I'm sure Canada meant a way to use "Spiders from Mars" to practice the Geneva checklist on Earth. He did say "Because the Geneva checklist only applies to things with two legs on this planet"
there is a middle ground, its called mixing both. such is the propper canadian way, perfectly taught to every canadian in the form of a canadian goose...
Canada doesn't think of it as a checklist. To them, it's a scorecard. If it was a checklist, they'd only commit each warcrime once. That's not their style. They think they get more points for repeating each war crime.
We are the reason why the Geneva checklist exists in the first place. Even if that isn't true, it warms my cold Canadian heart immensely to believe it. I would advise against harshing my mello, lest I create a new line on that checklist
If you haven't watch the video on the Japenese raid on Pearl Harbor. You should, it's really interesting and as awful as it was towards us, the Japenese dropped the ball big time. If they had pulled their plan off perfectly, Nobody would of survived pearl harbor
Poland as little Texas is funny. What's funnier is how fast Poland is to buying weapons systems the second they're available they buy. They've ordered stuff we haven't even built for ourselves yet.
Russia and Belarus have been flexing their wimpy muscles along Polands borders since before Russia invaded Ukraine, so yeah, I dont blame them for beefing up
I can't blame Poland one bit. Each time Europe breaks into a bar brawl, Poland is that dude sitting there trying to mind his own business, but somehow catches a flying beer bottle to the head and has to go to the hospital. He's been getting the find out part for years and figures he's gonna get in on the fuck around bit this time.
I’d say they are more like rally’s lead by professors that have been teaching the ideology of the bad guys for 20 years or so and are now nationally exposed
I live in a college town and we don't take likely to squatters sitting on campus grounds and spread trash and feces all over the place. Gross. Damn these kids. Where's the fucking time machine Delorian car when I need it so I can go back to the 80s where gas was only $1 and McDonalds burgers were only $1!?
i don't even think its all that creepy when the kid does it, there is just a ton of sexual suggestion in his tone that i need an extra layer of clothes to feel like i'm not being undressed with his radar
"No, it's somehow creeper when you do it" The kid is getting smarter and stronger every day, soon. Uncle Sam would need a lot of stronger containers to stop our boy.😒
In the classic civ-game Alpha Centauri, you can't use nukes on enemies without first repealing the UN charter on human rights. In the expansion, where two alien species also are present, you can do WHATEVER you like to the aliens (nukes, chemical and biological warfare) since the UN charter simply doesn't apply to non humans. If you want to do some Maple-flavoured roleplay.
@@Mamorufumio ...does it actually work better or should I stick with the cracked and fan patched to work better on a modern system stuff that I've got?
I make it a point to send these to my Canadian in laws and they love your stuff. Theyre especially fond of ,"When the soory stops, the war crimes start". Keep it up!!!
Sometimes it concerns me that some people (myself included) in Canada are oddly proud of our past brutality in war, but it’s also very amusing. I think the funniest part is that there’s such a clear duality of the behaviour of Canadians between peacetime and wartime. Like there’s no in-between. We’re either fully polite or we’re adding to the Geneva Conventions.
O Canada! With respect to Monty Python: "No one expects the Canadian Inquistion..." Being polite for all those years, the Canadian superego finally decides to go on holiday.
@@Ben_KimberIt conerns the RCMP as well, they put out a paper a few weeks ago that said "Canadians could become a threat to national security if they realize they'll never be able to own a home" 😂😂
It's just the walls next to Russia that are just waiting for the excuse. -From a person who's in a country that's on the border & was occupied for decades.
@@Pimps-R-us We don't want it, but if Russia does pull a big stupid, we'll do it. Poland is very much a exaggerated character in HLC's videos. IF THEY FUCK AROUND, THEY WILL FIND OUT.
@@Pimps-R-us honestly? With the current situation around the world I mind it Like legit, most countries are basically fucked economically speaking and some would be prone to bankruptcy in a matter of a couple decades
@@Pimps-R-us i too am a veteran and i for sure want it....russia needs to find out and its been a long time since america has gone hard in the taint when it comes to conventional warfare.
As I am also named David I feel compelled to comment. In SD that's certainly the hope. If we give them attention they really will escalate. I've only seen trace elements in our corporate agendas throughout the county. Colleges, I can only imagine the CSU schools have become even more unsavory.
@PopEwLair to be honest most homeless people I come across, have told me they deserved it because they fucked up in their life badly. I dunno if I am supposed to feel bad or just ignore it.
Watch Fat Electrician, he breaks down the beginning of the "Don't touch America's boats" and every subsequent time that somebody has done so and the "proportional" response handed out to them that resulted in their complete and total regret for said actions. It's hilarious how he tells it, too.
It's easier to win, if you have to face only Russia and not Russia, the rest of Europe and the USA, basically all on your own. Being on the same side as the US might also help a bit in winning.
Weeeell... admittedly, the two previous times, we had our hopes up we'd be on the winning side as well. Three time's the charm, eh? _Now if only that bald mofo in Berlin would deliver some Taurus..._
I am glad Germany is on our side. Yes, their military capability has lacked in the last few decades, but it is still a large nation that could really kick in military industrialisation rapidly if needed. Think about it Germany, you could be in a World War and the Royal navy ISN'T blockading you this time. Unrestricted materials...mmmm
Last time Palestinians left their land most weren't permitted back to their land. That might give some insights as to why even people who aren't fighting against the IDF aren't leaving. 🤷
I mean they can't right now. Jordan refused because of what you state. Egypt refused (supposedly) both over that and the fear that Hamas would come with them and help out the Muslim Brotherhood (Hamas is sorta an offshoot of them).
@@malcireJordan refuses because the last time they let in a bunch of Palestine refugees said refugees tried to overthrow the monarchy. They also killed the prime minister. They also played a hand in causing the Lebanese civil war and supported saddam s invasion of Kuwait despite Kuwait hosting them. Middle eastern countries don’t want Palestinian refugees because they have been nothing but trouble.
"I would like to have nuclear weapons" - The calm delivery on that line made me burst out laughing. Well played HLC, well played. (So glad I put my drink down when watching this!)
i need to follow that advice for these videos. the amount of times ive spat my lunch, my juice, my protien shake.. all over my poor phone is kinda embarressing. this guy does good work, though, doesnt he?
It was definitely a hilarious moment. United States comments on hostilities in Europe dying down a bit, Poland talks about wanting nuclear weapons and then panic ensues until the reasoning begins. And it was indescribably funny how raptor found out how creepy he was being when someone else was doing the same thing. Like he looked in a mirror but saw someone else’s face.
Unsurprising. Uranium is a whole lot more common than most people think. Anywhere that radon gas is a problem for home construction has a major deposit right up near the surface.
Canadian here. I'm wondering why people miss the entire point of why Canada's a frothing homicidal maniac in war... People fuck with our friends, they find out! Don't mess with America's boats, don't mess with Canada's friends. Same thing! Ain't friendship nice?
Maybe cause the CAF is in such a state of disrepair due to multiple internal issues and also external such as progressively getting defunded (Our North, Strong and Free funding document is a joke since there are only promises of funding but no commitment) that its capabilities for waging any type of war is slightly below average. It constantly needs support from allies to get anywhere, has to burrow necessary fighting equipment like tanks and transport helicopters from allies, some of which was ours to begin with but had to sell early on due to defunding. And also public support for the CAF is minuscule, a lot of people are apathetic to its situation and a portion of people only care about its concerns for the wrong reasons like diversity, workplace ethics and such. People in Canada ride high off the CAF's history of being a good military that punches above its weight and its peacekeeping operations (which are almost minuscule today) and they just dont bother learning what it is right now, public support for funding is rising but its no where near enough to get that funding fast enough. Just had to rant
@@grefire1947 pretty much nothing pisses me off more in Canadian politics than how all of the parties use military spending to score points off each other. One party gains power, they instantly cancel every procurement deal the last government made, saying some bs or other... Just because they can't allow any other party to win anything! This is why we're flying Seaking choppers with more hours than the manufacturer even believed they could survive! Think a Ford truck with two million miles, I believe that's a fair comparison. Grr grrr!
Having trained alongside the Canadian,Australian and British armed forces during more than two decades of service I have to say America is in good and slightly scary allied hands.
"...so the only ones there are still fighting us." You mean like the doctors, nurses, journalists - oh, how about those aid workers for World Central Kitchen? They seem like a particularly nasty bunch...
Like I always understood that with terrorist you will expect civilian casualties due to them tending to hide in civilian areas but Isreal is really getting out of hands with their "heavy handed" approach. Most people won't accept that some people do refuse to move from certain areas because of things like sentimental value, home sickness, financial struggle etc. Hell during hurricane Katrina there were a lot of people who did not evacuate for similar reasons, did they deserve to have their deaths ignored and have no efforts to reduce the number of deaths that could've still occured had no action been taken place? Plus aiming at relief workers who explained exactly what they came to do and where they were at all times doesn't help raise the publics opinion on you plus suggesting a seige on one of the few remaining towns that many refugees have gathered in clusters at is another way to drop your reputation of righteousness
It says something that we're more willing to give Poland nukes than we are the F-22. It's "Sure, we'll consider giving you a weaponized sun" vs. "Give you The Kid? No, we value civilization too much to unleash him." Look, I never said it was a *good* something...
Well the nukes still have to be enabled in DC, otherwise they're just dirty bombs with next to no yield. The F-22 on the other hand can be used without explicit permission.
The exploding sun in a can only be dropped once per bucket. The kid can always return to base for a reload and refuel. Until it is declassified that it is not only built around spite, but its fuel is self-generating spite, I am going to continue living in a world where it can in theory run out of gas.
I _suspect_ 22 is still so far ahead of everything else in the world, that *nobody* gets even a ride-along! I was _pissed_ that _it_ is what was sent to intercept a _state-of-the-art spy balloon platform_ loaded with every kind of high-resolution sensor _possible_ to build! Did you see that thing? 100+ square meters of framework . . . that's a lot of gear!
I wish the protests were better covered. Theres multiple groups doing the protesting and they don't all agree (or get along) with each other. But to deadpan them all as the same and the worst case scenario is nuts. Theres also a worry of outside actors setting things up to make it all worse.
@@BrokensoulRider you somewhat proving my point. Ruined how exactly? Even the vandalism and rioting in Portland was the same 3 blocks each night, it wasn't wide spread. The BLM protests also had a ton of cases of outside actors committing crimes and inciting the riots. Majority of the protests Remained protests. I'd be willing to bet the number would be even higher if the outside agitators and any police escalation (the kettled crowds and got in trouble over time) didn't happen
@@sovelissskirata8105 Do you know how much money cities had to put out to repair what was destroyed? It wasn't just small areas. Minneapolis, Kenosha, parts of Kentucky, even here in my state of Illinois, along with Berkely, Seattle, etc.
@@BrokensoulRidergood and now they now the financial cost of supporting the police. Protests only work if the government fear the costs of not supporting the protesters cause be they social, political, or economic. That's why I think that all these hippy dippy peaceful college kids are morons. What is the point of protesting the actions of your government while still obeying said governments rules? If you do that then where is the incentive for actual change if the government knows that they can do whatever they want and face zero real consequences
If this active member of the US aid force is saying that “the world is getting closer and closer to something happened twice before”, should we be concerned? And if so, by how much?
Because what's left of Canada might be bad for everyone, after what the PMO did to it. And they are passing new rules to give themselves more powers to themselves and the CRA and such.
Yeah one of my coworkers was saying something about protesters wanting Jews to wear armbands, and I go “Seriously, has NO BODY looked at a history book recently? This sounds way too similar to something that happened once before. I just can’t seem to put my finger on it.😉”
@@Hoshimaru57oh please after the orange man's run are you surprised people are getting REAL bold with their hatred and bigotry? Now these students have the right to protest. Of course they do. But that's a bit much to say. The Jewish people even want Nethanyahu out ffs.
@@TheRibottoStudios Got a friend who'd prefer someone that actually has military skill over just power. Israel is in the right but their government needs new elections.
I love the "Would you intercept me" bit, and you just 1Up'd yourself. I'm dying here. Totally right, it's still somehow creepier when the "kid" says it. Haha!
China: Attacks Pearl Harbor as part of a first strike in their invasion of Taiwan. Taiwan: Thanks all the gods. Japan: Oh no. Aren’t they supposed to be the smart ones? Russia: All my forces, get away from China. And for good measure, give America a 500 mile buffer as well. America: Time to turn the saying into the Lands of the Rising Suns
We're itching...We Canadians had to spend so much time playing nice and saying sorry all the time that giant, Martian spiders would make a great release.
@@LucanVaris Well the board of education who decides what's taught in schools and the people they hire at said schools, play a larger role than just the budget.
I'm sorry, is Canada actually excited at the idea of going to war with GIANT SPACE SPIDERS? I mean I get theyre the reason we have the Geneva conventions, but good god man!!!
'I'm on my way' 'But I wldnt take that shit fam' Jst when I think I heard the absolute bestest from these guy's they one up themselves & I'm ❤❤it!! 🤓🤓♥️♥️
There's also group in Poland called Kashubians - They are mix of Germanic roots (Prussians) + Slavic roots (Polish), though closely assosciated with Poland
"Would you touch me?" is creepier. CTE Popeye's got nothing on the kid. And the worst part about spiders on Mars is that David Bowie did live long enough to see it. Someone way smarter than me needs to rewatch The Prestige and figure out a way to make that device a reality so we can bring Bowie back.
I'm sure there will be another 200b USD "relief" package signed by the USA to rebuild after its over... People returning though? Yeah, idk about that. Almost like there's been a plan in place to relocate them to Europe and NA for nearly 2 decades now...
I think they mean go elsewhere internally. Which some did and some didn't. But considering the state of infrastructure in Gaza, not a whole lot of places to go even if they wanted to.
Well if you leave you can't come Back once the IDF is done w making so much FUN! So where to go where nobody wants you as a refugee -like the Jews in the late 30's no home for them and were returned in boatloads to Germany and placed into those NOT SO NICE WORK CAMP's while wearing ARM bands! "Your Papers Please"!!!! IDF policy is if you have to a home you can return to w proof of possession etc your papers please - but funny thing is if its destroyed - well then it's not a home so it's not yours so you can't stay in the rubble. Welcome you are now a refugee.
"DON'T TOUCH AMERICA'S BOATS!" Unless that boat is the USS Liberty and you're our "Greatest Ally" despite your country having never contributed anything of value to ours in its 70-odd years of history and you have a reputation for bombing evacuation convoys so you can insist that the people in them "chose not to leave."
"We have let all the people who want to leave, leave" Problem is they have nowhere to leave. They can't leave through Egypt, and can't leave through Israel. They are, well and truly, fucked.
Germany: Why is MY air force debris!? Poland: Better safe than sorry. USA: Damn it Poland! Poland" For what? USA: For both and you know it, but mostly Germany.
...... Is Canada going Helldivers before us Americans?!?!?!
... Im suddenly both ashamed and offended...
TBH the Helldivers aren't even american, the lore states the world was united by Swedes XD th-cam.com/video/KUuAbvj4Z7w/w-d-xo.html
I'm sure Canada meant a way to use "Spiders from Mars" to practice the Geneva checklist on Earth. He did say "Because the Geneva checklist only applies to things with two legs on this planet"
Instead of democracy, they're going to spread war crimes to the galaxy!
I'm not! Hell, I figured it'd be either them or the Aussies first and us Yanks would be second.
just be thankful its not the australian going and taming them..
Canada has two modes. Annoyingly apologetic and walking war crime. There is no middle ground
We learned that from the geese
There is a middle ground it's worse then both
there is a middle ground, its called mixing both. such is the propper canadian way, perfectly taught to every canadian in the form of a canadian goose...
The middle ground is civil unrest lol
We call the first mode "Hockey Season"
Poor Canada thought that they had a way of circumventing the Geneva Suggestion....
I mean, the Geneva Convention doesn't apply to _Mars..._
you mean the Geneva Checklist right...?
It's not a war crime the first time. TFE
Wait so you’re telling me that circumventing Canada’s job isn’t what they were founded for?
That's good for other nations, not good for us. We can't have our fun anymore...
Canada doesn't think of it as a checklist. To them, it's a scorecard. If it was a checklist, they'd only commit each warcrime once. That's not their style. They think they get more points for repeating each war crime.
It works like a GH combo meter and they're going for a FC
The planets spiciest game of bingo
We are the reason why the Geneva checklist exists in the first place. Even if that isn't true, it warms my cold Canadian heart immensely to believe it. I would advise against harshing my mello, lest I create a new line on that checklist
Finally, someone gets us. There's a lot of repressed feeling going on when all we are is sorry. We need some giant spiders or something to vent on.
@@RTJsims Difference is you yell "Geneva!" when you get a full row
"DON'T TOUCH THE BOATS!"
Japan's PTSD has been awakened.
BOOTS*
If you haven't watch the video on the Japenese raid on Pearl Harbor. You should, it's really interesting and as awful as it was towards us, the Japenese dropped the ball big time. If they had pulled their plan off perfectly, Nobody would of survived pearl harbor
It would only have been better if he'd started talking like an anime girl halfway through that sentence.
“I would like to have nuclear weapons” so calm
Well you sure as shit won't get them screaming.
Poland asked calmly.
@@palpatinethesenatehog7086
Poland is compromised by the Yanks.
🤦
Them staying calm and asking politely is very scary.
And an F-22 Raptor... or 7?
“Would you touch me” 💀 laughed so hard I choked.
Dude I died
Even Raptor looked shocked 😂
I spat my beer out laughing
@@ChewyAmpersand It's like hearing yourself on a recording. "Do I sound like that?!"
F22 - "Is it that creepy when I do it?" 😂🤣
The question with America boats is not "will you touch me" it's "Are you sure you want to do that?"
Ah yes the ol’ Gygaxian question.
Stops idiots in their tracks nearly every time.
Tell me you’re a DM without telling me you’re a DM
@@thedragonreborn9856I thought the same. I step into the dark hallway... Are you sure you want to do that?
remember, the favorite response of the US Navy is Proportional response. and 100% is a proportion.
@@BenSuzuki I would if I was heavily armed with a Pulse rifle and a Smart gun. Always be Prepared for anything.
Poland as little Texas is funny. What's funnier is how fast Poland is to buying weapons systems the second they're available they buy. They've ordered stuff we haven't even built for ourselves yet.
Yeah, I laughed like a madman when I realised that US had like 350 HIMARS when our president announced we plan to buy 500 xD
Russia and Belarus have been flexing their wimpy muscles along Polands borders since before Russia invaded Ukraine, so yeah, I dont blame them for beefing up
I can't blame Poland one bit. Each time Europe breaks into a bar brawl, Poland is that dude sitting there trying to mind his own business, but somehow catches a flying beer bottle to the head and has to go to the hospital.
He's been getting the find out part for years and figures he's gonna get in on the fuck around bit this time.
@@DriveCarToBar Poland has decided that the speed bump of Europe will now have teeth.
Poland is Europe's Florida Man at this point. And that powder keg is just waiting for a match to drop.
Just out of curiosity, do they have to stop Canada from yelling out bingo. when they are reading out the Geneva convention.😂
That's maybe the funniest joke I have read in a while.
All these protests got America itching like crazy.
I’d say they are more like rally’s lead by professors that have been teaching the ideology of the bad guys for 20 years or so and are now nationally exposed
Freedom is scary
I live in a college town and we don't take likely to squatters sitting on campus grounds and spread trash and feces all over the place. Gross. Damn these kids. Where's the fucking time machine Delorian car when I need it so I can go back to the 80s where gas was only $1 and McDonalds burgers were only $1!?
@@pogo1140 its more the lack of education, reason and ability to think for them self advanced by some apps to dumb the stupid even further.
Dumb kids
That "Dibs" killed me 😂😂😂
The international dibs policy is unbreakable
I was hoping the F-35 would fight HIMARS for dibs 😂
Fkn A right it did 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Apparently, Russia doesn't know about the intergalactic dibs rule
"I'm going to be honest with you Guys. Is it that creepy when I do it?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣That one got me.
Be careful, the kid is becoming self aware xD
i don't even think its all that creepy when the kid does it, there is just a ton of sexual suggestion in his tone that i need an extra layer of clothes to feel like i'm not being undressed with his radar
"No, it's somehow creeper when you do it"
The kid is getting smarter and stronger every day, soon. Uncle Sam would need a lot of stronger containers to stop our boy.😒
In the classic civ-game Alpha Centauri, you can't use nukes on enemies without first repealing the UN charter on human rights. In the expansion, where two alien species also are present, you can do WHATEVER you like to the aliens (nukes, chemical and biological warfare) since the UN charter simply doesn't apply to non humans.
If you want to do some Maple-flavoured roleplay.
that reminds me that game just re-released on steam
Who needs those when you have the worms
Human Rights are for Humans only Xenos.
Human Rights are for Humans only xenos.
@@Mamorufumio ...does it actually work better or should I stick with the cracked and fan patched to work better on a modern system stuff that I've got?
1:03 "Hmm, that's a solid argument, [Poland]. Yes."
"Nu!"
"Maybe."
I love how Russia was afraid of Poland getting nukes, but the threat of an F-22 he’s like “your punk vessel is no match for me”
Japan's PTSD every time America tells someone not to touch their boats
It is an earned ptsd. I mean, we did drop two band new suns on the empire of the rising sun… oh look at all that anime …
@@michaelyoung7261
Misogyny and Pedophilia
I mean, we dropped bombs so big, their dicks got smaller.
Or at least thats what the South Park historical documentary says.
@@michaelyoung7261anime is just mutated cartoons
to be fair, theyre the only country on the planet that had to deal with having 2 sunrises in 1 day... twice...
I make it a point to send these to my Canadian in laws and they love your stuff. Theyre especially fond of ,"When the soory stops, the war crimes start". Keep it up!!!
Sometimes it concerns me that some people (myself included) in Canada are oddly proud of our past brutality in war, but it’s also very amusing. I think the funniest part is that there’s such a clear duality of the behaviour of Canadians between peacetime and wartime. Like there’s no in-between. We’re either fully polite or we’re adding to the Geneva Conventions.
O Canada!
With respect to Monty Python:
"No one expects the Canadian Inquistion..."
Being polite for all those years, the Canadian superego finally decides to go on holiday.
@@Ben_KimberIt conerns the RCMP as well, they put out a paper a few weeks ago that said "Canadians could become a threat to national security if they realize they'll never be able to own a home" 😂😂
@@Ben_Kimber It's either bacon and maple syrup alongside fresh coffee or their liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Canadians: the only people that can switch from Dudley Do-Right to Trevor Phillips in a nanosecond.
Grandpa Buff, admiring Poland and taunting his homeboy. The entire West quivering with excited goosebumps for NATO Article 5...
It's just the walls next to Russia that are just waiting for the excuse. -From a person who's in a country that's on the border & was occupied for decades.
I am so glad you guys think war is so great and want it to come, TRUST me, You do not ! This Coming from a war vet my friend.
@@Pimps-R-us We don't want it, but if Russia does pull a big stupid, we'll do it. Poland is very much a exaggerated character in HLC's videos.
IF THEY FUCK AROUND, THEY WILL FIND OUT.
@@Pimps-R-us honestly? With the current situation around the world I mind it
Like legit, most countries are basically fucked economically speaking and some would be prone to bankruptcy in a matter of a couple decades
@@Pimps-R-us i too am a veteran and i for sure want it....russia needs to find out and its been a long time since america has gone hard in the taint when it comes to conventional warfare.
Here in CA it isn't that we have noticed, it that we know if we ignore them long enough they'll go away.
Yup . . . they graduate, and can't afford rent . . . . Gotta make room for next year's write-offs!
As I am also named David I feel compelled to comment. In SD that's certainly the hope. If we give them attention they really will escalate. I've only seen trace elements in our corporate agendas throughout the county. Colleges, I can only imagine the CSU schools have become even more unsavory.
well i guess you could apply that logic to the homeless, y’all in California are ignoring them and so they’re going away
@PopEwLair to be honest most homeless people I come across, have told me they deserved it because they fucked up in their life badly. I dunno if I am supposed to feel bad or just ignore it.
“Don’t touch the boats”
The funniest running joke in this channel😂
It's not just in this channel.
Watch Fat Electrician, he breaks down the beginning of the "Don't touch America's boats" and every subsequent time that somebody has done so and the "proportional" response handed out to them that resulted in their complete and total regret for said actions. It's hilarious how he tells it, too.
This dude is funny but it ain't a joke. Don't mess with the boats!
'I switch to winning side now'
About time, Germany.
It's easier to win, if you have to face only Russia and not Russia, the rest of Europe and the USA, basically all on your own. Being on the same side as the US might also help a bit in winning.
Weeeell... admittedly, the two previous times, we had our hopes up we'd be on the winning side as well. Three time's the charm, eh?
_Now if only that bald mofo in Berlin would deliver some Taurus..._
I am glad Germany is on our side. Yes, their military capability has lacked in the last few decades, but it is still a large nation that could really kick in military industrialisation rapidly if needed.
Think about it Germany, you could be in a World War and the Royal navy ISN'T blockading you this time. Unrestricted materials...mmmm
@@drd675
Germany got compromised by the Yanks.
TO be fair though, the first time was so fricked, the winning side was hard to tell 'til; we got involved.
With the way the subtitles work I thought the S500 was called "Dibs" lol
It is now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah. Subtitles are messed up. It took me a moment to figure out why it's so bad to mess with America's boots.
it will be soon
Don't touch the boots @@MinnesotaCouchpotato
Bro that destroyed me too 😂
Arleigh Burke just got an excellent catchphrase! I had Diet Dr. Pepper spray out my nose!
i missed the dr part and thought you said you had pepper spray in your nose XD like that's mf metal right there
do not...i repeat...do not touch the boats. it triggers some weird fetishes in us gov heads.
@@satakrionkryptomortis And *DO NOT TOUCH OUR BASES!* either.
It may only be four minutes but HLC videos continue to make me laugh harder and longer than most hour-long comedy specials
2:06 "I'll stop interrupting your speaking and go back to interrupting your shoddy equipment"
"I would like to have nuclear weapons" *Poland said calmly.*
Yup, that's what I was thinking of.
And then provides salient reasoning as to why. Scary, _squared._
This is one of those angry irrational guy gets calm and rational moments isn't it?
@@shawnm1902 Yep, complete with all that entails.
Remember - when we scream or shout we're planning, when we speak calmly we already have a plan ;)
"Slavic special ed" was hilarious
That was ingenious
Saved me saying it. Def very funny.
“Would you touch me? I’d touch me” NAH THATS WORST THAN THE KID’S LINE LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i swear burke hasn't calmed down since micheal bay made that TV show focused around one of his class
Such a navy line.
Best part is how the boat had a squinty eye - it was channeling its inner Popeye.
I always thought America was the one leading everyone in Starship Troopers. Turns out it's actually Canada.
Last time Palestinians left their land most weren't permitted back to their land. That might give some insights as to why even people who aren't fighting against the IDF aren't leaving. 🤷
I mean they can't right now. Jordan refused because of what you state. Egypt refused (supposedly) both over that and the fear that Hamas would come with them and help out the Muslim Brotherhood (Hamas is sorta an offshoot of them).
@@malcireJordan refuses because the last time they let in a bunch of Palestine refugees said refugees tried to overthrow the monarchy. They also killed the prime minister. They also played a hand in causing the Lebanese civil war and supported saddam s invasion of Kuwait despite Kuwait hosting them. Middle eastern countries don’t want Palestinian refugees because they have been nothing but trouble.
Valid.
"Come here little f22, I HAVE CHINESE!"
"Oh I love Chinese food... Dad Please?"
@@NAP_OfficialSolid Congressional no.
I read this with the F-22 voice.
Poland: "Can I have nuclear weapons here?"
US: "...maybe."
Poland: "Can we have the F2-"
US: "No!"
You know you are the Danger. When your country is willing to handing out the nuke before handing out you.
"The Geneva Checklist". Oh, Canada.
"DIBS!"
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And Canada preparing to go to Mars for a little managed Democracy!
Oh, Canada.. Keep going, please. We adore you down here.
Sincerely, Colorado.
"I would like to have nuclear weapons" - The calm delivery on that line made me burst out laughing.
Well played HLC, well played. (So glad I put my drink down when watching this!)
i need to follow that advice for these videos. the amount of times ive spat my lunch, my juice, my protien shake.. all over my poor phone is kinda embarressing.
this guy does good work, though, doesnt he?
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Russian prisoners: "why don't you just kill me?"
German jail: "am a villain, not a monster"
...anymore.
@@TheOneWhoMightBethe us took that role unfortunately
@@TheOneWhoMightBe Anymore? Never was. You will dedicate more time to White Christian history studies.
@@AqueoxUm do you not know about the Holocaust or the SS
It was definitely a hilarious moment. United States comments on hostilities in Europe dying down a bit, Poland talks about wanting nuclear weapons and then panic ensues until the reasoning begins.
And it was indescribably funny how raptor found out how creepy he was being when someone else was doing the same thing. Like he looked in a mirror but saw someone else’s face.
it's like hearing yourself in a recording for the first time 😂😂
The pillows in "nice" German prisons sold it 😂
Do you want good news? No problem! A few days ago, large deposits of Uranium were found in the southern part of Poland :D
Uraaaanium feeeverrr…
Was it illegal nuclear waste dumping sites from the USSR or actual uranium ore deposits
@@rickbaird3067 deposits, We still don't know how big these deposits are, this is currently being checked
Unsurprising. Uranium is a whole lot more common than most people think.
Anywhere that radon gas is a problem for home construction has a major deposit right up near the surface.
No wonder, many of first Russian nukes got uranium mined from Poland
And many many AK soldiers were sent there while waiting for “capital punishment”
22 still wants to help Poland find its missing puppy.
He also remembers that they have CHINESE and he wants some.
Got the would you touch me joke out the next day?!?!?! Bravo good sir lmao
That’s a Silence of the Lambs reference.
@@dr.floridamanphd it was brought up in last nights stream and a play off the Kid
@@tonyb7571 which was made famous in the 1991 movie Silence of the Lambs. People have been riffing on that line for 33 years this year.
“America can you stop winning?”
“Yesn’t”
Only if other countries stop losing
I mean as far as I'm aware us Canadians gave them some advice on how to keep winning after their civil war
@@ISAFMobius18
Hegemon 🇺🇲
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America: can you stop breaking my stuff and hurting my people
@@jejeakle don’t touch the boats.
These are awesome, laugh at the F22 all the time. Thanks for the laughs. - Greg, from Michigan.
Little European Texas 😂😂😂 hell yes, Poland is kicking ass and arming the hell outta it's citizenry. Keep it up you beautiful bastards.
"It's somehow way creepier when you do it" 😂
Canadian here. I'm wondering why people miss the entire point of why Canada's a frothing homicidal maniac in war... People fuck with our friends, they find out! Don't mess with America's boats, don't mess with Canada's friends. Same thing! Ain't friendship nice?
As an American, I, too, value friendship. Specifically, your country's and mine.
Maybe cause the CAF is in such a state of disrepair due to multiple internal issues and also external such as progressively getting defunded (Our North, Strong and Free funding document is a joke since there are only promises of funding but no commitment) that its capabilities for waging any type of war is slightly below average. It constantly needs support from allies to get anywhere, has to burrow necessary fighting equipment like tanks and transport helicopters from allies, some of which was ours to begin with but had to sell early on due to defunding. And also public support for the CAF is minuscule, a lot of people are apathetic to its situation and a portion of people only care about its concerns for the wrong reasons like diversity, workplace ethics and such. People in Canada ride high off the CAF's history of being a good military that punches above its weight and its peacekeeping operations (which are almost minuscule today) and they just dont bother learning what it is right now, public support for funding is rising but its no where near enough to get that funding fast enough. Just had to rant
@@grefire1947 pretty much nothing pisses me off more in Canadian politics than how all of the parties use military spending to score points off each other. One party gains power, they instantly cancel every procurement deal the last government made, saying some bs or other... Just because they can't allow any other party to win anything! This is why we're flying Seaking choppers with more hours than the manufacturer even believed they could survive! Think a Ford truck with two million miles, I believe that's a fair comparison. Grr grrr!
Yes more of this guy * points to cyber*
I'm also canadian 😂
Having trained alongside the Canadian,Australian and British armed forces during more than two decades of service I have to say America is in good and slightly scary allied hands.
“…title of your sex tape”
I love the Brooklyn 99 reference. At least that is what I hope you were going for.
Yup
@@habitual_linecrosser
Netanyahu and company loves you HLC ...
💀☠️👹👺🖤
@@habitual_linecrosser This joke made me spit coffee and laugh uncontrollably in a Dunkin Donuts, and now everyone is staring, so, thanks!
@@eliannafreely5725At least it wasn't a Tim Hortons!
I see it as a reference to a sex tape that Vladimir has on Trump.
3:31 I *LOVE* how everyone is just completely speechless for a few seconds.
"...so the only ones there are still fighting us."
You mean like the doctors, nurses, journalists - oh, how about those aid workers for World Central Kitchen? They seem like a particularly nasty bunch...
Like I always understood that with terrorist you will expect civilian casualties due to them tending to hide in civilian areas but Isreal is really getting out of hands with their "heavy handed" approach. Most people won't accept that some people do refuse to move from certain areas because of things like sentimental value, home sickness, financial struggle etc. Hell during hurricane Katrina there were a lot of people who did not evacuate for similar reasons, did they deserve to have their deaths ignored and have no efforts to reduce the number of deaths that could've still occured had no action been taken place? Plus aiming at relief workers who explained exactly what they came to do and where they were at all times doesn't help raise the publics opinion on you plus suggesting a seige on one of the few remaining towns that many refugees have gathered in clusters at is another way to drop your reputation of righteousness
@@virgondust5562 Israel is reminding the world how wars are won. The rest of us seemed to have forgotten it.
@@chrisb7198nah they have just decided that they should make all the conspiracy theories about them true.
@@exilestudios9546 Lovely to see the yt nazi's have deleted another of my posts.
It says something that we're more willing to give Poland nukes than we are the F-22. It's "Sure, we'll consider giving you a weaponized sun" vs. "Give you The Kid? No, we value civilization too much to unleash him."
Look, I never said it was a *good* something...
Well the nukes still have to be enabled in DC, otherwise they're just dirty bombs with next to no yield. The F-22 on the other hand can be used without explicit permission.
The exploding sun in a can only be dropped once per bucket. The kid can always return to base for a reload and refuel.
Until it is declassified that it is not only built around spite, but its fuel is self-generating spite, I am going to continue living in a world where it can in theory run out of gas.
I _suspect_ 22 is still so far ahead of everything else in the world, that *nobody* gets even a ride-along!
I was _pissed_ that _it_ is what was sent to intercept a _state-of-the-art spy balloon platform_ loaded with every kind of high-resolution sensor _possible_ to build! Did you see that thing? 100+ square meters of framework . . . that's a lot of gear!
First off 22 becoming self aware of his tag phrase, and second... CANADA!
MTV is a bad influence.
HLC this was the best episode recently. I couldn't hold it XD Lots of love from Little European Texas!
I wish the protests were better covered. Theres multiple groups doing the protesting and they don't all agree (or get along) with each other. But to deadpan them all as the same and the worst case scenario is nuts. Theres also a worry of outside actors setting things up to make it all worse.
I refer you to 2020's Summer of Love where multiple cities across the country were fucking ruined by protest.
@@BrokensoulRider you somewhat proving my point.
Ruined how exactly? Even the vandalism and rioting in Portland was the same 3 blocks each night, it wasn't wide spread.
The BLM protests also had a ton of cases of outside actors committing crimes and inciting the riots.
Majority of the protests Remained protests. I'd be willing to bet the number would be even higher if the outside agitators and any police escalation (the kettled crowds and got in trouble over time) didn't happen
@@sovelissskirata8105 Do you know how much money cities had to put out to repair what was destroyed? It wasn't just small areas. Minneapolis, Kenosha, parts of Kentucky, even here in my state of Illinois, along with Berkely, Seattle, etc.
@@BrokensoulRidergood and now they now the financial cost of supporting the police. Protests only work if the government fear the costs of not supporting the protesters cause be they social, political, or economic. That's why I think that all these hippy dippy peaceful college kids are morons. What is the point of protesting the actions of your government while still obeying said governments rules? If you do that then where is the incentive for actual change if the government knows that they can do whatever they want and face zero real consequences
So basically you want to remove the 1st amendment?@BrokensoulRider
Canada is like 50 years late to the party.
Ziggy Stardust already told us about the spiders.
I gagged when I heard S500 then laughed my ass off when I just see DIBS!!
"Would you touch me, I'd touch me"... just LOL
I lost my shit on that part XD
No its somechow creepier than that.
"propaganda and lies are the name of your sex tape"
dude I died xD LMAO
If this active member of the US aid force is saying that “the world is getting closer and closer to something happened twice before”, should we be concerned? And if so, by how much?
"So... don't touch my boots..."
Japan (looks like they're gonna poo themselves):
"DONT. TOUCH. THE. BOOOTS!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is genuinly the best episode of your show i think you've ever made. You had me in stitches, near crying from start to finish.
Thank you o7
I agree. i was chortling pretty much the whole way through it.
DIBS!
canada was just about ready to start spreading managed democracy on mars LOL
Because what's left of Canada might be bad for everyone, after what the PMO did to it. And they are passing new rules to give themselves more powers to themselves and the CRA and such.
The immediate and exited DIBS! got me. Well done.
Telling people you have the option to leave when no one is willing to let anyone pass their borders doesn't mean much
Yeah one of my coworkers was saying something about protesters wanting Jews to wear armbands, and I go “Seriously, has NO BODY looked at a history book recently? This sounds way too similar to something that happened once before. I just can’t seem to put my finger on it.😉”
Yeah we seen that movie didn't go great for that side...
@@spartan078benand that’s US this time. And as far as I can tell not even the ones everyone was expecting it to be.
@@Hoshimaru57oh please after the orange man's run are you surprised people are getting REAL bold with their hatred and bigotry?
Now these students have the right to protest. Of course they do. But that's a bit much to say. The Jewish people even want Nethanyahu out ffs.
@@TheRibottoStudios Ignoring the fact that these are paid protesters
@@TheRibottoStudios Got a friend who'd prefer someone that actually has military skill over just power. Israel is in the right but their government needs new elections.
When the boat says I touch myself. Reminds of the divinlys song "I touch myself"! 😂😂😂😂😂
Aussie song, not sure many will get the ref - but yep you right mate.
adam sandlers at a medium pace
I love the "Would you intercept me" bit, and you just 1Up'd yourself. I'm dying here. Totally right, it's still somehow creepier when the "kid" says it. Haha!
"Giant Spiders on Mars" THAT STOPPED MY FUCKIN HEART RIGHT THERE.
Russian Badger has prepared us for this with his Earth Defense Force video.
As a Californian, I am both insulted by, and agree with, the stated state of our state.
A Canada 🇨🇦/Startship Troopers cross over would be amazing. 🤩 😂
SPACEBALLS
China: Attacks Pearl Harbor as part of a first strike in their invasion of Taiwan.
Taiwan: Thanks all the gods.
Japan: Oh no. Aren’t they supposed to be the smart ones?
Russia: All my forces, get away from China. And for good measure, give America a 500 mile buffer as well.
America: Time to turn the saying into the Lands of the Rising Suns
Fantasy 🤡
Deep State's new al'lie the DPP (and it's LGBTQ agenda) ...
The Christening of West Taiwan.
*Beatles fades in from seemingly nowhere until deafening…
2024: Year of the Rapid Dragon.
@@SoranoGuardias
FYI... DPP embraces LGBTQ agenda.
These are the BEST videos in educated comedy section!
I have watched around 100 of these vids and this one may be the funniest!
When AB ....wanted to be touched...😂 omg cracked me up!!!😂
The speed bump has spicy teeth now
The speed bump is turning into a flaming spike strip.
Blowing glue, ahem, glowing blue under water
That's just the Cherenkov radiation...
😆😆😆😆😆😆 They just keep getting funnier and funnier.!! I needed this today - thanks for the laughs!!!! 👌🏼👏🏼😎
We're itching...We Canadians had to spend so much time playing nice and saying sorry all the time that giant, Martian spiders would make a great release.
S500: "Exists"
HIMARS : Dibs 😂
Thanks! I watch these before I go to bed so I’ll be in great mood. I’m always laughing 😊
Protesting is a protected constitutional right. Just sayin..
Absolutely but blocking Jewish students from going to classes as well as threatening them? We shut down kkk rallies for the same shit
@@habitual_linecrosser Just as long as we remember... including our fellow citizens in the blue and black costumes. 😀
@@timphelan2873 And I reserve my right to call anyone blocking jewish people from going about their day little Hitlers.
@@habitual_linecrosser apparently most of the protesters were the Jewish students
“I’m raising a generation of idiots” 😂hard to argue with that logic too😂
Kinda hard _not_ to raise a generation of idiots, when our education system has been underfunded and needing an overhaul for decades.
@@LucanVaris *Well the DOE is unconstitutional to begin with.*
I think it's funny he doesn't realize he has the same mentality.
@@LucanVaris lol unfunded my ass they get 191 billion a year we spend 8x more than any other country yet produce shit why ?>
@@LucanVaris Well the board of education who decides what's taught in schools and the people they hire at said schools, play a larger role than just the budget.
I'm sorry, is Canada actually excited at the idea of going to war with GIANT SPACE SPIDERS? I mean I get theyre the reason we have the Geneva conventions, but good god man!!!
Personally if you watched Exotics Channel the worst the spiders would do is snap at you if you try to take their water dishes.
Helldivers becomes reality
Giant alien spiders are no joke!
I hope someone gets the reference.
They aren't the reason why, they just contributed more than their share per capita.
We just wanted to be able to let out some frustrations and do a little Live Action "Its an ugly planet, A Bug Planet!"
'I'm on my way' 'But I wldnt take that shit fam' Jst when I think I heard the absolute bestest from these guy's they one up themselves & I'm ❤❤it!! 🤓🤓♥️♥️
I hurt myself in my laughter. The boot would touch itself. 😂
People seem to forget that what’s left of Prussia is in Poland. That militarism might have a reason…
Oh I am very sure there bud.
Minimally 23% of Poland was German Empire's land and indeed where Prussia is.
Maybe Thats the reason why they find uranium in southern districts of the Speedbump….
Don't forget, Prussia came into existence as a vasal state of the old Polish-Lithuanian Dual Monarchy. The militarism has been there the whole time.
There's also group in Poland called Kashubians - They are mix of Germanic roots (Prussians) + Slavic roots (Polish), though closely assosciated with Poland
3:20
Mass activation of Japanese PTSD...
Poland about to translate France's nuclear doctrine
"Always be the first and the fastest to 'do unto others'."
"Little European Texas." I'm dead lmao
He's right, the Houthis can't touch him.
"Would you touch me?" is creepier. CTE Popeye's got nothing on the kid. And the worst part about spiders on Mars is that David Bowie did live long enough to see it. Someone way smarter than me needs to rewatch The Prestige and figure out a way to make that device a reality so we can bring Bowie back.
The people they “let leave” will be returning to what’s left of their homes when it’s over, right?
I'm sure there will be another 200b USD "relief" package signed by the USA to rebuild after its over...
People returning though? Yeah, idk about that. Almost like there's been a plan in place to relocate them to Europe and NA for nearly 2 decades now...
Have they let people leave? I thought the borders were closed.
I think they mean go elsewhere internally. Which some did and some didn't. But considering the state of infrastructure in Gaza, not a whole lot of places to go even if they wanted to.
Well if you leave you can't come Back once the IDF is done w making so much FUN! So where to go where nobody wants you as a refugee -like the Jews in the late 30's no home for them and were returned in boatloads to Germany and placed into those NOT SO NICE WORK CAMP's while wearing ARM bands! "Your Papers Please"!!!! IDF policy is if you have to a home you can return to w proof of possession etc your papers please - but funny thing is if its destroyed - well then it's not a home so it's not yours so you can't stay in the rubble. Welcome you are now a refugee.
In the words of Letterkenny:
"A dibs, is a dibs, is a dibs, bud!"
"DON'T TOUCH AMERICA'S BOATS!"
Unless that boat is the USS Liberty and you're our "Greatest Ally" despite your country having never contributed anything of value to ours in its 70-odd years of history and you have a reputation for bombing evacuation convoys so you can insist that the people in them "chose not to leave."
i think the japanese are forgiving the accent in these lines... god i still remember the statement "rising SUNS"
Damn, HLC made me snort a little while laughing so hard. You're doing great work and I thank you.
I had an archery shoot today and I got 249 out of 300
Proud of you. 👍
@@Russo-Delenda-Est thanks
yeah and i stayed at a Holiday Inn Express :)
Damn, that's impressive. Good job👍
@@virgondust5562 in this economy yes ...yes it is
No no it's way creepier when you do it.... I'm freaking done lol that was hilarious
"We have let all the people who want to leave, leave"
Problem is they have nowhere to leave. They can't leave through Egypt, and can't leave through Israel. They are, well and truly, fucked.
Poland: Gets 1 F-22.
3 days later…
Russia: Why is my entire air force debris?
Germany: Why is MY air force debris!?
Poland: Better safe than sorry.
USA: Damn it Poland!
Poland" For what?
USA: For both and you know it, but mostly Germany.
@@Hillwisekid
Poland: It was Russia!
Russia: No it wasn't!
Poland: You lie as always
Germany: (looking like a fake Spiderman meme)
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