Untitled Goose Game (FULL GAME)

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  • It's time to GOOSE our way to victory. With out mighty HONKER and our beefy FOOTSIES we shall GOOSE our way to victory! Watch along as I playthrough the full game of Untitled Goose Game right now!
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  • @todds.4585
    @todds.4585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4265

    Mark: I miss Ethan
    Ethan: Stop telling everyone I’m dead!!
    Mark: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

  • @ruffrabbit894
    @ruffrabbit894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4446

    Person: *puts up no goose sign*
    Goose: This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!

    • @Coolconnie933
      @Coolconnie933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

    • @buboom1234
      @buboom1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Goose: "jokes on you I'm illiterate!"

    • @vinespaceyuri
      @vinespaceyuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *when you realize that the sign is a picture*

    • @nola83darl
      @nola83darl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vinespaceyuri *sniff* *snoff* I SMELL AN UNDERATTED COMMENT!!!!

    • @Bbknuckles
      @Bbknuckles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sign isn’t even there for me 😣😭😭 maybe it’s an Xbox glitch?

  • @TheSurrealist.
    @TheSurrealist. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

    Devs: “We don’t know why this game is so popular.”
    Game: Play as an unrelenting force of unstoppable chaos.

  • @pastel_moth_guts
    @pastel_moth_guts ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    The genuine grief and despair on Mark's face when he loses his ribbon is the closest thing to peak comedy humanity will ever witness

    • @kaldaraz
      @kaldaraz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I played it, And I was so annoyed when I lost the ribbon, I tried to get it again but I failed 😞

    • @Maximusprime0714
      @Maximusprime0714 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ITS NOT FUNNY ITS VERY VERY VERY SAD 😔 worse then when he left his bottle at the start

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3038

    Farmer: *reaches over fence to grab radio*
    Mark: "He's more powerful than Thanos!

    • @SuperTezzzz
      @SuperTezzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      28:52

    • @JA-vz1nl
      @JA-vz1nl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thanos: "Am I a joke to you..."

    • @SageSchispell
      @SageSchispell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To be fair the groundskeeper reached THROUGH the fence...

    • @daviclemons6910
      @daviclemons6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SuperTezzzz It's 28:35 then 29:10

    • @Kkinggg
      @Kkinggg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oxygen not included?!?!

  • @The17thScrub
    @The17thScrub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6344

    Markiplier: * plays every horror game imaginable*
    Also Markiplier: *gets scared of a gardening chasing him while he runs away with a jar of jam*

    • @mementomori1590
      @mementomori1590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      the first time he showed up actually scared me cause I didnt see any sign of him coming so it was just random

    • @weegeegaming2201
      @weegeegaming2201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Mark is that guy who gains strength from fear, so he gets scared only to strengthen himself!
      That's my theory at least...

    • @ULTRAGAMER2023
      @ULTRAGAMER2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yea

    • @ULTRAGAMER2023
      @ULTRAGAMER2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kars same

    • @ImmaGoDoDis
      @ImmaGoDoDis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @stoic Beetle Did you just correct this man on his grammar and then spell cocky wrong?

  • @demolition3612
    @demolition3612 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

    The goose did a little tail wiggle at the end, right after you put the bell down it his pit. I love how both the pit and everyone running after the goose with the bell implies that the goose has stolen that exact bell many times and they keep replacing it

  • @Cyprizz
    @Cyprizz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    That singing was magical tho…
    Literal chills

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13681

    Mark: *Singing the goose song*
    Marks neighbors: "Honey he's singing about geese again..."

    • @sesamele
      @sesamele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      "Ah shit here we go again"

    • @angryinternetperson6629
      @angryinternetperson6629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      "Outta my property, you goosy goose!"

    • @f3_mk332
      @f3_mk332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Oh wow, i'm the 666st liker 😂😂😂

    • @toastgames9028
      @toastgames9028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ha lol

    • @simonpeak5527
      @simonpeak5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yup

  • @kayliedz991
    @kayliedz991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3232

    “What is the scariest thing you’ve experienced?”
    *”a gardener almost took my jam”*

    • @sleepydean.
      @sleepydean. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A gardener coming after me!

    • @ibasket3045
      @ibasket3045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the scariest thing I have experienced is swamp sim shrek was horrorfying

    • @haydenwalker2647
      @haydenwalker2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      -Logan Sanders 2019

    • @vinayakahluwalia8573
      @vinayakahluwalia8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am scared

    • @tloz_games9261
      @tloz_games9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mark singing

  • @snuggles4shay
    @snuggles4shay ปีที่แล้ว +258

    “you can’t compare to my goose kaboose!!!!!!” would probably be a daily saying for mark if he were, literally, a goose.

  • @shannonrobbins59
    @shannonrobbins59 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    that little couple that gives the goose the flower is so wholesome

  • @Rahalimus
    @Rahalimus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6211

    In addition to "A Whole New Goose", Markiplier's 'Untitled Goose Album' will include such classics as:
    "Let It Goose"
    "Be Our Goose"
    "I Just Can't Wait To Be Goose"
    "I'll Make a Goose Out Of You"
    "Kiss The Goose"
    And many more!

    • @stupidratboii4452
      @stupidratboii4452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      underrated comment??

    • @99Chosen
      @99Chosen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      anti-social stardust Very

    • @-bluejxy3484
      @-bluejxy3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      OH I JUST CAN'T WAIIIITTT, TO BE GOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @outside8312
      @outside8312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I hate myself for understanding this

    • @spacechat2432
      @spacechat2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      And in addition to the album, you can get an extra song for just $9.99!
      Everybody Wants to be a Goose

  • @SpooxX
    @SpooxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2216

    "I will fight you to the death for this bell."
    *It was at this point that Markiplier truly embodied goose-itude*

    • @LazGato
      @LazGato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Has someone who has gotten in fight with geese before this is accurate. Just retreat they fight to the death.

    • @BlueFlagAlpha
      @BlueFlagAlpha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Piano Life honk and bonk battle

    • @AliceinDisneyWorld1125
      @AliceinDisneyWorld1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@LazGato A goose tried to fight my car while my boyfriend and I were just trying to leave a parking lot. It took us a good 20 minutes to leave because we didn't want to run it over, but it wouldn't stop fighting the car. Honking the horn and yelling at it did nothing, and we were both too cowardly to get out of the car because we feared it'd come after us instead. 😂

    • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
      @rockercaterrorencountered4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Remember: When in doubt, yeet the geese.

    • @D0NCH33T0
      @D0NCH33T0 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@LazGatoCanadian geese are still down here this month at my job, and every customer has advised that we just retreat. Many have received a nice present of stitches from these MFers who are NOT playin witchu ❤

  • @jakegodofmischief3691
    @jakegodofmischief3691 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this video. I absolutely love this. His adhd is full force and I love it.

    • @farideh4698
      @farideh4698 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same here - it never fails to cheer me up!

  • @idrop4978
    @idrop4978 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I love how many times Mark said "Goose" in every single sentence, it was pretty funny and iconic to the entire video! It's like it's own catchphrase for the video 😂

  • @luvrsick
    @luvrsick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6864

    Mark: i’m playing this,, in memory of Ethan
    Ethan: stop telling everyone i’m dead!
    Mark: i can still hear his voice sometimes

    • @baileymoon819
      @baileymoon819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      omg this gives me a great idea for a tiktok XD

    • @rueket
      @rueket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Bailey Boo
      no.

    • @cheeselord8451
      @cheeselord8451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wait what is that from why can’t I remember

    • @ladybugbee
      @ladybugbee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's like hanzo and genji from overwatch

    • @confuse1400
      @confuse1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@baileymoon819 NO

  • @pyschogambitable
    @pyschogambitable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4731

    How I imagine things in the -iplier household:
    Amy: *sitting downstairs with the dogs reading a book*
    Mark: (faintly) I'm a goooooose!
    Amy: *turns page* sounds about right

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I can picture that perfectly. Like it’s a scene from a book or movie

    • @Iamkrogan07
      @Iamkrogan07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nah bc from how mark talks about Amy it seams that isn’t the sort of person she is but idk

    • @xxllamaborrachaxx9374
      @xxllamaborrachaxx9374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Iamkrogan07 Honestly, you cannot really know what a person is like from what other people say about them. Just saying.

    • @rosie-rade2873
      @rosie-rade2873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I agree. It probably is kinda like that. Lol 😂

    • @polyanmon
      @polyanmon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      precisely

  • @cactase
    @cactase 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "you think that mercy is something that I even comprehend" is genuinely such a raw line and it came from a dude on TH-cam playing a game about torturing people as a goose

  • @thatweirdkid_345
    @thatweirdkid_345 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    "I'm a mighty goose, just look at my caboose. I'm a goose on the loose, so everyone better watch OOT!" is the line that never fails to make me laugh

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I still wish he'd ended it with "so everyone better VAMOOSE"

  • @oxygen4605
    @oxygen4605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4136

    If I had a nickel for every time I heard a “Whole New World” parody about a bird I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

    • @aksisarchonprime2335
      @aksisarchonprime2335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I see you are a memer of culture as well

    • @DanteofSparda5376
      @DanteofSparda5376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      - Phineas and Ferb movie reference detected -

    • @squshymellow4621
      @squshymellow4621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Goose

    • @rurikaunimoto
      @rurikaunimoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I would have fifty because of a weird friend... If we only include birds.

    • @pastelpinkanimations287
      @pastelpinkanimations287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      THERESAHUNDREDANDFOURDAYSOFSUMMERVACATIONANDSCHOOLCOMESALONGJUSTTOENDITTTTT

  • @heartthecat7736
    @heartthecat7736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    0:02 Lyrics: (solo markiplier)
    I can show you the goose, goosey goosey the goosey, goosing goosing and goosing on a magic goose ride, goose goosey the goose, time to fly with the goose, goose goose and the goosey on a goosey goosey ride.
    (duet with you and markiplier) a whole new goose, a new fantastic point of goose, no one to tell us goose, or where to goose, a goosey goosey goosey goose with you.

    • @diidimeh
      @diidimeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Brought a tear to my eye 🥺❤

    • @laylagipson8823
      @laylagipson8823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      actually started singing with him, very nice harmony

    • @heartthecat7736
      @heartthecat7736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      layla gipson i bet you sounded great

    • @cassiejahner3877
      @cassiejahner3877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@laylagipson8823 me too😂 beautiful

    • @pecheismm
      @pecheismm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I almost cried bc of mark's beautiful voice I mean he sounds like an angel

  • @ThatRandomGu7
    @ThatRandomGu7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The story:
    “The goose does this daily, tourments these people, and makes them go insane. This is signified by all the bells, and also the signs they have ready.
    Markiplier:
    DA GOOSE AS DA GOOSE

    • @user-lc9sl7ub2v
      @user-lc9sl7ub2v 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      mark did not sing it cringeyish like that like... what the-

  • @talongreenlee7704
    @talongreenlee7704 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I think the reason this is popular is because it gives you the catharsis of playing the chaos and pure evil of a villain character, but at the end of the day you’re just a goose, so you can’t do enough real actual harm to ruin the experience with heavy handed questions of morality and the feeling that you shouldn’t be doing this.

  • @DuxNemo_
    @DuxNemo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Markiplier: sings
    Me: That’s pretty good.
    Also Markiplier: Singing about geese:
    This is better than ever song I’ve ever heard.

  • @noyankeenobrim7308
    @noyankeenobrim7308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1239

    Mark: “I’m gonna-
    H J Ö N K!!”
    Jack: *WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!*

    • @deeweydonight
      @deeweydonight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Got Bread? | Jack: MARK YOU WILL COME FOR THE HJONKENING

    • @mcirishmen2558
      @mcirishmen2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats swedish noises not irish nosies and i know how irish nosies sounds like

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mcirishmen2558
      **H J Ö N K H J Ö N K A M G O O S E**

    • @mcirishmen2558
      @mcirishmen2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mavendeo thats more like it

    • @JamesIsVoid
      @JamesIsVoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ladder YES

  • @yoshi_chuck05
    @yoshi_chuck05 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    I love how Markiplier said "It's Goosen time" and Goosed all over the playthrough

  • @psm7990
    @psm7990 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I come back to this video whenever I need something fun and calming... and it's just so delightful, watching Mark as a goose! I think my favourite moment is when the goose is finally appreciated by the two people at the table; I love them bowing and honking at him, and Mark just flapping his wings proudly.

  • @prestoncharette583
    @prestoncharette583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3441

    Mark: Stop being speciest
    Also Mark: You humans disgust me

    • @heylookitsellie5758
      @heylookitsellie5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But he’s a goose....
      Oh nvm

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I KNOW! WHY ARE YOU HRUTING YOUR PLANET WE DONT HURT OURS gah

    • @jthesquid625yt2
      @jthesquid625yt2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same thing with SJWs and straight white guys

    • @seafairloser
      @seafairloser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      reverse specism doesn’t exist 😌

    • @ambee1041
      @ambee1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The first one was also Seán, just saying... And Goosist 😡

  • @av7ry7
    @av7ry7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3749

    If there was a goose with Mark’s voice chasing after me screaming ‘nerd!’ I would genuinely be so afraid

    • @ericaschmidt4469
      @ericaschmidt4469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i would be like hey watcha doin with a knife

    • @thelision8209
      @thelision8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      If there was a goose with anybodies voice, I would be very afraid.

    • @osamabinladder1115
      @osamabinladder1115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      especially when he starts talking about how many people he has murdered

    • @matthememelord7829
      @matthememelord7829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I would know its gooseaplier and try to get a photo

    • @thunderrain789
      @thunderrain789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bullied by a goose. Actually sounds about right.

  • @pimpsofpimps1
    @pimpsofpimps1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I've been setting this to play to help me sleep and each time its:
    *falls asleep peacefully in the beginning*
    *wakes up to Mark's aggresive GOOSE rage sounds near the end*
    😅

  • @Georgie_sucks
    @Georgie_sucks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I remember playing this and being stuck on the first level forAGES 😭
    I also remembered whenever we pressed honk our dogs would go mad thinking something was there LOLL
    We weren’t allowed to honk after discovering that.
    Ahh this brings memory’s 🥲

  • @grahamspencer4738
    @grahamspencer4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3905

    Jack: Wait can I mow the lawn
    Felix: I want to mow the lawn
    Mark: can I mow the lawn is that a thing I can do
    Great minds think alike

    • @elizabethmorgan8026
      @elizabethmorgan8026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Why does this not have more likes😂

    • @b.mrobinson8964
      @b.mrobinson8964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      For some reason I read this in their voices lmao

    • @tree_onit5102
      @tree_onit5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Good comment. Very, very good comment

    • @TheNutsMan
      @TheNutsMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Or... Stupid minds think alike.
      Theres also *BIG BRAINS* think alike

    • @checkers_o7
      @checkers_o7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They are all very big brain

  • @nobodyanonymous6036
    @nobodyanonymous6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Markiplier: Gets bell.
    Markiplier: "Oh I gotta be sneaky."
    Markiplier: *Forgets how to walk.*

    • @aisahmanaf9426
      @aisahmanaf9426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R.I.P

    • @nia.j.h
      @nia.j.h 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      the fact he was running the WHOLE time he had the bell

  • @americasgaming2492
    @americasgaming2492 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how giggly mark is in this

  • @seiken2106
    @seiken2106 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That intro gave me GOOSEbumps

  • @ashesashes8968
    @ashesashes8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6356

    Me, expecting normal intro:
    Mark: *sings "A brand new goose"*
    Me: I came for copper, and I found gold

    • @lilpop8700
      @lilpop8700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      You never found gold my friend, you found goose

    • @essenceisaway3633
      @essenceisaway3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      i came for diamonds, i got goose

    • @alejandracedillo5285
      @alejandracedillo5285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@essenceisaway3633 they are the diamonds

    • @thobiasjacobs6578
      @thobiasjacobs6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Ashes Ashes, You mean "I came for copper, and I found diamond.

    • @copper1206
      @copper1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Thanks for appreciating me :)

  • @Kanimates
    @Kanimates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1840

    Seán: HJONK HJONK HJONK
    Mark: A WHOLE NEW GOOOOOOOSEEEEE, A FANTASTIC GOOSE YOUVE NEVER KNEWWW

    • @MrEvelyn04
      @MrEvelyn04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kanimates haha

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hjönk hjönk am goose

    • @motherohmy
      @motherohmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wifiman97 watch jack's gameplay

    • @uber21
      @uber21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jacksepticeye's gotten a little too obnoxious for my taste. Too much flexing and screaming/boasting and mentioning he's Irish

    • @uber21
      @uber21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ellie Fuller true~ I ment aggressively screaming and boasting~ if you watch his older stuff you see he's a lot more tame and humble. Also isn't felix a nazi supporter? Just a rumor I heard

  • @NMTEntertainmentOffical
    @NMTEntertainmentOffical ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how he uses goose as an adjective/swear 😂

  • @boyinparentheses4911
    @boyinparentheses4911 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Mark WALKING across the only table he could access was wild 💀

  • @WiFiDown37811
    @WiFiDown37811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    "This game is the worst! It won't let me mow the lawn or abuse children!"
    -Gooseiplier 2019

    • @psychonemesiso7081
      @psychonemesiso7081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      and after that he *put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger*

    • @JamesIsVoid
      @JamesIsVoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get Oofed Nice name. It fits the context.

    • @gay_anxiety9669
      @gay_anxiety9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2020 now

    • @aminik3591
      @aminik3591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @rhnbow 99 that doesn't matter it matters wat time he said it and since he said it in 2019 than the quote will say 2019

    • @vannessax9400
      @vannessax9400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get Oofed did he goose away the memories ?

  • @yoitslostspritesnake9077
    @yoitslostspritesnake9077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    00:00 - 1:00
    POV Mark is trying to get the golden buzzer on America’s got talent and forgot most of the lyrics so he used the first word that came to his mind.

    • @H3ll0-K1TTY.
      @H3ll0-K1TTY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too!

    • @lun3489
      @lun3489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      found an army hereee ;)

    • @staticscreams4824
      @staticscreams4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gave me chills tho :)

    • @hotcheesebag
      @hotcheesebag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Armiesss

    • @breannahenry1935
      @breannahenry1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was sitting here like:😲
      Like that really popped af.🙂

  • @dexterwright5341
    @dexterwright5341 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember falling asleep with my TV on and waking up at like 4am to "gooosy goosy goosy goose"

  • @gwammeh
    @gwammeh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Mark not realizing even once during the final sequence that you can sneak by people by not running while holding the bell but somehow still managing to complete it is fucking hilarious

  • @nadya8558
    @nadya8558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    *~Lyrics for “I can show you the Goose~”*
    *”I can show you the goose..~”*
    *”G00sy g00sy the g00sy~~!”*
    *”g00sing, g00sing and g00sing”*
    *”On a magic goose ride..”*
    *”Goose g00sy the goose”*
    *”Time to fly with the goose!~”*
    *”goose, goose and the g00sy”*
    *”on a g00sy g00sy ride..”*
    *”A WHOLE NEW GOOSE!!~~”*
    *”A WHOLE NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF GOOSE!!~~”*
    *”NO ONE TO TELL US GOOSE,”*
    *”OR WHERE TO GOOSE!~~”*
    *”A g00sy, g00sy, g00sy, goose with you~~..”*
    💖💖💖💖💖

    • @tanyaclarmont4211
      @tanyaclarmont4211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow (o u o) i,m a meme your a meme of a Goose

    • @IntrovertdSnail__
      @IntrovertdSnail__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wxnderland Euphxria May goose be with you.

    • @kristinayagmin5893
      @kristinayagmin5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's 'A new fantastic', not 'A whole new fantastic'

    • @billbanks8117
      @billbanks8117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The chorus should have been untitled goose

    • @R0BL0X14N..M3L
      @R0BL0X14N..M3L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      • Nadya • I WANT le GOOSEEEE🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

  • @bopha9276
    @bopha9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2703

    I love how Sean feels bad during his game but Mark and Felix are overjoyed at the chaos they’re making.

    • @aryirfan2427
      @aryirfan2427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Sean is the everyman while Felix and Mark is where our destructive tendencies lie

    • @lyn_jae
      @lyn_jae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Don't forget how Mattpatt was making sure he had the most logical chaos ever!

    • @jaydendelong8705
      @jaydendelong8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's because Jack is naturally chaotic.

    • @knitwit9447
      @knitwit9447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Sean is neutral evil, Mattpat is lawful evil, and both Felix and Mark are chaotic evil lmao

    • @aya_potato
      @aya_potato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chaos is my thing

  • @The-angel-puppy
    @The-angel-puppy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    39:45
    "Ofc I'm a bully, I'm markiplier!"
    Got me laughing so hard😂

  • @Ch1ps_cha0s
    @Ch1ps_cha0s 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    ca we just- Stay here for a moment? and enjoy the fact that he stood 1 minute to sing to us?

  • @samfrow8923
    @samfrow8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Find the difference:
    Picnic blanket
    Picnic napkin
    Mark: they’re the same

    • @samfrow8923
      @samfrow8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cookie Cake okay then

    • @beetlejellies
      @beetlejellies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Atlas *corporate

    • @thatspookagain4030
      @thatspookagain4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a goose sized picnic blanket

    • @sylviae4647
      @sylviae4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read blanket as bamket.

  • @jamieeastham781
    @jamieeastham781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19163

    As a goose owner, I can confirm that the way Mark plays this game is extremely accurate to actual gooseness.

    • @baldr6894
      @baldr6894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2115

      Lies, nobody owns the goose.
      The goose owns you

    • @rachelkeaveney2990
      @rachelkeaveney2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@baldr6894 LOL

    • @jamieeastham781
      @jamieeastham781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +835

      @@baldr6894 That is also accurate.

    • @kathrynshuttleworth9002
      @kathrynshuttleworth9002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      *You have goose? Where do you get goose?*

    • @jamieeastham781
      @jamieeastham781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

      @@kathrynshuttleworth9002 You get goose at goose store. Be sure to come prepared with many a snack to present to goose to appease goose. Some goose like raspberries, while other goose hiss at you when presented with raspberries and much prefer strawberries instead.
      (Disclaimer: If you're planning on purchasing an actual goose, please do not follow these instructions as you run the risk of angering your chosen goose friend which may result in certain death.)

  • @17_kingofthedead_19
    @17_kingofthedead_19 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I had a goose once. Im now convinced mark was controlling him lol

  • @ThePuppetsShoes
    @ThePuppetsShoes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    To be very honest, the very end of the game was very touching and heartwarming to me, I love this game. The mechanics were fabulous too

  • @starredwards5916
    @starredwards5916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5675

    mark: can actually sing
    also mark: G O O S E

    • @raynnwyhatt3835
      @raynnwyhatt3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      IKR 😭🤣🥰😚🥳✨❤️😤🥺🤪😆🤩😳😇

    • @greatday9805
      @greatday9805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@raynnwyhatt3835 why so many emojis

    • @kei6128
      @kei6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Great Day cuz tiktok cringe

    • @raynnwyhatt3835
      @raynnwyhatt3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@greatday9805 honestly I don’t know why I’m just like that

    • @yaaatrickyaaaa2535
      @yaaatrickyaaaa2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y E S

  • @cicidrawsalot5674
    @cicidrawsalot5674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Jack's playthrough: Hjoink Hjoink am Goose!
    Mark's playthrough: I can Goose Goose the Goooooose

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I dare you to go up to a stranger and just scream “hjonk hjonk am goose”

    • @moni_is_sharp5172
      @moni_is_sharp5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@katylepetsos7512 That would be hilarious

    • @SaltySeaSunbeam
      @SaltySeaSunbeam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Katy Lepetsos i did that at school and got in trouble for it XD

    • @LodieX
      @LodieX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used the *goose* to *goose*

    • @gameboy3d943
      @gameboy3d943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Markiplier’s Untitled Goose Game ‘Let’s Play’, but every time he says ‘goose’, the video gets faster”

  • @user-vz5mh7sq1e
    @user-vz5mh7sq1e 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Someone needs to make a mod where you can keep the bow so Mark can be happy again

  • @RobinBraccini
    @RobinBraccini 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The unbridled joy that Mark has playing this game is just so lovely. I watch this when Im feeling down. Long life Gooseiplier!

  • @chunky8684
    @chunky8684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5436

    e

    • @lyn_jae
      @lyn_jae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Lol it happened to me too 🤣

    • @klf4177
      @klf4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      y e s

    • @-palepaal-732
      @-palepaal-732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Goosy goosy go o s y

    • @Burnt_Content
      @Burnt_Content 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It was fate. Let his voice sooth you to sleep.

  • @SquirmleSquirmly
    @SquirmleSquirmly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Mark:”I can’t sing”
    Also mark: 0:04

    • @angelicaanna2249
      @angelicaanna2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When did he say he can’t sing? Lmao He has covers on his channel? ???

    • @_nochi_
      @_nochi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Angelica Anna, he’s probably not confident in his singing and said it in another video.

    • @tracytron7162
      @tracytron7162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly

    • @rubyprincess7473
      @rubyprincess7473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @lexe5604
      @lexe5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He did like..2 covers I think then stopped, I thought he did really good. But I get not having the confidence enough for 24.4mill people to judge you on singing.

  • @falkuma
    @falkuma 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Its strange how I come back to watch this ever time I cant sleep. Strangely therapeutic video

  • @LyricalAsf
    @LyricalAsf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    1:32:23 Never thought I'd hear Dark talking about his pretty bow 😂😂😂

  • @zombisobs353
    @zombisobs353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2045

    Alternative title: Grown man crys over not being able to hit small child with a broom🧹

    • @gayig8436
      @gayig8436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And over a ribbon

    • @akac1
      @akac1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And over not being able to mow the lawn

    • @Texas_isgud
      @Texas_isgud 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up

    • @akac1
      @akac1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Texas_isgud wow, rude

    • @gooferdoo1201
      @gooferdoo1201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And his badminton racket

  • @sapphirereign764
    @sapphirereign764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3948

    can we talk about how great marks singing voice is even if he's messing around

  • @ThatRandomGu7
    @ThatRandomGu7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    18:43 “willing to bet my entire existence”
    We will miss you, mark.

  • @lcc_youtube2047
    @lcc_youtube2047 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I rewatched the intro at least 10 times because of how beautiful the way Mark’s voice sound especially on the chorus. Quite bone chilling 🥲🥲

    • @Centinym
      @Centinym 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Man does have a nice voice

  • @mewkiuu
    @mewkiuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Us: This is a stealth game.
    Mark, taking a drag of a cigarette and looking off into the distance: Stealth? Haven’t heard that name in years.

    • @flushed834
      @flushed834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stealth game?
      *Heard of **_Duck Duck Goose?_*

  • @chamathangelo9495
    @chamathangelo9495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    **Mark traps the old lady in the garage**
    Mark: “I win.....”
    **Meanwhile the Old lady proceeds slowly to the back door**
    “...I will watch as you still slowly starve...as you beg for your life, when you, when I’m done watching you waste away to nu- ”
    **Old lady opens the gate and comes out**
    Mark: “OH............”

  • @ryley8020
    @ryley8020 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It's been four years, and im still coming back to this masterpiece

  • @phoqwu
    @phoqwu ปีที่แล้ว +28

    mark should definitely do a part 2 of the new to do lists items! i really enjoyed watching this goose-mare 😭

    • @sewerrat6601
      @sewerrat6601 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      omg and he sings a new song ab geese at the beginning

  • @Manu-yw2nu
    @Manu-yw2nu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    The Goose: *bullies everyone, asserts it’s dominance by T-Posing and screaming trough a bottle*

    • @nightshadeo1300
      @nightshadeo1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emanuela Freire I really needed this laugh thank you 😆

    • @zephyrmcclellan1874
      @zephyrmcclellan1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

    • @BrooklyFire
      @BrooklyFire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i want an artist on deviniart or redit to make the meme of t pose, but putting that boy, and replacing the girl with the goose spreading his wings honking out of a bottle

    • @PrinceLeviathan
      @PrinceLeviathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people on Twitter: Goose is Trans

  • @crispy_potato5674
    @crispy_potato5674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4160

    One year later, we can all agree mark has the voice of a damn a n g e l .

    • @pretzelchild3335
      @pretzelchild3335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      MARKIPLIER I WORSHIP U AS A GODDD

    • @crispy_potato5674
      @crispy_potato5674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@pretzelchild3335 Who said he isn’t a god-?

    • @lanah3332
      @lanah3332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pretzelchild3335 um no.... 😐

    • @adahayworth3927
      @adahayworth3927 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he does NOT! he has a gruff voice

    • @wolfcat1103
      @wolfcat1103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or, you know, a demon that is trying to lure us in

  • @user-jc8yj5xt9h
    @user-jc8yj5xt9h หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    are we ignoring the fact that Mark is a amazing singer

  • @bramblethemountainkinglove
    @bramblethemountainkinglove 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    *Mark being happy😄*
    *Bow gets snached of*
    "My Bow... 😭"

  • @grahamapol3185
    @grahamapol3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2473

    This captures the true essence of Mark's commentary:
    "I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved-- BRASSIERE??"

    • @NexsusArc
      @NexsusArc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      GET THE RAINBOW HEART, I BELIEVE IN YOU!
      Also,
      Hey Mark, how is Chica?

    • @markiplier
      @markiplier  4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

      you right

    • @annamber
      @annamber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      goose tiddies

    • @somememeguy7518
      @somememeguy7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@markiplier No, YOU right.

    • @Psymon1471
      @Psymon1471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @AustralianHusky WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!!?

  • @pamcakes8413
    @pamcakes8413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2851

    Mark: a grown man who’s felt pain
    Also him: cry’s about not being able to where a bow as a goose

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I Mean, Same

    • @potato9383
      @potato9383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too it made me cry

    • @superkitty1887
      @superkitty1887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *wear* i am the grammar police

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@superkitty1887 I don't think anyone even passed English class at this point.

    • @catonabroom
      @catonabroom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I did that when I played this game too 😂

  • @Zombierawr666
    @Zombierawr666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He just intensely staring at the basket as a goose

  • @bakedbeans2150
    @bakedbeans2150 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love how much mark enjoyed this game.

  • @squishyfishy6010
    @squishyfishy6010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    As an owner of a dog whose name is “Goose”, you can understand her confusion when lying with me while I watch this.

    • @Atsushis1fan
      @Atsushis1fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I only have one question why is her name goose..

    • @RibbonHorn
      @RibbonHorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i call my dog goose

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Atsushis1fan it’s a good name for a dog. Better than my dog’s name…
      Cat.

    • @meowusical9495
      @meowusical9495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My kitten, Goose, watches this on my monitor while I do homework xD it's so wholesome

    • @pinkfluorite8160
      @pinkfluorite8160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@meowusical9495 aww that's so adorable, hope you and your kitten well in the future

  • @thefloweringinferno1170
    @thefloweringinferno1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Person: *Minorly inconveniences Mark*
    Mark: I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE

  • @chaddthedad
    @chaddthedad 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The beginning was literally just shots fired at Ethan and I love it

  • @wesleyb_92
    @wesleyb_92 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2 and a half hours playing as a goose, and mark seeing how many words he can combine with goose. I didn’t know I needed this

  • @Beeba10
    @Beeba10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Game: **is a stealth game**
    Mark and Seán: **run all the way home with the bell clanging for all to hear and wonder why they get chased**

    • @fidgetelftree9432
      @fidgetelftree9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, that's half the fun!

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember his Warframe video?

    • @morgue1484
      @morgue1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok andrew

    • @JamesIsVoid
      @JamesIsVoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beeba K Smith yesssssssss

    • @samanthadyck5214
      @samanthadyck5214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@genesis-fd5eh Actually it is Seán. The accent is what gives it the 'awn' sound and not 'eean.' Seán himself on his channel has talked about this.

  • @cherrycosmos1134
    @cherrycosmos1134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Mark: “I would die for goose!!!”
    Goose: “you will”

    • @Brone.
      @Brone. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Likely Trash “then perish.”

    • @goose3250
      @goose3250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      y o u w i l l

  • @fishyfishy_.
    @fishyfishy_. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've rewatched this enough times with my mom that we regularly quote this video in our daily lives.

  • @asterrvexx
    @asterrvexx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    i love Marks pure joy while playing this game

  • @leekguitar
    @leekguitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Mark: I’m a GOOSE
    Me, sobbing: you’re a goose

  • @knockknocked475
    @knockknocked475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Mark: starts up game
    Also mark: *immediately finds the ending but doesn't realize it*

  • @Phinexcat
    @Phinexcat ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is pure chaoose and I LOVE IT

  • @CreatorOfAnotherUniverse
    @CreatorOfAnotherUniverse 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The way Markiplier is completely and utterly destroyed emotionally when he loses the bow is both sad and funny

  • @silentevenings4506
    @silentevenings4506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    I played the song at the beginning for my dog, who's name is Goose. And she loved it. Tail wagging like crazy the whole time. Now all she wants to do is listen to mark singing about her.

  • @sly3869
    @sly3869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "Why is this game popular" - Developer.
    Think about this, No Man's Sky was promised to be full of everything and have all game modes and failed on it.
    Untitled Goose Game can't even be bothered to make a title, so the possibilities are endless.

    • @mirandatilley2486
      @mirandatilley2486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And it just focused on being a fun game about a goose and not trying to be THE BEST GAME TO EVER GAME.

    • @danteeightsix9069
      @danteeightsix9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've watched playthroughs of this game so many times, and yet I've never played it myself because it won't be on Steam for another year. I think it's interesting to see players reactions and see how long it takes them to figure out what to do.

    • @jackbassett3091
      @jackbassett3091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      metal_ak4
      yeah we mean it didn’t try to promise and promote things it couldn’t do

  • @emmacamp8535
    @emmacamp8535 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think mark being a goose is the single most amazing thing I've witnessed

  • @Mr.Grim_Death_The_Reaper
    @Mr.Grim_Death_The_Reaper ปีที่แล้ว +7

    markaplier sounds the perfect harmony between drunk insane and just mark all at once

  • @icecamcake4397
    @icecamcake4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Gardener: reaches over a three foot wall
    Mark: HE'S MORE POWERFUL THAN THANOS

  • @GameGodZERO
    @GameGodZERO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1508

    "I'm playing this in honor of Ethan from Crank Gameplays."
    "He's not dead but his channel is."
    XDXD

  • @Grimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    @Grimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve never heard better singing in my life
    I’m holding back tears

  • @idiosyncraticstudios9499
    @idiosyncraticstudios9499 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The full minute of mark singing "a whole new goose" is such a mark thing to do 😂

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6559

    Not even 10 seconds in and I'm already being seduced by Mark's majestic singing voice.
    Doesn't even matter he's singing about a goose. Lol.

    • @whywhy1112
      @whywhy1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      So very true

    • @joylolly4458
      @joylolly4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ikr?! Haha was perfect!👏👌👍💕

    • @squidmunk9118
      @squidmunk9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      PREACH MARK PREACH

    • @_Alexalra_
      @_Alexalra_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eu quero que ele afogue o ganso em mim

    • @sleepycatartz_5877
      @sleepycatartz_5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same 😂😂

  • @ray_exists
    @ray_exists 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Goose: **exists**
    Nerd: Current Objective: S U R V I V E

    • @Gacha_Otomen
      @Gacha_Otomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Always being bullied...

  • @darkeninglight2551
    @darkeninglight2551 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine if they make a second one of this... where ONLY with the badminton racket, you can smack people in their ankles and scare em.

  • @doggycatalan
    @doggycatalan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that more people are finding this video. Watching Mark cause chaos is a godly experience