In addition to "A Whole New Goose", Markiplier's 'Untitled Goose Album' will include such classics as: "Let It Goose" "Be Our Goose" "I Just Can't Wait To Be Goose" "I'll Make a Goose Out Of You" "Kiss The Goose" And many more!
@@LazGato A goose tried to fight my car while my boyfriend and I were just trying to leave a parking lot. It took us a good 20 minutes to leave because we didn't want to run it over, but it wouldn't stop fighting the car. Honking the horn and yelling at it did nothing, and we were both too cowardly to get out of the car because we feared it'd come after us instead. 😂
@@LazGatoCanadian geese are still down here this month at my job, and every customer has advised that we just retreat. Many have received a nice present of stitches from these MFers who are NOT playin witchu ❤
How I imagine things in the -iplier household: Amy: *sitting downstairs with the dogs reading a book* Mark: (faintly) I'm a goooooose! Amy: *turns page* sounds about right
The goose did a little tail wiggle at the end, right after you put the bell down it his pit. I love how both the pit and everyone running after the goose with the bell implies that the goose has stolen that exact bell many times and they keep replacing it
"you think that mercy is something that I even comprehend" is genuinely such a raw line and it came from a dude on TH-cam playing a game about torturing people as a goose
I think the reason this is popular is because it gives you the catharsis of playing the chaos and pure evil of a villain character, but at the end of the day you’re just a goose, so you can’t do enough real actual harm to ruin the experience with heavy handed questions of morality and the feeling that you shouldn’t be doing this.
0:02 Lyrics: (solo markiplier) I can show you the goose, goosey goosey the goosey, goosing goosing and goosing on a magic goose ride, goose goosey the goose, time to fly with the goose, goose goose and the goosey on a goosey goosey ride. (duet with you and markiplier) a whole new goose, a new fantastic point of goose, no one to tell us goose, or where to goose, a goosey goosey goosey goose with you.
I love how many times Mark said "Goose" in every single sentence, it was pretty funny and iconic to the entire video! It's like it's own catchphrase for the video 😂
Does anyone else love the fact that this goose knows the complete set of highly specific actions which will invariably result in him getting another bell?
I never really thought about that until now, probably because there's only about 4 actions that allow you to go to the next area, but you are definitely correct. The goose is a genius who will commit mild atrocities just for more bells
The despair I felt at that moment was unmatched :/ So ofc my stubborn ass dug out a loophole: As long as you go to the pub area and unlock the gate to the stone bridge you'll find there, you have unlimited access to both the first area and the back gardens (aka the third one) . You sneak on the lady's garden the way you did the first time, and grab the ribbon from the bushes where it got stuck (you won't lose it if you're holding it in your mouth), get the lady to put it on you again. Then you just exit the way you came, circling back into the area where you're supposed to go! And presto, you'll still have your ribbon Watch out for the dude in the neighboring garden thou. He's a hater, he'll take *anything* you're holding and throw it into the lady's side, even when it didn't belong to her!
I come back to this video whenever I need something fun and calming... and it's just so delightful, watching Mark as a goose! I think my favourite moment is when the goose is finally appreciated by the two people at the table; I love them bowing and honking at him, and Mark just flapping his wings proudly.
Mark not realizing even once during the final sequence that you can sneak by people by not running while holding the bell but somehow still managing to complete it is fucking hilarious
"Why is this game popular" - Developer. Think about this, No Man's Sky was promised to be full of everything and have all game modes and failed on it. Untitled Goose Game can't even be bothered to make a title, so the possibilities are endless.
I've watched playthroughs of this game so many times, and yet I've never played it myself because it won't be on Steam for another year. I think it's interesting to see players reactions and see how long it takes them to figure out what to do.
00:00 - 1:00 POV Mark is trying to get the golden buzzer on America’s got talent and forgot most of the lyrics so he used the first word that came to his mind.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard a “Whole New World” parody about a bird I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I played the song at the beginning for my dog, who's name is Goose. And she loved it. Tail wagging like crazy the whole time. Now all she wants to do is listen to mark singing about her.
@@kathrynshuttleworth9002 You get goose at goose store. Be sure to come prepared with many a snack to present to goose to appease goose. Some goose like raspberries, while other goose hiss at you when presented with raspberries and much prefer strawberries instead. (Disclaimer: If you're planning on purchasing an actual goose, please do not follow these instructions as you run the risk of angering your chosen goose friend which may result in certain death.)
@Ellie Fuller true~ I ment aggressively screaming and boasting~ if you watch his older stuff you see he's a lot more tame and humble. Also isn't felix a nazi supporter? Just a rumor I heard
lol Mark's face. "I have a to-do list?!" I have never, in my life, seen someone so frickin THRILLED to just be a Goose. This is officially one of my new favorite games to watch Mark play lol.
1:07:50 -- "I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved -- BRAZIER!!!!" That sudden and unexpected shift from evil, plotting murdery thoughts to almost excitement at seeing a bra on a clothes line.
2:19:57 **sees the new checklists** "THERE'S MORE GOOOOOOOSE!!!" I absolutely foresee him doing a 2nd stream just to do the 2nd set of To-Do lists. Just cuz he frickin LOVES this game and being a Goose. ^__^ And I highly support this potential, and more than likely eventual, stream for more GOOSE.
*~Lyrics for “I can show you the Goose~”* *”I can show you the goose..~”* *”G00sy g00sy the g00sy~~!”* *”g00sing, g00sing and g00sing”* *”On a magic goose ride..”* *”Goose g00sy the goose”* *”Time to fly with the goose!~”* *”goose, goose and the g00sy”* *”on a g00sy g00sy ride..”* *”A WHOLE NEW GOOSE!!~~”* *”A WHOLE NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF GOOSE!!~~”* *”NO ONE TO TELL US GOOSE,”* *”OR WHERE TO GOOSE!~~”* *”A g00sy, g00sy, g00sy, goose with you~~..”* 💖💖💖💖💖
Developer: Do you people actually like this? Jack: Yes Mark: *Yes* The entirety of the internet: *HJÖNK* Edit: 10k likes? You guys were READY for the *HJÖNKENING*
the part at 48:55 when the lady gets mad over the toilet paper has a whole new meaning with what's going on in the world as I'm currently watching this
Me: *clicks on video expecting to immediately hear jokes* Mark: *starts singing a goosie version of a whole new world* Me: I wasn't expecting that but I am not disappointed, my ears are pleased
Mark: "I am a stealthy goose with a sock." *Loses sock* Also Mark: "I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR CROPS! GIMME! GIVE ME THE SOCK!" 5 minutes later: *distracted talking about his thicc goose caboose*
**Mark traps the old lady in the garage** Mark: “I win.....” **Meanwhile the Old lady proceeds slowly to the back door** “...I will watch as you still slowly starve...as you beg for your life, when you, when I’m done watching you waste away to nu- ” **Old lady opens the gate and comes out** Mark: “OH............”
Next time on markipler: mark: "where did I put the basket?" **Basket comes on screen** Mark "where is it?????" **Basket goes off screen** Mark: "HEY I SAW YOU COME BACK!"
![กี่หมื่นฟ้า | Your Sky Series EP.1 [1/4]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vLGjxFL6U_I/mqdefault.jpg)
In addition to "A Whole New Goose", Markiplier's 'Untitled Goose Album' will include such classics as:
"Let It Goose"
"Be Our Goose"
"I Just Can't Wait To Be Goose"
"I'll Make a Goose Out Of You"
"Kiss The Goose"
And many more!
underrated comment??
anti-social stardust Very
OH I JUST CAN'T WAIIIITTT, TO BE GOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hate myself for understanding this
And in addition to the album, you can get an extra song for just $9.99!
Everybody Wants to be a Goose
Markiplier: * plays every horror game imaginable*
Also Markiplier: *gets scared of a gardening chasing him while he runs away with a jar of jam*
the first time he showed up actually scared me cause I didnt see any sign of him coming so it was just random
Mark is that guy who gains strength from fear, so he gets scared only to strengthen himself!
That's my theory at least...
yea
kars same
@stoic Beetle Did you just correct this man on his grammar and then spell cocky wrong?
"I will fight you to the death for this bell."
*It was at this point that Markiplier truly embodied goose-itude*
Has someone who has gotten in fight with geese before this is accurate. Just retreat they fight to the death.
@Piano Life honk and bonk battle
@@LazGato A goose tried to fight my car while my boyfriend and I were just trying to leave a parking lot. It took us a good 20 minutes to leave because we didn't want to run it over, but it wouldn't stop fighting the car. Honking the horn and yelling at it did nothing, and we were both too cowardly to get out of the car because we feared it'd come after us instead. 😂
Remember: When in doubt, yeet the geese.
@@LazGatoCanadian geese are still down here this month at my job, and every customer has advised that we just retreat. Many have received a nice present of stitches from these MFers who are NOT playin witchu ❤
Devs: “We don’t know why this game is so popular.”
Game: Play as an unrelenting force of unstoppable chaos.
If there was a goose with Mark’s voice chasing after me screaming ‘nerd!’ I would genuinely be so afraid
i would be like hey watcha doin with a knife
If there was a goose with anybodies voice, I would be very afraid.
especially when he starts talking about how many people he has murdered
I would know its gooseaplier and try to get a photo
Bullied by a goose. Actually sounds about right.
Farmer: *reaches over fence to grab radio*
Mark: "He's more powerful than Thanos!
28:52
Thanos: "Am I a joke to you..."
To be fair the groundskeeper reached THROUGH the fence...
@@SuperTezzzz It's 28:35 then 29:10
Oxygen not included?!?!
How I imagine things in the -iplier household:
Amy: *sitting downstairs with the dogs reading a book*
Mark: (faintly) I'm a goooooose!
Amy: *turns page* sounds about right
I can picture that perfectly. Like it’s a scene from a book or movie
Nah bc from how mark talks about Amy it seams that isn’t the sort of person she is but idk
@@Iamkrogan07 Honestly, you cannot really know what a person is like from what other people say about them. Just saying.
I agree. It probably is kinda like that. Lol 😂
precisely
The goose did a little tail wiggle at the end, right after you put the bell down it his pit. I love how both the pit and everyone running after the goose with the bell implies that the goose has stolen that exact bell many times and they keep replacing it
Us: This is a stealth game.
Mark, taking a drag of a cigarette and looking off into the distance: Stealth? Haven’t heard that name in years.
Stealth game?
*Heard of **_Duck Duck Goose?_*
Me, expecting normal intro:
Mark: *sings "A brand new goose"*
Me: I came for copper, and I found gold
You never found gold my friend, you found goose
i came for diamonds, i got goose
@@essenceisaway3633 they are the diamonds
@Ashes Ashes, You mean "I came for copper, and I found diamond.
Thanks for appreciating me :)
Person: *puts up no goose sign*
Goose: This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
Goose: "jokes on you I'm illiterate!"
*when you realize that the sign is a picture*
@@scarletpersecut *sniff* *snoff* I SMELL AN UNDERATTED COMMENT!!!!
The sign isn’t even there for me 😣😭😭 maybe it’s an Xbox glitch?
That singing was magical tho…
Literal chills
I love how Sean feels bad during his game but Mark and Felix are overjoyed at the chaos they’re making.
Sean is the everyman while Felix and Mark is where our destructive tendencies lie
Don't forget how Mattpatt was making sure he had the most logical chaos ever!
That's because Jack is naturally chaotic.
Sean is neutral evil, Mattpat is lawful evil, and both Felix and Mark are chaotic evil lmao
Chaos is my thing
Mark: i’m playing this,, in memory of Ethan
Ethan: stop telling everyone i’m dead!
Mark: i can still hear his voice sometimes
omg this gives me a great idea for a tiktok XD
Bailey Boo
no.
Wait what is that from why can’t I remember
It's like hanzo and genji from overwatch
@@baileymoon819 NO
Mark: *Singing the goose song*
Marks neighbors: "Honey he's singing about geese again..."
"Ah shit here we go again"
"Outta my property, you goosy goose!"
Oh wow, i'm the 666st liker 😂😂😂
Ha lol
Yup
"you think that mercy is something that I even comprehend" is genuinely such a raw line and it came from a dude on TH-cam playing a game about torturing people as a goose
Mark: I miss Ethan
Ethan: Stop telling everyone I’m dead!!
Mark: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
Was ur 666th like
Ehhh I like that film too
My and my fiance just watched brother bear yesterday XD
xD
Omg yes 😂
This captures the true essence of Mark's commentary:
"I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved-- BRASSIERE??"
GET THE RAINBOW HEART, I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Also,
Hey Mark, how is Chica?
you right
goose tiddies
@@markiplier No, YOU right.
@AustralianHusky WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!!?
Jack: Wait can I mow the lawn
Felix: I want to mow the lawn
Mark: can I mow the lawn is that a thing I can do
Great minds think alike
Why does this not have more likes😂
For some reason I read this in their voices lmao
Good comment. Very, very good comment
Or... Stupid minds think alike.
Theres also *BIG BRAINS* think alike
They are all very big brain
I think the reason this is popular is because it gives you the catharsis of playing the chaos and pure evil of a villain character, but at the end of the day you’re just a goose, so you can’t do enough real actual harm to ruin the experience with heavy handed questions of morality and the feeling that you shouldn’t be doing this.
Markiplier: Gets bell.
Markiplier: "Oh I gotta be sneaky."
Markiplier: *Forgets how to walk.*
R.I.P
the fact he was running the WHOLE time he had the bell
Mark: Stop being speciest
Also Mark: You humans disgust me
But he’s a goose....
Oh nvm
I KNOW! WHY ARE YOU HRUTING YOUR PLANET WE DONT HURT OURS gah
Same thing with SJWs and straight white guys
reverse specism doesn’t exist 😌
The first one was also Seán, just saying... And Goosist 😡
0:02 Lyrics: (solo markiplier)
I can show you the goose, goosey goosey the goosey, goosing goosing and goosing on a magic goose ride, goose goosey the goose, time to fly with the goose, goose goose and the goosey on a goosey goosey ride.
(duet with you and markiplier) a whole new goose, a new fantastic point of goose, no one to tell us goose, or where to goose, a goosey goosey goosey goose with you.
Brought a tear to my eye 🥺❤
actually started singing with him, very nice harmony
layla gipson i bet you sounded great
@@laylagipson8823 me too😂 beautiful
I almost cried bc of mark's beautiful voice I mean he sounds like an angel
I love how many times Mark said "Goose" in every single sentence, it was pretty funny and iconic to the entire video! It's like it's own catchphrase for the video 😂
Does anyone else love the fact that this goose knows the complete set of highly specific actions which will invariably result in him getting another bell?
Goose loves that fact to
I will always get another bell
Duck or goose
I pick both
I never really thought about that until now, probably because there's only about 4 actions that allow you to go to the next area, but you are definitely correct. The goose is a genius who will commit mild atrocities just for more bells
The genuine grief and despair on Mark's face when he loses his ribbon is the closest thing to peak comedy humanity will ever witness
I played it, And I was so annoyed when I lost the ribbon, I tried to get it again but I failed 😞
ITS NOT FUNNY ITS VERY VERY VERY SAD 😔 worse then when he left his bottle at the start
I-I cried at the moment too…
The despair I felt at that moment was unmatched :/
So ofc my stubborn ass dug out a loophole: As long as you go to the pub area and unlock the gate to the stone bridge you'll find there, you have unlimited access to both the first area and the back gardens (aka the third one) . You sneak on the lady's garden the way you did the first time, and grab the ribbon from the bushes where it got stuck (you won't lose it if you're holding it in your mouth), get the lady to put it on you again.
Then you just exit the way you came, circling back into the area where you're supposed to go! And presto, you'll still have your ribbon
Watch out for the dude in the neighboring garden thou. He's a hater, he'll take *anything* you're holding and throw it into the lady's side, even when it didn't belong to her!
I actually wanted to cry, he was in such pain
Mark: Plotting the murder of everyone just for existing
Also Mark: Has a mental breakdown over his bow getting stuck in the bush
XD
He is a giant man baby😂😎👶
I come back to this video whenever I need something fun and calming... and it's just so delightful, watching Mark as a goose! I think my favourite moment is when the goose is finally appreciated by the two people at the table; I love them bowing and honking at him, and Mark just flapping his wings proudly.
I literally watch this video at least once a week 😂
@@abbyday8397 you are my hero
“What is the scariest thing you’ve experienced?”
*”a gardener almost took my jam”*
A gardener coming after me!
the scariest thing I have experienced is swamp sim shrek was horrorfying
-Logan Sanders 2019
I am scared
mark singing
Mark: a grown man who’s felt pain
Also him: cry’s about not being able to where a bow as a goose
I Mean, Same
Me too it made me cry
*wear* i am the grammar police
@@superkitty1887 I don't think anyone even passed English class at this point.
I did that when I played this game too 😂
Mark’s two moods while playing this:
1) I love this game and everyone else is dumb except me.
2) I’m stupid and I HATE EVERYTHING.
sounds about right 😂😐😑
Yeah that's mark for ya
+Pure destruction
perfectly explained
3) MY BOWWWWWWWWWWW (extreme sobbing)
I love how Markiplier said "It's Goosen time" and Goosed all over the playthrough
Game: **is a stealth game**
Mark and Seán: **run all the way home with the bell clanging for all to hear and wonder why they get chased**
To be fair, that's half the fun!
Remember his Warframe video?
ok andrew
Beeba K Smith yesssssssss
@@genesis-fd5eh Actually it is Seán. The accent is what gives it the 'awn' sound and not 'eean.' Seán himself on his channel has talked about this.
Alternative title: Grown man crys over not being able to hit small child with a broom🧹
And over a ribbon
And over not being able to mow the lawn
Shut up
@@Opalon_pawzz wow, rude
And his badminton racket
I've never seen a man more genuinely distraught over loosing a bow in my entire life.
😢
@@makennamurphy9691 🦆 + 🎀 = ♥️
I was crushed when I lost the bow, I loved my little bow
Who can say where the road goes...only you should know.
You don’t understand
It's been four years, and im still coming back to this masterpiece
real
Mark saying “goose” instead of “honk” is the best part of this whole video
bonk
Gonk
hoose
Shinigami Aleksi So... have you seen death note?
Jack: hjönk
Felix: honk
Mark: gOOsE
Edit: OMG I CAME BACK IN LIKE NINE MONTHS AND I HAVE 6.1k LIKES?! WHAT THE HELL-
*_A F L A C K_*
Duck..
Duck...
*Hjönk!*
youmakelulusick that was beautiful.
@@ambee1041 oh come on ya ruined it
@@flushed834 *A F L A C K*
Edit: wait AFLAC belongs to a duck not a goose
Person: *Minorly inconveniences Mark*
Mark: I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE
Suga
Mark not realizing even once during the final sequence that you can sneak by people by not running while holding the bell but somehow still managing to complete it is fucking hilarious
As an owner of a dog whose name is “Goose”, you can understand her confusion when lying with me while I watch this.
I only have one question why is her name goose..
i call my dog goose
@@Atsushis1fan it’s a good name for a dog. Better than my dog’s name…
Cat.
My kitten, Goose, watches this on my monitor while I do homework xD it's so wholesome
@@meowusical9495 aww that's so adorable, hope you and your kitten well in the future
"Why is this game popular" - Developer.
Think about this, No Man's Sky was promised to be full of everything and have all game modes and failed on it.
Untitled Goose Game can't even be bothered to make a title, so the possibilities are endless.
And it just focused on being a fun game about a goose and not trying to be THE BEST GAME TO EVER GAME.
I've watched playthroughs of this game so many times, and yet I've never played it myself because it won't be on Steam for another year. I think it's interesting to see players reactions and see how long it takes them to figure out what to do.
metal_ak4
yeah we mean it didn’t try to promise and promote things it couldn’t do
Jack's playthrough: Hjoink Hjoink am Goose!
Mark's playthrough: I can Goose Goose the Goooooose
I dare you to go up to a stranger and just scream “hjonk hjonk am goose”
@@katylepetsos7512 That would be hilarious
Katy Lepetsos i did that at school and got in trouble for it XD
I used the *goose* to *goose*
“Markiplier’s Untitled Goose Game ‘Let’s Play’, but every time he says ‘goose’, the video gets faster”
18:43 “willing to bet my entire existence”
We will miss you, mark.
00:00 - 1:00
POV Mark is trying to get the golden buzzer on America’s got talent and forgot most of the lyrics so he used the first word that came to his mind.
Me too!
found an army hereee ;)
gave me chills tho :)
Armiesss
I was sitting here like:😲
Like that really popped af.🙂
Markiplier: sings
Me: That’s pretty good.
Also Markiplier: Singing about geese:
This is better than ever song I’ve ever heard.
Agreed
Not disagree
I second this
Mark: starts up game
Also mark: *immediately finds the ending but doesn't realize it*
HMMM
What about the bell on the bike in the beginning?
Mabye you have to find as many bells??😕😕
And put them in that bell hole thing
@@somedumbrandompersonyoudon6109 too small, it has to be the big one
Ok
Someone needs to make a mod where you can keep the bow so Mark can be happy again
Jack: *shoot 3 episode 30 minute gameplay each episode*
Pewdiepie: *shoot 1 episode 1 hour gameplay*
Mark:
Qie Han eyyy it’s so true though
Mark: gOoSE
Hah
Qie Han eyyy YESSSSSS
One year later, we can all agree mark has the voice of a damn a n g e l .
MARKIPLIER I WORSHIP U AS A GODDD
@@pretzelchild3335 Who said he isn’t a god-?
@@pretzelchild3335 um no.... 😐
he does NOT! he has a gruff voice
Or, you know, a demon that is trying to lure us in
If I had a nickel for every time I heard a “Whole New World” parody about a bird I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I see you are a memer of culture as well
- Phineas and Ferb movie reference detected -
Goose
I would have fifty because of a weird friend... If we only include birds.
THERESAHUNDREDANDFOURDAYSOFSUMMERVACATIONANDSCHOOLCOMESALONGJUSTTOENDITTTTT
The unbridled joy that Mark has playing this game is just so lovely. I watch this when Im feeling down. Long life Gooseiplier!
Gardener: reaches over a three foot wall
Mark: HE'S MORE POWERFUL THAN THANOS
😂😂
Mark: “I’m gonna-
H J Ö N K!!”
Jack: *WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!*
Got Bread? | Jack: MARK YOU WILL COME FOR THE HJONKENING
Thats swedish noises not irish nosies and i know how irish nosies sounds like
@@mcirishmen2558
**H J Ö N K H J Ö N K A M G O O S E**
@@mavendeo thats more like it
Ladder YES
"This game is the worst! It won't let me mow the lawn or abuse children!"
-Gooseiplier 2019
and after that he *put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger*
Get Oofed Nice name. It fits the context.
2020 now
@rhnbow 99 that doesn't matter it matters wat time he said it and since he said it in 2019 than the quote will say 2019
Get Oofed did he goose away the memories ?
2 and a half hours playing as a goose, and mark seeing how many words he can combine with goose. I didn’t know I needed this
The fact that “peace was never an option” isn’t the game’s official tag line is a crime in itself
Underrated comment 😂
@@aspenranger9755 more like overrated am i right or am i right frfr ong
@@Juicy-KingDerp.alt. no, you indeed arent right
@@EmuFanNo1 I am indeed not right frfr ong, 💀💀lmao
@@Juicy-KingDerp.alt.you're a child lmao you ain't right.
Find the difference:
Picnic blanket
Picnic napkin
Mark: they’re the same
Cookie Cake okay then
Atlas *corporate
It's a goose sized picnic blanket
I read blanket as bamket.
Mark: “I would die for goose!!!”
Goose: “you will”
Likely Trash “then perish.”
y o u w i l l
I rewatched the intro at least 10 times because of how beautiful the way Mark’s voice sound especially on the chorus. Quite bone chilling 🥲🥲
Man does have a nice voice
I played the song at the beginning for my dog, who's name is Goose. And she loved it. Tail wagging like crazy the whole time. Now all she wants to do is listen to mark singing about her.
Silentevenings lol yes
Yes.
Quacc
Awww that's adorable
Silentevenings that is adorable
1:38:38 both Mark and the goose look so incredibly devastated over the loss of the bow
Indeed
This comment killed me lol u get a like
As a goose owner, I can confirm that the way Mark plays this game is extremely accurate to actual gooseness.
Lies, nobody owns the goose.
The goose owns you
@@baldr6894 LOL
@@baldr6894 That is also accurate.
*You have goose? Where do you get goose?*
@@kathrynshuttleworth9002 You get goose at goose store. Be sure to come prepared with many a snack to present to goose to appease goose. Some goose like raspberries, while other goose hiss at you when presented with raspberries and much prefer strawberries instead.
(Disclaimer: If you're planning on purchasing an actual goose, please do not follow these instructions as you run the risk of angering your chosen goose friend which may result in certain death.)
I love how much mark enjoyed this game.
if this is just mark yelling "imma gOOse" for two hours im so down.
pm yea
Yeppp
un hu
I've got some good news for you, yo.
I mean it kinda is him just saying goose for 2 hrs or goosey
Mark: “You’d think that that’s the lowest society can be”
Also mark: proceeds to move the chair from underneath an old man
Seán: HJONK HJONK HJONK
Mark: A WHOLE NEW GOOOOOOOSEEEEE, A FANTASTIC GOOSE YOUVE NEVER KNEWWW
Kanimates haha
Hjönk hjönk am goose
@@wifiman97 watch jack's gameplay
Jacksepticeye's gotten a little too obnoxious for my taste. Too much flexing and screaming/boasting and mentioning he's Irish
@Ellie Fuller true~ I ment aggressively screaming and boasting~ if you watch his older stuff you see he's a lot more tame and humble. Also isn't felix a nazi supporter? Just a rumor I heard
To be very honest, the very end of the game was very touching and heartwarming to me, I love this game. The mechanics were fabulous too
lol Mark's face. "I have a to-do list?!"
I have never, in my life, seen someone so frickin THRILLED to just be a Goose. This is officially one of my new favorite games to watch Mark play lol.
1:07:50 -- "I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved -- BRAZIER!!!!"
That sudden and unexpected shift from evil, plotting murdery thoughts to almost excitement at seeing a bra on a clothes line.
2:19:57 **sees the new checklists** "THERE'S MORE GOOOOOOOSE!!!"
I absolutely foresee him doing a 2nd stream just to do the 2nd set of To-Do lists. Just cuz he frickin LOVES this game and being a Goose. ^__^
And I highly support this potential, and more than likely eventual, stream for more GOOSE.
*~Lyrics for “I can show you the Goose~”*
*”I can show you the goose..~”*
*”G00sy g00sy the g00sy~~!”*
*”g00sing, g00sing and g00sing”*
*”On a magic goose ride..”*
*”Goose g00sy the goose”*
*”Time to fly with the goose!~”*
*”goose, goose and the g00sy”*
*”on a g00sy g00sy ride..”*
*”A WHOLE NEW GOOSE!!~~”*
*”A WHOLE NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF GOOSE!!~~”*
*”NO ONE TO TELL US GOOSE,”*
*”OR WHERE TO GOOSE!~~”*
*”A g00sy, g00sy, g00sy, goose with you~~..”*
💖💖💖💖💖
Wow (o u o) i,m a meme your a meme of a Goose
Wxnderland Euphxria May goose be with you.
It's 'A new fantastic', not 'A whole new fantastic'
The chorus should have been untitled goose
• Nadya • I WANT le GOOSEEEE🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢
“Make them goose cheeks clap” is a phrase I was not prepared to hear at all
It's definitely /r/BrandNewSentence material for sure.
😂😂
yeah officer this comment here
39:45
"Ofc I'm a bully, I'm markiplier!"
Got me laughing so hard😂
Mark: Traps the old lady in the garage. "When I'm done watching you waste away into nothing-"
Lady: Escapes easily through the side door
Mark: "Oh."
LOL
that part made me laugh so hard
Developer: Do you people actually like this?
Jack: Yes
Mark: *Yes*
The entirety of the internet: *HJÖNK*
Edit: 10k likes? You guys were READY for the *HJÖNKENING*
Hjönk
Hjönk
Hjönk
Hjönk
Hjönk
the part at 48:55 when the lady gets mad over the toilet paper has a whole new meaning with what's going on in the world as I'm currently watching this
*THE PROPHECY!!*
Yeh. Y everyone need TP in corona tho. At least in school we don't have to do standardized testing and still move on to the next grade
Psyco.Klaus lol
Its strange how I come back to watch this ever time I cant sleep. Strangely therapeutic video
Not even 10 seconds in and I'm already being seduced by Mark's majestic singing voice.
Doesn't even matter he's singing about a goose. Lol.
So very true
Ikr?! Haha was perfect!👏👌👍💕
PREACH MARK PREACH
Eu quero que ele afogue o ganso em mim
same 😂😂
Me: *clicks on video expecting to immediately hear jokes*
Mark: *starts singing a goosie version of a whole new world*
Me: I wasn't expecting that but I am not disappointed, my ears are pleased
N o
@@budzoanimates2897 yes
@@rosyowl0391 nwo ;-;
:_:
I'm impressed... but he started started in the wrong key... and then changed... randomly... to the right key
can we talk about how great marks singing voice is even if he's messing around
FR I thought I was the only one who found that out like I was surprised from the beginning
Lol. Me too
IKR
fr it so good he singer name is goosey the goose
Honestly
Fnaf games: *scary*
Mark: ah!
Slender man: *double scary*
Mark: oh dear!
Farmer: GIVE ME MY RADIO!!!
Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Mark: "I am a stealthy goose with a sock."
*Loses sock*
Also Mark: "I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR CROPS! GIMME! GIVE ME THE SOCK!"
5 minutes later: *distracted talking about his thicc goose caboose*
Caboose on the goose
Timestamp?
Lol
yep- sounds like mark-
"I'm playing this in honor of Ethan from Crank Gameplays."
"He's not dead but his channel is."
XDXD
69 likes, you know I had to do em 👌
Wait what Ethans channel is dead
I was drinking water and died
Ha rekt em
696 likes, He
i love Marks pure joy while playing this game
**Mark traps the old lady in the garage**
Mark: “I win.....”
**Meanwhile the Old lady proceeds slowly to the back door**
“...I will watch as you still slowly starve...as you beg for your life, when you, when I’m done watching you waste away to nu- ”
**Old lady opens the gate and comes out**
Mark: “OH............”
HAHA
1:04:56 marks the greatest moment of triumph for all goose ki-..Oh.
mark: can actually sing
also mark: G O O S E
IKR 😭🤣🥰😚🥳✨❤️😤🥺🤪😆🤩😳😇
@@raynnwyhatt3835 why so many emojis
@Great Day cuz tiktok cringe
@@greatday9805 honestly I don’t know why I’m just like that
Y E S
Me: *Expecting a normal intro.*
Markipiler: *Sings a whole song.*
Me: This is the best intro!!
OwO whats This
Goose
@@metrosexualmillwright6074 I felt like it at the time, sorry if it inconvenienced you in any way.
@@ti_tinfoil it's fine dw, it just makes
a weird feeling when someone uses it
@@metrosexualmillwright6074 I am deeply sorry, I’ll edit it as soon as possible.
I think mark being a goose is the single most amazing thing I've witnessed
the farmer and shopkeeper: literally doing their job
goose brain mark: i H A T E YOU you're the wORsT
Btw it’s not actually farmer its gardener
Victoria Shaw It’s not gardener either. It’s groundskeeper.
Well, it’s fair because the goose is also only doing his job
@@monsoon5524 ah good point
Did you know, That geese hate you on a personal level?
I know you’re all wondering and yes...
There is a one hour loop of “A Whole New Goose”
Thx
THANK GOD
WHERE Ö
Blitz Cat coming to theaters near you
Oh god
“I will destroy everything you know and love-
BRASSIERE!”
-Markiplier, man with ADD
lololololololololololololo
high definishon ADD (ADHD)
Time stamp?
And FIIIIIVEEE OVENS!
@L7143 Bruh I have adhd and HD is making things more focused and sporadic, that is adhd for me
can we just point out that mark is actually a great singer
Mark: “Where did I put the basket? Where is it?”
Basket: _comes onscreen_
Mark: “Where is it?”
Next time on markipler:
mark: "where did I put the basket?"
**Basket comes on screen**
Mark "where is it?????"
**Basket goes off screen**
Mark: "HEY I SAW YOU COME BACK!"
This was me af both times I watched it. I was almost yelling at my screen. Lmao.
@@BizzleBenzedrine lol
Mark: I’m out of here!!
*loses bow*
*stares at us as he loses his power*
*Starts crying*
*i would cry too if i lost my bow.*
lyk if u cri everytim
@@BelleFlower15 Just a SWEET like to comfort us for the loss of the bow 😂
He looked so generally upset it made me wanna go into the game and put his bow back on
can someone put the time stamp for me
Gardener: reaches over the wall like any normal human would and can
Mark: "how did he do that???"
Niamh Corrigan His Goose brain had fully developed at that point.
LucciDaPharaoh yup
I've rewatched this enough times with my mom that we regularly quote this video in our daily lives.
Mark: "I'm sorry I just love this game so much"
less than 5 minutes later: *"LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE-"*
Mark: **drops bow ribbon**
Also Mark: **has a mental breakdown because of his bow ribbon**
i felt that on an emotional level.
I relate to that now on a spiritual level
Mark has one of the most beautiful voices I’ve ever heard
he is like that weird uncle you love the most
yeah low key that was really good
He's sittin there with Dan Avidan😁🤘🤘
@@dl-6550 ...in the dark. Alone...
I see your comment and raise you 21:52 in the video
The beginning was literally just shots fired at Ethan and I love it
When markimoo spends 1 full on minute singing a goose parody of a song from Aladdin you know you clicked on the right markiplier video
Emily M And it was the best rendition ever, best voice 10/10
Why doesn't this have more likes
Yes
That was the best song in the universe
LMAO