Trump Releases Statement on Sharing Confidential Information with Australian Billionaire
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- Seth Meyers' monologue from Monday, October 23.
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Say what you will about Biden being old, but i'm in my 30's and if I had to travel nine hours into an active war zone to give a speech to try to stop a war, I'd need a week of naps.
Same here.
If only he wasn't funding the side that's been bombing the other side and SUBJUGATING them for years. But yeah he's better than the alternative
His plane is nicer then any hotel you've slept at and free
60s
And I don't think I could handle just the trip. The war zone thing? Sure I'm down for that. Not much happens after 60 anyway. If you don't make it back?
Well at least you put forth the effort 👌
Along with walking into a mess left behind by Trump, but seriously if I can’t get enough rest for taking care of me I can only imagine how tired and stressed I’d be taking care of a Country-that’ll age anyone quickly.
Thank you.
Non American here, yes Biden is old, but Government is a team and his administration is one of the best you guys have had in a while, that's a fact.
Yep. They've been getting more than a few things done. [Thankfully!!!]
Hope things are going well in your part of the world!
ah yes, someone who doesn't acutally live here giving an opinion as fact love to see it!
@@lXedalinl because people in the usa have more fundamental opinions? I can look up statistics from anywhere in the world. But sure america #1, don't ever listen to others!
@@lXedalinl I wonder how many countries you've never been to you have an opinion about?
I’m old too, but not dead! Or cognitively impaired, like Donny-boy
My dad is 77 and retired. I think about his mortality all the time. Next year is never guaranteed. However, I could only wish that at 80 he would be as active as Biden is. Going out for walks and riding bikes. As long as he keeps himself healthy then everything is okay in my book.
I feel you. My mom passed a couple of years ago at the age of 71. But her husband was 20+ years older than my mom so he was in his 90s. But none of us know how many more “minutes“ that we have. Death does not respect age. I pray that your dad can keep it going as well🙌🙏🏾
@@intheshell35ifystay with him my dad died at 95 with dementia heart failure and a lung infection. It could have been covid it was right at the beginning of the pandemic. The week before he died the government set restrictions on the number of people who could meet . Me and My daughter were present when he died so we know he died among relatives. It does make us feel better. He also talked about the second World War and his time in the Royal navy it was one of the things he could remember
@@intheshell35ifyIn this scenario, I am the 68yr 52yr cig smoker that just expressed similar thoughts via text to my 35yr old daughter. She resolved the issue by blocking me!
I pray the same for my brothers. I'm a lot younger, worse health and honestly don't want to be left here on my own.
@@intheshell35ifyI understand and I'd say hold his hand and tell him you really need him to be with you in the present. Get him medical help. Whatever it takes for both of you.
I love it when a joke doesn't hit and Seth just leans into it. What a pro!
I listened to the Amazon joke twice and I can't honestly say I even get how the punchline relates to the setup. Is there some piece of information I've missed that connects them?
@@Swenglish Because Amazon previously got in trouble for not giving workers adequate bathroom breaks. Their fulfilment demands were so high that >70% of warehouse workers didn't have time to use the bathroom and were using bottles. So now they are trialing robots who don't need bathroom breaks.
@@Oshroth Oh yeah, that tracks. Would probably have worked better as a callback to a reminder of that fact snuck in earlier in the monologue. Unless there was one, in which case that's on me for not paying attention. I'm aware of Amazon being generally shitty to employees, but specifically that bathroom break thing was not in the forefront of my memory to immediately make that connection. It should have been, probably, but I guess I don't categorize my capitalistic dystopia facts by urinary or scatological references.
@@SwenglishJohn Oliver covered it if you're interested to learn more. I forgot which episode though...
@@tbrandy1405 I remember it now that I'm reminded of it. The punchline just didn't bring up the memory for me.
I enjoy Seth’s real time editorializing on his own comedy bits.
For what it's worth Seth I laugh my ass off at that Amazon- bladder joke... as an ex employee of one of their warehouses I felt that.
But what if the robot needs to take a memory leak or core dump?
Well Seth I personally appreciated the dig at Amazon for not letting their employees go to the bathroom lol
“It is not great wealth in a few individuals that proves a country is prosperous, but great general wealth evenly distributed among the people . . . It is the struggling masses who are the foundation [of this country]; and if the foundation be rotten or insecure, the rest of the structure must eventually crumble.”
-VICTORIA WOODHULL, FIRST WOMAN TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, 1872
Women are a smart bunch. 💙
@@stanbyme7874 Some.
@@StikibitsIf you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all - Thumper.
@@doloreshummingbird9413 Assuming all women are smart, is disingenuous, and being untrustworthy isn't a trait of a nice person.
Take your own advice...
Is taking 150 years and it's just thinking about crumbling due to the grifting economical political system of cheaters in charge
To get Trump in a van you'd need to offer him McDonald's
I think he has said he doesn't like dogs
@@geekishgir
Yeah, this. The puppy would be counterproductive.
@simgem Or KFC 😊
🤣🤣🤣
or pretty young, oh so young, women.
Trump is renowned for absolutely hating animals, especially dogs.
What you should have gone with was a burger, you know he'd waddle after that! 😛
This is one of the biggest narcissist red flags. Narcissists HATE animals.
To be fair most animals hate him as well
Use a 13 year old girl.
A big Mac and a smile.
I could see him toddling after a chicken leg on a string, like Lilo and Stich.
A puppy is not believable, tRump hates dogs and would kick a puppy thinking it was one of Eric's stuffed toys.
😂
He kick Eric but that would acknowledge Erics existence
My father, my father, my father, ...
That's why Biden's dog keeps biting everyone.
He can still smell the stink of Trump on SS agents and all around the white house.
I love when Seth breaks the 4th wall with his writers.
I’m sure that Trump hates dogs-even puppies-and he could not be swayed by their cuteness and friendliness. You’re giving him way too much normalcy.
It probably needs to be a girl and a bag of cash
He's the first president in some time to not have a pet dog while in office. I think that's all the proof you need.
@@michaeloftaoismHe has Melania, doesn't he?
@@michaeloftaoism Yeah, and he has a young boy at his age but he's never had a dog. Jeez, either have a heart or have a coronary.
I mean, I could understand he wouldn't like cats cuz cats know you full of S, but dogs love everyone. They don't know better.
@@ZondaFRoadster he's barely keeping that together. she renegotiated her prenup with him when he first got elected.
No one does Trump's voice and mannerisms better than Seth!
Nah Alec Baldwin but Seth does it more consistently
He is good, but not better than James Austin Johnson from SNL.
@@HeriEystberg we need bill hader to come back as gym jordan for a skit about the house vote
I think it's hilarious when he imitates Lindsey Graham.
I got to admit, 90% of all impressions of His Loser that come to mind are Seth’s.
“Mel! Mel!”
“Tears streaming… Down their faces…”
Biden's people need to use Trump's statement on sharing sensitive information in an ad.
Biden should just run the news articles of His Loser’s “success” since getting into office as an ad.
Absolutely agree with using Trump's ridiculous and dangerous and stupid comments pertaining to his discussing sensitive information as an ad! Great ad material for the Dems and great info for the prosecution on some of his pending criminal cases!!!
I suspect we will see a lot of things trump said and did in campaign ads closer to next year’s election.
@@LMM7880 and I’ll bet His Loser will whine and moan about how it is _unfair_ to use his previous words against him.
That Amazon joke was great - the sort of joke that isn't funny because it's 100% true and depressing as hell.
The media mostly focuses on President Biden age but Trump is no spring chicken either. The level of competency and achievements between the two men are night and day but they don’t talk about that. Sad.
I'm tired of the Biden age jokes, it's BS, plus trump is only 2 years younger. Also the puppy joke normalizes trump when in fact he hates dogs. It would seem that Seth has a trump mole on his writing staff.
Classic! Seth displaying why he is the host because he improvised after the final joke flopped (I thought the joke was ok). I enjoy his monologues.
It was a good joke, I just don't think everyone caught the relevance with regard to Amazon forcing its employees to work without bathroom breaks.
@@jonathanconnor7920I had completely forgotten that. Was looking for the explanation in the comments, thank you
I thought it was the best joke in the set by far.
That video clip of Mitch McConnell was hilarious
Happy National TV Talk Show Host Day Seth ❤
The joke about Trump being persuaded by a puppy didn't quite ring true to me. Like most heartless monsters, he probably hates dogs...
I'm posting in this comment a picture of Tr*mp's White House dog:
Cute, huh?
Donald Trump is the first person to hold the office of President without owning a dog since Andrew Johnson in 1869... he doesn't "probably" hate dogs... he literally hates dogs.
@@ericminch hahaha I imagine him having a bunch of caged, malnourished dogs in the White House basement that he would go visit whenever he felt sad, so that he could feel better by laughing at their suffering...
He very famously hates dogs
@@umchoyka He probably finds their unconditional love "weak"
Loved the bladder joke. It is sooo dark and TRUE.
Like the colour of urine when you haven't had a bathroom break all day.
It’s so much fun watching Seth enjoying this. He deserves it.
Trump walking with Melania on the beach is something that will never happen. Trump is more likely to bog his golf cart on the sand.
And then they trow him into the ocean thinking it's a beached whale
@@KonradvonHotzendorfThat's why Chris Christie closed off that beach in Jersey that day when he took his family there.
To avoid the possibility a group of people would roll him back in to the ocean!
Then again, he wouldn't be down at the beach...
It's full of water, big water, ocean water.
"Not many people know that!"
Unless he was “escorting” into the water…
Maybe hoping she will get hit by a windmill.
@@serinatang4184 🤣🤣🤣🐳
That Amazon joke was much better than the reaction you got from the audience Seth.
Seth, your show is one of the best parts of my day.
I want to know how someone loses their backpack with $12k in it.
I never find good stuff
3:04 TV Talk show host day, better known as *_Strike Force Five Day_*
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😂 5 yard penalty for carrying a gun 🤣
This country is ridiculous. I still can't believe Dump was even nominated in 2016
"He seemed like a nice person." Reminds me of when Bush fell in love with Putin because he saw his soul in his eyes.
(Sarah Palin voice) "How's that working out for ya?"
Trump is 3 years younger than Biden age wise but 75 years younger intellectually.
Five year olds are incredibly fast learners. Maybe you mean "emotionally".
I think you’re giving trump to much credit. There is no intelligent when referring to him. 😂
Yea boy he's sharp as a tack..He predicted Biden will have us in WW2 here soon..I for one believe him😂🤡
If either Biden OR Trump is elected in 2024, they will be the oldest person ever to be sworn in as President.
@@stevechance150 Yep. Biden WILL be the oldest and one of the best..Haters only have to look at the unemployment rate and then🤫
Trump Statement: Big guy, red hair, tears in his eyes said “Sir. I never understood how nuclear fast attack submarines work, how deep they can go, and how to detect them.” So I told that dummy everything because I’m a nice guy.
So true! He surrounds himself with smart, able and trustworthy humans.
Correction: Trump hates dogs, including puppies
I would like to press the like button more than once.
As long as you press it an odd number of times, press it as often and as much as you like.
Mitch is stuck in a slow time. Everybody is super fast to Mitch.
It's fun!
Where's the Sea Captain? We want the Sea Captain!!!!
I second! Arrrrr!🙋🏻♀️🏴☠️
Shhhhh! He'll hear you! Lol
No. No we don't.
I'm surprised none of late night comedians have talked about Trump poem called the snake 😂😂😂😂😂
That last joke was very solid but it was a thinker, I was looking down and didn't get it at first until I saw the Amazon sign and said "Yea that makes sense".
Happy belated TV talk show host day to you Seth and all of the other fun TV talk show hosts. 😊
“..in my defence the puppy was delicious…” - Trump
So Trumps defence on sharing top secret information to a foreign person is, that he does not know this person well but felt like that person is a nice guy? So, basically a random person? Does he understand what a defence is?
Pratt paid millions to attend dinners with him and Rudy so the real nice is the money that loser parted with.
Sure: it’s da metals spikes between him and da masses.
Enough with the old Joe Biden jokes. There are people out there who believe oldsters are useless. I'll say ths about Biden he may represent an old house but the lights are still on.
I agree! You can learn a lot from the grandma's and grandpa's.
Exactly. I don't hear anyone saying David Attenborough is useless, and he's more than 10 years older than Biden!
Amen, Sister! ❤
I agree, this is just encouraging an already spoiled generation that it’s fun to disrespect your elders!
I'd like the octogenarians to take their well earned retirements and allow the young generation, of seventy year olds, to have their turn running things. You wouldn't want an 80 year old surgeon, or an 80 year old Air Traffic Controller, but with 330 million Americans we can't do better than Biden or Trump?
the mitch mcconnell joke was gold star ⭐️
The bladder joke was good. The audience didn't get it, that's all.
What was the joke, that he was listing lots of body parts except a bladder?
😂😂😂😂😂 No blather? But it has a heart? Awww so cute.
Dogs wouldn't have anything to do with Trump. They sense evil.
... "next thing I know I'm in a van, treated very badly"...was funny, because he says stuff like that all the time, crying wolf over the most trivial stuff, but in this scenario he could actually be treated very badly...and learn what true suffering entails, as he has had such a pampered life. Was so funny picturing him being in that predicament, and him just saying that so casually "treated very badly" as he is known to do. Such a well crafted line there.
Wow. Thanks for explaining the joke.
Yeah.. around Halloween, the veil between this world and the Neatherhells gets a bit wonky, and messes with Mitch's connection to Pazuzu.... It'll clear up by December.
Correction - "no drawing wages" would be more important than "no bladder" for the Amazon robot, lol
When i find money in an old coat, i think I'm blessed. Imagine finding the money on the train.
When you find money in an old coat, it was your own money in the first place.
That's some great writing there: glad you folks are back at work!
Everyone bags on joe because of his age, and speech impediment, my dude, I am 29, and maybe I’m tattling on myself, but he’s more put together than I am. I’ve struggled with a speech impediment for years, and it sucks. For him to be as put together as he is, it honestly in my mind shows how sharp he is. I know a lot of people can’t understand that plight, but it’s like your tongue and your mind are communicating, but there’s a slight delay. There was a reason Obama picked him as vp
Seth, you are the best on late night tv.
I do love the meta commentary on how the jokes are performing... one of the best things to keep from lockdown..
Great monologue
The Footprints joke alone was worth my 👍🏾
1:35 “this was video by the way!” 😂 TY
Love the temperature joke.
CORRECTION: Australian Billionaire’s name is Anthony PRATT, not Pruit. (And he probably looked like Beaker from the Muppets when he was younger.)
So many positive comments it’s hard to see where he gets enough of them to do corrections. I do love corrections, though. But, clearly everyone loves everything he does. 😊😊
damn, seth was on fire this go round!
The graphic of the possible speaker reminded me of the Brady bunch or the Hollywood squares. Who is Betty White? Mr T, or dare I ask Richard Simmons? I have my guesses! Haha
A Hollywood Squares reference with no mention of Paul Lynde? Sad times are these
If you could just give confidential information to people who SEEM to be nice people, why bother having any kind of classification on information?
Dude I loved the closer haha you need me there for those. Ugh.
Usually I laugh so much! That chatGPT doesn't understand human humor. Real writers understand real comradery.
I've been robbed...
I wanted to see the graphic of McCarthy walking into the ocean.
You guys missed a chance to show the Putin clip where he shows how to properly handle a puppy.
McCarthy walking INTO the ocean? Makes sense. Devolution’s (and the modern Republican Party’s) Nth degree…
…one set of footprints…maybe doggo Commander was carrying them both?
The Scanton Flyer 😅😅😅
Can someone explain the robot not having a bladder joke? I really don't get it lol
Amazon is notorious for not allowing their warehouse employees and delivery drivers take bathroom breaks, monitoring their time when they do, and sometimes causing employees to pee in bottles or drivers to get caught going in the bushes during a delivery
Pratt is a ghoul… the bladder joke was weak 😂
Thats video by the way. Genius
The Heat Meiser!
this is the best late night show
I nominate that last one for a honorary Scollins surprise inspection joke
Missed opportunity here, there was a better choice over flyer. You see, back in my track and field days they called me the Scranton Scrambler.
@3:07 Seth, Steven, and Jimmy Jimmy John sounds like a soup, bread, and sandwich place.
... I'd eat at SSJJJ.
Why a puppy ? Better bait, bucket of chicken or a triple happy meal.
Excellent monLOLogue 🤔
Excellent monoLOLgue 🤔
Excellent LOLologue 🤓💖👏
Kevin walked into the ocean without a life jacket
Speaking of clips, a clip from the opening of "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin" could have been included with the Kevin McCarthy joke.
haha as a long suffering Mets fan I enjoyed that joke!
You could never lure Drumpf with a puppy. A Popeye's or Bic Mac ...
The last joke was great but it took me a few seconds to get it. not a good closer haha but hilarious comeback
"What bad people have a puppy?" - said the people who FAaFO'd with John Wick
I think the closer should have been trump and the puppy - I was dying
Jackal comment, that pencil you always pick up, you probably always call that a number 2 pencil, we in the UK call it an HB pencil . Why is it that I know that? Cos we get alllll the US TV mate 😂
"...what bad people have a puppy?"
Good question... I could only think of Muntz from Up but maybe people with more extensive film knowledge can name more😅
Bill Sykes from Oliver Twist both in the book and in all film versions.
I'm sad your crowd wasn't anti-capitalist enough to appreciate the Amazon robot joke. Also, my phone autocorrected a lower-case Amazon - CONSPIRACY!
I mean, the Amazon rain forest still exists for bow. It deserves more respect than the company ever did.
So the Australian guy's last name changed mid monologue 😂
Nice
I’m sure dogs hate Trump. They have keen instincts.
Seth does his show exactly like I'd like to do mine.
I do think it was a really good closer
Hey, in Texas, that's a 10-yard penalty. 2:58
The 5 yard joke 😅
It was good of Seth to show us a picture of the gnarly, grumpy Australian billionaire. But I don't understand why Trump says he looks like a nice person. Is it possible he doesn't remember and is just lying again?
The Pratts are a strange-looking family. You should see this guy's mother. Hairdo like a scarecrow.
His Loser mistakes beauty for competency, but also mistakes money for beauty.
As he just makes everything up as he goes along who knows?