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  • @creeperawwman763
    @creeperawwman763 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11314

    funny story. i actually met danny the other day. i tried to say hi to him, but he immediately started to spew shady guru advice and would not stop. eventually he imploded with riches and tik tok clips.

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +307

      I'm imagine Danny Meeting a fan, and just roast them on how poor they are and how to be as rich as him while money is literally exploding from his body like a trail in a video game. But the money disappears before touching the ground because Danny is actually an ai robot here to remove all of the commentary creators and the gurus

    • @yell0w-man
      @yell0w-man 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      He did the same to me. I jst wanted to go home but he brought me to his house and chained me up in his basement :(

    • @shoshanaloomer
      @shoshanaloomer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      I met him once and the same thing happened. We need to bring awareness to stuff like this 😔

    • @SummerAlleriaWindrunner
      @SummerAlleriaWindrunner 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Bro I remember that- I was on the side lines. After that he jumped in his Bugatti Tesla and tried to run you over. I'm so sorry that happened to you, plz reach out if you need a witness for your insurance claim 😞💔

    • @notamberp
      @notamberp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I remember this! I recorded the whole wild encounter but then Danny called me poor and stole my phone 💔

  • @thelegendh4sit
    @thelegendh4sit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4750

    I think the joke that made me laugh the most was when Danny said “my son started crying in the other room, I don’t think he’s gonna give me 100 dollars”

    • @lonk2026
      @lonk2026 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      dude i started choking that was so funny

    • @TheIndieKitten
      @TheIndieKitten 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +323

      that's why he's crying. he wanted to help but he is not a boss baby so he doesnt have that much on him.

    • @kelseymiller9030
      @kelseymiller9030 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Same

    • @gomennegao
      @gomennegao 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      no way miku pfp

    • @thelegendh4sit
      @thelegendh4sit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@gomennegao no way rui pfp

  • @saraharmand3463
    @saraharmand3463 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2873

    As a preschool teacher, Sylvester McMonkey McBean is the name drop I have been waiting YEARS for. Thank you, Danny, for making all my dreams eventually come to fruition.

    • @roachno.24
      @roachno.24 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      as a library worker i relate to this too much! im waiting for the day someone asks me for kids book recs cause shelving picture books is half my job (theyre the most checked out genre by far)

    • @ronninator
      @ronninator 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I’m a preschool teacher too!

    • @bubblingbubztheklown5902
      @bubblingbubztheklown5902 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's really was a highlight of this video ❤

    • @fortunatefuture7557
      @fortunatefuture7557 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FR MATE!

  • @GSvXity
    @GSvXity 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10865

    Can we all agree Danny is the shadiest guru on the internet

    • @wormfyation
      @wormfyation 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      nah prob not

    • @lokiteal7177
      @lokiteal7177 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      100% so shady frfr

    • @zekebauer1465
      @zekebauer1465 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes

    • @paigowthedog
      @paigowthedog 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      👍

    • @IvysWhackedWonderland
      @IvysWhackedWonderland 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Ya his vibes are sinister asf

  • @bookwyrm8181
    @bookwyrm8181 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5171

    As someone who is half Filipino, and therefore knows a lot of Filipino facts, I can confirm I am a millionaire.

    • @youtubeuserdan4017
      @youtubeuserdan4017 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

      As someone who was born and raised in the Philippines, I don't know many Filipino facts. I can confirm I am broke (high on time, low on cash ofc).

    • @o.c.pratcliffe2377
      @o.c.pratcliffe2377 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Tell us one!!!!

    • @reivioli2604
      @reivioli2604 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      As someone who is also born and raised in the Philippines, I also don't know many Filipino facts. I am not broke (low on time, low on cash)

    • @laurenquinn4716
      @laurenquinn4716 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      That sounds great! Hey would you be willing to give me $100 real quick?

    • @hotnamehere200
      @hotnamehere200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can you give me $100 🗣️‼️😮

  • @oasisgray982
    @oasisgray982 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +838

    watching Danny become more and more of a dad creator is so cute, referencing kid's books and the way he's so aware of his kid, like when he started crying. my heart can't handle it

    • @christinejanis6552
      @christinejanis6552 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When did he cry?

    • @MaddestOfHattersyeah
      @MaddestOfHattersyeah 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@christinejanis6552when the baby started crying

    • @kimeen4494
      @kimeen4494 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@christinejanis6552 16:01 his child started crying

  • @SweeteaDove
    @SweeteaDove 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15486

    I forgot why Danny would be reading kids books 💀 I thought he was just sitting and enjoying kids books for himself

    • @mandyg46
      @mandyg46 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +782

      Actually there's no reason other than him enjoying the books duh. What else would be happening in his life??

    • @オビエ
      @オビエ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1716

      @@mandyg46he gave birth 😊

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@オビエhe's such a a good wife

    • @MelodyHayes
      @MelodyHayes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@オビエ HUH?!?

    • @lucystoner
      @lucystoner 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +592

      ​@@オビエ lol I would argue Laura did a lot of the heavy lifting

  • @Flyn4thewin
    @Flyn4thewin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2265

    Danny's son turned out to be greedy AF. Cmon, Danny gave you life, give him $100

    • @gh0stcup
      @gh0stcup 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hear he doesn't even have a job yet, what a lazy freeloader!

    • @madisonwilliamson
      @madisonwilliamson 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Ong. Sum slight

    • @furrycircuitry2378
      @furrycircuitry2378 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Goes to show it be the ones you love the most that let you down fr fr

    • @stevedenny7887
      @stevedenny7887 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      He'll grow up to be the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time.

    • @Flyn4thewin
      @Flyn4thewin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stevedenny7887 what else would we expect... what else COULD we expect?

  • @Fayrayz
    @Fayrayz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +717

    “He’s the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time” is a crazy sentence 💀

  • @kkronkk
    @kkronkk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5472

    I would love to see Danny go undercover as a guru

    • @starrr365
      @starrr365 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Shhh don't reveal his secret plan

    • @-bugbite
      @-bugbite 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      yeah good idea that would be less likely for dannys fans to find

    • @homeiswonderland
      @homeiswonderland 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      DANNY, START A CULT, YOU COWARD. For the bit.

    • @feebee4451
      @feebee4451 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I like your profile pic

    • @notburntkebab
      @notburntkebab 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Would probably be hard to disguise himself though

  • @bug6296
    @bug6296 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3188

    I really love that danny has already been reading to his baby. my parents started reading to me when my mom was still pregnant with me. I turn 18 in less than two weeks, and my dad reading to me is still a huge comfort for me and can put me to sleep in like 20 minutes. I feel like a lot of people don’t start reading to their kids until theyre toddlers, but toddlers who haven’t been read to usually don’t have the patience to sit and listen. it’s just such a nice thing to start reading to your baby right away

    • @erinaa9486
      @erinaa9486 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      Really they don't start right away? Pediatricians remind parents to start right away

    • @montanarose4622
      @montanarose4622 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

      As someone who has had a baby, pregnant women get SO much advice to read to their babies (even when they’re still in the womb). Every public library I’m my state has baby areas where parents are encouraged to sit and read with their kids of any age. It’s definitely common practice 😊

    • @katedole3269
      @katedole3269 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      I've been reading to both my babies (one is still chillin in the womb lol) essentially since I found out I was pregnant, both for their development and to keep me in the habit lol

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      exactly!! and from the very second you start reading to your baby (after they're born of course lmao), the child begins to associate sounds/words to pictures way before they gain the ability to read. It also just helps expand their vocabulary as books will often use many words in succession that wouldn't come up as much in everyday conversation. I wish more parents did this.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Gosh, acting like twenty minutes to fall asleep is short is wild to me.

  • @whatsupinspace854
    @whatsupinspace854 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +239

    _"I've discovered a way to make $5,000 a day! Instead of doing that, I'm going to teach you how to be my competition!"_
    Sounds legit

  • @Cationna
    @Cationna 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4683

    I am here to support 100% and pour love out for Danny's commentary turning referential towards Dr Seuss and children's books in general from now on.

    • @maribelsystem3803
      @maribelsystem3803 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

      Gonna need a fox in socks reference in the next one

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      i was so happy when he mentioned the Star-Bellied Sneetches or whatever, that was so nostalgic for me

    • @TasteThaKayla
      @TasteThaKayla 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      that part of the video was literally so funny

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      the idea that after he has a kid his videos stay exactly the same but he inexplicably references childrens media a lot is hilarious

    • @FortuitousOwl
      @FortuitousOwl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He is for sure reading Corduroy for his son and I love it

  • @natasha6920
    @natasha6920 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +269

    "this guy is the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time" is the sickest roast lmao

  • @avjordan
    @avjordan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2932

    Feel bad for people who haven't found the second channel yet. They must think the dreams about Danny were true prophecies

    • @ahceaserr
      @ahceaserr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      what does this meab

    • @a_plastic_bag
      @a_plastic_bag 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

      @@ahceaserr 🎉meab🎉

    • @avjordan
      @avjordan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      @ahceaserr The prophecies of Danny's Reddit foretold the missing posters.... he has been gone with a child, untrue gregs have no understanding of the situation at hand....

    • @ssupermarlo
      @ssupermarlo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      they were though

    • @ch3m1c4l_c0ff1n
      @ch3m1c4l_c0ff1n 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ahceaserrfollow the cat

  • @silaswarren8418
    @silaswarren8418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18306

    my disappointment that this video isn't called "Interesting Filipino Facts" is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @abebishop9528
      @abebishop9528 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +723

      Wait, these weren't interesting Filipino facts?

    • @dunno-19
      @dunno-19 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

      and my day is ruined

    • @Thisisbellalol
      @Thisisbellalol 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +693

      I read your comment before I got to that part in the vid and was thoroughly confused

    • @silaswarren8418
      @silaswarren8418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      @@dunno-19 just edited it and copied you lol. thanks

    • @nathanfeldman210
      @nathanfeldman210 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Just edited the edited it and copied the other you lol.

  • @Fun.y
    @Fun.y 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +400

    You know what is shadier than these Gurus? The way i got this money.

    • @Miracle12348
      @Miracle12348 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      The fuck.

    • @Plasticman3x4
      @Plasticman3x4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Wth why isn’t anyone replying to this 😭

    • @Bumble._.Jellybottom
      @Bumble._.Jellybottom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      danny needs to make a commentary video on this comment

    • @Fun.y
      @Fun.y 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      @@Bumble._.Jellybottom whats funny is that this isnt even 1 dollar lmao 😭

    • @salmanderrr
      @salmanderrr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      what even is that

  • @reevexox7411
    @reevexox7411 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +640

    Imagine seeing your tiktok in a Danny Gonzalez video and expecting to be made fun of just for him to call you the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of your time. Truly inspiring.

  • @TiffaniMorris-bs3co
    @TiffaniMorris-bs3co 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +411

    I absolutely lost it at "this guys like a Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time"

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I love this new Danny era of children's book wisdom!

    • @official_lilac
      @official_lilac 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      10:00

  • @CarbonKnights
    @CarbonKnights 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    I love how the guy talking about healthy foods looks like a stiff wind could shut down his entire system

  • @sheritakirtley6217
    @sheritakirtley6217 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +598

    I can't believe danny's son has already mastered comedic timing. takes after his dad fr

  • @elle6449
    @elle6449 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +281

    U can tell he’s the father when he’s making dr Seuss references with the more obscure literary works and not the grinch

    • @ravenpotter3
      @ravenpotter3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I hope he makes a video analyzing deep literature.

    • @Sapphichearts
      @Sapphichearts 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In the states, at least in the early 2000s that book was read every MLK day to teach us about segregation for some reason.

    • @elle6449
      @elle6449 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@Sapphichearts maybe where u r I am also from the states and went to elementary school in the 2000s but I feel like reading a dr Seuss book abt racism is possibly the most ironic thing ever. I went to a predominantly POC school so maybe they were more, like aware. If ur curious as to why he made multiple racist propaganda art against Japanese people, possibly other groups as well but Ik for sure the Japanese

    • @Sapphichearts
      @Sapphichearts 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@elle6449 I'm from an Oregon suburb so that's probably why. Until the mid 1920s black people weren't allowed to live here, in the state not my neighborhood.

    • @elle6449
      @elle6449 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Sapphichearts ya I’m from the inner city in the north so it’s like 2 completely different countries… well fun fact dr Seuss was actually rly racist and put slurs in multiple pieces of his work!

  • @Nathi98
    @Nathi98 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    I was so confused why Danny would discuss Dr. Seuss books & then realised: "oh of course he'd read children books, he can read towards a kid... cuz he has a kid"

  • @The-lonliest-dancer
    @The-lonliest-dancer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1439

    Danny never fails to make us shady little gurus

    • @hagros93
      @hagros93 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      the absolute legend

    • @evilforestspirit
      @evilforestspirit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Danny helped me steal money from people online 😊

    • @The-lonliest-dancer
      @The-lonliest-dancer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@evilforestspirit didn’t he for us all? That’s how he got his family 🤧

    • @bonkcg2485
      @bonkcg2485 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you speedrun this?

  • @FBIagentObama
    @FBIagentObama 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1200

    Any time Danny talks about his kid I get discombobulated lmao my brain goes “huh?? He’s like 15 and got a kid???!?” But then I remember, he is actually older than me 😂 can’t wait for Danny and his kid going outside in a couple of decades and people thinking Danny is the son 💀

    • @spontaneouslycombusted7664
      @spontaneouslycombusted7664 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

      No no... his son will look even younger than danny does. Danny will look 15 and his son will still be a newborn at 20 years old

    • @mistbloodyfists
      @mistbloodyfists 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      @@spontaneouslycombusted7664His son actually is thousands of years old because as we all know Danny is an unaging immortal being. The Big Bang was actually Danny being birthed, and the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was Danny birthing his son. One can only dread the day Danny’s first grandchild is born. His family tree will just be a list of major historic events.

    • @foxbuns
      @foxbuns 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@mistbloodyfistsmaybe dont joke about the holocaust. i have a feeling Danny wont appreciate that

    • @Kookie-zv4bu
      @Kookie-zv4bu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@mistbloodyfiststhis was going great until u decided to include a genocide….what was the thought process behind that

    • @mistbloodyfists
      @mistbloodyfists 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@foxbuns Many of my family members were holocaust victims. I make a lot of holocaust jokes, some of it to help me cope because of how many I've lost. Even just learning about it in school made me feel sad, I have a very small family and lost many people. Sorry if it ruined the joke for you, I've been doing a project on it in school and I guess it's been getting to me more than I'd like.

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

    ‘Don’t use the microwave. It literally cooks your food’ is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @vindipeach2187
    @vindipeach2187 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13246

    danny never fails to get us pregnant

    • @Sardinesandlawnmowers
      @Sardinesandlawnmowers 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1373

      Oh

    • @milodoesntknow2090
      @milodoesntknow2090 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +680

      and we love him for it

    • @Dunswap
      @Dunswap 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +303

      Yay I’m prego

    • @pookie2577
      @pookie2577 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      Definitely

    • @crimsonr4in
      @crimsonr4in 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +368

      excuse me

  • @coffeebubbles22
    @coffeebubbles22 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9499

    Danny youre not shaming people for trying to make money for their families. Youre calling out the people who are trying to take advantage of those people and make money off of them.

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +630

      he's shaming middle to upper class bros trying to make a buck off of scamming others, as he should.

    • @Financiallyfreeauthor
      @Financiallyfreeauthor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Exactly

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Can you not make copyright claims on tiktok? I never watch it.

    • @moongirl8807
      @moongirl8807 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      ​@aarondavis8943 it's difficult I think. I follow Jonna Jinton and she's mostly on TH-cam but she recently complained that there's a HUGE Tiktok account stealing her content and it went viral too. She tried to do something (and she's not small, at least not on TH-cam). She got really frustrated, only when she reached out to another TH-cam with a bigger Tiktok following, who got her in touch with someone at Tiktok something changed. Jonna got verified and they finally took the copycat down. I also think her fans reported the account after her video so that probably helped but just that there is this insane theft industry shows that they maybe don't really care.

    • @Pendji
      @Pendji 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ah.. So boobie streamers on Twitch targeting vulnerable men, but instead those are told "yass get that bag!"?

  • @nonameless2
    @nonameless2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +649

    Danny is being so nice in this video, but this is actually disgusting. I don't understand how TH-camrs who make actual criticism content or good reviews of movies have to take their content down, but these people are actual thieves and they can make this much money.

    • @coffeecatichino5332
      @coffeecatichino5332 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Ikr. The mind-numbing sludge content was just annoying before watching this video. Somehow, it didn’t occur to me that people make money off of it, but why else would anybody make these videos? Cant even open OBS and play a video game to create their own footage, let alone make something interesting, or with passion behind it, or even remotely fun to watch. And they’re literally everywhere! Even reaction streamers add their own thoughts occasionally! Something about people making thousands off of “content” like this makes me want to throw my smartphone away and move to the middle of the woods.

    • @783c
      @783c 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      preach!

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think its kinda like Folding Ideas video on the mikkelson twins; this scam of reposting videos is common and well known, but by acting like theyre selling the idea of it they can get clicks being controversial and giving out "advice".

    • @beepatpen
      @beepatpen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I really like to watch music reviews, theory and analysis but due to the way youtube works they can't just play the song normally without being demonitized

  • @NataleeRobinson-no5sy
    @NataleeRobinson-no5sy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +724

    The fact Danny didn't yell at us for thinking it was his 1st channel deeply upsets me

    • @karissa-tkacz
      @karissa-tkacz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ikrrr i was waiting to be obliterated :(

    • @Sanisgillon
      @Sanisgillon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Becoming a dad has really mellowed him out.

  • @t.j.vellinga6225
    @t.j.vellinga6225 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    As a Dad myself, when you started yelling "Where's my hundred dollars?!" My thoughts went to "Oh no, gonna wake the babay" then to "oh its cool that he gets the house to himself to make his videos" and then the realization that, yes the babay did get woken up... Also, children books slap. Start reading Fox in Sox now, so then when it becomes a challenge your child brings to you, you can rip through that shit faster than Eminem on Rap God.

  • @starrr365
    @starrr365 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +663

    Danny never fails to be the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time

    • @twinky6755
      @twinky6755 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🚨ALERT 🚨 SNeetchers RefereNce 🚨ALERT🚨

    • @PatrickWalsh-qn3fg
      @PatrickWalsh-qn3fg 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      We should all strive to be like Danny

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I agree! If you also like Danny, hurry and give me $100! 👍

  • @sajidsayeed1629
    @sajidsayeed1629 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    "Sorry my son was crying in the other room I don't think he's going to give me a 100 dollars."-Danny Gonzales 2023

    • @C0okiemonster
      @C0okiemonster 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      His son wants to give him $100 but cant walk yet😂😂😂

  • @sarexvicentina
    @sarexvicentina 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    i have to say, the dad vibe suits you and the channel so well, i love the dad era with a kid in other room complaining abt your shenannigans

  • @realyangjj
    @realyangjj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1675

    Danny may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver

    • @Spacesatyr6565
      @Spacesatyr6565 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Pergornament*

    • @rathermischeviousindeed
      @rathermischeviousindeed 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      *gregnant

    • @realyangjj
      @realyangjj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@rathermischeviousindeed gregnant indeed

    • @I3boobs-f5p
      @I3boobs-f5p 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Why is this on literally all of his videos? 😭

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@I3boobs-f5p Because Danny has a son

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    16:11 it's understandable that he's crying, he's just learned that his dad is broke

    • @Lyds18
      @Lyds18 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      LMAO

    • @adzdrawss
      @adzdrawss 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      very understandable. that would be especially devastating for an infant

  • @June-ol2zn
    @June-ol2zn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    We will always miss the “this video is over now” song at the end of videos 😭

  • @leo5614
    @leo5614 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +277

    i for one can't wait to see more little hints about how fatherhood has effected danny. one day he might be making jokes about pureed carrots in little glass jars.

  • @laurenkathleen2221
    @laurenkathleen2221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    honestly the Dr. Seuss reference was based. can't wait for more of the kid book commentary

  • @caitlinshields
    @caitlinshields 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    really excited for more star-bellied sneetches references going forwards

  • @ktozy2149
    @ktozy2149 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    That Dr Seuss joke is the hardest I’ve laughed out loud in months. I work with kids and that reference cut deep.

  • @crocodillian9486
    @crocodillian9486 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    as a vitamin, I can confirm that every time I get put in a microwave I die it’s hard for us vitamins to survive😔

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "One of my videos made me $1200" There's no way he said that with a straight face, he screen records GTA gameplay

  • @eviebaldwin8394
    @eviebaldwin8394 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    Don't see enough Sneetches references these days. Honestly brought a tear to my eye so grateful for Danny healing society one Sneetch at a time.

  • @andipants04
    @andipants04 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3632

    hearing the words “my son” come out of Danny’s mouth just makes me so happy, I’m so glad they’re all doing well, and I’m so proud of Danny for how far he’s come. Congrats Man!!!

    • @pearle8200
      @pearle8200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      I was just like this 16 year old has a son!?!

    • @andipants04
      @andipants04 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      @@pearle8200 he’s 29 lol

    • @stephaniejoobern1001
      @stephaniejoobern1001 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Yes it's so sweet 😢 it's so wholesome that he reference children's book lol. congrats to him + Laura 😊

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Anyone know how long he is a dad?

    • @andipants04
      @andipants04 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@tommymarco their baby was born in october

  • @pookie2577
    @pookie2577 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +521

    Sometimes I wonder if Danny just watches his own videos in his free time

    • @flyingyogurtwastaken
      @flyingyogurtwastaken 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ya

    • @megczaban6814
      @megczaban6814 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      if I did youtube videos I know for a FACT I would watch them and laugh at myself

    • @evilforestspirit
      @evilforestspirit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he doesn't, don't worry

    • @GumOnTheWall
      @GumOnTheWall 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      and he should

    • @Annicamd
      @Annicamd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      He has a 3 month old baby, my man has no more free time

  • @fumomofumosarum5893
    @fumomofumosarum5893 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    16:14
    20 years later, Danny's son finds this video, goes to Danny and gives him a 100 $ . Very wholesome.
    Of course, considering inflation, 20 years from now, the 100 $ will only be worth like... iunno, 40 $, but hey... it's the thoght that counts.

  • @slushy3c128
    @slushy3c128 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

    danny is the only guru i would listen too he is so smart and wise

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      *to
      If you’re not sure, go with to not too. 90% of the time it’s to.
      Too is only used for too much, too little or as well, e.g. I love you too.

    • @evilforestspirit
      @evilforestspirit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@Cowboy_Frog thank you cowboy frog

  • @elle4love353
    @elle4love353 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    Okay, but I would watch a video of Danny just making Dr. Seuss references the entire time.

  • @HollyLaing
    @HollyLaing 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I hate it when people steal my tiktok content and post it with a gameplay clip without giving me credit 😂 so frustrating that they make money from it too without giving the original creator credit. Tiktok see’s nothing wrong with it unfortunately

    • @MiceOnVenusC418
      @MiceOnVenusC418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      omg i watch your videos! Keep it up and i hope tiktok does something about it! :)

  • @primcasiha
    @primcasiha 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    10:05 the moment Danny realized he is a DAD

  • @Meowzers18
    @Meowzers18 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    As a filipino, hearing danny say "filipino dollars" made me laugh so hard😭

  • @storyranger
    @storyranger 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I feel like forgetting the lessons of The Sneeches has led to our current tiktok influencer apocalypse.

  • @PlasmaAvery
    @PlasmaAvery 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

    i JUST sat down to do my math homework, but shadiest gurus on the internet takes priority.

    • @arkojuly
      @arkojuly 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      YES

  • @avamolinari6220
    @avamolinari6220 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    I would literally cry my eyes out if i ever got to meet danny sometimem he is all that me and my dad watch and he has brought me and my father closer than ever thank you danny!

    • @SoulSonder26
      @SoulSonder26 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Be careful, one time i met Danny, and while he may seen charming and irresistible with his little wrists, he is NOT what he seems. At first i just said hey yo, dan. How is your day going? He said fine my young gentleman, and at this point, i really thought the meeting was young well. But at that very moment i realized that Danny wasn't a normal sized influencer after all, he was a tricksy little guru who measured at least 17 cubits in length alone. I barely escaped with my life, not to mention the other ones he took from me. Try to stay clear of Danny if you can. Not safe

    • @lacy.x0
      @lacy.x0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@SoulSonder26I can relate.

    • @livirich1
      @livirich1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Send him a picture of your dad

  • @gummiken3338
    @gummiken3338 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    10:10 oh my god im so down with this ♡

  • @lilies-of-valley
    @lilies-of-valley 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

    13:42 Filo here, just to add context to this. It's a sad reality in our culture that we crave to be acknowledged by other cultures (most especially by western culture). This is also why whenever someone famous or if someone who has even 1% Filipino heritage goes viral or become famous you'll see comments such as "Pinoy pride 🇵🇭" or the likes. This is also the reason why there's a number of non-Filipino TH-camrs who would constantly post reacting to anything related to Filipino culture because they know it will do well because when we see anything even if it's just the bare minimum appreciation (even if it's not genuine) for our culture we put those people on a pedestal (especially if they are white). This is also why the beauty standard in our country is very much Eurocentric (e.g. fair skin, high-bridged nose etc).

    • @vogelvrouw
      @vogelvrouw 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      That's so interesting! I didn't expect that there was actually a reason for the "Filipino fact"

    • @luvlikyuu
      @luvlikyuu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      as a fellow filo, this is so real

    • @starry6396
      @starry6396 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      this is actually so true (as a filipino), i naturally get giddy and excited whenever i see filipinos get any smidge of recognition. it’s just natural idk but that is really interesting how people have caught on to it and started using it to their advantage.
      ik danny said it as a joke but i genuinely think if he titled one of his videos with anything related to filos me and a lot of other people would probably click on it.

    • @thisuserhaspassedaway3100
      @thisuserhaspassedaway3100 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      woah we act the same way with our country!! Not gonna name it but it’s portrayed in a very negative light in media. We are under the impression that most people hate us, so whenever there’s someone who says anything remotely positive about us we get so ecstatic! I never thought about it from the creator’s perspective…Very interesting!

    • @oats8854
      @oats8854 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ngl i thought pinoy was a slur

  • @clareb8663
    @clareb8663 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    So happy so many of my fav creators are talking about content theft/plagarism- hbomberguy, jacksfilms, and now danny. Hope real change can come of it but we need the content host institutions to step up!

  • @trucevideos
    @trucevideos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    5:11 him talking about how not anyone can make a tiktok combining two videos 😭😭😭 he is NOT special LMAOOOO

  • @Itsatragedeigh
    @Itsatragedeigh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +345

    My brother realized in 6th grade he could make really good muffins and that kids would buy them. So he’d make a bunch of muffins over the weekend with my mom and sell them for like a $1 and he nearly got suspended. He coulda been a true muffin guru man.
    It was actually pretty traumatizing for him he still gets genuinely angry when i call him the muffin man and he’s nearly 40.

    • @fluffgotstudios9390
      @fluffgotstudios9390 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      i dont get why people expel kids trying to make quick money

    • @erinaa9486
      @erinaa9486 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fluffgotstudios9390not even quick money, he's genuinely working hard to provide product to ppl... Encourage kids to work!!

    • @angelacruz5868
      @angelacruz5868 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fluffgotstudios9390 i dont get why they would threaten to expell him but i can see how this could be a health and food safety concern

    • @s271a
      @s271a 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      In my experience, kids doing business is fine in our place (Philippines). I don't know about other countries though.

    • @GmmBeast
      @GmmBeast 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      At my school I think they said because it was technically competition with the lunch room and also the person selling food doesn't have a license to sell food amd it wasn't approved by the school board.

  • @danielwilliams9473
    @danielwilliams9473 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    The amount of people straight up admitting they steal content to make money is genuinely mind boggling

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Saying they steal content probably also gets them views via controversy

  • @sarahmckenzie58
    @sarahmckenzie58 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i love how he just says bye at the end on this cannel instead of talking about other stuff or doing an add read, its just so peaceful

  • @nb_oovanboi7750
    @nb_oovanboi7750 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    danny making references to children's books now might be the cutest thing of all time

  • @faithsimmerman6871
    @faithsimmerman6871 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    As someone who is also consuming a lot of dr suess for baby reasons, I appreciate the Sylvester McMonkey McBean reference

  • @beepbopp54
    @beepbopp54 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    10:18 I literally forgot that he is a father now… CONGRATS DANNY EVEN THO ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE WEE LAD WAS BORN

  • @primcasiha
    @primcasiha 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Danny's single strand of loose hair kinda saved my life

  • @juliana.x0x0
    @juliana.x0x0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    So funny you mentioned The Sneetches! I currently have an untold amount of stars upon my own belly, after my 5 year old chased me down last night and assaulted me with her star stamper. That book takes up a good amount of space in my head, rent free, for whatever reason.

  • @hunter5w6
    @hunter5w6 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    it’s so funny you bought up dr seuss because approximately 10 seconds before you said “this is like the sneetches” I (not a parent, haven’t read a dr seuss book in years if not decades) thought “oh this is just like the sneetches” so needless to say, I’m prepared and excited for the children’s book references

  • @hridyaz
    @hridyaz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Danny is the guru for how to keep a baby face

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I mean he kept the whole baby too

  • @josieeluv
    @josieeluv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    10:00 when I tell you I cried actual tears from laughing so hard at this 😭

  • @Hellens.melons
    @Hellens.melons 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    16:08 “I don’t think he’s gonna give me a hundred dollars 🥲” WAS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME 😭

  • @AB-ft7ng
    @AB-ft7ng 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    16:28 The way my mind autofilled his sentence to “If you’re trying to build a better *boy* “

  • @Dill_pickle707
    @Dill_pickle707 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    12:56 I WAS TAKING A SIP OF COKE WHEN HE SAID THAT BRO CAN HE SEE ME??? 😭😭😭

  • @penslaandco9111
    @penslaandco9111 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    "They had bass pro shops upon thars" LMAO that Dr. Seuss throwback was so unexpected

  • @Cherriri
    @Cherriri 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    Danny is the ultimate guru

  • @clutterinparadise8839
    @clutterinparadise8839 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    14:23 WOAHHHH! Oh wait. No. 💀💀

  • @Vivian.and.the.biggest.swiftie
    @Vivian.and.the.biggest.swiftie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    Thank you Danny for all your hard work on this video!❤

    • @nikitawalczak582
      @nikitawalczak582 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      umm I'm pretty sure he asked for a 100

    • @lissa1165
      @lissa1165 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@nikitawalczak582oh no...😂

    • @MisterNicePenny
      @MisterNicePenny 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not enough

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      you mean MY video that i re uploaded to tiktok with family guy underneath?

  • @RedMolls
    @RedMolls 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    It's crazy how much plagiarism is drilled into our brains in school and people still somehow go on to not only make a living stealing other people's content (oftentimes more money than the people they are stealing from), but go even further to claim that it's ethical

  • @coffeeshmoffee
    @coffeeshmoffee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    12:32 thank you, I needed this joke today. ❤

  • @TobeyDraws
    @TobeyDraws 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    one interesting philipino fact is that danny has forgotten about being goofier and sillier on the side channel, and he doesn't drink sparkling water anymore

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He has to quit because of his family responsibilities

  • @IWishIHadARat
    @IWishIHadARat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Danny’s hair is getting more scrumptious with every new video

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Sadly, it doesn't taste good 😔

  • @unknownpasta8103
    @unknownpasta8103 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    honestly
    little greg probably will be the most knowledgeable in dr sues books ever 😤😤😤

    • @unknownpasta8103
      @unknownpasta8103 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      shout out to the butter battle
      and the cat in the hat (that's me! i'm doing suesical!)

  • @lqvk1tty
    @lqvk1tty 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    man this guy is pretty funny, he should make a youtube channel

  • @sarah.1230
    @sarah.1230 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    the Dr Seuss reference was so detailed, I was so impressed by your memory before you reminded me you have a kid so you’ve been reading kids books. I thought you just somehow remembered all those complicated names and shit😂

  • @trooton
    @trooton 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    15:37 bro just wanted a hug

  • @brokeappl
    @brokeappl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    danny is the shadiest guru i know ngl

  • @specialinterests4653
    @specialinterests4653 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    Yo I think Danny is killing it as a dad he looks tired as hell lol

  • @1o733
    @1o733 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    14:05 FILIPINOS MENTIONED RAAAAAAAHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭‼️‼️‼️

    • @lynroberts6362
      @lynroberts6362 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      MABUHAY 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

  • @cmcgee564
    @cmcgee564 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    danny never fails to make me pay my child support bills❤

  • @piggylover8882
    @piggylover8882 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    For me Danny has gone from "this guy is funny" to me relating to the dr seus thing because ever since my sister had kids I'm always up to date on Bluey and childrens books. That was actually really wholesome for a failed joke... You already sound like a great father to your kid.

    • @peepytime
      @peepytime 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I would argue its not a failed joke, it was actually pretty funny

  • @apo3118
    @apo3118 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Im glad someone is calling out these accounts. i feel like tiktok is a lot more lax about stealing content than other platforms and even the ppl on the app don't seem to care as much. I always try to make a point of never engaging with content that is stolen

  • @_piratepeach_
    @_piratepeach_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    danny’s daddy era is gonna be so fire i can already tell by that clean ass dr seuss reference 😩

  • @reaganhune9093
    @reaganhune9093 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Hearing Danny say “my son” just makes me smile🥹

  • @beckmh
    @beckmh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm so distracted watching these podcast clips because they're obviously just sitting in a room by themselves pretending to be on a podcast and that visual is so funny

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Don’t worry, Danny.
    There’s nothing wrong with calling out people who pander to other people who may not have the most money or motivation just so they can take advantage of them and steal their money.

  • @TordParker2.0
    @TordParker2.0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I forgot Danny is a father now and got confused when he said “My son just started crying in the other room.”

  • @camillemjohns
    @camillemjohns 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I completely forgot Danny had a baby and just thought he was dabbling in children’s literature

  • @nehaawagley
    @nehaawagley 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I forgot Danny had a son so when he mentioned him I kinda jumped back in shock

  • @beef-tp2ld
    @beef-tp2ld 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    i am immediately more danny and more furious since clicking on this video

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    13:03 lol wait if that guy is a micro celebrity then what does that make Danny? a mini celebrity? 🤔