I once saw a clickbait side article called 'Kim K Spotted Without Arm!' and the thumbnail was Kim Kardashian at a beach, and they had Photoshopped her right arm off
I'm disappointed I had to scroll so far for this comment Definitely one of the best I can still hear Dan saying it Just as vividly as "you've docked with barry"
danny still using the squishy bones joke is genuinely so funny to me, i love when creators continue something so seemingly small and simple, like it might not seem like much to most or even to the creator, but to an avid viewer its so fun and amazing
Same, it’s kinda like having an inside joke with your friends that you’ve had for so long that you’ve kind of forgotten how it happened and new friends have been grandfathered into it with zero context
The article that says “study reveals women are happier with ugly men” is so outrageously misleading. The actual study is about women feeing more pressure to diet if their husbands are more “attractive” by I don’t know who’s standard. The study is about the unfair pressure on women to look hot when “not as attractive” men apparently feel no pressure to look any better if their wives are “hotter”. I honestly hate whoever wrote that article’s title and framed that study that way. Ugh.
when I saw the first line about the study I was immediately thinking "are women happier with uglier men or are men happier with prettier women". idk if the study went into that but it goes to show how you can easily misinterpret studies
One of the worst kinds are ones that take you to a website with like 20 slides to tell a story, and they give all the background information, and there's an ad in-between each slide.
my favorite type of clickbait article is when they choose a celebrity, put a black-and-white filter on their picture, and say they've died. I remember shortly after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock I saw an ad saying that Will Smith had died
"People get OLD and GAIN WEIGHT and that's DISGUSTING and SHAMEFUL" is just so exhausting. People treating normal parts of being human as moral failings worthy of public contempt.
I feel like a lot of it is randomly generated - it sorta just goes "you won't believe that this {insert person here} is actually {insert unfair societal expectation or shame here}!!! 🤯" Like, it's just using prejudices to gain attention, either from people who actually think like that or from people who find it gross
Like people are doing to Adriana Lima. She's a gorgeous woman, but she's different from what she looked like when she was sixteen and apparently people think it's disgusting.
@@thatbrazilianreader752 I think people just don't like her makeup and eyebrows beacus it makes her look plastic, so people assume shes had plastic surgery. The pics of her without makeup on look totally normal.
No kidding! I’m so annoyed about the extreme aversion to getting old, as people do. Ridiculous how we can’t just love what is natural, especially in a world that’s getting increasingly conscious about not imposing unhealthy beauty standards in weight.
I actually remember the "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" article being really popular back in like 2015ish. I was in the Mystic Messenger fandom in 2016/17ish, and there was a big joke of "Does Jumin Han is Gay?" and I can only assume that came from the Bruno article (or game grumps reading the Bruno article lol)
I clicked one of these ad titled "Eat this fruit to heal Alzheimer", it shows and image of a tomato getting fingered and when I clicked it, a website opened and apparently they sell soy milk
that actually was a genuinely good serious criticism of that USF study. they used a far too narrow sample (only young texans?? almost only white couples?) and their raters have no reason to be trusted as an authority on this topic, nor are they a sample of everyday folks (most people do not have college degrees, most people would never even consider going to a private methodist university, the ages of the raters will inevitably skew very young, both of these colleges are PWIs in the south)
Opinions of scientists aren't research! This study just says "Men that are deemed less attractive than their wives by this very few employees of university X seem to be kinder"
*fsu, but yes i agree! def a skewed study lol i was hoping the school i go to is a bit better than that but oh well it happens yk (usf is uni of south florida also)
That ugly man study is pure garbage. Who is surprised that a relationship is better when the participants are nice and giving to each other? They assumed that the men are extra nice because they're "ugly" instead of literally any other reason why a man might be nice to their partner. Not to mention 113 couples is too small a sample size and attractiveness is not a measurable metric. It's disappointing how these kinds of "studies" gain traction when they've proven nothing.
Yeah Often studies are simply just small studies done that really show no significant observation but they trick people into thinking it by giving the statistics which don’t actually mean anything without all the info. I took a statistics class and I learned even how I have been mislead before by data. 😅
It seems to me like it’s a “study” meant to say to men “it doesn’t matter what you look like!” But to women “if you’re not pretty enough, or at least prettier than your boyfriend/husband and your relationship fails, it’s your fault”
The study was more based on how women feel more pressure to diet and how they worry more when the husband is more conventionally attractive versus men having a hotter wife and those men feeling 0 need to diet or appear more attractive to be in the same bracket as her. The study was being completely misconstrued as well. Not saying it or any study is perfect I’m just saying it wasn’t the intention of the study or the hypothesis they were trying to test.
Fun fact: The section of clickbait ads under news articles are called a Chumbox (which comes from word chumming, the use of fish meat as bait for fish)
when i was like 12 i clicked on a clickbait ad that said something along the lines of “eat this one fruit to lose 30 lbs a day” and it made me watch an un-fastforwardable video for 2 hours where the guy kept saying “in just a second when i tell you the fruit….” every 10 minutes and i gave up because it was 3 am and haven’t clicked a clickbait article since
I’ve seen the exact same tactic used for “Men will fall for you if you know this one trick” and then they will supposedly tell you the trick in just a minute but then keep talking about nonsense in circles.
to this day cryptic pregnancies scare me so much, imagine not knowing your pregnant for a full 9 months and then you’re in pain and you go to the hospital and BOOM baby
It usually happens in women who have certain medical conditions and don't get periods. My friend doesn't get any periods cos she has endo-something. Fun fact there are some very rare cases of women who have 2 uteruses and 1 has a period but the other was fertilised, and the women go to hospital and find out they're in labour.
The condition is think ur thinking of is endometriosis, i also have it! My gyno warned me that i do have a higher chance of cryptic pregnancies due to endometriosis
my fav clickbait articles are the ones on TH-cam. i’ve gotten so many articles about “the benefits of viagra”. millions of dollars invested into suggestive advertising and they can’t figure out i’m an 18 yr old female.
@@raeallizae6139 their sibling could be nonbinary, dude. i have a friend who calls her sibling her "sib" because they use they/them pronouns. it's not as weird as you're making it seem
this feels weird as fuck cause im from mexico where the most common gummy bear brand is panditas and now im starting to doubt if they're strawberry flavored as well D:
In the " DO NOT RETIRE IN THESE STATES" one, the man is wearing a kefiye, which symbolises a free Palestine. This goes to show how randomly they choose the images
Keffiyehs are traditional scarves also known as shemaghs, ghutras, or hattahs. Typically worn by Arabic men on their heads. They, as well as watermelons and olives, have more recently become widely associated with Palestinian liberation. (More recently meaning around the 1930s during the "arab revolt")
You’re not incorrect but speaking more specifically keffiyehs are not exclusively Palestinian, however the one the man in the image is wearing IS a Palestinian keffiyeh :)
back in like 2014-15 i remember seeing a ton that were like "this woman looks JUST like the character in frozen" and it would be a stock image of anna's face poorly photoshopped onto a woman's body lol
@@mewowowye they did, ima put this all the way down on the comment so if you wanna watch the movie to find out don’t click read more and scroll She alien
I clicked one article, something about “girl finds mysterious eggs under her bed“ and started reading. It was written like a novel and I was confused but sometimes articles have those for dramatic effect... it was extremely long so I scrolled to the end, it was all fictional. with so many ads in the middle.
the bruno mars one brings me back to the game grumps, there’s an animated grumps clip with it and i highly recommend looking up ‘game grumps bruno mars’
i've seen several article thumbnails that traumatized me with grotesque body horror stuff out of absolutely nowhere, but one i saw recently was talking about some sort of disease/condition and its one of those fear-mongering ones where they show you a disgusting picture and tell you you have this disease so you'll click on it out of curiosity like a train wreck you can't look away from, except.. the disgusting picture was just a close up of a red bell pepper.. like the inside.. with the seeds... who are you fooling 😭😭😭
I know it's just a joke but for anyone wondering, the middle eastern head scarvs are not religious, a lot of middle eastern countries have some iteration of this, how you wear it and the color matters. They wear it mostly because of heat. Apart from protecting your head from the sun, it also keeps you cool by wetting it and tying it around your neck. Also helps with sand and to be honest, shit looks cool as fuck.
@@2Danny2Furious yeah it's called a Kufiye and it's a Palestinian garment 🇵🇸🇵🇸 it symbolizes the struggle of the Palestinian people under the Isreali occupation
my favorite clickbait articles are that one sleepover one that always has a different crying girl as the image and the medical anomaly ones where the "medical anomaly" image is clearly a plant of some kind that very obviously isn't growing in or on some human. the most recent one of those i saw had a doctor on one half and a close up of a succulent on the other, but the succulent was so clearly in a plant pot.
the "relationships are happier when the woman is more attractive" thing is so infuriating. surely it can't be that people who might have bonded on something other than strictly looks might have a deeper and more solid connection than people dating on looks alone. couldn't be that. (and I will note, there's a reason people never refer to the reverse, because they basically treat it like an anomaly that 'doesn't really happen'.)
it could also be that men value looks more than women, so they'd be happier in a relationship with a pretty woman rather than a less attractive one. i've seen a lot of women date unattractive men and be okay with it, but i've never seen a dude date an unattractive women and be okay with it.
Personally I think there are a lot of factors involved. I think a big one is that so many women have very low self esteem and they believe that they need to find an "ugly man" so they can be more on their "level" which is really sad. Obviously everyone deserves love but it's just sad that that has to be a reason. Another reason I think is because women just don't value looks as strongly as men do. Personally, if a guy checks all my boxes except being physically attractive I would be more than happy to be with him anyway and I think many women would feel the same. Its not that men ONLY value looks, but I just personally think it's leveled higher as a priority for them. Maybe it's evolutionary, who knows. But there is definitely some truth to the whole theory
I've seen ugly women get in happy relationships easily, while ugly guys are doomed to forever be incels. I'm not sure you really just generalize a whole gender on stuff like this. Think it's a bit more nuanced.
Hell, just from what we know of the study, I feel like there's a lot of questions about the methodology to not even get it to "huh, that's interesting" quality.
When I think of clickbait, all I can think of is that one tweet where someone renamed ratatouille “A RAT COOKED MY FOOD AND I LIKED IT⁉️😦 ……*i cried*……”
How are the first 10 seconds so perfect already? The unnecessarily dramatic article about Ninjas hair, the assortment of clickbait, the indecisive hovering of the cursor before taking the bait and the clickbait article zooming in to become the video. Masterful.
2:34 To answer that question, when clicking on those ads, they'll more than likely take you to a fake Microsoft, Mcafee, etc. website saying your device has been breached and to call a fake support line. Another TH-camr by the name of Jim Browning has an interesting video about these but I can't remember the name off the top of my head
I literally have an ad that shows up on one of my mobile games that I’m only playing to get points on fetch. I don’t even have to click on it. It will randomly come up, open safari, and tell me my iPhone has 43 viruses.
It's insane how many of these articles I scroll by on TH-cam now. "Horse gives birth to foal but it's not what you think" or "they called the police" or stuff
It's getting legitimately difficult to for me to search literally anything on TH-cam because no matter what I type the results are always like 30% graphic clickbait videos of gross medical conditions, sometimes with someones face in the corner
From what I know, if you click on the ad it just brings you to like this whole story that ends with the cops finding some medical chip (?) in the horse, and at the very very end of the story it's revealed that the whole thing isn't real and is a work of fiction
There's literally one that was a picture of a woman hugging a horse and the caption is "horse keeps hugging pregnant woman and you'll never guess who's baby it is" like huh?? I never clicked on it but YOU WHAT?
The funny thing about the world shaking discovery of the green gummy bears flavor is it says it ON THE BAG. ALL OF THE COLORS FLAVORS ARE CLEARLY DISPLAYED ON THE BACK OF THE BAG
that's the 30/70 rule. the woman needs to have a 70% share of the combined attractiveness of both people in the relationship. i hope there's an equivalent for women, too.
I mean, technically the post was actually “women like men with better personalities, so the relationship lasts longer”. Idk, you can have a trash personality AND be ugly, but the study made it sound like it was actually “guys who put in the effort get married” lol :3
@@manboy4720 The study in the video was disproven cos it was based on a very limited small sample size of university students in Texas who were all white and in their 20s. Are there any studies to back up the 30/70 rule?
The same is true of the UK's biggest supermarket, British multinational corporation Tesco - who were so big at one point that they had a quarter of the UK's entire GDP flowing through their stores. The name is a combination of the first 3 letters of TE Stockwell (the name of the tea company which the founder used to sell at a small market stall during his teenage years) and the first two letters of his surname COhen. TE S + CO became Tesco.
FUN FACT! My old music teacher is elementary school sat in front of Larry bird during her highschool years, she would always said his legs were so long and took up all the space near her desk
my least favorite of these is definitely the one that’s like “vet calls police after seeing horse’s ultrasound” and the picture is a human ultrasound photoshopped on the horse
...the amount of times I have seen or heard something that insinuated bea$tial!ty this YEAR is concerning. The Twitter guy (which I refused to watch), those weird ass ads, merely looking up fanart of any character in a game that has ANIMALS... idk how any furry hater or whatever can look at a kid drawing a humanized dog with big ol anime eyes and think they're the problem. When the ones above are literally invading every space known to man.
The point of all of these clickbait ads are purely to drag you to pages filled with more ad space. They generally link to articles with a less compelling spin on the named topic.
The guy in the thumbnail is a professional tennis player from Thailand. He is wealthy and is known as a ladies man. The girl is a former miss universe. She won the competition when it was held in Thailand. That's how they met.
The “ugly man” in the thumbnail and at 4:21 is Thailand’s former pro tennis player Paradorn Srichaphan. Why they went with him specifically as their clickbait, I have…no clue.
i remember reading one of these articles for my grandpa because he clicked on one, and he got bored because it was like extremely slow paced and you had to click some "next" button for the next paragraph, but he still wanted to know what happened so i read it for him😭 a dog was smuggling drugs into the hospital for a patient or some shit
7:05 that "scarf" on his head is a Palestinian keffiyeh, a symbol of resistance and connection to their land. definitely odd that they would choose that picture.
@@maddyocean5948 I don't understand why they would encourage a t3rr0rist state against vulnerable people who were murdered and SA'd, not to mention taken hostage.
one time i got "researchers find long lost plane in iceberg - after seeing movement, they turn pale" and i did not click on it but i wonder what was behind there
I tried to click an article that titled something like "person terrified when expert saw these eggs under their bed" I still dont know what kind of eggs they are, all i know is when the cops saw the eggs they couldn't believe it.
anytime a study reports findings wherein the participants are categorized by attractiveness i'm already raising my eyebrows. i know some disagree but im fairly sure that attractiveness is subjective so i'd really love to know their perameters for determining when the woman in a relationship is more attractive than the man. (and ofc, same thing when studies report people being "happier", cuz all that means is they told you they were happy which doesn't always mean they're actually objectively more happy than other people)
At least with the happy thing I’ve seen studies bring in phycologists and therapists to help determine happiness. After all happiness is at least measurable through brain waves. I like beauty which just objectively has no right answer as it’s entirely based on the persons personal preference. The only way to do that kind of study would be if the woman involved identified their husbands as not attractive
@GachaKelloggz I think you may be misinterpreting that. It didn't seem like he was poking fun at the kuffiyeh itself but rather the article having a completely unrelated image instead. Also, like the other commenter has already said, he probably didn't know that it was a cultural garment instead of a religious one.
I feel like you could make a case that women aren’t happier with ugly men, they’re just happier with men who are nice to them and actively try to make them happy.
I remember that article that would be a little video of a banana slowly getting ripe and then over ripe and it would say never eat this one food to lose weight. I read that article it’s so many pages and I didn’t even finish it because of how long it was and I am 100% positive. It doesn’t give you an answer or the end is somehow marketing, a weight loss supplement to you.
Speaking as an SMU student, we are the LAST school you want to use as a standard for the country; Too many rich kids and business bros to get a genuine sample.
@@kwarra-an we're methodist in name only now; only like 50% of students actually practice any form of faith (and believe me, way fewer actually follow it closely; there's a reason we're a top 15 party school lol)
@@kwarra-anwe actually haven’t been affiliated with the church since like 2018, and personally, as an agnostic smu student, most of the people I know and/or are friends with aren’t religious either. It’s actually pretty funny because the name of the school often attracts conservative/religious people, however the general community of the school has actually become pretty liberal/left-leaning in recent years.
I saw an ad that said “Janet Jackson’s baby was adorable, but today he looks INSANE” LOL and it just led to a slideshow of babies. Nothing about Janet Jackson or her poor not-insane child.
![[#2024MAMA] G-DRAGON - 무제(Untitled, 2014)+POWER+HOME SWEET HOME+뱅뱅뱅+FANTASTIC BABY | Mnet 241123 방송](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ox29z5Nf1Uk/mqdefault.jpg)
I once saw a clickbait side article called 'Kim K Spotted Without Arm!' and the thumbnail was Kim Kardashian at a beach, and they had Photoshopped her right arm off
🤣🤣🤣🤣
so she started a gofundme to help raise money to find her arm back and cashed out 5 million dollar i guess
have does kim k have one arm how could she didn't know?? XD
She can't keep getting away with this
LMAO
“Laura’s Repulsive Husband” is my new band name
“Mug Over Egg” is mine
Mine is "Healthy George"
"Taboolla Money"
Mine is "Horrible Distortions of Reality"
That’s actually a sick band name
"Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" Is one of my fav Game Grumps moments in history
i’ve been scrolling for a game grumps reference comment😭😭 let’s gooooo
Me tooooo
Forklift simulator
I'm disappointed I had to scroll so far for this comment
Definitely one of the best I can still hear Dan saying it
Just as vividly as "you've docked with barry"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
danny still using the squishy bones joke is genuinely so funny to me, i love when creators continue something so seemingly small and simple, like it might not seem like much to most or even to the creator, but to an avid viewer its so fun and amazing
yesss i love that he still uses it
Same, it’s kinda like having an inside joke with your friends that you’ve had for so long that you’ve kind of forgotten how it happened and new friends have been grandfathered into it with zero context
what’s the squishy bones joke o.o
@@AwkwarddFoxx Watch Danny's review of the movie Scales. That's where the joke originates
Yeah, when this happens, it feels like an inside joke only fans of the creator would know 😂
The article that says “study reveals women are happier with ugly men” is so outrageously misleading. The actual study is about women feeing more pressure to diet if their husbands are more “attractive” by I don’t know who’s standard. The study is about the unfair pressure on women to look hot when “not as attractive” men apparently feel no pressure to look any better if their wives are “hotter”. I honestly hate whoever wrote that article’s title and framed that study that way. Ugh.
Plus it was only 115 florida residents in their late 20s. That is not a real study lmao
@@whatever3145 true- the sample size from that study is too small to jump to any conclusions to begin with!
@@whatever3145
That sounds like a real study, just a small pilot study that should lead to bigger studies.
when I saw the first line about the study I was immediately thinking "are women happier with uglier men or are men happier with prettier women". idk if the study went into that but it goes to show how you can easily misinterpret studies
@@theclairewhy “Are men happier with attractive women?” I’m never happy
One of the worst kinds are ones that take you to a website with like 20 slides to tell a story, and they give all the background information, and there's an ad in-between each slide.
my favorite type of clickbait article is when they choose a celebrity, put a black-and-white filter on their picture, and say they've died. I remember shortly after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock I saw an ad saying that Will Smith had died
I surprised they didn’t say Chris Rock had died. Imagine slapping someone so hard that you die.
His carrier did though
Career?@@sertiana2512
Don't you mean..a. Will SLAP?!
@@Someperson12532 what
"People get OLD and GAIN WEIGHT and that's DISGUSTING and SHAMEFUL" is just so exhausting. People treating normal parts of being human as moral failings worthy of public contempt.
I feel like a lot of it is randomly generated - it sorta just goes "you won't believe that this {insert person here} is actually {insert unfair societal expectation or shame here}!!! 🤯" Like, it's just using prejudices to gain attention, either from people who actually think like that or from people who find it gross
Like people are doing to Adriana Lima. She's a gorgeous woman, but she's different from what she looked like when she was sixteen and apparently people think it's disgusting.
@@thatbrazilianreader752 I think people just don't like her makeup and eyebrows beacus it makes her look plastic, so people assume shes had plastic surgery. The pics of her without makeup on look totally normal.
No kidding! I’m so annoyed about the extreme aversion to getting old, as people do. Ridiculous how we can’t just love what is natural, especially in a world that’s getting increasingly conscious about not imposing unhealthy beauty standards in weight.
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Idk why but “Retire in this state, see if I care” is one of the funniest things ever said
LITERALLY i’m sobbing over that line
i need a “Laura’s repulsive husband” shirt.
Fr
Danny has to make that official merch
PLEASE
bro id wear that
i’m begging
I actually remember the "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" article being really popular back in like 2015ish. I was in the Mystic Messenger fandom in 2016/17ish, and there was a big joke of "Does Jumin Han is Gay?" and I can only assume that came from the Bruno article (or game grumps reading the Bruno article lol)
I was so surprised to see Jumin Han’s name in Danny Gonzalez’s comment section lmao
I was wondering if anyone else was going to say this lmao
Lol I remember that, it was everywhere on Tumblr. Never finished MM, sadly. I needed my sleep too much 😢
game grumps
oh my god mystic messenger i'd totally forgotten about that game. i never played it but i knew people who were huge fans
I clicked one of these ad titled "Eat this fruit to heal Alzheimer", it shows and image of a tomato getting fingered and when I clicked it, a website opened and apparently they sell soy milk
That’s unhinged as hell
Just one single Alzheimer😅
😨
danny HATES DREW for this one simple trick…
the one time ill agree with danny
@@heatheretaithaha...what
a decade later and y'all still do the same joke over and over
@@vitaminwater9662yes
@@vitaminwater9662 that is not the same joke dude😭 the joke is not just simply mentioning both Drew and Danny in the same sentence
that actually was a genuinely good serious criticism of that USF study. they used a far too narrow sample (only young texans?? almost only white couples?) and their raters have no reason to be trusted as an authority on this topic, nor are they a sample of everyday folks (most people do not have college degrees, most people would never even consider going to a private methodist university, the ages of the raters will inevitably skew very young, both of these colleges are PWIs in the south)
Opinions of scientists aren't research! This study just says "Men that are deemed less attractive than their wives by this very few employees of university X seem to be kinder"
Not to mention. It had correlational findings not causation.
Like, what a shockingly small and limited study!
*fsu, but yes i agree! def a skewed study lol i was hoping the school i go to is a bit better than that but oh well it happens yk (usf is uni of south florida also)
And they were all in their 20s + recently married. How are you gonna come up with "advice" for all couples that is based on such short relationships ?
That ugly man study is pure garbage. Who is surprised that a relationship is better when the participants are nice and giving to each other? They assumed that the men are extra nice because they're "ugly" instead of literally any other reason why a man might be nice to their partner. Not to mention 113 couples is too small a sample size and attractiveness is not a measurable metric. It's disappointing how these kinds of "studies" gain traction when they've proven nothing.
That's the sad reality of studies. It's hard to definitively prove an objective statement, but it's easy to appeal to confirmation bias
Yeah Often studies are simply just small studies done that really show no significant observation but they trick people into thinking it by giving the statistics which don’t actually mean anything without all the info. I took a statistics class and I learned even how I have been mislead before by data. 😅
It seems to me like it’s a “study” meant to say to men “it doesn’t matter what you look like!” But to women “if you’re not pretty enough, or at least prettier than your boyfriend/husband and your relationship fails, it’s your fault”
@@stellamariss3335 100% of people are right handed! … In this study… of one person… that’s just me…
The study was more based on how women feel more pressure to diet and how they worry more when the husband is more conventionally attractive versus men having a hotter wife and those men feeling 0 need to diet or appear more attractive to be in the same bracket as her. The study was being completely misconstrued as well. Not saying it or any study is perfect I’m just saying it wasn’t the intention of the study or the hypothesis they were trying to test.
Fun fact: The section of clickbait ads under news articles are called a Chumbox (which comes from word chumming, the use of fish meat as bait for fish)
Tysm, I hope both sides of your pillow are cold tonight :)
This was actually a fun fact
The Chum bucket
I think the ads that say “25 child stars that died tragically young” and the photo is of like Cole Sprouse, who is alive, are hilarious
His brother is still alive too, so it's not like they could have just confused the two either.
when i was like 12 i clicked on a clickbait ad that said something along the lines of “eat this one fruit to lose 30 lbs a day” and it made me watch an un-fastforwardable video for 2 hours where the guy kept saying “in just a second when i tell you the fruit….” every 10 minutes and i gave up because it was 3 am and haven’t clicked a clickbait article since
ugh I know exactly what you're talking about, except the one I watched was smth about dieting.
I’ve seen the exact same tactic used for “Men will fall for you if you know this one trick” and then they will supposedly tell you the trick in just a minute but then keep talking about nonsense in circles.
My my petition for Danny to make the “Meet Lura’s repulsive husband” merch. 2:18
i'd wear that
i sign
Signed
Signed
signed
to this day cryptic pregnancies scare me so much, imagine not knowing your pregnant for a full 9 months and then you’re in pain and you go to the hospital and BOOM baby
im a full on virgin but the thought still haunts me cause i watched tlc's i didn't know i was pregnant as a child
It usually happens in women who have certain medical conditions and don't get periods. My friend doesn't get any periods cos she has endo-something. Fun fact there are some very rare cases of women who have 2 uteruses and 1 has a period but the other was fertilised, and the women go to hospital and find out they're in labour.
sometimes people's uteruses form facing the opposite direction, so they never look pregnant
@@TheMarshmallowMushroom hmm, interesting, good summary of medical info! :D
The condition is think ur thinking of is endometriosis, i also have it! My gyno warned me that i do have a higher chance of cryptic pregnancies due to endometriosis
my fav clickbait articles are the ones on TH-cam. i’ve gotten so many articles about “the benefits of viagra”. millions of dollars invested into suggestive advertising and they can’t figure out i’m an 18 yr old female.
Viagra can be used for menstrual cramps.
@@roxassora2706 huh, the more yk i guess.
@@sophzillaaa Yeah. But the excuse they used for the study being published is "the funding wasn't there".
But does you already have cancer?
People who are shocked by green gummy bears clearly never organized their gummies by flavor and appearance to eat them in the best possible order
My sibling says it's literally on the package that the green gummy bears are strawberry flavour
@@accuratejaney8140”my sibling” 😂 so formal wtf 😂😂
@@raeallizae6139 their sibling could be nonbinary, dude. i have a friend who calls her sibling her "sib" because they use they/them pronouns. it's not as weird as you're making it seem
real, ive always known green gummies are strawberry sometimes. if you prefer gummy candy i feel like its common knowledge 😅
this feels weird as fuck cause im from mexico where the most common gummy bear brand is panditas and now im starting to doubt if they're strawberry flavored as well D:
Mark this day in your calendars, "does Bruno Mars is gay" has officialy entered the Dannyverse lore
From one Danny to another
how do we do, fellow lovelies!
In the " DO NOT RETIRE IN THESE STATES" one, the man is wearing a kefiye, which symbolises a free Palestine. This goes to show how randomly they choose the images
You definitely shouldn't retire in Palestine.
@@lonesaviorthat's my favorite usa state
Keffiyehs are traditional scarves also known as shemaghs, ghutras, or hattahs. Typically worn by Arabic men on their heads. They, as well as watermelons and olives, have more recently become widely associated with Palestinian liberation. (More recently meaning around the 1930s during the "arab revolt")
You’re not incorrect but speaking more specifically keffiyehs are not exclusively Palestinian, however the one the man in the image is wearing IS a Palestinian keffiyeh :)
I mean, it's probably a good idea to retire there. You might retire a little earlier@@lonesavior
back in like 2014-15 i remember seeing a ton that were like "this woman looks JUST like the character in frozen" and it would be a stock image of anna's face poorly photoshopped onto a woman's body lol
I never saw this but I can so clearly see the image in my head lmaooo
I know you probably are already planning to do this, but could you make a video on ZOMBIES 3? They FINALLY explain her “white” hair.
THEY EXPLAINED IT?? OMG
@@mewowowye they did, ima put this all the way down on the comment so if you wanna watch the movie to find out don’t click read more and scroll
She alien
@@mewowow aliens.
Yesss
DONT GIVE IT AAAWAAAYY
I clicked one article, something about “girl finds mysterious eggs under her bed“ and started reading. It was written like a novel and I was confused but sometimes articles have those for dramatic effect... it was extremely long so I scrolled to the end, it was all fictional. with so many ads in the middle.
Omfg I think I read that lmfaoooo
the bruno mars one brings me back to the game grumps, there’s an animated grumps clip with it and i highly recommend looking up ‘game grumps bruno mars’
I came here to see if anyone else noticed the unexpected game grumps crossover 😂
I haven’t finished the video, but I’m assuming it’s “does Bruno Mars is gay?”😂
Got to the part. I think we should overlap both Dans reading this article to create the ultimate TH-cam Dan
I DOES IS HAVE TO KNOW!
Yes I had flashbacks lol
Maybe the real clickbait is the friends we made along the way
😂 Spelling it clickbate changes the meaning somewhat
REAL FRIENDS TO MAKE ON THE WAY IN YOUR AREA
CLICK HERE TO FIND THE REAL TREASURE ALL ALONG
I'm sorry your relationships felt that way 😊
@@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006sssshhh it didn’t happen
What if the friends WAS the clickbait
Ive seen an ad that said “Is will rain today?” and its just a picture of a cat
i've seen several article thumbnails that traumatized me with grotesque body horror stuff out of absolutely nowhere, but one i saw recently was talking about some sort of disease/condition and its one of those fear-mongering ones where they show you a disgusting picture and tell you you have this disease so you'll click on it out of curiosity like a train wreck you can't look away from, except.. the disgusting picture was just a close up of a red bell pepper.. like the inside.. with the seeds... who are you fooling 😭😭😭
All of the ones that are just beans glued to someone's leg, maybe painted if they're feeling fancy
“Who are you fooling”? Well you apparently 💀loool
As a kid i was traumatised. I didn't know if i was looking at something sexual or just a finger with vaseline on it. They ruined my childhood
I hate the medical ads. Those should be illegal. If I were in charge of Hell, I would set aside a special area for the people who come up with those
@@dry_strawberries😂😂😂😂😂
I know it's just a joke but for anyone wondering, the middle eastern head scarvs are not religious, a lot of middle eastern countries have some iteration of this, how you wear it and the color matters.
They wear it mostly because of heat. Apart from protecting your head from the sun, it also keeps you cool by wetting it and tying it around your neck. Also helps with sand and to be honest, shit looks cool as fuck.
ahhhh ok that's awesome thank you. I gotta admit that guy did look pretty cool
@@2Danny2Furious yeah it's called a Kufiye and it's a Palestinian garment 🇵🇸🇵🇸
it symbolizes the struggle of the Palestinian people under the Isreali occupation
@@hibs211 that's not what it symbolises . Stop spreading misinformation.
@@hibs211 no, a lot of other countries besides palestine wear them.
not only do they look cool, they ARE cool, literally. they've been dunked in water. haha.
my favorite clickbait articles are that one sleepover one that always has a different crying girl as the image and the medical anomaly ones where the "medical anomaly" image is clearly a plant of some kind that very obviously isn't growing in or on some human. the most recent one of those i saw had a doctor on one half and a close up of a succulent on the other, but the succulent was so clearly in a plant pot.
the "relationships are happier when the woman is more attractive" thing is so infuriating. surely it can't be that people who might have bonded on something other than strictly looks might have a deeper and more solid connection than people dating on looks alone. couldn't be that. (and I will note, there's a reason people never refer to the reverse, because they basically treat it like an anomaly that 'doesn't really happen'.)
Right, like wouldn’t a “less attractive” woman “make up for it” in other ways and that would make the man happy? No mention of that
it could also be that men value looks more than women, so they'd be happier in a relationship with a pretty woman rather than a less attractive one. i've seen a lot of women date unattractive men and be okay with it, but i've never seen a dude date an unattractive women and be okay with it.
Personally I think there are a lot of factors involved. I think a big one is that so many women have very low self esteem and they believe that they need to find an "ugly man" so they can be more on their "level" which is really sad. Obviously everyone deserves love but it's just sad that that has to be a reason.
Another reason I think is because women just don't value looks as strongly as men do. Personally, if a guy checks all my boxes except being physically attractive I would be more than happy to be with him anyway and I think many women would feel the same. Its not that men ONLY value looks, but I just personally think it's leveled higher as a priority for them. Maybe it's evolutionary, who knows. But there is definitely some truth to the whole theory
I've seen ugly women get in happy relationships easily, while ugly guys are doomed to forever be incels. I'm not sure you really just generalize a whole gender on stuff like this. Think it's a bit more nuanced.
Hell, just from what we know of the study, I feel like there's a lot of questions about the methodology to not even get it to "huh, that's interesting" quality.
When I think of clickbait, all I can think of is that one tweet where someone renamed ratatouille “A RAT COOKED MY FOOD AND I LIKED IT⁉️😦 ……*i cried*……”
When I think of clickbait, I remember that ad about a woman getting arrested because her horse got her pregnant, at least that's what is implied
@@GoodTimeForARoll oh…that’s really nice 🙂
.*I cried*.
@@fallaciouslandlord Oohh yea my bad, I’ll fix it
@@ellary_stay not a correction but alright friend
How are the first 10 seconds so perfect already? The unnecessarily dramatic article about Ninjas hair, the assortment of clickbait, the indecisive hovering of the cursor before taking the bait and the clickbait article zooming in to become the video. Masterful.
I’m not sure if I’m sleep deprived but Larry’s repulsive husband is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
Even funnier that you said Larry instead of Laura lmao
@@Insert.Oregano oops lol
Now I'm just picturing Larry Bird married to another Larry Bird
larry bird if he liked men but had horrid taste in men as well
@@finndarling real
2:34 To answer that question, when clicking on those ads, they'll more than likely take you to a fake Microsoft, Mcafee, etc. website saying your device has been breached and to call a fake support line. Another TH-camr by the name of Jim Browning has an interesting video about these but I can't remember the name off the top of my head
I literally have an ad that shows up on one of my mobile games that I’m only playing to get points on fetch. I don’t even have to click on it. It will randomly come up, open safari, and tell me my iPhone has 43 viruses.
14:48. This is the most pointless article ever. It literally says the flavor on the back of the damn packaging
Fun Fact. Green Gold-Bears are actually apple flavoured in Germany.
It's insane how many of these articles I scroll by on TH-cam now. "Horse gives birth to foal but it's not what you think" or "they called the police" or stuff
I had that horse gives birth to foal one once and I didn't click on it but it does still haunt me every now and then.
It's getting legitimately difficult to for me to search literally anything on TH-cam because no matter what I type the results are always like 30% graphic clickbait videos of gross medical conditions, sometimes with someones face in the corner
From what I know, if you click on the ad it just brings you to like this whole story that ends with the cops finding some medical chip (?) in the horse, and at the very very end of the story it's revealed that the whole thing isn't real and is a work of fiction
There's literally one that was a picture of a woman hugging a horse and the caption is "horse keeps hugging pregnant woman and you'll never guess who's baby it is" like huh?? I never clicked on it but YOU WHAT?
@@I_may_be_insaneit was literally just a normal foal and it was a fake story anyway
Damn, I never expected to hear about the "does Bruno Mars is gay" article again in 2024
A lot of times the ads talking about "repulsive fat and ugly" people ate mainly talkin about famous women who are just aging
And really, Larry Bird was never that attractive. But a great basketball player. His wife looked great!
The funny thing about the world shaking discovery of the green gummy bears flavor is it says it ON THE BAG.
ALL OF THE COLORS FLAVORS ARE CLEARLY DISPLAYED ON THE BACK OF THE BAG
But isn't it green apple flavored?
I’d wear “Meet Laura’s Repulsive Husband” merch
So real
and i don't even know anyone named laura!
laura? i hardly know her.
I’ll bet someone has already put it up on redbubble. 😂
15:24 i have seen a few other egg white hacks over the years online, and this one is definitely the way to dirty the most dishes.
as an ugly man i finally KNOW i have a chance with zendaya
Well you're also Spiderman, so probably, yeah.
that's the 30/70 rule. the woman needs to have a 70% share of the combined attractiveness of both people in the relationship.
i hope there's an equivalent for women, too.
I mean, technically the post was actually “women like men with better personalities, so the relationship lasts longer”. Idk, you can have a trash personality AND be ugly, but the study made it sound like it was actually “guys who put in the effort get married” lol :3
That's a great idea
That would mean Tom Holland would become available and then I can swoop and and soot my shot, too!
@@manboy4720 The study in the video was disproven cos it was based on a very limited small sample size of university students in Texas who were all white and in their 20s. Are there any studies to back up the 30/70 rule?
If you didnt know HARIBO is an ancronym.
HAns RIegel BOnn
The founder‘s name was Hans Riegel and he was born in Bonn (Germany)
that's so interesting, I always assumed they were Japanese candy because Japanese candy is the best, and haribo sounds like a Japanese name. TIL
Huh! That is some good tea. Thank you.
german company names are so funny to me, they’re always so uncreative but also clever (aldi, adidas, audi)
Omg tysm I hope both sides of your pillow are cold tonight :)
The same is true of the UK's biggest supermarket, British multinational corporation Tesco - who were so big at one point that they had a quarter of the UK's entire GDP flowing through their stores. The name is a combination of the first 3 letters of TE Stockwell (the name of the tea company which the founder used to sell at a small market stall during his teenage years) and the first two letters of his surname COhen. TE S + CO became Tesco.
"Does bruno mars is gay" is one of my favourite game grumps jokes. Such a classic.
13:11 took me WAY back to Game Grumps lmao, I will always associate that article with those guys
Both were read by a Danny 😅
I was looking for this comment lol
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
I KNOW I WAS LIKE NO FUCKING WAY BRO
When I read that I thought of both Game Grumps and Markiplier making that reference while playing phasmophobia
FUN FACT!
My old music teacher is elementary school sat in front of Larry bird during her highschool years, she would always said his legs were so long and took up all the space near her desk
wait thats cool
12:25 is flashbacks to my game grumps era
"How could she didn't know" had me crying for some reason 😭
It’s my fave humour
MARK LEE
my least favorite of these is definitely the one that’s like “vet calls police after seeing horse’s ultrasound” and the picture is a human ultrasound photoshopped on the horse
i'd call the police if a horse is pregnant with a human baby too 😭
...the amount of times I have seen or heard something that insinuated bea$tial!ty this YEAR is concerning. The Twitter guy (which I refused to watch), those weird ass ads, merely looking up fanart of any character in a game that has ANIMALS...
idk how any furry hater or whatever can look at a kid drawing a humanized dog with big ol anime eyes and think they're the problem. When the ones above are literally invading every space known to man.
@@Vesperad0 is your icon an aranara cyno?? he looks so cutee
FBI INVESTIGATION REVEALS HORSE IS PREGNANT WITH HUMAN
@@Vesperad0 bestiality
The fact that he’s uploading pretty regularly on multiple channels with a new baby is insane to me. Good job Danny
The point of all of these clickbait ads are purely to drag you to pages filled with more ad space. They generally link to articles with a less compelling spin on the named topic.
Fun fact the name for them is a 'chumbox'.
I can't believe Danny doesn't know who Larry Bird is (I can totally believe it)
As soon as I heard him say that, I had to pause the video and go to the comments!? That shiz caught me off guard. Lol!
As a fellow brit, who the hell is larry bird 😂
@@primelover5920nba legend
as a nonbrit nonamerican larry bird sounds like a woodpecker species (no offense)
Ikr?? Like, did he not watch Sesame Street growing up? Larry Bird was the best puppet on the show! 😂😂😂
as a cancer patient, i do in fact have cancer.
everytime i watch this video i giggle at that part like HOW DOES HE KNOW
@@bammythegreat HOW COULD HE DID KNOW???
But i hope youre doing well though
Hope you’re doing as well as you can be
i am in remission now! thanks gregs :)
im so glad "does bruno mars is gay" is seeing the light again in 2024
Tbh I always just assumed the weird ads were gonna lead to viruses
The guy in the thumbnail is a professional tennis player from Thailand. He is wealthy and is known as a ladies man. The girl is a former miss universe. She won the competition when it was held in Thailand. That's how they met.
BREAKING: DANNY GONZALEZ DEAD DUE TO TOASTER INCIDENT
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO'S THE TOASTER IS MARRIED TO!
HOW COULD LAURA DIDN’T KNOW?!!?
DOCTORS HATE HIM? MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
HOTDOG TOASTER!
GREGS hate CLICKBAIT for this secret trick! *GUIDE TO BEING LAURAS REPULSIVE HUSBAND*
Clickbait article: When you see these, you already have cancer.
Danny: But I've been eating my 5 almonds daily!!
11:39 "how could i didn't know" i can't stop laughing
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The “ugly man” in the thumbnail and at 4:21 is Thailand’s former pro tennis player Paradorn Srichaphan. Why they went with him specifically as their clickbait, I have…no clue.
Remembering when “does Bruno Mars is gay?” was read on Game Grumps so now that equals 2 youtubers named Danny reading that article
They forgot the "Lou Ferrigno runs off with Larry Bird's repulsive wife!" Ad lol
i remember reading one of these articles for my grandpa because he clicked on one, and he got bored because it was like extremely slow paced and you had to click some "next" button for the next paragraph, but he still wanted to know what happened so i read it for him😭 a dog was smuggling drugs into the hospital for a patient or some shit
Puglo Escobar 😩
7:05 that "scarf" on his head is a Palestinian keffiyeh, a symbol of resistance and connection to their land. definitely odd that they would choose that picture.
Exactly my thought like interesting choice....
they don’t stand for genocide i guess
came running to the comments for this ^^
@@maddyocean5948 I don't understand why they would encourage a t3rr0rist state against vulnerable people who were murdered and SA'd, not to mention taken hostage.
Yes! This is important!
got so excited seeing "does bruno mars is gay?" cuz it just reminds me of Game Grumps. they read the whole article
omg these ads and worse are ALL over tumblr!!! i think tumblr execs have said that they're the cheapest ads to run or something like that
"Do this before bedtime" and it's a photo of a bar of soap that someone took a bite out of 💀
@@ShepfaxYou’re saying no one else does that?
@@dejus_ehow else would one protext their teeth while they sleep
one time i got "researchers find long lost plane in iceberg - after seeing movement, they turn pale" and i did not click on it but i wonder what was behind there
It’s just a link to the full captain America movie lol
Usually it just links to a scam or malware
I tried to click an article that titled something like "person terrified when expert saw these eggs under their bed"
I still dont know what kind of eggs they are, all i know is when the cops saw the eggs they couldn't believe it.
Danny we need a pony up daddy review now that you’re a dad
We will riot in the subreddit until we get what we want
OMG YES. When that tike is a’toddlin we’ll need Danny to be a horse.
Mug Over Egg sounds like a band that people confuse for Mumford & Sons.
Or Coldplay
whoever wrote the gummy bears article is definitely the guy who had no trouble reaching the word count in school essays
Lou Ferrigno does not in fact look totally normal at 71, that is a GILF
🤨
anytime a study reports findings wherein the participants are categorized by attractiveness i'm already raising my eyebrows. i know some disagree but im fairly sure that attractiveness is subjective so i'd really love to know their perameters for determining when the woman in a relationship is more attractive than the man. (and ofc, same thing when studies report people being "happier", cuz all that means is they told you they were happy which doesn't always mean they're actually objectively more happy than other people)
At least with the happy thing I’ve seen studies bring in phycologists and therapists to help determine happiness. After all happiness is at least measurable through brain waves. I like beauty which just objectively has no right answer as it’s entirely based on the persons personal preference. The only way to do that kind of study would be if the woman involved identified their husbands as not attractive
This reminds me of the "Horse Keeps Hugging Pregnant Woman, When Doctor Looks At Her Ultrasound, He Calls The Police" article
i’m so glad i’m not the only one who knows that ad
This video hasn’t loaded yet but I swear to god if it’s a video about insane clickbait ruining the internet ima lose it
has it loaded yet buddy..
Uh-oh
just checking in to see if it's loaded yet and if you've lost it.
@@sabrinadootit has and I did
i wouldn't recommend it. danny gonzalez is so repulsive that you will throw up.
13:04 perfect opportunity to say "they needed that taboola moola" 😔
I cri
9:11 "The floor is covered in... fur"
Sir, that's called a carpet
Danny Gonzalez's Little Nutcracker turns 37, Try Not to Chock on a Walnut When You See Him!
Dan Dan the mermaid man
Ne hes not@Alicex3552
He is the most beautiful merman
There’s a button under your comment that says “translate to English” and it just changes the first Dan to “and”. I don’t know why.
3:32 the way that was actually a challenge at some point 😭 people would eat a banana and then chug (I think) 7up to see if they would throw up
Sprite. The banana and sprite challenge lol
props to the retirement ad for choosing a completely unrelated image of a man wearing a kuffiyeh 🇵🇸
was gonna say!!🇵🇸 6:55
Literally 😭 like where did religion come to this it’s a cultural thing
@@pebejay i dont think he knew that
@GachaKelloggz I think you may be misinterpreting that. It didn't seem like he was poking fun at the kuffiyeh itself but rather the article having a completely unrelated image instead. Also, like the other commenter has already said, he probably didn't know that it was a cultural garment instead of a religious one.
Was looking for this comment🍉🍉
16:31 That looks less effective than doing the egg shell to egg shell thing, and you've dirtied a plate and cup for no reason.
I feel weird that there are people older than 20 that do not know who Larry bird is. It feels quite strange to me.
Thankfully I don't have to worry about what state I'm in, I'm never going to retire no matter where I live!
Danny's eyes look very blue today
They’re staring into my soul. He knows what I’ve done. That I have communed with Craig 😭
I feel like you could make a case that women aren’t happier with ugly men, they’re just happier with men who are nice to them and actively try to make them happy.
I remember that article that would be a little video of a banana slowly getting ripe and then over ripe and it would say never eat this one food to lose weight. I read that article it’s so many pages and I didn’t even finish it because of how long it was and I am 100% positive. It doesn’t give you an answer or the end is somehow marketing, a weight loss supplement to you.
Speaking as an SMU student, we are the LAST school you want to use as a standard for the country; Too many rich kids and business bros to get a genuine sample.
Also it's a religious college
@@kwarra-an we're methodist in name only now; only like 50% of students actually practice any form of faith (and believe me, way fewer actually follow it closely; there's a reason we're a top 15 party school lol)
@@jeffreykelley4774 aah, okay!
As a fellow mustang, so true. pony up lol✌️❤️💙
@@kwarra-anwe actually haven’t been affiliated with the church since like 2018, and personally, as an agnostic smu student, most of the people I know and/or are friends with aren’t religious either. It’s actually pretty funny because the name of the school often attracts conservative/religious people, however the general community of the school has actually become pretty liberal/left-leaning in recent years.
0:37 ROBERT!!!!!
petition to come out with “laura’s repulsive husband” merch🙏🙏
*_”The second I saw this ad the first thing I thought is this is a sick design!”_*
I saw an ad that said “Janet Jackson’s baby was adorable, but today he looks INSANE” LOL and it just led to a slideshow of babies. Nothing about Janet Jackson or her poor not-insane child.
Danny went through my mind against my will and figured out i needed more danny2furious content to take a nap
I just watched this video after a nap. 😅
"3 tips for squishier bones" got me😭😭
hearing danny say my college's name at 5:32 REALLY threw me off guard since so many people have never heard of SMU
Same! I had to do a double take lol. Pony up ✌️❤️💙
0:01 i cant believe the my bones are squisy bit is still a thing lmaoo
Well I want to learn how to get squishier bones 😂😂😂