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- its the disney channel original movie ZOMBIES and its Danny and he's gonna talk about it and it's gonna be very good!
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Ok so now we all can agree that danny isn't aging, he is just part zombie, part vampire. That's why he looks young but his hair is getting gray.
Well, *his dad is a vampire*
Part zombie, part vampire, a dash of werewolf, and a smidgen of alien
@@erfal19and a mafia boss
@@erfal19 vampire dad
If he was a zombie how come his hair isnt green then???
I'm finding Danny's search for self-identity very cathartic. Sure, he might not be a radio rebel, a camp rock, a princess protection program, or a zombie, but he isn't given up and neither should we
don’t forget lemonade mouth
Or how he's not building a better boy.
Well said!
@Dont-Read-My-Profile-Picture.0ok I won’t
Search for self-identity or schizophrenia? Seems like a fine line
The fact that the metaphor would have been infinitely better off the zombies just never ate people and propaganda was just pushed around saying they did
Fax
Real
Just commented this lmao same brain
Tbh, it's terrible in general... do the writers think black people are only capable of being good people when they're held back (in this case by "Z watches") and that they are inherently violent?? I mean, duuuude... don't make the oppressed party into literal monsters...
Yeah like does this allegory not imply that irl minorities are dangerous monsters only kept at bay by technology/drugs..? Like the people in universe have a good reason to fear literal zombies who would kill them if the watch ever malfunctioned or ran out of battery. It'd make more sense if it was only propaganda if you want to match real life.
Zed: I’m separated from society for being a Zombie.
Addison: I’m….-sniffles- a blonde.
nah she albino
And brown hair is worse
@@anomalousanimates SHE ALBINO GRANDMA
@@dillzy2095fun fact: white hair is a rare mutation i met a girl in 1st grade with that mutation! So the doctors in this movie are just uneducated:]
i think i would be racist towards the zombies
Most sane roblox youtuber
what the freak? flumamgo?
Real
Based??? Yes or no
what are you doing here
“theyre just people with green hair” “dont you eat people?” the duality of dan
@C.Q. Cumber You Still running DeepSea Metro?
Dan 😭
😂😂
@@kathykathy well cannibals exist so
As someone with green hair, I can confirm that I regularly eat people.
18:57 Imagine your whole school is freaking out from flesh eating monsters getting out of control and then some random cheerleader just rips off her wig
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
"Hey! My child just got his leg eaten off! No one cares that you have the hair of a seventy year old!"
Fr😂😂
For me, what truly killed any chance of this movie being good is the fact that they gave the oppressors an actual, legitimate reason to oppress the zombies.
Danny's theory of Addison being part zombie is justified, but little does he know that she's actually an alien (I'm genuinely not lying) 💀
And a werewolf 😂
W H A T
I swear its the same film every time though lmao
Explain
what
Imagine you're a young actor who just got the lead in a Disney Original musical, just so close to being the next Zac Efron, and you open the script and read the line "who's the zombie? I'm the zombie. And this zombie's playing some ball!"
I do love Milo though lol
That would the immediate end of my career… but I still love the actor anyway🥱
@@c.harlotte My man gave it his all, nothing but respect
@@tikikara4222 right like milo’s my man. the finest actors b in the worst dcoms i fear…
ok but bro's on the zac path tho
There’s a really great show called In the Flesh (that only got to run for two seasons rip) about the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse where the zombies have been “cured” but they have to have to take medication consistently or they’ll revert back to their mindless state. There’s a lot of tension from people who don’t want them back because they ate people, they have to wear contact lenses and makeup to blend in, and a lot of the zombies have ptsd from the entire experience. It’s very interesting. Also it’s not treated as a one-to-one allegory, but in the places where it’s analogous to anything it’s about being queer rather than racism. So the premise can be done. Just not like this 😅
That sounds like a brilliant show!
This sounds very interesting, where can I watch it?
@@9ninenin999it originally aired on BBC 3 over here in the UK.
If you live in in the US I think there's a channel called BBC America that is literally just for BBC shows so it might air on that.
If not then idk, you can see if it's available on dvd wherever you are (make sure it's actually made for your region and not a UK import, unless you are the same region anyway idk where you are)
I've just checked and it's available to buy digitally on UK amazon but idk if it'll be available in other countries
And I highly recommend it. Such a good series, and it'll be a really easy watch - 2 seasons and both 3 episodes long
thanks for turning me on to this show
This could be a really good psychological thriller where the zombies are conflicted about whether they’re the same as before they died, fighting to keep their loved ones from before the accident in their lives… the guilt about the things they did that they barely remember…
There's a series called Into The Flesh which has this exact premise!
@@Sarah-tonin I'd like to hear more
The fact that the cheerleaders knowingly sent the zombies into monster mode just to sabotage them is quite frankly horrifying
I feel like that's clearly terrorism?
@@tealOmega980not that deep
@@axz.173 Their plan was to get a load of zombies to kill dozens of people. That's not me extrapolating, that's in the film itdelf
@axz.173 but they eat people??? people will die??????
@@axz.173 It's literally in the movie. A person forcing a group of minorities to act bad in order to get the public to hate that group is racially motivated terrorism.
i love how she says "doctors cant explain it" when there are literally several reasons that someone can be born with white hair loll
I literally KNEW a kid born with a white streak of hair. We called him skunk and made fun of him for it so pretty realistic.
Also what doctor wouldn't recognize alien DNA when running tests
@@peppersaltsman6044 I mean since she was born at all they must have analogous chromosomes. Even if they for some reason did a DNA test I doubt they actually checked the straight up code.
My dad's haired turned shock white by the time he was 15
@@iamcool544 I have a patch of white hair on the top of my head and the side and if someone would call me a skunk I would probably return the insult but 10x worse
I feel I need to point this out. "Anything different is bad and we hate you if you are" is beyond racism; instead, it falls into the category of FASCISM
Here the different things litterally kills and eats you. IT's not racism if they pose an actually threat that has killed countless humans
fun fact. im a cheerleader from nova scotia canada and quite a few cheerleaders from here were in the movie to play background cheerleaders so they could actually do the skills. one of my coaches was even in it. i remember watching it for the first time and being shocked thinking oh my god is that _____? and it was.
Yo I’m from Nova Scotia too! I’ve heard a lot of DCOMs were filmed here (Brink for example I know was filmed in Mahone Bay), but I never considered that Zombies (or any of the other movies Danny’s covered) might be. That’s interesting!
@@noriakikakyoin5745 it wasnt filmed here. i said cheerleaders from ns were in the movie. it was filmed in toronto
@@bhperfig349 Ah unfortunate. Still cool though
It's actually incredible that Disney made a movie that both preaches acceptance and also justifies racism
"I think that's... justified..."
i’m sorry did you just say JUSTIFIES RACICM
@@allthings_aesthetic im assuming they mean in-universe lol, which just makes the movie more problematic. not like we should be racist now
@kieren Zombie racism seems pretty justified
I am extremely racist against zombies.
"not only is this a bad zombie movie, it's also a terrible metaphor for racism" - Danny Gonzalez 2023
Why does this comment have over 400 likes?
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@@quangamershyguyyz7166 probably because that’s such an unusual quote due to how most zombie movies have no ties to real world racial segregation at all
bro what ☠️
So true, he did say that. 100 emoji.
These are the words of our savior
I can tell you from my daughter having a "Z-O-M-B-I-E-s" themed birthday part the songs are NOT unforgettable....I wish they were.
*THIS IS GONNA BE MY YEAR*
My daughter has been Addison for multiple Halloweens. The 2nd movie songs are the best, but all of the movies have ear worms.
Not forgettable
i am so mad that they didnt just make addison albino. she was "born" with white hair THAT IS LITERALLY ALBINISM. "doctors cant explain it" ITS JUST ALBINISM!!! they couldve gotten an albino actress as well! and we couldve explored the struggles addison faces with being albino!! but NOOOO
I’ve never even seen albino actors, that could’ve been so cool.
No , It's not because her skin isn't that white and her eyes are normal.
You mad, you albino? Also, we can explain Albinism, maybe.... you should find a new doctor... because googling "how do albino happen" is the answer you've been searching for your whole life.
@@catalinamaria9169 they are expressing an idea for a pretty bad movie to be better, and I love that, I know people with phases of albinism or symptoms that are similar, it's hellish, now if the doctors went through the many reasons someone born can be born with white hair and nothing came up, then yes nothing would explain it, but instead it's a classic Disney copout
She’s actually an alien I guess and that’s why
I think the backstory really muddies the whole “race allegory” this movie is going for, because it makes the situation far more complicated. I mean, the zombies apparently killed and ate people, and the only thing stopping them from doing it again is an electronic band. I’m pretty sure that’s a scary situation for everyone, both zombie and human, and it makes a conflict resolution way more difficult than I think this movie can manage.
As an alternative, they could’ve made zombies just rise out of the ground one day.
They don’t kill anyone, they’re just a medical anomaly where the dead are reanimating. But give the humans a lot of false preconceptions about zombie culture based off of legends and their depictions in media. This could not only do the race allegory better, but also show how racist depictions in media can affect how people view a certain race.
That would be much better messaging! Although, how would that mesh with the high school setting? Did Zed die as a teenager? Do zombies age, or is Addison going to grow up while he stays a teen forever?
This movie is just Fido, but the zombies are more human.
Kinda like Paranorman. Where the zombies didn't actually attack anyone but everyone was scared anyway
Exactly. One of the things that racist people in the real world do is give the "its in their nature" argument. which has constantly been proven to be false. The issue with this movie is that it *literally is* in their nature to be violent. Completely destroying the race analogy. Zootopia had this same problem.
@Frying Panda Um.... no? The entire point of Zootopia was that it _wasn't_ in their nature, but false preconceptions caused everyone to _assume_ the bad things happening were because of their nature. That's... that's the point of the movie.
Imagine cannibals are allowed to enter your school and you just have to be ok that they’re there because they have watches on
LMFAO YEAH
Wym? I’d be totally okay with a group of serial killers attending my school if they had a sweet bay-blade holder on their wrists.
That can apparently malfunction at any moment by a little push?? 😂😂
Well they’re not just cannibals, the zombies also can’t control their urges without the band, and will 100% try to kill everyone.
that is how Disney sees black people
The scene where a grown adult man heckles a little girl out of nowhere is one of my favorite few seconds of any movie. I'm so glad you caught on to the absurdity of it.
i cannot get over the fact that it only took 50 years for people to accept that zombies aren't bad people because of their race but it took around 400 years for that same treatment to even start to disintegrate for black people
Lol desegregate* lmao could yu imagine if we just started DISINTIGRATING people
I don't think I'll ever get over Addison's character "flaw" being that she has to wear a wig, and that she somehow thinks it's the same as being systematically oppressed 😭
Side note: Can we please discuss the fact that Seabrook is infested with zombies all because some jackass spilled lime soda by accident?
She only gets more frustrating as the movies go on. She joins every single oppressed monster group that comes around and acts like she's one of them just because she has one flaw.
The worst part is, I feel like she could've had a really good and relatable character arc about her figuring out her identity, but it was super poorly executed.
what do you mean being light blonde is exactly the same as racism
@@deen7530 maybe this movie would be better if the metaphor was homophobia or transphobia rather than racism 🧐
And she says "You haven't done anything wrong, besides being you" lol
@@Nathan-Croft
I love you, but your whole existence is what's wrong!!!1 kiss kiss hug
I love how Addison thinks that having white hair is comparable and on the same level as Zed and his friends being ostracized, feared and harassed because they’re monsters
Well she’s an alien.
literally I was frustrated that zed never pushed back against it 💀💀💀 like wtf why’d they write the story like that
It does in later movies when they find out it's because she's an alien or something 😂
honestly it’s giving when white people are like “i feel like i’m more oppressed now because of the blm movement” yk
preps am I right
addison’s “i’m gonna stand” is giving “y/n fight song”
not danny seeing a bald zombie and calling him a troll
The fact that this movie has two sequels where werewolves and aliens are thrown in the mix is actually mental.
fr
Twilight, but for children!
Can then they never talk about the trolls ever again (plot twist: they got eaten by life size burgins)
@@Very-Uncorrect the fact they didnt add 𝙫𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙨 is what keeps zombies from being related to twilight..
@@Very-Uncorrectbut still funny! :D
I'll never get over how all the zombies in this movie look like those edits with random characters recolored to be the Joker
I can’t unsee it now! 😭😂
@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo kk
Your first!
Literally when I first saw a promotional picture of Zed, I thought it was for some low-budget Batman parody called something like Joker: The High School Years.
Zed literally just looks like that picture of the guy pointing behind him a saying "get a load of this society"
ziggty zack zo zan ziggy zat zong!!! 4:39
He just dropped that in zombie!
A couple years ago, my father and I watched this movie at 2 AM after our dog woke us up. We were astounded by the break dancing and lyrical feats of the film. Also, the fence separating the Zombies/Humans felt very reminiscent of WWII Era ghettos. We have watched this film three times at this point. I hope we will watch it again soon.
I love that half-zombie mode is completely berserk, superhuman strength and speed, while full-zombie mode is just like, mildly infuriated and barely able to walk. Makes total sense.
Imaging like 1% of zombie person. It would be like Omniman or Superman.
Espc as they seem to be able to control themselves in half zombie form... They created superhumans, but before committing them to the military they send them to (popmusic kicking in) high-school?!
I mean it makes sense if you go off the zombie lore that freshly turned zombies are stronger bc their bodies haven't decomposed yet
Tokyo Ghoul be like:
@@unclewiley1986 YES
I love how Danny went from ghosting Kevin Jonas to roasting Kevin Jonas😭
Well in the song he does say “and this might not make you feel better but i wish it was Nick”
~I roasted kevin jonas~
Character development
Danny is gonna be so stunned when he finds out Addison is actually an alien
as someone who has watched the other two movies....don't get upset about the zombies just having green hair. The aliens...people from another planet, look like teenagers with blue hair XD I love this series
Omg, I found the other non-hater of this series! Hi!
No joke this movie was filmed on my university campus (one of our buildings was used as the high school). Seeing green haired teen zombies dance and sing in the halls of the building where I had my anthropology lectures is a wild experience.
Awesome!
That must have been quite the experience 😭😭
thats insane
i love that
What university? That’s absolutely hilarious 😂
How did anyone think that “girl you look delicious oh I mean gorgeous” was a funny little romantic line that wouldn’t send most people RUNNING
FRR 😭😭
Like imagine a flesh eating zombie whos only thing is stopping them from fucking gobbling you is this zband watch thing which can fall off at any time, saying that right next to you 💀💀 I'd go sprinting cuz wth
How well did that work out with Justin Bieber and the whole "Yummy" debacle?
i took it as a lil... adult special joke o.O
Idk I'm into it though.
Fr that could be js a hilarious silly line😭
Imagine if this wasn't Disney but instead it was a gorey romance that ended (like Danny said) with Zed eating Addison in a dramatic-traumatic ending
We need this
"We're gonna be someday" or whatever the song is called was my jam when this movie came out
no cause i unironically loved it so much and even wanted to learn the choreography and lyrics 😭
No song in this movie is good...the sequel however
I learned the all the lyrics because I was so obsessed with it.
You missed a pivotal point in the movie, where Zed swipes right on his Z-Band, and he turns into a human to impress Addison's parents. He had that ability THE WHOLE TIME.
It like hurts them to fuck with the Z-band so the zombies can’t just switch to human without feeling pain (I’m sorry autism needs to correct you 💀/hj)
I like to keep the race allegory and think of Zed as a black kid putting on white face to impress his romantic interests racist parents
Micheal jackson looking ass
@@Varmit_ but how is that even a thing?? do the zombies change into humans often? do the humans know they can do that?
@cwahlb1 no, they hacked it remember so no one does this.
I demand that Danny watch the other Zombie movies so we can finally find out the lore of the white hair.
alien
Yeah, me too. I’m certainly not going to watch them.
It’s so funny how Addison every movie wants to be apart of the new minority
its from old age
She ends up being an alien
"*random gibberish* "he just dropped that in zombie" me trying to find out the truth
Danny: now she’s kind of flirting with the faceless shadow figure 7:35
Love how Danny is between "these are just people with green hair" and "they actually eat people".
And its perfect because the movies also do this
I got confused in the movies because when he goes zombie mode/watch messes up why didnt he nearly attack someone instead of just looked funky and mad
My farts are better than Danny's farts.
@@Will.cosplay.SolaceI’m p sure it’s cause he was trying really hard to control himself
@@EELisAwesome yes! In the 2nd movie it’s revealed that zombies are so “evolved” that they aren’t so dependent of Z-Bands anymore because a sharp zombie mind can still be in control without it for a while, I guess it’s like holding your breath you can do it for a certain amount of time and after practicing you can last longer but at after a while you’ll need to catch your breath again, the thing is the Z-Band neutralizes their zombie impulses but it also prevents them from using their zombie powers like zombie strength, invulnerability and high tolerance to pain and in the 3rd movie people around SeaBrook already trust zombies so much that they are now allowed to remove their Z-Bands whenever they please so they can access their zombie powers
I love how the bullies entire plan was just to endanger the entire school for no reason, and then were scared and surprised that "oh no the zombies are coming after me".
Leopards
@@morbidsearch "I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Exactly
@@fernandolemon9204
Thank you comments section for getting me ratioed by someone who explained what I was referencing
"Oh no! The consequences of my actions! Who could have seen this coming!?"
Danny, It's a trampoline. The zombies are not bouncy, its a trampoline.
19:30 fucking killed me
Eliza is actually such a confusing character bc she’s always like “humans are terrible and they hate us for no reason!!” And it’s like… idk if it’s for NO reason, Eliza. You have to wear government issued technology on your body at all times to keep you from cannibalizing your classmates
"hey kids dont be racist against those who might be very violent and murderous" thanks disney
The same device that malfunctions pretty easily
And would technically malfunction way more at a football game
@@cindixgaming3557 right??? At one point in the movie, someone easily hacks that technology, and Zed genuinely almost instinctively kills someone in cold blood
Hey it's like that original plot of Zootopia with the collars.
Yeah maybe literal zombies aren't the best metaphor for minorities
No because Addison thinking her white hair allows her to relate to the oppression the zombies experience is actually perfect
the point was that she can relate to the feeling of being different and knowing she'll never be acccepted for who she really is. obviously
@@melontarte2464the point was actually that Addison is a tone-deaf white girl who can't help but center herself in conflicts lmao
@@HushpuppyJaswell that wasn’t “the point” it’s simply what happened. The movie very clearly wasn’t trying to say something like that, they just wanted their protagonist to be “discriminated” too
@@melontarte2464 it's a shit point. Apples to oranges :/
@@evynngomez1833you said it perfectly. Honestly I was so confused by how this movie made her like that. There’s so many other ways her character could’ve been spared
Addison be like “I’m not blonde, I’m really blonde!”
11:30 i need everyone to look at the extra standing just behind Zed here, the guy in the pink shirt😅
Guys I think we owe Danny an apology.After countless videos none of us have answered “what is up, Greg” Well Danny, nothing much how about you
don't lie to the poor man, Jason! ur name is not GREG
@@skipskylark9525 no…. Jason’s my middle name, I swear
@@skipskylark9525 are you saying.... You're not a Greg? C'mon
Don't y'all reply every time, as if he's in the room with you?
That was just me, then?
@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo ok
It's always the power plants causing zombies
I did NOT expect to see you here Ryan lol
doka ryan!!!!!
anti-nuclear-power propaganda
hi Ryan
Ban all power plants.
14:15 the audible shoe shuffling though 😭
Zombies being afraid of fire is actually a Frankenstein trope. Al tho it does make some sort of sense since Frankensteins monster is an amalgamation of dead people body parts, and other stuff given life through electricity. But that brings the question if a zombie needs to be an dead or could be just an alive monster
I love how he guessed that Addison is tiny bit Zombie, but the truth is it takes two other movies to find out she's actually half Alien, which is so much more stupid than the part Zombie idea.
Quarter technically, but yeah
@@rosied7082which is so stupid, she is no where close to being an alien but nooo because she’s the special one (sorry this just pissed me off so much, but I genuinely love these movies)
Thanks, I hate it!
She’s part werewolf too or something, right?
@sneakymcbadguy5121 she thought she was, but she actually never was. The entire second movie is about how she thought she was actually a werewolf but isn't at all.
I'm so confused on if Danny is pro-zombie integration or anti-zombie integration
he was very clearly anti integration. Very problematic.
@@iamcool544 I mean... What if they eat our dogs???
I don’t want my future kids being with them darn WALKERS
@@bringbackdaredevil8541 add a 👴🏻
@@ZigZoxyLMAOOO
Dude I would feel so cool if I was born with white hair
“so all of the songs in the movie suck ass” 4:30 **some day** is the only song that will be playing in my head forever
I’m really glad Danny highlighted how the racism analogy fundamentally does not work. The same issue applies to most racism allegories in fiction because the stand in for minorities is always mutants, aliens, etc, but that comparison will always fall short because in the real world minorities literally have zero differences beyond superficial aesthetics. Even if the zombies never ate people the allegory still doesn’t work because they are still on some level physiologically different to humans in a way ie black people to white people aren’t
It's similar to why zootopia doesn't work, both zombies and predators were a threat + have the opportunity to continue to be a threat, the prey/humans have genuine reasons to be afraid of them, racism doesn't work like that idk why directors are convinced it makes sense
Same way as when Rowling claimed werewolves were an allegory for HIV/AIDS. Like what?? Ppl with HIV do not go around attacking others (including children) to give it to them ☠️☠️
comparing minorities to hostile creatures comes off as very racist. idk what these directors are thinking.
I think a stand in works fine provided it isn't inherently harmful. By it's very nature an allegory is never going to be an exact match.
@@horrordyke to me the way I make sense of it is that with kids movies, as is what most of these movies are, Racism is a very heavy topic and while it is important to teach kids about these issues you need to do it in a way that won't traumatize them, like there's a reason movies like the OG Disney's Pinoccho aren't being made anymore and it's also easier to explain to kids who is who by giving each side defining characteristics that set them apart, there are definitely better ways to do this than Z-O-M-B-I-E-S or any other movie who use genuinely dangerous characters as the oppressed people but there's also a fine line between explaining heavy topics and getting sued
this movie still sucks but that's just my opinion on the matter, I'm an internet stranger with too much time on my hands.
I feel like the metaphor would be a lot better if Zed found out at the climax of the movie that his Z-band didn’t actually do anything. That he was still just a normal guy with green hair. That the whole story about the zombies attacking everyone was false
Society was just fed up with joker meme and thats why anyone green haired was hated
When random youtube commenters come up with better endings that real hollywood writers. To be fair though, a dog could probably write a better movie than this.
Yeah, this movie isnt a good metaphor for racism because in this world the humans had a justifiable reason for being scared of zombies. They literally *ate* people. Whereas in our world racism is just like "those people are different and have more melanin that's scawy 🥺".
@@Waldzkrieger”uhhh that person was born on different soil let’s call them aliens if they try to come over here. Also they have bigger noses 🥺 can incite war pwease”
Wait that''s actually amazing tf
Love that this movie completely ignores the fact that they’re still zombies, meaning they’re still decaying and rotting as they “live”. So they’ll constantly have the rancid and rotten stench of death about them at all times, but nahhh. Those are just details. We don’t pay attention to those here at Disney
1:45 it’s funny because I never realized until now that…the zombies and beetlejuice have the same vibe when it comes to hair colors and makeup choices 💀
Addison comparing her white hair to the zombies literally being oppressed has got to be the most mind boggling thing in this entire movie
white people want to be oppressed so badly lmao
She definitely puts blm or stop Asian hate in her bio when she dates a poc
It’s very very how white or straight or etc majority group often act, and it is indeed that foolish
oh i seen one better from tiktok the other day, straight white model men saying "I heard you're looking for diversity" and proceed to say that he grew up with acnes 😂
@@alexia3552 It’s a little disappointing how this point went over most people’s heads considering several people commented it & have thousands of likes…
Lmao for a “zombie safe room” he seemed to be able to open it pretty easily
even in his not total zombie form
maybe we all misunderstood it, its a safe room for zombies and addison just didnt realize and its really there to protect their new students and its required by the new law
@@daryncollins7640 love it
She probably just forgot to lock it or because how zombies just are sorta in a basic humane state they’re able to figure it out.
Honestly, not that inaccurate. Remember when people unironically thought that desks would protect them from literal nuclear annihilation.
(12:14) well how *else* do you win? 🤨
The way Danny basically guessed the second movie with the trolls joke 💀💀💀 in case y’all don’t know Danny’s right, there’s werewolves in the sequel and apparently the zombies don’t even like them until the end 💀💀💀💀💀💀
obsessed with the fact that the main girl's "real hair" is an infinitely worse wig than the wig we know is a wig
update: in a shocking turn of events, the supposed blonde wig is the actresses' real hair while the character's real hair is the shitty white wig which is for sure a contender for the worst wig in cinematic history.
True. Looks like plastic.
Also as the movies go on her white hair gets progressively less white and turns platinum blonde. But sure Addison, go off about how hard you have it because your hair is more blonde than normal.
Also that she's deeply insecure about it, but she choses a wig, which can fall off at any time, instead of dyeing her hair. Although apparently hair dye doesn't exist in this world because no zombie dyes their hair black.
edit: Y'all can stop commenting in the lore she can't dye it, I understand.
EXACTLY
@@aldranzam3456 in the movie she said dye didn't work on her hair
The "I'm gonna stand" scene is actually a fantastic subtle commentary on modern racism, where after a tragedy an uninvolved white girl insists on making it entirely about herself.
Its a masterpiece, give us 10 more movies 🙌
Sadly the most realistic part of the movie
at least its realistic
Oh you people are serious 😬
@@Ben-hn4nw oh no, we are well aware racism doesn't exist. I mean, im pretty sure black and Asian people don't exist! this movie definitely isn't an obvious metaphor for racism, but instead is a metaphor for tax evasion.
we all love anti racism allegories where there are fundamental differences between the minority and the hegemony! especially when those differences are things like the minority being inherently more violent! we all love anti racism plots where the success of integration hinges partially on what the members of the minority have to offer to the hegemony!
2:16 Zed wants to experience the epic highs and lows of high school football
no, IM z-o-m-b-i-e-s
No no no no no
I’M Z-O-M-B-I-E-S
No I am :)
No I'm!
You're all wrong, I'M Z-O-M-B-I-E-S
But if IM zombies and YOURE zombies, then whos driving the car?????
Danny’s theory for Addison’s hair makes much more sense than the actual cause they came up with in the movies
What's the actual reason?
@@bubbsterr4967 In short, she's like...one eighth or one fourth alien or something-
@@damienearl8302 wtf-
@Damien Earl but there aren't even aliens in this movie, why wouldn't they just make it something at least related to the entire lore of the movies
@@rodmunch6865 there are aliens in the third movie and their mothership is voiced by RuPaul lmao
the scene of the zombie guy taking the blonde girl to zombieland was scarily similar to how taking my german friend to my latino hometown was like
Never realized how strange this one was, only watched it once
Addison gives me “hey Barbie” vibes
Never saw the (worse) sequel
Okay I have an embarrassing story…
When this movie came out I was about nine, and I fucking loved this movie. I memorized the songs and made my friends memorize it too, and I rewatched it multiple times. about a year later my mom told me she was pregnant, and I being the dumbass I was suggested the name “Aliza” as in the zombie from the movie. I didn’t actually think they would like it as much as they did, but they were absolutely dead set on this name. Now I have a four year old sister who will never know she’s actually named after a weird Disney movie.
You should eventually break the news by making her watch this video and read this comment after
Man 😭
Nahhhhh I'd be mad 😂
That is a secret you keep to the grave
"dead set" i stan by that pun whether indended or not
His theory for Addison's hair is so much better then whatever the heck the movies decided to do.
The aliens were WILD
If they make another film it’s gonna be about vampires or trolls 😂
@@dfx13productions47 or mermaid that turns out to be Addison aunt on her grandpaside
What is the real reason though?
@@pancakesxoxo1064 she's an alien. No I'm not joking
10:43 This is how you know Danny isn't a gamer, it's not a movie trope but it's a video game trope for sure.
ALL Zombies are weak to fire, with the dead skin and all. Granted it doesn't make sense in this movie, since they are in fact just people with green hair
that wig moment was almost as iconic as roxy in drag race
I love how at 16:26 Danny’s like “and theres actually trolls too” and little does he know there are werwolves and aliens to come later 💀
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Honestly, if they didn't stop it at three, I would've genuinely loved to see a troll or ogre based Zombies movie-
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@@damienearl8302 honestly same 😂
there’s also vampires ! if you count the animated spin off episode canon
One of my biggest fears as a writer is making something so bad it ends up in a Danny Gonzalez's video
Nah you need that danny bump for exposure
honestly me too
Honestly I would love to have Danny make a video of a bad movie I made so I can make better movies lol
Good incentive 😈
that's all our fears
4:47 Languages can evolve from being an accent to a dialect to a fully new language, and keeping in mind the fucking MUTATION that they went through it makes sense that they strayed so far from english that it couldn't even be considered a dialect, rather a fully new language.
“Do you have one leg bigger than the other?” “Do you have the tallest hair iv even seen?That would be embarrassing”Had me dying 😭😭13:48
Obsessed with Danny mercilessly bullying that tall haired kid without breaking character once
My farts are better than Danny's farts.
Huh? Breaking character?
@@frickfrack7075 dead serious, and he didn't stop and laugh or explain what his thought process was on the scene itself, which we usually does for jokes.
@@bananaboatcharlie he's not playing a character to break is my point. I never heard him bully anyone either.
@@frickfrack7075 Not what I meant by breaking character. The joke is that Danny acts like the kids in the movie and mocks one of them the way they mocked Addison. The fact that he does it with a straight face and moves on without a word was very funny to me.
And 13:46
This movie seems like it would've made infinitely more sense if they'd picked literally any other mythical creature
I was thinking the exact same thing!!
Unicorns
Black people
@@deltap6967 black people are mythical creatures
Within Reason. You don't want mythical creatures that eat people, so avoid using Werewolves in the movie.
I’m cackling right now💀
11:41 why did i slightly hear the chug splash sound or am i just crazy like think about the chug splash sound
Fun fact, I worked at Disney World for a little bit and attended the filming of the 2019 Disney Channel Christmas special. The audience right in front of the main stage was all Cast Members (so, people college age and older). While I was there, they were filming the girl who plays Addison singing and dancing to a song for the special. In between takes, while she was mic’d up, she asked the crowd, “Who here has seen ZOMBIES??” I shit you not, one person raised their hand. She asked what they thought of it, and they yelled back “It was alright” 😭😭
I wonder what that one person thought about there being two more movies lol
@@connorbeith3232 dang I really wish I knew, lol. I went home after the taping and watched Zombies myself and… let’s just say Danny’s review feels very validating hahaha
😂😅
Poor girl, she was just trying to bond with the crowd 😂
now that is unfortunate
When I watched this when I was younger and in present time I kept forgetting that they were zombies and I never really payed attention to their looks ig I rlly just listened along and looked at their faces and not their hair i dont know
imagine trying to bounce off the floor like a zombie.
I'm outside your house
As a person with green hair, I also need a Z-band to stop myself from going absolutely batshit crazy.
calling hrt my z-band now
Lol
@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo
ok_I_won’t_lmao
@@swarmofgeese hrt and antidepressants are basically z-bands lmao
@mammoneymelon idk if y'all realize this, but that's probably not the best analogy to be making... kind of has some not so subtle negative implications doesn't it?
Somehow the canonical explanation for the white hair is 10x more wild then what Danny came up with
Why does she have white hair? Is it because she's an alien? (I never watched the 3rd movie).
@@dormiebasne literally yes
@@pig4gameryt wait *WHAT*
@@pig4gameryt that sucks
@@aurora_sleeping_beauty_in the second one, they made it seem like she was a werewolf that was prophesied about but then changed their mind at the last minute. I forgot there were aliens in the 3rd one tho. That's wild lol. I never actually saw them, just reactions to them years ago, so I'm kind of rusty on the details
Romeo and Juliet ending: she breaks his band on purpose, he eats her, the humans kill him, chaos reigns
This has quickly turned into one of my favorite channels on TH-cam! Funny and witty. Kudos Danny!
I like how Danny doesn't think random fence movers are probably just a bald zombie
🤣🤣🤣
Bald Zombies are likely better at looking human than their fellows
They even show a bald zombie in the power plant scene and Danny put it in
@@ItsPartlySunny 🤓
he was slightly pink tho
Hearing Danny's theory about Addison's grandpa getting bit in correlation to her having white hair is so funny bc that's also what we (people who watched the movie expecting it to be better than it was) all assumed and then the second and third movie rolled around 💀
Please tell me why that is, I really don't wanna watch those movies-
@Dione Martins
spoilers:
basically she's part alien (hence the hair color) and is adopted (hence why she has human parents and thinks she's human)
edit: apparently she's not adopted. she's just like 1/4 alien lmao
@@dionemartins0212 she's an alien. In the second movie, they introduce werewolves and she thinks she's a chosen one leader werewolf, but then it turns out that's not true. Then in the third movie they introduced aliens and it turns out her grandma was an alien who fell in love with a human and had Addison's mother. Her mother knew the entire time if I'm remembering correct
@@malsjohn that's so utterly absolutely insane I feel obligated to ask you if you're not trolling 💀
@@rufusdrumknottvgc i second this.
Zed getting pushed to the ground caused his z-band to malfunction and for him to start trying to eat people…so he decides to play a sport that involves being tackled and pushed to the ground…yeah great decision making there Zed
14:00 “Think think brain blast” Had me rolling😭
The z band idea kinda reminds me of one of the scraped scripts from Zootopia, where all the predators had to wear shock collars
i just came here to say exactly this, youre so right
Yes but the zombies actually like the Z-Bands because it helps them and has many uses, I remember watching a video of Milo and Meg rehearsing the script and there were lines saying that the Z-band can also play music and in the movie later Zed says that they got an upgrade and now had Wi-Fi, in Zootopia the predators hated those shock collars and only wore them because they had to in order to be accepted and live there because it kept them from attacking someone but it also wouldn’t let them have strong feelings such as excitement and joy
ya but zootopias also bad rep of racism bc the minority r literally predatory animals 💀
@@lauracerqueiramachado8979 Also, to add to that, Zootopia had the collars be a tool to stop a perceived threat based on prejudice, with many prey not even knowing (or caring) just how badly it affected the predators because they were so set in their incorrect belief that predators were predisposed to aggression. It's a genuinely interesting depiction of how fear can cause people to unfairly judge and oppress others.
In Z-O-M-B-I-E-S it doesn't really work as an oppression allegory because, as you said, the zombies like the bands, but also they are a legitimate threat if the bands stop working. It makes the "don't call people monsters for being different" message kind of fall flat when the oppressed group will go into an uncontrollable murderous rage if they don't wear a band.
It would be like if in Zootopia they had the predators actually go savage when the collar came off. It's just such a weird decision.
@@AllyGatorAnimator yes exactly. it feels like they thought of the premise and thought of an interesting conflict and either the broad strokes were never revised or it just did not click for them how those two things together basically justify racism in your racism allegory. not to mention having your stand in for black people have barely-controlled rage issues programmed into their DNA that they use only to prey upon the majority group? fucking yikes. were there no black people in the writers room at disney, or like a sensitivity reader, or anyone with even a basic understanding of anti-black racism?? that shit would absolutely not fly nowadays.
the fact this was made and scrapped-zootopia wasnt (even if the budget and culture at the time are obviously why) is lowkey upsetting