Am Nigerian and have followed The Daily Show for about 5 years now online, although I miss Trevor Noah, im glad i have been able to get to know so many comic acts, i never knew, and i hope it continues for a while longer before a permanent position comes.
@@TheEverFreeKing I hear you, and understand that you believe you are funnier, and can do a better job, send TDS your resume if you have, so you can show how funny and better than Trevor Noah you are.
Oh no ! How could they do that to you ? I would have asked them if I could change the station . Then put the parade then football. The dog show anything but news.
I noticed the endless shrimp promo a few months ago. This time it was also take out. I went every week for a while. Told friends and family. Not shocked they lost millions.
So glad to be watching you on the daily show again Michelle! Love the cutting humor and remember you most for pushing the envelope of what is acceptable.
Look, we joke, but this is legitimately the best thing to ever come out of Jesse Watters mouth. Fox news needs to continue this all the time. Just this, nothing else. #LetJesseMakeLists
As someone who works in retail, the Fox headline that caught my eye but didn't get sound was "Why are grocery checkouts so complicated?" They aren't, you're just bad at it, impossibly impatient, or both.
They have to play to their Boomer audience. Not to mention the young Repubs who are terrible with technology because they were raised by religious fundamentalists.
No, they have become unnecessarily complicated. No one needs 2 adopt the patience of Job 2 deal with overly technical & manipulative, always attempting to data mine us, badgering us asking 4 non stop reviews & if we wanna donate endlessly to scams, modern world horsesh*t.
Trump dodges question over whether any past partners had abortions Asked by Maureen Dowd whether he was ever involved with anyone who underwent procedure, Trump replies simply: Such an interesting question Trump told Howard Stern, on air, that he "wished Marla would have taken care of it" He was talking about Marla's pregnancy with his daughter Tiffany.
Abortions are only acceptable when they have them, in republicans' eyes. A fascinating read is "The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion," although it is infuriating in parts.
This is because abortion is only about control over women, so bring the discussion where it belongs at all times. If life was so precious post natal care would also be promoted.
I think that this could become a new Thanksgiving tradition: Jesse Watters' endless rant to supplant Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant". Or maybe keep Guthrie's 18-minute monologue on the radio and Watters' sermon on television.
Yeah, I used to work at a bar close to downtown, and for a while the boss was doing a free appetizers buffet during happy hour, and put peel and eat shrimp on it. All the lawyers would hit the bar at 5 on Friday (the day we did it), and be piling MOUNDS of shrimp on their plates while they drank. The boss finally realized he was getting soaked and stopped it.
I do feel like Ronny Chieng's pivotal scene in Shang Chi & The Ten Rings was the most important thing ever to happen in the history of Cinema. No one else could have said, *"Now take your shirt off"* with the skill Ronny exhibited. 🤩 (😂🤣😅)
Jesse Watters is SO brave! He's going the opposite direction of everyone else in his lane. Usually, they go from failed comedian to political puppet, but he's determined to go from political puppet to failed comedian!
He learned everything he knows from Gutfeld -- talk about the blind, leading the blind! Republicons don't have a funny bone in their body. And no, Jesse -- it's not the humerus...
Hutz: "And when you couldn't FIND another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant?" Marge: "...We went fishing (bursts into tears)." Juror: "THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!!"
Michelle makes me laugh out loud. Haven't done this since Trevor. I enjoyed a lot of the other hosts, especially Desy and Leslie, but Michelle killed it today
I appreciate how mature Michelle Wolf is for changing her volume and cadence from a scream comic to one more like this show is used too, cool, calm, witty, sarcastic, etc.
She's been on TDS several times prior to guest hosting and her delivery was more shrill than the delivery she gave most recently. It's a compliment and not many comics can do it. @@davidgoosen1633
A banger of an episode. Honestly the "Red Lobster, not talking about my ___" bit was pretty great. Ronny's support for marvel and wanting his own spinoff. The Jesse Watters ramblings. Side note, I think Michelle Wolf is the only woman in the world that someone could tell me she's black, or someone could tell me she's Irish, and I would believe them either way.
I usually just listen to the daily show and dont pay much attention to the video, but I had to watch this the whole time. Her delivery and expressions are gold
@@LoudAngryJerk Oh, I don't know, I'd say being cancelled. But the headline "Trump's "Moderate" Abortion Stance & Endless Shrimp Costs Red Lobster Millions" is pretty hilarious, I must admit.
@@bruisersdilemma354 Michelle is hilarious and a polished comic. Her sense of timing and delivery is top level. Her performance at the White House Press dinner is legendary.
Funny stuff, Michelle. Beautiful poise in delivery. Your hosting is refreshing on a grand scale. Keep the burns and satire targeted to those who need it most.
I remember watching an episode of the short-lived TV show, Millenium in which a main character trashed her home to music for the entire thing - or, rather, as much of the episode as I could watch before shutting it off. Waters reminds me of that.
There is no one on earth who carries more charm of Stewart’s daily show more than Michelle wolf.. give her the show so she can become the best news anchor on tv period.
I was in Oahu and I got handed a flier for Red Lobster endless shrimp. I laughed and said, I'm in Hawaii. Y'know? Home of some really great Japanese food, including the best sushi I've had in my life? Which begs the question, Why is there a Red Lobster in Honolulu? 🤔
It's for idiot mainland Americans who live in rural areas and boring suburbs of small cities, and are barely brave enough to go on vacation in another state. I was on a business trip with a guy in Chicago, and he wanted to eat at an Olive Garden. I said, "Are you effing kidding me? Do you know how many mom and pop and family Italian restaurants there are in Chicago?"
Thank you for that Red Lobster mental image. Thank Someone that I do not live in a country where I might have to run into a sign reminding me of that mental image…
Red lobster just shows that we are destroying our oceans. That was a lot of creatures being removed permanently. How is our planet going to recover from that much fishing?
It's not. The major capitalists have figured out they could promote conservation and stay wealthy or just go for broke and keep getting wealthier and the next generations not their problem. Really there's more than overfishing that's gonna make our oceans a cesspool pretty quick...C02 absorption is raining acidity which will in short order prevent shell formation anf collapse the entire ecosystem along with microplastics making fish toxic to consume long term as well as so many other toxins less publicized but just as bad. The more I look into it the more it seems like humanity is such a drain on the world as a whole that our civilization is progressing to a point of near collapse. When it gets close it will happen suddenly as all the problems from climate change to fossil fuel shortages to lifeless oceans goes from theoretical to endemic seemingly overnight Nice while it lasted😂😂😂
That FOX chyron "Why is the grocery store checkout so complicated?" is really for the oldest of old FOX viewers. Especially since grocery store checkout has been the same process my entire life. Even self checkout has been the same now for what? A decade or two? What are they even saying is complicated? "Paper or plastic?"
"You're just sloshing around out there like a human waterbed!"
This lady is hilarious.
She absolutely is. And I loved "Does the bus explode if he ends the story?"
I think her big break came on Seth Meyers show as a writer and performer, led to more things.
A watterbed
Old folks like me that have been on one really felt that.
Agreed
Remember when she did the correspondents dinner ? Fantastic
Yes!!!
That's the last thing she did until this moment lol
I loved it❤😂
Yeah and crazy how the company that fired her for it is now paying her to guest host
dern had to rewatch that
Evil David Schwimmer - nailed it 😂
And "face I see when I wake up at phi beta ki"
Am Nigerian and have followed The Daily Show for about 5 years now online, although I miss Trevor Noah, im glad i have been able to get to know so many comic acts, i never knew, and i hope it continues for a while longer before a permanent position comes.
I mean Trevor Noah wasn't funny but this woman makes him look hilarious in comparison. They both have atrocious opinions and bigotry either way.
@@TheEverFreeKing I hear you, and understand that you believe you are funnier, and can do a better job, send TDS your resume if you have, so you can show how funny and better than Trevor Noah you are.
She's not permanent? Too bad! She's hilarious!
Hi from Germany! 🙃
Thank you for highlighting Jesse Watters. I had to suffer through Fox News at my in-laws house for thanksgiving and I lost my mind.
Did you lose your mind at the rice inside the pudding? Or did you make it to the wet dog?
My condolences... What was the point of that segment!? WAS THERE a point?
@@KaritKtanait’s to highlight how exhausting and pointless Fox News is and what’s happening in the world.
I don't know, I'm pretty sure that you lost your mind once you walked into your in-laws' house. Watters just made sure you needed a straight-jacket.
Oh no ! How could they do that to you ? I would have asked them if I could change the station . Then put the parade then football. The dog show anything but news.
Michelle's comedy style is so distinctive IT CRACKS ME UP!
It's not too clear what you're trying 2 express.
She's da sheet!
And she looks fabulous
@@Cassius3745this is clearly a bot farming for something, notice how it replies to every comment saying it doesn't understand what they said
I noticed the endless shrimp promo a few months ago. This time it was also take out. I went every week for a while. Told friends and family. Not shocked they lost millions.
Endless takeout? So you pay once and they send more if you run out? Or you get to take your leftovers from the place?
So glad to be watching you on the daily show again Michelle! Love the cutting humor and remember you most for pushing the envelope of what is acceptable.
Props to Ronnie too! Go Marvel movie for whatever your characters name was ;)
7:58- For those who don’t know, Ronny played a bit part in the 2021 Marvel movie, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.
Yes and I also found it hilarious.
Hysterical start to finish. Loved it, Michelle!
Michelle deserves endless awards
For the first time ever Jesse spoke on something he knew about. That is his level, let's hope he keeps it up.
he is an inspiration to pointless dweebs everywhere. People who got beat up a lot in school used to beat him up.
Michelle Wolf killing it here! The Jesse Watters piece, classic! She'd make a great host.
Agreed, she would.
Michelle Wolf really should be permanent host. I'm sure she's already busy though. She's been great for a long time.
I love the way she shreds Watters
As a frequent red lobster patron. Now endless shrimp is $27.
I could eat both of the red lobsters.
@@roc7880This comment makes no sense.
@@Cassius3745 They're probably full of shrimp and aren't thinking complete thoughts.
Look, we joke, but this is legitimately the best thing to ever come out of Jesse Watters mouth. Fox news needs to continue this all the time. Just this, nothing else.
#LetJesseMakeLists
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It's Very Jesse #verydelta
Then when he finally wraps up his never ending story, he is required to eat Tide pods on camera. With that, we all win!
I would legitimately watch this show.
As someone who works in retail, the Fox headline that caught my eye but didn't get sound was "Why are grocery checkouts so complicated?" They aren't, you're just bad at it, impossibly impatient, or both.
They have to play to their Boomer audience. Not to mention the young Repubs who are terrible with technology because they were raised by religious fundamentalists.
No, they have become unnecessarily complicated. No one needs 2 adopt the patience of Job 2 deal with overly technical & manipulative, always attempting to data mine us, badgering us asking 4 non stop reviews & if we wanna donate endlessly to scams, modern world horsesh*t.
Except when they randomly tell me “assistant has been notified to assist you.” For what?? Assist me with what?? I was doing just fine!
I think they tend to be "complicated" for Fox people, in particular, because they're used to sending hired assistants to do that stuff for them.
Trump dodges question over whether any past partners had abortions
Asked by Maureen Dowd whether he was ever involved with anyone who underwent procedure, Trump replies simply: Such an interesting question
Trump told Howard Stern, on air, that he "wished Marla would have taken care of it" He was talking about Marla's pregnancy with his daughter Tiffany.
Abortions are only acceptable when they have them, in republicans' eyes.
A fascinating read is "The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion," although it is infuriating in parts.
@@kingayy9267Abortions are demographically convenient.
This is why I refer to them as all part of, "Fox (The Great White Hoax Russian State Sponsored) News!" Thanks Hanity!
Biden can’t even answer a question
This is because abortion is only about control over women, so bring the discussion where it belongs at all times. If life was so precious post natal care would also be promoted.
I think that this could become a new Thanksgiving tradition: Jesse Watters' endless rant to supplant Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant". Or maybe keep Guthrie's 18-minute monologue on the radio and Watters' sermon on television.
It's like the Thanksgiving version of Festivus.
Yeah, I used to work at a bar close to downtown, and for a while the boss was doing a free appetizers buffet during happy hour, and put peel and eat shrimp on it. All the lawyers would hit the bar at 5 on Friday (the day we did it), and be piling MOUNDS of shrimp on their plates while they drank. The boss finally realized he was getting soaked and stopped it.
When you can afford a stream of food for just $20, you'd take what you can get.
I do feel like Ronny Chieng's pivotal scene in Shang Chi & The Ten Rings was the most important thing ever to happen in the history of Cinema. No one else could have said, *"Now take your shirt off"* with the skill Ronny exhibited. 🤩
(😂🤣😅)
Jesse Watters is SO brave! He's going the opposite direction of everyone else in his lane. Usually, they go from failed comedian to political puppet, but he's determined to go from political puppet to failed comedian!
thats a great joke!
As an attorney for failed political comedians, I am deeply offended by this comparison.
He learned everything he knows from Gutfeld -- talk about the blind, leading the blind! Republicons don't have a funny bone in their body. And no, Jesse -- it's not the humerus...
Hutz: "And when you couldn't FIND another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant?"
Marge: "...We went fishing (bursts into tears)."
Juror: "THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!!"
Respect
Michelle makes me laugh out loud. Haven't done this since Trevor. I enjoyed a lot of the other hosts, especially Desy and Leslie, but Michelle killed it today
that fox guy was talking about his routine like he was Patrick Bateman
I love Michelle Wolf's presentation so much. SO funny, ohmygod... Thank you thank you thank you.
Jesse Waters trying to do his best Abe Simpson story, “Anyway, I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…”
I appreciate how mature Michelle Wolf is for changing her volume and cadence from a scream comic to one more like this show is used too, cool, calm, witty, sarcastic, etc.
She's not on stage she's in a studio
She's been on TDS several times prior to guest hosting and her delivery was more shrill than the delivery she gave most recently. It's a compliment and not many comics can do it. @@davidgoosen1633
Hard agree. Was done with all yelling. I get my yelling done elsewhere.
A banger of an episode.
Honestly the "Red Lobster, not talking about my ___" bit was pretty great. Ronny's support for marvel and wanting his own spinoff. The Jesse Watters ramblings.
Side note, I think Michelle Wolf is the only woman in the world that someone could tell me she's black, or someone could tell me she's Irish, and I would believe them either way.
She's such a great comedic writer, you can tell when she wrote the jokes!
"Roofie Magazine's man of the year," took me out! 😂😂😂
I usually just listen to the daily show and dont pay much attention to the video, but I had to watch this the whole time. Her delivery and expressions are gold
Jesse Watters droning on about his boring day is the result of Fox being barraged by lawsuits.
Check your status or register, make your plan and get out and vote!
That was outstanding, Michelle really completely cracked me up a few times - brilliant!
Greetings from Germany!
Michelle should be top of the list for TDS! Her vibe is exactly what’s needed. Really.
Like
+1
Funny when she pulled out that trophy, I was thinking that she just did the best impression ever.😂
She's killing it as host.
Ronnie, as usual, no notes.
for the rest of my life, i’m gonna be walking around, minding my own business, and i’m gonna bust out laughing “this one’s for jesus”😂😂😂
I've never been a big fan of Michelle Wolf; but dang, she is killing it. I don't think I've laughed this much since Trevor left.
Trevor was *not* funny
No more 'dang', that's over with.
Totally agree. This was unexpectedly hilarious! Great segment well put together!
Same here!
@cassius3745 Oh, thanks. Why?
“Does the bus explode if he ends the story?” DEEP CUT! 😂
I like how Michelle talks to the office!
YAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHELLE WOLF IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!! WOOIT!!! WOOT!!!!!
Hilarious. That red lobster joke was a HIT 😂😂😂😂
L😂L
Man, it is a crime Netflix canceled Michelle's show.... She is always hilarious.
Well, evidently she's not that hilarious, is she?
@@bruisersdilemma354evidenced by?
@@LoudAngryJerk Oh, I don't know, I'd say being cancelled.
But the headline "Trump's "Moderate" Abortion Stance & Endless Shrimp Costs Red Lobster Millions" is pretty hilarious, I must admit.
I love her, but didn't love the Netflix show that much. I would love her hosting the daily show permanently though
@@bruisersdilemma354 Michelle is hilarious and a polished comic. Her sense of timing and delivery is top level. Her performance at the White House Press dinner is legendary.
Funny stuff, Michelle. Beautiful poise in delivery. Your hosting is refreshing on
a grand scale. Keep the burns and satire targeted to those who need it most.
Bottom line. . . Michelle is naturally funny!
I think this was my favorite fill in so far, except for anything kleeper does which is always genius!
Yep, The Daily Show has upped their game!
So glad to see her on here, she classic and so funny.
Michelle is so funny!
Love her.
I remember that one time Jesse said something worth listening to…
Wait, wait, that’s NEVER happened! Ever.
Keep her as a permanent presenter. She's really funny and relatable!
She's not
"Does the bus explode if he ends the story?!" so funny
I’m sure I’m the only one who remembers The Break with Michelle Wolf but it’s great seeing her breaking down the news she’s funny af.
Really like the “Red Lobster” bit.🤣🤣
Got me thinking about going to Red Lobster and I do not even eat seafood 😂
I remember watching an episode of the short-lived TV show, Millenium in which a main character trashed her home to music for the entire thing - or, rather, as much of the episode as I could watch before shutting it off. Waters reminds me of that.
I lost it with the bus joke
Jesse Waters makes water? He is a human bucket of hammers.
I was thinking human excrement
Great show here. She’s an allstar. ❤️✨
Had me laughing so hard I was crying 😂
"White BET aka Fox News"😅
"It's like the Kool Aid man suddenly caring about walls. The damage has been done, man!"
There is no one on earth who carries more charm of
Stewart’s daily show more than Michelle wolf..
give her the show so she can become the best news anchor on tv period.
My vote for permanent host. She's so sharp and sarcastic. 😂😂😂
Yea Ms Wolf! You go, woman!
Michelle Wolf as permanent host please!!!!
Now I'm dying for some Red Lobster, hers
❤ Michelle. She is a comedic genius, a natural
Michelle is a treasure!
She goes further & has us cracking up
She is the best! My new favorite host and she should be the permanent one!❤❤❤
So happy to see her!
60 fluid ounces is nearly half a gallon! PLUS COFFEE PLUS GREEN JUICE?!?!?
Jesse LOVES to hear his voice. FOX "news": wet dog
"Evil David Schwimmer" 😅😅
Love you, Michelle Wolfe!
"...sloshing around like a human waterbed..." 😂😂😂
I hope they never stop rotating hosts. This was magic.
I was in Oahu and I got handed a flier for Red Lobster endless shrimp. I laughed and said, I'm in Hawaii. Y'know? Home of some really great Japanese food, including the best sushi I've had in my life? Which begs the question, Why is there a Red Lobster in Honolulu? 🤔
It's for idiot mainland Americans who live in rural areas and boring suburbs of small cities, and are barely brave enough to go on vacation in another state. I was on a business trip with a guy in Chicago, and he wanted to eat at an Olive Garden. I said, "Are you effing kidding me? Do you know how many mom and pop and family Italian restaurants there are in Chicago?"
Welcome back Michelle!!! GIRL- ur so freaking funny and smart
I love Michelle so much. Absolutely hilarious and spot on.
Timing, delivery, content- totally hilarious!
Michelle, Ronny and Roy are the best ❤❤❤
Ronny never misses.
So glad you are back girl.. you are funny!!!
Never seen Michelle Wolf before but I absolutely F-ing love her now! This chick is hilarious 🤣
This was excellent. HJs at Jesus camp got me. I feel like she's settling in and finding her groove - great host.
The koolaid man one got me 😂😂😂
🚧🚧But that orange cone...🚧🚧
The best guest host; let’s make it permanent!
Thank you for that Red Lobster mental image. Thank Someone that I do not live in a country where I might have to run into a sign reminding me of that mental image…
Wolf's second episode was like night and day compared to yesterday. So much more comfortable and polished.
Marvel spin-off with Ronny's character from that underground fight club in Shang-Chi? yes please
Ok Michelle, Dulce, and LESLIE rotating every week as permanent hosts let's GO
Yay! More Michelle Wolf!
I am obsessed with her. I really hope she gets the show
She had me at the ΣΚ joke. Chef’s kiss. Perfection.
This is comic gold
It has been a bit since I have laughed this much. :)
Holy shii, shes absolutely funny! And its hard to make me laugh,lol!
Red lobster just shows that we are destroying our oceans. That was a lot of creatures being removed permanently. How is our planet going to recover from that much fishing?
It's not. The major capitalists have figured out they could promote conservation and stay wealthy or just go for broke and keep getting wealthier and the next generations not their problem. Really there's more than overfishing that's gonna make our oceans a cesspool pretty quick...C02 absorption is raining acidity which will in short order prevent shell formation anf collapse the entire ecosystem along with microplastics making fish toxic to consume long term as well as so many other toxins less publicized but just as bad. The more I look into it the more it seems like humanity is such a drain on the world as a whole that our civilization is progressing to a point of near collapse. When it gets close it will happen suddenly as all the problems from climate change to fossil fuel shortages to lifeless oceans goes from theoretical to endemic seemingly overnight
Nice while it lasted😂😂😂
Michelle Wolf would be awesome as the permanent host!
Agreed
That FOX chyron "Why is the grocery store checkout so complicated?" is really for the oldest of old FOX viewers. Especially since grocery store checkout has been the same process my entire life. Even self checkout has been the same now for what? A decade or two? What are they even saying is complicated? "Paper or plastic?"
Michelle Wolf is great!! 🎉🎉🎉
Trevor has the best trump impression