourcescience
      @sourcescience 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      peter ashworth yes she did. He was trying to start a fight with her brother on a minibus so she smacked him one. He went flying through the emergency window escape thing and got his nose broken for his trouble. If you don’t believe it then that’s fine, I’m not exactly invested in your opinion.

    • @simorote
      @simorote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Basicalleh!

    • @drdassler
      @drdassler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sourcescience top. 👍

  • @karinac4245
    @karinac4245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    He's so fast it's difficult to keep track on him

    • @niamhmaclennan2531
      @niamhmaclennan2531 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karina Shakhova I

    • @hetaliafordummies9372
      @hetaliafordummies9372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Karina Shakhova it’s easy

    • @Father-Nature
      @Father-Nature 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Karina Shakhova If English isn't your first language, I guess so.

    • @karinac4245
      @karinac4245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Father Nature oh, it's not about language, it's about his actual movement on stage

    • @kirsty9084
      @kirsty9084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like how quick he is because he gets to the point better. He's a great performer.

  • @xeroxre6837
    @xeroxre6837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    The north south divide is actually largely defined culturally by the point to which scandinavian conquerors successfully took control, aka the Dane line.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Plus most of the mines were in the North and Wales, so that's where the tough stereotype comes from. Northerners down a mine, Southerners in an office.

    • @djmajor2095
      @djmajor2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dane Law

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually the North South divide goes a lot further down than that, Wales is part of the North to some. And even if we went for half of Wales non of that was scandinavian, half of the North of England was not under Danish rule, some bits of Danish rule are in the south of England as well.

    • @fiveninenowNOW
      @fiveninenowNOW ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you mean the Danelaw?

    • @adamwilliams3856
      @adamwilliams3856 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only real divide in England is working class, middle class and upper class

  • @ккє-о6ц
    @ккє-о6ц 6 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    PEOPLE Manchester is part of Northern England ....google it

  • @ReeBee21
    @ReeBee21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    I find it funny how people think we're tough here in Manchester. Where did that impression come from?

    • @ReeBee21
      @ReeBee21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well Russell said it, not me you eejit
      p.s. please don't hit me, I'm only a wee girl.

    • @klr6363
      @klr6363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Rahimaaa Not just Manchester, every city up north loool guess it's just the accents that throw people off

    • @user-qt5gr9vb3n
      @user-qt5gr9vb3n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rahimaaa chavs

    • @darramuldoon7745
      @darramuldoon7745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jen M oh god get a grip

    • @ReeBee21
      @ReeBee21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      memekween I see you're speaking about yourself

  • @BloodMoonASMR
    @BloodMoonASMR ปีที่แล้ว +38

    If you look back into English history, The Roman invasion got progressively less successful with Northern tribes as they had very nationalistic, insular tendencies. This translates into today's situation very well and being part English further North, I feel great pride in that.

  • @aprylljay
    @aprylljay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Ironically aggressive and tender when it counts.
    Gets me every time

  • @genie121
    @genie121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    All I’m gonna say is the Nurse from Manchester who works with us Londoners is a fucking beast!!!!! Even patients who are physically or verbally abusive are scared of her and take their medications with no issues lol.
    Big up ya self Lisa!!!!!!!!!!! Xxx

  • @AA-kc5np
    @AA-kc5np 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I feel bad for the camera guy

    • @user-zi5fo6ov2p
      @user-zi5fo6ov2p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMFG 😂 This is by far the best comment here LMAO

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Earned his pay that night yeah innit

  • @lomejordelamusicacristiana4474
    @lomejordelamusicacristiana4474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Where are all my fellow southern girls!

    • @zoew2602
      @zoew2602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m a boy southerner

  • @elliebillington969
    @elliebillington969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “Every girl wishes for that until she’s been out with one.”
    I almost feel bad saying I know how true that is... 😬

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honey, sensitive men are one finger up the butthole from being gay, don't feel bad

    • @thomasr8074
      @thomasr8074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RIXRADvidz 😂😂😂😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Idk if it’s so much trouble waiting till a reasonable hour to talk about love, I think that’s them problem not a “girls dont know what they want” problem

  • @blanchekuznetsov7975
    @blanchekuznetsov7975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    It's sad that I'm a Northerner but most of my family is from the South. And they're so posh so they make fun of my Yorkshire accent so I have to change it all the time. Unless it's my family from Kent that's completely different

    • @Grasshopperz
      @Grasshopperz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Blanche Kuznetsov how many families do you have mate

    • @lindylou4378
      @lindylou4378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Its not sad at all you're a northener. It's a fact. If your family are going to make fun of your accent , they are rude and ignorant. Having a southern accent only means you come from there. Not you are smarter or better mannered (clearly not) Do people still peddle these stereotypes? I once had something delivered from a driver who had come from Coventry. He said he couldn't believe how pretty it is . 'Like Devon' he said. I live 10 miles outside Middlesbrough. Sheer prejudice on the part of journalists who love to push the idea it's awful up here. Once had a national story going on in a Middlesbrough court and ALL the journalists travelled to the other end of Middlesbrough to stand in front of a gas tank to be filmed!

    • @streamd-2149
      @streamd-2149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blanche Kuznetsov Im sorry to hear that :( I’m from the south-West and believe me most of us arnt posh at all 😂 If they make you embarrassed to be yourself and live in Yorkshire then that’s stupid! I’ll admit here in the south you do here some stereotypes of the Northerners but then again I’m sure in the north there are stereotypes or Southerners just don’t be ashamed of your accent cause it’s probably rlly cool.

    • @helenadavies7775
      @helenadavies7775 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can relate to changing the accent, I'm from Liverpool and have change it constantly when I visit family. It's kinda stressful ngl

    • @rageagainstthenumpty4608
      @rageagainstthenumpty4608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just grow a pair, man up and tell your Southern poncey family members to fuck off.

  • @jadedjane6241
    @jadedjane6241 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Ironically agresive, but tender when it counts." Yep! That is the answer!

  • @JasmineSurrealVideos
    @JasmineSurrealVideos ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I'm a Northerner in exile in the South and the only people who chat to me at any length are other disenfranchised Northerners who have that twinkle in the eyes and a wicked sense of humour! I miss it. I'm not hard or tough in a physical sense but I've got a mental strength and resilience that I've never come across in a Southerner, and I've yet to make a friend here in 12 years of existing here.
    They all seem impatient and the way they race for the tube when another is due in 2 mins risking a broken leg is baffling, that and the Northern line not actually having anything Northern about it lol.
    Some cool bands from Manchester though like Magazine, Gang of Four and Joy Division/New Order and the Smiths. Yep they all are fed guitars from kids lol.

    • @ronnana694
      @ronnana694 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oasis too

    • @BennyH11
      @BennyH11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean not Oasis as well, rhe list of class bands from Manchester goes on.

    • @chrisbrookes7422
      @chrisbrookes7422 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not to be rude but we southerners
      have just as much Mental
      strength and Resilience as you
      northerners do maybe not in your area but down here in salisbury we do.

  • @epicspacedorito4916
    @epicspacedorito4916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Wait he's not Gay?

    • @_a_hassan2985
      @_a_hassan2985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Andrew Spence Aaaaaaaah😂😂😂😂😂Why did i find your reply so hilarious?😂😂😂

    • @MrMarkhall1
      @MrMarkhall1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought he was gay too.

    • @dotheyfloat9961
      @dotheyfloat9961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's Nick Grimshaw

    • @markbosy2065
      @markbosy2065 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dotheyfloat9961 no he's not gonna replace Moyles

    • @crashdudes911
      @crashdudes911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Andrew Spence Bhahahah nice one pal

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Absolutely fantastic. I saw you in Carmarthen and it was the best act I have ever seen. Non-stop and brilliant.

  • @simonmartin1201
    @simonmartin1201 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m a Mancunian who has lived down South for over 20 years. This is spot on, I approve 100%

  • @Me-ji2pn
    @Me-ji2pn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    To all those arguing about Manchester/northern issue: Northern doesn’t just mean geographical it has also become an adjective to describe a certain personality. Mancunians tend to have a certain personality - a northern one. You say “he’s a very northern” meaning he has qualities such as bluntness, dourness, bit common etc

    • @petegiant
      @petegiant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Daniel Price WRONG

    • @hannahkerfoot4617
      @hannahkerfoot4617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Daniel Price it's defo mancunian (I am one so I know lol)

    • @xalexis.editsx
      @xalexis.editsx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Price Literally everyone calls them Mancunians or Mancs. Manchesterians just sounds stupid.

    • @whybother4156
      @whybother4156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is only the North when speaking about England because the North of the UK Manchester is certainly not

    • @killerbee8892
      @killerbee8892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Definitely more dourness down south

  • @jesushimself6019
    @jesushimself6019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It's like that in the north as when I was conceived my dad looked at my mum tenderly and said "that's you up t' duff"

    • @gobeyond9930
      @gobeyond9930 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what does this mean

    • @user-rc1my2xc3s
      @user-rc1my2xc3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gobeyond9930 it means when they had sex he said "that's you pregnant"

    • @gobeyond9930
      @gobeyond9930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-rc1my2xc3s OOO thx for the translation

  • @auexio8579
    @auexio8579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Shouldn’t this be England rather than UK

  • @shutupMaji
    @shutupMaji 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Surprised how people don't get Manchester is in the north, the BBC even refers to us as northwest ffs

    • @alexc9985
      @alexc9985 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Majidul - EXACTLY

    • @peoplegetslapped1502
      @peoplegetslapped1502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nowven cants

    • @WashingMachineKiller
      @WashingMachineKiller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Newcastle is north. Manchester is south to us up here. To cockneys Manchester is north. I count Manchester as north midlands and north ends just south of Leeds.

    • @NateMonoxide
      @NateMonoxide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, if you're Cumbrian it just seems weird hearing people say that Manchester or Leeds are in the North. Carlisle and Newcastle, yeah. Anything south of Lancaster doesn't count.

    • @steveanderson8791
      @steveanderson8791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The title says the UK.
      Manchester isn't really North in England never mind the bloody UK.

  • @Weird-City
    @Weird-City 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I love the running guitar joke hahaha.

  • @hades7320
    @hades7320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I'm looking for my mister "ironically aggressive but tender when it counts" 😂😂😂

  • @kirangill0
    @kirangill0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Love mancs love oasis ✌️

  • @isaaclerma7690
    @isaaclerma7690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagen having a heart attack while on stage performing stand up comedy.

  • @jody024
    @jody024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He is one of the most feminine straight guys out there. Legit always thought he was a homosexual.

  • @spearton-1912
    @spearton-1912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    that's it, i'm moving from the usa to northern england

  • @juuzousuzuya7635
    @juuzousuzuya7635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "We're out in Basildon." Shit that's too close

    • @casey7171
      @casey7171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Juuzou Suzuya SAME THO

  • @aquietgirlcalledsoph739
    @aquietgirlcalledsoph739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I loved this 😂😂😂 I can’t really say much though cos I’m from the West Midlands 😂😂😂

  • @Deadly_fox512
    @Deadly_fox512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    So it's like the United States but reverse? The more North you go the more Savage they get? Where as the more south you go for the states the more Savage they get.

    • @TinaNewtonwrites
      @TinaNewtonwrites 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Shawn Knox savage = independent and capable 🤪

    • @lindylou4378
      @lindylou4378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No. The worse the comedian, the more stereotypes they rely on.

    • @Indiegirl007
      @Indiegirl007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tina Newton Or just insane.

    • @hannahdyson5603
      @hannahdyson5603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Savage ?

    • @aimee4927
      @aimee4927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Indiegirl007 how are people in the North insane?

  • @wolfwitch76
    @wolfwitch76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Being from Manchester this made me proper giggle. But dude you kept mixing up the manc and Scouse accent!

    • @hannahdyson7129
      @hannahdyson7129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Younger English people ( under 30 ) using dude drives me up the wall
      We are in Manchester in the UK . Not Cleverland Ohio

  • @xxsimplyelliexx1541
    @xxsimplyelliexx1541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Well northern lasses are pretty good as I am one

    • @aimee4927
      @aimee4927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Apart from the ones with fake eyebrows, fake tan and who go around trying to impress all the lads when nobody actually gives a shit about them.

    • @RuthAmber
      @RuthAmber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aimee Redford you just ruled out the the majority of the northern population

    • @helenadavies7775
      @helenadavies7775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You get them type of girls everywhere. Just some parts have higher concentrations of em

    • @aimee4927
      @aimee4927 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RuthAmber Yeah 😂😂

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RuthAmber She also just summed up 95% of the female population of Essex, though.

  • @maritrndal815
    @maritrndal815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    wow nick grimshaw looks better from afar

  • @skinnerman100
    @skinnerman100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was absolutely brilliant the manchester accent bit I'm crying here
    Russell Kane your the man

  • @ravenlunacy8365
    @ravenlunacy8365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Soooooo..... midlanders are just watching the shitshow with popcorn

    • @leeandrew6555
      @leeandrew6555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raven Lunacy yep.

    • @brendonutjita
      @brendonutjita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What did the midlands do to you Sarah?

    • @sophie2485
      @sophie2485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sarah jones Excuse me I’m from the West Midlands and I refuse to believe we’re all like that.

    • @nikosmanganiotis3519
      @nikosmanganiotis3519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sarah jones You are obviously from London. Midlands in as English as you will and it is the center of our country, you’re the one who is a chad

    • @brumav9779
      @brumav9779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Midlands, the greatest place on earth with the greatest cities on earth and the greatest people on earth. Home.

  • @CrazyMayBaby
    @CrazyMayBaby ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mixed marriage here...northern lass and southern fella. It's taken ten years but I think he's mostly adjusted 😂

  • @kimmy8079
    @kimmy8079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My new favorite comedian 😂😂❤️

  • @alexaokwuosa5081
    @alexaokwuosa5081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Just realised I always thought Nick Grimshaw and him were the same person.

  • @imogencarney3421
    @imogencarney3421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    "She's not just northern, she's from Manchester"
    As far as I'm concerned Manchester is the middle.

    • @Webothcanfly
      @Webothcanfly 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      komorebi木漏れ日 I

    • @sachamann1633
      @sachamann1633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      geographically incorrect but okay

    • @IvanovaJay
      @IvanovaJay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Say that to a Maniunion's face

    • @imogencarney3421
      @imogencarney3421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ivanova Downs how about you say you're "far north" to a Geordie.

    • @midoriasakusa
      @midoriasakusa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh it ain't. Midlands would be pushing it for some

  • @Emsie76
    @Emsie76 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He missed out how us northern girls appreciate other women. My man said he’s never heard any of his partners say “hey babe, look at her figure/ass/beauty” 😂
    I’ll have to show this to my man… he always said us “northern lasses” are a different breed.

  • @slinkeepy
    @slinkeepy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Aussie here, so I just have to accept the stereotype is true, but this is brilliant. And that electric guitar gag, omg X)

  • @drghostduck
    @drghostduck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm from Essex! Who else?

  • @manofculture8666
    @manofculture8666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    People saying Manchester is not North, when it literally is in the North West of England. That's not an opinion lol, it's geographical fact.
    Everyone's saying it's in the middle because they include Scotland, which is separate from England.

  • @ianmangham4570
    @ianmangham4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My first visit to Essex and the blonde barmaid invited me around her house, she was so AWESOME, stayed in bed 48hrs lol,I wore the poor lass out 🤣🤘❤

  • @marias7328
    @marias7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This man sounds like he's never stopped to take a breath in his whole life

  • @chae1557
    @chae1557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Personally I love northern English accents on men, they're super hot

    • @cait812
      @cait812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You clearly have not heard the Geordie accent.

    • @Harmony-wj8ji
      @Harmony-wj8ji 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cait812 Or the Cumbrian accent, lol.

    • @christina7215
      @christina7215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m Yorkshire and agree... proper manly, and the girls sound manly which isn’t attractive lol

    • @goosestorey-williams8582
      @goosestorey-williams8582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Try strong scouse accents 😂

  • @CodeCommand
    @CodeCommand 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    When does the comedy start?

    • @staceyblack7930
      @staceyblack7930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CodeCommand lol classic

    • @sarahmoore3823
      @sarahmoore3823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      CodeCommand at 0:00

    • @Father-Nature
      @Father-Nature 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CodeCommand When you start watching.

  • @lolarose9360
    @lolarose9360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love his speed 😂😂 that energy!!

  • @harleycurnow5242
    @harleycurnow5242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Re-upload? Ive deffo seen this sketch before

  • @underyawmomma
    @underyawmomma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is officially my favourite bit of standup

  • @marta7635
    @marta7635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I just got married wich anyone can do"
    *gay laughter*

    • @marta7635
      @marta7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@esayers it doesn't matter where THEY specifically are from as much as there are dozens of countries where you can be✨stoned to death✨for being gay so you kinda missed the point

  • @DrSimonBignell
    @DrSimonBignell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Genius.

  • @anshumanrathore5928
    @anshumanrathore5928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know what's Wonderwall, wonderful about the last night. Killed me.

  • @saulbennett4677
    @saulbennett4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a Northern guy I’ve found that southern girls are more jolly and call you mate which is nice

    • @StarBoyyX
      @StarBoyyX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mate is normally friend zoned instantly in east Ldn , jolly if there on the yayo mostly caged up till after 2am

  • @racheyrach_rach3548
    @racheyrach_rach3548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Being a Southender I can confirm there are girls who get freaked out and act OTT if you look at them for too long.

  • @ashtonvickers928
    @ashtonvickers928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I thought that when he said southern I thought he meant like Devon like me

    • @freakoutheresabz8546
      @freakoutheresabz8546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ashton vickers yas devon represent👌🏻 I'm from there too aha

    • @ethanquirk28
      @ethanquirk28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ashton vickers I mean southerns just anything below sheffield really isnt it

    • @AllLostWanderers
      @AllLostWanderers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ethan Quirk I'm from Plymouth and anything above Bristol is the north

    • @ethanquirk28
      @ethanquirk28 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caitlin J Weeks 😂😂😂 what?

    • @AllLostWanderers
      @AllLostWanderers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ethan Quirk Ask anyone from Plymouth and the rest of the South West. The rest of the UK is up North by their standards. I learnt this when I moved there from the middle of the south coast and was told that that was North 😂

  • @atmosphericfunfairs1371
    @atmosphericfunfairs1371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We're more likely to say something like 'right that's me done love'

  • @maisybailey4269
    @maisybailey4269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    From the north!😩😂

  • @natashabrooks8735
    @natashabrooks8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My mum came from Manchester, she was a hard woman, I will often say I'm half northern.

  • @molerat3461
    @molerat3461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Im from Devon, so anywhere beyond Bristol has a strange dialect to mr and different personalities. It's not just north and south, it's the West Country, too!

    • @shanaosborne7078
      @shanaosborne7078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, let's go Devonshire lmao. I'm a Newton gal

    • @ArticulateDegenerate
      @ArticulateDegenerate ปีที่แล้ว

      "So drink your cider down, and pass the jug around, and listen to The Wurzels when you can; live loud and free and sure enough you'll be a real West Country man!"

  • @jdnm797
    @jdnm797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The North of England (particularly the North West) is the best part of the UK. Change my mind.

  • @P_Beard_5961
    @P_Beard_5961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    At 1.52 his female voice just sounds exactly like Michael McIntyre to me

  • @lytra_
    @lytra_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Northern UK or Northern England??
    Y’all need to understand that when you say ‘Northern’ it’s actually South for the other half of the UK
    I’m from the very top of Scotland so when I see ‘Northern’ I’m like “oh lol that’s me”
    Then I realise he is referring to people from 400 miles away :)))

    • @adoniscreed4031
      @adoniscreed4031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lytra for Southerners, anything above London and Essex is the North 😂😂😂😂

    • @missyb9438
      @missyb9438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lytra “y’all??”

    • @btsgotmelikeyah8487
      @btsgotmelikeyah8487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      mate we just call you guys scottish, like yeah youre way up north but like. nah 😂

    • @WashingMachineKiller
      @WashingMachineKiller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're Scottish. This is England.

    • @hhollyss
      @hhollyss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WashingMachineKiller it said UK in the title

  • @scootscoot3874
    @scootscoot3874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m a northern girl with a southern husband. Best of both.

  • @micherunnett5492
    @micherunnett5492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a Canadian who caught a Yorkshire man. The cultures are very different. When we go back, watching my hubby get beers in pubs in the south is a treat, Southern men wilt southern women swoon

  • @aimee2338
    @aimee2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Swear everyone just sees the south as everywhere below them. I'm from Newcastle, and to all us, anything past Middlesbrough is south/midlands.

    • @sussybaka7532
      @sussybaka7532 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Yorkshire definetly fucking isn't south or Midlands mate

    • @thomasjennings6562
      @thomasjennings6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm from Somerset so I see the north as anything above Bristol

    • @mass8175
      @mass8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomasjennings6562 Cornishman here, the north is past the tamar

    • @hannahdyson7129
      @hannahdyson7129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      From your side yes . But Scotland is North of you x

    • @martinburke362
      @martinburke362 ปีที่แล้ว

      We see the north east as Scotland 😂😂😂

  • @perishcouncil
    @perishcouncil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jay Foreman does a thing about the north/south divide where he explains that its not a straight line through the middle, its diagonal, Manchester is in the north.

  • @elliewild1024
    @elliewild1024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Manc and proud and also very very over the top 😂😂😂😂

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    he moves so much lol, and it oddly fits him.

  • @olivia-ly1tx
    @olivia-ly1tx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Midland girls say hi

  • @rubyclark6327
    @rubyclark6327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    who else is from newcastle🙌🏻

    • @aimee4927
      @aimee4927 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @Befany
      @Befany 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙋🏽‍♀️

    • @caitlinb1056
      @caitlinb1056 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yassss we

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm from the North West but I love the North East, especially the people in Thornaby, Cleveland who once saved my life.

    • @AnneMarie-xq7uw
      @AnneMarie-xq7uw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geordie accent is sexy. Cheeyaz!

  • @ThatgirlnamedAnnie
    @ThatgirlnamedAnnie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a northerner from Leeds. I can say. This is true. And we are all the same 😂😂😂

  • @missyb9438
    @missyb9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How is Manchester northern? I’m from Oz, I don’t understand this “northern” thing. To me, Cumbria, Northumberland and Durham are Northern. The Midlands are central🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @charlottemoondrop3418
    @charlottemoondrop3418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I grew up in Liverpool but I live in Cornwall now and I think they get the same impression that we’re pretty up front and aren’t afraid of confrontation like southern girls haha

  • @jazzfox5330
    @jazzfox5330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy moves more in this than I do in a week

  • @georgiaharrison9104
    @georgiaharrison9104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They feed electric guitars to their babies, yes, as a northerner, my future children shall be force fed oasis on my electric guitar. 😂😂😂🎸

  • @sh0eh0rn4
    @sh0eh0rn4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i’m but british, but I did dream that my soulmate is a northerner

  • @kaiahmarie5896
    @kaiahmarie5896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’m southern, hi nice to meet you, please don’t beat me up

  • @rowanahedley9578
    @rowanahedley9578 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does manchester count as a northern city? There isn't really a straight north-south line to cut through the UK. It depends on the city/town/county/village/community (etc) itself.

    • @elliecassidy9496
      @elliecassidy9496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah Manchester is definitely the north. I'm a scouser and generally the north is classed anything above brum & sheffield

  • @umairusman
    @umairusman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Watch twilight together????
    No girl deserves that kind of sacrifice. Sorry mate

  • @outputpromotions2761
    @outputpromotions2761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hahah so fucking true. I'm from Birmingham and now live in Bristol and my partner is from Salisbury and he is soooo more gentle than anyone I've ever dated in the West Midlands.

  • @missyb9438
    @missyb9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Northern to me is Cumbria or Northumberland. Manchester?? That’s in the middle🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @chriswilliams5591
      @chriswilliams5591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MissyB 75 Manchester is in the north west of England

    • @joshfinch9022
      @joshfinch9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      By that logic Yorkshire is the Midlands

    • @bosnia7429
      @bosnia7429 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah you have dyslexia

  • @alainc2992
    @alainc2992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idk about you but he seems to be on of those lads that if you were in a lobby of quick scopers he'd be the one running around with the ump

  • @Babe-vi6cv
    @Babe-vi6cv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he's so fast i always feel like he needs to pee and is trying to get his set over with as soon as possible lmao

  • @t7i7n7y
    @t7i7n7y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂 Linsey/Linsay... Well done you for grabbing a hold of this utter genius, now, kick him in the van! 😂 🤣 he's such a piss taking arse!! 😂 🤣 But I bet it's hilarious in your household!!! And they do say laughter is the key 😂😂💕😂😂 So happy you found each other and can tolerate the Oasis gut punches! Now, where's that van?!? 😂 🤣 😂

  • @agrelic
    @agrelic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When he said they were out in Basildon lmao 🙋😂

  • @alibrooks7495
    @alibrooks7495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He can't keep still for even a second. what a mood

  • @CrankyNovelist7335
    @CrankyNovelist7335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm a southerner. From the southern parts of America, but still.

  • @greenscarf11
    @greenscarf11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Video acc KILLS me laughing EVERY TIME 😂😂😭😭

  • @futurecalled4682
    @futurecalled4682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My God! it's 2019 and I had totally forgotten about my massive decade long crush on Russell Kane!

  • @viktoriashovtun9279
    @viktoriashovtun9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish subtitles so badly to understand everything he says because sometimes it goes too quickly

  • @london2554
    @london2554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My Mum is from North, but Dad is from the South.
    I was raised in the South so yeah.

  • @thomaspetch6221
    @thomaspetch6221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally don’t know if I’m counted as northern or not these days, as I was born in East Midlands but my mum is from Lancashire and my granddad dads from derby, I’m not even 100% sure where that is, but his dads from Yorkshire.... so I don’t know now

    • @aragornthebrave
      @aragornthebrave 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a weird one because most people consider that Northern Derbyshire is the North, but Southern Derbyshire is the Midlands. I live in the North but near the border with North Derbyshire, and the people there aren't very different from Manchester etc., but people from Derby are. But it seems everyone draws the line in a different place.