Heisenberg's science lesson

Deleted scene from Breaking Bad Season 2

[@WalterWhite-pw2zc]

Damn, I'm good

[@AALewis-kj8de]

**tips fedora**

[@poobertop]

A. A. Lewis
Fuck tipping it, take it off.

[@AALewis-kj8de]

*****
Could you kindly stop bullying me before I report you for violating Reddiquette and get you banned from TH-cam? Yeah I thought so. So shut your mouth before I send Le Reddit Armie after you.

[@poobertop]

What's Reddit? Is that one of those web doohickeys?

[@AALewis-kj8de]

*****
Reported you as well. Enjoy your bans gentlemen, or shall I say, douchebags.

[@francescomei-lartenelleman777]

And that is how I made 99.1% pure mayonnaise 😎

[@TabBuddie]

What's the .9%?

[@francescomei-lartenelleman777]

@@TabBuddie his finger

[@TabBuddie]

@@francescomei-lartenelleman777 oh God, the sweat the cells all make .9 of it oh god

[@unusedaccount2590]

@@TabBuddie unpure mayonnaise

[@confusedjay717]

@@francescomei-lartenelleman777 kid named mayonnaise:

[@mattacostaguitar4048]

Jesse and Walt are the vegetable oil and vinegar, meth is the emulsifier

[@zachl3763]

and the mayonnaise is... DEATH

[@SNOREOFF]

huh, this makes a lot of sense. Nice one :)

[@hypnos2794]

Acutally no, the emulsifier is the need or want for money, and the meth is the mayonnaise.

[@castroh8r]

SNOREOFF with such great writers you need to assume they don't just make scenes like this (or any scene) without a purposeful point

[@jaelie8398]

And the money is the mayonnaise... the result

[@The4Tifier]

It’s cool how Walter becomes a better and more enthusiastic teacher by becoming a drug dealer (I.e. having a fulfilling life outside of work).

[@clarkX100]

Passion can bring out the best in everything you do

[@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758]

This is a deleted scene lol

[@cwg824]

This is the first time I see someone using i.e. correctly

[@filthypappy3568]

@@cwg824 Correctly stated should read,“That’s the first time I’ve seen…”.

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Its important to have a hobby outside your job

[@GanShannon]

*tuco tastes the emultion* MMM TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT

[@nonchefsaussy]

“Duke’s, Hellman’s, Blue Plate-whatever man, just keep bringin’ me that.”

[@lost852]

FuckinIdiot

[@Hassony523]

@@nonchefsaussy don’t forget who you workin fo 😠

[@heli0s101]

Not being able to spell emulsion definitely makes you a Jesse in this circumstance.

[@mikelor84]

BTW he presented the egg in the same pose as the time when he presented the big fulminated mercury chunk to Tuco and said: "this is not meth"

[@kartist2455]

I like how before the meth business, Walt was a particularly feeble and "by-the-book" teacher who tried to try his best to teach. Here he has a certain suave and showmanship with a carefree attitude. Walt clearly enjoys his chemistry when he's satisfied.

[@gabem3251]

And those kids probably learned a lot more during that period of time since he got their attention.

[@KadenFinity]

fr

[@CreeperXteo]

"tried to try his best"? REALLY DUDE??? STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR GRAMMER BEFORE I STRAIGHTEN IT MYSELF.

[@connorgolden4]

Am I the only who wondered how the kids might've reacted to finding out he was a badass drug lord.

[@heisen8640]

Imperialx Warlord me too

[@spitfire4sergi]

I think there’s a deleted scene where he runs into one of his former students at a diner (while he’s in the news and on the run), and it’s pretty tense. Don’t know where it is though, but yeah.. Wonder how they’d take it!

[@whewmancool]

So awesome

[@slofury]

Yeah especially that boy who made fun of him when he was washing his car.

[@Divine_R]

charlie Manson “OMG I soooo OD’d on your meth like, umm 300 times in high school, like yaaa totally Mr White!”

[@lomouche]

Imagine your favourite teacher turning out to be the most wanted meth producer in New Mexico

[@ATownMLH]

I would be proud

[@luigiwiiUU]

*in the U.S.A

[@encrypt609]

@@luigiwiiUU true

[@Daiin0]

@@luigiwiiUU *in the world! Not only did his product make it Mexico but also Czech Republic through Lydia

[@randoviewer9363]

I don't think we've ever seen a student that had walt as his favourite teacher

[@Stopitpls]

2:02
I do believe this is when Walter a White became Heisenberg

[@squidward9747]

Yeah me too YeH EXACT MOMENT

[@L_Lawliet1907]

Just stfu man, overrated meme

[@ahmadbilalmaster5292]

😂😂😂

[@Calebe311]

@@L_Lawliet1907 it worked thanks to the absurdity of the situation

[@JESUSLIVESAMEN]

The moment he becomes a sussy baka

[@FrostyBrewBro]

We need to COOK!! ......mayonnaise

[@irlrp]

As long as it's not vegan bacon

[@SamAx57]

pivotparodies :D you need buns, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, ketchup, and beef if you want to complete something good.

[@rudranshsharma7064]

Ayyyyy...we got the same profile pic

[@vineetverma6645]

Yeeee boiii

[@stickypoopoo8982]

JESSE WAKE THE FUCK UP WE GOTTA COOK BREAKFAST FOR JR

[@tankdogization]

I wish they had kept him as a teacher at least into season 4. Would’ve been badass to see Walts final form teach one chemistry lesson after the “I Am The One Who Knocks” scene.

[@killingmewillnotbringbacky9177]

he would have broken out the fulminated mercury for another demonstration.

[@jorts_master69]

@@killingmewillnotbringbacky9177 "Here, I am going to demonstrate what happens when I apply the right amount of mechanical energy to this fulminated mercury"

[@tangerinesarebetterthanora7060]

"I Am The One Who Emulsifies"

[@ZaligeBite]

@@killingmewillnotbringbacky9177 this is not mayonaise

[@JakTheLad]

This shouldn’t have been taken out... it’s a brilliant scene

[@Paraprax]

Whoa! Forgot this was a deleted scene on the DVDs. I've remembered it for ten years, as much as any other great scene from the show. I think seeing the class actually react with interest and joy to one of Walt's lessons is what made it unforgettable.

[@Literallyryangosling777]

Walt enjoyed chemistry but wanted to fuck mike ass so bad

[@danielgeronimo5538]

@@Literallyryangosling777 Walt enjoying living when it comes to chemistry? That seems about right here....

[@Literallyryangosling777]

@@danielgeronimo5538 it would show that avoiding taxes makes you a better person

[@danielgeronimo5538]

@@Literallyryangosling777 Breaking Bad is a drama show, not a PSA, if you think that would work for anyone, hence why it should send a wrong message then, there must be something wrong with you.

[@jgdsbf]

wish I had a teacher like that

[@jaelie8398]

I wish they'd kept the mayonnaise scene in the show. It'd demonstrate how Walt has become more confident as a result of what he's gone through, resulting in his science lessons becoming more well received by his students.

[@ShatteringKatana]

It's more like a parallel of him being introduced to the meth business

[@ryderwashington4199]

lol tf u mean, u do have a teacher like that but u too busy on ur phone and not paying attention. My teacher was way more entertaining and funnier than this.

[@keeperkai999]

Yeah, you can't really say that about the op, because you don't know him/her, so you can't know what situation the op is in for sure. However, I do know what you mean, like most people DO have good teachers and they just don't give a fk, even if most people actually had Walter as their chemistry teacher, they still wouldn't care. People expect education to be constantly like in the movies, "I need to be entertained to be able to learn", that's total BS, learning is hard work to make you a more skillful person, yes teachers can be inspiring and make it fun for you from time to time, but if you don't have a good attitude you'll never get anywhere in life, like did Bill Gates need any teacher to "enlighten him" to do what he did in computer science? no, he educated himself. People these days act like things in movies should happen to them ALL THE TIME, when the reason they can't learn is they don't value intellect, they aren't willing to do hard work and learn. The fact is they are entertainment junkies, and the only reason they think something is of value to them is by looking if it is of "immediate entertainment value" to them, in this case, this scene was entertaining, but right after the teacher did this thing, they'd go back to texting about retarded things to their "cool" friends while Walter explains in depth how the chemical process takes place, in the end they still learned almost nothing about chemistry, later in life the most they have gotten out of it was "oh, I think I remember my high school teacher trying to make mayonnaise while I was texting about the Kardashians to my friend, omg the Kardashians did this......"

[@khatack]

+Ryder Washington
Based on your grammar, I'd wager that your teacher kinda sucked. That or you sucked as a student quite a bit. Either way, it's painfully obvious that in your case, learning did not happen.

[@jamesgeorge7579]

So nice of him to be making instruments for the students

[@Ethorbit]

'Is mayonnaise an instrument?'

[@johnli25]

Yes Patrick it is

[@nomanaleft8124]

and now I know how to make mayonnaise. thanks walt!

[@gregorywilkinson5731]

I love the subtle subtext at the end of two things that usually have no business with each other coming together

[@AHK786PK]

I didn't think about it that way.

[@seronymus]

Complex proteins...

[@rexyaxy4314]

jesse and walter....

[@iyulien707]

They probably removed this because it's too peaceful, walt being a good teacher and every student actually pays attention to him

[@LTDANMAN44]

YA MISTER WHITE! YA SCIENCE!

[@BloodyFlowerFilms]

Bryan Cranston can somehow take anything that would be boring to a majority such as this subject and make it fun, easy to understand, and extremely interesting. Good acting, good writing, good editing, good everything. This show is perfect.

[@Zygothdarkknight]

Yeah

[@advaitmenon2667]

Actually even in the show there’s a very wide contrast between the teacher he was (rather feeble, unmotivated, by-the-book, rather awkward and methodical- and we all know all those traits amount to a whole lot of boredom and lack of attention in the class), before all the meth business and babysitting Jesse, and this scene (aka after his meth cooks), where’s he’s more carefree, happy, motivated and confident.

[@JohnDoe-lj3ph]

@@advaitmenon2667 damn, you just basically copied the above comment almost word-for-word. Nice one.

[@advaitmenon2667]

@@JohnDoe-lj3ph ???

[@advaitmenon2667]

I beg to differ but if you read my comment again, you’d notice 2 salient features of the main comment and mine - the main comment was on Bryan Cranston as an actor, while I was comparing the character sketch of Walter White as a teacher from season 1 to this season.

[@thekingofoktimes]

This experiment was a metaphor for Walter and Jessie. They had no business coming together and doing business but Walt's cancer and his subsequent need for making quick money acted as an emulsifier. This is brilliant writing!!

[@jogingeorge4885]

I always saw this as his two sides, his milquetoast life and his dormant criminal drive. (Another lesson after the chiral and non chiral bit that's a commentary on his own story)
But your interpretation is good too

[@cjon6898]

@Paulo Kogos There's ALWAYS a meaning to a scene when it comes to Vince Gilligan. It only takes intelligence (which you lack) to see it. Pathetic Paulo.

[@bingo4519]

Please stop.

[@ns7353]

And, it’s tasty.

[@thechicken1477]

@@bingo4519 you stop

[@moarbuttsecks539]

Funny how the first thing they teach you in chem lab is not to taste anything

[@cobaltstar_8281]

Well, he knows what he was doing. And this was basically cooking

[@JoseRodriguez-un2kc]

Does the mayonnaise come in blue?

[@SomeOneFromOFS]

Blue, pink, yellow, whatever just keep bringing me that!

[@trongvu86]

TIGHT, TIGHT, TỊGHT

[@dba6097]

Only in different kind of chemical process.

[@bricebricegb]

This is the moment Walter White becomes Heinz

[@AHK786PK]

Heinz-enburg

[@b1zika]

Screw the meth business go for the mayonnaise business Walt :D

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Mayo and coffee

[@Apollo-tj1vm]

"You ask me if I am in the meth business or the money business, neither. I am in the Mayo business."

[@maurijr10]

Apollo117 LOL

[@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869]

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens holy shit i didn't think you'd be here

[@asmith2406]

If only Walter White had been my teacher in high school............. how different a trajectory my life would have taken....(sigh).....

[@san709]

You would be cooking meth?

[@infernocanuck]

A teacher might inspire you, but they don't control your life. You don't like where your life lead, or where it's headed. Only you can change it. Don't blame anyone else.

[@braiesteanu]

a teacher might also destroy a passion :)

[@cobaltstar_8281]

@@infernocanuck unless you’re Jesse

[@Petey0707]

@@infernocanuck yeah environmental conditions mean nothing. spoken like someone whose truly privileged.

[@parsadolatabadi3965]

He is an actual good teacher

[@powercouch1845]

this is the exact moment vegetable oil and vinegar became mayonaise

[@konstantin9303]

Is this a met(h)aphor for Walt and Jesse?

[@RenegadeChain]

yes. gillighan wouldn't just put this scene here for no reason.

[@SpirusOfH]

well... it's deleted so I guess he didn't.

[@MrSailichisanga]

Now that..was clever Mikael.

[@ChesterStone]

Meth is the egg

[@JohnDoe-zh6cp]

ChesterStone *Money* is the egg

[@Astrophysics]

And today class we are going to make... meth

[@rithrius5384]

He could've sold that mayonaise recipe to Los Pollos Hermanos and made millions without becoming a meth cook.

[@DocMortsnarg]

I like how this could be applicable to almost every partner Walter White had. Jesse and Hector specifically.

[@NeonDystopiaZero]

Walter: What shall we use, to mix this beautiful liquid with? What one particular element comes to mind?
Walter: Hmh..? Hmm...?
Jessie: Ahh.... Egg.
Walter: Protein...

[@mikelor84]

please edit your comment: a protein is a molecule, not an element.

[@NeonDystopiaZero]

@@mikelor84 Please edit your existance

[@mikelor84]

@@NeonDystopiaZero oh come on I was just trying to help you out. that was a great comment, aside from that mistake

[@NeonDystopiaZero]

@@mikelor84 Aw sorry man, and thanks. I just wanted to keep the element part, because then it would had the protein word twice.

[@mikelor84]

@@NeonDystopiaZero nah, I apologize. it was quite petty of me, Hank level petty. "THEY'RE MINERALS, MARIE!!! NOT ROCKS"

[@randomgtafan]

bravo, vince
never has writing been so clever, so thought provoking, and so deep
it's like poetry

[@Auzzie015]

I feel like this is almost word for word something he would have got from a science teacher or professor. Not really his writing.

[@omnigon4]

whats so deep about it

[@firefox12354]

"Two things that normally have no business mixing, can. With the help of an emulsifier." Does that not remind you of any two people in particular

[@Maddolis]

Ahhh Sonny and Cher

[@firefox12354]

Now you're getting it

[@joaquinwaters1810]

Two things (a middle aged high school teacher and the drug cartel) that normally have no business mixing can blend with the addition of the right emulsifier (Walt’s cancer diagnosis and ego) can form an emulsion (Heisenberg).

[@yandereworshipper6963]

Imagine if Walter and Jesse made and sold mayonnaise instead of crystal meth.

[@ianrastoski3346]

I love the girl in brown. She's enjoying the whole lesson. Especially when he eats the mayo.

[@resonmon]

Jesse !!!! You can't just jizz on a cup and make mayo out of it !!!!

[@bakedbrownie69]

damn, the writing on this show is insanely good. bravo vince. this really got me thinking about how walt Mayo may not have become heisenberg if his circumstances were any different.

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

See what you did there

[@emanuelserban5339]

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[@emanuelserban5339]

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[@tangykombucha5558]

The kid should have asked if mayonnaise is an instrument

[@lungilungo9734]

Sucks this went unused, I think it’s a great scene. It captures the fact that Walt is starting to like making meth and along with it enjoying his teaching job more.

[@lukedaley17]

Before he became Heisenberg he wasn’t very enthusiastic with his teaching job. Now he’s interacting with his students. I wish they kept this scene in the show.

[@ibreathexcellence]

they don't "repel" eachother, the polar compounds just have stronger molecular bonds and hence have s stronger force pulling them together, that's why "like dissolves like". In other words, all molecules in that beaker exhibit positive intermolecular interactions with one another, it's just stronger between the acetic acid molecules rather than the triglycerides

[@billyhenerson2871]

This is probably the only scene where Walt and his students got along well.

[@tangerinesarebetterthanora7060]

What if instead of meth Walt made his fortune of off making mayonnaise and his iconic line would be "I am the one who emulsifies?"

[@Jacob-ir6zi]

I love this scene. I wish it was kept in the show.

[@jonniecharlestone6366]

*Students after finding out he's the Heisenberg*
"That's my badass teacher"

[@k1p59]

deleted scene because the groan when he ate it was so cringey it wasn't worthy of the episode

[@uploaded113redone]

yeah a whole classroom that doesn't know the 3 main ingredients of mayonnaise and is disgusted when people eat it is way too dumb for a show like breaking bad

[@k1p59]

CooterPatrol i know, for its prestine expectations

[@RYN988]

It is a good thing they deleted it.

[@k1p59]

yeah but it was in sync and very cringey

[@Malaneth]

Is that Zed profile picture?

[@omalleycaboose5937]

This is the moment Walt became Heisenberg

[@saihan7777]

Surface chemistry
Electro chemistry
Solutions
Matter
Organic
Blocks
Kinetics
Thermodynamics
Magnetism
ATOM
My man HEISENBERG

[@qasimmir7117]

I would actually like to have Walter as a teacher. He’s good at it, knows how to get people to think, makes it interesting. Shame he didn’t didn’t value it himself, I would love to do that job.

[@MartinGonzalez-br2fq]

This guy makes me believe that he knows chemistry..

[@joskidude]

This video should be called “Walt makes mayonnaise in class”

[@sammcamm8319]

Tuco: hey, what is that shit
Heisenberg: Mayonnaise, a little tweak of chemistry

[@ChristophGangrel]

I wish i had chemistry teacher like Walter when i was in highschool...

[@FernandoGonzalez-qv9hx]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[@tangerinesarebetterthanora7060]

No Jessie

[@holdenhartley5454]

This is the exact moment Walter White became Heisenberg. Gave me mad goosebumps.

[@lonestar6709]

A drug lord still has passion for his class.
Something strangely gratifying about that.

[@retracellgac8569]

The most psychotic thing Walter White ever did was eat straight mayo

[@Vincentlpp08]

Should've broke good and started selling really good mayo

[@ShadIbrayev]

So basically a lecture on creating a musical instrument. Thanks.

[@MorpheusRishi]

man, if he had been in my school, I'd never leave the lab

[@blastastacks857]

Walt and Jesse would not mix without the right emulsifier (meth cooking)

[@hing420]

Had walt been more humble and lowkey he would’ve really sustained his meth empire

[@thedarksideofthemoon9195]

so, you wanna cook crystal mayonese

[@Giannhs694]

imagine his students learning that their chemistry teacher run a meth empire :D

[@fairuzhussaini7301]

The mayonnaise must be respected.

[@lorddarkrai5753]

Admit it.No matter what he did , he still was a true professional in his original job and he's the teacher nowadays schools need but don't deserve because all the curicculums , timetables and most of the staff in these schools represent the regulations of a circus

[@sebastiancaris]

But you got one part of that wrong… this… is not mayonnaise

[@evancodsworth2]

Walt was an amazing teacher.

[@grandmastercadillac9052]

Maybe he should have sold his mayonnaise recipe instead of going into meth

[@leblanc3536]

This is when Walt became Heinzenberg

[@brendanmatelan2129]

Their reaction was great.

[@postjoking6229]

bro violated a cardinal rule of lab safety

[@R3fug333]

This is the moment when Walt became Heinz Mayo.

[@davids1854]

What if there's an alternate timeline where Walt makes mayonise instead of meth and becomes famous for his 99.1 percent pure mayo and eventually ends up parenting with Jessie Mike and crew to make mayo for Los Pollos hermanos.

[@jonm8218]

Saul Goodman is confirmed to be the eggs for Walter the vegetable oil and Gus acetic acid

[@mikehawk-yt5rv]

This is the moment oil became mayo

[@cyanrazorCel]

Symbolism of him tasting jesse's blood.

[@mr.nazareth4501]

Imagine this show was about Walter finding his place as a teacher while dealing drugs on the side, maybe even as a lighthearted slice of life series. I think that would be sick as fuck, tho tbh it'd probably just be like Malcom in the middle

[@METALMAN4Wii]

Rip Walt Jr's Breakfast.

[@xxChacaronXX]

Now I know why I don't like mayonnaise. It doesn't... mix with me

[@dperry19661]

I make this stuff called ferrous acetate to turn old-school vegetable tan leather black. You soak steel wool in vinegar. It takes several weeks. But when its done it will react with wood tannins and turn them black.

[@georgiohenderson5998]

Breaking bad was really about making mayonaise

[@AHK786PK]

Georgio Henderson you’re god damn right

[@amanwithnoname6687]

Before he was the danger...
He was the Mayonnaise.

[@larslemn4835]

*Tight tight tight*

[@yashmandla1234]

I'm just sayin if I knew my chemistry teacher was a meth kingpin I'd be too scared too miss a class

[@acvaticlifE]

So basically, a cooking lesson

[@mthwr]

240p are always great

[@Louis13XIII]

Walter White and Heisenberg are the vegetable oil and vinegar, frustrarion is the eumlsifier, meth is the mayonnaise

[@ekathe85]

I get it
The vinegar is Walt Jr. and the vegetable oil is breakfast and the egg is breakfast

[@danremixinc9485]

Walt cooked kick - ass franch

[@shiroimekuooniwa5110]

Always enjoy some extra breaking bad

[@pontimax2676]

The ads : My job is to make college easier

[@SuperSaiyanAl]

This is the moment Walter White became mayonnaise.

[@harrywatson2694]

actually a good teacher

[@Robertvorhies]

Representation of water, mixing with the oil in a Subaru WRX crank case

[@awanbiru-ride]

Sniff(the mayonaise).....tight tight tight, blue yellow pink, what ever man.

[@jessepinkman3108]

Walt is the oil. Jesse is the vinegar. The meth business is the egg.

[@lewisgarner5615]

1:04 Walter white became heisnegg

[@AliasSchmalias]

The reaction of the class at the end is the best haha