FOR ME GINGER BISCUITS ARE DEFINITELY "D" WHEN DRY BUT ARE BOOSTED TO "S" WHEN DUNKED IN TEA. IT VASTLY IMPROVES THE TASTE AND CONSISTENCY OF THE BISCUIT AS WELL AS THE BONUS GINGERY FLAVOUR ADDITION TO THE TEA AFTERWARDS. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY GINGER BISCUIT TALK
I love Smith's reluctance to think outside the box with how to eat layered food. The box is there for a reason!! We feel safe in there, eating biscuits how our biscuit overlords want us to
17:47 - the disgust on smith's face with Ross eating the jelly on the Jaffa cake. I also eat them like that to be honest 😂 Also 'S' tier is 100% correct.
And chocolates too! I've tried American chocolates before and they just don't compare to ours, they don't melt as well in the mouth and are TOO sugary, often with less flavour too, probably the sugar is used to counter this?
in the USA... if you find a tin at your "nans" house with a bunch of pics of "biscuits" on the lid, 99% of the time the biscuits have been gone for years and it is now full of yarn.
I think Ginger Nuts are the best for dunking. They're a little hard/crunchy by themselves, but that makes them hold up and not melt too easily with tea. The ginger flavour just really goes along with and helps the tea that you're dunking it into as well.
I liked watching the shlogs where you filmed these BEFORE watching the final product. idk. I liked seeing all the out takes and how it's made stuff. Then getting to see what it finally turns into after Craiglepuff gets his hands on it is a treat.
I completely agree with the plain Digestives ranking. Only reason most people buy them is to crush them up and put them at the bottom of a Banofee Pie or Cheese Cake or dip them in a chocolate fountain. Very rarely would you eat them by themselves
Chocolate Fingers are by far the superior biscuit because you can use them as a straw. Bite both ends off, use it to drink a glass of squash - that’s a huge part of my childhood right there.
Apart from custard cremes this was a solid ranking. The 3 per tier needs to be changed though - maybe have a system of a minimum of 1 or 2 per tier but no maximum.
Ginger Snaps make a great dessert. Dunk them quickly in Orange Juice (child) Sherry/Brandy/Rum etc (adult), layer whipped cream on top of each biscuit and place together in a log form, cover the whole log with more whipped cream. Can decorate with shaved chocolate, nuts, cherries, maltesers etc. Refrigerate 6 hours. I make it look like a log and have a branch added to the side and with chocolate made to look like bark and serve at Christmas.
Okay lads, we're one biscuit in and already there's a problem. We need two categories. Pre and post dunk. You can't compare eating a biscuit if you're not dunking it. Take rich tea for example. The single most bland biscuit, fucking god tier when dunked properly. Scratch it all and do it again
Man, when my kids are grown, "grandma's house" is going to have such better cookies/biscuits than the stereotypical US or UK gran's house since my wife and I both bake a lot. This is, of course, assuming that the world hasn't fundamentally imploded by then, which if we're honest is the most likely scenario.
I mean there are plenty of people in the US and UK who bake themselves. But how could they possibly rank a bunch of homemade treats that no one in the audience is able to try and have it mean anything for the audience?
I think they need to get rid of the tier quotas but start ranking them within the tiers by order. Left being the highest in the tier and right being lowest or something.
I own a bakery in the good ol west country and we do postal brownies and blondies, if i thought they would be opened fast enough to not go bad i'd send some of our biscoff/jammie dodger and shortbread flavours! :P
I have quite an awful biscuit problem so I could probably comment on this quite a lot, but digestive biscuits are actually rather filling, just like my personal favourite the custard cream. You could eat half a pack and feel quite content for the day without consuming anything else
The 3 per rule was a very good change, excellent video! Have yall heard of Little Debbie's Nutty Buddy bars? I'm not sure if they fully count as biscuits or are in the UK, but they're S tier for me
They're not in the UK, not even in the foreign foods aisle in major supermarkets, which contains well known American foods such as Pop Tarts and Lucky Charms. I've never seen anything by Little Debbie in any of our larger stores or even the smaller foreign owned convenience stores (corner shops).
another personal shout for the choc digestives, when you dunk them in cold milk, you get the digestive all nicely moist and milky (wow what a phrase) but the chocolate gets harder and just better. So to summarise. I like the moist and milky and the harder and better.....right....
I respect the use of the palate cleanser! Many food reviewers ignore this 😉. Managed to actually find the Hobnobs & Jaffas locally. Not sure if the Murica version of Jaffas is different, but they weren't as good as I've been led to believe all these years 🙁.
did you know you can use chocolate fingers as a straw? If you bite off either end then put it in your tea you can suck it up then the inside gets perfectly soft without all the chocolate melting off ^^ white chocolate fingers are an S tier
I haven’t got the biggest sweet tooth these days in my mid thirties but I can’t really disagree with any of that ! The Nice and Custard Creams do have a bit of nostalgia for me though.
Not being from the UK I've not had the chance to try a lot of these but Chocolate Hobnobs are a favourite for me. Jaffacakes we get here are usually offbrand ones but they're pretty good as well but I can't eat too many of them in one go.
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I'm still wanting a beer ranking video. Watching them slowly get sloshed while discussing beers would be amazing (yes you can include cider)
Fuck so good!
great idea
I too vote for this
if crabbies ginger beer isn't in there...
Beer52 sponsor for sure
I'm definitely down to see a tea version of this, it's so casual and relaxing but i love the moments it gets chaotic on different choices
with guest star Spiff
Force spiff to guest judge and let’s watch the agony on his face when anything else beside Yorkshire Tea is ranked
the spiffing brit ranked teas on a livestream, but I would love to see the hat bois rank teas
With Special Guest Spiffing Brit?
Asda Strong for the win!
I love watching the boiks rank off together
Oooo, naughty!
I could watch them ranking all day!
Bunch of rankers those bois
Especially when the biscuit gets soggy
Wow, someone needs a cold shower
FOR ME GINGER BISCUITS ARE DEFINITELY "D" WHEN DRY BUT ARE BOOSTED TO "S" WHEN DUNKED IN TEA. IT VASTLY IMPROVES THE TASTE AND CONSISTENCY OF THE BISCUIT AS WELL AS THE BONUS GINGERY FLAVOUR ADDITION TO THE TEA AFTERWARDS. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY GINGER BISCUIT TALK
I think they are B tier honestly, the ginger flavour is great and I love the crunchiness.
YOU'RE WRONG, GINGERS ARE S
"How could you deprive a new planet of Shortbread?" absolutely great British statement
The editing in these is fantastic.
I love Smith's reluctance to think outside the box with how to eat layered food.
The box is there for a reason!! We feel safe in there, eating biscuits how our biscuit overlords want us to
Im conviced this is the only way ranking has been done right. Going the extra mile to buy and eat them all is above and beyond boiks
Brutalmoose has done similar videos, eating and ranking!
"Oh that really reset my palate."
Real Broden from Aunty Donna vibes with that delivery, Trott
As someone who works for the food shop you bought the majority from, thanks for keeping me in a job!
Oh my. Did you give them celeb discount?
17:47 - the disgust on smith's face with Ross eating the jelly on the Jaffa cake. I also eat them like that to be honest 😂 Also 'S' tier is 100% correct.
His distaste of them is legendary. We also have jaffa cakes with a very nice cherry filling...I've always wondered if he'd enjoy them more.
@@frollothewhite I feel like he’d hate them just the same 😂
He'd be fired from the Yogscast network if he made them rank it lower tbh.
@@Zelmel 😂
you gotta rank sweets.. they are a true quality staple of British food
And chocolates too! I've tried American chocolates before and they just don't compare to ours, they don't melt as well in the mouth and are TOO sugary, often with less flavour too, probably the sugar is used to counter this?
Ross would rank everyone 10/10 haha!
@@lio1234234 some of the oddness of US chocolate is because they have to have a higher melting point
The appearance of the digestive instantly reminded me of the existence of the chocolate caramel digestives which are heavenly
in the USA... if you find a tin at your "nans" house with a bunch of pics of "biscuits" on the lid, 99% of the time the biscuits have been gone for years and it is now full of yarn.
I think Ginger Nuts are the best for dunking. They're a little hard/crunchy by themselves, but that makes them hold up and not melt too easily with tea. The ginger flavour just really goes along with and helps the tea that you're dunking it into as well.
17:14 Aleth "I'm a snob" Smix's presentation on how to eat food
I DISAGREE WITH SOME OF YOUR OPINIONS, BUT I RESPECT THAT. I ALSO LIKE TRIALS!
"Hardcore Rankers" channel incoming
Would make for great clickbait titles... "You wouldn't believe which tea is number 1!"
Trott tying to keep it sophisticated with his "the science part" voice - magestic :)
Fabulous editing
These are oddly entertaining, love watching these! Would love to watch a tea list! Keep up the great work boiks!
I liked watching the shlogs where you filmed these BEFORE watching the final product. idk. I liked seeing all the out takes and how it's made stuff. Then getting to see what it finally turns into after Craiglepuff gets his hands on it is a treat.
I can't believe you'd put ginger snaps that low.
UNREASONABLE ANGER
Doesn’t limiting the amount you can put in each category skew the results. Good video btw
yeah but the arguments it causes are fun
@@Charibolt yes Tis true Gregory yet fun arguments happened in the last ranking without this rule.
Avoids the problem where they basically put everything in A or S last time though. I can see why they did it.
Yep for sure, I think as well it's not saying that E and F are 'bad', just not as good compared to A and S tier.
the "im a snob" edit was just vicious
Yes, Trott. That is certainly going in my rank bank.
Even if I do disagree with your biscuit ranking decisions, these videos are bloody amazing! Please keep ranking! Always ranking! Never stop ranking!
Absolutely love these kinds of videos! Good job and more please!
I completely agree with the plain Digestives ranking.
Only reason most people buy them is to crush them up and put them at the bottom of a Banofee Pie or Cheese Cake or dip them in a chocolate fountain. Very rarely would you eat them by themselves
I appreciate the cut at 14:47
Chocolate Fingers are by far the superior biscuit because you can use them as a straw. Bite both ends off, use it to drink a glass of squash - that’s a huge part of my childhood right there.
1000% agree with Ross on Bourbons. The staple chocolate biscuit, cannot go wrong with a pack, surely S tier
as usual the editing on these vids are just great LOL
Great content gents, really enjoying this series!
Chocolate bourbons are S tier and nothing will ever change my mind
Apart from custard cremes this was a solid ranking.
The 3 per tier needs to be changed though - maybe have a system of a minimum of 1 or 2 per tier but no maximum.
Gotta say dark choc digestive with a coffee beats milk choc digestive with a tea!
I definitely think that Custard Creams should have been higher but I agree with everything else on the list
As per Trott's instruction: I WHOLEHEARTEDLY DISAGREE WITH THE GARIBALDI SLANDER. Apart from that, enjoyed it!
I found that part difficult to sit through. Garibaldi's are up there with the best
@@danishih They're really good, great biscuit for dunking or having as is.
Genuinely enjoying these
Ginger Snaps make a great dessert. Dunk them quickly in Orange Juice (child) Sherry/Brandy/Rum etc (adult), layer whipped cream on top of each biscuit and place together in a log form, cover the whole log with more whipped cream. Can decorate with shaved chocolate, nuts, cherries, maltesers etc. Refrigerate 6 hours. I make it look like a log and have a branch added to the side and with chocolate made to look like bark and serve at Christmas.
This is by far the most addictive content, fucking love it!
Absolutely loved watching ross eating that ginger snap
Absolutely fantastic ranking session there lads!
Okay lads, we're one biscuit in and already there's a problem. We need two categories. Pre and post dunk. You can't compare eating a biscuit if you're not dunking it. Take rich tea for example. The single most bland biscuit, fucking god tier when dunked properly. Scratch it all and do it again
Rich Tea is F tier when undunked, A tier when dunked.
These are surprisingly delightful videos.
Man, when my kids are grown, "grandma's house" is going to have such better cookies/biscuits than the stereotypical US or UK gran's house since my wife and I both bake a lot. This is, of course, assuming that the world hasn't fundamentally imploded by then, which if we're honest is the most likely scenario.
I mean there are plenty of people in the US and UK who bake themselves. But how could they possibly rank a bunch of homemade treats that no one in the audience is able to try and have it mean anything for the audience?
Yeah bois, I am glad you are doing another ranking list, i truly enjoyed the crisps one. Keep it going bois. You rock. Thank you , this was fun .
Isolating Ross's "That sounds Nice to me" *ominous zoom in* would be thr bread and butter of a Hatfilms without context video
I legit would love to see you guys do some MRE reviews
Scientific community will argue that the tier quota restrictions are counter-intuitive to the point of a Tier List video
As a scientist I was bothered
I concur
I think they need to get rid of the tier quotas but start ranking them within the tiers by order. Left being the highest in the tier and right being lowest or something.
There should be a bell curve distribution around C tier. What are S and F tier if not x percentile outliers?
Do it cool wall style, no tiers, they're ranked relative to each other.
Damn the “Ross you’re gunna hate inflation” (17:59) line got me so good
As a Marylander, Maryland cookies have nothing to do with us! If you want something that's actually from Maryland, you have to have Berger cookies.
I own a bakery in the good ol west country and we do postal brownies and blondies, if i thought they would be opened fast enough to not go bad i'd send some of our biscoff/jammie dodger and shortbread flavours! :P
I have quite an awful biscuit problem so I could probably comment on this quite a lot, but digestive biscuits are actually rather filling, just like my personal favourite the custard cream. You could eat half a pack and feel quite content for the day without consuming anything else
I love these ranking videos
we don’t have most of these where I live and I’d really like to try some of these with some cup of tea. nice videos! :)
Another quality video, boys!
Would you consider doing one on fizzy drinks or sweets next?
Chocolate covered malted milks are a game changer honestly
I love a good ole rank session. This one is going in the rank bank
Blows my mind that people in the UK live without TimTams.
The 3 per rule was a very good change, excellent video! Have yall heard of Little Debbie's Nutty Buddy bars? I'm not sure if they fully count as biscuits or are in the UK, but they're S tier for me
They're not in the UK, not even in the foreign foods aisle in major supermarkets, which contains well known American foods such as Pop Tarts and Lucky Charms. I've never seen anything by Little Debbie in any of our larger stores or even the smaller foreign owned convenience stores (corner shops).
I would have added fox's party rings and pink wafers to that list 👌
Party rings are sugary goodness.
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Agree with a lot of these and enjoy the debate coming from the limit of three per ranking. Follow up tea ranking would be great!
Watching this makes me hungry for a nice tea-sallad.
another personal shout for the choc digestives, when you dunk them in cold milk, you get the digestive all nicely moist and milky (wow what a phrase) but the chocolate gets harder and just better. So to summarise. I like the moist and milky and the harder and better.....right....
Smith my boy reppin a biscuit shirt is look shred af. Dead happy for you fella!! Looking hella healthy
Got six minutes into this video and realised there is no way I should be watching it without a tea in hand.
Watching the guys slowing getting fuller and fuller is hilarious
2:59 trotts fucking piano hands got me good lmao
Fuckin hell Smiffy is looking trim. Keep it up bro
The Fig roll move down to F tier was earth chattering uncalled for.
Bourbon is 'S' tier and I won't hear anyone out on this debate 😂
*STRAIGHT FAAAAAACTS*
great content lads keep it UP!
Cutting Smith off as he starts to say “I’m a Snob-“ 👌🏼
Love the completely unnecessary downgrade of rich tea at the end 😂
Red wine and hobnobs on a sunny afternoon,
I'm feeling tired, I think I'll lie down soon
-John Shuttleworth
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Smith's shirt looks like someone activated a 90's video game's debug mode and the sprites got corrupted. I dig it.
I respect the use of the palate cleanser! Many food reviewers ignore this 😉. Managed to actually find the Hobnobs & Jaffas locally. Not sure if the Murica version of Jaffas is different, but they weren't as good as I've been led to believe all these years 🙁.
You can have bad and good versions of Jaffas, so maybe it wasn't a good brand.
(To be fair, Jaffa cakes are a bit overrated within the community)
Spiffing Brit guest appearance for the tea drinking one? Or do you guys think he'd skew the results toward one certain brand over the others?
Biscoff (without the cream) was given out on the plane I was on recently and they reminded me of graham crackers, they were so good
whenever i give blood I always get a small pack of ginger snap biscuits afterwards, and as such they are a secret S tier biscuit for me
You guys did Party Rings dirty not even mentioning them xD
They weren’t on the uk’s top 20 apparently 🤷🏻♂️
Love these, oddly satisfying - hopefully you're making back all the money you're spending on crisps and biscuits in the meantime
editing was 10/10
did you know you can use chocolate fingers as a straw? If you bite off either end then put it in your tea you can suck it up then the inside gets perfectly soft without all the chocolate melting off ^^ white chocolate fingers are an S tier
I like that Unkle Smaff decided to become the fat guy in fun shirts at exactly the point he became a skinny legend
FULL CAPS OPINION, BISCUIT WITH ANY FLAVOUR OF COCONUT IS AMAZING
Ginger Nuts > Ginger Snaps
The chocolate fingers I like to bite the end off both sides and use it as a straw in a cup of tea, it's so good
Surprised Simon didn't hear the rustling of a jaffa cake wrapper
Keep doing these!
I haven’t got the biggest sweet tooth these days in my mid thirties but I can’t really disagree with any of that ! The Nice and Custard Creams do have a bit of nostalgia for me though.
Not being from the UK I've not had the chance to try a lot of these but Chocolate Hobnobs are a favourite for me. Jaffacakes we get here are usually offbrand ones but they're pretty good as well but I can't eat too many of them in one go.
Off brand jaffa cakes are actually better most of the time
Off brand jaffas are great. Especially as McVitie’s give you even less jaffas per packet now.
After the top teas, we need the top dunked biscuits. The content never ends
My ratings.
Love.... Ginger Snaps, Viennese Swirls, Digestives (both chock & plain), Crunch Creams, Custard Creams, Hobnobs, Jaffa Cakes.
Meh.... Nice, Malted Milk, Oreo, Rich Tea, Bourbon, Maryland, Fingers, Shortbread, Biscoff.
Gross.... Garibaldi, Fig Rolls, Jammie Dodgers.
I too enjoy ranking with my friends
rich tea fingers are s tier no questions asked