WHERE'S MY CAKE!? | Portal 2 - Part 1

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  • Let's do this again shall we? I really want that cake! I've only ever played Portal 2 once, so this will be really fun.
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15016

    Shoot an orange portal on the like button and a blue button on your fist and SMASH IT

    • @cyberiana_
      @cyberiana_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      But how hard!?

    • @marcushossack207
      @marcushossack207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      You good? Your clearing your throught a hell of a lot

    • @thecourser7072
      @thecourser7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Please dye your hair green again

    • @usmanashfaq6236
      @usmanashfaq6236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      What if i wanna shoot a blue portal with bob? Hmmmmmmm

    • @harleyz_clipz1123
      @harleyz_clipz1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ok

  • @HannahStarella
    @HannahStarella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5398

    Jack turning around back to the turret after they said, “I’m different” was honestly so pure

    • @Pritski
      @Pritski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Timestamp 18:34

    • @perilguardian4947
      @perilguardian4947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      with luck later you can save it :D

    • @octochan
      @octochan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I hope he rescues that one when he comes across it again

    • @sunshot02
      @sunshot02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I audibly gasped when that turret said that ;-; Protecc that little baby

    • @shazukiishtar2503
      @shazukiishtar2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      question is will he know that he can save em

  • @elijahmacfarland9000
    @elijahmacfarland9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6975

    My favorite quote in this entire franchise is "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." It never doesn't make me laugh.

    • @RICK-APEX
      @RICK-APEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      How do you get that next to your name

    • @neverevenwaso
      @neverevenwaso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      They're a member members get a little icon next to their name in the comments

    • @compostedhumanwaste
      @compostedhumanwaste 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Everybody needs to **slaps board** LAUGH

    • @wiktorwojtczak6008
      @wiktorwojtczak6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What a complicated way to say “It’s always making me laugh”.

    • @evulture3622
      @evulture3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I’d tell life to take the goddamn lemons back!!

  • @TheMrMister
    @TheMrMister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    After all these years, GLaDOS's resurrection scene still gives me chills. Being thrown back into a room with her suddenly, her slowly putting herself back together, the very calm way she speaks with the anger just barely underneath it all, all while the music builds. There's nowhere to hide, you just have to wait for her to collect herself then decide what to do with you

    • @calvindonnahoo2035
      @calvindonnahoo2035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      GLaDOS is one of the most unique villains I have ever seen

    • @saxinator143
      @saxinator143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Most definitely. Just that fact that she has no points of humanity in her voice, but still can show human emotions gives me chills

    • @drecknathmagladery9118
      @drecknathmagladery9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and then when she sees wheatly and discards him with very clear anger and annoyance at his very existence

    • @chromatic_fate7114
      @chromatic_fate7114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine having a port of Portal for VR. Now THAT is something I'd like to have.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chromatic_fate7114 I _would_ say that if it weren't for all the weird physics when going through portals (especially at high speeds), I would get such incredible motion sickness... omg no thank you lol

  • @BowieBrady
    @BowieBrady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    "You may have a minor case of brain damage."
    Chell jumps in surprise

    • @SonicSol06
      @SonicSol06 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is quite the bloody yeet. 🤣🤣🤣😂🙃🙂😐

    • @thecountercell-j2k
      @thecountercell-j2k ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@SonicSol06 wheatley, have you seen a human throwing you into fire? You just look like core from portal 1 that says cake recipe

    • @SonicSol06
      @SonicSol06 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thecountercell-j2k No. But a Human threw me in space. Not fire.

    • @ThomasRives-q8k
      @ThomasRives-q8k 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Serious brain damage

  • @m3lod552
    @m3lod552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Glados: youre garbage i was talking about you
    Jack: “Honeyyy im Trash”

  • @aurawarrior1367
    @aurawarrior1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1497

    I love how Glados says that she's above devoting her life for revenge for being forced to watch herself be killed over and over, but she's still super passive agressive about it, like how the first test she puts you in is "Seeing how test subjects react to being locked in a room with deadly lasers".

    • @conboi124
      @conboi124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly lazer

    • @Orangecatinahoodie
      @Orangecatinahoodie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@conboi124 not anymore theres a blanket

    • @GGmanlife
      @GGmanlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@conboi124 This is why

    • @GGmanlife
      @GGmanlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Orangecatinahoodie I love TH-cam

    • @jessmess7170
      @jessmess7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think that line was meant to be heavy handed sarcasm

  • @officiallyrandom2614
    @officiallyrandom2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3196

    The portal games may not be horror games, but damn just watching glados rebuild herself while Wheatley struggles to find the password is a new type of horror

    • @luke2max
      @luke2max 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      True dat

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Password must have been Potatoes...

    • @SorenN2011
      @SorenN2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @SorenN2011
      @SorenN2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@messyalien5164 true
      lol

    • @beansaresodelicious
      @beansaresodelicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@messyalien5164 its actually abcd

  • @caseydonleavy9255
    @caseydonleavy9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    Me: *Googles why I have a headache*
    Google: "you may have a very minor case of serious brain damage"

    • @calebbowen667
      @calebbowen667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Google sucks, it has no security. Use bing, firefox, Opera GX, or something else.

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@calebbowen667 firefox is not a search engine, and Bing sucks

    • @CatchBurning
      @CatchBurning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not to offend anyone but; Never mind the online search devices debate
      Hocus pocus joke in focus: it was good, Casey, had me chuckle 👍

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love your display pic

    • @galak-two-ya
      @galak-two-ya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FireFox is a browser, not a search engine, @@calebbowen667, and Bing is trash.
      Also, it ain't Google's fault, it's the dumbasses who lie on Google.

  • @burritodawgg
    @burritodawgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3815

    Jack: Is this a sexual thing?
    Wheatley: Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Wheatley: "Just say apple. Aaaaple"
    Chel: *jumps*
    Wheatley: "Ok that's close enough"

    • @memelord9659
      @memelord9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well Wheatley was designed to be a moron

    • @googles1000
      @googles1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks I needed a video quote to understand it

    • @tehanimeitor7947
      @tehanimeitor7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Philster Phildill You can still understand what they meant

    • @tehanimeitor7947
      @tehanimeitor7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Alexander the Praying mantisツ why so salty? iT's gAmE kNoWlEdGe

    • @otheooo
      @otheooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats name dyslexia

  • @charonreaper
    @charonreaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4071

    Wheatley: CATCH ME
    Jack: *catches him*
    The Game: 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡.

    • @evanschipull3102
      @evanschipull3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      And i love how wheatley just rolled off of his face after a few seconds and all you here is just "OW..."

    • @funniflow
      @funniflow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I love the mental image of chell looking up with wheatly stuck on her head

    • @kanghihihi
      @kanghihihi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @ThePerfectShadow ツ 17:43

    • @soudelnoop
      @soudelnoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Philster Phildill bruh

    • @fotinivasileiadou916
      @fotinivasileiadou916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Philster Phildill bruh

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I love that the Aperture facility prioritizes the last of its emergency power to running tests instead of shutting down the reactor and preventing the entire facility from exploding.

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean if someone is trained in tests, they’re good escaping an exploding building!

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@revilno I also hope that means they're good at escaping whatever hellish explosion absolutely devastates the area they need to get through to escape. Knowing Aperture, it's probably something that involves a lot of fire and will blow up half a continent.

    • @Jambo_Neo
      @Jambo_Neo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tsarfox3462 it’s probably lemon powered

    • @DoggosGames
      @DoggosGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently its a regular nuclear fission reactor

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DoggosGames I kinda figured it was. So let's partake in a hypothetical. What happens when the core melts down and hits all the water in the old Aperture facility.

  • @adamlantz7264
    @adamlantz7264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5368

    Jack, when you get to chamber 16 there is a turret behind a grate, immediately after the entrance. Hit him with the laser-cube and he’ll explode, letting you enter the vent. Have fun with the Easter egg it reveals! Please like this so he sees it.

    • @eclipse7157
      @eclipse7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What does it reveal?

    • @thefactspherefromportal2740
      @thefactspherefromportal2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@eclipse7157 An easter egg

    • @shrekevin7608
      @shrekevin7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@thefactspherefromportal2740 now now don't spoil

    • @Ballhandler_
      @Ballhandler_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A Guy With Applesauce i really want to spoil it tho im am SO TEMPTED

    • @Indian0Lore
      @Indian0Lore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Ballhandler_ its such a fun egg.

  • @ianshue2890
    @ianshue2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    Fun Fact: if you slow down Glados when she does that fast version talk in that one chamber, if you slow it down she says “and mythodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.” This is a quote that is said in Moby Dick

    • @Jet_The_Dragon_Hawk
      @Jet_The_Dragon_Hawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You can hear it if you slow the video down to 0.25, you hear it

    • @kobl-c6w
      @kobl-c6w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I only heard Hats off

    • @FNaFManiac
      @FNaFManiac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      moby what?

    • @SilverDragon_365
      @SilverDragon_365 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking for a comment talking about what she said sped up. 😂

    • @verified_tinker1818
      @verified_tinker1818 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@FNaFManiac Moby Dick, a classic novel. The first paragraph goes like this:
      _Call me Ishmael. Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, _*_and methodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can._*_ This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me._

  • @CyberChroma
    @CyberChroma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Fun Fact! The area you go through when you get the dual portal gun is actually the last test chamber from the first game! You start at the fire pit where you escaped in Portal 1 and work your way to the start! Right before the elevator, you can see the test chamber 19 screen!
    It's details like that that make this game what it is!

    • @sandra1328
      @sandra1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes that is so cool! I didn't even notice it until I watched a video of Portal 1 and 2 chamber comparisons! >

  • @Y2Knostalgia2000
    @Y2Knostalgia2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Valve devs when making glados had to be like: I want, sweet, anger, sour, and... A FUCK TON OF SARCASM

    • @spottedwombat7103
      @spottedwombat7103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And a dash of murderous intent

    • @braedonschultz1929
      @braedonschultz1929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup and they were like this is the game

    • @Pest123-y5o
      @Pest123-y5o ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @tamachan-hd8uq
      @tamachan-hd8uq ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@spottedwombat7103 more like several buckets

    • @Willardwood-p
      @Willardwood-p ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gabe over seeing the writing team be like
      “Ok but can we make her just the sassiest bitch in existence, im talking smoking aunt at the family reunion cant smoke in peace sass”

  • @ClaytonBTyler
    @ClaytonBTyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Robot voice in the beginning: "You have been in suspension for 50 days."
    Jack: "He said we've been in stasis for 50 years."

    • @himi7568
      @himi7568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was comment surfing for this exact topic. ( I thought I would see a lot more of these comments)

    • @ClaytonBTyler
      @ClaytonBTyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@himi7568 honestly, I did the same thing. Since I didn't see any, I thought to put a comment myself.

    • @halle7300
      @halle7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was looking for this comment lmao,, Jack was off by a few decades give or take

    • @sugoha_2548
      @sugoha_2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wasn't it 15 days even?

    • @danielrollins7426
      @danielrollins7426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never look at the comments. And then Jack has the audacity to change days into years boy oh boy

  • @jodie5808
    @jodie5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    Jack: * goes inside the elevator *
    Jack: “alright take me up”
    * elevator goes down *

    • @otheooo
      @otheooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that's named bipolar elevator/lift.

    • @user-yj8wz5je6f
      @user-yj8wz5je6f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

    • @Toastythetoast1
      @Toastythetoast1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jack's mind:... FUUUUUUUUU-

    • @pixelennio
      @pixelennio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@otheooo and thats named- HOLY SHIT NOBODY FUCKING CARES

    • @Somonyo
      @Somonyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GOING UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP
      *goes down*

  • @chasehartman1815
    @chasehartman1815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    “You have been in stasis for 50 days” Jack: so he said we’ve been in stasis for 50 years

    • @Lily-qb1xv
      @Lily-qb1xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chase Hartman Was gonna comment this lmao

    • @jilly0412
      @jilly0412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chase Hartman I thought he said 50 years to

    • @randomwitheramazements3772
      @randomwitheramazements3772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He corrected himself later.

    • @kubiborglar
      @kubiborglar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      15*

    • @andrix7777
      @andrix7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kubiborglar nope, it says "You have been in stasis for -FIFTY-days." in the subtitles.

  • @vincentmarcellino7183
    @vincentmarcellino7183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe." So she plans on reviving Chell to always use her. She DOES love Chell!

    • @terriljones3037
      @terriljones3037 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well, everyone else is dead, and she can feel life within the facility. But by the end, she definitely loves Chell.

    • @SonicSol06
      @SonicSol06 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even tho Chell never speaks.

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well, yknow, maybe. Or she wants to force Chell to mindlessly test forever to get back at her for making her relive her death over and over.

    • @terriljones3037
      @terriljones3037 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@midnight4685 r/whooosh

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@terriljones3037 No lmao, it's r/woosh, you spelt it wrong, and if a joke is that easily missed, there's nothing wrong with missing it. I was more replying to you than the original commenter, since you doubled down on the loving chell thing in a sarcastic comment.

  • @Nate2010
    @Nate2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2312

    The “I’m different” turret appears later on a thing leading to an incinerator. That’s when you can save it.

    • @luckyduck4088
      @luckyduck4088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The Ink demon yessss

    • @riboflavin1806
      @riboflavin1806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He must save it

    • @cowking1158
      @cowking1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The turret is a better companion than Wheatley

    • @ryanblack6919
      @ryanblack6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You can get a Achievement from that

    • @PapaJuan
      @PapaJuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Also he needs to make sure to hold on to it for a bit. There are special voice lines that come out.

  • @AidentSnyder
    @AidentSnyder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    When the turret said “I’m different” I almost cried.

    • @KaidatBoi
      @KaidatBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same here

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Theory that confirms it is different to the other turrets: it doesn't aim at you when you enter its line of sight, unlike the other turrets. Turrets in portal start aiming at you as soon as they can see you, regardless of whether there's glass in the way or not. They just don't start shooting until there's nothing blocking the way.

    • @bunadryl
      @bunadryl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 probably just one of the defective ones

    • @thegongoozler3374
      @thegongoozler3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      18:49 I have never wanted to hug a machine in my entire life more that this turret. :'(

    • @EeebyDeeby
      @EeebyDeeby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bunadryl nope, it's the Oracle turret, it's "defective" in that it can actually think

  • @TheLoginatoR
    @TheLoginatoR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2629

    GLaDOS: You're navigating these test rooms faster than I can build them.
    Speedrunners: That's...why I'm here.

    • @snowyyy009
      @snowyyy009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oh man, the speedrun by can’t even for this game is unreal. It’s so cool.

    • @koni4971
      @koni4971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it’s dreem time

    • @Rain0T
      @Rain0T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@koni4971 ah, yes, the cheater.

    • @karlcorey3411
      @karlcorey3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Speedrunners be like: that was an intense 15 to 60 seconds

    • @SorenN2011
      @SorenN2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rain0T he did not cheat

  • @thatonegreyghost3276
    @thatonegreyghost3276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    God the way Wheatly is animated, he's so expressive

  • @ameliadriscoll8634
    @ameliadriscoll8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "Hello? Im different." Omg that actually hit me in the feels.

    • @majin7585
      @majin7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amelia Driscoll why is there no comments on your comment whelp I’m the first (not a big accomplishment )

    • @peesicle
      @peesicle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shit, one hour late. I'm second

    • @surimonizarro9791
      @surimonizarro9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yall remember the song someone made for the turret?

  • @godalseif
    @godalseif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    awww the turret that saying "im different" honestly made me want to cry. god i hope theres a way to save that poor thing.

    • @crownclowncreations
      @crownclowncreations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You actually get a chance to save it from burning in a furnace later in the game! In exchange if you hold on to it, it'll reveal a bit of lore to you.

    • @Chicagocanine
      @Chicagocanine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There is a way later, you can save it if you pay attention when it pops up again.

    • @dreamweaver4183
      @dreamweaver4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      # turret lives matter!

    • @virgil2556
      @virgil2556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      there is once you get to the part where you escape, and your walking on the turret conveyor belt and if you pick him up, he’ll foreshadow some events in the future, so you can save him

    • @xthegamingninjax2361
      @xthegamingninjax2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those turret would be the death of me, I wouldn't be able to hurt them.

  • @deltajon4048
    @deltajon4048 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    One of my favorite quotes “well done. Here come your test results: you are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.” Never fails to make me laugh

  • @VampireJester
    @VampireJester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    18:46 The look on his face when he heard "I'm different." and the iconic line itself gave me chills.

    • @thatonenerd6223
      @thatonenerd6223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm different I have mudered hundreds of fellow turrets and humans

    • @thedingboat5827
      @thedingboat5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was sad the moment I heard that.

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    One of my favorite things Glados says is “You’re about to become the past president of the ‘being alive’ club”

    • @ranbooismyspiritanimal9366
      @ranbooismyspiritanimal9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *ha* *ha*

    • @cinderfoxx
      @cinderfoxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ranbooismyspiritanimal9366 I love the Skyrim reference in your username.

    • @Pixxeell___
      @Pixxeell___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cinderfoxx too bad they changed their name to something that a 4 y/o would say.

    • @Integrous_Melodies
      @Integrous_Melodies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Pixxeell___ nah go watch ranboo. Litteraly at least 50% of his content is a mood *not counting generation loss*

    • @Pixxeell___
      @Pixxeell___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Integrous_Melodies no. i most definitely will not. especially because you have Fnaf in your name.

  • @millennialking8409
    @millennialking8409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever."
    Sans undertale - I know that feel bro

  • @Virgilz_
    @Virgilz_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Imagine threatening someone with “I will emancipate your ear tubes”

  • @damusketeer
    @damusketeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    GLaDOS: "This next test involves turrets... Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck."
    JackSKEPTICeye: "Well. I'm gonna leave this episode of Portal 2 here."
    GLaDOS: **Surprised GLaDOS face**

  • @giannoandjarod2969
    @giannoandjarod2969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Wheatley: Stop panicking
    Everyone: * PANICKS*
    Jack: I cant get this off my screen.

    • @SuperBuildsInMC
      @SuperBuildsInMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You spelled panicking correctly, but it's you spelled panics wrong.

    • @giannoandjarod2969
      @giannoandjarod2969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SuperBuildsInMC freak almost got away with it , good eye

    • @SonicSol06
      @SonicSol06 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is bloody funny.

  • @__koksloks__4449
    @__koksloks__4449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    "you have been in suspension for 50 days"
    jack: So he said we have been in suspension for 50 years.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      IKR lol

    • @dallastexas1684
      @dallastexas1684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      its 15 days , not 50 days or 50 years

    • @conorales
      @conorales 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@dallastexas1684 it is 50 days it says so if you read the subtitles

    • @conniebowles5716
      @conniebowles5716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@conorales yeah

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i like how he turns on subtitles *after* that semi-important tidbit

  • @PlexusCaeruleum
    @PlexusCaeruleum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    When you realize that this game is nearly 10 years old.

    • @thecrowbarfoogle647
      @thecrowbarfoogle647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My god, really?

    • @PlexusCaeruleum
      @PlexusCaeruleum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yup, it came out in 2011, and it's now 2021. So it's been a while if you do the math.

    • @wheezingbisexual9957
      @wheezingbisexual9957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PlexusCaeruleum D a m n

    • @commandbaker3334
      @commandbaker3334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh its 10 years old now. I feel old now

    • @eriskhaos7311
      @eriskhaos7311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?

  • @frightenedgamer5081
    @frightenedgamer5081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    “If the laws of physics don’t apply in the future, god help you”

    • @mainstation1737
      @mainstation1737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      frightenedgamer LMAO

    • @abhiramcherukupalli
      @abhiramcherukupalli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @akid9675
      @akid9675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you for quoting I don't know how I could've gotten the joke otherwise

    • @huell8014
      @huell8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akid9675 no

    • @akid9675
      @akid9675 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@huell8014 ?

  • @Maya-bp9ls
    @Maya-bp9ls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Fun fact, the "fast version" of Glados' explanation is actually a line from Moby Dick, "and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can."

    • @goatbonnie
      @goatbonnie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you slow it down to 0.25 you can listen to it.

    • @spicylizards4714
      @spicylizards4714 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *moby

    • @Maya-bp9ls
      @Maya-bp9ls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SPICYLIZARDS 34876 oops typo I changed it

    • @Elizik8888
      @Elizik8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best explanation for getting out of class

    • @spicylizards4714
      @spicylizards4714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Maya-bp9ls thank

  • @LargePotatoes
    @LargePotatoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Jacksepticeye: "I've only played it once right when it came out"
    Yeah right Sean, we all remember your portal 2 co-op series

    • @wiredmetalplant6125
      @wiredmetalplant6125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He means the single player mode

    • @playertwo4558
      @playertwo4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah i wanted to coment the same thing 😀

    • @GalSal
      @GalSal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just finished watching that!

    • @lukeyyw
      @lukeyyw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@playertwo4558 me too

    • @TheOneThreeFour
      @TheOneThreeFour 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're basically separate games. Is like GTA Online vs story mode it's a correct statement

  • @generalralph6291
    @generalralph6291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Back to watch this again years after the release. Didn’t even realize that you can see Cave Johnson everywhere in the environment. It plays smooth jazz to calm you down; just imagine a conversation where Cave solves the problem of test subjects panicking in the test chamber.

    • @mostlyghostie
      @mostlyghostie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The release? What release?

    • @ranbooismyspiritanimal9366
      @ranbooismyspiritanimal9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mostlyghostie The game's release

    • @thatlowqualityblaziken7005
      @thatlowqualityblaziken7005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So wait he wasn’t even dead? Or?

    • @generalralph6291
      @generalralph6291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thatlowqualityblaziken7005 What I mean is that most elements of the environment speak to a kind of rapid fire businessman approach to problem solving. Cave Johnson's personality is in the facility. Test subjects were screaming in a test chamber? "GlaDOS, remind the test subject not to scream! That's totally unhelpful."

  • @meccquest13
    @meccquest13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Jack: *praising how funny wheatley is*
    Also Jack: *Immeadietly progresses whenever Wheatley is around and missing all of his funny additional dialogue if you linger around*

    • @legomeaker101potato
      @legomeaker101potato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      him standing still for 2 hours would be the most boring lets play ever

    • @schnoig_
      @schnoig_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      legomeaker101 not at all when wheatley is there to speak.

    • @hanyougirl1991
      @hanyougirl1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      True, plus all the surprise goodies he's missed. But he's gotta keep the gameplay moving

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I personally wish he would but he doesn't want to bore his viewers so he kind of tries to get to the point of things

    • @meccquest13
      @meccquest13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@legomeaker101potato Im aware that standing around listening to hours of additional dialogue doesnt lend itself well to lets plays. I wasn't being serious when I made that comment.

  • @combineunit6155
    @combineunit6155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    B R U H
    Voice: "you've been asleep for 50 days"
    Jack: "I've been asleep for 50 years"

    • @jvcscasio
      @jvcscasio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Me in quarantine

    • @aaronnou2127
      @aaronnou2127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same dude

    • @commandertaco1762
      @commandertaco1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage

    • @stephenstokes3187
      @stephenstokes3187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me coming out of quarantine

    • @commandertaco1762
      @commandertaco1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @BrightyDude is any of this making sense to you? Any at all? Just say yes!

  • @uruigi
    @uruigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The murals that you see in the beginning of the game when you pick up the blue portal gun represent the history of aperture and portal 1. The first mural has scientists basking in the "radiance" of GLaDOS for it is their creation, then they get flooded by neurotoxin and you see them dying (except of course the one who made the murals), then you see a mural of you confronting GLaDOS despite her trying to offer you pleasantries to keep you in check.

  • @pandora0016
    @pandora0016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    38:03: can we just stop an appreciate how sean’s facecam flipped around when he went through the portal. props to the editor for that little detail.

  • @mikey_m114
    @mikey_m114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I’m so happy to see that Jack’s continuing this series! His playthrough of the first game made me so happy! :D

    • @bigmacpickle6750
      @bigmacpickle6750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @safkathass
      @safkathass 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      malaka

    • @officerdeath2195
      @officerdeath2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont Click My Icon Xd ok

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that he's introducing this glorious franchise to a new audience a decade later makes me so very HAPPY 🧡💙

  • @zombieslayer9304
    @zombieslayer9304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Glados: "yesterday I saw a deer"
    Me: yesterday you were dead

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ME: Now, I'm not trying to call you a liar, but you may have embellished that. Just a little bit. Also, yes, I am calling you a liar. That's the difference between 'trying' and 'doing.' You, GlaDOS, are a tryer. I'm a doer. One who does things. Until they're done.

    • @yusufrahman2294
      @yusufrahman2294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U edited this one hour after commenting what did u do wrong?

    • @PumpkinChild1302
      @PumpkinChild1302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had to see if anyone else noticed that lie from GlaDOs

    • @frozengolemgt9261
      @frozengolemgt9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Approved

    • @noone6991
      @noone6991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zom8ie5layer 117 but you have no idea of what’s day and what’s night in the facility. The room you’re in is pumped with something like adrenaline so you never know what time of day it is. So for all we know, GLaDOS actually could have seen a deer on the surface yesterday. Except it was just a lie to kill us with neurotoxin.

  • @tylertmm3977
    @tylertmm3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Sean : “take me up”
    Elevator : no... I don’t think I will

  • @Mossedepths
    @Mossedepths ปีที่แล้ว +7

    27:50 nice to see how you get so connected with your player character that you think you are feeling the pain they felt.

  • @TheSneedking
    @TheSneedking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Glados: Has a grudge from you killing her
    Also Glados: Tried to burn you alive and kill you

    • @ark_knight
      @ark_knight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also not burn, just smoke. Neurotoxin.

    • @TheSneedking
      @TheSneedking 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listen, those details are irrelevant 😂😂😂😂😂 (jeez whose side are you on here)😂😂😂

    • @digitsstuff6521
      @digitsstuff6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ark_knight ? She does attempt to incinerate you halfway through the first game.

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheSneedking Gladdie, obviously. I love this bitch, I swear

    • @TheSneedking
      @TheSneedking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@starrypines590 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ivorymoonwolf4721
    @ivorymoonwolf4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "This is art. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art"
    Why did that make me laugh?

  • @dancingcarapace
    @dancingcarapace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I love how obvious Ellen McClain's joy is at being able to voice GLaDOS and the turrets again.

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Can't get enough of Stephen Merchant's performance, it's so gooood

  • @burners9554
    @burners9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    The song that plays after GLaDOS says she saw a deer is called: "I saw a deer today"

  • @insyder2259
    @insyder2259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Voice: "You have been in suspension for... 50... days"
    Jack 20 seconds later: "So he said we have been in suspension for 50 years"

    • @JonathanDoe0
      @JonathanDoe0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      15 days edit: sorry it actually is 50 days my mistake also I deleted all of my maybe offensive replies that were wrong

    • @yelazyy
      @yelazyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JonathanDoe0 50 days stupid.

    • @Justin-qb1yw
      @Justin-qb1yw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      stinky

    • @nziom
      @nziom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In acctuality ItS 50k years

    • @SmolYui
      @SmolYui 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justforme TowatchTH-cam it’s 50 , believe me I have memorised most lines in this game

  • @GregJonson
    @GregJonson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I've had a really tough day. One of those days when shit's constantly triggering you and the small inconveniences keep building up until you just curl into a vibrating ball of anger and try hard not to explode in front of everybody.
    So seeing 45 minutes of Jack playing one of my all-time top 10 games, that is _exactly_ how I need my day to end right now. Thank you for this. I know you always say that you're not really doing anything except yell at games, but just the fact that your videos and your personality are all out there is an anchor that keeps me and a whole bunch of other people grounded, and that's a wonderful value.

    • @sometimespocket8
      @sometimespocket8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hope your day gets better, mate!

    • @itsravt
      @itsravt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      take it easy Greg

    • @moakashi4457
      @moakashi4457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nothing but love here, brother

    • @Moonstarlit_Steph
      @Moonstarlit_Steph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really hope your day gets better. Things get rough some days, so be sure to take it easy!

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mood.
      I hope you're having a better day... there's always tomorrow to start again 💚

  • @tangerine_ren
    @tangerine_ren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Sean unintentionally killing that turret after saying "yes, buddy! I saved you!" made me cry laughing omg

  • @the_godbodor7026
    @the_godbodor7026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Wheatley: “I’m going to override the wall. Could get a bit technical.”
    Proceeds to ram wall with your room repeatedly

    • @S14M07
      @S14M07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He just riding the wall.
      “W-Wheatley-kun! N-Not there!”

    • @ark_knight
      @ark_knight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@S14M07 Been watching too much in the lockdown I see. Heh

    • @MAUSofGold
      @MAUSofGold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@S14M07 this is why humanity is doomed

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Wheatly.^^

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@S14M07 i love your sense of humor

  • @leoanimations4360
    @leoanimations4360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Jack: *jumps up with jump pad*
    Wheatley: ...and then he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen...

    • @imacommenter1255
      @imacommenter1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh my goodness XD

    • @ThatLadAndre
      @ThatLadAndre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *jump*
      .....HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A FUCKING PICKle man.....

    • @No-hj7lz
      @No-hj7lz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      into a potato*

    • @FleebMaster
      @FleebMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OMG DOES HE bruh I haven’t watched the whole video yet I’m only 6:26 mins through but if he does that’s funny as fuck I’m gunna leave a like on Sean’s video and on your comment

    • @FleebMaster
      @FleebMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      whoever liked my comment thank you

  • @tonyadair0754
    @tonyadair0754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Wheatley: Say 'Apple'
    Chell: Microsoft
    Wheatley: Close enough

  • @paxtonsievert5925
    @paxtonsievert5925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Why is the way wheatly says "Like, a proper manic" so satisfying

  • @djxafty
    @djxafty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Turret: hello?
    Me: i want to hug him pls i want him to be with me
    Turret: im different!
    Me: *immediatly starts crying*

    • @rthwip
      @rthwip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You can save him later in game. There is a conveyor belt going to a furnace. He is there. You can grab him and he will give some lore

    • @djxafty
      @djxafty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rthwip Aww Really? Im gonna save that little cutie Thank you for telling me

    • @dreamweaver4183
      @dreamweaver4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Turret lives matter

    • @OswaldM_14
      @OswaldM_14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When that turret exploded when he took it out of the fire room I was sad

    • @JustAGamerPerson
      @JustAGamerPerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I actually did this replaying the game. That’s how good of a person I am. Yes, yes, praise me.

  • @mysteriousowen5205
    @mysteriousowen5205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    I loved the part when Jack saved a Turret and it exploded in his hands

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Top 10 Anime Deaths

    • @boomboylags9236
      @boomboylags9236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He will be missed

    • @DMartinov
      @DMartinov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TsunamiGalaxy lucky guy, I read it during the initial ad

    • @swordattackonghoulsbossatr4287
      @swordattackonghoulsbossatr4287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seán's brain in that moment: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MYYY FRRIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNDDDD
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @cr0wk1llfanaccount96
      @cr0wk1llfanaccount96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      23:32 is really when it happened 👍

  • @GenericCatboy
    @GenericCatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “You just jumped. What you’re doing there is jumping” is the best most comedic thing I have ever heard and I love you Wheatley

  • @alexslab7658
    @alexslab7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The fact that in 2011 portal 2 has graphics this good is mind blowing.

  • @TENRAN432
    @TENRAN432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "You'e been in suspension for 50 days" thats got a whole new meaning now.

    • @TroffeGaming
      @TroffeGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it can you explain

    • @arcamira7918
      @arcamira7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TroffeGaming lockdown, quarantine

    • @JeremiahNotABullfrog
      @JeremiahNotABullfrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "In accordance with State and Federal guidelines..."

    • @TroffeGaming
      @TroffeGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arcamira7918 god I'm slow... Ty

    • @FellError
      @FellError 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg your pfp reminds me of something very bad

  • @oof_Hersheys
    @oof_Hersheys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    Everyone gangsta until the “different” turret comes out of the tube

    • @surelcrane3141
      @surelcrane3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I save the different turret every time I play this game, it just warms my hearth

    • @littlenightmaresfan4205
      @littlenightmaresfan4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      im different

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What do you mean "different " turret

    • @oof_Hersheys
      @oof_Hersheys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@adrawingprotogen2994 the one piled up in the tube close to where they go off the testing track

    • @BurritoUzumakii
      @BurritoUzumakii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@carrotandpeas it was in the vid btw, the one in the tube at the BEGINNING of the vid, and if u didnt complete the vid go to the comments after, thank you.

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    13:28 Those are important equations (and an inequation) in Physics, btw. The leftmost one (t = t_0/γ) is time dilation (γ is the Lorentz factor), the uppermost one is the time-dependent Schrodinger's Equation for a single particle of energy E moving in a potential V, the four bottom right ones are Maxwell's Laws (from top to bottom: Gauss's law, Gauss's law for magnetism, Maxwell-Faraday equation and Ampère's circuital law), the rightmost one is (probably supposed to be) the momentum of a wave-particle (substituting the energy E by the momentum on the RHS, which would yield −iħ∇ψ = pψ; the equation involving E would be iħ∂ψ/∂t = Eψ), the bottom left one is the time independent Schrodinger equation, and the middle inequation is Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.

    • @kodathehusky529
      @kodathehusky529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pedro Stormrage this needs to be shown to jack

    • @suvetum6763
      @suvetum6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He rarely watches comments so rip.

    • @allfoy
      @allfoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if valve actaually found a way to make portals

    • @metubestudios6977
      @metubestudios6977 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sienc

    • @dreamweaver4183
      @dreamweaver4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      P 0 T 4 T 0

  • @poppywoo842
    @poppywoo842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    something thats a true testament to thsi game is the fact that half the time in the video its just him gensuinely laughing at the comedy in the game not like exaggerated or anythign and showing how much he laughs just goes to show how funny this agme is

  • @BrandonBreakfast
    @BrandonBreakfast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    18:49
    Turret: I'm different.
    Jack : *in awe*
    Also jack: *tries to drop wheatley for the turret*

    • @SonicSol06
      @SonicSol06 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love that turret.

  • @cringe_ball8260
    @cringe_ball8260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    wheatley: "catch me! catch me catch me!"
    sean: "catch me! catch me! catch me!"
    me: "HMMMM"

  • @jayden622
    @jayden622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Everyone in quartentine: *dying of absolute boredom and stress*
    Jack: lmao okay so I plan to upload 7 times a day-

    • @l.a.5120
      @l.a.5120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      On god

    • @predated9958
      @predated9958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And we love it!

    • @XymonViktor
      @XymonViktor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OHHHH YEAAAAH!!!

    • @marp_625
      @marp_625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Corona for president 2021 that is even better than nothing, wow.

    • @gamezonehungary8512
      @gamezonehungary8512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its insane even for him

  • @systemdoesmusic
    @systemdoesmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "It's hard in isolation, alright? I'm not allowed to go outside 'n exercise as much as i'd want to. I've been trapped here for a _while._ Feels like a million years."
    Happy 13 month aniversary to our two week lockdown!

  • @thiesvanderkooij8421
    @thiesvanderkooij8421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    “Thats not a panel. Thats a crusher. We sell those too”

    • @DOOT_II
      @DOOT_II 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holmes vs. Moriarty. Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE! STAY STILL PLEASE!

  • @elizainfinite6325
    @elizainfinite6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Portal fans when they see this video: "Ah, yes, we have been waiting for this for 9999999999999999999-... Years.."

    • @soakyarchive8788
      @soakyarchive8788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not as much as we waited for the next half life

    • @yonasa851
      @yonasa851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@soakyarchive8788 and will wait

    • @Virtual2005
      @Virtual2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First time playing campaign

    • @F100cTomas
      @F100cTomas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@soakyarchive8788 and we will be waiting for Portal 3 for next 99999..99.........

    • @elizainfinite6325
      @elizainfinite6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@soakyarchive8788 Oh, man, Half Life? Valve can't count to three yet, so we're internally dead.

  • @portalfawn
    @portalfawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    When he was being called garbage I thought of "honey, I'm trash"

    • @comic12558
      @comic12558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portal Fawn lol

    • @ArtinVulpin
      @ArtinVulpin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its true...Im trash

    • @arachnachaoz
      @arachnachaoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im still a piece of GaRbAgE

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm still a trash bag that needs to be thrown out

  • @varik2622
    @varik2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This feels like a part of my childhood that never actually happened.

  • @SupaNova_365
    @SupaNova_365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Jack: “take me up”
    Elevator: down it is

    • @SupaNova_365
      @SupaNova_365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really I’m sorry I didn’t mean to copy you

  • @sparrowhawk7196
    @sparrowhawk7196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    38:03 I really love the little flip Jacks picture does, it adds a nice touch. Good editing Robin! (If it was you, not jack)

  • @ajoysart8397
    @ajoysart8397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Is no one gonna talk about how Jack is one of the people who actually managed to catch Wheatley on the first try

    • @racecarthedestroyer7192
      @racecarthedestroyer7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, jack didn't catch him first try, wheatley just fell on his face then rolled off

    • @NicknotNak
      @NicknotNak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The closest I’ve seen anyone get to catching him.

    • @ajoysart8397
      @ajoysart8397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@racecarthedestroyer7192 dare I say that's even more impressive

    • @racecarthedestroyer7192
      @racecarthedestroyer7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ajoysart8397 well all you have to do is stand directly under wheatley and wait til he drops

    • @rexana_rexana
      @rexana_rexana 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NicknotNak idk, I caught him.

  • @robzmbee
    @robzmbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NO THAT TURRENT BROKE MY HEART THE LITTLE "im different.." I AM ABOUT TO CRY

  • @absintheidk1073
    @absintheidk1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    When The Announcer said “The future starts with you” I said out loud “No, it starts with F” and I honestly don’t know why my brain told me to say that

    • @logda6836
      @logda6836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you think he said U and not You? Because it’s Future not Uture

    • @sm173r6
      @sm173r6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@logda6836 just so noone else does it "r/WoOOoSh"

    • @bonesfloodedwithdreams
      @bonesfloodedwithdreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well actually it starts with "F U"

    • @thedingboat5827
      @thedingboat5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Down ‘ere we say ‘uture so it does start wi U.

    • @thedingboat5827
      @thedingboat5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No offense to any country’s that talk sort of like that.

  • @kkanan
    @kkanan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Jack: Alright Elevator Take me Up!
    Elevator: Goes Down

    • @BALLBOY52
      @BALLBOY52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why is your pfp BABFT?

    • @yoink297
      @yoink297 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly

    • @beefinwiththatog9221
      @beefinwiththatog9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao was looking for this comment

  • @ClassyOctopod
    @ClassyOctopod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    “I miss Wheatley” irony at its fullest

  • @mushroomfish300
    @mushroomfish300 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    44:32 a cool little detail is that you can actually see the shed at the very end of the game in that little video

  • @jackbarber8458
    @jackbarber8458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    This is a message for Sean, When you see a convaorpelt with turrets you can get the different turret

    • @KoriandrOfTheStars
      @KoriandrOfTheStars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *conveyor belt bro 😂👍

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Koriand'r Of The Stars Lmao

    • @zeydaanthedragon4200
      @zeydaanthedragon4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KoriandrOfTheStars when you see the covaorpelt
      converpbaelt
      kong-pent
      convaorbobelt

    • @The_Burrito
      @The_Burrito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see you're going to have a lot to contribute to society with when you finally grow up. Stay in school, kids.

    • @jackbarber8458
      @jackbarber8458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zeydaanthedragon4200 I've Been Memed

  • @ruskah0307
    @ruskah0307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "You have been in suspension for *50* days"
    "So we've been in suspension for 50 years..."

  • @Stroodledoo
    @Stroodledoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I'm glad not everyone has forgotten about this game yet.

    • @r.a.d.runnertribute5958
      @r.a.d.runnertribute5958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This game is unforgettable

    • @timetraveler7
      @timetraveler7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's timeless

    • @Stroodledoo
      @Stroodledoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Raghav Mewar You right.

    • @josephdavison4189
      @josephdavison4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Raghav Mewar I haven’t played it and I can’t forget about it

    • @LynchtheFinch
      @LynchtheFinch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Immortal game. You just inspired me to play it for the 7th time :D

  • @slendergavan3588
    @slendergavan3588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Portal is just full of comedy gold with its passive aggressive and sarcastic quotes from glados.

  • @troystevens8195
    @troystevens8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Jack: I love Wheatley, he’s voiced by Stephen merchant who’s one of my favourite comedians.
    Me: I love Stephen Merchant, he voiced Wheatley who’s one of my favourite video game characters.

    • @Valhalla05
      @Valhalla05 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍

    • @WlwHylas
      @WlwHylas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okf

    • @DJ-hp2yr
      @DJ-hp2yr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can we get an absolute rip for wheatley

  • @atypical140
    @atypical140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Jack: is this the place I killed her? No, it's not.
    Me: ... yes. Yes it is

    • @linneaborggren3392
      @linneaborggren3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sydney Stafferton Hahah same tho! I Said it out loud

    • @ditt0422
      @ditt0422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sydney Stafferton wait... but wasn’t there an explanation explaining why it’s not somewhere? I looked it up a while back and the portal 2 GLaDOS is an entirely different design than the one from the first game. Supposedly the portal 2 version was supposed to be a backup body that folded up into one of the rings above the portal one version, but it was never able to fit so they just kinda hung it it a back room or something and left it there, which is where you find it in the second game.

    • @noone6991
      @noone6991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matnsmith Smith no, his AI was based off of the intellectual capacity of wheat, if wheat was sentient. That’s just my theory though

    • @maleman5481
      @maleman5481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ditt0422 woah thats pretty deep but kinda interesting

    • @Cruxin
      @Cruxin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ditt0422 It's the same room, and the same body. Valve didn't plan ahead and wanted a more expressive design for the second game. Canonically, it's the same body but it's a different model in game because Valve hadn't planned ahead that much when creating Portal 1. Theories like that do exist but ultimately it's just trying to make up for Valve's inconsistent design

  • @SpaghettiPaunch
    @SpaghettiPaunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "In case you were wondering, I'm still a potato"
    This proves GLaDOS is Irish

  • @NarinsCreativeCorner
    @NarinsCreativeCorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    16:30 Can I just say that I’m surprised that Jack is okay with this kind of puzzle when he has a fear of heights??

    • @C4R1N4
      @C4R1N4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      of course he's ok, cause it's a vidyagame, I'm scared of heights above 2m and did they flying levels

  • @Zedsuss
    @Zedsuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love Wheatley's reaction to glados saying chell killed her. "You did WHAT"

  • @mrgame8922
    @mrgame8922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Easter egg: if you look close enough on that wall where you break into the testing area, it says the docking station is 600 feet below where you were breaking in. :)

    • @aidyplays1013
      @aidyplays1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never knew the docking stations social distanced, oh, and they do it 100X longer than us!

  • @johnh1636
    @johnh1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    GLaDOS: kills all Aperature employees and tries to kill Chell in portal 1
    Jack: she's really not that bad
    Everyone: uhh, yes she is

    • @rainbowaxolotl288
      @rainbowaxolotl288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And she murdered them on Bring Your Daughter To Work Day. Or BYDTW. I've seen that abbreviation a LOT

    • @ltxansta3327
      @ltxansta3327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Still love her, though

    • @ltxansta3327
      @ltxansta3327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism She's got uncanny wit, for one thing.

    • @menthols4625
      @menthols4625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nahhh, she's not so bad. It's true she killed a whole bunch of people and their children, but... she's so funny and charming, so it's ok.

    • @ltxansta3327
      @ltxansta3327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@menthols4625 My thoughts exactly

  • @straightkiller2424
    @straightkiller2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "this is a docking station" *CRASH* "ok not a docking station" - wheatly

    • @rainbowaxolotl288
      @rainbowaxolotl288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MANUAL OVERRIDE on this wall

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      apparently wheatley cant read because it literally says that theres a docking station 500 feet below 💀

  • @justaweeb9813
    @justaweeb9813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    All turrets in these games make me sad, and the one that says "I'm different" legitimately brought a tear to my eyes, it's so sad

    • @ric0chetr1cky91
      @ric0chetr1cky91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love the broken ones that are smartasses

    • @sunsakuraa
      @sunsakuraa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr, they're so cute yet sad in this game

    • @realaroncuevas
      @realaroncuevas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry, we're going to see that turret again

    • @sunsakuraa
      @sunsakuraa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@realaroncuevas aweeee yeeeaaah

    • @coopersutherland8550
      @coopersutherland8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly that gave me some serious big sads. It is now meme time.

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Sean: *Plays the portal series*
    Everyone: **Happiness Noises**

    • @robertskinner446
      @robertskinner446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who knows? Maybe next he’ll visit the Black Mesa Research Facility. In Black Mesa

    • @cosmickitten1976
      @cosmickitten1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel obligated to subscribe to him for no reason, and I don't know why, help

    • @TheGreatAshenOne
      @TheGreatAshenOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **Happy intensifies**

    • @Garother
      @Garother 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could just say "We are all so happy and pumped that you play the Portal series."
      But every comment has to be in quotes today. As if people don't want to say it themselves. xD

    • @aglv7227
      @aglv7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I screamed " YESSSS!! "

  • @corbinperkins9346
    @corbinperkins9346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    " Well, how are you holding up, Cause I'm a potato."

    • @samuelconnell4609
      @samuelconnell4609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Irish Caroline Intensifies*

    • @aXYZGaming
      @aXYZGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The cake is alive

    • @TheMoonchild06
      @TheMoonchild06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "think you could strap one of those long fall boots on me and try to land on one foot"

    • @Mays_McMuffin
      @Mays_McMuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *clap* *clap* *clap*

    • @yellowdude9425
      @yellowdude9425 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm about to make your mechanical french fries

  • @CharlieMacland
    @CharlieMacland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:08 for some reason the way he said “bye blockie” makes me so happy