Remember, if you have an irrational fear of spiders, you can fix it by moving to Australia! You'll still have a fear of spiders but now it'll be perfectly rational!
I have a spider living in the corner of my ceiling. His name is Jeff and he's been there for about a month now. Sometimes I catch fruit flies and throw them up there just let him know that we're buds and that I'm a nice landlord
I have a spider that's been living with me since like January and she's had three eggs throughout the time we've known each other. She's named "Proud momma". There's also a spider in my hallway that has a huge af web and that one concerns me.
Love your vids bro your hilarious, yet relatable. I used to have a decently sized wolf spider that lived in my window for two years, I would feed him flys that snuck their way in as often as possible, name was Spartacus and he was super chill. until one day he mysteriously disappeared and I realized he had either died or moved somewhere out of view. I was torn between sadness of a lost friend, and terror that he was still alive and plotting my death.
I used to have a huge wolf spider in my window too. One day it died and I was sad… Or so I thought, turns out it she had just molted and left behind her previous exoskeleton. So, what I thought was her dead, was actually her growing up and moving on with her life.
A few years ago, I went to a hotel in Queensland, and in my room, I saw a gecko. It was small and harmless, but I was young, and kept imagining that it would crawl into my mouth while I was asleep.
One time I tried to catch a spider in my room and it freaked out and started crawling towards my hand on top of the jar. Naturally, I also freaked out and dropped the jar. It broke, the spider ended up on the ground and next thing I knew, it was gone. I still think it’s in my room. Update: I found a spider of the exact same species in the vent on my ceiling this morning. I doubt it’s the same one, but I think the first one laid eggs. I lost it too.
So this was the reason why Thano wanted the infinity Gauntlet. It's a shame. It wouldn't of make even a small dent in the spider population of Australia. Could you imagine what I'd be like if you could hear them? About the same volume of a human walking?
as someone who lives in Australia spiders are generally normal size in the city and suburbs, but when in the country or basically anywhere that isn't full of people they can get very large.
2:50 Even those big ass spiders you can find in your house are completely harmless. Even if they bite you, which is completely unlikely (even if you hurt them). They wouldn't do much more than cause a bump XD
I live in Australia, and everyone else around the world freaks out about the spiders here. And to me, these spiders are literally roommates at this point, paying rent and everything.
I love how you literally just told a story about how one time you went to a “cabin”, there was a big spider, and you crushed it with a door. Such a boring story but your amazing storytelling makes it funny and interesting. Subbing.
I named the spider on my ceiling Jackie. I don't know if it's a he or s she, so I went with the most gender-neutral name I know. It's too high up to reach, so I just leave it be as long as no one gets bit.
God the whole "trying to kill a spider and having dozens of it's babies spill out" thing is probably one of the worst things that I can imagine. Not even because the spiders themselves are scary or whatever, but more because I'd be scared af that they'll hide all over my house and go into my bed or food or something
Now imagine having a fear of those things, and now you understand why "burn the house down" is not overreacting. Flea problem was terrifying even tho I wasn't scared of fleas, but spiders? New house please.
Omg saaammme. me and my friend have tarantulas and there was a daddy long legs in her apartment and we were freaking out when it got on her scooter lol
I live in Australia and there was a giant spider we sprayed it with the bug spray and it ran to the door and we opened the door and then a bird came down and eat it, it was beautiful
Something that personally scared me when I was younger was : I was trying on some old clothes, then I felt something on my leg, then my arm, it was a freaking SPIDER, it wasn’t a house spider either, it also escaped, so it’s probably still there ( if you didn’t guess it it was big )
I always put my trash away from my bed room but this one day I was very lazy and I was sure a cockroach would come in my room but I doubt that and then the next day when I woke up a fat cockroach appeared I was like f**** ! Ever since that day I always make sure there is not even a single crumb on my floor , desk , phone and on me . Yep I've learned my damn reason.
I saw one in my bathroom once, downstairs. I only use that one for peeing now, and use the upstairs one for everything else. Yeah, thats how terrified of spiders I am. also: theres a thin spider chillin in there right behind the sink too so yeah thats also g r e a t
I used to have two spiders who lived in the space between my bedroom window's glass panel and the window screen. I lived in Illinois right next to a pond and the mosquitoes LOVED me :( But that summer, I wasn't bitten almost at all. Loved those spiders but they died when winter hit, RIP
Stone Fields there was bush fires in Australia and my dad was chopping down a rotten tree with a chainsaw cus he volunteered to help from nz and after he chopped down the tree it smashed into the road and the ground started crawling
I'm pretty high right now (allegedly) and I just zoned out watching the little dude spinning for like 2 min at the end and it really tickled my brain thank you bestie
Whenever animators make videos about bugs and mention Australia, I feel directly called out. There’s at least 10 spiders living in my house and we can’t be bothered to get rid of them
They don't even hurt, though. I have never been bit by one. But I know for a fact for over 1 month, we had a massive spider in our house. They are everywhere in the garden, and they just make their way to the house.
I’m an Australian, and I live with a huntsman that I call kit, cause she’s always in the kitchen, I’m pretty sure she’s the grand shield of the last two spiders that lived with me She eats all the cockroaches, I love her. And I always make sure she is contained when the pest control guys spray the apartment so she doesn’t get sick. Spiders are great when you learn a way to live with them (but for me it’s mainly knowing that if she bit me I wouldn’t die)
Took me a while to realize you meant the spider species and not a hunter.. was very confused why you had a cockroach eating roommate with a fear of pest control
Had a similar situation. For a long time we had a huge huntsman that had set up under my bed. I like spiders so I would hold him on my hand and sometimes just see him on my wall at 4 am, But we couldn’t find him the day pest control, showed up to get rid of the termites in our walls. Turned out he died from the chemicals and I was super sad :(
Babies start emerging from the dead spider, from the door, from the floor, from outside, from your mouth, your entire neighborhood is filled with baby spiders, they soon flee towards the city. You sit cowering in fear back at home, a spider crawls toward you, do you smash it with the door again?
Me: *sees spider on floor. Leaves room to grab tissue. Comes back into room. Spidey gone.* Also me: *um yes 911 I would like to report a crime...yes it is another intruder.*
@@MrBrick-vb3xh !!! ? rr(°-°)\\ //(° ^°)\\ "Oh look, what a fascinating library. Yes yes, quite. Just look at that new hardrive! This is a lovely abode. Did you hear something?
When I was a teen living with my parents we had a backyard and a front yard... in both yards we had some really big weird trees called yuka and in the back yard where they were bigger and we had more and a bigger variety of plants there were a TON of spiders... big ones small ones everything... but the real horror would be the front yard where we had an other plant (forgot its name but it is the type that needs something to support it) which was over 70 years old (my great grandparents build it) and had grown to take over a third of our house... there lived what I can only describe as horror... a big green-yellow spider that had completely taken over our front yard... but one day I don't know how or why but that same spider found itself in front of my outside door turned upside down and trying to get up... that was the moment I knew I had to kill it... we had clear boundaries in our house... half for spiders where they can do whatever they wanted and half for us... so I took a broom... and the next day our front yard was filled with new spiders...
Remember, if you have an irrational fear of spiders, you can fix it by moving to Australia! You'll still have a fear of spiders but now it'll be perfectly rational!
This actually sounds like a solution.
@@seraphywang4638
It is a solution! Not a great one but a solution nonetheless!
I LOVE THIS COMMENT!
No thanks; I'd rather have a perfectly rational fear in The Midwest of spiders
@Joshua Landeros you son of a b-
When he inhaled the spider, I physically felt that, and hated it
Save deh spiderz.
I wanna let you know that I'd like your comment but I don't wanna touch the number of likes
Me too. I literally felt something catch in my lungs.
I've been feeling it in the back of my throat for the entirety of the video. It will only leave once I manage to forget. But oh no.
0:15 left me shaking
I have a spider living in the corner of my ceiling. His name is Jeff and he's been there for about a month now. Sometimes I catch fruit flies and throw them up there just let him know that we're buds and that I'm a nice landlord
Ah yes, Jeff
Does he pay rent?
I have a spider that's been living with me since like January and she's had three eggs throughout the time we've known each other. She's named "Proud momma". There's also a spider in my hallway that has a huge af web and that one concerns me.
@@speedartandmore Good to know that i'm not the only one letting them live inside.
So heee dosent try and become the landlord
Love your vids bro your hilarious, yet relatable. I used to have a decently sized wolf spider that lived in my window for two years, I would feed him flys that snuck their way in as often as possible, name was Spartacus and he was super chill. until one day he mysteriously disappeared and I realized he had either died or moved somewhere out of view. I was torn between sadness of a lost friend, and terror that he was still alive and plotting my death.
I used to have a spider in my window too and I was very sad when he died his name was Caspian I miss him and I’m sorry your spider died
@@gatorgames2021 likewise my friend, Caspian and Spartacus are in a better spider place now 💯❤️ shout-out to all the chill spiders out there
I used to have a huge wolf spider in my window too. One day it died and I was sad… Or so I thought, turns out it she had just molted and left behind her previous exoskeleton. So, what I thought was her dead, was actually her growing up and moving on with her life.
@@SAM-um8uj a plot twist I can get behind 🙌🏾
I have a spider named steve in my mirror, he's been eating the local ant population, and now he's a father!
I’m in Australia and only just realised that spiders bigger than your hands are not common like...anywhere else. Learning is good, guys!
Hunstman 😬
Same and I had 5 HUNS3NS IN MY ROOM AND TWO WOLF
You can train spiders like puppies
@@agoogleuser8203 they are so friendly, I held one it's the size of my hand and I fed it
@@agoogleuser8203 I legitimately find huntsman spiders cute...
This is why I always carry a door with me.
Me to
genius
I carry a knife but not for spiders...
(I’m not a murderer, I’m just very anxious)
@@BigGuyGarou well said
@@BigGuyGarou i understand
spider: exists
me: grabs napkin, attempts to kill spider
spider:
*you dare oppose me mortal*
Ducks are much amaze I'm sorry!
so tureee
Andre Chan if you kill spiders with napkins, you deserve to be terrorised by them.
Andre Chan perfect comment 😂😂😂😂
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A few years ago, I went to a hotel in Queensland, and in my room, I saw a gecko. It was small and harmless, but I was young, and kept imagining that it would crawl into my mouth while I was asleep.
thats what i always do
At least it wasnt a wolf spider lol
I have a pet gecko lol
Seeing a spider is scary, but if you lose that spider, that’s a nightmare
One time I tried to catch a spider in my room and it freaked out and started crawling towards my hand on top of the jar. Naturally, I also freaked out and dropped the jar. It broke, the spider ended up on the ground and next thing I knew, it was gone. I still think it’s in my room.
Update: I found a spider of the exact same species in the vent on my ceiling this morning. I doubt it’s the same one, but I think the first one laid eggs. I lost it too.
Sister Toes wow i REALLY hope it’s dead.
Spiders don’t normally live that long I don’t think
@@imber_3671 spiders can live also for 20 years
@@noghoulsintoronto I hope not, poor spider :(
"spiders are weak to doors"
Life advice to live by
I KNOW BUT SERIOUSLY YOU JUST HAD TO MENTION IT
@@lelelelellelelel9001 ....w a t....
I live in Australia and all you have to do is scoop it with your hat and yet it in the wild if you don’t have a hat smoosh it with you shoe
No it’s anything larger than spiders that aren’t alive and can fall on its side and crush it
@@Tyx1d sorry Granny, for the greater good.
*hits spider with a broom*
Me: did i kill it?
Spider: *Well yes, but actually no*
beautiful.
Relatable.
HOLY, HI 34 SECONDS AGO
you commented 34 seconds ago
Mystic s i c k o m o d e
As an Australian the thing you said about spiders here being 10 times the size of small children is 100 percent true
r u ok
“Wait spiders are smaller than doors”
Damn those are some big brains ya got there
Spiders and doors were enemies since the dawn of time
th-cam.com/video/04q4UsWZWG8/w-d-xo.html
Yes
But.. what if there are some that aren’t.
I immediately got a thumbs up and it was like 10 seconds after I posted this-
Okay, maybe the recommended section isn’t THAT bad...
Am I dreaming or is there no replies to this 1k liked comment...
Or is TH-cam trolling me
@@et6910 it is..
You two shush there sleeping
@@VerySillysocks Yay
I watched a small amine clip and for the next year I got “lewd anime” recommendations
My parents: Were going to be gone for the day
Me with arachnophobia: ok
Literally every spider in existence : allow us to introduce ourselves
there was a tiny spider literally the size of an unborn child's fingernail and when i was 6 i screamed higher than the levels of satan's fury
@Alfredo Sauce I don’t know how to react to that
YAY FREE FOOD
Sbdjsivdbsubddhdbd -mara da Pineapple's last words after being devoured by spider
@@planetz8559 I did the same
I just found this guy. His animations are fun.
Waffle at g4 pancake at g5 (if you know you know)
same
Finally, my favourite animator uploads 😩😩👌👌👌❤️❤️❤️
TheAMaazing what up maaz! You cool
Why do I feel like animators are always watching each others videos
I’m satisfied for him making an upload
Those emojis tho
*_e m o j i s_*
*whats the matta, mate?*
Congrats on 100k subs
hi
*Kakuna Rattatta*
Infamous Swoosh lol
Well hello there
me : *kills spider with a broom*
me : why do I still hear boss music
baby spiders :
Baby spiders: allow us to introduce ourselves
What did you just do to the poor spider mom?
Terrifying.
Nothing else.
Dorimme
Dude that literally gave me chills. AHHHHHHHHH
My Roomate showed me your video on ADHD today and then you got a Streamy’s award!! Glad to be a new subscriber :)
"I save spiders"
*brutally pulverizes it with door*
I expect more replies from this ;-;
@@biscuitlord2106 You're wish has been granted!
he *usually* saves spiders
Biscuit Draws Stuff ;)
OoF
I live in Australia, yet I have arachnophobia.
*please send help*
You are on your own
So this was the reason why Thano wanted the infinity Gauntlet.
It's a shame. It wouldn't of make even a small dent in the spider population of Australia.
Could you imagine what I'd be like if you could hear them? About the same volume of a human walking?
Move
Aquire a firearm
You now that lazarbeam lives there
"Im not gonna TOUCH that spider"
"LOOK HOW BIG IT IS"
"IT COULD KILL YOU"
"I HAVE A FAMILY"
Ice cream Sammich: **brave door sounds**
@Cristopher Cerritos ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
666 likes btw
#You know spiders only hurt you when you try to hurt them!
I will touch the giant spider
as someone who lives in Australia spiders are generally normal size in the city and suburbs, but when in the country or basically anywhere that isn't full of people they can get very large.
Agreed with the countryside, I live in a ranch out in Australia now and I’m still scared….
I’m glad TH-cam told me to watch this
Me too dude, me too.
Yea so am i
Same
Wtf is Bitzel doing here
edit: I meant Blitzel
same
*sees Nuclear power plant in forest*
“Cabin.”
Same
underated comment
that was a water tower
I knew that
*sees abandoned shack full of 5 people sacrificing a dog to the skies*
"Cabin."
My sister forced me to watch this. I’m happy she did because this is great! :)
CypherDen 😂 lel
I like cheese
It's nice to see how bigger TH-camrs support smaller channels
Le sub
CypherDen den
2:50
Even those big ass spiders you can find in your house are completely harmless. Even if they bite you, which is completely unlikely (even if you hurt them).
They wouldn't do much more than cause a bump XD
this very good. i like.
FootofaFerret yes
Who disliked?!!?
You are very good. I like
Comics & animations are very good. I like
whats next? "a brief history of ice cream sandwich"? heh heh
I live in Australia, and everyone else around the world freaks out about the spiders here.
And to me, these spiders are literally roommates at this point, paying rent and everything.
**Sees a Huntsman** Huh, it's not 'that' big
**Sees a Female Huntsman** Oh god! What is that?!
@@birdiemcchicken1471 You're gonna need a flamethrower
BAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS COMMENT
One like on your comment = 1 spider killed. Your up to 436 dead spiders now!! Congratulations! You've wiped out half the population!
@@caitlingrote8556 but they pay rent doe 😳
???: Knock knock!
Spider: Who's there?
Door: *THE DOOR.*
Falls on spooder
This is a very nice joke
you are very talented and thats why you have no girlfriend
@@tocav7685 awe man :(
asdfmovie joke but okay
"spiders are weak to doors"
Me who has many doors in my house:
MOM! HOW DO I UNHINGE A DOOR?!
You rip it out, then figure out how to hinge it back😂
In Australia the spiders aren’t big, there just deadly
Except for steve which I ride to school, but he’s friendly
oh no
Bahaha I love that-
I wanna meet Steve he sounds nice
How the hell do you ride a fricking spider?!!?
@@esckey123
It’s easy, you get a saddle, an oversized spider, some flies for bait, and boom.
I love how you literally just told a story about how one time you went to a “cabin”, there was a big spider, and you crushed it with a door. Such a boring story but your amazing storytelling makes it funny and interesting. Subbing.
True
Thus the reason I will never be a TH-camr 😅😂
am like number 666 >:3
I would like but i don’t wanna change the like number: 666
"The more you do it, the easier it gets."
Just like murder.
River Stewart oooooookay
Pretty much everything that needs skills gets easier the more you do it.
yeah it actually is! and you know the better places to hide bodys after the others get found!
Or tax evasion
0.0
1:08 this actually made me subscribe
Why did youtube recommend this to me?
...
WHY DID TH-cam NOT RECOMMEND THIS EARLIER!?
ikr xD
same with me
SaMe! hahha
OMG SAMEEE
sammme
Title of the video "I usually try to save spiders"
This video "101 ways to kill spiders"
101 likes
🤣
But it says he's trying.... I guess?
Lol
Hotel : trivago
“And be thankful I don’t live in Australia”
Me: but it’s not that ba- SPIDER
There a spider almost 4-5x bigger thant that in Australia
Yup. Relatableeee T _ T
Ye ik... i live in Australia to T_T
Crystal Dimond Like Why Don't We yup... #SaveTheAussies2k19
Also they're extra terrifying over here because they drop Vegemite on your head
I named the spider on my ceiling Jackie. I don't know if it's a he or s she, so I went with the most gender-neutral name I know. It's too high up to reach, so I just leave it be as long as no one gets bit.
God the whole "trying to kill a spider and having dozens of it's babies spill out" thing is probably one of the worst things that I can imagine. Not even because the spiders themselves are scary or whatever, but more because I'd be scared af that they'll hide all over my house and go into my bed or food or something
Now imagine having a fear of those things, and now you understand why "burn the house down" is not overreacting. Flea problem was terrifying even tho I wasn't scared of fleas, but spiders? New house please.
Having had this happen to me personally, yes. It’s one of the worst things one can experience. It’s a living, baby-spiders-everywhere heck. 😂
legit happened to me. scary af
This happened when I was at my grandmas house.
i would literally just start a fire to kill them all. Like, nope, not risking that..
Normal people: tries to save spiders. People who have arachnophobia: It’s vacuuming time.
I have arachnophobia, and for me I don’t know why, but small tarantulas are cute to me but, if they are huge? We have to move.
me with acrachnophobia: burn the house down
@@goldenfeather3687 Lol same 😂
i thought i was on discord and kt was that black bar thingydhdhhddhdb
@Travis Carnicella why
Me: sees spider
Me: guess i have to burn the house down
*Sees spider*
*Catches spider*
*Spider crawls away*
“Guess I have to burn the house down.”
Thats so me bro
That’s my sister
Yup.
You must be from the Athena cabin
When i see I spider, I'm just like, 'your my frien now :)' I'm usually very chill around spiders
If spider were that cute like how he draws it ;-;
//( 🕶)\\
Gray Philosopher :o
Fuck you
accurate way to depict a spider via text :
(;;;;;;;;)
@@anavi_6258 well fuck you to
Aren't you glad spiders don't form colonies?
FroyoHead Animation ever heard of the social spider
Garlic Bread OH FUCK
No, shhhh
What if they had hives??? Instead of webs
Pup Tart STOP
i feel insanely lucky for having a cat who is a bug killer.
MrMinion YT you have been blessed
MrMinion YT nice. I have a cat killer who is a bug
@@rukouJJ *jazz music stops*
I have 3
my cat just stares at bugs....and follows them around
I love this guy's animation and story telling so damn much😊!!
me: *loves spiders, has a tarantula, has brought a small spider to class before*
a daddy long leg: *exists*
me: wHo pUt yOu oN thE pLANeT
Weird...
Omg saaammme. me and my friend have tarantulas and there was a daddy long legs in her apartment and we were freaking out when it got on her scooter lol
*ME*
They’re legs are too long and it’s unnatural and is the only spider that completely instills fear in me
The bedt namo for a spider "daddy long leg"
0:15 the spider: why is everything upside down
man with cup: *welcome to australia, bud.*
The way it jumped to his head🙂..
Spiders literally move around upside down all the time, chief
@@quantumblur_3145 I didn’t know we had a scientist in the comments :0
@@quantumblur_3145 yeh, but its in australia
Let me translate that to Australian
pnq ʻɐᴉๅɐɹʇsnɐ oʇ ǝɯoɔๅǝʍ
I live in Australia and there was a giant spider we sprayed it with the bug spray and it ran to the door and we opened the door and then a bird came down and eat it, it was beautiful
and then the bird died because of the bug spray
Jk
Kawwai.potato Hi Then everyone in America stood up and clapped.
Australia doesnt exist?
Dinosuar Lover what
Dinosuar Lover Just like Wyoming
Something that personally scared me when I was younger was : I was trying on some old clothes, then I felt something on my leg, then my arm, it was a freaking SPIDER, it wasn’t a house spider either, it also escaped, so it’s probably still there ( if you didn’t guess it it was big )
Burns house down
My dad:why is the house on fire
Me : I saw a spider
My dad: reasonable
More lile baby spiders
DAD in 2019:I will die to kill a spider
DAD in 2040: oh look a cute spider
😂
Damn arachnophobs
@Asiff Danial no
Spider: *get killed*
Cockroaches: *IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINEEEE*
My house in a nutshell
@@oracleoforanges8628 most insects is not a problem....but damn cockroaches
I always put my trash away from my bed room but this one day I was very lazy and I was sure a cockroach would come in my room but I doubt that and then the next day when I woke up a fat cockroach appeared I was like f**** !
Ever since that day I always make sure there is not even a single crumb on my floor , desk , phone and on me .
Yep I've learned my damn reason.
Lucky me don't have roaches
jesus they're like impossible to kill. it freaks me out. I jumped on one and it lived like WHAT HOW PLEASE JUST DIE ALREADY
*Spider has joined the game.*
Player attempted to kill spider.
Spider escaped unscathed.
*Player has left the game.*
100th like
Its been 5 years
@@Countryballguy-g6v crazy as hell
“We have to it all burn down”
Amazing :3
Me: *sees a bug anywhere, is paranoid of that area for at least an hour*
That is literally me and has been me for over 9 years
To true
The spider broom bit was eeeeuruurrhh
I saw one in my bathroom once, downstairs.
I only use that one for peeing now, and use the upstairs one for everything else.
Yeah, thats how terrified of spiders I am.
also: theres a thin spider chillin in there right behind the sink too so yeah thats also g r e a t
@kaythlyn lopez that perv
God I love your videos so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wuss poppin circle toons
YO
Tooooons
CircleToonsHD your amazin qwack
I smell a collab...
I got ad of Gordon Ramsay teaching me how to properly slice an onion.
*Watched all of it.*
Snazzy profile brøther
Nice
Sorry to ruin a perfect number
Did you learn how to mince spiders?
Oh my god ,did you try to cook after it?
I've been binge-watching your videos these past 3 days? i love you already.
TH-cam recommendations strike once again
Justin Y. Wassup home slice
Jesus Christ your everywhere
congratz 100k xD
I felt like I’d se you here if I watched this video again
Justin Y. | Yep.
*drops door on spider*
_YEAH!_
HEYYYYYYYYY WASSUP
**bows** my queen notice me
Kaylynn _0549
Huh..?
@@wynnpls **SHOOK**
Kaylynn _0549
Lol
I hate u
I used to have two spiders who lived in the space between my bedroom window's glass panel and the window screen. I lived in Illinois right next to a pond and the mosquitoes LOVED me :( But that summer, I wasn't bitten almost at all. Loved those spiders but they died when winter hit, RIP
**Other bugs exist**
Spider: I'm about to end this man's whole existence
Career*
@Cassie Butts r/wooosh
Cassie Butts OOF YA BEEN R/WOOSHED XD
Was gonna like this but you've got 69 likes
Nice
@@carolfrear9652 thanks
*_For once youtube's recommended section is useful._*
Yep found this there too
same
Yep same for me
Dan Acutt same
same
Scientist 1: This spider has long legs. Therefore it should be called Long Legs.
Scientist 2: hmm not kinky enough.
Best comment ever
Scientist 3(in other room):OH YES DADDY
*hmm not kinky enough*
😄💕
Lol
I've seen this before on Facebook 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Imagine an Australian walks in and says, "Sorry, I think I've forgotten my pet spider here."
Everytime I see a spider, I quickly grab the spray and drink all whats in it and hope I die before the spider touches me.
Rogers Animated lmao
Rogers Animated xD
Oh fair enough
Me too
...wait
*squashes spider thousands of babys scurry out* me: yep ima “accidentally” burn the house down:)
RELATABLE
Seeing it kinda made arson an option at that point
Welcome to a new episode off:
*"Let's get sued by an insurance company!"*
Stone Fields there was bush fires in Australia and my dad was chopping down a rotten tree with a chainsaw cus he volunteered to help from nz and after he chopped down the tree it smashed into the road and the ground started crawling
ThatOneKidYouKnow nuke
When he swallowed the spider, I was drinking hot chocolate. Worst moment.
F
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I feel bad for you-
Well the
I'm pretty high right now (allegedly) and I just zoned out watching the little dude spinning for like 2 min at the end and it really tickled my brain thank you bestie
Me: kills a spider
The baby's: *woke up Chris breezy*
Oh dear god. Underrated as fuck comment lol
Thousands of baby spiders waiting to avenge their mumma
500 like
Okay 500. Thats more like it.
Emmanuel Luongo 666 likes *owo*
4:02 when my one and only smart braincell solves a math problem
I'm a mathematical genius
then you don't remember how you solve it 😂
Lincoln WILSON lol
Whenever animators make videos about bugs and mention Australia, I feel directly called out. There’s at least 10 spiders living in my house and we can’t be bothered to get rid of them
We have heaps of those teeny tiny ones. Sometimes we get a big one and I’m just like DAD SAVE ME
You mean they can't be bothered to get rid of *_you_*
They don't even hurt, though. I have never been bit by one. But I know for a fact for over 1 month, we had a massive spider in our house. They are everywhere in the garden, and they just make their way to the house.
I assume they pay rent
when you name each of them tho
I used to take boxes and make entire habitats for spiders and keep them as pets. But i still never touched one.
I’m an Australian, and I live with a huntsman that I call kit, cause she’s always in the kitchen, I’m pretty sure she’s the grand shield of the last two spiders that lived with me
She eats all the cockroaches, I love her. And I always make sure she is contained when the pest control guys spray the apartment so she doesn’t get sick.
Spiders are great when you learn a way to live with them (but for me it’s mainly knowing that if she bit me I wouldn’t die)
I have a black widow living under my backdoor steps. 👍
Took me a while to realize you meant the spider species and not a hunter.. was very confused why you had a cockroach eating roommate with a fear of pest control
@@pineapplelollipop1074 dude what the fuck😂😂😂💔
YOS
Had a similar situation. For a long time we had a huge huntsman that had set up under my bed. I like spiders so I would hold him on my hand and sometimes just see him on my wall at 4 am,
But we couldn’t find him the day pest control, showed up to get rid of the termites in our walls. Turned out he died from the chemicals and I was super sad :(
Ice cream sandwich: “spiders in Australia that’s like 10 times the size”
*me an australian* yeah that sounds about right
I live in Australia too but the spiders aren’t even big.
facts
(Also from Australia)
Huntsman spider= B I G
I got bitten a bunch of times by spiders and ants
I read this with Sniper's voice from TF2.
Spiders: **Sees my house in the spring**
Spiders: *Its free real estate*
*I T S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E*
*Sees a corner in your house*
XD
*G O O D L U C K M A T E*
Thanks for the like guys
The spider: "Wow, this sure is a great place to vacation. Oh, hi, nice to meet you all. We're going to have such a good time here... OMG A DOOR!"
WHERE HAS THIS CHANNEL BEEN ALL MY LIFE ?
THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!! D:
HauntHunter I KNOW!!
HauntHunter IKRRRR
Kailan Campbell YOU RUINED IT YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY HYPER!!!!!
HauntHunter SAME!!!!!
Him: I try and save spiders
Also him: eats spider in intro
also him * b o n k*
Dude I found another slime rancher fan!!!
@@mamabear9467 yes! Puddle slimes are clearly their fave lol
you don't need to explain the joke
Haha
Hits spider with door
It was super effective
Babies start emerging from the dead spider, from the door, from the floor, from outside, from your mouth, your entire neighborhood is filled with baby spiders, they soon flee towards the city. You sit cowering in fear back at home, a spider crawls toward you, do you smash it with the door again?
Colonel Fanzipantzen yes, I don’t learn from my mistakes.
He's not a Pokemon
Plays Pokemon music
Uses Door
SmaaAAAAAAaaaash!!!
357 hp to the titanic spider
The titanic spider became tame.
YOU WON!!!
1075 XP for winning
i have held so many spiders, EVEN a HUGE FIGGIN JUMPING SPIDER! it was, CUTE
Ive held a few jumping spiders before,they are very cute
I love your art style, and the fact that you ACTUALLY animate. What a breath of fresh air.
TheApoke what do you mean by that
No, everything just kind of jitters around...
Plinko you literally have a Yokai watch Let's Play, you can't even say anything ;-;
@@obakeii3193 Why not? I don't understand why my content would affect this guys content at all...
Plinko you can't say things jitter around when anime literally does that
Me: *sees spider on floor. Leaves room to grab tissue. Comes back into room. Spidey gone.*
Also me: *um yes 911 I would like to report a crime...yes it is another intruder.*
Well I would flee ASAP
Yes, I would scream and run away, run far, far away.😨 🏃
i would already be on trivago finding me a hotel in china
Most spiders gone... they unusually stay still and won't move often if not disturbed...but that's somehow doesn't work with cockroaches
I LOVE IT 😂
It scared me when he inhaled the spider
I had full volume on
I basically died... this is my ghost... I forgot to delete my browser history...
@@HarryPotter-iz4jq wait, harry didnt u come back from the dead?!
Lemon Soda SAME
Am I the only one who imagined the spider in the thumbnail having a super deep voice?
Me: *drops a bread crumb*
Ants: * OI OI OI IM MOVING IN*
Once I dropped a bead crumb in a hotel
A whole colony moved in under my bed
Oh boy oh boy. I MOVED FROM MY OLD HOUSE BECAUSE I KEPT BREAD AND TOMATOS UNDER MY BED.then the ants came.
These stupid ants come in my house somewhere and there there’s a bigger population of spiders to eat the ants and it just gets eh until winter
Same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago 🤣
So true, I thought this only happens in our house
Me: I’m gonna kill the spider
Friend: No! Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Me: killed wiTHOUT HESITATION
friend: *NO*
Yep. Guess they deleted it.
@@skylar4602 thank god
Spider: touches anything i own
Me: HIPPITY HOPITY THIS IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY(✧✧)つ🗡️
@@MrBrick-vb3xh
!!! ?
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"Oh look, what a fascinating library.
Yes yes, quite.
Just look at that new hardrive!
This is a lovely abode.
Did you hear something?
Not stonks
Police: why are their shotgun holes in your walls and why is your ceiling broken
Me: I saw a S P I D E R
O
Police: Well then you acted appropriately, I apologize that we couldn't get here sooner...
@@Joecraft02 Rly funny!
I live with a spider under my bed. He still haven’t payed rent yet :/
*Uses hair spray on a spider*
Me: Yes! Did I get it?
Spider: N o p e! Thank you for making my hair beautiful!-
Me: *W e l l f u c k-*
hahahaha
I always use soap bc it’s too sticky and thick to move out of quickly
It will work if you use hair spray and a lighter ;))
Tori Artistic Marine daz black meme
Tinytigerstudios Xxx
Yep ;)
New twist on rock, paper, scissors.
Spider, human, door.
topsnek spider beats human, door beats spider, and human beats door?
1o1nah exactly.
Because aracnaphobia, slamming Doors on a spider and a human can open a door or use it to kill a spider
And the spider can go under the door stupid
What would the hand symbols be?
Spider: Hey what’s going on-
Ice Cream Sandwich: **Inhales**
Lol
OH NO-
*Dies*
lol *croaks*
THUMP
When I was a teen living with my parents we had a backyard and a front yard... in both yards we had some really big weird trees called yuka and in the back yard where they were bigger and we had more and a bigger variety of plants there were a TON of spiders... big ones small ones everything... but the real horror would be the front yard where we had an other plant (forgot its name but it is the type that needs something to support it) which was over 70 years old (my great grandparents build it) and had grown to take over a third of our house... there lived what I can only describe as horror... a big green-yellow spider that had completely taken over our front yard... but one day I don't know how or why but that same spider found itself in front of my outside door turned upside down and trying to get up... that was the moment I knew I had to kill it... we had clear boundaries in our house... half for spiders where they can do whatever they wanted and half for us... so I took a broom... and the next day our front yard was filled with new spiders...
she was probably eating the other spiders in her territory
thats how she got so big
It is called a orb weaver spider. They are known for their large complex webs
@@hastyhawkeye I looked them up and yeah the bigger ones probably were or weavers... Though I am not sure about the largest one... She was wierd
**sees spider**
**inhales spider**
**literally freaking dies**
the most painful intro
Phillip Peng ; Yes
I choked on my food when I saw the intro
*...*
Oh hell naw🤢😵
I would give the house keys to the spider and leave
Edit:I had a spider on my arm yesterday and it looked like I was having seizure
Rico Animations lmao
Saaaame
if I saw a big Australian spider I'd to the same
*or I would get a flamethrower and set the whole thing on fire*
Title: i usually try and save spiders
*Spider pops up*
First thing he does, eats it
XD
He tried the spider
He tried to save it for later.... couldn't resist...
XD OMG #litterilyme tesco meal deal
Diokdee Lim lol
@@edgeisloveedgeislife5439 lol
Most people: We should probably call pest control…
Andy: *D O O R*
What if the coins you found randomly on the bottom of drawers and and between cushions are actually from spiders tryna to pay rent
Holy fuck
oOo
omgg hahahah
*SHooK* while rethinking everything ever told about life
OH NO!
I'm just gonna pest control my house
I rather be broke