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Honestly how my last purchase went, but I was looking for a very specific car (Impreza hatchback, with manual transmission and the cold weather package...)
The fact that you made "manipulating people into buying cars. srars." using only text and a quick audio reversal of a part with no speech is beautifully meta.
This feels like the masterpiece production of years of DaThings' adherence to making "clean" YTPs. I guess this is what you get when you have years of resisting cheap sex jokes in YTPs. No cheap shots or knee-jerk sex references here, just galaxy brain levels of innuendo.
3:31 "You might learn that the customer is a witch. At the same time, you're trying to satisfy your need to earn friends, and turn a prospect into a source of repeat friendship and witch parties." Gotta get my invites to those witch parties. Once you go to a witch party, you're ruined for non-witch parties.
"This brings us to the customer's clothes. Remove them as obstacles to the sale and fully expose the customer." "Don't you know anything about consent?" "...Good point. Fully expose the customer WITHOUT forcing them." Only dathings would be able to sentence mix a sex joke that still manages to be wholesome somehow at the same time.
"There's nothing worse to me than having somebody pull out of here in a new Mercedes-Benz. I mean, this is a Toyota dealership. How does that keep happening?"
He's servicing the wife between 5 and 6, so the guy kinda has to leave the wife there. Though frankly, I wouldn't be OK with it... I would prefer my wife to be serviced by an accredited Mercedes technician.
> Drug references, violent themes, dark humor, sexual humor > Like, way more than usual Content warning getting me hyped for some of the raunchier material, but this was still pretty tame by YTP standards
I just want to let everyone know that the people in this video have seen it and absolutely love it - my friend works at this dealership, and the same guy still owns and remembers this video from the 80s. Some of the salesmen still work there too!
They require the narrator to be deadpan as hell, which makes for excellent comedy. Plus, the articulation and variety of sounds makes for perfect sentence mixing.
My fav home of DaThings is when something is said multiple times in different ways. Example from here: "Difference between a lost respect and a lostpect
"Automobilership" "Machineconomics" "Sciencenomics" I seriously think that DaThings should consider a career as an English language neologist/scholar, because those sound like 100% legit agglutinated English words!!
3:25 This man has haunted eyes, eyes that have looked out at the indifferent grey sea washing in and out, and where others see the mundane existence of a lighthouse worker and the cycle of the tides, this man sees the eldritch truth, that our sense of metaphysical stability is only skin deep, and that horrors of blasphemous abnormality exist just beneath the surface...this man's eyes have seen what no human was ever meant to see.... And that's probably why he's in a video about selling cars.
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Sorry I can't subscribe now, I'm in the performing arts and obv work has taken a dive, but I've followed you so I can subscribe soon as I can!
@@xaviermcgettigan8968 No worries, my friend! Best of luck to you and all your performing colleagues!
i will support you financially as soon as i can! i’m sure this takes a lot of time and it deserves proper love!
I wish I could donate.
But I don’t wanna get in trouble :/
"By the way, you're dressed" is definitely a phrase I'll use if I start dating, to create the perfect thirst impression.
Believe me, that will give them something to talk about.
Take the statement at face value
I already messed it up and said
"and once again,your clothed"
i use "however, we're not talking about feet" to try and steer the conversation. it doesn't work very often.
They will propose to you immediately
"If the customer is bi, this leads to three ways. Even if you're in the middle of the sales presentation"
That killed me
“Take this statement at face value, and assume what I’m telling you is true”
salespeople with benefits
I'm leaving it at 333.
"the customer is going to throw snowballs at you"
Man, the 80's were wild
I bet, those snowballs was made of pure cocaine, no less.
They also kinda sucked a little bit
@@dansaunders1655 The 80s were absolutely perfect and everything you will ever say is wrong
@@chakirattklawzitzki259
Judging by the guy’s face at 4:08, that might not be too far off the mark.
@@noahkarpinski1824 Look up The 80s Kinda Sucked a Little Bit
I appreciate that even in a YTP about sex tips in an automobealership, the importance of consent isn't forgotten.
don't forget about stabbing the customer
"Good morning!"
"I'll buy your car."
😂😂😂
"you're number 1"
"I'll buy your car, again"
incredible stuff lol
Fastest transaction ever😂
It do be like that
In a perfect world
“I’m looking to replace my three year old” lol
The science of nomnomnomics; The study of cellery
Now, I know the Mercedes gave you the Nomnomnomics reward. But the real reward is having CELERY!
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The study of obtaining sandwiches from French prisoners
@@ExceedinglyFPR I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.
Nothing beats a classic DaThings portmanteau joke......automobealership is so good
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Portmanjoke
_All to often the difference between a lost prospect and a LoSpEcT will be your neck._
Wat
A DaThings portmanteau joke... aAa... A DaThings portmantoke.
I was thinking of going to a dealership for an automobile, but now I feel compelled to find an automobilership instead.
You'll have more luck at the automobealership, trust me, less stomach acid
same, I heard about the automobilership on compellivision
Automobilership sounds like the name of an app-based car dealer that doesn’t sell cars out of a large automobile vending machine.
An autovendachine.
Go buy that Cadiladiladilac
@@spacemanrick2014 Ever seen a Carvana ad? There literally are car vending machines now :) The future is here! 😂
And DaThings once again gives me a lhrase I shall use in my day-to-day speech:
"Let me add some thoughts.
.
.
.
.
Now let me add some words."
it reminds me so much of zero punctuation
That was such a well thought out joke and I wasn't prepared for one of those in a YTP
@@BrassWing Well, there was also the "Wait" bit from Why To Food. Similar setup.
"Automobilership"
That reminds of Margaret Thatcher lul
"Many sales people find themselves in a dialogue that goes like this:"
"Good morning. I'll buy your car."
like yeah i guess but
Honestly how my last purchase went, but I was looking for a very specific car (Impreza hatchback, with manual transmission and the cold weather package...)
@@ziginox cold weather package? Pshhh. My grandpa's car has no heat and you could probably drive that thing in antarctica
@@rexjolles I quite enjoy the heated seats, thank you very much!
@@ziginox always throws them for a loop when you know exactly what you want and how you want it
"I hate the car I have now."
"You're number one."
"I'll buy your car, again."
"You're going to find that most of your customers are poor."
Not inaccurate.
Even more true for Nissan dealers
*STOP*
What poor dude is trying to get a Mercedes?
@@samueljett7807 people with credit cards
Hopefully not in a Mercedes dealership
"Making the customer feel adeez..making the customer feel adeez nutz." What a classic
4:08 the face of someone realizing they’re in a YTP
“Now, uh, what are you?”
It's with Seth Meyers said about Rudy Giuliani.
Always making that face like someone who just sat on their balls.
“Well, h-“
knew exactly which face you meant even before checking the timestamp
O_O;
Mercedes-Bendz
𝓑𝓜𝓦
Jaugar
Cadilladilladillac
Rolls-Rolls-Rolls
H
Have you seen the new Escaladaladalade?
The amount of effort she puts into jokes that are on the screen for less than a second is just incredible.
@@chuckporter9526 or maybe the new fleeteeteeteeteetwood
r/theletterh
salesperson to friends to lovers
to witches
slow burn, 100k words
sdrords
Believe me, it will give them something to talk about.
Bb-bb-bb-bab-bab-boab-bab-bab-bab-boab-bab-
"Let me add some thoughts: ......................"
"Now, let me add some words: The difference between..."
That was brilliant!
It was so perfect I watched the whole video again and laughed at it twice in a row
You've got to have telepathy to hear his thoughts 😂
This brings us to a key question: what?
Lol I'm ded
Mercedeez nutz
YIAYYY
I like how the guy started to give pick-up tips to help his coworkers score more than just a car sale 😏
I'm so glad that the Eccentric Severe Tumors 80s cinematic universe is expanding
What if they each represent a deadly sin? If this one is lust, would the training video for grocery staff bee...idk, sloth? Wrath?
Definitely sloth, every customer service representative in that store was lazy af
@@somegalnamedseelpit3713 that's an oddly beautiful thought, I'm invested as hell for the next sinstallment
People are still trying to replace their shoes, with no success.
@@rcbinchicken "sinstallment" 😁
'If the customer is bi, this leads two 3 ways' :|
This is exactly what happens. Take my statement at face value.
am bi customer, can confirm this happened last time i went to the automobealership
😏
yikes
@@fossilfighters101 Bought the Cadilalilac, did you?
The fact that you made "manipulating people into buying cars. srars." using only text and a quick audio reversal of a part with no speech is beautifully meta.
THIS! We’ve been in the game too long!
I could hear the 'srars' in my head hahahah
Every time I try to remember that part, I remember there being speech, even though I know there isn't any.
I could hear it too... A sign we've seen too many (almost enough) of these.
Agree
“I’m going to add some thoughts...”
~silence~
“Now, I gonna add some words”
This feels like the masterpiece production of years of DaThings' adherence to making "clean" YTPs. I guess this is what you get when you have years of resisting cheap sex jokes in YTPs. No cheap shots or knee-jerk sex references here, just galaxy brain levels of innuendo.
Exactly
Editing people into saying "butt sex" was funny the first few times but the first few times were back in like 2012.
Jallerbo is the opposite, and as godoike as dathings
It’s kind of like in the Renaissance, where people were really catholic, so they just made really hot paintings and statues
Believe me, it’s given us something to talk about
He's looking to replace his three year old.
well i mean kids are expensive. and a nice Mercedes is tempting so....
Don't worry, when this type of negotiation happens, everyone leaves
If you’ve ever had a three year old, you would understand the feeling.
The "Lemme add some thoughts now lemme add some words" joke is another reason why DaThings is the queen of clever when it comes to YTP.
Some more Dathingsisms:
“Automobealership”
“Susconscious”
“Sciencenomics”
“Losspect”
Can we say Dathingsmanteaux?
Not to mention, nom-nomnomics
DaThings cutting off sentences never stops being funny.
I'll buy your car, again.
Same with combining words that end and start with the same syllables. "Auto mobealership"
@@oomfoof7294 that's called a portmanteau and it's almost always funny
"If the customer is bi, this leads to threeways" I wish that were the case
It is
GET ON TINDER MY FRIEND
Same lol
You really want a three way at the car dealership?
@@breaded4skn731 am bi, can confirm
The “Let me have some ideas” joke is absolutely killing me
thoughts* but yeah that was good
"Let me have some thots."
Or “Let me add some thoughts”, for those who watched the video.
I like how even the sexual jokes aren't too obscene. Good old DaThings keeping it clean as possible even when the jokes are suggestive ^_^
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And they're actually funny
Just goes to show that you don't need to be inappropriate to be funny.
@Sean Wilkinson Dathings is actually a ”she” :) But I agree, her way with words is just *mwah*
The way you FHEEL behind the WhEeL!
This YTP gave me something to talk about
I believe you
One of your challenges is to LoL, again
3:31 "You might learn that the customer is a witch. At the same time, you're trying to satisfy your need to earn friends, and turn a prospect into a source of repeat friendship and witch parties."
Gotta get my invites to those witch parties. Once you go to a witch party, you're ruined for non-witch parties.
Between the 3-ways, witch parties, and snowball fights this sounds like my dream job
Smoking weed, too
Well, you have to be prepared to die
staff training videos are such good sources. I'll buy your car
I'll cuy your bar
I have 9 cars I need to buy tonight
@@snipetysniper can't you just get a boyfriend?
@@AxelTheAussie Perhaps they are bi which will lead to three ways.
Staff training videos are such good sources. Good horses. SoS
They've manipulated us into buying cars........srars.
"This brings us to the customer's clothes. Remove them as obstacles to the sale and fully expose the customer."
"Don't you know anything about consent?"
"...Good point. Fully expose the customer WITHOUT forcing them."
Only dathings would be able to sentence mix a sex joke that still manages to be wholesome somehow at the same time.
I believe this YTP has fulfilled one of my susconscious needs.
"There's nothing worse to me than having somebody pull out of here in a new Mercedes-Benz. I mean, this is a Toyota dealership. How does that keep happening?"
“The price is equal to the price”. Truer words have never been spoken.
"let me add some thoughts... Now let me add some words" felt like a joke out of Airplane! Top notch stuff.
Gotta be real, "nomnomnomics, the study of celery" comes to mind every time I or my roommate feed our rabbit some celery. We think about it a lot.
"Husbands like the salesman to take his wife." LOL
He's servicing the wife between 5 and 6, so the guy kinda has to leave the wife there. Though frankly, I wouldn't be OK with it... I would prefer my wife to be serviced by an accredited Mercedes technician.
That’s kinda early in the evening, honestly.
"That could be a legitimate statement or PSYCHE!"
Is pretty much the plot of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
"Mercedes Benz"
THIS ISN'T YOU
"Celery"
THIS IS YOU~
fucking throwback
The real award... is havin' CELERY
can ya give me? -CELERY...CELERRRYYYYY
...eerie...
I love you guys. No homo. Kinda.
> Drug references, violent themes, dark humor, sexual humor
> Like, way more than usual
Content warning getting me hyped for some of the raunchier material, but this was still pretty tame by YTP standards
Not for DaThings
We haven't even scraped cs188 levels.
or sinnedtragedy, original name, or noisepuppet levels.
Didn't u see all those sexy nude fenders tho????
Consider this: Mercedeeze NUTS
4:03 "Let me ask you a couple questions if I may"
*Eyes widen, Vietnam flashbacks*
“Manipulating people into buying cars”
Off to a good start
I just want to let everyone know that the people in this video have seen it and absolutely love it - my friend works at this dealership, and the same guy still owns and remembers this video from the 80s. Some of the salesmen still work there too!
WHAT
Proof?
How old is he? 60?
5:22 "by the way, you're dressed"
makes me wanna play some Witcher 3
I'm spaced. 420 smoke
smoke smoke smoke smoke
@@bachaddict feel at ease
@@noisepuppet any poops in your chute?
@noisepuppet feel the leaf 🌿
The "SRARS" at 0:10 is so validating to my subconscious
**breathing**
Text: SRARS
At 1:41, I was really waiting for "There's a science in the automotive industry called 'Beating the Workers'."
The "lie flat on the ground wearing a suit" bit was great, even though I haven't played MGS4.
"No, we're talking about something else'' :)
I love how good old corporate videos are for YTPs. This one was fantastic.
They require the narrator to be deadpan as hell, which makes for excellent comedy.
Plus, the articulation and variety of sounds makes for perfect sentence mixing.
2:47 this is the most inspirational speech I've ever heard in my life
"However, we're not talking about feet, we're talking about O C T O C A M O." - Holy shit, that was a blast from the past.
2:34 - "Question: Turn down for what?" OK, you got me there!
DJ snake
3:24 Middle-aged Frodo Baggins
3:55 the brand logos 🤣🤣🤣
God this has to be one of your all time best YTPs, the pacing and jokes had me in stitches the whole video!
Believe me, Merceighty’s gave me something to talk about.
7:15 I come back every now and then just for this moment. The clash/contrast between "trust" and "me" cracks me up every single time, lmao
"Now, let me add some thoughts."
*THINKS*
"Now, let me add some words."
"believe me, it'll give them something to talk about" is now one of my home's everyday phrases 😂
3:15 I can't get over this face gesture..like what lol
Irrelevant to everything but fans of The Office - 4:05 looks like a perfect hybrid of Steve Carell/Michael Scott and Ricky Gervais/David Brent!
I was not at all prepared for a celery joke in this, the year of our lord 2020.
“Salespeople with benefits”
The perfect way to describe my job
It has two meanings and they’re both true
i love that you didn't have to edit a single part around "remove them as obstacles to the sale"
5:10
The BMW logo edit is so genius, oh my God.
It's a great day for America, everybody we get to play The Price is Equal To the Price
1:58 "Gooood Nom-Nom-Nomics!"
Ibuki would be proud.
Omg! “Sus-conscious” already had me in an outburst of laughter.
Top drawer, DaThings, top drawer.
Question: Turn down for what
My fav home of DaThings is when something is said multiple times in different ways.
Example from here:
"Difference between a lost respect and a lostpect
Consider this: Mercedes Buttz
Mercedeeznuts
You saved the best joke for the very end. Well done!
I've been subscribed to DaThings for years, and have yet to receive the tiger poster or the toaster as a gift.
I did get the animal stickers though.
7:31 Guy: Let's give them something to talk about
Bonnie Riatt: How about love?
I just realized the 420 reference occurred at 4:20 into the video
..because my clients are spaced. Four twenty.. smoke smoke smoke smoke
@@Theshawnusgames OK, enough!
Aw cool, my uncle is a sciencenomics graduate too.
the fact that I laughed at not one, but TWO _Deez Nuts_ jokes in the year 2020, is a testament to the genius of DaThings
I can't believe I haven't heard "Feel at ease. Feela deez nuts" before
I don't think these end-credits YTPMVs get enough love and acknowledgement as they should. This one was awesome!
5:00 and onward got really hilarious! SIMPLY WING IT!!! Believe me it will give them somethin' to talk about! Good luck!
5:15 the consent fairy
5:39 destroyed me
This channel is the pinnacle of comedy. I’ve been crying laughing for hours.
"If the customer is bi, this leads to threeways." 🤣🤣🤣
Even if you're *in the middle* of your sales presentation
You should do more sources like this. It feels like watching a more family-friendly version of noisepuppet.
Were not talking about feet were talking about OCTO-CAMO
No, we’re talking about something else.
@@edslushie570 Mercedes Benz automobiles.
"Good point..Fully expose the customer without forcing them" I was dying hahah
The celery callback made me shed a tear 😭
The amount of sexual innuendo after the 5:30 mark is probably on the edge of TH-cam's ToS 😂
"Automobilership" "Machineconomics" "Sciencenomics"
I seriously think that DaThings should consider a career as an English language neologist/scholar, because those sound like 100% legit agglutinated English words!!
3:25 This man has haunted eyes, eyes that have looked out at the indifferent grey sea washing in and out, and where others see the mundane existence of a lighthouse worker and the cycle of the tides, this man sees the eldritch truth, that our sense of metaphysical stability is only skin deep, and that horrors of blasphemous abnormality exist just beneath the surface...this man's eyes have seen what no human was ever meant to see....
And that's probably why he's in a video about selling cars.
0:57 that was so smooth
7:04 didn't know the mercedes wanted the ***bendz*** from us bis
"The way you feel a sense of command behind the Wii Wheel..." (3:56)
My God, that beige 560 SEC. 😻
I'm uncomfortable with the energy created by 4:52 an onwards. 😂😂😂
"............................. Now let me add some words."